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30 minutes to get up to baltimore and 2 hours to get back
i went to DC for the first time when i was on it
far to heavy
but if i can hit someone with that poleaxe i would send them to oblivion
i saw the lincoln memorial and the washington momunent plus some other stuff
i was there on like a sidequest
Dude made a pickaxe😭
i made it
i made it
in gilded so 5.8 kg
poleaxe or a mace
a long pole
i am suprised
it is an incredible weapon
just... broke him
you made a big mace or a big poleaxe ?
it's good against armor
i wish there was a maul instead, like a big sledge hammer in the game
or i wish they would give me my greatswords back
thiefs
the glitch can't be made to make a bigger sword or myself was never able too
i'd need this
but i can't make it work
too dumb
oh and dont take the long maces in the abyss, if you gotta go there take a sword cause the gravity in the abyss seem weird and the long mace doesn't exaclty react well
js manually save edit
what you use for that ?
Unreal Engine .sav editor
drop your gameprogress.sav file here
yea okay like the other one i used to make my character taller lo l
but never though icould change thing other that that tnh
tbh
could i make an actual greatsword ? need longer blade
tung tung
Dude dc sucks dick and balls
I can’t stand driving to it or being there 😭
Genuinely terrible place to drive in
No I like walking around
I’m talking strictly driving
no its okay
if you drive
while sleeping
youll fit in with the rest of the drivers in dc
and just get to your destination seemlessly
i went to alexandria to visit a new climbing gym cus it was apparently better than the one i go to
it was lowk
then i tried jollibee
was heavenly 😩
then we went to dc after
yap
takes one to know one or smth
Holy Yap yes
Guys what if
Violent Patrick death, idk if I like that because I like Patrick
Y’all play blades and sorcery
farts and sorcery
Its a mix of md drivers, virginia drivers and lobotomites
Nobody is following ANY traffic law
did I hear someone say vagina!
No!
RELISH DOLLAR ????
I bruised both my knees and it's mamaleeks fault
lobotomites, lobotomites, and lobotomites?
traffic law?
you speakin spanish boy?
I’ve almost been hit by like 30 cars
sounds like a lowball
i just tried to scratch my face forgetting i was holding FUCKING SANDPAPER
THIS IS AGONY
You will never believe what happened to me in rdo
killed by cheaters
the opposite
risen from the death by cehaters
a modder went to my camp morphed as an armadillo and gave me a chest full of 2600$ and 29 gold bars then morphed into Jack and disappeared
all while random passerby npcs kept witnessing dead bodies and I had to kill the witnesses before they reported which led to more witnesses and I eventually died but I still became rich
idk how rockstar is moderating RDO but I know from GTA 5 they sometimes banned for getting alot of money randomly
yeah stuff like that is usually bait
hm
enjoy the money if you dont get banned though
hopefully that wasn't the case
probably not, seeing how much cheaters there are on RDO rockstar doesn't give a shit.
I also did leave the game afterwards and they probably wouldn't be able to track it unless I stayed
nah they can track whatever they want.
I was gonna say, pretty sure rockstar already started slacking hard on RDO like 3 years ago already
I can’t imagine they care anymore
I have a love hate relationship with gta v like most people
Did the game already release btw haven't checked in a while
Yeah gta 5 is out

in story mode my horse kept stealing my guns but in rdo they stay
probably one of the reasons why im fine with rdo
you mean gta 5 that released in like 2013?
No obviously i mean half sword
yeah like months ago in early access
oh shit fr? when did that drop?
Nice
around about 2 weeks ago
theres this really cool mechanic where you can change characters
do we have a full list of everything coming out this year because every year it feels like a lot happens but I can never track what
Got a source for that info? Sounds pretty fake
It was from a reddit post
I believe you with all my heart
Reddit is literally never wrong
About anything
EVER
trust me the fourth slot is gonna be lamar
no its actually gonna be me
👍
ok
im sorry it was meant to be a joke
i mean im still alive but its four in the morning and im still in agonising pain from the sandpaper incident so im gonna sleep and probably wake up at 3 in the afternoon
the sandpaper incident?
i tried scratching my face forgetting i was holding sandpaper
and it is the most painful thing ive done all week
damn
hope you heal
Fat spy
its not even an injury really its just a constant really bad itch
Video evidence
hhhmmgmgggg
not sure why 4 npcs with aimbot kept attacking me when I was wanted but still got a ton of money :)
Mf didnt realize he was holding SANDPAPER, that he was obviously actively using, and scratched his face to the point of pain hours later. He needs more than that healed, he needs to not be allowed near sandpaper again
I still don't see the point in Gold in RDR Online
I will plaster everything this man owns in sandpaper, even his children
second currency to buy fancier items or have as alternative to money or to purchase licenses which unlock game branches like trading and bounty hunting. it can be earned little by little and also bought with real money
I shitted
I know what it is
I just don't see the point in it
me neither
I guess to gain profit
man i havent played ts in a MINUTE
I suppose so. 
