general-catfish-🐱🐟

[frail geode]

https://tenor.com/view/scp-scpfoundation-kick-gif-13598947

[idle crest]

I'm so exited ngl cus the armour I'm wearing for it is almost like, reenactment celebrity armour, like for example if Toby capwell was to see me in this video he'd know exactly who lent me the suit just by looking at it.

[oak olive]

thatsso fucking peak

[sinful loom]

Literally

[oak olive]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/GxSpnKXWoAAB4Ah.gif

[sinful loom]

What the hell did they do to my guy

My family guy

[pearl coral]

hell yeah

WHO LENT YOU THE SUIT

[idle crest]

Not someone you'd know but he's very well known among the well known people

[sinful loom]

Yeah

[pearl coral]

d1 gatekeep

[hybrid granite]

anyone play mnb warband here?

[spark quartz]

easter might have, he's also old and smelly

[unborn sphinx]

I have almost 2k hours in it

[hybrid granite]

i recently got the game and i love it so much

[unborn sphinx]

It's one of the best games ever made as far as I'm concerned

did you try any mods yet?

[hybrid granite]

yeah i've been playing some native redux mods

cant find the one i like though

i want one thats like viking conquest and native in one, so far native gold has been the closest to it but not exactly what i want

[unborn sphinx]

If you prefer to stick close to native bannerpage is pretty awesome https://www.moddb.com/mods/bannerpage

It's basically native with a ton of extra stuff

You should also check brytenwalda, it's by the dudes that went on to make viking conquest

I love Perisno, also Prophesy of Pendor is legendary, too many awesome mods to count

[hybrid granite]

bannerpage might be what im looking for thanks

[unborn sphinx]

np, also, if you don't already, i recommend playing the game using wse2 https://forums.taleworlds.com/index.php?threads/warband-script-enhancer-2-v1-1-4-6.384882/

specially when running big mods

[opaque yoke]

is the drunk escourt errand intentionally awful

i guess its supposed to be a punishment for being poor

[runic needle]

Hey yall does the half dead mod work for you guys?

Im trying to get it to work but I think I'm doing something wrong

Are there any tutorials for installing other than the nexus page also?

[gilded onyx]

so excited for the new update

wonder waht's gonna get added

[shell lichen]

Ah shi

[hybrid granite]

you dont have to bring him back alive.. or in one piece

[teal narwhal]

disarmed that mf of my own sword 😭

[vale cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/ryu-hurricane-streetfighter-tatsumaki-gif-9723896

wow how did that one last so long

i had a chance to read the whole damn thing

https://tenor.com/view/sea-lion-wiggle-sea-lion-funny-sea-lion-silly-gif-3392151111063749536

[hybrid granite]

The scams that appear in the early morning stay for like 20-30 mins cause mods arent awake or they’re doing other stuff

[vale cloak]

its automod tho

no way it doesnt automod discord invites

i guess it was a fake invite scam

[spark quartz]

https://youtu.be/DNQPVDKg9Qw?si=HEvK8nmxPTZgn5ZV
this game looks sick

[vale cloak]

my first though at that is roman dark souls

lets see

oh its the new subgenre of first person fantasy games

action or rpg tho

"first person action soulslike"

[spark quartz]

i think it's a souls like fps rpg maybe

ah

it looks rad tho

i love the vibe

[vale cloak]

yeah looks cool

sick of everything being a soulslike so damn hard man

[spark quartz]

yeah i understand that, every genre get's bloated when it's popular

[vale cloak]

its got some artstyle but it also looks very unrealslop

its not a genre

they just call anything with a dodge mechanic a soulslike

[spark quartz]

souls games are absolutely a genre...

or soulslike

[vale cloak]

the genre is action-rpg

soullike is more a type of action rpg

[spark quartz]

which is called

a

[vale cloak]

but nowadays its used to describe anything with a dodge mechnaic

[spark quartz]

subgenre

[undone mulch]

i remember seeing a miniature of this guy

[vale cloak]

w/e the subgenre doesnt define anything other than bosses and a dodge mechanic

[spark quartz]

i don't think that's true, we've had a lot of pure soulslikes, lies of P, Nioh, Mortal Shell

[vale cloak]

i would call nioh a soulslite

[spark quartz]

now we're just being pedantic

[vale cloak]

its more like a standard team ninja action game with some souls added

and yeah those are close to being defined enough to make something real

but then why the hell is this game and stuff like e33 being called soulslikes

[spark quartz]

well look it's true that people put "soulslike" over anything but that doesn't mean that soulslikes don't exist, as I said every genre bloats and the lines blur, e33 is absolutely not a soulslike, it's probably because it's a hard game but even then souls games are not just "erm, game hard so therefore souls"

[vale cloak]

and stuff like sekiro too

sekiro is just an action game with high damage

[spark quartz]

sekiro is literally made by fromsoft bro tf 😭

[vale cloak]

so?

so is tenchu

and armoured core

[spark quartz]

alright this is actually pointless

[vale cloak]

true

[spark quartz]

holy cow

[indigo hare]

End of the day

Im right

Youre both wrong

[spark quartz]

"the souls game made by the souls game devs isn't a souls game"

bruh

i'm outta here

[indigo hare]

Leave

[spark quartz]

easter i hope you fart in public really loud

[indigo hare]

Or else

[vale cloak]

https://www.gamespot.com/articles/sekiro-shadows-die-twice-is-not-part-of-soulsborne/1100-6459819/

miyazaki said as much

its just an action game

like ninja gaiden

[indigo hare]

Oh look an article by gamespot, one of the most unreliable untrustworthy gaming journalist. the article might even prove your point but I won’t even open something by those dummies

[spark quartz]

the article says is a new type of game but still retains a lot of core elements from previous game titles like dark souls and bloodborne it just has a new premise, that's what i gathered anyways.

[indigo hare]

Instead of gathering information about video games we should be gathering raspberry’s together

[spark quartz]

i'll give you a raspberry you scamp

a basketful even

[hybrid granite]

@indigo hare what mods do you use in warband, if any

[indigo hare]

Oh man I haven’t played warband in ages but I always loved the feudal Japan one and sword of domacles

There was a good lord of the rings one too

[spark quartz]

you're so old you basically lived warband

[indigo hare]

Oh yeah well ur moms a girl

Idiot

[spark quartz]

oh yeah? and your mom is uh... your mom

[indigo hare]

literally prove it

Exactly

[spark quartz]

ok if your mom wasn't your mom why would she be your mom

[indigo hare]

Type shit

[spark quartz]

shit

[indigo hare]

You passed

[spark quartz]

thank you

[indigo hare]

https://tenor.com/view/pakpaktwo-gif-11538852571021476435

Piss chat

I hate moderators

[weary tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/ice-eating-eating-ice-gif-19921852

[spark quartz]

and then we have modschlag who's all the colors of piss

[white kestrel]

I see

Nordic willie

[stable wren]

Vomit name

[weary tinsel]

hello chat gets shit on

[stable wren]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1492862793047609455/RDT_20260412_0805445983911354374922718.gif

[spark quartz]

whatever floats your boat buddy

[weary tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-typewriter-speed-typing-navy-seals-copypasta-gif-15687803

[weary tinsel]

there was another album I was gonna share

[stable wren]

If i was a pretty princess

Who would save me from the castle

[plain sorrel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1233815008639713355/1470242294182580369/twitter_2020625435210473521.gif

Arthur martgin: eeehhh potato potato you get my point savvy?

