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ok i will now go get traumatized and mods will probably kill us for discussing thi sgame
by now i mean in 30 minutes cuz why not
no they wont
trust
so
what is the deal with airplane food
its as bad as the law allows
real shit
lowkey
I think it would be better if they just didn't have food
no absolutley not
long distance flights would be a NIGHTMARE if they didnt surve breakfast or lunch or dinner
oooh lolipop
how many hours yall got on halfsword?
I dont own the game yet..
like 70
had about 70 on the playtest. I have 126.6 on the demo and 278.6 on early acess
Roughly 400 plus playtest
my guess is since i started playing i've clocked in like 500 hours
I tire of playing demo so my gameplay has slowed down
get on my level
I play for like 20-30 mins at a time
is that your most played game? rookie hours smh
it is probably skyrim tbh
i can't check ps3 hours tho
I have over 5k in fortnite and about 2k in elden ring
i have a friend that has 3060 hours on geometry dash do better
what the fuck man
also over 1k in Rogue Company
I have a friend with 36k on fucking borderlands 2
I saw that shit yesterday
why tf he got so many
YEAH
my dad knew someone that had clocked in the equivelent of a year on wow
which honestly isnt that much compared to 36k π
FOUR YEARS???
it says hje has 39k liar
hey twin
good golly miss molly
tell them ab it
i have two questions
yeah
one is how the fuck did you manage that
from the age of 2
and two is what could possibly be that engaging in borderlands 2
when i could touch a con
everything
play bl2 with me and you'll see
i can show u the woooooorld
I do have it...
I have a whopping 3.3 hours on it
d.o.n.t.
he will suck you in
nanner, @sour reef, and smitor lets play bl2 right nows
it'll be 2084 when you blink
I don't have it installed
and u too will have 39k
its fucking 1 am hell no
what happened to spontaneity
I am kidnapped rn
right after tho
well the offer isnt that u and i play, bc that'd be boring
a test in enviromental sience that idk what its gonna be on
i'd rather do this to ppl on half sword
flatgrass?
i'd rather be a single father in his escalade with his 3 kids than a sad uncle that has to humor his alt-queer niece
damn π I see how you feel about me
what the fuck does this mean kobe bryant
NO WAY
NO FUCKING WAY
I SAY THAT ALL THE TIME
BAHAAHAHHA
bro i love that clip
what the fuck does that even mean kobe bryant
youre welcome
another time man sry
yk ily tho
im sorry twin i gotta sleep
i'd run it if it wasnt 1 in the morning
bc this city never sleeps
i can tell
39k will do that
a yk
i would
but
im sucked into wizard with a gun rn
I really wanna get that
hopefully soon
that and HS
banana rocket man
yah
buy it for him gabs
with my brothers money bc he lost a bet
fire
half were for him tbh
i just spent so much money man
voruna prime
I needed it
U DIDNT
YES I DID
it came with 4k platinum man
night!
ur an addict
night pal
i am NOT the worst one
Underrail with all DLC
Zorbus
Khazan
System Shock remaster
Endoparasitic 2
Stoneshard
that's what I got
π
embed FAIL
laugh at user
they made anther endoparasitic?
yeah
khazan is fire
and it's GOATED
yeah Khazan is amazing just hopped off it
boutta try out Endo 2
been wanting it for a long time
endo...
