general-catfish-🐱🐟

[gusty lotus]

my budget is like 700php since i bought hellish quart like hours ago 💀

[river oriole]

but not always

[gusty lotus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1314563032407478294/1486350465577910362/ezgif-74bf394a4008d183.gif

[river oriole]

yeah i mean if you don't have the money you don't have the money

it's just something to consider

[hybrid granite]

dont buy that

it gives you some mid ass game thats not really relevant anymore or not fun

its rare to get the good games

[gusty lotus]

yeah idk

ill wait for medieval fest

which is like a week or so

see if its gonna be lowered down to a price i can buy

https://tenor.com/view/nagumo-cat-sakamoto-days-nagumo-sakamoto-days-nagucat-gif-13754763684687533240

[rancid reef]

Happened to me on accident once

An entire account just for a game is actually kinda wacky on god

[dapper matrix]

am I not saving or something because I just lost my baron run for no reason and anytime I close out of the game it resets my save

[rancid reef]

Pretty strange for sure

[oak timber]

is that filipino money

[pearl coral]

bro has pharp money

[sinful loom]

im tryna explore earth in minecraft but these fuckass woodland mansions keep appearing

[pearl coral]

https://tenor.com/view/phatearl-gif-2280842092719572077

[pearl coral]

No bro trust those are real

there is a woodland mansion in Philadelphia

[sinful loom]

thats baltimore

i havent gotten to philly yet

[sweet yarrow]

Guys I got a question of mine a friend of mine was drunk and got banned from the server is there a way he can get unbanned

[sinful loom]

small parts of maryland and PA

[pearl coral]

if his ban is appealable then he'll have a dm from dyno

[sinful loom]

i just mark whatever i know of in that place

thats why PA got like a lot of markers

[pearl coral]

dude having this little string where my tooth used to be is annoying

im also pissed i now have an uneven amount of teeth

[sweet yarrow]

Alright thanks

[sinful loom]

i dont know shit about maryland besides washington and uh

baltimore

thats it

oh and ocean city

[sweet yarrow]

What happened?

[sinful loom]

braces presumably

[pearl coral]

i got a tooth pulled because it cracked and would've been too much work to keep

[sweet yarrow]

Dang

[pearl coral]

they gave it to me in a little bag because it was too big to fit in the box for teeth they have

enormous roots

[hybrid granite]

big boy teeth

[sweet yarrow]

When I was 11 I slammed my face into this metal pole and half of my tooth had chipped out and I had to get a root canal and had half that tooth filled in

[pearl coral]

he said "big teeth for big boy" lmao

[pearl coral]

yeah they were just like "it'd take more effort to fix than just pull out, and also it's in the very back and would clear space for a wisdom tooth" so they just plucked it

the dentist was teaching his assistant along the way and it was kind of frustrating because he'd be giving her pop quizzes with a dang bone file in my mouth and stuff lol

[sweet yarrow]

Also my friend responded he said that he cant appeal because it wont let him log in

Even with correct password

[pearl coral]

nothin we can do then

[hybrid granite]

i cracked my tooth last year from chewing gum

i dont know how the fuck it happened

[gusty lotus]

exactly

[sweet yarrow]

Never mine he said it worked

[pearl coral]

https://tenor.com/view/soyjak-soyjack-imp-swede-coffee-gif-9988867558043576451

good

[sinful loom]

baltimore

[pearl coral]

what's the red stuff for

[sinful loom]

1:15

[sinful loom]

thats mushrooms

because its in a dark forest biome

[pearl coral]

go to my house bro

[sinful loom]

and i dont know how to get rid of the mushrooms

[sinful loom]

send addy and i will /j

[pearl coral]

find your own house in the big MC

[sinful loom]

i can lol

and its in a big ass thjing too

[hybrid granite]

i found my house a while back in msfs2020

[sinful loom]

right here is where i used to live, but not anymore

[hybrid granite]

cant wait to get a good gpu to play 2024 maybe its a higher res house

the house on the left is mine

dosent really look like mine but close enough

[sinful loom]

ew european and not a true american

[hybrid granite]

atleast my people dont eat radioactive sludge in mcdonalds

genuinely wtf are they serving in american mcdonalds

[sinful loom]

at least we like feet instead of meters

[sinful loom]

idk bro its like

[hybrid granite]

you like feet??

[sinful loom]

nuclear waste

[sinful loom]

uhm no

thats just what uncle sam wants us to like

[drowsy finch]

Easter does

[hybrid granite]

im glad i eat traditional food

serbian burger is genuinely so much more healthier

[pearl coral]

i need to practice endurance with my arming sword

[hybrid granite]

dosent look like much but this is a 5 star meal

[pearl coral]

deftones will have a song genuinely called "enormous barbarian sword", the first fifteen seconds will be an ass riff with a weird tone and then the rest of the song will be upbeat kevin macleod type backing track with him moaning into the mic

[hybrid granite]

do you use a shield with it?

cause i love arming sword and like a nice shield with it

[pearl coral]

i've only had the chance to use it once and i didnt end up using my shield but i do have one to use with it eventually

[hybrid granite]

thats so cool

i use an arming sword and shield in warband but i would use it if i did hema (which i dont) or maybe a saber and shield

[frank citrus]

KEVIN MACLEOD MENTIONED

THE GOAT IS RECOGNISED

[swift carbon]

Discord has just made an announcement: It's bad news, there's a possibility of a cyber attack event taking place tomorrow or later tonight on all social networks, including Discord. There will be people trying to send you gory images, racist insults, filthy pictures, and there will also be IP thieves, hackers and doxxers.

I advise you not to accept friend requests from people you don't know, and to remain cautious. Also spread this message to other servers or communities where you have admin or owner permissions, and use mentions to spread the warning. I hope everyone stays safe.

Also, make sure you're offline tomorrow or at night, as this will reduce the risk to you. If possible, send this message to your friends to spread the word more quickly. I repeat, remain cautious.

It doesn't matter if it's true or not, the important thing is for everyone to be vigilant on this delicate subject.

Broadcast by a moderator in case of emergency.