[indigo hare]

Bah I saw this on Reddit yesterday and wanted to take it but idk how to steal them from Reddit, thanks for posting it insect

[plain sorrel]

upvotes😂

[indigo hare]

Like!

[plain sorrel]

upvotes😂

[stable wren]

Where my updootes HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[indigo hare]

Dislike!

[stable wren]

MANE YOU STINK

[plain sorrel]

downvote😂

[hybrid granite]

Your mom is older than you

[plain sorrel]

hijo😭

[weary tinsel]

upvote 😂

[stable wren]

My dad is stronger than ur dad

[hybrid granite]

My dad was a solder

[weary tinsel]

in the balkans?

[plain sorrel]

who died in the war

[indigo hare]

Nobody

[weary tinsel]

false

[hybrid granite]

He had to serve i think but he wasnt deployed thankfully

[indigo hare]

Dislike

[weary tinsel]

wonder what that was like

[plain sorrel]

there are 8 nobodies in this server

[weary tinsel]

interesting

[plain sorrel]

are you sure

[indigo hare]

Yes

[hybrid granite]

Pretty sure

[plain sorrel]

are you sure

[stable wren]

My dad a navy a green beret navy seal socom veteran, he served in ww1, ww2, Vietnam, Korea, Irish Rebellion, kuwait, WW3, Atlantis

[indigo hare]

My grampappy was a German soldier during ww2 and was captured by the Russians and spent years in the gulag

[plain sorrel]

dead chat

hello dead chat this is dead chat

[indigo hare]

This is why chat dies

[stable wren]

My grandpa did the griddy in 901

[hybrid granite]

My grandfather fought in the hussite wars

[indigo hare]

My grandpa did the griddy in 901

[stable wren]

Brother?

[indigo hare]

Nevermind

[stable wren]

Rali threatened to kick my teeth in, send the IRS

[weary tinsel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1491507781973446828/are_you_sure_m00.gif

[indigo hare]

Best we can do is send someone AFTER it happens and then blame you

[stable wren]

This is what moai did to me

[stable wren]

Ugly

[weary tinsel]

fym

KUBACHI

[indigo hare]

"Ugly" is an adjective describing someone or something that is extremely unattractive, unpleasant, or offensive to the senses, often evoking fear or repulsion

[weary tinsel]

literally not true but ok

[stable wren]

This guy gets it

[hybrid granite]

Thanks i never knew that

[stable wren]

Ew!!!!

[indigo hare]

Thats EXACTLY what ugly means!!!

Dont gaslight me

[stable wren]

Hit the nae nae

[spark quartz]

so you?

[weary tinsel]

source+citation+MLA format

❓

[indigo hare]

Hahaha it’s funny you think that

Any evidence countering me

Would work

🖕

[weary tinsel]

[spark quartz]

isn't what you just said evidence tho

[indigo hare]

No

[spark quartz]

to say that you're going to delete evidence countering you implies there was evidence countering you to begin with

[indigo hare]

I didn’t say that

[stable wren]

Who decided that?

[indigo hare]

Show me where I said it? Go ahead let’s see your photoshop skills

[spark quartz]

buddy it's like, right there

[hybrid granite]

How flat earthers argue

[indigo hare]

Bro is delusional

[stable wren]

Rage bait

Rage bait mod

[weary tinsel]

https://www.britannica.com/dictionary/ugly

[stable wren]

Show me your globe

[spark quartz]

bug shaker i will send you to the salt mines

[indigo hare]

Oh yeah okay bud britannica? This is AMERICA

[stable wren]

You can't afford to use coupons, you think you can drive to the salt mines??!

Gas money buster

[spark quartz]

i own a tesla

take that bozo

[hybrid granite]

I dont own a car

[weary tinsel]

it is american wtf

[hybrid granite]

Take that bozo

[stable wren]

Forgot to charge it

[stable wren]

Tis fucking thing

[spark quartz]

you just reminded me

thanks

[indigo hare]

Brit

Says it right there

[stable wren]

Top tier callout

[indigo hare]

Britannica

Brit ish

[stable wren]

British💔

As a man who is mostly french

[weary tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/tish-bri-gif-8989407742432775903

[stable wren]

I don't like britain

[weary tinsel]

FRENCH?

[plain sorrel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1233815008639713355/1470242294182580369/twitter_2020625435210473521.gif

[weary tinsel]

[spark quartz]

who is blud

[stable wren]

Aren't you like German or smthing

[plain sorrel]

those who know

[stable wren]

Kevlar is French, he my lawyer

[weary tinsel]

jk shout out to all my french homies

[lavish blade]

g

[hybrid granite]

Much to ponder

[spark quartz]

nah mordschlag is Antartican

[stable wren]

No wonder he pale

[weary tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/russia-training-bear-boxer-boxing-gif-1112450294281870515

[hybrid granite]

Leaked footage of dagestan during winter

I just saw a scam get automodded before my eyes

[weary tinsel]

I saw that scam

jinx

[stable wren]

Jinx

Buy me a handbug

nerd

[weary tinsel]

woah

[stable wren]

Fucking loser bot

[weary tinsel]

😭

[hybrid granite]

How down bad do you have to be to get hacked by cam girl servers

[stable wren]

I got hacked by a server for buff guys

💔

[weary tinsel]

theres plenty out there lmao

[weary tinsel]

what

[hybrid granite]

Mrbeast hacked me while i was modding bannerlord

[stable wren]

It happened to everyone once at least

[weary tinsel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266582633503260693/1365486982150754354/nah.gif

[hybrid granite]

He installed a keylogger in my appdata/local/temp and stole my stuff but i got it back

[stable wren]

Cap

You like medieval armory

Therefore you like men in tights, aka guys in hosens

[weary tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/sea-lion-sped-up-silly-goober-sea-gif-1807503861489774979

[weary tinsel]

source?

