general-catfish-🐱🐟

[ember temple]

wonder why they took it out

well

how do you gut a fish

[fair plank]

wait

ohhh

like so their guts come out?

[ember temple]

pulling out the entrails

yea

[fair plank]

ohhh

riight

[indigo hare]

The old demo yeah you could twirl guts like a rope and pop heads

[ember temple]

ok so i never had the chance to pop a head

i wonder why they took the greatsword out

nothing we have now can be consider a greatsword just long longswords

[fair plank]

that one boss longsword is very big

probably the closest

[ember temple]

yea still mark as longsword tier 4

[fair plank]

mhm

[ember temple]

but it was in the demo too

[fair plank]

uhuh

[ember temple]

too heavy

[fair plank]

i might buy the full game on friday

[ember temple]

unwieldy

i'd consider waiting for more update tbh

[fair plank]

im too rich

[ember temple]

then go for it

[fair plank]

i got only 50s in my wallet

[ember temple]

lmao

[fair plank]

i was gonna buy a gift card

ig not

[cyan schooner]

If your computer can run it.

[fair plank]

i dont think it even can

[ember temple]

my 3060 is struggling somehow its kinda scary

[fair plank]

i have like a gtx 1030

[ember temple]

oof

[fair plank]

a gtx 1050 Ti

16 gb ram

[indigo hare]

I tried finding the gut twirling but I guess I lost it. This isn’t the best example but, Heres some head popping

[ember temple]

lmao

[fair plank]

the start looks so silly

[ember temple]

ok i could have done i remember that pop animation

[ember temple]

alright just finished with the 183 souls down in the abyss

[tranquil coral]

This reminds me of one frat party I went to last year.

[mellow pagoda]

that one kingsman scene

[rugged star]

tf is happening there?

[dusty musk]

wow

[hybrid granite]

Aye man

[formal portal]

Technically yes, but that was in the older games. Nowadays he's more balanced with the other fighters. His specialty is close range so Ed, who is a long range fighter, is a good counter against an Akuma if the person playing him knows his stuff

I also think his defense was shit in SFV but rebuffed a little in SF6

[cunning finch]

trubo dismout 2

[lime harness]

boys we lost a good man today

the fuggin peasants got his ass

[rapid thicket]

jesus can this game update already

[limpid lantern]

how will there being no update effect the stocks???

dev team you heard the man get to working!!!! hurry go go go!!!

[cunning finch]

recession

[twilit nacelle]

hi

im new to the server

but i like half sword

its good game

but more gore needed

[blazing heath]

game will have more gore as it updates

[indigo hare]

Me when Jesus hasn’t updated the game yet

[drowsy finch]

Ughh when are we gonna get Milky and Dune as playable characters and also Layer 6 cmonnn its taking too long

[blazing heath]

whenever quarter sword releases

[prime brook]

Lazy bastard

[topaz oak]

Gimme some battle music recommendations

im running out of songs

[untold wraith]

me when Jesus hasn't updated the game yet

[crude wagon]

Can we have a petition to name the Horse in the Forest map Charlie?

[untold wraith]

its already named

[crude wagon]

To what

I like the name Charlie

Cuz, Charlie Horse

:3

[untold wraith]

poob

[crude wagon]

...

[scarlet creek]

It's called half sword optimization issues

[untold wraith]

look it up

[lavish blade]

you're all wrong it's named SK_Animal_Horse_002

[crude wagon]

Or just ass PC 🤷

[scarlet creek]

You didn't understand it did you

the dead horse are half sword optimization issues

[crude wagon]

Ohhh

Nvm

Still

Ass PC

[untold wraith]

dont look it up the definition changed. poob is a star wars character not whatever im seeing on google now

[lavish blade]

lmao retroslop

jk i never actually unironically say retroslop

[untold wraith]

retro deeznuts

modlord

[lavish blade]

crikey do my eyes hurt

it's so colorful

do i need to put an epilepsy warning on this

[untold wraith]

"poob star wars"

idk wtf that roblox stuff is

[lavish blade]

if u showed this to a medieval knight he will combust and stab a poleaxe in his face

[untold wraith]

https://giphy.com/gifs/meme-stare-whiplash-7OVintWkOnZZThqTP8

[lavish blade]

where do i find this

not here either

[untold wraith]

atp youd have better luck looking up poop

https://youtu.be/iuL3zQQT0ac?si=yCN8MA6mcv2H5oeM

#poob

btw

[lavish blade]

https://tenor.com/view/gubby-roblox-release-the-gubbies-mlp-my-little-pony-gif-16516654931396590459

[untold wraith]

https://giphy.com/gifs/phonk-trollface-those-who-know-rJ8ZsHhy73Vi3w8ku3

[gloomy urchin]

meow

[lavish blade]

https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWFlZWNjYzExb2MxanU4Y3ZzdnNmZzIydTZjbWpvanRpZTN4bXFrY3JiY3BzZzFobCZlcD12MV9naWZzX2dpZklkJmN0PWc/mEkVL7r5Xnz98P0BaV/200.gif

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-disgust-gif-14056253443273255719

[untold wraith]

wyd in this situation

[untold wraith]

That one dio meme

[lavish blade]

RELEASE ZE GUBBIEZ!!!

[blazing heath]

https://tenor.com/view/clash-royale-clash-golem-sneaky-golem-sneaky-golem-in-the-pocket-gif-2425767250376705080

[spark quartz]

Golden Freddy ahh mf

[indigo hare]

I was gonna make a joke about you and pee or something cause golden but I gave up and didnt. I just wanted you to know

[vestal eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/the-boiling-man-gif-7197050714648226001

[untold wraith]

I shower in gold

One might even call it..

