general-catfish-🐱🐟

[sage steeple]

It is not realistic to be an emperor and it still takes you 6 months to befriend a courtier. Thes game has idiotic and frustrating restriction just for the sake of having restrictions.

[subtle rock]

learn to play smh

[sage steeple]

Like, how much of a lonely man one has to be to not have the ability to befriend someone and requiring years of training for that

[worldly vapor]

average pdx game player

[subtle rock]

maybe a little

[sage steeple]

learn how to smh

[subtle rock]

one thing ck3 does super well is the tutorial though

its awesome

[sage steeple]

Literally never went through the tutorial. Watched like 6 hours of guide.

[gloomy urchin]

rare footage of chat being alive

[subtle rock]

this might be why bro cant befriend courtiers

[sage steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/hmmmmmmm-hmmmmmm-hmmmm-hm-hmm-gif-2339932555530048784

[sage steeple]

You killed it

[gloomy urchin]

:((

[brave sorrel]

):

[sage steeple]

Paradox is trash, anyways

[subtle rock]

me when i lie

[worldly vapor]

fake news

[sage steeple]

propaganda

[gloomy urchin]

@sage steeple

[subtle rock]

eu5 needs a mission tree like eu4

great learning tool

[worldly vapor]

it has a tutorial mission

[sage steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/взгляд-2000-ярдов-война-war-soldier-gif-3632617944134077161

[worldly vapor]

but for gameplay nah missions are ass

[subtle rock]

that thing blows BADDDDD

[worldly vapor]

events >>> missions

[subtle rock]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1191157234261033150/1402045900876156948/togif.gif

[sage steeple]

Ck3 without mods is quite trash

[subtle rock]

me when i lie again

[unborn kayak]

i like eu5 but after playing one full game, i have 0 want to play again

[sage steeple]

https://giphy.com/gifs/rage-bait-nsb14-EKpfHIYPxXQr5tZ8rA

[subtle rock]

idk i like how eu4 had it
just kind of a guide to what im meant to be doing lol

[subtle rock]

then just never play one full game

[gloomy urchin]

worst ragebaiter of the server falls for 3/10 ragebait

[worldly vapor]

i dont like it becuz it railroads you too much in an order of visible things like a staircase

[unborn kayak]

thats what i usually do

[subtle rock]

how so

[unborn kayak]

i just wait till i mess up and restart

[worldly vapor]

its literally a step by step order of things to do

[subtle rock]

for like the first chunk

[worldly vapor]

its a mission tree

[gloomy urchin]

what game are you even talking about

[sage steeple]

I have already failed. I have had like 2 hours of sleep in last 35 hours.

[subtle rock]

bro the mission trees go like build an army - get allies - conquer the entire world and develop 1000 times

[gloomy urchin]

damn

[subtle rock]

insane jumps

[gloomy urchin]

have you tried sleeping

[subtle rock]

like as incas or sm you jump straight from poking people with sticks to sunset invasions lmfao

[sage steeple]

No

[gloomy urchin]

you shoul

its healthy

[sage steeple]

Sleep is not for @sage steeple

I'll go sleep now bey

bye

[gloomy urchin]

bye

[worldly vapor]

thats still buns

i would rather just play the game without it

[subtle rock]

you can

theyre completely optional lol

[worldly vapor]

so good theyre not in eu5

[subtle rock]

now that i think about it

theyre not optional

😟

[worldly vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/chud-chudjak-chud-coin-chuddy-gif-1488131658596312851

[subtle rock]

you have to do missions to trigger events

its kinda evil

getting locked out of important game changing event because you cant make one quadrillion ducats in 5 seconds

[gloomy urchin]

fox

hampter

[gloomy urchin]

GRAH!!!!

CLANKERS CANT BEAT A KNIGHT WITH A LONGBOW THAT SHOOTS EXPLODING ARROWS!!!

[pearl coral]

Oh i get it. Sunset because the sun sets in the west . And they come from the west bravo vince.

[gloomy urchin]

HES GOATED

[subtle rock]

Yeah but you can also sunset invade Asia

Which is odd

[gloomy urchin]

LOSERS!!!

ok this just proves that plate armor is op against rifles

[pearl coral]

we don’t know what any of this means man

[gloomy urchin]

a stupid tribal man with a plate armor and a longbow that shoots exploding arrows owned a cluster of clankers

[zenith hearth]

Don't understand why cowboys wore spurs since if they crouched it would stab them

[brave sorrel]

Maybe they liked it

[wanton portal]

Tiger Woods when he meets Lion Forest

[wanton portal]

horse control

also is that rdr online

or just rdr2

[zenith hearth]

rdr online
and yeah I know it was for horse control but it feels like that would just injure both the cowboy and the horse

[wanton portal]

most spurs are blunt

[zenith hearth]

good to know
but why wear them in the first place if your foot is also blunt

[gloomy urchin]

hmm

but my ideology bans harvesting

hmm

[vale cloak]

whats that, it looks like a cheap unity-engine ripoff of dwarf fortress but with modern day stuff

[gloomy urchin]

rimworld

[vale cloak]

ah

so i was right

[gloomy urchin]

it is unity tho lmao

[vale cloak]

besides the cheap part

overpriced af

[gloomy urchin]

yeah

mods are cool tho

dwarf fortress looks overcomplicated

[brave sorrel]

Imagine kicking someone in the nuts with spurs on

[vale cloak]

cowboys wore spurs because they where fashionable and made cool sounds when you walk around

or maybe they just put them on in the Spur of the moment

[zenith hearth]

well spurs are attached on the ankle not the front of the foot

[brave sorrel]

Where there's a will there's a way

[pearl coral]

you can see in this picture that he is crouching and it is not stabbing him

[gloomy urchin]

baby 2

[brave sorrel]

Scrumptious

[spark quartz]

Is that Stellaris?