[stable wren]

It's confirmed, liking medieval armory makes you into dudes with tights

[stable wren]

Confirmed

Expose doc will be out in 50 business days

I need to fabricate 10 dms and shit

[lavish blade]

who would win

[hybrid granite]

400 denars on the right guy

[lavish blade]

morsschlag who would win

[spark quartz]

oh another scam, i'll take care of it guys

[plain sorrel]

rondel man

[lavish blade]

thats a targe

[plain sorrel]

rondel man

[weary tinsel]

w silly

[weary tinsel]

left

[spark quartz]

what can i say, i'm epic

[lavish blade]

we'll see

[hybrid granite]

Prepare to lose

[lavish blade]

i don't even know what happened

[weary tinsel]

[lavish blade]

some sort of clipping bug happened when left got stabbed

[indigo hare]

Ok ur banned kid

Scamming mf

[lavish blade]

ye right one

[hybrid granite]

Ok

[lavish blade]

right one won

[frail geode]

https://tenor.com/view/ban-hammer-gmod-idiot-box-das-bo-schitt-gif-15097258

[hybrid granite]

Easy

[lavish blade]

the stiffness of his opponent's armor did push into his arm

and break his bone tho'

[weary tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/singing-zack-de-la-rocha-rage-against-the-machine-killing-in-the-name-make-a-cross-sign-gif-18509283

[hybrid granite]

Man im going to sleep its almost 2 am i just realized

[lavish blade]

this guy lost because he lacked the groschen to afford a targe

[frail geode]

2 more hours wussy

[hybrid granite]

Never ever joust again

[pearl coral]

hi

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/908751466443968603/1490803171788980254/attachment.gif

tough crowd

[subtle rock]

Bro talm bout some hi

Geek

[pearl coral]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-discontent-gif-13111648455634427361

[sinful loom]

Hm

Minecraft btw

[verbal geyser]

Lmao I love this

Absolutely gas

[sonic python]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBqLJpiTZwU

[idle crest]

man things are actually so busy right now, just got back from an event called no mans land, it was multi period, so there were ww2, ww1, Napoleonic, medieval, etc.

Next week ive got that filming like i said, then the week after ive got a siege to go to, then a couple weeks later ive got that private show where im in the fancy kit again.

and all of this is before fucken stuff like tewkesbury

wind was so bad last night that my tent almost blew over and guys in my group had to use 3 goot iron rods as tent pegs to hold it down

[vale cloak]

sorry i was doing driving lesson but the article is not what i am talking about

its the interview with miyazaki

he doesnt see it as a soulslike but an action game like tenchu or ninja gaiden

[indigo hare]

Idk who Miyazaki is but im more credible

[hot harness]

sup fuckers

[vale cloak]

miyazaki is the director/writer/designer of dark souls/bloodborne/sekiro

[hot harness]

har har har har har

[neat tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-freddy-fazbear-fazball-stare-gif-1639277911672072390

[vale cloak]

basicaly miyazaki says what a soulslike is cause he invented it lol

and i mean the only souls thing in it is like high damage and like maybe level design? its just an action game that gets called soullike cause its made by fromsoft

i dunno what defines "souls" is so nebulous and subjective its impossible to give it a definition

for me the action-rpg element is a huge factor alongside build variety

[swift trellis]

Kinda, Takeshi Kajii and Ryota Suzuki were the directors on Demons Souls from the beginning, Miyazaki came in later. Lots of the fundamental principles are based on prior From games, too

[hardy mirage]

soulslike, to me, denotes the style of gameplay more than anything else

specifically how it controls

[swift trellis]

If I could define soulslike then it would have to include completely esoteric world-based rules changing based on actions which are not communicated to the player

that is a pretty big thing

Most people still don't know about world-tendency in Demons Souls

(Though I don't know if the remake incorporated that)

[vale cloak]

good point

[vale cloak]

but many action games control like dark souls from well before

i like this definition

combine that with action combat and high damage

and i agree

[swift trellis]

Class system is overselling it but ye

[scarlet cradle]

Soulslikes are also notable for their difficulty and emphasis on bossfights, i believe

[vale cloak]

monster hunter controls a lot like dark souls

[swift trellis]

The main thing about genre specifications is how well it communicates to somebody what they are in for, just like all language I suppose

[vale cloak]

its defo not a soulslike

its a sniff test genre and it makes it easy to call anything it

"if it smells like chicken"

and that always annoys me

[swift trellis]

I do enjoy the mental math of defining genres but thats like a mentally ill brain thing, not a useful tool for communication or categorization LOL

[vale cloak]

i see someone call a random iso action game a soulslike as if someone who likes souls would like it

but thats not true

[swift trellis]

What about Salt & Sanctuary?

[vale cloak]

dunno but from what ive seen

id say souls-lite

its trying to be soulslike but the action combat is too big a departure

tho i tend to keep my defintion strict

genres are used to tell if you might like a game without looking

so all soulslike should play alike

souls-lite tells you it may be quite different from the others in the genre

[swift trellis]

That kinda thinking just runs into issues in my opinion. In order for it to work it has to bake in so many exceptions that the rule ceases to make sense

[hardy mirage]

i dunno if this is a stretch or a hyperspecification but like

i feel like cells-like can be its own subgenre

dead cells is in itself a metroidlike but it still departs from it enough to be unique

[vale cloak]

2d soulslites?

dead cells isnt a metroidvania

and it doesnt call itself one

its a roguelike 2d action platformer

[hardy mirage]

i may be misspeaking

[swift trellis]

Compare Tales of Maj'Eyal and Caves of Qud. Both are roguelikes

They could not be more different, lol

Disco Elysium is in the same genre as Baldurs Gate

[vale cloak]

thats cause that genre was destroyed

roguelikes used to mean games like rogue

[swift trellis]

What?

[vale cloak]

but now they mean peermadeath and randomness

[swift trellis]

There are very few games like Rogue

[vale cloak]

theres hundreds

they are just lesss commmon now

[swift trellis]

Like Tales of Maj'Eyal and Caves of Qud?

[vale cloak]

adom, moria, hack, nethack, angband, cdda

i can keep going

[swift trellis]

Please do

Is Project Zomboid like Rogue?