Feel free to share this information with your servers too, if you have any. It could be a false alarm, but if it isn't, it's better to warn as many people as possible!

this is copy and pasted from various servers. please stay safe.

[pearl coral]

fake and dumb !!!!!!!!!!!!

[hoary falcon]

hahahahahahhaha

[pearl coral]

https://tenor.com/view/coal-mid-joshinferno-bad-soyjak-gif-12718961185158622820

[pearl coral]

shield is awkward to hold unless it’s mounted but it can be done regardless

[hybrid granite]

john discord is gonna hack you if you friend him pls dont do it

wtf are racial insults gonna do to me

its an online dudes opinion i can just block his ass 😂

[swift carbon]

fr

[cyan schooner]

And discord still wants to collect all of your personal information...

[pearl coral]

bro YOU posted it

[swift carbon]

Ik I just copie pasted

[frail geode]

https://tenor.com/view/egg-dog-eggdog-dog-eating-egg-dog-eating-hard-boiled-egg-puppy-egg-gif-10048796519072235924

[pearl coral]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-avengers-punch-beat-attack-gif-11841039

[frail geode]

Can't wait, everyone gonna think I'm cool after this leak

[pearl coral]

https://tenor.com/view/glizzy-glizzy-bit-me-new-york-nyc-bit-me-gif-3929413688912800388

[frail geode]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-erase-gif-1159901542694943356

[zenith hearth]

Nearly fell for it since I did order something in March

Always look at the link

[dark saffron]

amaon

Epic

[hybrid granite]

Landlubber post

Get this off my screen

[pale quail]

Amaon from Z to A

[little talon]

https://tenor.com/view/a-gem-benjammins-chud-door-door-cam-gif-7224643390232569308

[zenith hearth]

Is that the guy who broke into someone's house for their daughter or smth?

[little talon]

im not 100% sure what happened but i read that the person living there was pretending to be a woman and was speaking to him etc

could be wrong

[zenith hearth]

The guy who broke in kinda looks like every reddit user combined

[little talon]

that's the discord mod look

[limpid lantern]

why they lined up

[severe fulcrum]

its moai

[limpid lantern]

quit being dramatic guys get up 🤣✌️

[indigo hare]

I resent that

Ur a loser

[indigo hare]

I read it was a mental illness where he broke down and thought he was the character in a book, based on the names he was saying and the whole thing with the daughter

Just shows you can’t trust anything you see online ever

[little talon]

tf

idk what to even put in to try and find out what happened

[indigo hare]

Reddit mod doorbell freak out is a good bet

He actually got into the house too

[cunning sun]

Two monthes since the last update, the EA state is still horrendous. Any promised changes?

[little talon]

they will release bigger updates id imagine

rather than constant small ones

[cunning sun]

Half Sword is a small game

It is not a giant open-world survival game that holds leadership in its category for years

[little talon]

ye but the dev team is small and they are new to it all

give em some time to cook

[wheat brook]

It’s humid as fuck and gnats are everywhere

wtf do gnats even do bro holy shit

Man HALF OF THE FUCKING BUGS IN NORTH AMERICA ARENT SUPPOSED TO EVEN BE HERE

Like damn bro

[little talon]

think in the UK we call them midges

[wheat brook]

I like midges better it makes them seem less… annoying

[little talon]

when i work in the summer with hi-vis on etc they just come right to you

[wheat brook]

British lingo I wish America would inhabit is the word “chip” for fries

That’s cold asf

Like

[little talon]

[wheat brook]

“Yo so and so, hand me a chip will you??”

[little talon]

we still use fries

chips are just big and chunky

fish and chips init

[limpid lantern]

why is he sitting there gossiping with me

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/mvLjIDVyxGpRmMQ2O?invite=cr-MSxBRzYsNjAxMTMyMjU4&v=30
"yeah we fixed longarms no problems at all!"

[acoustic elm]

Legit skill issue

[warm pebble]

I do see this bug often, but dear god swing more slowly

[limpid lantern]

im not sure if you noticed, but the situation wasnt exactly what i have a few thousand of hours being accustomed to

[limpid lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/bling-moneybagg-yo-est-gee-special-remix-iced-out-gif-19322376

[acoustic elm]

What on earth do you mean by that? Having more than one person on you?

[limpid lantern]

having my longarm have zero momentum

it hasnt happened to me since a few hours after release

[swift carbon]

Pringles

[limpid lantern]

Based PFP

[swift carbon]

With some pringles on top

[limpid lantern]

what flavor

[swift carbon]

Pringles flavor

[limpid lantern]

To clarify, we're talking thousands of hours of muscle memory as previously mentioned, I can swing quickly and still turn these guys into pulp under normal conditions

[acoustic elm]

A lot of that muscle memory would be from the demo which has different physics though

Old head can’t find his way around the new stuff

[limpid lantern]

Not necessarily. Most of my time is spent in the EA anyway.

[limpid lantern]

Grow up 🤣

[indigo hare]

No, Thats the problem, old heads

Growing up just means more old heads

I HATE old people

[limpid lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/fig-gif-26092737

[warm pebble]

I understand but rn the wrists are a bit too limpy for your polearms to be at their maximum potential

[acoustic elm]

Then you don’t have thousands of hours

[indigo hare]

Got em

🔥

[acoustic elm]

The ea has only been out for 1700 hours

Which is only one thousand

[indigo hare]

Now Thats the nail in the coffin

Cant argue that

[acoustic elm]

It also means you’ve been play the entire time it came out

[limpid lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/fadding-ryan-gosling-gif-13536132710909024717

[indigo hare]

Which would mean hes a nerd, which makes you the winner either way

[limpid lantern]

This has ruined my day, to lose such a critical debate.... fucking unbelivable. I'll be contacting my lawyer

[acoustic elm]

Yeah even having 1000 hours would be pretty embarrassing at this point

[limpid lantern]

Expect legal action "HellPork" if that is your real display name

[limpid lantern]

Does he know

[indigo hare]

Hell pork more like

[acoustic elm]

Does he know that spending more then half you time on a video game for months is embarrassing, like what’s your point?