[weak sundial]

rimworld

[gloomy urchin]

rimworld

[wanton portal]

worldrim

[quick torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/angine-de-poitrine-beer-gif-14929275115181553389

[gloomy urchin]

HOW

bruh

thats fair tho so it will a rare footage of me not save scumming

[zenith hearth]

I think I might've just accidentally done the mission that gives you TB

I didn't know but the guy just coughed on me and there's a whole cutscene of me on my horse leaving with tense music

Arthur might be cooked

[mystic marlin]

shut up

nothing bad ever happens to arthur

there is no such mission

[dim summit]

it's just a cold

[zenith hearth]

welp
its the mission

[mystic marlin]

no

[wanton portal]

https://youtu.be/fZfwaEA0ZQ8?si=NY6V7QsuUjR8djXO

[vast merlin]

is this brainwashing

[sour tendon]

Y'all know any twitch streamers that are live streaming half sword because I can't find them and I'm not trying to watch like the streams on the steam because I can't like chat in that

There's like one person that's streaming it but his screen is black and he looks a little bit too old

Nvm

[frosty warren]

I was playing half sword and it kept crashing I thought nun of it but then when I turned my pc off for the night and woke up in the morning ready to reach king or whatever rank it was my pc stopped turning on idk if it’s cuz of the game and because I was rotting in my chair playing it all day or something else

[zenith hearth]

why did it take me one huge gunfight to take my rdo character's honor from maximum to almost the lowest it can be

[gloomy urchin]

how tf do you learn how to aim with a gun by launching nukes

ah yes

[lavish blade]

WHAT THE FUCK

[bright ember]

Devs please make HS:EA playable on UHD graphics✌️😭

[gloomy urchin]

FUCK

[bright ember]

Me too bro

[gloomy urchin]

these fucking raiders brto

these 2 survivors will lay naked and bleed out for 2 hours

i aint finishing them

[hybrid granite]

this is rim world? or what other game is this

[gloomy urchin]

yes

rimworld

hehe i finally got high profiency guy

[hybrid granite]

ima try that game

0 tutorials time to go in blind

[gloomy urchin]

place farms place stockpiles at first day and thats about it

everything else comes through suffering and dying multiple times

[hybrid granite]

so farms

and stockpiles

then trial and error

[gloomy urchin]

yuh

game helps you all the time actually

in like explaining how everything works, HOW you deal with them is mostly on you

[hybrid granite]

uh this character is good right

the game made these for me

[gloomy urchin]

you'll probably die a lot either way so just go with whatever and learn what you need to deal with problems

[hybrid granite]

okay

[gloomy urchin]

hes good but not in 3 humans colony you'd probably need everyone to be useful in multiple criterias

actually nvrm he can cook

[formal portal]

https://tenor.com/view/jjba-jojo's-bizarre-adventure-jojo's-jotaro-joseph-gif-10516048699108885463

[bright ember]

Bro legit can't shoot for shit😭

[hybrid granite]

cant shoot but does everything else quite well i think

just uhh not firefighting, cleaning, crafting, social, hauling and mining

[bright ember]

He's not social or artistic either

[hybrid granite]

uhh well

i already started the game

[gloomy urchin]

my main chef died and now the secondary one cannot do shit

OH GOD WHAT DID I JUST UNLOCK

HOLY FUCK THATS A LOT OF MAGIC PATHS

INSANE MOD I FORGOT I HAD THAT

bro every single description sounds like that wizard war meme

[obsidian girder]

Put a shard in his ass and make him a ghoul, jogger + light passion in melee not too bad

[gloomy urchin]

ew interacting with anomaly dlc

ok im going with this it sounds cool asf plus fits the character

[obsidian girder]

inhumanisation, sleep suppressor and frenzy inducer go brrrrrrrrrrr

[gloomy urchin]

WAIT I CAN GO MULTIPLE

ok before i spend my last point do i need them to unlock abilities inside of paths

nvm im savescumming i didnt know chronopath is supposed to age the caster!!

consequences of magic in my game??

[gloomy urchin]

man i should've got title earlier

[gloomy urchin]

first raid with a guy that shoot firearms

easy asf except the fact that it was from 2 sides

[hybrid granite]

@gloomy urchin MY CAT IS DYING

HOW DO I HELP HIM

[gloomy urchin]

heal him??

[hybrid granite]

HOW

[gloomy urchin]

pick a guy with highest medic skill then right click at the cat and press prioritize tending

also you should set up priorities in work tab

[hybrid granite]

ok thanks

he might survive

[gloomy urchin]

also vro build walls around the stockpile cuz its gonna die otherwise

and allow them to use the food 😭

[hybrid granite]

my cat died noo

[gloomy urchin]

made my first beer!!

dang shits expensive

why are drugs a way to get rich literally anywhere

[gloomy urchin]

rip

my dog got eaten and i couldnt even funeral him cuz the fucker ate him whole

quick lesson: kill any predator near your home area no matter what

bruh

[hybrid granite]

This game is fun

[swift carbon]

Uhhh just don’t get sick

[hybrid granite]

Also my cat died cause

He fought a rat and the rat bit his tail off

[swift carbon]

My dog got smashed with a club by a raider and bled out

[hybrid granite]

I failed to notice the blood oozing from my cat cause i thought its from the rat

[gloomy urchin]

it is fun! just remember that its a story generator game so its expected that people will die and you need to learn how to cope with it

[hybrid granite]

Luke skywalker didnt load a quicksave when his family died

[gloomy urchin]

i will savescum whenever the death is too much impact for my colony or if its too stupid of a way to die

[gloomy urchin]

luke's family wasnt his only way to cook and construct and do medicine

[solid cloak]

the first raid i ever had, one singular tribal attempted to attack us, and before any of my pawns with weapons took up position, our cat had incapacitated the tribal SOMEHOW

[gloomy urchin]

ok clearly spending a whole ass day schizo talking about rimworld keeps the chat alive

[solid cloak]

the cat eventually died though, as after it healed from its wounds from the raid, it was wandering around unsupervised and got killed by a wild animal

[swift carbon]

Damn

[solid cloak]

i was going to imprison the tribal, but he recovered before i could repurpose a building into a prison, so i just ordered my inventor pawn with some third-rate rifle to bash the tribal over the head with it

[gloomy urchin]

why not just put the guy into your bedroom on the floor

wati no

dining room

[solid cloak]

i wasnt smart enough to think of that at the time

[gloomy urchin]

oh well happens to the best of us

look at my cool ass BASE

[brave sorrel]

I see no ass here

Ah.