🤫
Everyone must know
Say something mean to me
Fuck you and your entire bloodline
Bіtch
Thnx I wanted to use that gif
No problem 
awesome
stolen
thanks

249 kills in one go, no dying yimpee
did i cook
Praying for the next half sword update, I know its gonna be peak
he blowed up
I'm making a joust tourney since chrome's ended in a result that i dont like
huh
Your knight "won" and i dont like that 😡
@lavish blade Which side do you want your knight to be
I will oppose him 😡
left
but im not betting shit until u show me both knights
chinese
dude the chinese didn't have knights i think
they had
which hanna barbera superhero + critter duo has the most aura
Spaceghost
i’ve actually been reading the 2024 space ghost series lately
Is his talk show canon
no 
every iteration changes his character entirely
the 2024 one his name is dax and he’s a scientist but there’s a different one where his name is thaddeus / tad (like in coast to coast) and he’s a vagrant or something
So it’s like Spider-Man
i want to watch harvey birdman lol im sure it pisses my dad off like space ghost coast to coast does
Harvey birdman was hilarious too!
i like that they make mightor the judge and it’s literally just him in a powdered wig
i also fw blue falcon’s design a whole lot. really all of them are surprisingly cool
when will half sword get its next update? I rlly want an update soon.. And PLS, GIVE US THE ABILITY TO CLIMB THE CART! EVERYONE NEEDS IT!
Wait and be patient and you will get what you want because if people stops being patient it will be a repeat of the half life subreddit and roblox on twitter.
oh what
english only fyi
fuckass discord its impossible to tell whehter you're editing or replying,,,
i will post an actual slur
You can do whatever you wanna do bud
grr
death threat
why is it global warming but my spring is getting fucking colder and colder each year
12th of april and its still negative temperature
yeah 2018 was 8 years ago
Can't believe 2077 in 2 years
Ong
I did more math bullshit
2017 was 15 years ago, feel old yet?
damn
other than the fact that whenever you're editing it does this
yeah that control does fucking suck
you swipe left and it replies but if you go just a litttle too far it edits
assuming you're replying to yourself
discord bans third party apps right
I didnt know that swiping left could edit your message only reply
so like you cant shrimply use their api and make your own wrapper
Chill they are cooking up smth good in the next update
hi chert
Hi its slmost 4 am i should go eep rn
silly silly silly
technically but in practice few things ever come of it
betterdiscord for example is super common even though it's technically against tos
hello hello hello
discord on linux is horrid and only good alternative is banned 🙏
holy gatekeepinng
Good night healf sweorders
i know people who've used betterdiscord on linux and been fine
they technically could ban you for it but in practice i dont think they actually give a shit
i think the rule is specifically there for clients that let you do shit like see hidden channels and override permissions
yes but then i cant freaking show my discord in here because mods will yell at me because they dont want to risk getting server getting wiped
how often are you showing your discord
never but still
me when I self admit to having third party software
😭
i want more optimized content
yeah there is 100% someone in here unemployed enough to report you
nuhuh we are talking about a possibility of using it
im blasted but i need that shit
can i beat the lord tourney with a naginata
uh huh
guys i get to see my gf tomorrow where should i take her for our anniversary
im thinking thai bc she loves spicy food
do you need me to show you that i dont have a custom discord
im not sure if she's ever actually been to a thai place before tho
I'm not gonna give you hard time but the way you phrased the original comment was very sus lol
discord are anal as fuck about self reports tbf
one time i jokingly said i was 6 and got smited for it
naginata
used it for a while but decided to give native discord a second attempt
if they force me to update entire system to update discord again because thats how linux works im losing my shit
from what ive seen from friends who used it betterdiscord does in fact seem like a better discord tbf
....what distro are you using
like genuinely just give me a fucking an electron wrapper for original website
linux is not that complicated dawg
arch!!
nvm thatll do it
atp that's your own fault though
you kinda signed up for it when you flashed a rolling release distro
naginata
is there a case where server was nuked for ts even
this server is community partnered
meaning if they don't enforce the discord tos and they don't fix it, then discord will absolutely nuke it
I've seen it happen before
but that was an extreme case
naginata
You only won because i lost
round two
he pierced my knee but i pierced him right in the neck
That would probably hurt i think maybe
His honse is smaller thats kinda unfair
You got a steed he got a donkey
he made his horse smaller not me
not my fault he doesn't have the groschen to afford a gorget and a bigger horse
Jousting aint for the poor 😂
do you play ppg
i'm crine bro he spent all his groschen on a bulletproof cuirass and neglected his neck 😭
no targe😂
donkey
he intentionally scaled down his horse
for what
no clue
i guess it's to get the more unprotected bits like the legs
he has a donkey
where you get horse
contraption
what contraption
js search up horse in contraptions
horse
Nice 👌
che mentioned????