[wheat brook]

A gnat just flew in my nose

Everyone will feel it

[limpid lantern]

Does he know

[acoustic elm]

He does know

[limpid lantern]

Apparently not

[wheat brook]

Like…?

It’s okay you can tell us now

It’s okay bro it’s for free no charge

[limpid lantern]

Let him think

[acoustic elm]

He can’t I eliminated him

[wheat brook]

??

ChatGPT isn’t working huh

[plain sorrel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1233815008639713355/1470242294182580369/twitter_2020625435210473521.gif

[limpid lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-iron-lung-iron-lung-movie-gif-7477275988705409191

[plain sorrel]

i didnt type i just sent

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-face-filter-lightning-lightning-eyes-crashout-gif-4937149770810856811

[limpid lantern]

Not you my guy

[wheat brook]

https://tenor.com/view/127hater-twt-gif-24974064

[limpid lantern]

Unfuckingbelievable

[plain sorrel]

why did you forgot to reply then

[limpid lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/halloween-the-game-halloween-michael-myers-walking-knife-gif-11254346084419286842

[plain sorrel]

https://klipy.com/gifs/bird-jon-mud

[wheat brook]

Stop

[plain sorrel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1431487694512586823/1493406581130399916/togif.gif

[acoustic elm]

What?

[plain sorrel]

its not working because you are abusing it

[acoustic elm]

Abuse🤤

[drowsy finch]

euughhh ewww

[plain sorrel]

yuji after baki's fight

[limpid lantern]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1LsywHx2k8d84DAmUP1XDQ?si=edf2f7277dfd408d

[wheat brook]

I can’t feel my pinky toe it’s like cold and numb

[indigo hare]

Hellpork more like loser

Got em

[wheat brook]

🙂

How are people famous?

Like how is a human being, just like me, known globally?

That can’t be normal?

How are they in such a powerful position where everybody is watching them?

That’s so weird

[limpid lantern]

thats very broad and very wrong

[wheat brook]

No it’s not, it’s literally right there crystal clear I just explained it

No bc don’t twist anything I just said right there, nothing abt that is vague

How is someone like Justin Bieber, the same species as me?

What does fame do to a person

I wonder how people like that see the world

[spark quartz]

Good job easter you showed them

[indigo hare]

They don’t. It’s a known fact you go blind

[sinful loom]

Buh

I got diagnosed with autism

[frail geode]

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-ned-okily-dokily-gif-4289162988260002514

[acoustic elm]

`god dammit im got

[visual topaz]

Hellpork more like

HellMutton

[acoustic elm]

no

actually thats kinda an upgrade

pork is pretty crap

[indigo hare]

Yeah please don’t cross me again. Because I feel bad that I had to kill you like that

[acoustic elm]

I understand sir

[thin halo]

can someone tell me how the FUCK u kill the boss in demo as a beggar

[indigo hare]

Hitting them with a weapon works

[thin halo]

BRO THEY HAVE LONG ASS ARMS WITH A FUCKING SWORD

and much taller than me

[weak sundial]

skill issue lowkey

[thin halo]

wowww

[weak sundial]

dawg my fucking progress got reset after a crash 😭

fucking kms

as if this game didn't have enough problems

[thin halo]

mother fucker

someone tell me how to kill the boss

wt

wtf

[vast crow]

Which one

[thin halo]

beggar boss

[vast crow]

Axe boy?

[thin halo]

its IMPOSSIBLE

[vast crow]

Axe boy?

[thin halo]

i think so

yes

[vast crow]

Does he have an axe and a helmet?

[thin halo]

yup

[vast crow]

There's a knife in the center of the arena

[thin halo]

fucking impossible

[vast crow]

Do you wanna watch me do it?

[thin halo]

betttt

[vast crow]

Voice 1

[thin halo]

okk

[vast crow]

Gimme a minute tho

[thin halo]

bruh

i can’t find it

wheres vc 1

[vast crow]

Down in the list under the voice section

[vast crow]

Losing so you pull out the bs

[pearl coral]

you have to level up to level 3

[thin halo]

im blind bro tf

[vast crow]

Oh rip

[thin halo]

oh

bruh

dms then? @vast crow

[teal narwhal]

if at first you dont suceed, break every major bone in his body

[frail geode]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-m00-skill-issue-gif-13890940080337887031

[vast crow]

Ye

I have messaged

[thin halo]

i don’t even have fucking armour bro

[frail geode]

https://tenor.com/view/mashle-mashlemagicandmuscles-magic-and-muscles-gif-2820047064096743386

[thin halo]

my dms are closed

add me

[thin halo]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-gif-21914875

.

bro

[frail geode]

https://tenor.com/view/buddy-no-image-perms-gif-18006828907471357785

[vast crow]

I have now

[thin halo]

no fucking shit

[frail geode]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1185589058177609809/1311280368372027412/IMG_4339.gif

[wheat brook]

Are you serious holy shit😂😂😂

[frail geode]

fukin stizz

[pearl coral]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HFLhJQEbgAABnkF.webp

[wheat brook]

Congrats

No army draft for you

I can’t go to the military either I have had surgeries

[frail geode]

https://tenor.com/view/hmmmm-homer-simpson-eyeroll-gif-13185781

[teal narwhal]

biggest bs happend so he had to go

[frank citrus]

I just realised i permanently deleted my 4500 word document and cleared the bin afterwards

[wheat brook]

😬😬😬

You doing alright champ..?

