#general-catfish-🐱🐟
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Just win fights son
fight until you can attend the tourney, then win the tourney to go to the next
The tourney is like the Super Bowl😆
Or.. World Cup😒
For soccer enjoyers
Oh, not the champions then
im praying you recover your lost braincells soon
ill put up some flyers around the neighborhood and see if anyone has seen them
dw
What??
What are you even talking abt
I hate you bro
Jk!
ragebaitdeer caught a stray
AAAAHHHH
my heart burns with the wrath of a thousand suns and with hot sauce
IT HURTS
IT BURNS
IS THIS WHAT MY ASS FEELS EVERY TIME I EAT HOT FOOD??
AHHHH
guh
wehh
what did you eat 😭
it burns
The Sun.
I CAN FEEL THE SOLAR ECLIPSE IN MY STOMACH
THE PAIN IS WORSENING
I CAN FEEL MY BODILY FLUIDS EVAPORATING
IT’S LIKE SOMETHING PRICKLY AND BIG IS GRINDING AGAINST MY INTERNAL WALLS
🔥
I will die in fourty-five minutes, Cat.
the deluxe edition armor looks like the Baron's daddy
crazy
oh… rip…
what did you have
The Sun.
WHAT DID YOU HAVE
The Sun.
i remember MY first flaming hot cheetoh
i had the black container boldak (SP?) ramen once
It does not compare to the pain I am suffering through as of now
The Sun is very spicy, I have learned
milk will get rid of this pain,
but if I didn’t have the milk, what would I be?
it was peak 🙏
The Sun.
YOU ATE IT HOE
I was hungry
covetus
and had nothing in the fridge
not even a box of crackers in the cabinet
it was food.
and NOW what is it
…My Demise.
better than $50 for uber eats tho?
you arent hungry now!
as hell spawn does
wait til u have the finale tonight
…the finale?
its on a journey rn
I am going to die tonight
NOT THE LAVA BUTT 😭
i kinda want enchiladas now from this convo no clu why
…If you didn’t have the Enchilada, what would you be without it?
a hungry sad man 🙁
so yes i do imply that your butt will have the resurrection of the century
Pheonik butt
probably
I think The Sun has returned to the sky now
i've decided you were not being sarcastic at all and in fact is very serious
😟
Can you see now
I got to rank 2. If I die, do I get to make a new character at that rank or do I need to start over from zero?
yeah you start at that rank
no you make a new character at your obtained rank
Cool
or you can choose not to
insure weapons and armor so it's easier to rise through the ranks again
i miss climbing up the ranks in half sword we need anew challengeee
Yes I quite enjoyed the beta
”Pheonix Butt” misses the old times
I think so too
considering that
I essentially gave birth to The Sun
-# do you all have make it a quote here
Yeah, I've been doing that for all my good gear
fao is mao
Lmfao lmao
somehow
Its time to choose
logarithms are fucking stupid so i chose bedtime story
it appears its some kind of game story idk
ok i will now comically post asmr in my feed for a week
"comically"
yes comically
algorithm
that one minecraft achievement
👀
-# Pheonik gooned to these
I haven’t played the game in months is it good yet
No
yo half swor d whas up man
lets talk about sheetz and how they cant make a sandwich to save their fucking lives and how it'd probably be ok if I were to throw a firecracker into their kitchen next time they fuck my shit up
the cops would be on my side
???
idk where you at but if you got sheetz you alr know
??
sandwichs are not that interesting why do we need science for them
Every time without fail you take abite outta one of their subs that shit turns into a I.E.D and it ruins anything nice you might be wearing
Sandwiches ARE that interesting dawg, especially if your main job is to be making them? You oughta be versed on the sandwich sciences
im well versed in ghettosmosh
A sandwich is supposed to bring joy and jubilation not fuck your whole day up
you gotta be doing something terribly wrong if your sandwich is a day ruiner
yeah man thats half on me
i dont fuck all today but sleep and rot but im hungover
i thought a sandwich would pull me back from the deep end but it just catapulted me into the abyss bro
im in shark infested waters and they love fucking up white hoodies
the worst day ive had since paula left
oh my god bro please
Is that who I think it is?
YOURE the lemon 😠
are you a british man that would explain not knowing what a sheetz it
s
this guy?
No idk who that is
What???