Lets Work BRUH
yeah sometimes
easiest shit ever
hah
HOLY SHIT DUDE GOT STABBED IN THE FACE
rimworld vanilla players are fr telling me that this is better than simplifying gameplay with mods
"Make your base look like shit."
You slander me 😭
but still be in 1 room
I have enough pfennings for a targe now
spent all your groschen on a bulletproof cuirass
who will win Heinrich or Joachim
heinrich is left
joachim is irhgt
Joachim is better
alr lets see
btw join voice 1
im streaming
you're not watching
fine😔
heinrich
alr lets see
2000 denars on heinrich
round one nothing happened, the lances just got deflected
My money on joachim meyer
He gets off his horse and fights with sword
this
lets see who jot the most injured
heinrich got stabbed in the legs (thighs and calves), they're still functional, just bleeding out.
nvm wait
run it back wait i forgot to fix the armors of the combatants
fuck
round two part two
lets see who the actual winner is
they both died nvm that doesn't count
this is boring and doesn't count
Satan’s bum vs this guy
@hybrid granite @stable wren heinrich won
joachim lost
dude's thin ass targe got pierced
thicker targes are better
also btw why does your knight use a donkey instead of a horse
He paid the baron back
Why not
also why didn't u pay for a bevor
Use actual medival armory mod
forgot to repair their armor
no contraptions are cooler
But the modded armor actually works
so does my contraption
So do the shields!!
i can make shields
But the targe in that is cooler
i can make a cooler one
And there custom heraldry and tabards too
It does
I used it before
It sticks fine
The only helmet that was bugged was the kettle when it was used with a Fringed hood
And there is jousting armor
tabard i think
i did
round one: no one died
Yes very good
round two: lets see
rround two no one died
nvm round two doesn't count
forgot to phase link the lances
Albrecht must survive
round two:nothing again
pretty much same thing actually
round 3
STILL nothing somehow
the armor is too good
Lowest damage values in half sworsh
damage values are same
When will franz die
right now actually
the lance broke franz's neck
not by puncturing
Inspect him
but because of how rigid albrecht's armor is
Muhahaha
his targe made him too stiff
alr now i can test out ur shit
terrible knight that shall die due to negligence of bevor
lmao if franz's targe was less constricting he would've stabbed albrecht right in the visor
Noobus
that is a loong lance
Resize pls
lmao u made the horse bigger
no im just setting it up
alr who'll win
alright gng
Wait uncler
right
balright
good answer nephew
Bad choice
is half sword dead
wait why tf did u scale ur lance up
Idk
grr
Pls make it same size as el chromium lance king stuffs and longer and better and win
imma scale mine up
fine
gimme a sec im making some changes just realised i can make mine better
for eg helmet could be bulkier
i win
next time use a metal targe
actually technically you're still alive
alr
\rematch
it was a double, very boring
actually lemme try continuous
nvm doesn't change the bugged physics
alr rematch
round two
this time you win
kinda
Muhahaha
nvm you're fucking dead
No you only won because i lost
the blunt force trauma from the lance broke ur neck
your suit woudl prolly be better on foot tho
Do shooting tests muhahaha
Shoot guns at them
you put a fucking bulletproof shield on ur chest
even with modern technology u lost
Hey that's my larping armor dont you diss it 😡
minor layering issue
Hey
hi
Can you stab my guy with a regular sword and yours with excalibur
i know what the excalibur does bro
i'll do a sword test wait
nvm it just pierced ur armor
here's a tip: try making your helmet larger and bulkier
so lances can't penetrate
your helm
my helm
What happened
pierced his thin ass helmet
wooden targes can be pierced @high briar
I'm Fumes
this is why metal targes are better
oh yeah you can also attach metal beams to your arms to rigidify them at the cost of mobility
once the game is fully released and stable it's gonna fall to the modding community to chop shop together a functional multiplayer 👀
It will need the power of all the modlords combined
btw your type of armor is very outdated
use a more modern helmet
like the froghelm
instead of your super pierceable greathelm
doesn't even deflect blows
just takes them like a good boy
In the morning i saw a video of the coule spell book in use
Very coule
Have you seen it
How to even make helmets
Or armor
In ppg
Like how can you attach them to the people without decimating their likbs
phase link
what do you make it out of
A great haircut
🫡
Bro make a bot bait channel please
Tried already, didnt work out for whatever reason
Now they usually just go to #modders-guild-hall for the most part for some reason
Moai of easter theres also another thing going around iirc
They post a huge message called like look at my bio and if you open it up you just get hacked
How do I make a quote
Can't find the bot
Only if you join the discord in their bio
Goonrs see “cam girl server” cant resist urge, join, server grabs their token and makes them do shady shit then takes their account and spams allat
Hey easter
How did we get over 30 Nsf things already lmao
there’s so many bots
Guys,everyone picks their noses right?