[gloomy urchin]

i swear i typed base

im not dying for rule 4 or whatever am i

aint no fucking way

nvrm gg almost in solo

[wanton portal]

I made a thing

[pearl coral]

April 4th Be With You

[rancid reef]

so what would be the rules of sword fighting be if my opponent was a zombie

[worldly vapor]

[pearl coral]

there are no rules in sword fighting

[worldly vapor]

1. no eating brains

2. be fully clothed

[rancid reef]

well obviously no feinting

[worldly vapor]

why

[rancid reef]

bro

do you not have any brainsssssss!!!!!!!

[worldly vapor]

answer

[rancid reef]

why would they fall for anything

other than a trip

[worldly vapor]

reflexes

[rancid reef]

not half sword zombies

but true

[rancid reef]

y'all like my fit

[gloomy urchin]

i am like 1 season away from freedom...

[rancid reef]

we should make it to where if you get kicked or banned from this place part of the appeal is to play more abyss for a certain amount of hours

[gloomy urchin]

oh shit accidental pun lmao

guys is this enough food for winter

[rancid reef]

what's your population

[gloomy urchin]

6 colonists + 2 babies

[severe cape]

Not enough corn

[rancid reef]

if you can keep making some throughout then you should be chill

[gloomy urchin]

positive temperature winters are boring

real siberians can only live in +30 -30

[wanton portal]

siberians?

[gloomy urchin]

yes

[wanton portal]

whats that

[gloomy urchin]

people that live in siberia?

i got 2 new pets

absolutely no clue what to do with them i'll probably sell them at first chance

ok i savescummed again and im going to bed bye

[gaunt fjord]

where the updates at gang

[drowsy finch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1082129028753932331/1126584467637665802/caption.gif

[hybrid granite]

it'll release when its ready

[hoary oxide]

Training to be the best yendrek player in the world

[sage steeple]

it will release when I am ready

[brave sorrel]

Bro's the one who's running the show

[bright ember]

Actual fucking rags😭😭

This ragamuffin bro

[rancid reef]

the poo fit

[drowsy finch]

Heya friendos

[drowsy finch]

Nah you gotta get on that kalkstein pack

[rancid reef]

hey rali

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1268892437166821407/1445480086479569046/pass_the_power.gif

[hybrid granite]

is ai allowed to be used in #art-🎨

cause i saw a guy got a bunch of stars for like an ai image

[primal thorn]

they put a FUCKING BOILED EGG ON MY BURGER

[fierce hearth]

h

[lavish blade]

https://medal.tv/games/ultrakill/clips/mrynd86WTy1MLjNYX?invite=cr-MSxhcGQsNDI2NzUzNTE4&v=15

[drowsy finch]

Hey!! How’s things been treating ya?

[spark quartz]

my child

[slim pivot]

Anyone know what helmet is on the top left with the plume?🧐

[hybrid granite]

hmm

it looks very familliar

[scarlet creek]

Kawaii -w- ahh helmet

[slim pivot]

It’s got a similar shape to this, I’ll note this is in Bavaria in Germany

[hybrid granite]

i know what helmet this is but i dont remember the name

i've seen it countless of times

[scarlet creek]

I saw that

[hybrid granite]

it really reminds me of htis helmet

what period is the photo from @slim pivot

[slim pivot]

Mid to late 15th century

Its a religious painting though

[hybrid granite]

im clueless

i just cant remember the helmet name

[hoary oxide]

Fuck kalkestein. He sucks ass

[slim pivot]

Have you seen any physical examples?

[hybrid granite]

it kinda reminds me of this but its not that

[drowsy finch]

You just don’t understand him

He is PEAK

[hybrid granite]

however it might be this

[hazy egret]

this is some shit id find on a bandit in skyrim

[hoary oxide]

Yes I don't and that is why he sucks

Yendrek is much better

[slim pivot]

I don’t think it has a brim

[drowsy finch]

Yendrek doesn’t have a cool sword

Compared to kalkstein

[slim pivot]

Rich bandit

[hybrid granite]

to me it looks like it does

it seems like its the helmet and a bevor

[hoary oxide]

He has a cool axe tho

[hybrid granite]

hard to tell from the angle thoughj, i may be wrong

[slim pivot]

Yea I’m honestly just trying to find out if it’s a full helm or not

[hoary oxide]

Also kalkstein doesn't have funny special moves

[drowsy finch]

Ugh that’s pretty true too

[drowsy finch]

He does!! He’s got that thrust!!

[hoary oxide]

Can he do stuff like that?

[drowsy finch]

No, because he’s HONORABLE

And has a basket hilt iirc

Which is so aura

[hoary oxide]

You think that jumping with an axe is not honorable?

[hoary oxide]

Doesn't the scottish guy also get a basket hilt

[brave sorrel]

What is it with this server

I keep getting "unread message" on the channels here

Yet whenever I look in the channels

No actual new messages were sent

[spark quartz]

My discord icon always has a red 1 next to it and I cannot for the life of me find where the notification is

[brave sorrel]

Fucking discord

😭

[spark quartz]

genuinely ass

[brave sorrel]

Ong

Shit's held together with dental floss and prayers

[subtle rock]

does it not just tell you

[hybrid granite]

Check your inbox

[spark quartz]

bro i have so many times

[subtle rock]

its usually message requests or friend requests

or

it wants you to check the discord shop

[hybrid granite]

Mark every server as read and check friend requests and dm requests

Or maybe its a dm from someone you forgot long ago

[brave sorrel]

The inbox should have a "mark all as read" button

On pc atleast

Not sure about mobile

[subtle rock]

bro is music posting

[fossil flume]

yes

ive got some funny beats aswell]

[subtle rock]

aura

[fossil flume]

salad fingers breakcore tuff

[subtle rock]

true

[pale spoke]

Thanks kind man

[rancid reef]

Very chill. Got rained on a bunch today which is interesting

[rancid reef]