gabby
hola
when are we playing games
after @oak olive shows me dishonored
OH NO
idk how long this will take
what
I despise that game when I played it last
its gas
so just
hop on with me
on what
heh
WARFRAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i will LITERALLY GET YOU IT
i dont wanna grind for 80 years
you can trade for it
for like
100 plat
WHICH I HAVE
BECAUSE I GOT THE BUNDLE
nahhhhhhh i dont wanna play warframe
excuses excuses
thats literally the most raw answer i could give u π
like not even an excuse lmao i just... dont wanna play warframe
im too sucked into wizard with a gun
im on survival games like a mf rn
Skopje, Misery, WWAG, uhhhhhhhhh Icarus
me on Valheim
meh
VALHEIM
never fw valheim
PEAK
I remember this lad in my 16th grade ππ
its in settings
who am i
THERES NO SETTINGS OPTION
bro
ok i'll follow arknights path and name myself rhein for no reason
why did you do it
nvrm i changed my mind i'll name myself choco
man these options SUCK
thief
why thief
fits the theme of the game
my friend did
and I asked her if it was good
and the word she used is not something I am saying in a server because I will get banned
i chose life ring as a gift
master key will prolly make me skip a few explorations
what the fuck
is this one of those jrpgs
you could call it that!
you'd be wrong!
but you can!
its like a jrpg is it was like
evil
so jrpgs cant be evil
no they are all moshi moshi kawaii duh
π
minor spelling mistake
you wouldn't tho
how do you know this
I can read minds~
it cant be THIS stupid
okay man
that is so badass
i dont understand what this game is about
Ill dm it to you
mods i just learned what the game is about please dont kill me for discussing it
what
huh
dawg i cannot say it in a server hold on
mhm
Did you actually not know at all?
i wasnt sure
it just sounded weird compared to the "get absolutely traumatized from amount of gore" part
I mean that part too
Arguably not as bad
ok lets drop ts π
half sword update when
The color salmon
and allat
Love it or hate it
Right now
I can predict the future as long as it is now
I love my life
have you tried going to sleep earlier
NONONONONONONONONONO

Oh shit
Im so sorry for you
It gets so much worse
I saw
it gets much worse
hmm would a human win a dragon irl
I'm cooked bro
is there a mod that guarantees i play against a sword player?
why is arthur aurafarming while lenny getting shot
Guarma fit
yes its on nexus
Go back and loot gramps
guarma was so boring
I just now completed the chapter
it is so short
bit too late for that
why? did he have anything?
hm ok
Become an Onion member while it's still optional: https://membership.theonion.com/?campaign=701a500001geULHAA2
yea
havent you seen game of thrones
you just use a balista and it dies
nevermind im still in the chapter I guess i meant I just left guarma
How many poleaxe swings to the skull do you think a moose is taking? π
Mooses are strangely durable
Not in the way that stops their skull being caved
Arent mooses compared to brick walls in durability
That makes no sense as a physical analogue
Bought a couple more guns and customized them
heres is the full list of guns I bothered to customize
idk i made it up
imma go see if i can still sell that really expensive watch I got from that one mission for some more money
lol I still have the pen from chapter 2
Honestly, regardless of what weapon the knight has, I think he's probably pulling home the victory but after a drawn out fight.
There's only so much a moose can bleed before it drops.
also got the m1899 pistol because it looks cool
dual double action revolvers but I only had the budget to customize one of them
only a reaction youtuber can turn a 5 minute video into an 18 minute one
my brother in christ what is there to talk about after the 2nd minute
"I am going to do something stupid"
"omg did they do something stupid??"
Also probably worth mentioning that the vast majority of animals are not built to survive lacerations, and most of the animals that do have thicker hide are usually still quite vulnerable in places like the legs.
wait everyone stop right now
arthur is coughing
oh my god this might be it
guys guys hit the subscribe button if you didn't expect the stupid thing they said was going to be stupid was going to happen
we're screwed yall it happened
random dude is my savior
Yo, wsp chat
Whatβs up?