Genuinely wtf are you saying
ok i get that i say a lot of weird shit
but how the fuck do you not know what im saying there
Did you just call me British?
yes who else calls people lemons
Man.. idek what to say to you
ok lmao
I'm not a cryptid dawg I'm just jeffrey
Sheetz is a store/ "restauraunt"
Lemon is a very british thing to say, I don't think they got Sheetz in the UK
you were acting mad confused when i brought sheetz up, so
fuckin yknow
inference and stuff
Man.. idek what to say to you
Ok
😠 do not fuck with me pal
I fucking hate you bro
why 🙁
You’re the worst person ever bro I fucking hate your ass
Stupid fuck
I’m jk Jeffery😂😆
You carry so much hatred its dumb asl
I love you🩷
wtf
come to appalachia
Hell no I went to Appalachian state for a visit once, weirdest shit in the world
friendly peopple
friendy animal.
a lot of shit happens up in the mountains you do not want to miss
i saw it myself
i heard it
they were laughing in the trees im not fucking with you
children laughing in the middle of nowhere out in the forest but i dont think they weere real
i never ran so fast
Are you serious or are you bullshitting
im not bullshitting
wtf???
im a cray guy but the woods are fucked up man when youre alone its a whole different cateogry
i done looked into the eyes of the world and it fucking wiped my brain over like a clean slate
have you ever done mushrooms
lmao
i stared at grass for an hour because it remindedme of the grass i saw when i was a youngin
and then i had an argument with a burrito but thats not important
everything around us is alive gangster
it carries memory just like us
if the grass is a hivemind
maybe it could remember me too
No what the
good drugs are bad for you dont do them
I.. don’t plan on doing so
my mushroom guy got arrested for being too epic anyway
nah he got arrested for having a line prepared in his car before break
some narc saw it sitting on his phone and when I came out to hang at his car there were police all over the lot
kept telling dude to get clean for his kids before something bad happens dude wouldn't listen
dude found out the hard way
no more mushrooms for me 🙁
its ok imagine trying to work with a dude whose strung out all the time it's kinda hard to get shit done
mf would go to the bathroom every 10 minutes and come out drenched in sweat speaking pure gibberish and once he got arrested everybody at the warehouse is like "omg I had nooo ideaaa!!!" like be fucking fr
Yikes😬
i think my next venture stizz i know you dont give a fuck but i love rambling
I would like to work on a commercial fishing boat
or be a lighthouse technician, you get to live at one for months at a time basically just chilling out on the ocean
fishing boats cool but its also freezing and a lot of really hard work but they make bank bank
Oh wait cool
right now im just stacking roof trusses outside all day but its cool cuz you can smoke as much as you want
for just under living wage lmao
You’ll get it bro
if i was a smart guy i'd clean myself tf up and go to school or find an office job
or get that CDL and start truckinn baby
so much shit to go wrong too tho
Yeah but that applies with literally everything
i mean yeah fair enough
never know unless you push yourself to do shit but change is fuckn scary
dream job is to be like a wildlife conservationist hanging out in the forest w the cryptids and makin deer FUCK
get up in a firewatch tower and watch the horizon blast orange over every tree for miles dude shit would be so beautiful
That’s beautiful
You have a very open mind
did hlafsword added narrow passage
No
I wish tho
What was that even gonna be abt
Random question but does anyone here watch Eddsworld?
invincible season 4 kinda peak so far ngl
businessman discovers 3rd world freelance labor for the first time
since there is a ufo, does that mean we will get secret alien weapons?
we have a pistol already why not a death ray
What the fuck?
Am I tweaked?
Bro someone attend to my discomfort damn it
Am I hallucinating?
did your game crash
or did you close it mid-immediately after match and when u opened it again u did another round
Shoot Akita Neru in the head with an AR15
Halfsword is turning footsteps into pfennings
ar15s are ugly
Kill Akita Neru "fans"
Stop being evil 
it's ok
I'm not even a fan she's just kinda cute and it's.matching pfp with someone an I'm not changing it until they do
Proving my point
what’s wrong with them?
?????
idk I just find them ugly except for like specific types
Lord of the fakecels
is the m16 an ar15?
Pretty sure it is
oh well I like those ones a lot they're pretty
if I remember correctly the AR-15 is just the civilian models of the M4s
I think so
I think its just like.very specific one I find ugly
you know nvm I changed my mind
they're cool I guess
The AR-15 is a huge family of rifles, it's an umbrella.
The entire M16 family tree is but stuff like the 416 and MCX rifles obviously are not.
umm no it's a gun
not an umbrella
get ur facts right bdudy
You're so right
I like them a decent bit but a lot of them can be ugly
thanks
THIS thing rhough
I think the stock closed ones really fucking ugly
Very ugly
Let me find my gun hot take rq
I can just say it nvm, LPVOs on rifles look ugly.