What the word im looking for

[indigo hare]

Yes

Thank you

[gloomy urchin]

bro forgot

[untold wraith]

Lmao

[gloomy urchin]

no

[untold wraith]

yes

[gloomy urchin]

death threat

[haughty helm]

riz

[wheat brook]

I am in pain

[wheat brook]

We’ve done weightroom 8 times this week and it’s only Wednesday

[gloomy urchin]

yes yes and yes

[wheat brook]

Bro

I was diagnosed with hypoglycemia

What the fuck is happening

[gloomy urchin]

and this rule of thumb is stupid but im not gonna explain why because its philosophy

[wheat brook]

I got scared thinking it was HYPERglycemia

But turns out I’m just a malnourished man

Fucking patella came out out AGAIN

I peeled my big toe nail off

Bc it was hindering my range of motion

And we still have team meetings in 30 mins

[gloomy urchin]

eat a burger or something

[wheat brook]

Otw to final part of the day

My fav

[wheat brook]

What the hell who deleted that

[wintry sequoia]

create a safe space for queer voices 🙌

[vestal eagle]

What was it

[lime harness]

was using the crossbow

hah...

[sullen locust]

Now how do you get a crossbow?

[lime harness]

it's a spawn in the forest map in one of the crates next to the caravan

only appears sometimes tho

[sullen locust]

Now how do you use it?

[lime harness]

first person is easiest to aim

loading it is an absoluet bitch sometimes tho

[sullen locust]

But I can't see in first person

[lime harness]

wat

[crisp terrace]

does more muscle = more dmg

[untold wraith]

No

The opposite actually

It's all just water weight

[wheat brook]

Fucking weasel

[wheat brook]

Yes it does

[wheat brook]

https://tenor.com/view/127hater-twt-gif-24974064

[indigo hare]

you just said what was happening, you were diagnosed with hypoglycemia

[stuck cedar]

Hello

[swift carbon]

I looooooove chocolate

[spice patrol]

idk why I thought of Dio and Jotaro(JoJo) in this image

[drowsy finch]

tell me this isn't so much aura

[vestal eagle]

That's how I felt about this one too

[cunning finch]

this isn't any aura

[spice patrol]

I love this

[vestal eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/terry-davis-terry-davis-dancing-grooving-gif-21148913

[drowsy finch]

what about my plane

[cunning finch]

are you playing on a CRT what's the aspect ratio

[drowsy finch]

why do you hate me so much :((( :((

[gloomy urchin]

https://klipy.com/gifs/skeleton-banging-shield

[sullen locust]

https://tenor.com/view/demoman-demoman-tf2-pass-the-scrumpy-pass-demo-tf2-gif-21314588

[cunning finch]

i dont know

but it's fun

[vestal eagle]

Kangaroo, Tacos, Teleportation, I wouldn't do anything EZZZZZ GET REKT

[gloomy urchin]

js give me reincarnation brah

who needs teleportation when you can reset whenever u want

[vestal eagle]

Nah cause imagine teleportation. You see that plane up there? Teleport into it. Teleport into a bank, take a bag of money and teleport out

[gloomy urchin]

actually thats not reincarnation but save/load ability which falls better into superpower category

[vestal eagle]

Gotta fight? Teleport behind them and strangle them

[sullen locust]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1141814929180074086/1293408205744902155/Bartologue_Horror.gif

[gloomy urchin]

but save/load makes you god

you cant die

[vestal eagle]

So does teleportation. You end up in hell? Teleport out

Same with Heaven or purgatory

[gloomy urchin]

well then you need to define what teleportation is before i say how dumb it is

what are the limits to the teleport? how do you know where to teleport?

can you teleport to a place you havent seen?

[vestal eagle]

You can teleport anywhere, as long as you can conceptualize it, you can teleport there. Even your dreams or thoughts, theoretically, you could teleport back in time

You can even interdimensionally teleport

[gloomy urchin]

damn

[vestal eagle]

The only downside is, your still human

A weak, puny human

[gloomy urchin]

ok but your body change with time

theres still a limit of 80 years

if you get in purgatory you cant assume you're invincible and isnt weak like an old ass man

also considering human body factor, if you teleport somewhere high or deep you'd die from pressure

[vestal eagle]

I would assume at that point your no longer congruent with the concept of time, you can just teleport into a past version of yourself that you made in your head and then teleport back to reality

And that's the downside, you still work on human capabilites

[gloomy urchin]

well in that case you can still imagine a non-human body no?

[vestal eagle]

One more rule, you can't change your human form or feats

[gloomy urchin]

what fucking rule thats BORING

dont nerf your superpower

[vestal eagle]

BUT, nothing is saying you can't achieve it through technology, I meant to say you can't change your human form with the help of your teleportation

[sullen locust]

Rules? That very un Willie like

[gloomy urchin]

ok you still convinced me nonetheless

[gloomy urchin]

teleportation is cool

[vestal eagle]

That's what I've been trying to tell everyone man

[gloomy urchin]

save/load is 1 lifetime limit teleportation gives you infinite power as long as it can fall under "technically a teleport"

[vestal eagle]

It's the best superpower downright

[sullen locust]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-impostor-gif-9616621577321817451

[sullen locust]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1226372694027800606/1376138406362353736/attachment.gif

[vestal eagle]

https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWFlZWNjYzExYjl1YWQ4dWRhMWd2OHA2dnV4dHhtOWRydWcyNTVvOHA5bWZqa2pxNSZlcD12MV9naWZzX2dpZklkJmN0PWc/aQqCcWUrUwaXnffwTj/200.gif

[sullen locust]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1137408810009501789/1160889865576136805/caption-1.gif

[sullen locust]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-horse-gif-15052383236924766779

[sullen locust]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/929807268994744340/993146079895900182/44AF9F3E-23DF-47A5-8274-365C7AF1289E.gif

[patent thistle]

Goodnight halfsword

[zenith hearth]

it hasn't been refunded yet
do you think I should just cancel the refund and just wait until I can get more storage to play it?

[vestal eagle]

Is it your first time?