Can someone make sure he didn’t hurt himself

[frank citrus]

Okay its not THAT bad

Uh

If file recovery works then itll be fine

If it doesnt ill just have to rewrite

[wheat brook]

Infertility rates are at an all time high

[tall yew]

https://giphy.com/gifs/fear-fright-emojibgblackdark-iq6M7AVBAsnxgnu2Fa

[tall yew]

Me after realizing i havent been in here for over a month

[solid cloak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1001549297252319282/1368658956032933979/togif.gif

[tall yew]

Yeah... that works aswell

[gloomy urchin]

update: apparently i just got sick

[tall yew]

o7

hope you get better soon

[teal narwhal]

we js doing anything now huh

[hardy mirage]

I'm convinced I'll laugh at anything

[hardy mirage]

this actually fried the hell out of me

[teal narwhal]

we js laughing at anything now huh

[tall yew]

My genuine reactin

ah yes

english

reaction*

[tall yew]

Sick PFP btw

[tall yew]

Bro is def enjoying the beating hes getting... listen to his groans

[teal narwhal]

those are sounds of boredom, hes not feeling anything at all sadly

[tall yew]

o7

[teal narwhal]

also peep this clip (ignore my mic)

[hardy mirage]

https://klipy.com/gifs/lapiscel-bart-lobotomy

[tall yew]

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-deployed-alien-cat-gif-10264569409756179931

alright glorp finally arrived

my job here is done

[teal narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/george-harris-gif-9541509133979181503

[tall yew]

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-glorparrive-cat-green-cat-glorp-space-gif-1554876253328099453

Hi galaxy

[wheat brook]

Apparently?? Like.. it’s a rumor?

I’m lwky an asshole bro

[wheat brook]

I’m sorry feel better soon

[idle crest]

@lucid atlas look familiar?

@pearl coral you'll be seeing me In more YouTube documentaries soon, wearing this.

[steel iron]

Stupid dumb dumb idiot stupid dog

[pearl coral]

some nice peakery

[idle crest]

It's not just any suit

[swift carbon]

New pfp do you guys like it?

[idle crest]

It was made by the guy who made the armour for excalibur and his friend.

[pearl coral]

oh is it that valentine guy?

[idle crest]

But the main thing that makes this armour unique, is its owner

If I wear that suit at events, people will recognise it.

And its owner determined that It fits me perfectly.

[radiant brook]

are they still updating this at all?

[pearl coral]

it looks very familiar to me but i can’t find the FB of the guy i think it might be lol

it’s this old dude with a big fu man chu

he does indeed live in england from my memory

[radiant brook]

why ignore

[pearl coral]

@idle crest i’m going bananas tell me which guy it is lmao

[pearl coral]

yes it’s still getting updated

[radiant brook]

oh

cool

[pearl coral]

@idle crest i knew it

CLOCKED

[indigo hare]

Fellas I just heard this incredible philosophical question i just have to ask.

Would you rather receive $1,000,000 every week for the rest of your life, or fucking explode painfully and very slowly

[zenith matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/i-am-robot-bigzom25-will-smith-smh-youre-right-gif-2471436218838546277

[covert root]

I love this game but it crashes so often

i can only get through a few roundas before it crashes

[pearl coral]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HFLhJQEbgAABnkF.webp

[teal narwhal]

would you rather eat 2 tablespoons of table or 2 tables of tablespoon?

[pearl coral]

dude im so afraid to use mouthwash tonite !!!!

[indigo hare]

Well, there was this one guy who ate metal regularly, even a whole plane at one point. Maybe im special

[vast merlin]

tung

[indigo hare]

Why??

[pearl coral]

the big old hole in my mouth where there used to be a toot h!!!

[compact sky]

Yeah

[indigo hare]

Oh, Well dont use it!

[covert root]

its legit every time i cut in the middle of their faces is when it crashes

[pearl coral]

but then it may abscess and i'll die

[indigo hare]

Turn down blood, or disable it

[pearl coral]

it's so weird. it was my back molar so now there's just a gap in my gums between all of my teeth and a nonexistent wisdom tooth

just a lonely red hill with no white horse

[indigo hare]

Oh you got your wisdom teeth removed?

[pearl coral]

no i just dont have them yet

im a lil boy dude

[spark quartz]

Definitely the second one

[indigo hare]

Sam ur taller than me

😡

[pearl coral]

i frogot

[indigo hare]

Based and real

[teal narwhal]

https://klipy.com/gifs/frog-attacker

[pearl coral]

dude i had a tooth pulled and then like an hour and a half later had my learner's permit picture taken

bad idea

[indigo hare]

No Thats manly

Manly and cool

[pearl coral]

i legit had the bite gauze in my mouth at the time of photograph

[indigo hare]

I would’ve gone boxing after

[pearl coral]

im going to order some leg protection like this when my tailor's wait time is over

[teal narwhal]

coolest spinkick i've hit

[indigo hare]

No but ive had a lot of dental work done, teeth pulled and implants and what not. It sucks lol never gets easier

[violet cloak]

i have a question....

[teal narwhal]

you may ask it

[pearl coral]

my dentist was teaching a college student how to be a dentist during my procedure

[violet cloak]

why are you in the future😭

[teal narwhal]

you dont know about the time travel method?

[pearl coral]

she was assisting with the air device that removes all the spit and stuff and he had to guide her around a bunch

[violet cloak]

i guess im not in the know😭

[pearl coral]

he would give her pop quizzes and she wouldnt know what to say for like half a minute and i'd get annoyed because they literally had a bunch of blades in my mouth

[teal narwhal]

you gotta go to the ufo in slums, and if you stand under it for like 10-20 seconds you get abducted and end up there (trust me)

[indigo hare]

When I went to Mexico and getting work done they were laughing at me because I hate dental work and was nervous and I heard them saying something in Spanish, and “Xanax” and laughing. I think they wanted to drug me

[violet cloak]

totally bro ill go try this now

[indigo hare]

I mean more than they already did

I would’ve taken it too

Bastards

[pearl coral]

to keep myself from getting bored i tried to participate in their conversations

he went "now if you do that the tooth'll abscess and that'll be really bad."
and i went "mmhhmm!!"

gosh the actual pulling was very scary even though i couldnt feel anything

[teal narwhal]

this is a sign to have every tooth of mine pulled at my next dentist appointment in a week

[indigo hare]

Oh ive never gotten one pulled while awake. I just make them put me under

Im not dealing with that “pressure”

Ive had enough stuff done awake to know pressure feels an awful lot like pain

[pearl coral]

dude when i heard fragments of my tooth crunching off and heard him cutting parts of my gum and then hitting tooth

so sucky

[indigo hare]

