general-catfish-🐱🐟

[teal narwhal]

this is also an effective strat to use if your opponent parries you

[white prawn]

wah.. how game so smooth

[teal narwhal]

slow motion?

[white prawn]

stil laggy in slow motion ngl

[honest needle]

simple ambient light instead of ray traced shadows like in the forest

cell hall and courtyard are also optimised

[oak olive]

https://gifconvert.vxtwitter.com/convert.avif?url=https://video.twimg.com/tweet_video/HEhgcKTa4AAzIbS.mp4

[white prawn]

plancon a picot users hate this simple trick

[gloomy urchin]

holy 15 fps

[sage steeple]

Can you like, say it in english

[indigo hare]

Okay, he was being a loser

[sage steeple]

What? Did you see your reflection on the monitor?

HAHAHAHAAH

So funny

I am so funny oh my god

Lmao

Lol

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[sage steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/tranduc28-gif-17899210594662494253

[gloomy urchin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/937767299677577256/1324379158977187920/attachment.gif

[sage steeple]

Who is the father?

[green lagoon]

[stable wren]

Sam!!!

I got myself an artist that knows how to draw medieval armory, and the cherry on top is they are also a hema pracitioner.

But damn, they are expensive

Reminder: this man is supposed to be retired, he 62 years old. He needs a cane and a back brace

[stable wren]

Hopes are way too high

I hope the devs spite us

They @ everyone then say "hi"

[high briar]

I believe

He has a family

[stable wren]

Idk

He has a kid

[gloomy urchin]

we are capturing ussr this time (i wont even reach the border)

can this please be considered non-political

[vale cloak]

its risky

about as risky as the biden what meme

[green lagoon]

also senile

[modern galleon]

hello guys do yall remember me

heh

[stuck hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1116993597078765630/1495805164748017936/a2608792e4ded401fa61bca60d56300f.gif

[still scaffold]

literally 1984

[stuck hollow]

[lavish blade]

pistol mod better smh my head

[plain sorrel]

enrique

[white prawn]

how do i change the keybind for shooting the gun (because tbh, j is NOT it for this shit)

[lavish blade]

can't, what would u like

[white prawn]

just wanted it to be tab or something because that's closer to my movement keys and further away from H

there it goes again

another bot got automodded infront of me

[lavish blade]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/307

rifle mod

[high briar]

Be there

[wicked bone]

https://www.instagram.com/agressivebober/#

watch my shit please

its funny

[indigo plover]

How I look btw

[high briar]

If only Nightmare Fredbear were to see Wilhelm Fischer

[unreal bay]

Rdr2 mod for hs when

[pale meteor]

gun sword is peak

[topaz oak]

people in general pmo so much

especially some old people

[topaz oak]

where’s the sword

[pale meteor]

@topaz oak don't worry about it

[topaz oak]

i’m worrying about it

[topaz oak]

it’s called gun SWORD but i dont see a sword

[pale meteor]

john will

[gloomy urchin]

literally a 2D game

[pearl coral]

Sweet

[gloomy urchin]

nvrm

[swift carbon]

Elite ball knowledge

[wanton portal]

medieval fest wahooo

also this new steam workshop menu is hot ass

[gloomy urchin]

i find it cooler

2d shaders? in this economy?

[idle crest]

Okay I won't lie. I dont understand people saying they find it hard to breathe in medieval helmets because last weekend I glued a padded lining onto a bever and then strapped it straight to my face using sallet chin strap, my breathing was unimpeded.

[candid crown]

ɾnsʇ ɥɐp ɐ ɔɐɹ ɔɹɐsɥ

ɯʎ ɔɐɹ ıs ןıʇǝɹɐןןʎ ɟןıddǝp ndsıpǝ poʍu pɐʍ

[gloomy urchin]

hsarc rac a deh tsul

[candid crown]

911 ןןɔɐ

[gloomy urchin]

ohh thats how im supposed to read it hold on

uhh car crash upside down something something

[candid crown]

ɥǝןd ɯǝ dןǝɐsǝ

[zealous remnant]

ok

this is crazy

[idle crest]

I also consider overheating in armour to be even more bullshit than before because I was baking under the sun while I was putting the armour on but once I was wearing it I was fine.

I've felt cold in full plate, but never too hot.

[lavish blade]

what does this say

nvm it's just gibberish

[candid crown]

I had a car crash dawg

[gloomy urchin]

read it like an australian

[high briar]

"tsul hed a cer crash"

I think thats the first one

[gloomy urchin]

you aint supposed to read from right to left

[high briar]

"my car is literally flipped upside down daw missing g"

Ludwig Beilschmidt

[idle crest]

Actually I'd go as far as to say that strapping a padded bevor to my face made breathing easier since it amazingly seemed to filter the air meaning my asthma wasn't even a problem

[high briar]

All the credit goes to Ludwig Beilschmidt

[gloomy urchin]

js say you're built different

[candid crown]

ᥡᥱᥲһ mᥱძіᥱ᥎ᥲᥣ ᥲrm᥆r іs rᥱᥲᥣᥣᥡ ᥕᥱᥣᥣ ᑲᥙіᥣ𝗍

[gloomy urchin]

WHY CANT SAMUEL FUCKING RUN AND ATTACK

WHY DOES HE HAVE TO SPEND EITHER 3 SECONDS SCARING THE OPPONENT OR RANDOMLY STOPPING ALL VELOCITY IN THE MIDDLE OF A SPRINT

[idle crest]

Humanity peaked with me tbf

Jk

[gloomy urchin]

be like easter

[high briar]

Sir moai when you say the man's name (unless youre older than him)

[candid crown]

𝔚𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔡𝔦𝔡 𝔢𝔰 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔰 𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔫 𝔪𝔢𝔞𝔫

[high briar]

He's a 62 year old man

[candid crown]

ℑ 𝔰𝔢𝔢

[high briar]

He is Sir Moai

Why do you talk in game seer bro

@game seers

[gloomy urchin]

bro got wife and kids im not sure if you're joking or fr

[candid crown]

ℑ'𝔪 𝔩𝔞𝔯𝔭𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔯𝔫

[high briar]

Idk a bug said it

[latent jay]

RIP OFF

This game is a catfish holy shit

[gloomy urchin]

ok

[lavish blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1138479382600617985/1256035458065109012/attachment-24.gif

[frank citrus]

YURI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[indigo hare]

I am NOT 62

[gloomy urchin]

whatever you say grandpa

[indigo hare]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-scott-the-office-sad-smile-gif-14640302

[gloomy urchin]

my fancy tricks dont work against drunk priest with a longsword :((

[high briar]

Sung sung sung tahur

[frank citrus]

Hellish quart?