[zenith hearth]

havent played it before

[vestal eagle]

You don't even want to know how many variations I have of that side profile meme

[vestal eagle]

Keep it, keep it as close as you can

Don't let go

[sullen locust]

https://tenor.com/view/yammering-yapping-alien-from-another-planet-alien-gif-1865320527425890472

[vestal eagle]

https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTA1NzQyMTNjczhybTR2d2szN3BzZXNrODJ2ODc0Nmc3dzlvZmtsM3plc2p5aTV4cyZlcD12MV9naWZzX2dpZklkJmN0PWc/ItJ9xWai9rwNOWrHhG/200.gif

[zenith hearth]

you know what
I'm listening to you
I did buy it at 15 when the usual price is like 70 or something

i cant get a better deal than that

[vestal eagle]

Not spoiling anything, but if you want a black coat like the red one, go to Saint Denis and buy an outfit, it has one there

You'll understand in due time

[zenith hearth]

okay
i mean I was already sorta spoiled about the game since it's 8 years old but it's not like I was spoiled of the entire thing
Just the ending

[vestal eagle]

The ending is like nothing compared to the rest of the game

[zenith hearth]

I trust you

[vestal eagle]

This is phenomenal, I'm so glad you can play it finally

[zenith hearth]

okay so I need to buy a new storage device now
I was thinking of getting an external one so that I can dump unnecessary files into it and keep important ones on my computer
But I think I might just get a second internal one

[vestal eagle]

If you have any goodwill or anything near you, you can get a cable box, for cable TV for like 5 bucks, take the external disk drive out of that (which is usually in the terabytes) and then get an external data drive holder that would be compatible with the data drive you took out the cable box

It saves you a lot of money

[zenith hearth]

I will keep that in mind, thanks

[vestal eagle]

Np boss, good luck

[zenith hearth]

I just remembered I have this thumb drive in my junk drawer. Idk if it works or anything but it might have some storage i think

[drowsy finch]

You know what, that's objectively fair, I'm proud of u

[cunning finch]

i can't tell if i want this thing burnt to a crisp or kept in a museum

[cunning finch]

sick

i don't hear that a lot

[zenith hearth]

Nothing happened. Bummer.

probably broken or something

[drifting stirrup]

Me looking at horrors beyond my comprehension (I don't get it:)

https://giphy.com/gifs/tf2-doctor-sad-bDBXUAVPU6QgJm5dpN

[drowsy finch]

This "cthulu" guy aint shit, iunno even know what im looking at

so stupid

[drifting stirrup]

So true, twin

Despite this game being short, I find it pretty good for 4-5 USD

[zenith hearth]

Arriving on March 28th. Can't wait.

[drifting stirrup]

https://youtu.be/Lwel3LCusBk?si=7AHNoRE1vkq90Imb

[drowsy finch]

burialgoods is so fucking insane nowadays 😭

that pig video changed him for life

[drifting stirrup]

That pig video was the catalyst fr

[drowsy finch]

It really REALLY was he has been schizoposting ever since, it's insane 😭

[drifting stirrup]

Not just schizoposting, his fantasy rap battles and the like are pretty good too

https://youtu.be/dVSjvh4vdpM?si=jHwvfsi_BFtowuwB

[drowsy finch]

No I promise thats the same category

[drifting stirrup]

Still goes hard tho

[spark quartz]

real asf

[pearl coral]

i hi

hi

[drowsy finch]

I'm so fucking thirsty but the tap water here isn't clean so I have to go alllll the way down to floor 2 to get some drinky drink

[spark quartz]

rip in pieces

bro gotta get a Brita for their room

[drowsy finch]

I genuinely should

gah fcuck it it's only midnight 😭

[vast merlin]

this can be consider a catfish

[drowsy finch]

it is actually the Experiment from Scavenger Prototype!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1109638347539877968/1411830777469075506/togif.gif

[vast merlin]

i know that dawg

[vast merlin]

very evil game

[drowsy finch]

Evil as in good!

Voyagers are the ones who are cat like

expie is more akin to dogs and birds and rodents

[vast merlin]

so uh, dogfish

[drowsy finch]

Mhm!!

! :D

[vast merlin]

what is dat thing

[drowsy finch]

It's a dogfish!

[vast merlin]

wait that what they are called? Why

[drowsy finch]

Their hunting style is akin to wolves and dogs and the like

[vast merlin]

how would dog hunt anyways?

[tranquil coral]

https://tenor.com/view/bosnov-67-bosnov-67-67-meme-gif-16727368109953357722

[vast merlin]

banish him to the brainrot channel

[drowsy finch]

In packs and the like!

[tranquil coral]

Pair that with a knuckle sandwich 🔥

[gloomy urchin]

WHAT

NOT THE TIME MAN.

OH MY GOD

nvrm he got owned

bitchass

nothing beats a revolver and a longsword

[small rune]

Where can i see new gore progress?

[vestal eagle]

https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTA1NzQyMTNjaW9ubGt6azh0Zmo2MTZ0ajRuYm05dGRobWpqdGMwcmc1ZnFtOWlyaSZlcD12MV9naWZzX2dpZklkJmN0PWc/tWIcWsfyZjNIoKtiZI/200.gif

[gloomy urchin]

finally everyone is gone

[sullen locust]

https://tenor.com/view/benjammins-benjamminstv-brah-brah-tried-to-fit-in-bro-tried-gif-1959184728455926936

[zenith hearth]

Teardown is pretty fun

[sullen locust]

No way your skin is your profile pic that is awesome

[zenith hearth]

I have it like that for almost every game I play that has a customizable avatar
For instance, bonelab and roblox

[gloomy urchin]

ohh for sure for sure

[sullen locust]

Have you put your character in the matdickie games?

[zenith hearth]

Im not sure what that is

[sullen locust]

Ever hear of Hard time or wrestling empire

[zenith hearth]

oh wait yeah i think i heard of that now that i think about it

i dont have any of the games tho

[sullen locust]

You can get it for free on mobile but you have to get a yearly subscription

Or you can get it on steam which is like around $20

But you do more on Steam, there even mods you can use

[zenith hearth]

I'll wishlist it
rn I don't think I have enough money for it
I did just buy a ton of games a few days ago, along with an external hdd that'll come in a few days

[sullen locust]

Aahh smart, DM me if you have any questions about the matdickie games

Or teardown, nor Roblox

[zenith hearth]

hmmmmm
I could get this one

[pale meteor]

Halfsword made into a zombie game is fun]

[zenith hearth]

how does that happen

[pale meteor]

mods

reshade

[zenith hearth]

a shader mod makes zombies?