They just give me gas and say count down from ten and then I wake up

[steel iron]

IT NOTGOOD

NO

NO

[indigo hare]

I’ve gotten root canals done, that was shitty enough

Couldn’t numb it completely

[pearl coral]

i was hoping they'd have moana on the tv above like the last dentist i went to..

but yeah i was fully awake, no laughing gas or anything just numbing stuff. it sucked. i used a unique strategy to keep myself occupied and calm though

[indigo hare]

I have like 8 fake teeth lol

[indigo hare]

They show movies for you? I just had to stare at a video of destination vacation spots for 4 hours

[teal narwhal]

my favorite fact about anestesia

[pearl coral]

the other day i tried to bookmark a chill hour of my day by living extremely in the moment and extremely slowly eating my favorite pizza and watching better call saul, and then when they started the procedure i just locked in on that moment in my head and basically got to rewatch a bit of better call saul from memory and pretend like i was eating from pizza plus

[pearl coral]

they did four years ago when i last went to the dentist

[teal narwhal]

one of the places i used to go to had netflix and i spent the entire appointment trying to choose what to watch

[indigo hare]

Hey whatever helps you get through it

[teal narwhal]

most effective entertainment ever

[indigo hare]

Thats brilliant

[pearl coral]

of course "mouthful of cavities" autoplays here lmao

https://open.spotify.com/track/2Wgh2GmDV3g9IZTCuAUkYf?si=0a512f6f460f463f

[steel iron]

my old dentist i went to in japan didnt have anything except this big ass painting of a beachright infront of the chair

i prolly had like 4 teeth pulled from that place

[sinful loom]

Ok bro

[pearl coral]

i think its so funny that my enormous caveman teeth didnt fit in their specifically designed tooth boxes

[indigo hare]

And you haven’t been able to go to the beach ever since

[steel iron]

yerh

[pearl coral]

and even funnier that they for some reason included the empty box in the little sealed baggy of my tooth they gave me

[indigo hare]

As someone with a Neanderthal forehead, Neanderthal mf

[pearl coral]

spoilers because nasty cavity tooth in bag

he said "big tooth for big boy" lol

[steel iron]

damnnnn

having cavitys filled in sucks

[teal narwhal]

i've never seen what a cavity looks like irl until now

[steel iron]

i cant chew certain things on one side of my mouth

[teal narwhal]

im a cool guy and i never had a cavity

[steel iron]

i kinda wish they js pulled that shit out

[pearl coral]

my family kind of makes fun of me because i apparently inherited the recessive gene that gives me the proto-humanoid occipital bun on my skull

[pearl coral]

most of them arent that bad, i've had a couple filled and a couple that need to be filled that just sort of look like black lines within the grooves of the teeth but that one straight up kinda shattered at one point so they just decided to remove it

[teal narwhal]

oh nah you got the cartoon hammer hit on the back of your head?

[pearl coral]

i can hang my head on the top of my chair by the little caveman skull shelf

literally a two inch dip just in the middle of my head

[limpid lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/jimmy-butler-jimmy-butler-paper-confused-gif-14478007832172093541

[pearl coral]

lmao

[teal narwhal]

your caveman ancestors would be proud

banished to the shadow realm

[indigo hare]

Sam

Thats a huge ass tooth

[pearl coral]

RIGHT

[steel iron]

shit ass hounskull vshydraulic press

[indigo hare]

Jesus Christ it’s like a

Mammoth tooth

[pearl coral]

im legit displaced in time both physiologically and culturally

[indigo hare]

I bet you could grind a rock down

[pearl coral]

body of a caveman desiring to be a knight in the big 26

[indigo hare]

It’s alright Sam i have like 8 fake teeth, mine are a mess lol

Take care of your teeth, everyone

Shit aint cheap when you’re an adult

[pearl coral]

im so bored

[steel iron]

get ppg

[lucid atlas]

Fullyy harnnessedd mann

[steel iron]

infinite entertainment

[pearl coral]

updated knight ASCII for my ap computer science game

[pearl coral]

that time is long past

i was once a prolific creator

number one workshop item in like 2022

[steel iron]

what was it

[pearl coral]

some shitass jetpack guy i made for my little "faction" during that little craze

[steel iron]

lol

[pearl coral]

there was a "wood army" guy and i made a "metal army" and then there were a bunch of others, we had a wiki at some point and we were routinely all getting front page but eventually when mods took over it went by the wayside

the only mod i used was a custom alien race for my little dudes

[teal narwhal]

i show a lot of willie getting hit by cars i know but this guy got hit by EVERY SINGLE CAR

[steel iron]

i see

im trying to make a jousting dude rn

buti got sidetracked and now im putting them in a hydralick press

[pearl coral]

it was called "starpoint"

i was i believe the second or third faction among a group that amassed to be around 20 or 30 in its end

[steel iron]

ok

[steel iron]

tas tuff uncle

[pearl coral]

yeah this trash was like my magnum opus way back when lol

[pearl coral]

it was abject ass

[steel iron]

ok'

[pearl coral]

bro dont give a shit

[steel iron]

i dunno hwat to say unce

goodjbob?!

[teal narwhal]

you improved it to survive 8 more tons than last video

[pearl coral]

gosh august cant come soon enough

[steel iron]

firs tone is very function

it deflects low calibers

and swords and crossbow bolts bouince off

idk how new one works

prolly not as well tho

[pearl coral]

https://tenor.com/view/oneyplays-armenian-cory-cory-gif-5597067616872469611

[teal narwhal]

who in the world is that

[indigo hare]

You say “wow Sam Thats really cool, im actually really proud of you and am going to go subscribe to your great stuff now. Please also take my money!”