It’s okay bro just say yes
Everyone does this when they’re alone
Idk why people can’t just admit that
What the fuck is this 😭
What the FUCK 😭
Hello rali!
he looks like a Wojak
Check this shit out yo!
truth
no creepers + regeneration
The fucking trench coat 😭
veroo hi veroo
Haha yess yeahhh
Whatsapp zilly
reddit mod final boss
Fuck you
I'm goooooooooooood veroo how are youuuuuuu
Hello raliralirali
STOP TALKING TO ME!! AHHHHHHH
Yooo !! 
im gooob
Getting my tax returns soon
evasion
guys can we mod the game to replace willy with kasane teto
possible
With WHO??
but no one is interested
kasane teto
I shouldn’t :(
ha, you silly adult with ur taxes
reminds me of this dude who made an epic montage of a burger he accidentally purchased with his business credit card
needed it to file his taxes
taxes are fucking stupid
ih, don't discuss politics in the halfsword reddit?
for real
Yo
funny knight game don't need this nonsense
Quick before the moderators show uo
i want a piece of cake
brother its a meme
I’m letting it slide this time
havent eaten cake in a while
not a tasteful one but a meme none the less
fuckin @spark quartz riot shield please
Did you genuinely just call upon moderation bc you don’t understand who I am?
So indifferent
You know it’s people like you that make this world a scary place😢
what is happening 💀
It’s okay it’s okay we’re past it now I understand your character
u r being rage baiten
I’m.. js not rage baiting?
they dont realize im too stupid for that
like actually im so dumb it kinda slides off like butter because i get confused
he js being a silly goober
lovelt
Veroo
silly
also hi silly
Bad
long time no be here i is
Why is the shortened version of Incorporated a banned word?
whaaat :(
petition to change that
we used to say it freely
Oh hey it is banned wth
1984
what is it because of uncle
Literally 1984
yes
i cant say the name of gorillaz most popular song cause of the brainrot filter
Its a long story that happened a while ago, idk why its still banned tbh
today we're gonna be talkin about the [redacted] and healthcare systems
cant say monsters incorporated in halfcord :(
It’s bc silly is an ass and he doesn’t like the word incorporated
Jk!
Yall know ass isn’t a bad word?
It’s just donkey
hey sizzly i got a question is moai and gorris still here
whilst the former may be true I have legit no control over the brainrot filter
Donkey ass
and captain misinfo]
Soo.. donkey donkey
i havent surfaced in a while and i miss my people
also a roosters other name
Bro cmon
Yeah they're here
theyre watching
nice, how you been by the way?
Well technically you’re right
same old shit
dealing with delinquents in chat
hen :clueless:
I used to be so active and now im never here i feel awful.now there's a bunch of NEW strange PEOPLE here who think im NORMAL
👀
a hen is a female chicken, a rooster is a male chicken
bros a chicken nerd 💀
interesting
???
bros a basic knowledge
i googled it
Don’t say it like that asswipe I’m not new here..
take ur meds stizz
i love my own delusional head cannon that peoplke enjoyed my company here
stop being rude its not funi
i remember seeing you in december with some other pfp
itz kinda funny
yeah it was ai generated, i hate ai so i fixed it with MS paint
i do not know if ive met u before today or nah but 90% chance i did
you absolutely did
nuh uh
in this day and age if u dont take meds ur not normal
I want to kill every single bug on planet earth
I want to murder all of the bugs and kill them
And burn them
Fuck the bugs I hate bugs
REAL bugs
i could say the FUNNIEST thing right now
The dumbass crawly ugly disgusting bugs
mobile halfsword real
Some kid probably fell for this😢
if it doesnt get u banned , sure
cheese
It’s like back then when they promised you could get Garry’s mod on iPhone
that was really funny thanks
you're welcome i used to be the emotional support bopthering jester
then some meanie with a yellow hat and cookies for brains and esoteric scribble came along
Oh my god you have one of them axolotl things?!
now HSG doesnt love me anymore
DARLING YOU"RE ALIVE!