[pale meteor]

no that's a mod lol

[zenith hearth]

then why did you say reshade lol

[pale meteor]

because I've also got reshade to make it look spoopy

[zenith hearth]

ok
I was wondering about the zombie tho

[pale meteor]

really wish chromes rain mod didn't make the game crash every minute...

[zenith hearth]

wait it's the 2d version nvm

[rough holly]

Wait @zenith hearth you bought an HDD

or an SSD

Cuz if you bought an external hard drive and not a solid state drive, you fucked up big time.

[zenith hearth]

an HDD, since they have more storage and I'm mostly using it to dump extra files

its a portable one

[rough holly]

Oh so not for gaming

My entire game library is on a portable SSD hub so...

I have another like, 6tb not connected to my PC rn.

[hybrid granite]

i have a 1tb ssd and its my only drive

serves me well

[zenith hearth]

I could only afford a 500 GB one, and seeing that my C: drive is full, it seemed best to get it while I can

[rough holly]

fair fair. I keep my boot drive as empty as I can

Its fun to walk into a friends' house, plug in my massive hub of external SSDs, and then boot half sword.

[hybrid granite]

i might see if i can get like a 200gb hdd where i can just dump files i download cause my C drive is full too

[hybrid granite]

67

[zenith hearth]

It's all mostly caused by a bunch of unused files I have on my computer that are for modding and are too valuable to delete (It took forever to make/get them)

putting them in the external drive will declutter my pc and let me use it for non modding purposes

[restive epoch]

I got a 2tb external SSD for $96 before the price went up

[hybrid granite]

yeah they used to be so cheap

1tb m.2 for 45 bucks

[zenith hearth]

yall ever have that effect where you glance over some text and see a random out of place word but then you look back and that word is nowhere to be found?

[hybrid granite]

happened to me like a few times

just a windows bug

or sm like that idk

or no wait

idk

[zenith hearth]

it also happens irl too

[hybrid granite]

ohh

you mean like reading a word wrong

[zenith hearth]

yeah

[hybrid granite]

i thought you mean a word appearing over one

yeah thats a brain glitch its like skipping the the second the

[drifting stirrup]

Quandale dingle lookin' belly

[spark quartz]

ugh almost had a good ass setup in balatro, got an eternal riff raff which generates two common jokers per blind selection and all i needed was a madness joker which destroys a random joker and gets +25x mult but i just could not find that card to save my life, would've been a dope setup

[hybrid granite]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-yuorki-egyptian-speed-funny-gif-6210991462615795229

Idk what any of that means

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-scream-if-you-love-scream-if-you-love-poker-gif-1274543779854023759

dw about it

[pearl coral]

was expecting a powerful jumpscare

[unreal bay]

I am not that kind

[hybrid granite]

Where did they go

Omg

[unreal bay]

In your mind

[hybrid granite]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1366521106940559470/1474646773996978196/image0-2.gif

[pearl coral]

i like readin fast

i read history books fast and i read comics suuuper slow

[gloomy urchin]

DAMN

GOSH

NO

[rough holly]

damn... I feel so relaxed. Thank you for watching indeed.

That was insane. I'm surprised I could do it.

[gloomy urchin]

btw guys if you get attacked by 7 butterflies it doesnt matter that they do 1 DPS

vro ts pmo

[gleaming locust]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1366521106940559470/1474646773996978196/image0-2.gif

[teal wyvern]

You guys wanna see my school shoes?

[gleaming locust]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1246180699916992542/1303836634013237309/RHAH.gif

[gilded onyx]

deltarune is TWENTY FIVE DOLLLARS

I AM TOO b r o k e TO PURCHASE IT

the ULTRAKILL GODS BESTOW APOUN ME

GAYBRIEL

[scarlet cradle]

of all the people to call upon

[gilded onyx]

LISTEN

[scarlet cradle]

you chose that loser?

[gilded onyx]

I CAN EXPLAIN MINOS

PLEASE

I 'like' GABRIE;

PLEASE

https://tenor.com/view/stutters-i-know-that-sounds-bad-ego-guardians-of-the-galaxy-kurt-russell-gif-15922456

[scarlet cradle]

two words, creature of fur.

Prepare thyself.

[gilded onyx]

...

PLEASE

NO

WAIT

I

I LOVE YOU INSTEAD

[scarlet cradle]

anyways imma skedaddle it's 1 AM for me and I really need sleep cuz I have school... technically today

[gilded onyx]

HAH MINOS HAS SCHOOL

[scarlet cradle]

https://tenor.com/view/skeletor-running-away-run-away-running-away-laughing-laughing-gif-14227942975904398337

[vast merlin]

Burger

oh they didnt tag burger yet

Good

[prime brook]

They should tag the word "the" for a day just to be funny

[vast merlin]

the

Yes

[idle crest]

Been playing alot of overwatch, been almost exclusively playing moira.
Not going full dps with that character takes actual restraint.

Why did they make all the support characters so fucking good at killing shit? 😭

[prime brook]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-gif-5837147549451255056

been playing a lot of overwatch

[idle crest]

Look I love ripping people's souls out of their arses with science magic okay

And then spraying that life juice on my allies

It's fun

[wispy lake]

how do you level up in this server

been in this server for almost three years still at level 1 meanwhile I seen people in here a week that have level 3

[hybrid granite]

Chat a lot

Just talk with people. Level isnt how long you stay in the server its how active you are

I am top 100 in this server cause i chat frequently

[lavish blade]

how do i check my rank

[wispy lake]

I thought I'd have sent enough messages for one rank atleast lol

[hybrid granite]

#stat-rank-check

And /rank with willie bot

[lavish blade]

rank 13

[fervent wyvern]

When is multiplayer beta 😭

[idle crest]

I've been wondering, would it be possible to make a game about medieval battles where the structure of the battles play out something like a real battle?

So instead of people just running around trying to kill other people you'd actually have proper units made up of people and stuff.

I've heard of a game called hell let loose which based on the little I've seen of it appears to be a similar concept but fot a different historical period.