[pearl coral]

cory

[teal narwhal]

idk who that is

[steel iron]

https://tenor.com/view/grandma-curse-really-big-thumb-thumb-jumpscare-gif-4895207900555119959

[indigo hare]

https://tenor.com/view/tyunsmol-argue-whiteboard-white-man-gif-21851203

[teal narwhal]

holy gif steal i love it 🥹

[teal narwhal]

the result

[steel iron]

prolly didnt look both ways

[steel iron]

what the domain expansion

[bright ember]

Unbreathable

Willie isn't used to thin air

[teal narwhal]

how was mine able to breath

kicked this mf out

[bright ember]

Strong lung

Specifically left one

[teal narwhal]

deadass beat a knight by kicking him in the back

[bright ember]

Yall so lucky to be able to play EA

[plain sorrel]

gothic helmet in ppg

without modifications

[teal narwhal]

im starting to beat knight tier people with absolutley nothing

[plain sorrel]

fliberdigebet

40 fps

[bitter path]

https://tenor.com/view/livrah-streamer-hat-sanabi-gif-12110062951983003272

sanabi!!!

[solid cloak]

why is the helmet so massive

[plain sorrel]

uhh

for more space

[solid cloak]

does he have megamind brain

[plain sorrel]

he has a small head

[solid cloak]

whats wrong with the cuirass..

[plain sorrel]

more armor

less penetration

[bitter path]

Ppg physics suck

[plain sorrel]

the helmet has no problem with the physics

[solid cloak]

depends on if you're testing it with bullets or melee weapons

[bitter path]

And if you try make helmet tight after a lag spike the head just collapse

[plain sorrel]

phase links

im new to ppg armorsmithing

[solid cloak]

i have stayed away from making leg or arm armor for as long as possible on that game

[plain sorrel]

helmet and cuirass

[teal narwhal]

gang you making power armor 😭

[solid cloak]

i have this weakly attached armor saved, it defends against melee and bullets pretty well since it kind of takes the impact for the wearer

[teal narwhal]

is that a

[solid cloak]

it is a

[plain sorrel]

mine can survive a flintlock point blank

[solid cloak]

i've tested the armor before, i'll look through my medal clips to show off what it survived before

[plain sorrel]

alr

[solid cloak]

hmm

why wont it embed.

one second

oh yeah i guess this just doesnt embed

uhh

theres the video file instead

the armor set didnt survive, but it protected the user

might've been due to the syringe in the background but i didnt hear a stab sound at the time

[high briar]

Crumple zone vs old cars

[plain sorrel]

is that reactive armor

[solid cloak]

what is reactive armor

[teal narwhal]

ended up giving him a new type of helmet

[solid cloak]

also tested it with a frag grenade to the same reaction

i keep forgetting these links stopped EMBEDDING

one moment

[plain sorrel]

it acts like one

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reactive_armour

just without the explosives

[solid cloak]

i actually had a version with a less curved visor and i realized why that was bad after testing it out

[gloomy urchin]

meow

meow

purr

[plain sorrel]

adding layering can help too

or resizing rods

[gloomy urchin]

is he dead

[plain sorrel]

no hes in a coma

[solid cloak]

no he made a speedy recovery

[plain sorrel]

yes

[gloomy urchin]

i dont like your game collection

[solid cloak]

but that kind stops bullets, gotta have the kind that deflects em

[plain sorrel]

what

[gloomy urchin]

you heard me

[plain sorrel]

what is a game collection

[plain sorrel]

what is that

[gloomy urchin]

tfym

[plain sorrel]

i said what is that

[plain sorrel]

dude what

[gloomy urchin]

are you gaslighting me

[plain sorrel]

no man

[gloomy urchin]

if you dont know what that is how did you place games there

[plain sorrel]

idk man

[indigo grail]

Helmets also aren't that good at bullets iirc

[solid cloak]

it started being alot better at bullets when i made the visor curved

[indigo grail]

This game should have bullet proof panels

[solid cloak]

it does

[plain sorrel]

does he know

[plain sorrel]

added greaves now

will add cuisses later

[gloomy urchin]

I HAD 3 RAIDS IN A ROW

AND INSTEAD OF GIVING ME 1 GOOD RAID

THEY GAVE ME 3 TRIBAL RAIDS

[violet breach]

@cerulean sleet

[gloomy urchin]

fyi if your prisoner 1 cough away from death you should feed him

mine died at minor malnutrition smh

[zenith hearth]

I remembered I had a mod.io account
look at my top mods bro
what happened man

[steel iron]

he looks like a twinkie

[plain sorrel]

dont mock him

he is the son of pierre the france

pierre of paris

[wanton portal]

weezo

https://youtu.be/LT0uKUR7EFw?si=VwWS2dZrmJ9IVPBF

[plain sorrel]

the armor is now finished

[steel iron]

he looks alot better on a horse

also why your backround look like that

why not just use the standard one

[plain sorrel]

snow map

[steel iron]

okaoka

[plain sorrel]

i cant see properly

[steel iron]

i see

[plain sorrel]

do you think my knight will beat chrome's knight

[steel iron]

maybe

im not sure

[plain sorrel]

he has alot of armor

[steel iron]

i see

[plain sorrel]

embed faill

[twilit jewel]

Guy

Fuh*

[plain sorrel]

Guy

[twilit jewel]

I’m going back to bed

Fuck this

The fact that you need to specify in your bio that you’re straight twice, makes me question if you’re straight

[plain sorrel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1395813639964852297/1395859056849191053/clevelandbrownlander.gif

whats the problem

[twilit jewel]

Bro, what the fuck is this photo?

[plain sorrel]

cleveland brown skylander

[twilit jewel]

cleveland brown skylander

I see now

[gloomy urchin]

what the fuck did i click on

[plain sorrel]

hes here becase of you

[steel iron]

ticle

[gloomy urchin]

is a she

[plain sorrel]

alright

[gloomy urchin]

some another motivational video

[plain sorrel]

but i wont edit it

[plain sorrel]

what is it even about

[gloomy urchin]

https://youtu.be/y5vD0MlRQIo

[steel iron]

evil

[twilit jewel]

Test

[plain sorrel]

what do you think about pierre of paris overall

[steel iron]

8/10 for functionality

[stuck hollow]

gay

[brazen jacinth]

Thou hast been too frugal on thee attire.

I shalt introduce you to mine smith, he crafts the finest of Brigands.