Function is another thing entirely but they dont look good imo
Hey how do I play with my friend
In free mode you can pvp on local
One exception, they look good on AR-10's 
lemme look
Here is an example
that's true
They are kind nice on AR-10's because they are a larger caliber and meant for longer ranges
So it doesnt look so overkill 😭
h!!!!!!!!!!!ai Israeli folly!!!!!!!!
NOT MY NAME
oh goggle showed me djfferent
it looks fine I guess I don't like it that much but I don't not like it
Here's an example of an AR10 with one online
tf in the dystopian shit hole is that
😕🥀🥀😭😭😭😭😳😳🥀🥀🥀✌️🥺🥺😖😖😖😖😖😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😳😳🥺🥺🥺
?????????
Eh, they are pretty functional but there is better looking options.
Looks dont beat function but on video game looks beat function 
why does ur pfp say lsd
true
outlast refernec
why doesn't yours? :(
ok it looked like the sling was one of those dumb fins that are required in states that do not follow the constitution
hmmmm ok
CUS incant Chang it?!!!!!!!!!!!....!!!!!!,!!!
Also if anyone does not know, LPVO just means Low Power Variable Optic.
A common zoom you see on them is 1-6x or 1-8x.
It's versatile but has a lot of downsides like durability and doesnt work with analog night vision devices.
:(
meow
Stupid cat
:(
dies
real
@unkempt scroll
What do you want from me
I don't understand
u rn
Okasy
Wanna get dinner sometime
Sure
Awesome
i had to cheese devmode because i trusted stupid ass narrator :(
i am like 20 in-game days into this colony i dont want to die because of some stupid ass immortals which i could avoid if "i DiDnT nEeD to dEstRoy as SoOn aS poSsiBle"
yes i am type of person to choose commitment mode and then bitch about it
@waxen nexus
im rank 6 now rahh
He is the reason why the earth is spinning because he is working 24/7
i hate leg day i hate leg day i hate leg day
is it bad that im just straight up snacking on pepto bismol
but who will carry the boats
and the logs
if you hate leg day
hey i said i hate it not that i dont do it
also david goggins is stupid im sorry
good discipline but absolutely horrid physical training which as far as i understand doesnt include recovery
yay im finally home
im free in 1h finally weekend
minecraft pvp is stupid but its stupid fun
Willie has new hat
god picking charity as good was a bad choice
I HAVE
9 HUMANS ALREADY
STOP GIVING ME MORE
I CANNOT FEED THEM
WHY DOES SHE HAVE A FUCKING DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN
bro doing yoga or sm
Chat the weirdest thing just happened
id pick leg day rather than most muscle groups
i shot my crossbow by accident at the start of a round and missed the enemy.
It hits a random wall
the crossbow bolt bounces back
hits the guy in the back of the head
wtf?
FUCK SQUATS
thats so cool
Proof or it didn't happen
they should put fat people in halfsword
squats are peak dawg
I HATE THEM
not even as a joke
i wanna be a fat boy who doesnt move under any circumstances whatsoever
i was playing slums earlier
as a fat fucking chud i agree 💖
and i got shoved down the hill
i didnt think they could do it, and then they did it to me
Beggar issues
ok i think i just hate any exercise with many reps
Get stronger
and i see gaining 500lbs as a solution
im not spelling that.
Willie needs to bulk
imagine picking up that cool looking curiass and then seeing the message "it doesnt fit"
The salami lid wont fit
WHO IS THAT IN THE GIF BRO
Why is there a chroma keyed random guy there
This is true
idk how to prove this but he has no other wounds other than the bolt
and i wouldn't of had the angle to shoot him head on
i know what would make me feel better after a greivous, devastating wound
stuffing my face with other people's food
guys who wins
a 47 yo woman with no left arm and a tentacle instead of the right
or a tribal 16 yo girl
I believe you 
I turned on instant replay in NVIDIA for this very reason
no one won but woman got more injured
the crossbow is cracked in a 1v1
hey devs why cant i stab with my right hand anymore
pls change that back
More pictures of my cat
omg its so cute
He was gripping my hand with its legs to not let go
he demands belly rubs
bro kicking the camera
Belly rub privacy
god damn paparazzi
when was the last time it opened its eyes
i wish cats were real
They are
What is a cat
🤔
Mmhhh
hey no politics
WHAT POLITICS
Its a 4 legged creature knoen as a feline
That mews and meows n stuff
15 FUCKING DAYS TO REGROUP IN A TRIBAL CAMP???
yes
bro im not even sure if i'll survive winter and he asks for 15 days with his 4 children
Is that the odd creature that gets the greebles
Yes
im sorry but after reading more carefully rockefeller is stupid
That’s like 1700 silver worth of lung, kidney, and heart from each for a grand total of 8,500
oh hey
once in a lifetime a game seer actually goes in general
holy
A CATGIRL!!
from a most advanced warfare fleet mind you
soldier catgirl absolute cinema
i banned harvesting sorry
my ideology bans all fun
What do you do if one of you colonists gets cancer?