[gloomy urchin]

do you mean first person

[idle crest]

Ja

[gloomy urchin]

i mean probably but it'll have to compensate some things cuz too many players = lag

chivalry is like best we got

[idle crest]

Nah too many players ain't an issue if you plan it before hand

[hybrid granite]

Bannerlord has realistic formations but its mostly player vs npc. Although they have a napoleonic era campaign going on multiplayer only

[idle crest]

I'm not even sure how you'd make it so that people wouldn't all just play nobles

[idle crest]

Unfortunately chivalry ticks none of the boxes ):

[gloomy urchin]

medieval ✅

[idle crest]

Lol, hardly even medieval

[gloomy urchin]

corpos dont like doing mmo for some reason

[idle crest]

Only thing chivalry has going for it is that it's not mordhau

Because like, in actual battles people were in tight formations and there wouldn't really be many casualties at all until the losing side has basically already lost

[wanton portal]

worth?

[gloomy urchin]

reading INTP memes gives me an impression that i had one of the worst rng rolls possible

[wanton portal]

INTP

isnt that the uh

personalities

or some shit

[gloomy urchin]

yes

[idle crest]

What if it was a large battle simulator where each player is essentially a commander of a retinue which follows him and is comprised of npcs

[gloomy urchin]

i remember some game like this on youtube but i forgor

something about winning with less people using real life tactics

[idle crest]

Would be cool because you'd get the nobles and the peasants etc but players wouldn't need to play peasants who don't do alot

[gloomy urchin]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOJNSivJA8Y

[idle crest]

But obviously if men at arms or Billmen in your unit die you become weaker

More vulnerable

[gloomy urchin]

arent most military tactics like "dont let everyone attack the same spot at the same time and kill them one-by-one"

bottlenecks and allat

[river oriole]

bannerlord?

[wanton portal]

Geurilla Gorrila

Potato Tomato

Rise Rice

[idle crest]

Isn't that top down?

[river oriole]

no

you play as one character leading an entire army on the ground in large battles

you can even play it in first person

[idle crest]

Not leading an entire battle, I mean like first person where each guy basically leads a retinue of predictable npcs.

So like you're on the front lines and you have however many men at arms bunched up to the sides of you and behind you, and however many billmen behind them, etc

[river oriole]

yeah

that's basically how that game works

[gloomy urchin]

how is saber footwork different from boxing footwork

i dont notice any difference

[night kraken]

Not really, in bannerlord you control the entire party and army but you can control the size

[idle crest]

Bannerlord looks like another game where its kinda inconsequential if a bunch of guys you control die. With what I'm saying each player is very much trying to keep every one of their men alive

[river oriole]

oh you mean like a multiplayer thing

i wouldn't say its inconsequential since you pay to upgrade all your troops individually and if they die then all that investment is gone with them

[night kraken]

Yeah it doesn't really fit what you have in mind but you could actually do a playthrough like that.

Personally the last playthrough i did was similar but it was slightly modded but you could do it in vanilla too. Basically I just kept a small party size with like 25 people and joined an army or fought smaller battles and kept my guys alive

[night kraken]

Also losing guys after reaching the 100+ party size limit is absolutely inconsequential. You can make back the denars 10 fold that you lost from training troops, just from 1 battle

[river oriole]

well yeah but thats pretty late game

can still take a while to level up replacements and stuff

[night kraken]

Thats just starting mid game, end game is past 300+ party when you start creating your own kingdom

[river oriole]

ok then

[idle crest]

Okay I mean like, you're a knight or esquire with like 10 men with you, all 10 of these men are important to your success.

[river oriole]

i get way too bored by mid game to make it to late game i guess

[idle crest]

Wrong reply

[river oriole]

the diplomacy and stuff isn't interesting enough for playing beyond that point imo

bannerlord still kinda feels a bit unfinished to me for some reason

not sure why

[night kraken]

Because it is

It was supposed to way better but then Taleworlds just kinda abandoned working on it

[river oriole]

yeah that would explain it

[hybrid granite]

Im always too rich in bannerlord to worry about losing units

Units die? I just buy new ones and kill bandits then transform their gear into xp with that one steward perk

To train them back

[river oriole]

most of the effective strategies in that game also feel like

exploits

weird ass game

[hybrid granite]

Yeah bannerlord has potential but they went the wrong way with it

[gloomy urchin]

meow

[lavish blade]

you're the second person ever to use the term buffslop not including me

[gloomy urchin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/802977594860503042/1467162445729763502/togif.gif

whar

did you fumble reply that hard

[lavish blade]

??

[gloomy urchin]

i have never

said buffslop

EVER

wait

i'll be damned

[lavish blade]

lmao see

[hybrid granite]

anyone excited for sendai colony getting animated today?

[weary crag]

Still no update is actually wild

[gilded schooner]

what the fuck is a buffslop

[river oriole]

probably those mods that make the character grotesquely oversized

[drowsy finch]

Guys shout out bugs

Those guyz are so awesome

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1040361528521662465/1481005783813460219/image0.gif

[river oriole]

i was gonna shout out praying mantis that's crazy

[drowsy finch]

They’re so dope!! They’re one of my favorites !! :D

I love seeing them about, but I dislike it when they don’t lemme grab’m

[river oriole]

i don't approach them

they got sharp hands

cicadas are cool too

shout out to those guys

[random lion]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/945780132092739595/1486376772483154165/20260325_095001.gif

[hybrid granite]

i fucking love them

[river oriole]

when i was a kid i saw a praying mantis with two heads in a hospital parking lot

[hybrid granite]

i try to feed praying mantises in my yard but they're as dumb as sacks of rocks

i catch a grasshopper and put it infront the praying mantis cause im scared of handfeeding still and it tripped and scared the grasshopper into going to my neighbours

[drowsy finch]

Was it a female who ripped the head off of its mate?

[drowsy finch]

Whats wrong wit hand feeding ?

[hybrid granite]

im scared lol

what if it bites my finger

i'll get over that fear one day

but generally not afraid being around insects

spiders are spooky but i'd sit next to one

[drowsy finch]

Bahh who cares, bugs bite all the time, it’s purely a mechanical jaw too, they don’t even inject anyting

This guy was particularly bitey

[hybrid granite]

What bug is that

If its a stink bug i’ll be mad

I especially hate brown marmorated stink bugs

[vast merlin]

its a green bug

[indigo hare]

thats a green stinkbug

[drowsy finch]

It’s a June Beetle!