[gloomy urchin]

yes

[high briar]

I recognis

Father zera

[frank citrus]

Apparently its a real technique

In any martial art when you act so unpredictable and out of the rules the enemy gets very confused

[gloomy urchin]

ok this humble combo works

longsword user when i cut his fucking fingers off

i dont like that thrusts are aiming for his shoulders

[high briar]

Just long guard and stab him

If you use keyboard and moust rmb+ middle mouse should do the trick

Always wins against this drunkard

[gloomy urchin]

who the fuck uses mouse

are you insane

[high briar]

https://tenor.com/view/golden-freddy-gif-24801752

[spark quartz]

This is true, you are 61

[high briar]

Your yellow friends admit it

[candid crown]

https://tenor.com/view/61-41-67-61-new-meme-61-meme-gif-4909211002993893210

[spark quartz]

bro thinks its 2024 😭

[gloomy urchin]

is it piracy if its from internet archive

[frank citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/its-me-its-peak-its-peam-its-true-fnaf-gif-5192401756246821488

[frank citrus]

no

well yes if you consider piracy as not unethical

[gloomy urchin]

game's older than me

[frank citrus]

do what you want cuz a pirate is free

you are a pirateeeee

[gloomy urchin]

uhh what am i supposed to do with ts 😭

[frank citrus]

gng just give up

why are you pirating the first call of duty

[gloomy urchin]

fym pirating

where am i supposed to get the freaking DVD in this day and age!!

[frank citrus]

YOU TALKED ABT PIRACY

[gloomy urchin]

nuhu

anyways i figured it out

[frank citrus]

this reminds me of the time i pirated mario 64

apparently its illegal to tell people where the ROM file is

[gloomy urchin]

nvm

oh apparently game is on steam so i did in fact do illegal thing and im gonna get yelled at for breaking discord tos and allat

[high briar]

Don't let the mod teme see this

They actually hate piracy talk

I think

[gloomy urchin]

they do which is why i asked

but i took spod's word for it

[high briar]

Spod spud brothers

Become potato

[frank citrus]

piracy isnt illegal

what IS illegal is getting a copy from someone that obtained the material for free also

i think

i mean

okay piracy is very illegal but ur getting away with it if you just say nothing

[rancid reef]

Bro

[frank citrus]

it practically isnt

[gloomy urchin]

but i dont wanna get yelled at :c

[frank citrus]

it is but only if you go to a court and proclaim the crime

[rancid reef]

Piracy has been illegal for thousands of years

[frank citrus]

CUZ BACK THEN YOU COULDNT DOWNLOAD STUFF

[gloomy urchin]

you wouldnt steal a car would you

[frank citrus]

i would if stealing meant making a perfect copy of the car without the owner knowing or caring

i would be very morally pained if i stole the car and the owner didnt have a car anymore

[whole solstice]

who else remembers that part of dvds and stuff the anti piracy scene

[visual agate]

😟

[teal narwhal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1493793063938687157/MedalTVHalfSword20260414215627214-tr-edit-ezgif.com-speed.gif

[gloomy crest]

I got hacked

[whole solstice]

fuck off

"why" you know what. this isnt a porn server. please someone ban this mf

[unkempt zodiac]

<@&1080390104562016306> get this guy outta here

[whole solstice]

hes gone

[hearty hedge]

they got em

[unkempt zodiac]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/545119074527608832/1454593606588563630/LilGuy.gif

[rancid reef]

They'd care because they wouldn't get the money that you'd give them if your borrowed it

[hearty hedge]

wtf wrong wit that dude

[whole solstice]

"ah yes, ill post gore corn and tell EVERYONE TO LOOK"

genius

[frank citrus]

its not borrowing if their car never even got affected

[hearty hedge]

in a server with minors nonetheless

[rancid reef]

I wouldn't say they would care that much because regardless views are views and attention is attention

[hearty hedge]

attention is attention mfs when they genuinely get bullied off the internet

[rancid reef]

Well that's what i'm saying. Either you give them the money they would deserve for making it or you copy it, leaving them out of the question entirely

It'd be like taking secret photos of a burlesque show just for yourself without paying for the seat

Not hurting anybody except for the artist

[frank citrus]

ur right

in all of that

its just the matter of morality

[rancid reef]

The matter of them not getting monies

[frank citrus]

i think i am allowed to commit piracy because currency conversion doesnt exist here and the government wants people to stop playing games

[whole solstice]

bro. i thought it was some guy begging for commissions etc. but then i saw booba, censored but still booba. then i saw the blood and went hell nah get this freak outta ere

[rancid reef]

It's not like the artists in animation aren't getting paid if you pirate, but the more we pirate and the more we stream the less cut they'll get regardless

[hearty hedge]

he's posted it in almost every channel he could

[frank citrus]

most people already buy

[rancid reef]

It's just the usual idiot fellas

[frank citrus]

and i would definitely buy too if stuff was more available here

[hearty hedge]

mhm

[frank citrus]

im already planning to buy all the games ive pirated once i get a job

[rancid reef]

"Most people" is pretty broad when crunchyroll exists

The legal form of piracy

[white prawn]

heyall

[rancid reef]

That is what they all say until they see it's like $2000 or something 7 years down the line

[rancid reef]

Sup fool

You been swording halfway?