[vale cloak]

not quite

its real time

the turn based combat defines a traditional roguelike

unreal world, sword of fargoal, nemisis

starting to strugle but i think i know some more

[swift trellis]

I just find it a bit exhausting, which I guess makes sense. Normally this kind of organisation is the actual work of somebody like a taxonomist

[vale cloak]

want me to keep going or you get the point?

it used to be a whole genre like souslike

[swift trellis]

Yo chill! 😢

[vale cloak]

i wasnt being mad lol

[swift trellis]

I have played almost all the games you named, lol

[vale cloak]

geniuine question

my point is that yeah that genre was destroyed in the same way soulslike is being now

used to be a well defined game

now it means "permadeath and randomness"

soon souls will mean "bosses and dodge rolls"

[swift trellis]

Well that was the statement I took issue with, no genre is ever destroyed. You're just talking about trends of communication

[vale cloak]

bad trends yes

the genre became so useless it split in two

now we have roguelites

[swift trellis]

There was never a mass consensus on what a roguelike was because literally 99.99% of people didn't know or care what the hell that meant lol

They still don't!

[vale cloak]

anyone who wanted to play something like rogue cared

and they still do

[swift trellis]

What you're talking about is language and communication

[vale cloak]

its real hard to find genuine traditional roguelikes

because the genre name was killed

[swift trellis]

That feels like putting the cart before the horse

[vale cloak]

you lost me

[swift trellis]

It's hard to find them because they're very rarely made, not because of how people talk about them

[vale cloak]

they arent rare

[swift trellis]

Actually, rephrase, you have probably found every single roguelike to ever be made

[vale cloak]

they are real easy to make so theres hundreds of them

no i find new ones all the time through word of mouth

i found dungeon crawl stone soup just last week

[swift trellis]

I am baking in some implicit meanness in my words here because (most of them are garbage)

You only just found DCSS 👀 ?

[vale cloak]

yeah see my point

the genre being co-opted makes them hard to find

[swift trellis]

I understand what you're getting at, I see your point, I don't agree with it

[hardy mirage]

we should define fablelikes as games where the first one is exceptionally easy, the second one is the most polished, and the third one has too small a budget and flops its way into being forgotten completely

[vale cloak]

and has condoms in them

[hardy mirage]

don't all the games have condoms

[vale cloak]

yeah

so strange

[hardy mirage]

oh yeah and the game has to have some kind of chicken in it at some point

[swift trellis]

Condom-likes are about to go to the moon, buy in now

[vale cloak]

lmao

[swift trellis]

I dunno, I just really dislike genre specifications in general as an intellectual exercise because

1. I think they're utterly pointless outside of intellectual rigor
2. There is an implicit stifling of creativity
3. They are never ever clean-cut enough to warrant the time spent defining them unless you want 10 million genres

[vale cloak]

but yeah real trad roguelikes arent rare they just get swarmed by the massively overcrowded modern roguelike genre that they often fall through the cracks

[swift trellis]

I really don't think there are too many, though

[vale cloak]

the creator doesnt have to stick to a genre, the genre just has to be stuck to the right game

[swift trellis]

By that I mean ones which are worthwhile

[vale cloak]

thats kinda subjective

id say rogue aint worthwhile

[swift trellis]

I guess?

Rogue is worthwhile if you're into the playing of games as not just entertainment I think

[solid cloak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1206076082365931541/1374321871486713956/i_see_trees_of_green.gif

[swift trellis]

I don't regret playing Rogue at all

I wouldn't say I had fun playing it

[indigo hare]

Theres too many video games we should just cancel 75% of them

[vale cloak]

i already enshrined a law that says there can be only 1 big release a week

thats why they delayed gta 6

[indigo hare]

Souls like video games cause violence

[vale cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/excited-fuego-gif-26833875

[swift trellis]

True

Just ask my balls

[indigo hare]

Rogue lite and like games

Also cause violence

[vale cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/zenyatta-experience-my-balls-experience-my-pleasure-balls-gif-2435719040298567665

[indigo hare]

We should all strive to play more

[solid cloak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/862707996421652511/1484391328333828208/togif-1.gif

[swift trellis]

Speaking of roguelikes, I've been playing Baba is You

[vale cloak]

huh

-_-

[swift trellis]

I've never felt the soft matter stretch and scream more against the confines of my skull

[vale cloak]

are you trying to test me lmao

[swift trellis]

It's called a joke, honey 💄 👄

✨

sorry LOL

[vale cloak]

its not funiii

[swift trellis]

actually incredible game though

[vale cloak]

my brain gave up at some point

and shot itself'

dont remember when

that side of my brain is walpaper now

[swift trellis]

I was on a single level in the second world for 3 hours until my brain clicked

[vale cloak]

that doesnt sound healthy

[swift trellis]

it has a terrifying ability to make you not think about whats important

[vale cloak]

your brain isnt supposed to make sounds

[swift trellis]

I guess I'm built different

7200RPM brain

[bright ember]

Me birthday's coming up🥹

[raven mason]

Do y'all like my cat

His name is nephweiser

[bright ember]

Let me know when he passes so we can walk outside again

[high briar]

Hey guys does anyone know a show where the personification of italy and germany are gay lovers

My friends keep talking about it

[river oriole]

never heard of it

[high briar]

I'm certain there's a show about this

My friends cant be talking about italy and germany being gay lovers for no reason

[river oriole]

[elder pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1466115307289575476/1486775958689288282/togif.gif

[elder pawn]

Hetalia maybe idk

i’ve heard of the premise before

[high briar]

Let me search this

Holy shit youre right

[elder pawn]

Knew it

[high briar]

There's a gif of germany guy kissing italy guy

[swift trellis]

The World at War (1973)

[bright ember]

Hetalia fans are fucking insufferable

[bright ember]

Dw Bagel Boy has the cure to it

[swift trellis]

That image does a lot of heavy lifting for you, still, it seems

[elder pawn]

Super cancer

[swift trellis]

Yeah that's pretty much all that is expected of you

I like that the less fortunate get a role to play

[swift trellis]

🙂

[swift trellis]

🙂

[elder pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/gng-shi-gif-1984207081811554260

[remote sapphire]

scion 😭😭

[elder pawn]

Organism😭😭😭

[lyric fog]

half sword is gone

[elder pawn]

i ate it

[lyric fog]

they left it to rot 🥀

you ate rotting half sword

if next update isnt full sword

WE have no hope

[teal narwhal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1486959078365335693/MedalTVHalfSword20260326235411143-tr-edit-ezgif.com-speed.gif

[pearl coral]

hi

[teal narwhal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1479654084037316749/MedalTVHalfSword20260306203215382-tr-edit-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter_1.gif

[fleet imp]

hi (slowed + reverb

[pearl coral]

https://tenor.com/view/poleaxe-knight-medieval-duel-owned-gif-24694730

[teal narwhal]

hi (sped up)

[fleet imp]

hi (daycore)

[teal narwhal]

hi (nightcore)

[waxen heart]

Hi (phonk)

[teal narwhal]

hi (remix)

[waxen heart]

hi (remastered)

[teal narwhal]

hi (free beat)

[waxen heart]

Hi (HD)

[teal narwhal]

hi (4d audio)

[pearl coral]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-flips-off-camera-gif-10373591999566497745

[waxen heart]

hi (2d)

[waxen heart]

Hi sam

[pearl coral]

im soon to order a doublet since i just put in my order for my helmet

[teal narwhal]

hi (unreleased)

[waxen heart]

Hi (prototype)

[teal narwhal]

hi (preview)

[waxen heart]

hi (the sequel)

[pearl coral]

you guys should do stand up comedy

[waxen heart]

Really ?