Wait no its not

Hang on

Yeah it is a Juniper Stink bug

I dont have beef with them since they’re native :)

[visual agate]

fhhhhf

[drowsy finch]

Pheenix loock at this buckg

[visual agate]

hhuh

is this a fractal

why he immeasurable

[bitter path]

eat him

[stable wren]

When forza 6 drops, my goal is to get every Car that was in the arcade game, manga, and anime only that was within Initial D

[hybrid granite]

ahh forza 6

if i had money id get that game

[stable wren]

The hardest part of my goal

Is that in the game, manga and anime

They'd have the same car

With different livery

Or color scheme

There is 3 porsches

And 4 Mercedes

That are the same car, but different liveries and colors

[river oriole]

Nah they were both attached at the same place on the neck

[drowsy finch]

Huh thats so interesting!!

Sounds a lil freakish but thats okay

[river oriole]

yeah!

[wanton portal]

What am I watching

[stable wren]

Y he have nuts?

[waxen heart]

I have no idea ask tgm cartoon

[waxen heart]

Africa roast battle animated

[pearl coral]

hi

[pearl coral]

this entire script is ai generated

FH in the big 26🥀

[waxen heart]

Hi sam how are you ?

[pearl coral]

meh

i got my driver’s permit that was good

[waxen heart]

Thats nice

[stable wren]

Polish Hussars

But no Polish Hussars

[calm pebble]

hi, The thing is, what kind of productive half sword game runs on an rtx 5060ti, i5-10400f computer with 16 GB of RAM? I've heard that the game doesn't have very good optimization.

[pearl coral]

cereal with no mirt

what do you think the next knight hero will be

[stable wren]

A very forgettable spear

Hybrid hero

[pearl coral]

OOOOO it would be cool if he used a broken lance..

[stable wren]

I am still holding hopes out for a knight hero who uses a arming sword and buckler

[pearl coral]

probably too similar to black prior and warlord for them to do

[stable wren]

Yeah, I am still mad the devs have yet to give Warden a accurate sallet nor bascinet, but they give warmonger a sallet 😭

[pearl coral]

warden has an ok barbute !

[stable wren]

Chainmail bevor one?

[pearl coral]

yes

[stable wren]

I rly like warden elite skin

The female one

Not the other

The sallet is very goofy lookin doe

But the Kastenburst makes it top tier

[pearl coral]

sallet’s fine

[stable wren]

You have this skin or nah?

I quit around the Wukong skin release so I never got this

[pearl coral]

no

i like my warden more on his own

[stable wren]

Show the drip!

Voor De Kroon looks so good

I need to buy it at some point

[stable wren]

You should check out Voor De Kroon at some point

[pearl coral]

give me a bit

[pearl coral]

i have it

it’s meh

[stable wren]

Oh, rly?

Ik it has mods, that have 14th century gear for one of them

[pearl coral]

behold america's lawbringer

gonna make the head green like the statue of liberty

[pearl coral]

yeah i mean there’s not much depth

in its current state i would just recommend a warband or bannerlord modpack

[stable wren]

https://tenor.com/view/freedom-intensifies-freedom-murica-merica-america-gif-17137351183953435312

[stable wren]

Darn, i was excited for it too.

I played bannerlord with like Napoleonic war mods

That shit was fun

It had some things wrong doe

[pearl coral]

https://www.moddb.com/mods/deeds-of-arms-chivalry

[stable wren]

Does this change maps too or nah?

[pearl coral]

ifk

ifk

idk.

[stable wren]

Rip

[pearl coral]

warden

[stable wren]

Sick!

What metal did you pick

Is that the Nickle i think its called

[pearl coral]

silver all over except for the helmet which i think is gold

[stable wren]

I hate when games count dragoons as heavy cavalry in games and mods

[pearl coral]

here's my evil ass raiderbringer

[stable wren]

What the fuck is this armor set?

[cunning finch]

three minutes after i get my drivers license

[pearl coral]

it’s an effect called archaic raider from one of the passes

i use it on gryphon too since it kinda looks like holden cross

[glacial grove]

Hello

[unreal bay]

https://youtu.be/UYql1m8HFug?is=VjKBXx2KgfZcKcFd

peak!!

[lyric fog]

no update😔

so so so sad

[drowsy finch]

9000 dollars

[unreal bay]

[verbal geyser]

what prestige you got him?

i main warden

[pearl coral]

9

[verbal geyser]

haha i’m 1 above u

full gold edgelord fit goes hard

i’ll send my warden when i’m home

[verbal geyser]

lmfao

yo could someone do /leaderboard in the #stat-rank-check for me?

[pearl coral]

i’ve been having fun with the new gryphon skin

[verbal geyser]

i personally don’t really like gryphon tbh

his moveset is weird for me

[pearl coral]

i mostly like him because of his executions and his idle and his guard break animations

he headbutts and backhands and hits with the shaft of his halberd all cool like

[spark quartz]

You bought the gryphon hero skin eh? Its pretty goddamn good

[pearl coral]

yes

i personalized mine heavy with the materials and the effect

[dusk hill]

Game name?

[cunning finch]

turbo dismount 2

[dusk hill]

Oh they made 2

[cunning finch]

yuh

it's the original but 20 times better

[swift carbon]

Shit I forgor they made a second one

[vagrant tangle]

Wsg chat

[signal oak]

uhhhh

I figured a fly hack

[hybrid granite]

I feel discomfort looking at this

[exotic sandal]

Why does half sword enhancer not work

[lime peak]

Bleeh

[swift carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/932830887337427005/1099723511485956237/attachment-186.gif

[pearl coral]

conqueraider

[visual agate]

oh

[pearl coral]

should i go ahead and buy my expensive helmet or buy a bunch of smaller pieces first with the money i’ve saved

[crude wagon]

Why tf do the chopped up body parts in HS:EA sound like barrels being hit?