[hoary kiln]

Why did that guy post nsfw on this server I have no fucking clue.

[white prawn]

no ive been shooting willies

a lot

because why use a sword

when you can

[frank citrus]

i mean i wont have to worry about rent for a while after getting my first job so im probably only going to buy myself peripherals and after that i legit dont know what to do with the money

[whole solstice]

thats usual???

[white prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/indiana-jones-raiders-of-the-lost-ark-duel-sword-gun-gif-2799924675001588725

[rancid reef]

It happens a lot

[white prawn]

why is your name white

[rancid reef]

In many different ways

[whole solstice]

i... dont know

[rancid reef]

Some people just wanna come in here and rage bait the devs who they think aren't listening to anyone in their little world

[autumn laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/petting-cat-don-vito-corleone-marlon-brando-the-godfather-scratching-gif-15087241036458532194

wtf was that

[whole solstice]

egirl scam site

[rancid reef]

Some booshizz

[autumn laurel]

nvm got him

[white prawn]

i saw atleast 10 different bots get banned Infront of me trying to send invites to porn servers

[whole solstice]

can someone actually answer this??

[autumn laurel]

you have no levels yet

keep chatting

it'll happen soon

[whole solstice]

was my name white before??

or am i dumb

sorry

[autumn laurel]

yup

[hoary kiln]

He is gone off the face of the earth on this server

[frank citrus]

you didnt pick any roles

when u signed up for the server

[autumn laurel]

tryna eat my chicken and im getting pinged 5 times in a row lol

[frank citrus]

that or you did and someone removed them (impossible)

[whole solstice]

oki

ohhhhh

[autumn laurel]

there it is

[white prawn]

blame me for that

[hoary kiln]

The guy is gone

[white prawn]

and also that guy

[hoary kiln]

Why he posted that

[frank citrus]

wdym

[spark quartz]

Public discord server=a lot of trolls

[hoary kiln]

What are the best discord servers at?

[whole solstice]

bro why gore especially? why not just normal bro. be slightly less horrific

[white prawn]

closed manual acceptance kinda discord servers are really hard to get into but they're typically one of the safest

unless they have some corruption shit going on

[hoary kiln]

I don't really trust servers where you have to give your id to join I understand they want to keep kids out but it's just a little too much.

[whole solstice]

yeaaaa uhh kids getting through what is the same function of PH "are you 18?" button, it does fudge all

[white prawn]

examples include epic department server where there is an outsider chat where basically noone has image perms, and there are no channels where you can send images, videos, gifs, or invite links, no matter what, and that one glt server which has no outsider chat and you just have to wait a really long time to be accepted

[white prawn]

no im not talking about id servers

[gloomy urchin]

meow what the hell happened already

[white prawn]

btw I've been waiting in said glt server for atleast 6 months and I still haven't been accepted

[gloomy urchin]

wharever im going to bed goobnight

[white prawn]

7 months actually

[plain scroll]

Dont give your id to discord. They cant be trusted with it

[hoary kiln]

I don't really like ID servers because of the verification like giving your id is kinda absurd the servers and bots kinda not be trusted. Same goes for most of not all of the age verification companies it's like all health insurance companies there is not a good one most of them fucking suck.

[gloomy urchin]

what about children vro!!

[hoary kiln]

They should be dealt with and taken off discord

[gloomy urchin]

haha stupid loser bot

[plain scroll]

I think you mispelled "We want to steal your data"

[gloomy urchin]

yeah my bad

[frank citrus]

"we want to rid you of your privacy and anonymity"

[gloomy urchin]

you will own nothing and be happy

[whole solstice]

lets be real. 10 or so years from now, we wont be able to breath privately

like privacy is becoming a joke

[gloomy urchin]

i will hide my breathing behind 3 layers of 90s encryption

because no one bothers to learn the stuff

ai will hallucinate solutions and wont actually bypass it

[frank citrus]

funny thing is that the only thing that can keep people 100% anonymous nowadays is linux and theyre coming for it too

[gloomy urchin]

systemctl wants to force people to id themselves because california or something

anyways complaining will not get you far if you dont actually solve the issue

learn basic engineering learn basic programming and you'll probably constantly need those in 10 years unless you want to pay 600$ to replace a transistor

[brave sorrel]

good lord how many fucking porn bots today my god

I must've seen like 6 different accounts today 😭

I know we're down bad but goddamn

[waxen heart]

They should lowk chill tf

[brave sorrel]

ong

[hybrid granite]

should i buy stardew valley for the switch 1?

[modest mica]

BECAUSE ITS NOT

[modest mica]

yessssss

[frank citrus]

id rather learn how to repair computer components than have someone potentially do a bad job and charge me for it

ive done it before removing the CMOS battery but thats ez

[brave sorrel]

<@&1080390104562016306>

[brave sorrel]

Numero seven

Fucking yippie

[plain scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/disappointed-wriotags-gif-3084011263963247857

[brave sorrel]

People can't keep their fucking porn addictions to their incognito tabs they gotta bring it to discord too

[deep yew]

i just downloaded the early access

[dull notch]

If you can, definitely pick it up on PC

[hybrid granite]

i've been thinking on switch since there are times i cant be on my pc (and that i will probably get it by unconventional means)

[tropic marsh]

where can I find help for halfsword enhancer

[manic seal]

Join the HSE discord

[frank citrus]

can u even pirate on switch

[hybrid granite]

nah nah

on pc

[frank citrus]

oh

fair

[stable wren]

Team sallet or armet?

[lofty kindle]

Kettle Helm.

[hybrid granite]

i didnt know you were goated like that

[stable wren]

I love visored kettles

[swift carbon]

Dude the kettle helmet it genuinely the perfect helmet, first of all I’d deflects blows so they don’t his your shoulders it has crumple room it’s light weight and affordable and paired with a mail and gambeson coif is just the perfect combo

[lofty kindle]

I like purely for the look.