[pearl coral]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-gif-9791600234365446047

[indigo hare]

https://tenor.com/view/jerry-meme-tom-and-jerry-meme-jerry-points-get-a-load-of-this-guy-this-guy-gif-11384860625931393733

[teal narwhal]

hi (promo)

[pearl coral]

ive been having trouble deciding the colorscheme of my arming garments

[teal narwhal]

green

[indigo hare]

Black with red flames and a skull

And blood

[pearl coral]

the working prototype is burgundy, white, and green

and then for my legs i'm just going to wear cream colored panzerhosen because its easy

[teal narwhal]

i personally have just been running all purple

[pearl coral]

dawg i mean in real life

[teal narwhal]

oh damn 😭

green is still an option

[pearl coral]

these streets don’t play cuh

[indigo hare]

I like your polehammer

[pearl coral]

pollax

[indigo hare]

Thats the hammerhead I use in halfsword

[pearl coral]

[indigo hare]

Ur a pollax

🖕

Sorry that was mean

[pearl coral]

wtf did they make the index finger more prominent?

[indigo hare]

Idk, here take a closer look

🖕

🖕

[pearl coral]

lmao

[indigo hare]

🖕

[pearl coral]

dude i found this facebook group where its just a bunch of people selling historical lanterns and cutlery and tents and chests and straw hats and i am fighting not to drop some money on random stuff

[indigo hare]

Really though your colors should be blue and yellow like your pfp

[indigo hare]

Thats pretty sweet, i dont blame you. You should do that and decorate your room to be entirely medieval

Even the bed

Get some hay

[pearl coral]

there's this one guy who sells custom banners for like 80 bucks a pop

[indigo hare]

If he’ll make you your own custom one for $80 I’d probably take that

[pearl coral]

would probably be this design

[pearl coral]

ts so peak

[vast merlin]

Your majesty

[stable wren]

You hema too hard

Time to retire

[solid cloak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1001549297252319282/1368658956032933979/togif.gif

[zenith hearth]

I like how detailed the physics are in this game

[nova path]

im almost finsihed with the whole gameeee

ahhhhhh

i just need the head,shoes anhd shoulders

and*

[nova path]

also mb gang im tryna rank up to get vc privlages quq

how was your guys day?

[oak olive]

ofc uncle used facebook

[gloomy urchin]

love is easiest shit to write poem about change my mind

[nova path]

Rock

I am bald, I dry easily, I never lose, I stay still during a storm, I'm everywhere, even in games

Fire poem 🗣

[gloomy urchin]

arent poems supposed to rhyme

[worn egret]

can someone solve this for me

[sage steeple]

bye guys

☹️ 👍

[gusty lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/headache-gmod-gif-23234792

[oak olive]

13

[zenith hearth]

DUDE.

[high briar]

It’s mindblowing that he dies that early in the story

[plain sorrel]

its in the answer

uhh

the answer is in the question

[zenith hearth]

it was so sudden too

[high briar]

I could spoil it to you more

If you want

[zenith hearth]

don't
This is my first playthrough

[high briar]

How about who dies and stays alive

[zenith hearth]

no

[high briar]

Ok

[plain sorrel]

we simplify by adding zeros

apply the distributive property

then we

multiply 3 by 3

multiply by 7 by 3

[oak olive]

I cried when this happened

[high briar]

Are you a bat man or a Batpigman or a Pigbatman or a Moistcritical

[plain sorrel]

a what

anyways

move all terms containing this thing to the left side of the inequality

[high briar]

Ok Jack as

[plain sorrel]

subtract 9 from both sides of the inequality

[idle crest]

You know comp isn't being played when there's a Hammond in the lobby.

[plain sorrel]

combine the opposite terms in this

subtract 9 from 9

subtract 7 from 0

[gloomy urchin]

WOW

THATS LIKE

[plain sorrel]

now try getting the answer

[high briar]

Ok Jack as

[plain sorrel]

a

[high briar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/768719134086529048/1140517545426817034/togif.gif

[oak olive]

ok jack as

[plain sorrel]

samurai jack mentioned

[high briar]

Jack = samurai JACK
as = Adult swim

[plain sorrel]

yes

[gloomy urchin]

SO MEAN

meow meow meow is my internet down

[plain sorrel]

goodbye

[gloomy urchin]

vro i cant tell if my fucking internet is down because i keep seeing messages but cant send them

ok there we go

[plain sorrel]

pft

somebody tried posting a invite

[gloomy urchin]

what ru trying to solve

[plain sorrel]

9x - 7i > 3 (3x - 7u)

[gloomy urchin]

7u?

[plain sorrel]

what

[gloomy urchin]

how can one solve 4 unknowns

3 nvrm

[plain sorrel]

i think the answer is

[gloomy urchin]

i is sqrt(-1) but wtf is u

[oak olive]

samurai jack is nickelodeon

[plain sorrel]

no cartoon network dum

[oak olive]

um no

[plain sorrel]

cn

[oak olive]

it literally says nickelodeon stop being a jackass

[plain sorrel]

samurai jack mentioned

[plain sorrel]

idk man

[oak olive]

https://tenor.com/view/mamaleek-wharf-rats-in-the-moonlight-trucker-cargo-night-trucking-gif-6664793557012242002

[waxen heart]

Hey guys

How is everyone

[plain sorrel]

we dont know

[gloomy urchin]

9x - 7i > 3 (3x - 7u)
9x - 7i > 9x - 21u | -9x from both sides
-7i > -21u
7i< 21u | div by 7
i < 3u

how can a number be less than imaginary number

if i is 90 degress on a numerical line what could be considered less

than i

[plain sorrel]

peanut jar

[worn egret]

Y-You don't mean that, BAKA...!

https://tenor.com/fqkVNMEpMGk.gif

[plain sorrel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1233815008639713355/1470242294182580369/twitter_2020625435210473521.gif

[gloomy urchin]

...oh

yeah you got me

[plain sorrel]

those who knower

[vale cloak]

this was comp

im doing drives

[gloomy urchin]

purr

yawn

[zenith hearth]

in chapter 4 now, this is honestly insane

[gloomy urchin]

someone tell moistclitikal that shes mean

there aint much to talk about is there

[idle crest]

Never done a comp game where Hammond wasn't banned instantly lol

[vale cloak]

yeah it happens a lot and i try but sometimes hog bans ana or zarya or something and he gets thru

[high briar]

12th generation of cat (This mf if 1.5 years old and still small) Somehow these strays bred them all to have dwarfism

[zenith hearth]

I MEANT TO GIVE IT TO THEM

[tight breach]

I made a trailer for my vintage story sderver

i cnnot post it here as it breks the rules

[plain sorrel]

Arthur martgin: eeehhh potato potato you get my point savvy?