[wheat brook]

Bc……. It’s just that way

[indigo hare]

Ask the mod creator on nexus

Or ask in #modders-guild-hall

[lavish blade]

idk prolly a placeholder until they find a better sound

[untold wraith]

ask ur mom

[lavish blade]

right on the money

[untold wraith]

chrime

[indigo hare]

Okay she said to ask your dad

[swift carbon]

Never

[untold wraith]

whats a modlord?

og mod?

[swift carbon]

Fr

[indigo hare]

Mod creators

[lavish blade]

pak modder

i think

[untold wraith]

why isn't moai a slightly more dehydrated color like chrome

?

pak modder?

[indigo hare]

I stay hydrated

[tranquil coral]

https://giphy.com/gifs/graggletwo-homelander-meme-what-is-he-talking-about-7DbgjlgPaqkxoX4fOy

[untold wraith]

12 cans of code red mnt dew on your desk rn

[tranquil coral]

I've seen bro before. He's fucking shredded, don't diss my boy @indigo hare

[indigo hare]

Hey the jerk store called, theyre all out of you

[untold wraith]

you clearly haven't seen his paul blart phase

[indigo hare]

Hey the loser store called, theyre all out of you

[tranquil coral]

Okay, you've got your boost for today, back into the pet cemetary you go now.

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-anime-luffy-monkey-gif-19415034

[untold wraith]

hey the rock store called, said they're out of the mediocre boring rock guy

thats either you or KISS the band

[indigo hare]

Well good thing you picked up, you can fill in

[indigo hare]

Do you get it? I called you the mediocre one

[untold wraith]

misinfo

i am the guy

not the rock guy

im the guy that rocks

your the guy whos a rock

[indigo hare]

You’re*

[untold wraith]

i already corrected myself because i am the guy who rocks

and you

are not the guy who rocks

[indigo hare]

You didn’t correct yourself

[untold wraith]

you are the rock guy

[wheat brook]

Moai you’re negative as fuck bro

[untold wraith]

the guy who is a rock

[wheat brook]

Like you don’t like anything

[indigo hare]

Show me the correction

[wheat brook]

Fucking bitch

[indigo hare]

Stizz more like fizz cause you fizzled out

[wheat brook]

Jk😘

[untold wraith]

god damn stizz

[indigo hare]

Should I time him out?

[wheat brook]

😡😡😡😡

[untold wraith]

stizz more like fucking IDIOT

[wheat brook]

Oh yeah?

You fucking weasel

[untold wraith]

more like LOSER

[indigo hare]

Call him ugly

[untold wraith]

MORE LIKE UGLY

[indigo hare]

Ha

Got em

[wheat brook]

This is misinformation

[untold wraith]

no proof

[lavish blade]

downoad my rain mod ty https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/260

[wheat brook]

So basically I’m tall, handsome, strong, and a baller😅

[untold wraith]

you are the guy who is neither a rock or the guy who rocks. you're the guy who is a guy. what a loser

[wheat brook]

Woah this actually might go hard asf

[lavish blade]

😁

[untold wraith]

pay me

[wheat brook]

Is this for indoors only? Outdoors too?

[untold wraith]

indoor

[wheat brook]

Bro don’t be a fucking lemon

[lavish blade]

nah only for outdoor maps and the armory because it has windows

[wheat brook]

Hell yes

[untold wraith]

https://giphy.com/gifs/random-lemon-will-sasso-KRn1B7somjApq

[lavish blade]

i alr invested 20 something dollars on the rain blueprint i bought off fab i don't need to spend even more

[untold wraith]

$1

7 minutes

7 minutes is all i can spare to play your mod

with $1 ofc

downloading process time included

[wheat brook]

Loser

[untold wraith]

your mother begged to have 7 minutes with me for a $1

im sorry

i had to

Crazy way for chat to die

[wheat brook]

Fucking jackass

[stable wren]

Wassup Misinfo, no amount of money will make me not simp for sigmas

Anyways

Horse

[stable wren]

That's fucking rude

Anyway, horse

[scarlet cradle]

https://tenor.com/view/acheran-40k-captain-acheran-acheran-sultry-space-marine-2-acheran-warhammer-gif-14014419304722339719

I think we found a descendent of captain acheran here

[stable wren]

Sir, that was a resident evil reference

https://tenor.com/view/wesker-wekser-resident-evil-7-minutes-vc-gif-8365288248816285753

[scarlet cradle]

alright I'll start getting atomized now

[stable wren]

Ik... here, have cadpat.

[untold wraith]

Hulk

(angry)

[wheat brook]

You think????

[left shadow]

No updates

why

[stable wren]

@late hearth Can you liqudate this man?

[untold wraith]

Devs said not to expect an update for the rest of the year

Sometime around December

[left shadow]

better be a big update then

Im hoping

[untold wraith]

(look at my name btw)

[left shadow]

yikes

i feel stupid now

[wheat brook]

“Look at my name btw”

[wheat brook]

Don’t feel stupid he’s a fucking muppet

[wheat brook]

https://tenor.com/view/you-is-kind-you-is-smart-you-is-important-the-help-gif-23612550

[drifting stirrup]

Asmodeus looking at me like:

https://giphy.com/gifs/tf2-freaky-hmzandsn-LdDmltD0NYQ1j4XlS1

[white kestrel]

mmmm ok hs enhanced is broke

the only fix i could give it is a file nuke

damn half-swordiness

ish

[indigo hare]

Don’t blame halfsword blame the broken mod

[white kestrel]

agreed

[gilded wolf]

sooo uhhhhh

dead game?

[gloomy urchin]

meow

[oak olive]

shut up

[gloomy urchin]

:((

https://tenor.com/view/lapwing-vrchat-hash-guilty-tears-gif-8525597998177667729

[drifting stirrup]

I swear I have seen this one before

I just don't know where

[gloomy urchin]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Jofp_95qlgg

youtube decided to teach me how to draw huh

[vast merlin]

yo what is dis

[gloomy urchin]

some random ass events youtube decided to do

[cyan schooner]

That's multiple lines in the example.