[stable wren]

Kettle helm was the basis to the Brodie helmet

Used by US, British + Commonwealth

[waxen heart]

Yo what the fuck just happened 🥀😭

[stable wren]

Mb

[stable wren]

My favorite helmet

Is the Adrian

[indigo hare]

Both kettle helms and sallets are goated

Anything else is stupid

And dumb

[hybrid granite]

personally i think a barbute with nasal is good, its harder to make but the protection it gives is better

[stable wren]

Not medieval but a goated af helmet

The Austrian stalhelm is also pretty goated

[wanton portal]

https://youtu.be/Tk3hQl3JSdc?si=mvsHfEzuJmgPmhu7

[stable wren]

Armet

[lofty kindle]

I agree frogmouth helms are trash.

[stable wren]

Someone gets it

[lofty kindle]

lol. They look so damn goofy.

[stable wren]

Yeah

I might deadass go eisenhut

[hybrid granite]

true

[plain scroll]

eisenhut are awesome

[swift carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-henry-henry-of-skalitz-kcd-kingdom-come-gif-3561710500423895152

[hybrid granite]

https://tenor.com/view/are-you-sure-omniman-invincible-meme-gif-14970603868221209304

[lofty kindle]

Greatest lego build ever.

[pearl coral]

armet always

[stable wren]

Yo question

[solid basin]

🙂

[stable wren]

Do you have sources of a eisenhut and bevor combo?

[pearl coral]

eisenhut being defined as what

[stable wren]

Visored kettle

[swift carbon]

Fr

I used to make medieval battles and use those helmets most of the time

[drowsy finch]

Swagged up wagwagwag

[drowsy finch]

Wdyt of this

[indigo hare]

Hey Sam just wanted you to know youre wrong and your opinion is wrong

[lofty kindle]

Pretty dang epic.

[drowsy finch]

Thanks! I was gonna buy either the enterprise or the riverboat next but my dorm kinda caught on fire, so thats on hold!

Really excited to build the other stuff

I recently got into tng so i’m really really eager to get that thang made

[plain scroll]

In future please use https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1349880006075224074 for things like this

[restive trench]

man that big ship seems so strong it will never sink

[drowsy finch]

It was structurally terrible btw 😭

[lofty kindle]

That's awesome. TNG seems to super popular again recently. Great to see people discovering it. Fantastic series.

[lofty kindle]

Some say it's unsinkable.

[drowsy finch]

I think its cuz of youtube shorts or something, but either way i really really like it!!

Me and my bud started watching it

He’s so busy, so it was nice getting to hang out

[lofty kindle]

I would like to see Farscape get the same attention.

[restive trench]

https://tenor.com/view/clueless-gif-24395495

[hybrid granite]

whats tng?

[shell swift]

star trek: the next generation

the one with patrick stewart, to be specific

[restive trench]

where is the S

[lofty kindle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnDtvZXYHgE

[restive trench]

oh wait im stupid

[weary tinsel]

if yall wanna talk about peak helmets...

[restive trench]

cuman?

[weary tinsel]

from Rotmistrovka

fukcin peak

[restive trench]

reminds me of the cult from assassin's creed odyssey

[pearl coral]

nothing comes to mind

[wanton portal]

If those smiles are meant for a fear tactic

It's working

[still charm]

game called halfsword
all swords are full length
wtf

[clever plume]

Huh... Did the suggestions forum get deleted ever since I last vere here... In 2025

[fair pendant]

i hate this

[swift carbon]

Lowkey valid argument

[idle crest]

Felt cute, might delete later

[restive trench]

steady yo hands smh

fire armour tho

i cant really see well from the image but the helmet looks very interesting

seems like a mix between armet and sallet or something

[hybrid granite]

how i feel looking at armor i cant afford

genuinely buying a surcoat, chainmail and a conical is so tempting so i can larp as a templar but i dont got that kind of money

even if its larp equipment

[restive trench]

there was this dude on yt who made tutorials on how to make armor from cardboard

[hybrid granite]

yeah i tried to make a cuirass and it turned out dogshit

[restive trench]

oh it was just the image beinf blurry

fire fit

[hybrid granite]

ripped itself apart every like 5 uhh

uses??

[restive trench]

make it bigger or something idk

[hybrid granite]

no the cardboard bending made the glue give up on life

[restive trench]

oh lmao

[stable wren]

Sallets with rondels?

[hybrid granite]

wait maybe i can get a surcoat with long sleeves so nobody sees i cant afford chainmail

or make chainmail out of soda tabs idfk

[restive trench]

damn

yall filming a movie or something with this equipment lmao

[idle crest]

a short film yea

[hybrid granite]

i found a steel kettle helm for only 75 dollars??!!

[idle crest]

from india almost certainly

[hybrid granite]

i still dont got money

[cobalt shoal]

Hidden gem holy shit

It's so beautiful

[stable wren]

Shit sounds like a alien making a distrack 😭

[cobalt shoal]

Gleep glorp gleep glorp

I gotta drop outta school and start making more bangers like that

I'm like

Metro Booming

[restive trench]

https://tenor.com/view/yoinky-sploinky-eminem-houdini-that-yoinky-sploinky-gif-5975295259755886670

[hybrid granite]

humans dissed emperor Xyphorias the Great so they spun back 😭

[cobalt shoal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1145027578973925487/1201717990421438525/caption.gif

[hybrid granite]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1193556706223984681/1366535872891064401/attachment.gif

[pearl coral]

i’m this guy’s thirteenth great grandson

[cobalt shoal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1080946593815085096/1179952120020095026/attachment.gif

[hybrid granite]

i honestly wonder if im related to genghis khan

i dont wanna buy a dna test so idk if i'll ever know

[stable wren]

I am this guy great great grandson

[stable wren]

Roblox military larper btw

[cobalt shoal]

Caglarping

[restive trench]

i would really want to know my origins and such too

but too lazy

and moneu

[bitter pilot]

Are there updates coming to the game?