[deep rain]

Whats up fellers

[stuck hollow]

gaybo

[deep rain]

Him?

[stuck hollow]

no u

[deep rain]

Im positive its you

[gloomy urchin]

m4a4

[zenith hearth]

I am sick and tired of all of these witnesses

[stuck hollow]

gay moff

gay ass moth from half sword 2

[zenith hearth]

I especially hate the lawmen

[stuck hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/937767299677577256/1324379158977187920/attachment.gif

[plain sorrel]

Arthur martgin: eeehhh potato potato you get my point savvy?

[stuck hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1251193088114950275/1424100675549134898/15576864075033541750.gif

[stuck hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/smooth-brain-kitty-boykisser-gif-8234569603800668383

[gloomy urchin]

boykisser

autistic one

[stuck hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1237006049928548392/1364211426436321352/twitter_1913014198256488823.gif

[gloomy urchin]

who the fuck is rank #5 and why cant i beat him

[plain sorrel]

bombing of a tower

happened after someone self destructed in a room

[oak olive]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/937767299677577256/1324379158977187920/attachment.gif

[stuck hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/937767299677577256/1324379158977187920/attachment.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/937767299677577256/1324379158977187920/attachment.gif

[oak olive]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/937767299677577256/1324379158977187920/attachment.gif

[stuck hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/937767299677577256/1324379158977187920/attachment.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/937767299677577256/1324379158977187920/attachment.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/937767299677577256/1324379158977187920/attachment.gif

[oak olive]

https://tenor.com/view/addmemud-muddy-fortnite-addme-cleveland-gif-18190912271420801665

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/937767299677577256/1324379158977187920/attachment.gif

[stuck hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1120423137033588866/1491263367900430527/20251013_213732.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/937767299677577256/1324379158977187920/attachment.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/937767299677577256/1324379158977187920/attachment.gif

[oak olive]

https://tenor.com/view/addmemud-muddy-fortnite-addme-cleveland-gif-18190912271420801665

[stuck hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/937767299677577256/1324379158977187920/attachment.gif

[oak olive]

add me mud

[stuck hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/937767299677577256/1324379158977187920/attachment.gif

[stuck hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/glupo-blubbering-toad-limbus-company-gif-5506705175658413172

[oak olive]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/937767299677577256/1324379158977187920/attachment.gif

[restive trench]

the moderators would like a word with you two

[oak olive]

I FORGOT IT'S HALF SWIRD

[stuck hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/glupo-blubbering-toad-limbus-company-gif-5506705175658413172

[oak olive]

oh it's you

[oak olive]

nvm I thought you were miss rellyfoly

[restive trench]

she quit being an evil ass moth from half sword :(

[plain sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/lois-griffin-family-guy-lois-electrocuted-electric-shock-gif-4786312605285785073

[oak olive]

https://tenor.com/view/the-flash-family-guy-lightning-lightning-strike-electrocution-gif-7100761381822614009

[idle crest]

Frugal? Much of this armour was made by Terry English and his friend. 😂

[bitter path]

Wuh

[idle crest]

...
Unfortunately even though the helmet is like an exact replica of the Coventry sallet I won't be wearing it vecause my head is slightly too big for it.

[zenith hearth]

Yknow what I can see why some people who play rdr2 would rather be low honor

[autumn citrus]

runny yolks are just so

oh

my god

it just tastes like

life

and joy

and nutrient

golly

[zenith hearth]

Low Honor and High Honor fits

[gloomy urchin]

is it me or there r less birds than there was before

[idle crest]

What is it with read dead redemption 2 players and constantly posting about playing the game 😂

[gloomy urchin]

why not

i post rimworld

[idle crest]

I see it all the time with that game specifically

[idle crest]

You probably go outside less

[gloomy urchin]

i can assure you i go outside as least as i did before

[idle crest]

Definitely less butterflies and dragon flies than before but idk about birds

[gaunt fjord]

One life one attempt might as well try and allat

[stable wren]

I saw this beetle while working outside

Similar to this one

Not a photo I took

[gloomy urchin]

meow

[idle crest]

That image reminds me.

I got to hold an actual ballock dagger yesterday

[gloomy urchin]

how do you use a stick as an alternative to actual sword

isnt 1 meter stick too fat compared to a sword

[stable wren]

That shit is so degraded, where was it held?

[idle crest]

In the ground

[stable wren]

It wasn't found in some river or smthing?

[idle crest]

Not a clue, all I know is a museum or something gave it over to my friend because they wanted him to make undegraded replicas

He also showed me these, which are apparently very possibly one of the oldest surviving maille making tools

[stable wren]

Beautiful condition

[idle crest]

He also has elizabethan knives and things that still have the engravings on the wooden handles and stuff

Lots of eating knives

[stable wren]

That's fucking cool

There is so much historical stuff that has such bad erosion it looks like a shriveled up fruit

Helmets found in Stalingrad or Somme are still fucked up

[stable wren]

Being able to see Artemis II blast off is so hype

[median narwhal]

trying to beat half sword naked was such a good idea

[wanton portal]

a fear tactic I see

[steel iron]

willie rolled his ankle

[zenith hearth]

I just got it
It's my first playthrough

[waxen heart]

If you guys are wondering if im single the anwser is no

[waxen heart]

Sorry :(

[thin island]

sorry

[gloomy urchin]

aint that deep 😭

[gloomy stream]

is there a limit to how strong / heavy your dude can get?

[thin island]

I mean

I have a relationship

sorry

[coarse pumice]

yes

[thin island]

No

Shadow weight

I think

[coarse pumice]

what

[thin island]

Someone fact check me

[lavish blade]

okay awesoem

i've been single my entire life

https://tenor.com/view/if-you-mash-strawberries-what-the-gif-13061449007532015950

[thin island]

https://tenor.com/view/the-walking-dead-sorry-twd-kelly-connie-gif-23392188

[gloomy urchin]

i dodged every teenager canon event that allegedly everyone msut have

[thin island]

Also insane speech bubble

[lavish blade]

https://tenor.com/view/kanye-west-vultures-freakye-freak-freaky-gif-12289898487040468175

[gloomy urchin]

no

[thin island]

Those are what?