Hello silly father

[frosty stratus]

claude. what the actual fuck

[tiny gust]

https://tenor.com/mo3ArozOwVx.gif

[obsidian girder]

red dead redemption 1 if it was woke

[pearl coral]

hi

[weary tinsel]

swedish tasset under fauld

[hybrid granite]

interesting

i've probably never seen that

[drowsy finch]

EW

[queen coral]

Have a blessed day everyone

[weary tinsel]

whos the mf that links a server and disappears immediately lmao

[lime harness]

so, I shot them in the head,

so hard, that it forced their head underground

what the fuck do we put in these crossbows

[untold wraith]

They get banned

[weary tinsel]

it was the same dude over and over again lmao

[untold wraith]

People make multiple accounts with the same name, if that isn't the case then they get kicked not banned and the person just joined back each time

[untold wraith]

I hate this shit

[weary tinsel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1471278058391605482/image0.gif

[lime harness]

it's oddly very fun to have 115 play on repeat as you see how long you can last in the abyss

[pearl coral]

Is he stupid?

[weary tinsel]

lol

[worn egret]

made a weapon too heavy to swing :( gives you aura when you kick people though

[hoary oxide]

Im speed

[heady wigeon]

what does it weigh

[worn egret]

IDK

[heady wigeon]

u can check

in inventory

like the chest

just unequip weapon then find it then u will see its weight

my heaviest weapon is like a 6kg smth halberd sorta thing

[sage steeple]

playing this game slow literally doesn't feel right.

[heady wigeon]

what game is it

[sage steeple]

I guess EU Truck sim because of the km

[heady wigeon]

what do u do in it

literally just drive trucks?

oh it actually seems pretty cool

if im being honest i was gonna dog on it and say "why dont people that play it just be a real trucker and get paid for what they find ("fun")" but it actually seems fairly cool

[crude wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-gif-25161821

[frosty stratus]

ngl wtf is up with all these bots lately spamming those discord links

😭

[frosty stratus]

ok

[crude wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-bean-gif-5958854468941694453

[sinful loom]

blah blah blah

[topaz oak]

yo

[cyan schooner]

Dude took it like a champ, tho. That would have had on the floor.

[sage steeple]

It is very relaxing and actually has a decent gameplay. You just put something on and drive. For thrill though, you can do as the other person does in the screenshot.

[heady wigeon]

yeah

[sage steeple]

I wish we could like, fill some other stuff in the truck

make a better profit

[heady wigeon]

why tf do modern memes do that like they slow down the video with some fuh ahh sound effect ontop of it either sped up then slowed down or sped up or just slowed down

why is that a thing

the video is funny tho

[heady wigeon]

fair enough

[heady wigeon]

it couldve ended at 0:05 tho and been funnietr

funnier*

imo the speeding up makes it less funny

anyways bye bye

[pearl coral]

hi

[real osprey]

https://giphy.com/gifs/gassy-zvn-zrozevn-IZB4nvJ1PYgfbTCYWV

[pearl coral]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wUfQ3jFlfsU

[past prism]

not to get political

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1212106547690348726/1485223172646240417/togif.gif

[languid warren]

send halfsword clips not real life

[sage steeple]

I am just gonna edit what I said here because I forgot the lore for a second. Bye

[past prism]

slimed tf out with his bare hands....

[drifting stirrup]

Tastes a bit stringier than usual

[sage steeple]

what game

[drifting stirrup]

Rimworld

[sage steeple]

Trash

[drifting stirrup]

https://giphy.com/gifs/anime-trending-animes-Hghm28BGvfhrmD9Tnk

[sage steeple]

You, sir, can't supress my voice and my opinion.

[drifting stirrup]

https://giphy.com/gifs/postal-postal2-postalmeme-vMmAKfB3HWDkg7lPRQ

Shhhhhhhhhhhhh

[sage steeple]

Only if you knew that's how I get off

[drifting stirrup]

Same ❤️‍🩹

[sage steeple]

I am done. Thanks.

[drifting stirrup]

https://giphy.com/gifs/bandit-clash-royale-emote-the-log-wpBCKzxuDkbO4lnPq5

[gloomy urchin]

finally the fucker can feed himself

tf

what would even be the point

wait i need to educate children as well

bruhh

[ashen girder]

I just served Pet Spicy Peppered Nutty Pepperoni Herring Blue Lobster Horse Greasy Honeydew Guava Raisin Carrot Ginseng Peanut Ham Goose Goat Gumball Icing Relish Sundae Pizza Jello Milkshake Oatmeal Falafel Garlic Flatbread Pretzel Feijoada!

[cloud marsh]

grasshopper

[stable wren]

Edible

[wheat brook]

Why’s there always something going on in your home

[idle crest]

Massive nostalgia

[wheat brook]

Deadass never a moment of tranquility

[oak olive]

I caught it

[stable wren]

They are most definitely Philippino

[wheat brook]

Bro

[wheat brook]

Like.. it was outside?

[oak olive]

yes

[wheat brook]

Minding its business??

[oak olive]

I caught anogher

it died

[oak olive]

no

[cloud marsh]

did you eat it

[wheat brook]

Uh.. yes😭

[stable wren]

Well, I had a lizard spawn in my room

[wheat brook]

It’s outside😭

[oak olive]

umm no

[wheat brook]

Bro yes that’s literally its home😭

Did you put it back?

[wheat brook]

Bro yk it’s okay to like… not do anything right?

It’s okay to sit and reflect

That is what the comfort of your home is for

[dreamy mango]

🚫 lesanvich, that command is disabled in this channel.

[stable wren]

Like a full on lizard, was in my bedroom

Idk how it got in ngl

[little hornet]

it crawled there

[stable wren]

This is equivalent to like waking up and seeing a whole ass shark on your office chair

[wheat brook]

That’s when you can vaporize its ass

[stable wren]

Like where the fuck did you spawn from?

[stable wren]

I accidentally almost killed him

Then i put him outside

[wheat brook]

But when it’s outside trying to get home to its bug family, you can’t just.. abduct it

I don’t touch bugs if I don’t have to

[stable wren]

I once man handled a roach

[wheat brook]

Yeah hell no

They can fly

[stable wren]

And squeezed him like it was a Mortal kombat fatality

[wheat brook]

Oh my god????