whats up
nevermind i actually am in chapter 6 it just never told me ig
nevermind again
I need to stop assuming things
Joe Mama
competitive programming is stupid
is like checking how good an artist is by testing his historical art knowledge
no, by looking at the art
literally no
while competitive programming gave me some healthy habits, its mostly stupid way of checking if a person is a good coder
i can make a decent website without knowing how to implement binary search
Then have an educated eye
i can be a solid contributor to linux kernel without ever touching red-black tree
Analogy stretchy stretchy
do you mean "oh just memorize allat"
You understand the process behind making basic websites
You can already see through something
tfym "see through something"
doiiiiii
this feels like im talking to a philosopher unable to get his point across with his fancy words
God forbid we introduce one piece of figurative speech when youβre looking for a more philosophical answer than just βlook at the artβ
this checks out
Hello
ok from this point on we will probably assume we're ragebaiting each other so im gonna go and listen to cutecore
dude what even this game about
Is this modded halfsword
Or something else
Holy shit
it didnt challenge anything
Listen to silly goober cutecore
you rambled some fancy words without finishing your thought, assumed you're superior and then got mad because i didn't understand it
I gave the least fancy explanation
me when i respond to first 5 words which nullifies anything after them
^
gorial
All languages are stupid in many ways
why cant we have a perfect language without stupid ass rules
Why speak languages anyways
that too
Just use binary
i keep thinking that sign languages would be way better for communication
Nah I'd look like an idiot
i look like an idiot most of the time trying to verbally talk
unless i repeat the sentence 5 times in my mind i aint saying it w/o fumbling
any further sentences just get come across as unfinished thoughts
sign language would feel like typing i think
which im fine at as you can see from the random ramblings i do
Sign languages are excellent for communication, but imo it's a little more constrained when it comes to more complicated things.
They have a different grammar than spoken language, after all
Wingdings
I don't think I can get out of bounds
Youβre playing as arthur
Theres a glitch but you cant do it yet
okay
I just wanted to see where the robot thing was since i did the side quest
um
Lad
lil house tour :3
God I'd love to live in that kind of house irl
Atmospheric mod pack?
Or actually
What is this game even
I thought it was minecraft
Vintage Story
Minecraft but actually good
I get that everybody has their own tastes but
With VS at least the devs listen to players, the game is actually fun, the game is hard but nice, the community isn't gonna bully you for random shit lmao
"Minecraft but actually good" doesn't like
Everyone say this about every survival game
Like for zombie games they just say
"It's 7 days to die but good!!"
Survival games with mass multiplayer servers
"It's ark but good!!!"
Blocky building survival game
"It's minecraft but good!!"
minecraft but it's vibes we actually want from minecraft
Horror?
cozy
Minecraft is cozy
who tf wants horror vibe
Just make a nice house and chill in it while it rains. It's cozy af
But... how?
yeah for 2 minutes
You don't need mods to make Minecraft cozy
Or you are going to throw the "It just is idk how..."
Card and i will disgree but default
"I DONT FEEL THE VIBES" HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DEBATE THAT!!!
Explain the vibes???
Idk but I mean it lmao
Some people call VS a Minecraft ripoff because of the block texture
It's funny to remind them that Minecraft is a ripoff of older games then, there were a lot of block games before it XD
COZY IS BEST I GOT!!
YOU DONT AGREE WITH IT
ITS EXTREMELY SUBJECTIVE!!
Minecraft uses soft music to set the mood for the game.
Rain isn't brutal sounding but rather gentle and light, even lighting sounds distant and far, setting a general mood.
https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/200 NEW GUN UPDATE
U CAN USE IN PROGRESSION MODE NOW
Why'd he have to be naked tho
People say that about Minecraft but forget Minecraft moddablitity and general replayability is why it stay around for so long.
It's opinion based true, but there will seriously never be another Minecraft
loading into maps do that
you just dont see it
So does vintage story
The music is great,
Sunsets are pretty, when you have windows in your house you actually hear it tapping against the windows
And with thunder storms and lighting you will actually see it roll in, it's not just effects
because half sword hides it with a black screen
Load into some clothes
Same with VS but when it comes to modding
For people who make the mods at least VS is better, it's an open API and gives players the tools needed to make whatever the hell they want
Iirc doesn't Minecraft encrypt everything for like, no damn reason
VS wins over mods?