[swift trellis]

Why are you dressed like Calvin Candie

[blissful night]

Well that's the thing, inequations are not possible in ℂ

[high briar]

Make a honeypot channel pls

[worn egret]

Bro genuinely wtf is with these porn bots I'm seeing so many of them

[high briar]

That's why we need a honeypot channel

Which autobans them

[hardy mirage]

they tried that before, but i don't think they gave perms for images to everyone in there so it wouldn't catch half of them

[high briar]

No just ban anyone who types in there

[hardy mirage]

many of the bots and hacked people don't send in channels where they don't have image or embed perms

[high briar]

Server will have @everyon perms on (talk send embed and stuff)

[zenith hearth]

For "Disturbing the peace" btw (running and bumping into someone and a random witness ran towards a nearby lawman)
I hate witnesses

fuck i messed up again

[reef mason]

are the devs dead or smth? 😭

[drowsy finch]

You should have used your firearm to deescalate the situation!

[vale cloak]

they took ur $30 and ran for the hills

[zenith hearth]

I already had a 300 bounty there was no other way out

[vale cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/loot-loot-loot-gif-17171206971444322901

[reef mason]

no but like genuinely why the radio silence

[zenith hearth]

found this house do I go into it

[plain sorrel]

ist unlocks a

i think cutscene

wait

[zenith hearth]

what is the cutscene

[plain sorrel]

is that from the

[plain sorrel]

hold up

[plain sorrel]

i think thats sawbone clearing

whats your map

[plain sorrel]

yep it is

[plain sorrel]

thats in the last mission of money lending and other sins

spoilers: ||in chapter 6||

[zenith hearth]

isnt that mission chapter 2

[plain sorrel]

no

[zenith hearth]

huh ok

[plain sorrel]

it ends at vii

[zenith hearth]

ok

in chapter 4 rn

[blazing heath]

money lending and other sins is a series of missions that go from chapter 2 to chapter 6

[agile helm]

is it that set of missions

[blazing heath]

if by that you mean collecting debts from debtors yeah

its kind of in the name

[agile helm]

are you telling me that it’s about collecting debts from debtors?

[zenith hearth]

I feel like it's going to be all downhill from here

[restive trench]

no it's about robing banks and flying jets

its clearly in the name

[agile helm]

we got debbie downer here

[plain sorrel]

dude

i promise

[finite ridge]

dont listen to burg

[plain sorrel]

you gonna go to tahiti at the end of chapter 4

trust me

[finite ridge]

tahiti is in chapter 13 wdym

[plain sorrel]

no

chapter 4

[zenith hearth]

don't get my hopes up
also dutch hasn't ONCE mentioned tahiti at all so far

[plain sorrel]

trust me dude

[finite ridge]

yea thats because tahiti is in chapter 6

you go to tahiti and farm mangos with dutch

[restive trench]

Tahiti is actually to the left across the bridge next to the stable

[plain sorrel]

stable to what

[oak timber]

spoilers brah

[plain sorrel]

we dont have spoilers

[restive trench]

🐴 🛖

[zenith hearth]

Nevermind he literally just now mentioned it lmao

[hollow crow]

why did the devs rugpull

dead ah game

[hybrid granite]

@lavish blade i have put a human through so much suffering that he still feels pain even after disconnecting his head from his body and for some reason the pain he feels generates electricity which can be used to power things. this is noted as an alternative to making electricity from blood

people playground is kinda fun

[plain sorrel]

will this work

[hybrid granite]

dont do this please

[plain sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/lois-griffin-family-guy-lois-electrocuted-electric-shock-gif-4786312605285785073

[hybrid granite]

dont cause suffering unless it does something good (in ppg)

[plain sorrel]

no

[plain sorrel]

hes dead now

[hybrid granite]

also this dude is dead but his pain still generates electricity

[plain sorrel]

i am going a good deed

this guy killed children

[hybrid granite]

it might be cause i mixed coagulation serum, life syringe, blood, nitroglycerine, mending syringe and water breathing syringe

then pumped his body full of it

idk that might be how thats still working

[lavish blade]

i created a gutterman in ppg

[plain sorrel]

is this deserved

or he shall be spared

[lavish blade]

yes

also where your jouster

[plain sorrel]

next day

[hybrid granite]

this machine isnt effective enough i need to create more powerful things

[plain sorrel]

his other crime is calling schreibers frauds

is his punishment deserved

[thin island]

Destroy his every particle

RIP AWAY THE BOSONS

[plain sorrel]

alright

[thin island]

PULL OUT THE GOD PARTICLES

[plain sorrel]

punishment activating in three two one

[thin island]

ELIMINATE EVERY SINGLE PART OF HIM

NO PART OF HIM DESERVES TO EXIST ANYMORE

[thin island]

Not enough

Nuclear bomb should be almost there

Though

This is close enough

[plain sorrel]

@lavish blade do you have automatic limb repositioning

[lavish blade]

no

[high briar]

My game development progress (It'll be a psychology game about making progress and leaving your past mistakes where it shouldve been) For now it just looks like an ugly racing simulator

What should i add

[plain sorrel]

add a monster that chases you

[high briar]

Good idea

Ill add it later

[reef mason]

seriously have the devs just disappeared?

[gloomy urchin]

holy shit

[plain sorrel]

it then disappears once you run enough

[vast merlin]

Wait i know those character

[warm pebble]

Honestly, if you wanna go with the psycological aspect, ambiance is the thing. You could Honestly start with this normal plate and teleport into the actual game

Like idk, white flash with the character falling on the ground in their house

[gloomy urchin]

they r very old

[high briar]

It's not meant to be a psychological horror game

[wind geode]

YES

[plain sorrel]

what

[high briar]

But the white flash idea seems good

[warm pebble]

Oh, not an horor game, you should feel bad during the begining, "falling" can be a sign of psychological disorders like insomnia and such

[plain sorrel]

what does this helmet look a like

[lavish blade]

no clue

[plain sorrel]

its a roman helmet

[zenith hearth]

this game bro

[plain sorrel]

what do you think

very easy to put on armor kit

can stop lance with kastenbrust

[lavish blade]

if you wanna win the joust you might wanna consider strapping on the armor

[gloomy urchin]

HOW

HOW IS THAT 96%????????????