[stable wren]

Why? I was pissed because it was 2am, and my food was cold as the arctic and I lost a ranked in for honor

Wrong place wrong time little fucker

[severe leaf]

There are no ranks on this server.

[cold trench]

Looks like you have not completed any games yet. Start playing now!

[stable wren]

#stat-rank-check

Go here plez

[stable wren]

His first mistake was entering a Florida man bedroom

[oak olive]

ty

[oak olive]

it wasn't minding its business

[stable wren]

I think the funniest way I deleted a bug existence

Was when a roach was outside in the patio

I literally just punched him

Like if a UFC fighter was a exterminator

Just throw hands with the bug

[oak olive]

true

throw hands with a Florida water bug

[stable wren]

I am not 1v1ing spiders or reptiles doe

In this state? Hell the fuck nah

We are the 3rd highest animal death rate in the USA

[oak olive]

famn

what statue

state

[stable wren]

Our deaths caused by animals is higher than AUSTRALIA

[stable wren]

Florida

And most of our scary shit is in the fucking water

[oak olive]

tru

[stable wren]

That tells you everything you need to know

[oak olive]

u like Bulgaria ✌️✌️✌️Bulgaria 🇧🇬

[stable wren]

Bitch we have spiders who took scuba training like they were going into the US Navy I am not jumping into the water dude

[oak olive]

name checks out

[oak olive]

true

[stable wren]

I have a Slovakian heritage I take with pride

[oak olive]

waterbugs there are freaky ASF

[stable wren]

https://tenor.com/view/slovakia-gif-9466492006236051147

[stable wren]

Dawg

We have big back mf spiders too

[solid cloak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1464381800288620574/ai76hu.gif

[oak olive]

yea

[stable wren]

Our wild life? Ain't so different from Australia

[oak olive]

ik

[stable wren]

We just don't have roos

[oak olive]

lucky tho

[stable wren]

We are the shark bite capital in the world

Yk your fucking cooked when the usually docile shorks wanna throw hands with you

[stable wren]

The roos would hate it here

They usually drown people

That involves them going into the water

[oak olive]

ik

[wheat brook]

I’d beat the FUCK out of a shark

I’d fucking kill it’s ass

[oak olive]

oh wait

tru

[vale cloak]

that fails to account for heart attacks caused by being face to face with a spider who has bigger testes than your eyeballs

[wheat brook]

I’d shoot the hell out of a shark

Then kick its dumbass babies

[stable wren]

Knowing this fucking state, they'd go into the water and get devoured by 50 snakes, gators, and spiders

[oak olive]

I'm gonna dissect this grasshopper if u keep talking to

up

[wheat brook]

wtf

[stable wren]

We have the same big ass spiders yk

[wheat brook]

Can you please put it back

[stable wren]

And we objectively have the most terrifying spider in the fucking planet

[wheat brook]

Why are you threatening me by grasshopper??

[stable wren]

Most of the US does

Besides North east, because ofc

[wheat brook]

If you kill it that karma is going straight back to you my friend

[stable wren]

I rather get cut in half than get bit by a brown recluse

[oak olive]

so u draw line by grasshopper, but not shark

[wheat brook]

Why bro

[oak olive]

𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐌𝐄𝐄𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔☺︎︎

[wheat brook]

Yes fuck the sharks

[oak olive]

same

[oak olive]

fuck u bitch

[wheat brook]

They’re ugly as hell anyway

And they kill ppl

Dumbass sharks

[indigo hare]

That’s right, fuck spiders. We just have to deal with shitty winters and then stink bugs in the summer

[oak olive]

u don't even know all shake

[vale cloak]

funnel web way worse

[stable wren]

Brown recluse is the most American fucking spider in the goddamn world

[wheat brook]

Smelly as hell sharks

I’d fucking kill ALL of the sharks in the world for meat

[oak olive]

not unless invoked

[stable wren]

Dude, a brown recluse literally rots your arm while your alive

[oak olive]

unless bull or tiger

[wheat brook]

They do that shit for NO reason

[oak olive]

ur body

[wheat brook]

You haven’t seen jaws?

[oak olive]

stfu

[wheat brook]

That big ass shark that killed people??

[vale cloak]

a funnel web is invisible in the ground till it bites you with the most potent venom in the world

[wheat brook]

Sharks are so stupid I’d kill them all

[oak olive]

that's why people think that and that's (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ ⁿᵒ ᵖʳᵒᵇˡᵉᵐ ppl need to know is just a movie is not accurate

[wheat brook]

It’s accurate

[oak olive]

mods ban him

Ben him now

[wheat brook]

Why would a shark need sharp ass teeth

[oak olive]

@indigo hare miss Moai ban him

[wheat brook]

And why do they weigh more than a ton?

It’s obvious

[oak olive]

pls ms kicks het paws so cool a.womanly

[stable wren]

Yk that like

Florida has the same thing

Yeah?

But like unholy larger

[wheat brook]

Dude it’s Moais day tomorrow

[indigo hare]

Florida is literally just north Australia

[wheat brook]

Moai are you pumped for tomorrow

Plans?

It’s literally your signature day

[vale cloak]

arent they just wolf spiders?

those are harmless

[stable wren]

We have trap door spiders

[oak olive]

happy batty

[vale cloak]

yeah trap doors are wolf spiders

[wheat brook]

https://tenor.com/view/yeah-whatever-monkey-gif-3224791266960173181

[indigo hare]

Easter egg hunt for my daughter and then later a big feast

[wheat brook]

Awe🥺

[indigo hare]

I spent $100 on candy and im gonna make sure it takes her 3 hours to find the eggs

[wheat brook]

Awesome😂😂

Alr found hiding spots??