That wasn’t funny
u wasnt funny
hagit em
im allowed to fixate on people you cannot stop me
Why would you address him like that
sorry
Mhmmm I’ve had him for 8 yearz
He’s pretty dope
😡😡😡😡😡
because he, gorris, silly, the bug person who i forgot the name of and captain misinfo are spoecial
and a few otehrs
@untold wraith notice me
Oh my god what the FUCK is that
they can detatch and then regrow their limbs
Holy shit I’m itchy now what is that thing
sometimes they just do it for funsies
man, i miss captain misinfo and that car person
sometimes they eat em
One burger from vegas please
car person?
Hello
It’s a cat
brewstew?
Chill out yo
omg hi yohn of Lithuania
Hello
a brewstew fan?
It is i
in this day and age
John lithuania
i got one of the plushies
literally a dude with the name of a car with a car pfp and hes really funny
Easty poo hi
how u
im goob
Heyo silly mod
Good to hear !
Hello John Lithuania
oi tell hsg i want a rat with a crown on the weapon smith table who you can give cheese by clicking on him
Why are yall acting like this?
Where’s the hostility today?
What the fuck is this bro??
his name was chevrolet something something
“Good to hear”????
We in Canada or what??
No BAD to hear
EVERYBODY start fighting
Nah
Eyes?
Everybody start hugging !
Feel joy !
Hello my blood related brother
Hello sir moai of easter
Mahjong is like fortnite
Thats an axoLOTTA TIME
AHAHHAHAHAHAGAHAHAHAHHAHAHWUQW
boooo
oh him he was awersome
brother this guy STINKS
Man what ever happen to gandalf
i need an elaboration of this
🍅 🍅 🍅 🍅 🍅 🍅 🍅
Yeah he’s FUCKING old as FUCK
idk but we need him back
No
Throw tomatoes at easter!!!!
Petition to get him back
He deserves to be tomatoed
he is here hes just busy witb life or something idk
Im going to turn you into a hamburger

ratburger
Dune reference
BURGER?
nah man tomatoes or so expensive in this time of year itd be a waste of money
Uh oh
Good thing im not named burger
plot twist easter is named burger
burge 💀
A photo i took on my handycam
Handycam, Youre so Eastern European. Dare I say, Lithuanian even
It it was black and white it would look like a black metal album cover
And without the date too
Veroo if you say something dumb I'm muting you forever
look im not that good at geography but isnt Lithuania central Europe
thats it bro im done for
dont even need to fact check that
No
Youre not good at geography!
yeaah.. right there
if u really think about, Lithuania is central Europe
u just gotta delete spain and france
and the uk
Looks like a album cover
This will be Lithuania in 2015
Holy light bro😭🥀
Yes
subtle glare effect
ive been playing so much assassins creed the first thing i thought of when i saw this was how to climb it 💔
this looks more like an album cover imo
probably just hold right click and space its pretty straight
On the church windows
yeH
Should i edit it
Like make it black and white
add that "parental advisory explicit content" sticker in the corner
yknow
maybe
make it bit smaller and don't make jt it toucj the conrnor
fire
Alright cool
You have been noticed
Heyo capn
Im a disgraceful red role again
Good to hear from ya
What's purple mean again
Boosting the server
Also it's be cool if I was gold but then I would be confused for s mod or some shit
I'd love a pink
But that's also taken I think
It is it seems
I don't think they do that kind of stuff for people
Not asking em to
How do I get this on iOS
Would just be big funni
im coding a basic rpg for an ap computer science project
if you and the enemy both block, you enter a bind, and have to wager half of one of your stats to try and bid for the other one to lose hp
what should happen if you both dodge
Thats cool sam
it was a question
you disengage from the bind
cause you both dodge out of range
you're not in a bind in this situation
just in the fight
oh
i initially thought a wrestling mechanic would be cool but idk the way i'd do that with a text based rpg
burger
Mt everest.
do you have a curved monitor
Ya
Im taking it on my phone because it takes forever to screenshot and exit the tab of minecraft whike it uses 12 gigabytes of ram
They are both now two turns away from eachother (dodged backwards at the same time)
Why not flat
“Half sword thank you….” Half sword?” “Because you were um… fighting in a half sword stance. “Oh yeah”
Family guy thank you
“Family guy?” “Because you were with your family, guy”
hi chert
this is the paladin class image
Hiii
@pearl coral doing another filming soon for a YouTube channel
Im driving to my friends house tomorrow to borrow his armour for it.
awesome !!!