Hell no
Minecraft moddability is so good that Skyrim ain't even better
You can make Minecraft into a completely different game
You can with vs as well?
Shit you can turn any game into something else if you mod it enough
Survival? Turn it into a dungeon crawler rpg game with rougelike elements.
Turn minecraft into a tarkov like game
Zombie apocalypse survival with stems of realism
SCP horror survival.
Not any horror mods just yet for VS but the temporal storms and Dave is nice
I literally looked at the mods for VS
The modding scene isn't even close to what minecraft is
Minecraft is way to customizable, I literally made a modpack centered around tarkov like gameplay
the mods for VS are more, central based if you could call it
Sure there's firearm mods but 90% of them stay lore friendly-ish (matchlocks, flintlocks, wheelocks and such, the game takes place in 1440 iirc)
So, it should just be matchlocks
But nobody got patience for that lmao
There a 19th century gun pack...
In a game supposedly set in 1440?
Lore friendly my ass
That's like if half sword added a m16
We're not lmao
Not to me at least
I'm just yapping for the sake of yapping
ok you do you
Ehhh, the game itself, set in the 1440s
The stuff in it, hell nah XD
should vintage story be another game i buy and not run another 4 months
I might make a Minecraft mod pack about ww1, idk
Imagine a time machine.. ish
The size of a 2 story building
In a mountain
Yes lmao
Thing needs more love
is it on steam
Nor
It's on its own lil website
Iirc they even said the reason they won't put it on steam as of now is because since steam takes 30% of each sale
And the game doesn't get many sales
They'd be making pocket change pretty much
mmm a little expensive for a game that i wont run for 4 months so whenever i'm ready i'll get it
Noice
I never recommend modding a game when first playthrough
But as a qol get Combat Overhaul
who tf mods at first playthrough
you always play the game first and then check popular mods and add whatever you think the game missed
oh wait its an actual survival
Yes
ugh th*nking to survive
You WILL freeze and starve to death if your house isn't insulated and you don't have enough food
or the rimworld mindset where i place an entire valley of crops
Since walking in the snow and cold makes your hunger drop faster
Depends on the time of year and type of crop
Some are good year round
Others it might be too cold or too hot
wharever whenever i feel the survival vibes i'll get it
for now im gonna hope i'll finish the games i bought recently
Another soul to the story lmao
Ooo which ones
intravenous 2, peripeteia, until then and the one i no longer want to talk about
I see
I recently bought soulmask if you haven't seen my comments earlier
Shit is addicting man
I love deserts
I love airships
It has both
can alice in wonderland be interpreted as horror story
hell why whenever someone mentions practically any childbook story it turns out to be way too deep for a childbook story
yeah
that
its prolly fine to mention but im not gambling that and cba to ask
anyways im going to sleep goobnight everynyapony
Gn lad
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I'm not insecure about my rocket ship though
Thatβs what insecure people say
My rocket ship is perfect though
It's not like any of the other rocket ships
It's special
Anthing above 1cm to big lowky
OUR rocket ships special
my rocket ship is a little big smaller than that
The stick or tape
Thatβs a decent size like 1.2cm pretty avrage
Nuh huh 1.3cm is
WE part of the small league
Yooooo
Im honored
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I dont speak Spanish
No i think you are just saying i have a small dick
Why would I say that
Exactly
How big is your "Rocket ship"
Im on estrogen man
0.02mm
It is gone bro
NO ROCKET SHIP
-1cm
This person right here
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Painful it must be
I donβt translate messages, Iβll just have to assume youβre calling me heinous slurs
To have a negative ship
No i'll translate
Just translate in google special message
Okay I did and itβs a bunch of slurs and you saying you hate halfsword. Sorry i have to ban you now
beep beep booooooop beep beep beep beep beep
Ok buckooooo
Bros robomaxxing
stop plz
boooooop
It says insecure about your rocket ship
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Bro we can't call them that anymore times have changed
You did a terrible job
Sorry
Ummmmmmmmmmmmm
Why everyone think it a slur bru
Frfr
I'ma get banned now
Worth
Youβd be surprised
Gotta hit the ban speedrun
One small step for willie
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I get it you're good at spaceflight simulator
This is probably the second most cursed conversation I have ever had
?