[stable wren]

they are not even remotely the same

[wheat brook]

Are you gonna have a golden egg? With money in it

[vale cloak]

"harmless to humans" compared to "most potent venom in the world" i just looked it up

[wheat brook]

I only remember the golden egg bc my cousin busted my ass over it once

[indigo hare]

Oh yeah, inside and outside. No golden egg but I do usually get some bigger candy things or some small gifts hidden too

[wheat brook]

Heck yeah good looks Moai

We thank god

[vale cloak]

tbf im more scared of orb weavers

mfs are massive

and everywhere

[stable wren]

its still curable, Brown recluse can literally make you have a giant crevice of a scar

even if cured

or in more severe cases

a complete removal of a limb

[indigo hare]

Thank god Jesus died to give us Easter

Or something

[wheat brook]

And.. to save clear us of our sin.. remember Moai?

[vale cloak]

dude thats like my second favoruite part of everyone's favoutite fan-fic

[wheat brook]

And to give us Monday off

[stable wren]

I just love how American Brown recluse are

Protect your property

Use your 2nd amendment for defense

[wheat brook]

God bless

[brazen crane]

you really need to ask lmao

[wheat brook]

I might be ungrateful sometimes but ultimately I’m grateful for everything I have

[vale cloak]

my favorutie part is when that moses dude like killed all those babies, so metal

[wheat brook]

I’m a very healthy boy

Future is bright

I owe it all to God

And the damn early access release like shit

They finally released that

Made me very happy

Life is lavish

[vale cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/hotdog-straw-gif-25765355

[oak olive]

be quiet nerd

[wheat brook]

wtf

lol it’s like penis

[vale cloak]

story of my life

[gloomy urchin]

GRAHH!!!!

[vale cloak]

why is spawn of homer waering a mopp

[wheat brook]

Offspring of Homer wearing mop😭

[stable wren]

I despise these

depressed bart pictures

they are so fucking stupid

[wheat brook]

I don’t they’re so important to me

[stable wren]

the worst part is

someone think these are so tuff

[vale cloak]

oh hes supposed to be depressed

[stable wren]

this is like putting gang tats on a MLP character

[indigo hare]

I can fix him

[vale cloak]

thought it was a cosplay of that chick from bad guy

[stable wren]

Like the door is over there buster brown

[wheat brook]

???

[wheat brook]

wtf are you talking abt 😭

[stable wren]

moai, spend time with your daughter. Its your holiday

[vale cloak]

bilbo elijah or something

[stable wren]

people do this btw

[indigo hare]

It’s still Saturday

[wheat brook]

Hey asswipe, it’s our time

I haven’t talked to Moai in weeks I would like to cuss him

[stable wren]

force your kiddo to wake up at like 4am, and then say "The bunny summoned us." in a omnious tone

[wheat brook]

Bro😭

[gloomy urchin]

do it

[wheat brook]

I dont think he’s doing that

Man FUCK Georgia sucks

[stable wren]

oh and get those nightmare fuel bunny suits from the 1980-90s

and put it in the corner of the living room

barely concealed by the darkness, still visible to be seen

[wheat brook]

I went to Georgia tech again and it smells like sewage in one of the dining halls..

Like WTF??

[vale cloak]

like my wee wee

[wheat brook]

Then my position coach there takes this big ass thing of tobacco in this little pouch, then stuffs it in his mouth

It looks like black grass?

https://tenor.com/view/tim-beckman-dip-let-er-gif-12977621

This stuff?

I could smell it

[wheat brook]

?

[vale cloak]

my wingus

[brazen crane]

that would be tuff if the tats weren't gang affiliated

[wheat brook]

I think I’m js gonna stay home for college

[indigo hare]

Tastes like raisins and smells like raisins and garbage

[wheat brook]

He was spitting it onto the artificial turf

No wonder their whole facility smells shitty

[indigo hare]

Nasty. At least spit into a bottle or something, damn

[wheat brook]

Man I think the most beautiful campus I’ve been to is Rice

The people are so nice, and everyone acts as a community

[stable wren]

wtf this map is so tough

[latent blaze]

Garrys Mod?

[stable wren]

yeah

[gloomy urchin]

imagine attacking a tribal group for 2 years, only being met with bows and longswords
and one day you attack them and are met with a rocket launcher

[latent blaze]

Sweet

[stable wren]

the map is inspired by the Romanian civil war

its super cool

[latent blaze]

Ooh maybe I should check it out

it sounds interesting

[pale birch]

hey is there a crafting guide? like what does do the size/mass mean and what and how does it affect my sword or whatever weapon im using

[proud crystal]

my pecker

[stable wren]

its called 1998

small map, but its rly good for NPC battles

[gloomy urchin]

fat sword + weak willie = slow but strong strikes
light sword + weak willie = slow and weak strikes
fat sword + strong willie = average speed and strong strikes
light sword + strong willie = fast and weak strikes

[latent blaze]

Alright! Thank you

[gloomy urchin]

is that what i think it is

[stable wren]

what is it

Sokol?

[gloomy urchin]

is the map inspired by real life event

[indigo hare]

What about fat willie

[stable wren]

inspired

but its not the actual event

the map is inspired by the Romanian civil war

when they were trying to capture the radio tower

[gloomy urchin]

why

[gloomy urchin]

i mean isnt fat willie a strong willie

[indigo hare]

Well is he the fat kind of fat or is he the hidden 6 pack abs fat

Huge difference

[latent blaze]

uhh i cant find it 😭

[gloomy urchin]

well from what ive seen either fat can wield heavy weapons

[latent blaze]

All I see is cars and godzilla for some reason

[stable wren]

oops! its 1993, sorry 😭

[indigo hare]

I want Willie to be fat kind of fat

[latent blaze]

ohh its okay 😭

[gloomy urchin]

petah kind of fat?

[latent blaze]

yay found it thanks mate

[neat tundra]

my 600 pound life fat willie

unable to move

[indigo hare]

Like two petahs

[vale cloak]

my groundhog

[gloomy urchin]

https://youtube.com/shorts/daQ8Rb6EZ_M holy shit rimworld 2

[proud crystal]

my willie

[gloomy urchin]

damm thats really fat

[indigo hare]

Yeah I like my willies really fucking fat. Bonus points if hes really fucking stupid too

[gloomy urchin]

immersion huh

[scarlet cradle]

😭

[stable wren]

i love how I can give them vantage points from within this building

[gloomy urchin]

i might've reinvented ww2 bunkers

just a bit longer

which one in your opinion is more efficient

[sage steeple]

Same, I like willie fat as well

[violet garden]

I guess it’s true that people like to play characters that remind them of themselves

[sage steeple]

Are you saying he is fat and stupid?