[gloomy urchin]

should've given him crowbar

[lime harness]

what's a worse thing to hear

the planet is cracking

or

the dead aren't staying dead

this has been my sleep deprived question

[white prawn]

why don't counterstrike YouTubers just counter the strike when they get striked by YouTube

[steel iron]

youtube is pretty good at countering counter strikes

[white prawn]

so they can counter strike, too?

[steel iron]

https://tenor.com/view/say-that-again-gif-968943876633031890

[white prawn]

me and my whole team being carried so hard rn by this one guy in cs2

[pearl coral]

hi

[hybrid granite]

Whats up

[steel iron]

whats down

[pearl coral]

fart smeller vs smart feller

[hybrid granite]

The gilded foulds and those thingies at the shoulder go hard

I just woke up so i cant remember the name

[pearl coral]

tassets !

besagews !

[hybrid granite]

Yea

I cant remember anything when i wake up

[gloomy urchin]

the latter

but tbh im gonna go with "it depends"

[zenith hearth]

Terraria

[sour tendon]

Guys i made a update to the roblox half sword

[zenith hearth]

roblox half sword?

[sour tendon]

Yea

It doesn't look exactly like it but it has like similar mechanics

I tried my hardest

[sour tendon]

Wanna try?

[zenith hearth]

sure for a little bit
send the link

[sour tendon]

okay

https://www.roblox.com/games/138622133881236/Half-Sword-BETA

pls dont hate

u can go on maps

on the gui

[zenith hearth]

Seems alright
I will say tho
the music is a bit weird

[sour tendon]

If you want I can add like bots so you could go to like bots and bosses instead of it being like multiplayer

[zenith hearth]

that would be cool

[sour tendon]

okay i will work on that

[obtuse frost]

Normalize optimizing games

[sour tendon]

Wym By that

[gloomy urchin]

normalize not publishing unoptimized slop

many triple A games dont bother with optimization and instead go with AI frame gen and other bullshit

there r plenty of examples of games from 2010s having graphics AND optimization better than wtv we have today

we forgot half of genuinely good graphic techniques and instead go with horrid "industrial standards"

[sour tendon]

sooo what

what r u tryin to say about my game?

dont forget its on roblox a plat form for all device

[gloomy urchin]

i dont see him engaging with your convo whatsoever so i dont see what that has to do anything with your game

you'd need to try really hard to make roblox game lag even
the only issue is slop of servers roblox got that doesnt allow any smooth gameplay past 50ms ping

[gloomy urchin]

man gamedev is harder than i thought

especially ai

shouldve went into designing,,,

[tranquil coral]

Stop releasing games that are over 100 gigabytes big for no reason.

[gloomy urchin]

https://youtube.com/shorts/YFJcpa_qrbc is it possible to do irl at such speed

i try but i cant shift my weight that fast

[sour tendon]

what bro ITS ON ROBLOX

[tranquil coral]

Oh and also stop making normal games run like ass.

That's also what "normalizing optimization" means.

[sour tendon]

y u got to hate bitch

i can do what i want

[tranquil coral]

I'm explaining what they mean by normalizing optimization.

I'm not shitting on you.

[shell lichen]

ZERO hesitation, instantly killed his friend

[sour tendon]

so whats ts then?

[tranquil coral]

"Stop making games that are 100 gigabytes big and stop releasing games that run horribly for no reason." I'm explaining what this person is saying to you.

[bitter path]

Stop releasing games

[gloomy urchin]

did he miss point blank range with a shotgun

[restive trench]

stop

[bitter path]

_ _

[shell lichen]

Yep lmfao

[gloomy urchin]

twice 😭

[shell lichen]

I think its a rifle actually

It dont got shells

[tranquil coral]

Best aim in bonelab since boneworks.

[bitter path]

Best aim in tarkov since contract wars

[shell lichen]

Nah once

Gotta stick to the facts here

Very important

[gloomy urchin]

fine

buh

[wanton portal]

https://youtu.be/whkyE6Pmuac?si=SB8oy8NNekM2GxZ1

[tribal quail]

h

[tranquil coral]

What? "H"?! That's the stupidiest thing I've ever seen in my life!

[white prawn]

if you slow down some silly sounding music enough it starts becoming silent hill ambience

[wanton portal]

Denji and Pochita were based around Finn and Jake so

[gloomy urchin]

i dont understand this meme format and i dont like it

wait i forgot

meow

[topaz oak]

the chainsaw man ending

[gloomy urchin]

oh it ended

that means 2 more years for the anime

[wanton portal]

Isnt Mappa busy with jjk though

https://tenor.com/view/naoya-naoya-zenin-jujutsu-kaisen-jjk-anime-gif-191894246391526136

[gloomy urchin]

no clue

i only watch anime and barely scratch the surface of the anime community

[quaint otter]

where can I report bugs or improvements?

oh wait nevermind

[vast merlin]

holy shit it all make sense now

[untold wraith]

Jojo reference

[gloomy urchin]

ts pmo

it doesnt hit even at that distance

[forest juniper]

yo

[lavish blade]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/200

new gun mod update

i fixed the grips

[shell swift]

Sir, please update, sir. I'm starved for an update.

[lavish blade]

update what

[worldly vapor]

what is that purple branch sticking out his arm

[gloomy urchin]

his clothes idfk

[elder pawn]

burger

[gloomy urchin]

i went too far into youtube music playlist

shit's a banger as well

[elder pawn]

burger

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1466115307289575476/1486425412858024096/Cat.gif

[elder pawn]

those are all rectangles

[lime harness]

Oooo

[gloomy urchin]

meow im going to bed goobnight everynyapony

[drowsy finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1109638347539877968/1411830777469075506/togif.gif

[drowsy finch]

I lowkenuinely think u’d like the game that it’s from

[swift carbon]

It’s like scav prototype or something?

[drowsy finch]

Mhmm

[swift carbon]

You go into a cave right?

[drowsy finch]

Yeah! Basically!!

[swift carbon]

I want to try it

[drowsy finch]

It’s been filling the zomboid itch while I wait for 42 stable

[untold wraith]

Crazy

[drowsy finch]

It’s free and small!

[untold wraith]

Stealing my meme now huh?