[rancid reef]

How about you calm down shark

Asking for so much

[lyric girder]

I just realised butcher is gonna release the virus and itll kill his vd cancer and cure him

https://tenor.com/view/joe-kessler-gif-1899650959622438643

[stable wren]

Bad ending

[halcyon sapphire]

hey all

i feel so out of place here

i was in this server an awful long time ago

on an alt account that i deleted like a dumb idiot

:/

[weak sundial]

good for you?

[halcyon sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-cat-doodle-fish-nibble-cat-eating-fish-gif-15126373179558858541

aw darn

[weak sundial]

embed fail lol

[neat tundra]

history will never recover from this loss

[halcyon sapphire]

guys just

pretend that u can see the gif

[neat tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-willy-cute-gif-2159282053417534293

[stable wren]

KEPON

I got a cool ass artist for medieval stuff

[neat tundra]

did he draw something for you

[stable wren]

Not yet, but here one of their works

[neat tundra]

whats their name?

[stable wren]

Erica

Like

That's it

[unreal bay]

Erica von lichtenstein

[halcyon sapphire]

whoa its galaxyhighmarshal

hi galazyhighmarshal

[unreal bay]

Suppo

[halcyon sapphire]

aw damn i spelled it wrong

[stable wren]

The oc that is being drawn by them

[halcyon sapphire]

hi galaxyhighmarshal

[stable wren]

Will be half kit

[unreal bay]

Elo

[stable wren]

Sallet and Textile breastplate

[halcyon sapphire]

hi

[unreal bay]

[stable wren]

The oc name is deadass terrible, "Ganda"

The villain name is like badass

Scilia Banderwin vs Ganda

[unreal bay]

Gandhi

[stable wren]

Gandhi if he was from Bohemia and had no nukes

The other artist I kidnapped to be later comm'd, does military stuff.

They'll be drawing some stuff for the verse me and rali are fabricating

So uh, rip my wallet.

But worth it

[restive trench]

hey I've seen that flag before

its that one European country

thats in europe

[stable wren]

It's called Pewdiepie or smthing

[restive trench]

Minecraft

[stable wren]

No that's a providence

[blazing heath]

a providence

[stable wren]

Didn't someone like research every biome in Minecraft to see what irl country it was based off

[frank citrus]

thats obviously russia

[indigo hare]

Omg is that galaxyhighmarshal, the gmod blood guy? Whatre you doing in the halfsword server?

[stable wren]

No, clearly

It's

[frank citrus]

?

you mean the ?

[stable wren]

....

[frank citrus]

oh the ....

[stable wren]

Clearly it's....

[stable wren]

Omg

Is that Sir Goofball of Goofyville?

Such a dishonor to meet you, unsir!

[hardy mirage]

yeah sure, go ahead and doxx yourself, see how that goes

[stable wren]

I just doxed the whole server fam

[bitter pilot]

I just asked if there was one nothing serious

[weary tinsel]

actual valid assumption

according to Tobias Capwell, he says that they (in my own words) sacrificed more protection for the sake of visuals

"A man that can hide his fear behind a mask"

[stable wren]

Mordschlag

I got an artist that does medieval stuff

[weary tinsel]

sup

yeah I heard

[stable wren]

I already picked the two options for armory

[weary tinsel]

❓

[stable wren]

I lurked through the references, and pick these two

[weary tinsel]

for what sake?

[stable wren]

It's the armor that the character i want drawn will wear in the art

[weary tinsel]

did you commision one?

[stable wren]

They said i could send in what i wanted

[weary tinsel]

oh sick

[stable wren]

And wait till whenever i am ready

Pay for it

And have it be drawn

[stable wren]

Also, they are team sallet

[weary tinsel]

wdym when you say "visored kettle"?

[weary tinsel]

yeah im on this team

[stable wren]

Kettle with a eye slit

[weary tinsel]

gotcha

[stable wren]

You fw with a green textile?

[weary tinsel]

yeh

like this?

[stable wren]

Yeah it's like that exact color actually

Darker green

The sallet i picked will have a orle

And it'll be tilted up

[weary tinsel]

Gangsta

[stable wren]

One thing i might regret

Is the dagger

Or well

Arming sword

[weary tinsel]

ear dagger

[stable wren]

Noe, it's a swiss degen, it'll be sheathed infront of the groin area

[weary tinsel]

dope either way

[stable wren]

As a reference to this manuscript

The green doublet guy with the most, weirdest sheathing spot

But honestly it's probably also the most practical

[stable wren]

Swiss degen cult

Forcing ivan to join so he can add it

[weary tinsel]

The dev will def add it

[stable wren]

They better

Much as i love the arming sword ingame

I want variety

[weary tinsel]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1469421766563594271

he reacted to it 🤷‍♂️

[stable wren]

I think i was like, one of the first few people asking for this stupid ass sword

[weary tinsel]

idk..

[stable wren]

Jarvis, correct me

[weary tinsel]

nah u prb right

[stable wren]

I checked in references

Back in 2025 i asked for it, like 11 months ago

Alongside the Kriegmesser

[weary tinsel]

arma bohemia w

i know what u talking about

[stable wren]

I still want the military messer!!

[stable wren]

What did arma do?

[stable wren]

OH

Dude i thought you were talking about arma the game lmfao

RHS won the modder support votes

So happy

[stable wren]

Beautiful fucking degen

[weary tinsel]

I think I was the first to ask for steel covered targe

[split wedge]

what did u just fucking call me?

lmao

[stable wren]

Wasn't that alwaaaays in the game

[weary tinsel]

what?

[split wedge]

ik ik

[stable wren]

Wait, was like the old targes wood?

[weary tinsel]

I really dont recall playing with this

[sullen folio]

👀

[stable wren]

I swear the baron targe was like

Just this

[weary tinsel]

I dont see it

[stable wren]

Maybe i am misremembering

[stable wren]

In manuscripts, when we see a group of evil doers being personified in medieval times

They often time wear older kits, and more cruel weaponry, yeah?