[violet garden]

Yes I’m saying he’s fat and stupid

[sage steeple]

He actually is fat and stupid.

[indigo hare]

Oh yeah well

You guys are fat and stupid!!!!

Got em

I’d be so embarrassed right now if I were you guys

[autumn storm]

Spiders.

[sage steeple]

You are us

[brave sorrel]

Gm guys

[sage steeple]

I'll destroy the sun

[autumn storm]

Good arvo!

[brave sorrel]

Please do

[sage steeple]

didn't ask

[brave sorrel]

After tonight I'd be happy with the earth being sentenced to an icy death

[sage steeple]

How did you know?

[brave sorrel]

Today I find out arvo means afternoon

Good to know

[sage steeple]

Why after tonight specifically?

[brave sorrel]

I haven't been able to sleep properly cause the people are loud as shit

[sage steeple]

shit isn't loud until your toilet is deep

bruh

[brave sorrel]

[gloomy urchin]

child 2

[sage steeple]

3/28 child name

[autumn storm]

And Happy Easter!!

[gloomy urchin]

bnuy!!

[small spoke]

yummy

[gloomy urchin]

nah we got rice potatoes and corn

[small spoke]

Some meat would spice It up

[gloomy urchin]

nah

we get meat at the end of winter when we starve constantly

[gloomy urchin]

first raid after getting firearm proficiency

ok i'll buff difficulty cuz they're too weak atp

oh wait i did buff it

??

bro every raid i had so far except the ones with SAS soldiers were like 5 seconds of gunfight

[dim summit]

what?

[gloomy urchin]

why tf do i have a river but my seasonal flooding chance is 0

[lavish blade]

mins phrime

[scarlet cradle]

I yearn for ethanol

(reference to the IRL Minos Phrime, which has a notably higher ethanol resistance)

[lavish blade]

https://tenor.com/view/eagle-reference-i-got-that-reference-baseball-caught-gif-4656907955966418579

[gloomy urchin]

wheres the rivers guy

why cant my river flood

is it cuz it connects to the ocean or som

[quaint herald]

Is it normal for the Demo to shit the bed on the Ultimate Challenge?

Cause it

s getting old doing really well and then crash after crash\

[restive epoch]

yes it will never be fixed, you have to turn off blood to stop it

[restive epoch]

is rim world fun

[gloomy urchin]

i can play rimworld all day

yes

[untold wraith]

Kinda looks like los pollos

[quaint herald]

John Bernthal is a veyr recognizable man.

[stuck cedar]

I swear i can see this all day without even getting tired

[oak olive]

the chickens

[mighty verge]

Is this game dead already?

[plain sorrel]

nope

[vale cloak]

is that still the unity engine dwarf fortress i didnt know it had a world map

[hybrid granite]

its rimworld

[vale cloak]

wowo

surprised it has a world map

i assumed it would be super dumbed down

[gloomy urchin]

yes

[vale cloak]

im trying to figure out where they dumbed it down but i guess its the little things

like burrows and butcher orders and that kinda thing

[gloomy urchin]

its a story generator

[vale cloak]

so is the game its a ripoff of

but its dumbed down from what ive been told

[gloomy urchin]

it aint ripoff its an inspiration

[vale cloak]

if its from one source its a ripoff if its from many its inspiration

[vale cloak]

firefly and prison architect are stylistic/story choices

all the gameplay is inspired from dwarf fortress alone

which is what i am talking about

[gloomy urchin]

hmm

[vale cloak]

ripoff sounds agressive i know but its fine

many games do that

look at all the metroidvanias

[gloomy urchin]

metroidvanias?

[twilit hull]

Pretty sure, player counts dropping and no patches

[vale cloak]

a lot of them are just symphony of the night ripoffs with little other inspirations

most the big ones are unique

but theres a million bland SotN ripoffs for every 1 well made and varied inspiration game

some of them are not bad tho ripoff doesnt mean its bad directly

just not very creative

if you can sucessfully ripoff dark souls you have made a very good game

[vale cloak]

its a single player game

it cant die

[vale cloak]

yeah this gets the point

2 good game are 2 good game even if one isnt very creative

i love novelty but novelty isnt everything in a game

sometimes i just want that really well made meal again

[gloomy urchin]

does dwarf fortress support mods

[vale cloak]

has for 20 years

[gloomy urchin]

damn

[vale cloak]

to be fair outworld or whatever its called does have some things

[gloomy urchin]

RIM!!

[vale cloak]

it had ui and modern graphics for years before dwarf fortress did

so it was much more accessible

[vale cloak]

to be fair major overhaul level mods that rework the whole game have only been around a decade or so

mods back in 2006 - 2010 where kinda rudimentary

[gloomy urchin]

ok im gonna try dwarf fortress one day

[vale cloak]

its free if you dont mind the asciii verison

https://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/

theres mods to give it tilesets too

bay12 promised to keep a version of the game free forever

[gloomy urchin]

devs that allow free versions of their games are goats

[vale cloak]

be warned its less likely to hold your hand or guide your story

things like preset events are sparse and most of them a dynamic based on situation

e.g. dragons are rare and they wont make a dragon attack you, you have to have a load of wealth and be nearby one and it might attack

whereas in rimplanet from what ive seen theres like a director controlling what happpens

[gloomy urchin]

yeah but then theres randy that could spawn 5 dragons on you when you're 3 days in

[gloomy urchin]

wait is that version of the game freaking cli 😭

that checks out

[vale cloak]

its called ascii art and yeah the graphics are low but the text describes better and with more variance than graphics could posiibly show

there are mods to get tilesets but there is still a lot of reading

this is what it looks like with a tileset

and the paid version

[drifting stirrup]

My crush sent ts to me 🖤 🤍 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1047006544652423228/1490241128451018904/m2-res_480p_1.mp4?ex=69d356b4&is=69d20534&hm=f30a5dac4624427a454f26ecb6be742fb6838c40702dd36928df98d040e4b0ce&

[drifting stirrup]

Oh man, I need to dust off Dwarf Fortress and play it again sometime

[mystic marlin]

is your crush a dude

[topaz badger]

is there a roadmap for this or am i blind

[gloomy urchin]

yes but its kinda vague i dont remember where it is

[mystic marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-tongue-kitty-ai-funny-gif-5179323189128605544

they will add FREAKY. to. to the game.