[plain sorrel]

the horse doesnt run that fast

[lavish blade]

mine runs pretty fast

[high briar]

Check this system out

[frank citrus]

W

[hybrid granite]

i would try to join this jousting stuff but i can only make strange ways of generating electricity through suffering or using bodily fluids for it

i suck at making any other contraptions

[hybrid granite]

make falling give a huge penalty, like losing motivation after a loss

[gloomy urchin]

meow

[gloomy urchin]

you can make it full screen if you check "ignoreguiinset" for screengui iirc

[weak vortex]

Devs still working?

I bet if we had some good communication from the devs, the projects reputation wouldn't tank

[high briar]

Thanks uncler it looks so much better

[gloomy urchin]

i know more shit than an average popular roblox game developer but never released a single game because i keep overthinking simple stuff

what do you call this

[frail geode]

I recommended the game 2 days ago on steam in my review

[weak vortex]

That's nice, i also made my review positive

[frail geode]

I don't know how long our journey will be for a new update, but when that time comes we all will be very happy

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-happy-jumping-gif-26555219

[wide linden]

Hey, so, I've been thinking
The presence of blood in the battlefield is still loaded in some capacity, as it causes a visible reduction in fps after 6 or 7 free mode carnages with 5 or so ppl
I was wondering, couldn't a possible optimization be making a "paint" layer and between rounds merge them? This way the blood wouldn't be an entity but a texture instead?
idk about coding, just throwing stuff at the wall

So it'd be a temporary file or something, instead of weighing on ram

[frail geode]

https://tenor.com/view/9dans-dans-9oyun-oyun-oynamak-gif-17742596816703452078

[raven mason]

nephweister

[frail geode]

im not german

translate

[raven mason]

uhm

gibberish

[frail geode]

https://tenor.com/view/jim-carrey-liar-liar-funny-gibberish-blah-gif-12443056

[swift carbon]

Why is this so funny I’m dying😭

[wanton portal]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DXB6hGdCWwB/?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==

[frail geode]

is mammoth still a banned word?

it's not

[frail geode]

Luigi

https://tenor.com/view/mario-and-luigi-gif-14843064752185762129

[high briar]

What do i add here

[indigo hare]

Im not sure what youre making

[high briar]

Game about motivation

[hybrid granite]

moai is bannerpage a good mod? for warband ofcourse

[indigo hare]

Okay what kind of game is it exactly? Like what are you tryna add

[high briar]

Look at that empty road

I need ideas

[indigo hare]

Ive never actually tried it. The wonderful thing about warband being, you can change entire mod packs with the click of a mouse lol worth a try. As much as I love the games though, vanilla is usually kinda mid. Theyre awesome game engines to play overhauls on though

Sort of like Skyrim and fallout lol games themselves are mid but not bad. But with mods, can be awesome

I think bannerpage is a “vanilla” mod

[hybrid granite]

i like warband more than skyrim and fallout in terms of modding cause warbands modding is so simple and easy but on the other hand in skyrim or fallout 1 mod does something wrong and then you're troubleshooting for 2 hours to find out what mod did it

[indigo hare]

True. I was surprised when bannerlord modding turned out to be what it was and not like one module at a time like warband and the original

[hybrid granite]

vanilla+

[indigo hare]

I’ll say, for bannerlord I’ll only play vanilla with the Bannerkings mod that adds a ton of stuff. Vanilla+ could be good

[hybrid granite]

i wanna make my own warband modpack cause every modpack i use is just missing a few things that i want

but idk how to do that

[indigo hare]

Yeah you gotta like full on edit the mod with different programs that idk the name of or how to use, but it’s unfortunately not as simple as just taking parts from one and putting it to the other

But like assets, text, coding, all need to be messed with to do that

[hybrid granite]

i tried to edit a bannerlord mod after the creator gave me permission and i was just doing random shit for a few hours cause i didnt know how to change this one thing that i wanted to edit

i tried to follow tutorials but they got me nowhere

[indigo hare]

Yeah it’s all too complicated for me lol ive tried to mess with stuff in Skyrim before with models and body types to get them to work together n shit and even that made me feel stupid

[hybrid granite]

i know something about coding and stuff but i still get confused, shoutout to modders idk how they do that

also that feudal japan mod you talked about yesterday is that gekokujo?

[indigo hare]

Mf’s keep games a live. Game devs need to recognize that shit and adjust for it to make it easier or something

[indigo hare]

Yeah!

The predecessor to shukoho for bannerlord

It’s peak

[hybrid granite]

i played a bunch of bannerlord but i always rushed to become a vassal or start my own kingdom and never enjoyed the game so i got bored frequently cause thats what the entire game felt like, but after playing warband i see mount and blade differently now

its genuinely such a great game i've never played one that brings me the same experience

[indigo hare]

Yeah unless you wanna steamroll you should try to take your time, even RP a bit if you have to lol
I have a save at day 3500 and just got my first castle to become a lord

[hybrid granite]

i've been thinking of getting bannerlord actually now cause i havent been playing legitimately

probably by summer sale

[indigo hare]

It’s really an upgrade from warband in every way honestly. I have thousands of hours in warband but since I picked up bannerlord ive never gone back

Well, I tried going back once but it didn’t hit the same

[hybrid granite]

i love warband so much i really wanna go back to bannerlord and play it like i play warband rn

but no money

i have money actually its just that its going for my gpu

i got 100 euros saved

[indigo hare]

Better use of your money anyway! Summer sale itll probably be discounted, at least

[twin abyss]

Is Halfsword EA tomorrow?

[indigo hare]

Because I would never recommend PIRACY because PIRACY is bad

And you should never go PIRATE bannerlord

[hybrid granite]

no its still in playtest

[hybrid granite]

im trying to turn away from piracy cause i want modding and such to be easier and cause i have money

[indigo hare]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[hybrid granite]

used to do it a lot cause i didnt wanna buy games now i do

[indigo hare]

Piracy is acceptable if there is no way to purchase something, imo. Like if you look at a lot of stuff coming out of Japan, it’s difficult to buy it outside from there, for no reason. They just make it difficult to access. So piracy it is. What other choice is there lol

But if you can afford it and just don’t want to buy it

Well, ur a loser

I was one a lot of times when I was younger

[hybrid granite]

also the reason i dont pirate bannerlord is cause its not the latest version and i have to dig through old mod file archives to find ones for this specific version

okey enough of piracy talk i wanna talk about mount and blade now

[indigo hare]

Mountain blade

[frail geode]

Oh so I can pirate theme park world from ea now

[hybrid granite]

is the feudal japan mod simillar to how viking conquest is?