[weary tinsel]

you mean all'antica?

like when theyre killing jesus?

[stable wren]

Yeah stuff like that

[weary tinsel]

yeah they have some weird looks on their faces too

feels very personal

[stable wren]

Because I want to make the villain wear like a Kastenburst and a older helmet

[weary tinsel]

bascinet

[stable wren]

Skullhound?

[weary tinsel]

those are shown in mid maybe late 15th century art

[weary tinsel]

sec

[stable wren]

Skullhound bascinet... and a Kastenburst?

[weary tinsel]

wtf is skullhound

[stable wren]

Isn't that not what's it called

Hound smthing

[unkempt zodiac]

hounskull

[weary tinsel]

1475 lmaooo

[stable wren]

Thank u squire

[stable wren]

Just made them look like middle aged british men

They saw the future fr

[weary tinsel]

1470

[stable wren]

Grey gambeson, Kastenburst, tabard, hounskull...

Idk what to do for the hosens colorwise

[weary tinsel]

red

[stable wren]

Might replace the Kastenburst with a brigandine

Idk yet

[hybrid granite]

What helmet is bro wearing

The guy behind 😭

[analog ocean]

shit game

[hybrid granite]

Why so?

Personally i think its one of the greatest games i’ve played

[stable wren]

Hounskull

It's a bascinet

[wheat brook]

You deadass can’t be nice to people these days

Bro like I don’t enjoy being mean or rude but it’s the only way people take you serious these days

[teal narwhal]

this guy has an unbelivably tuff fit

blackend chestplate with the gold skirt is crazy

[hybrid granite]

Im so confused bro

Aint they really unpopular in 1475??

[hybrid granite]

Joins server
“Game is shit”
Refuses to explain why
Leaves

[small fog]

Its because he wasn't good at it right away. Probs a souls player

[teal narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/gem-gem-alarm-gem-alert-bell-harry-dresden-gif-5419200886822863241

[stable wren]

Yes

The manuscript was made in 1475

Buuut

What is being depicted is showing a long time ago

[wheat brook]

Hell no this is what gets you killed

Wild animals don’t have the the concept of “nice”

[white prawn]

helllooo i wasn't talking about id servers

[teal narwhal]

what in that image suggested wild animals to you

also yeah wild animals are nice to each other sometimes

they dont have the word but the concept is there

[zenith matrix]

except they do what

may not be out of "kindness" but animals work together all da time

[tiny pilot]

Yo

How do i get a red name folk

[wheat brook]

I’m gonna fucking lose my mind

[teal narwhal]

type for a bit

[tiny pilot]

Ight thx godspeed

[mint skiff]

covert name

[pearl coral]

@last whale https://open.spotify.com/track/3Tug4I4Ks0sFEYFeQlrDo4?si=839755d268e34068

[last whale]

Ts peak

[pearl coral]

this one is also peak https://open.spotify.com/track/1RyI8zeDL2BHTqRqcZ0HxI?si=91f5d0f8f02c4b95

[last whale]

I fw it hard

[untold wraith]

The money is down but so am i

(down bad)

[untold wraith]

Straight poop

[pearl coral]

punches you

[teal narwhal]

@lost palm

[wheat brook]

No you don’t mf😭😭😭😭

[last whale]

Nuh uh

[stable wren]

You should send me your worst song

[swift carbon]

Does anyone here play dayz?

[pearl coral]

i dont listen to bad songs

[stable wren]

[swift carbon]

If so is this normal to happen right now in vannilla?

[stable wren]

Give me your thoughts on this artist i got medieval art kit

[pearl coral]

why spear blunt

also bugs me that the helmet is painted

[stable wren]

That idk

[stable wren]

They don't know a lot of armory when it comes to medieval stuff

Matter fact most of their armory knowledge stems from just 5 manuscripts and modern repos

[pearl coral]

the helmet and spear and maille on the neck definitely gives off "drawing a reenactor" vibes

[stable wren]

Yeah

I am going to make sure doe the armory depicted is accurate as the best I know it to be

I did pick this sallet with a breastplate w/ textile

[indigo hare]

I thought they painted those sometimes?

But I’m not a medieval nerd so idk

[pearl coral]

the only evidence for painted helmets is usually dubiously victorian

in art they're depicted as cloth covered

like this one

[stable wren]

For some reason

I always assumed this

The paint seemed

Utterly ridiculous?

I highly doubt a reason of why a soldier would, paint his own helmet, and likely ruin it?

Over just wrapping it in some cloth with a design already

[swift carbon]

Looks like a handgonne

[swift carbon]

They would paint it as a cheap way to prevent rust

[stable wren]

What

Rust resistant paint wasn't a thing till 1921

Their paint would've been rusted through regardless

[pearl coral]

🥀

[swift carbon]

Or they would keep it blackened from the forgeing process

[pearl coral]

you true

looks a lot like modern blunted spears though lol

[swift carbon]

Sorry I meant “prevent”

[pearl coral]

was wondering why it was so short

[pearl coral]

oil is an equally cheap if not cheaper way to prevent rust

[stable wren]

And i am someone who paints over rust as a job

[swift carbon]

Yeah I’m sorry but I absolutely butchered all that

[stable wren]

That shit can sometimes take 8 coats

That's expensive

[swift carbon]

I meant “the helmets would be painted over the blackened helmet and the helmets usually painted would be the wallets that look like an apple slice because they where so easy to produce because you could make a mould and hammer a sheet of steel or iron into it to get a cheap helmet”

[pearl coral]

What

[stable wren]

Why would you paint a helmet at all

Especially one you need to buy

[swift carbon]

Drip or drown

[stable wren]

Nowadays, helmet painting is a common thing because you aren't buying it

Back then that shit wasn't cheap

Why would you do that, rather than just

A.

Take care of the fucking thing

B.