[gloomy urchin]

uhh depression and first love and allat

[thin island]

Depression

I don't think is canon

First love is subjective

And allat is not a word

I will not disclose my age but I am a teen

So

[gloomy urchin]

are you underage

https://klipy.com/gifs/dexter-james-doakes-5

[thin island]

Underage what

18

yes

[gloomy urchin]

for discord

[thin island]

No

[gloomy urchin]

ughg fine

[hybrid granite]

Depression is a canon event??? Could never be me im so joyful and happy

[thin island]

Bro that could get you reported

[hybrid granite]

I feel gleeful every day all day

[gloomy urchin]

me?

how

[thin island]

"Ugh fine"

Hello?

[gloomy urchin]

how

[hybrid granite]

Hi

[gloomy urchin]

ok wait i see it now

i mean

[thin island]

just

Be careful

We are all nerds with no intention of harming anyone

So

Depression is not a canon event for us

we're too good at being good at something

[hybrid granite]

True

[gloomy urchin]

well i've seen worse not getting people terminated so i'll prolly be fine

[hybrid granite]

As if the people behind discord are wonderful people

[thin island]

Hey

[hybrid granite]

Who knows…

[gloomy urchin]

fuck it we gamble

[thin island]

That was so true it hurts

Balatro is Semi-Gambling

I semi-gamble

Not old enough anyways

I think its 18 in the U.S.

[gloomy urchin]

i was told depression is supposed to happen because of hormones during puberty and isnt supposed to have any actual reason

[thin island]

Related to DNA

Not for sure it's going to happen

Just the risk is higher

Due to hormones

[gloomy urchin]

ok i trust you a stranger on the internet

[thin island]

Thank you

[hybrid granite]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/992122133054509126/1312013397897777223/org.gif

[thin island]

I got a PHD at -2

So

You can obviously trust me

[frank citrus]

Sheathe is right

[thin island]

Yes

Wait

[frank citrus]

Actually i just did research hes like half right

[thin island]

Meh

I'll take it

[frank citrus]

Genetic is only one factor that affects depression

[thin island]

I SAID I'LL TAKE IT

[frank citrus]

NOT THAT I WANT TO DISPROVE YOU

LOOK AT MY TAG

[thin island]

well i'm sorry

https://tenor.com/view/kanan-jarrus-there's-times-i-hate-being-right-i-hope-this-isn't-one-of-them-gif-6509293410509257092

[frank citrus]

Trust me i love people who are knowledgable

Im not trying to be rude or anything

[thin island]

Want to talk about Blackhole suns and how they are physically possible

[frank citrus]

Depends on the definition of sun

[thin island]

And explain the supermassive blackholes

[frank citrus]

ARE YOU TALKING ABT QUASI STARS

[thin island]

Yes

[frank citrus]

🤤

[thin island]

So

A sun

So massive

After the big bang

That inside it's core

[gloomy urchin]

are black holes universe's equivalent of buffer overflow

[thin island]

The fusion is insanely powerful

[thin island]

They emit radiation

So maybe

[frank citrus]

My fav type of radiation

[thin island]

Anyway

Inside it's core

After a million years or whatever

It starts building a LEAD core

This is how massive it it

The lead is a solid

And it keeps getting denser and denser

More and more compact

The sun looks the same

Until

BOOM

The lead core got too dense

Blackhole

Inside a star

But

The star does not die yet

It is SO massive

So the star is pushing out on gravity with the fusion, WHILE a blackhole is eating it from the inside

Until eventually

It becomes too much to bear

And I forget what happens next

[frank citrus]

All of that was right

Im so glad to see quasi stars being talked abt

[thin island]

Yeah

Kurzgezagt is a great teacher

[frank citrus]

I believe its iron though

[thin island]

Maybe

[lavish blade]

it's lead

[frank citrus]

Iron is the last element you get from fusion

Lead isnt created from fusion

Its from fission

[thin island]

Uhhh

[frank citrus]

Lead is the last non fissile element

[lavish blade]

fuck i'm wrong then

[thin island]

Yeeeaaaaah

[frank citrus]

Its okay

[thin island]

MAn

[thin island]

NERD

[frank citrus]

[thin island]

Hey

I was just saying the name of the server you

are in

I want to remember it

mmm

NERD

mmmmm

[frank citrus]

im only in that server for the tag

Its a french server and idk what they do there

[gloomy urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/pipa-cat-chonky-black-gato-gif-14397642423018926492

[frank citrus]

I havent sent a single message in there

[plain sorrel]

half sword new update: 500k textures and more unoptimized features

[frank citrus]

Simulated photosynthesis

[thin island]

https://tenor.com/view/blank-stare-homelander-antony-starr-the-boys-dead-inside-gif-25853869

[gloomy urchin]

why is it so horrid

[lavish blade]

poop jiggle physics

[frank citrus]

Pooping in half sword confirmed

[gloomy urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-sleepy-gooba-owa-owaowa-gif-2311503198775714764

[plain sorrel]

those who poop and throw it at people

[thin island]

https://tenor.com/view/woman-women-am-i-right-woman-am-i-right-gif-23666905

[gloomy urchin]

chemistry and physics are stupid

[thin island]

DIE

CHEMISTRY IS AWES

[gloomy urchin]

fine physics are okay

chemistry is ass

[thin island]

ome

[frank citrus]

Theyre going to add proper nutrition to half sword where you have to eat a wide variety of different foods to keep their vitamins carbs and protein in check

[thin island]

DIE

[gloomy urchin]

the numbers dont explain shit!!!

[frank citrus]

W

[thin island]

PHYSICS CAN ROT IN HELL

[frank citrus]

🥹

[thin island]

CHEMISTRY MMM

[gloomy urchin]

you're supposed to have some abstract information outside of chemical elements and their numbers!!!

[thin island]

Half Sword says that at least

[frank citrus]

Chemistry is just a bitch

[thin island]

Well