Top 10 most normal convos
There we go
Yoooo should I expect the next update after gta 6 or gta 7
Translation: Insecure bout your rocket ship
tally ho
HI
What mod this be and where to get
This is good thank u
Hello expie
I am in Minecraft making a birch home, sadly I did a challenge that I will claim a village as my home. The first one I found was birch
Good yob
Vitamen Lee
@pearl coral
thought this was halfsword
This is a lot like George Orwells uhh book, 1984.
It does look very halfsword-core
i thought george orwell was like a us president
man i thought this was halfsword for a second
Allow me to rephrase. This individual seems to have obtained the latest installment of the game we all enjoy before everyone else resulting in the considerable increase in graphics.
halfsword update
Halfsword rtx on
halfsword tomorrow
Dude can the devs hurry up holyyyy
I can already picture the βwhy did devs rushβ for the update comments if they did that like it already is with EA release 
This will be half sword in 2016
wha
Surely halfsword update soon perhap
4/16/26 changelog
- changed armor color to blue
I would literally reinstall half sword
Should have done it as a late April fool
Deadass I thought my discord wasn't loading the pic
EVERYONE is failing this test holy shit π
NIGHTCRAWLER REFERENCE
my apolocheese i will be better
i think this kick was a tad too high
Nah
the joys of throwing people into oncoming traffic
tyrion the goat
got ts from a case
Better but youre pulling a solid 4/10
please don't
Person who thinks it is cringe is the one who is cringe
3/10 I got no comment
Smitor
What
ass
Ur all cringe
Ever since I quit my job and just started dropping bowling balls on the freeway, Iβve become a much happier person!
βUrββ€οΈβπ©Ή
Nerd type language right there
We
Listen, I only use ur to make it clear im joking, but just for that
Youβre all cringe
There, face my seriousness
βUrββ€οΈβπ©Ή
folded under zero pressure
"Face my seriousness" π
Quote each word moai says and treat it as bad
"Sent a sticker" π
She doesn't understand peak aura
βBannedβ π
Letβs ask grammarly
Let me ask grok
No donβt ask that asswipe
Too late
Ugh
Ima ask grok if i should blow you up
Try it motherfucker
hell yeah !!!
It just roasted you π
Yooo wassup sam
yall aint on the REAL half sword
nothing much
You played half sword recently or naw?
Donβt fucking try me grok
YO GROK YOU PIECE OF SHIT
DO YK WHO I AM??
nah fam
your career is over
ai is roasting you
meow
OpenAI tag π¬
yeah what about it
What about it? Itβs a tag that says openAI
Thats all
You know what the ceo did right?
exactly!
Just pointing it out
yeah he founded open ai
Ok Iβll get my mom
Supporting a πist pedo is crazy
Autonomy given the nature of tech bros and politics dont go into politics
There it is, a perfectly reasonable discussion in the halfsword discord
My bad discord mod
Lots of minors in the server, dont need to be having discussions about sexual assault or pedophilia. If me shutting that down is βdiscord modβ behavior then it is what it is
Discord is 13+ and people can very easily just lie about their age. Itβs very obvious we have minors around. This argument always gets made and it baffles me. Yes, itβs a mature game, yes unfortunately minors are here and thereβs nothing we can do about that. You know that now. So having any inappropriate discussion, knowing theres minors around, puts you in the wrong
hi
hi sammy
So itβs my fault that some kids get on discord and see messed up shit and not theyβre parents, got it
If you know theres minors around why is your focus on blame game and not just on not having inappropriate discussions??
Tf kinda reasoning is this
What?