Get a cloth over it

[swift carbon]

These

[pearl coral]

what about them

historically they were covered with fabric

[swift carbon]

“Apple slice helmets”

[pearl coral]

they all have holes punched in them for mounting fabric

[swift carbon]

Ahhh ok

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh I see I see

[pearl coral]

also there's no evidence that they were made like that because it was "cheap", we see plenty of fully harnessed men wearing them

they were just useful

[stable wren]

I already hate that sallet ngl

[swift carbon]

:/

[stable wren]

But come on, painting it just ruins it entirely

[swift carbon]

Yeah I just thought that I heard somewhere that they where easy to make

[swift carbon]

I geuss bro

But in that world it was drip or drown

[stable wren]

Back then

[pearl coral]

generally the drip was shininess or rich textiles lol

[stable wren]

It was about not having your organs on the floor

[swift carbon]

Valid

[swift carbon]

Or colors like purple or red

But I do understand both of your points and realized I was wrong long ago I just like a friendly argument from time to time

[pearl coral]

dawg like half the people there woulda been wearing red

[swift carbon]

Ok then just purple

[pearl coral]

byeah

again though if you had the means to wear purple you'd be covering your helmet in purple textile...........,

[swift carbon]

Ok

Or purple in your arming doublet or gambeson

Purple was a very very valuable color

Unless I’m thinking of something else

Ts

https://klipy.com/gifs/an-iq-too-high-1

[true panther]

KCDC 2 is half off do I get it

[swift carbon]

Yes

No questions asked

Peak game

Took me 60 hours to beat

And that was almost rushing

[vale cloak]

*as long as you dont mind their usage of ai

[untold wraith]

Yikes

[untold wraith]

AI is the future

[vale cloak]

you say that like its a good thing

its also not

general ai maybe

but generative isnt general

[teal narwhal]

its useful in some cases, however its not good at any of these cases right now

[vale cloak]

oh yeah its useful but its more wasteful than useful and many of those uses are things we already had algorithms for

my point isnt that its useless

ofc you can find a nail for the hammer

[teal narwhal]

its more wasteful than useful NOW, give it time and i think its gonna pay off

[vale cloak]

it will always be wasteful

[untold wraith]

False

[vale cloak]

they arent trying to optimise how well it runs

[teal narwhal]

everything is a little wasteful

[untold wraith]

False

[teal narwhal]

also this is just completley false wth

[vale cloak]

no they are trying to improve its accuracy

[teal narwhal]

you know about turboquant?

[vale cloak]

and find uses for it

[untold wraith]

Love you twim all respect but you ain't right on that one

[vale cloak]

anyway its beside the point

[untold wraith]

Nah lets argue

[vale cloak]

it could eventually be useful but thats not how its being used

[untold wraith]

LETS ARGUE BRO

BRUH

YOU THINK YOU'RE HOT SHIT DON'T YOU?

[vale cloak]

its already being treated like the future for a "could"

[untold wraith]

POS

[teal narwhal]

google made something called turboqaunt that is basically ai optimization

[untold wraith]

COME AT ME BRO

[vale cloak]

people are ignoring how much it sucks now and still use it

[teal narwhal]

runs 6x faster no accuracy loss

[untold wraith]

TRY ME BRUH

[vale cloak]

and its takng the economy with it

for a "could"

[teal narwhal]

true, true. But its improving pretty fast ngl

[vale cloak]

then use it when its worth using

[teal narwhal]

like it was just 4 years ago that the first release of chatgpt came out

and that shit SUCKED

but now its actually decently useable

[vale cloak]

its not much different from then

for what

[untold wraith]

It's def different

[vale cloak]

i said much

its more accurate

thats about it

[untold wraith]

Generative accuracy and smartness

Soon it'll be everything

[vale cloak]

what is "SMARTNESS"

[untold wraith]

The brain that is the AI

[vale cloak]

thats sounds like how an orc would describe a gpu upgrade

[untold wraith]

genius

[teal narwhal]

just in general. Its less wrong, it can reason, and is able to understand more complex tasks

[vale cloak]

it doesnt have a brain dumass

[untold wraith]

It technically does

[vale cloak]

no it doesnt

i am a software dev i can explain how a deep learning neural net works if you want

[untold wraith]

Dumb ass*

[teal narwhal]

I mean sorta yeah but also no, the weights and parameters are the "brain" so to speak

[untold wraith]

Oh your mad your Job is about to be taken

Ight

This argument is going nowhere

Silly go ahead and execute EVERYONE in chat for me rq

My orc brain outsmarted the soon to be McDonald's worker

[teal narwhal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1109769361662689330/1457783348297732196/togif.gif

[vale cloak]

i was literally just going to make a joke that you think my software dev job will be taken by "ai" before your macdonalds but you literally do dont you

[untold wraith]

"edited"

McDonald's*

[vale cloak]

we call it maccas

tried to translate

i dont speak idiot

[teal narwhal]

and not MickeyD's?

[untold wraith]

I literally do what

[sweet carbon]

||you just lost the game||

[vale cloak]

damn

[vale cloak]

||you are now breathing manually||

[sweet carbon]

i already was

[teal narwhal]

cant breathe manually if i never breathe to begin with

[vale cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/hotdog-straw-gif-25765355

[untold wraith]

You Americans

[vale cloak]

australian

[untold wraith]

Even worse

[teal narwhal]

You Australians

[vale cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/twentytoeight-getthatupya-vblongneck-selfie-gif-13269382

[untold wraith]

Not the long neck

[teal narwhal]

how to properly hold a lightsaber

[untold wraith]

Firmly grasp it

[untold wraith]

First 8 and last 8 words aren't needed

[teal narwhal]

boutta make me shit and giggle

[spark quartz]

https://youtu.be/32Kn_fPJY0s?si=wEX1KCIt9MVPzRHC

[brazen oyster]

Tru

[pearl coral]

good video

[still scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/lapiscel-horse-funny-quiz-gif-15349069977875529804

[pearl coral]