[wintry heron]

https://tenor.com/view/idiocracy-test-genius-iq-gif-14792434

[pearl ivy]

broo did u killed an elephant ? why so much blood ?

[plain sorrel]

gruesome with max blood

[remote sapphire]

lowkey swinging a big weapon reminds me of punching in TABS

[remote sapphire]

lock your doors bro 😭

[gloomy urchin]

how

this is so not lappland

stupid gif uploader

[lavish blade]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-gif-13036224236179591096

i have no clue who this woman is

[gloomy urchin]

wolf from minecraft

there was a series of animations going on about monster girls and steve being kind to them and allat

[gloomy urchin]

japan invested time into making glocks instead of good swords

can someone explain how tf does ai in topdown shooters work

i dont get if they use prediction or solely rely on player being slow + weapon spread

im him but alexander owned me

[hoary oxide]

Im 800th as yendrek

[hybrid granite]

katanas are so ass

people popularize them as being so strong but they were merely a secondary that did jack shit

[brave sorrel]

Me neither

I'd like to tho

[swift trellis]

guy who has never been sliced from crop to dome with a katana

[gloomy urchin]

STOP!!!

[hybrid granite]

i made that up cause i hate katanas

[swift trellis]

the redditor response is: katanas were used in japan because metal armour was very rare

the human response is: yoooo these look siiickkkk

[plain sorrel]

odachi

[swift trellis]

What did this guy just call me???

[plain sorrel]

a odachi is a big katana

thats what i wanted to say

[hoary oxide]

Alexander is so annoying to fight at higher difficulty. He just rushes so much

[gloomy urchin]

he can attack non stop

attack forward - attack backward - attack forward

repeat

[hoary oxide]

And he has that confusing foot movement

[swift trellis]

Sounds like the drunk dad getting home at 11pm moveset

[gloomy urchin]

STOP!!!!!!!

[gloomy urchin]

fucking capoeira

STOP!!!!

LET ME DO A SINGLE FUCKING MOVE

[wanton portal]

no

[gloomy urchin]

oh my god

[hoary oxide]

What difficulty?

[gloomy urchin]

HIS SWORD KEEPS GETTING BEHIND MY SABER!!!

FIVE!!!

[hoary oxide]

makes sense

[gloomy urchin]

IM GONNA SCREAM IRL!!!

[hoary oxide]

Im gonna crash out if survival keeps giving me shields to fight against ngl

[gloomy urchin]

shields are easy wdym

[hoary oxide]

Every run just ends to that scottish fuck blocking every hit i do no matter where i aim

[gloomy urchin]

a) drain stamina
b) riposte properly

[hoary oxide]

I can't cheese them with my normal strategy

[gloomy urchin]

GOOD

GOOOODO

STOOO

P

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-flight-reacts-ftc-gif-10344871754903558430

[hoary oxide]

I have to block to riposte and i play yendrek so blocking is like impossible

[gloomy urchin]

I HATE ALEXAJDNAGQW3REP

RAPIERS ARENT AS ANNOYING AS HIM

[hoary oxide]

When marie starts doing 20 moves a second its also annoying

[gloomy urchin]

is marie a rapier or longsword

[hoary oxide]

rapier

[gloomy urchin]

only solution is to keep distance and bait moves tbh

i just remembered i have a dope ass stick so i can copy hellish quart moves in an even cooler way

im no longer frustrated but alexander is still annoying piece of shit

[hoary oxide]

I love unblockable attacks

And of course i lose my best run to the scottish guy

[tired tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/scottland-forever-scotland-forever-scottland-foreveeerr-stoik-gif-4551521135801350987

[gloomy urchin]

i kinda feel bad for learning gamedev ways through AI but then again i couldnt find a single blog post for life

[finite ridge]

why would you feel bad

[gloomy urchin]

low effort and allat

[finite ridge]

thats the only good use of ai, as a search bot that explains things for you

[gloomy urchin]

i also was pretty close to what ai suggested to implement but i lacked iq to actually do it

[gloomy urchin]

thats pretty much what i think too
unfortunately it sucks ass at finding actual sources

[finite ridge]

yea it can be pretty limited

[sour tendon]

I KILLED THE HARDEST BOSS AS A PEASANT IM THE BEST

[finite ridge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1184903853162897538/1455905204544339978/togif.gif

[sour tendon]

What's that supposed to mean is that like making fun of me or to like in shock?

[finite ridge]

shock

[sour tendon]

Oh thx u! I died like 40 or 50 something times I think

[forest juniper]

Happy easter guys

[finite ridge]

you too

[forest juniper]

Hell yea

[wheat brook]

Happy Easter I am thankful for all of you

God loves all of you very much

[hybrid granite]

insert image of guy failing to find printscreen button

[sour tendon]

What?

[plain sorrel]

you dont know about print screen😭

[sour tendon]

No what's that

[plain sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-reaction-reactions-meme-gif-8141100727479891642

[hybrid granite]

i finally found hte image

[tepid field]

NO u

[gloomy urchin]

https://klipy.com/gifs/arknights-lappland-3

[finite ridge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1113462309776531456/1465746240741572639/togif.gif

[hardy mirage]

tuff fit?

[finite ridge]

very tuff

also thanks for putting me on bloody bastards its very good

[hardy mirage]

it takes some getting used to but it's a hell of a game

like I mentioned before, if you want tips, let me know

the only thing I don't have knowledge in is how to have the patience and will to play ranked

[gloomy urchin]

FOR A VIDEO.

TO RUN

A VIDEO

AS WALLPAPER.

[river oriole]

isn't that what wallpaper engine is for or whatever

[sage steeple]

Hey sam. I never noticed your name was sam, sam.