You know theres minors. Nothing can be done about that. You KNOW this now. Itβs not about whoβs to blame between you or the parents, if you know theres minors around, and do something fucking weird, Youre obviously in the wrong whether or not the minor should be there
You love that picture huh
This isnβt rocket science lol
Iβm not going into this 18+ game server assuming thereβs a bunch of fucking kids running around
does this mean i cant mention black souls
Holy fuck
BUT YOU KNOW IT NOW
so theres no excuse at all
Lmao
Embarrassing
Try another
mago
Embed fails
easter
Shut up
Not working whatever
moai im gonna throw rocks at you
Im rock ur glue what throws at me sticks rock you
throws HCl at you
okay
By that logic that means kids can never played Call of Duty
Like what??
can u answer the question man!!
arent the ratings just suggestions?
I can answer yes
i feel like ur doing it on purpose!!
Whatβs the question
A kid canβt buy a 18+ game without parents
does allat discussion mean i cant mention black souls
Only in the US I think, or like in-person purchase
USA baby
We don't speak of that game here
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Did the kid go to the store and buy the game? No
you dont need to go to the store to buy half sword either
its a wee bit of a weird logic but we cant convince mods anyway so cope with it
howd this dumbass arguement even start
You still have to use a card
cuz i had an open ai tag
A kid doesnβt have a credit card
Okay but convince me of what exactly? Whatβs the argument? Im not mad just wondering
holy sghit bro
I've yet to see a physical copy of HS anyways, who makes games on disks anymoreπ
ok ur ignoring question on purpose so im assuming the answer is yes but i would assume i can discuss it just fine if i didnt know what the game is about
This guys tryna act all nonchalant
its all on the cloud
Sorry, I was ignoring you but now I want an answer from you so Iβll respond to it. Whatβs black souls
me guy?
It sounds familiar
thats what they shouldve called dark souls 2
2 dark 2 soul
shitass version of dark souls
dms
makes a politically incorrect statement
They gon ban you braπ
Just play people playground buddy
This will be Half Sword in 2025
true but this is fun cuz i can actually do combat
moai saw that, started typing and stopped
π¦ πΊπΈ he'll yea borther πΊπΈ π¦
Well alright then partner
Parner*
Americans do not pronounce the t
Well I'll leave it to you little guy
I do
me when i use the same gif but with a motion effect:
Ggs
he still didnt respond i think hes ought to kill me irl
Bully version
depends on the situation really. fake american. citizenship revoked.
anyways hes trying to convince you that ur reasoning is flawed in his view and thats what i meant when i said it
Γis hΓ¦s't be ΓΎe warst sirver channal I've bΔn in
then you havent been in many
moai still didnt respond i think hes dead atp
I killed him
This was my favorite part of the movie. Sad we didnt see any more of the ominous black rectangle
Of this server this is the worst
thiis is very funny but probably not allowed and also extremely unfunny in context (you) go get a new bit
Wtf was the point of this video
You almost didn't completely fuck it up
excellent! thats genius
please tell me im not stupid and sabre is too fucking short
The horses tail is too short
Sabres too short but also ur stupid
cyberponk
cyberpunk ai is too stupid no matter how many mods you download
thats why its so peak
Dogshit game
i think spendinf 1.5 hours on a phone right after waking up is unhealthy for m
dogshit game that you cannot stop thinking about
It is
Your mother punks my cyber until i 2077
I finally gave lore to my newer verse
It's ight ngl
I have to redo it because not a huge fan
I love the setting so far
1998 cold war theme
She verses on my lore until i theme
That rhymes
The mc will now say that
It might rhyme but thyme ain't got time for just dimes
Hmmmm
I think that's a good line for Fortified Heart disease
My lines might be lyin he ain't got time for dyin
Give me a good name for a character btw
Doesn't need to make sense
That's racist
My ass ain't grass it's fortified glass prison soap gonna make me slope right onto big rickies dope
OHHHH
I hate this