Hi guys

[pearl coral]

more gifs need reflection questions

[still scaffold]

food for thought

[untold wraith]

I found a video of your mother @indigo hare

[still scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/a-gem-benjammins-chud-door-door-cam-gif-7224643390232569308

[untold wraith]

Tell her to put a shirt on

[still scaffold]

are we with tung now

https://giphy.com/gifs/son-n-im-crine-3B81t4WkltNwIDRo8G

[untold wraith]

They added tung tung, a AI generated image to fortnite

You know how insane that it

That is)

[still scaffold]

adding tung caused them to lay off 1,000 employees

[untold wraith]

Genuinely

Praying for fortnites downfall after chapter 2

[still scaffold]

epic literally underwent a government purge after someone decided to add tung to fortnite

[pearl coral]

fortung

[still scaffold]

sam it might be time to get off the internet for the day

answer the reflection questions in the gif about the horse solving cube roots

[pearl coral]

been thinking about brock lesnar lately since i saw a cool promo video of him the other day

No politic

[still scaffold]

its over for misinfo

[untold wraith]

I was hoping you wouldn't catch that

[drifting stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-kill-that-boy-speed-kill-that-boy-ishowspeed-kys-gif-12701459054714320722

[still scaffold]

having a conversation with you is like lobotomizing myself

[pearl coral]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-kcd-reputation-kcd1-try-not-to-laugh-gif-15158000843059571414

[drifting stirrup]

Kingdom Come Deliverance ❤️

[pearl coral]

Guyz what would your superhero identity be if you were superhero

[untold wraith]

Invisibility

[drifting stirrup]

He said Identity

[pearl coral]

I said identity jackass not powerset

[still scaffold]

what's a superhero

[drifting stirrup]

Doofus

[untold wraith]

Invisibility

Call me invisibility because I'm blind asshole

[drifting stirrup]

https://giphy.com/gifs/big-boss-solid-snake-invisible-xlGUDOHTHmNl1Jd0RT

[stable wren]

Super ass

[pearl coral]

I'd be like a kickass gargoyle person.

[drifting stirrup]

Berserk Booty Bomb Banqueter

[pearl coral]

Guys be serious

[untold wraith]

Tinkle two farts catch my shoes with 3 sharks

[pearl coral]

@last whale what are your thoughts on ts https://open.spotify.com/track/3ZwZN6blYamlz1SwtTcZYX?si=45aa4fd95cde4551

[untold wraith]

Opinion drops in

Nah

https://open.spotify.com/track/5ZFVIho31TMX6uGVCnqASL?si=3_R7_4ufQ8-kWeEYxLhDsQ

[drifting stirrup]

https://giphy.com/gifs/STRAPPEDUS-fire-music-fye-HFy8KPddrwV9MGDP99

[pearl coral]

Ts bunyon rings

[untold wraith]

Because all you listen to is sound

This is art

It might be hard for you to understand

[pearl coral]

Im listening to relatively regular music at the moment

[pearl coral]

Fart xD

[untold wraith]

first 30 seconds of anything you listen to is schizo screaming

[pearl coral]

No

[untold wraith]

Nothing like heavy metal to make you heavel like mety

[untold wraith]

https://open.spotify.com/track/7hjqxwod60R36qbOSeqp3B?si=2FxXGRtISzKVxeyIatyPkA

[untold wraith]

https://open.spotify.com/track/4fSp4eUqq87gX8ekjv4JC1?si=tYNsH9FgTFaDR6PgpxvW6g

One more

Best thing made

Itches the brain just right

Catch me at work genuinely boogieing down crazy style

[pearl coral]

https://open.spotify.com/track/7FjWaMGaz7cpLKsVmDXkDo?si=1e89b4969f44409d

[untold wraith]

Lotta screaming

I like my Music like a 70's disco man would like his coke. Not laced

[pearl coral]

this is a non screaming band ive been listening a lot to lately https://open.spotify.com/track/5ULBQI1BYlcFimdOUyh9YS?si=01e72fc76ed146f4

[untold wraith]

"non screaming band"

Wrap it up

[pearl coral]

what do you want from me

[untold wraith]

Im listening

Not bad

[drifting stirrup]

ts is tuff ❤️

[untold wraith]

U make that or sum?

[drifting stirrup]

It's a page from Berserk

[untold wraith]

Then no

[drifting stirrup]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1397354532220043384/1453553783735849063/attachment.gif

[pearl coral]

i hate writing for ts text based rpg

the coding is so much easier

[untold wraith]

MY genuine artwork

[pearl coral]

i need to draw again

i like my style because its sort of objectively ass but it comes together well

[untold wraith]

I fucked up the sword a bit

[pearl coral]

kneat

[untold wraith]

Wish i drew this on some actual paper

Not a notebook

[pearl coral]

also pretty proud of this

[untold wraith]

Charcoal i see

[pearl coral]

normal pencil but i use it weird

[untold wraith]

Use charcoal

[pearl coral]

i generally try to go from very broad lines with the pencil and then gradually get narrower for detail

[stable wren]

i just learned something insane

[untold wraith]

2020 just got even crazier

[stable wren]

that Mr beast scam is like, genuine scum of the earth type shit

its not JUST a discord link

it can be disguised as literally anything, even outside of discord

hack you, to just post that mr beast scam

[untold wraith]

I mean

If you fall for obvious dogshit AI mr beast

[oak olive]

are they on a bitches leash

[idle crest]

This is pretty standard stuff when it comes to malicious links

[oak olive]

https://tenor.com/view/death-grips-ride-mc-crying-gif-13590087

[pearl coral]

hi !

[idle crest]

Hello sam

[untold wraith]

Feminine boy hangout server?

[stable wren]

usually discord account hacks are around like

[pearl coral]

im so excited for my armet in a few months !!

[oak olive]

my wifey drew a on purpose shity recreation of it

[untold wraith]

Insane pull

[oak olive]

I think she drew it kdk

[stable wren]

discords themselves