[indigo hare]

I actually never played Viking conquest

But what I can say, is the Japan one is definitely one of the, if not the top overhaul for warband

I also really loved sword of fire and ice for game of thrones, the Warhammer mod, and sword of domacles

[stable wren]

Oh jeez

[hybrid granite]

looks cool

[stable wren]

I didn't know this was generd geek city

[hybrid granite]

does it have any hunting mechanics?

[waxen heart]

It kinda looks like scott the creator of fnaf made this

[pearl coral]

blacksmith says 220 euros for two knee plates literally just knee plates

Bro What

[river oriole]

Bannerlord is weird to me

[weary tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/mahk-bannerlord-battania-gif-22962894

[river oriole]

It's so half baked in so many ways

[weary tinsel]

still waiting....

[hybrid granite]

the only thing i dont like about warband and bannerlord is that great helms give like 60 armor to your head while a better helmet gives you like 45

[waxen heart]

Either this is a very buff player character or just joined a battle for the first time

[waxen heart]

London

[weary tinsel]

I wanna explore all this

[waxen heart]

This is so beautiful i cant believe this is not real life

Sneakers o toole but something is different

[waxen heart]

Siege

[hybrid granite]

this will be half sword in 2015

[waxen heart]

More like in 2005

[weary tinsel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1244237662072868935/1249465482856370197/Cavalry_smash_-_Trim.mp4?ex=69ddffa9&is=69dcae29&hm=37e0591e4aa321338f71dc0d787c1619493b89ea1f103325d1bf5a93b7895cdd&

[waxen heart]

Half sword if it was a triple a game: "okay willie you must focus to take down the evil baron you must also clear outpost and fort and town to help the people and join the rebel cuase."
"A sword hm could be useful i guess you could say this is a half sword."

[hybrid granite]

"willie we need you to clear the barons fortress, here take this weapon"
"seriously? half a sword?? a half sword?? im not gonna draw blood with this!"

[waxen heart]

"Woah so many people fighting eachother guess this is a carnage."

[hybrid granite]

"no willie, its a riot"

[pearl coral]

great helms not dat good

[waxen heart]

I know the intro will be like this: young willie running around the village as his mother calls for him for dinner as he is moment going inside baron and his army comes in and burns the village to the ground and kills the villagers and willie family as later as young willie who ran away comes back to the village just to see his mom and dad dead as he yells "WHYYYYY!!"

And then it skips to either 10 years later

[hardy mirage]

"Willie. Focus on your opponent. See how he's swinging? Maneuver your arms with the Left Click to block his attack and counterattack."
"What's a left click?"
"You'll understand later."

[waxen heart]

"Hm a crossbow could be useful..."

[hardy mirage]

"This thing is enormous! I guess that's why they call it a LongSword..."

[waxen heart]

"Muahahahah foolish willie it is i the peasent boss and you walked right into my trap the baron will sure give me alot of gold and honor if he hears that your dead !"

[hardy mirage]

"This guy's seriously bad news..."

and he'll be voiced by chris pratt

[hybrid granite]

then the tavernkeeper enters the room and stands behind willie to encourage him to keep fighting and then he suddenly strikes the peasant boss leading to his death then willie says...

"wow, that guy was merely on a peasant tier"

[waxen heart]

Also insert a minimap a health bar and other doohickys shit

[hardy mirage]

and a stamina bar

"A shield? I bet I can block all sorts of attacks with this thing!"

[waxen heart]

"Jeez im tired i sure i need a rest... hm maybe i should go to the tavern yeah ! Thats where my best pal is working the tavernkeeper i hope he got the best ale on the house !"

[hybrid granite]

then while willie sleeps he suddenly wakes up cause hes paranoid and sees the seer ominously writing in his book in the corner, which then he talks aobut the abyss and willie drinks the poison, sending him to the world of the undead where he has to fight the peasant boss as a revenant

[hybrid granite]

genuinely bro i have a helmet thats literally a hat with a mail coif under and it has 30 armor while a sallet has 24

[hardy mirage]

"That'll be two pfennings, Willie."
"What? Two pfennings?!"
"You didn't expect it to be free, did you? Pfennings don't grow on trees, y'know."
"Oh gee... You don't have, like, an Errand I can do... do you?"
"As a matter of fact, I do. How do you fare with barrels?"

[waxen heart]

"Quite well actually it wont be that HARD it will be a piece of cake ! Right ?"

[pearl coral]

alright thats rough

[hardy mirage]

and then a cutscene of Willie trying to destroy the barrel with punches and kicks, ultimately ending up with him sprawled out on the ground beaten and bruised

then the strength mechanic is introduced

[compact palm]

@fathom goblet

[waxen heart]

"Hm... i need to get stronger to break those barrel but... how ?."

[hardy mirage]

then the guy in the black chaperon goes into the cellar, sees willie, and speaks up
"Having a little trouble there, friend? Seems like you need to build your Strength. Ever tried to Spar? I've got some eager Mercenaries round back that you can Train with."

[waxen heart]

"Hm how much does it cost ?."

[pearl coral]

this is the second time i've been in the chat today where A Lithuanian Named John has been perpetuating one joke for half an hour

[hardy mirage]

to be fair, I'm contributing

[pearl coral]

i've a BONE to FUCKING!!!!!!!!!!!! PICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[waxen heart]

Kurwa

[pearl coral]

i know but you werent last time so im blaming him

[hardy mirage]

fair enough

[waxen heart]

Sorry

[pearl coral]

lol

[waxen heart]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-watchu-mean-flight-gif-8854434135996491175

[pearl coral]

Ppreciate you speed!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1464752817502814240/1491976496540156034/togif.gif

[waxen heart]

Opposite day

[hybrid granite]

https://tenor.com/view/are-you-sure-omniman-invincible-meme-gif-14970603868221209304

[pearl coral]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-truth-nuke-walter-white-true-breaking-bad-truth-nuke-breaking-bad-true-gif-2370094217877194192

[hardy mirage]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086042938053754961/1489473084233613373/togif-22.gif

[frail geode]

Tuco

https://tenor.com/view/tight-tight-gif-6396435647108975705

[drifting stirrup]

https://youtu.be/QDtumuBZgIs?si=I6zID6peMwAEwfC_

Milhouse went off the deep end wtf

[sinful loom]

Twitter wtf
Tw: semi nsfw ig? Its a spermcell

[sonic python]

true