That’s what I meant, from the photos I saw your people were likely unable to make prosthetics
Ahh
Chuck Norris died. What is this timeline we live in
he left to voice his complaints to the big man upstairs
Good malware’s music making process sure is unique I’ll give him that
yeah
Eid Mubarak Willies!!
This is 100% the wrong place to ask tis
i cant download half sword tech demo
I don’t care
OH MY GOD WHAT??
Are you serious???(????
Tribal? As in the TABS faction?
Don't even joke lad
😟
This yo hb?
save her or let her hang?
stomp on her hands
hello


who can teach me how to play
best advice I can give: with whatever you think looks the coolest 😛 whether that's the actual tabletop game, or just videogames & stories
Happy march 20th
i'll maybe go with the tabletop game since i like tabletop games. just gotta see who i can play with lol
I rarely if ever actually play any games. I enjoy collecting the minis 😛 I mean, I'd love regular battles but I haven't anyone to battle with most of the time 😅
point be, you don't need anyone else, persay
oh you can play it solo?
i thought its like dnd where you need a DM and probably some more players
you actually can, yes! 😛 obviously it's mostly geared towards & is best with others, but you can give certain models certain rules they must follow & play against them etc
thats cool
what happens when you have a perfect run 😔
That or running liquid just decides that it’s your time
The tech for a good run is spamming food and water
the qol mod saved so much slipping in 1 tile water
it drove me mad spawning in, finding a grav bag, crafting a knife relatively quickly and then falling to my death cause of 1 tile water
also what did yall think of sbr episode 1? i personally loved it
I’ve been having lots of fun with the MP mod
Me and my pals are the dream team fr
none of my friends play cas:u 😔
best car manufacturer in all of planet eart
Iz very good car
I’ll ping you whenever I hop on gmod tonight to totally carmog you
go die
I think it really highlighted my level of anguish
this definition not the other
Like it elevated my despair to a point where the audience can really relate to me
what audience
I understood!! It’s okay!
You know, the readers!!!
RIP we lost a legend today.
ive heard that name before
idk who who is but he seems like a nice guy
rip
One of the greatest action heroes in cinema history.
The man was so powerful his tears could cure cancer, to bad he has never cried.
You’re jookking dude what??
Nothing can kill him though??
Noo it is truee
Fuuckk :((
Rumor has it that God called him home to fight on the front lines in hell.
-# He did actually pass though.
Genuinely upsetting news :(
What will happen if you name willie "chuck norris"
I grew watching Walker Texas Ranger. Side Kicks was my favorite movie for a whole summer. Then the man became an absolute legend of an internet meme.
Hell yeah. I remember there was a popular meme video series on YouTube, chuck Norris in oblivion. That was hilarious back then. Norris was the man
Such a great series!
The original TES IV: Oblivion machinima series compiled together into one big ole kick ass movie. To be enjoyed alongside the upcoming 'Chuck Norris in Oblivion: The Last Genesis' on 11-11-21.
Follow the legendary hero as he faces friends and foes alike while discovering the ancient techniques behind beating the crap out of everything.
________...
except for gandalf the grey and gandalf the white and monty python and the holy grails black knight and benito mussolini and the blue meanie and cowboy curtis and jambi the genie, robocop, the terminator, captain kirk, darth vader, lo pan, superman, every single power ranger, bill s. preston and theodore logan, spock, the rock, doc ock and hulk hogan
Only if they come out of nowhere lightning fast, though 🙄
I’m too much of a newgen to have seen his earlier work, but I still definitely idolized him
It was indeed the most epic of show downs of ultimate destiny but it was also an alternate timeline. Our Chuck eats mister Rogers for breakfast. \
unfortunately they kicked chuck norris in his cowboy ass
It haadd to be
Mr Rogers could NOT live for a century >:(
Seems like the bloodiest battle I’ve ever seen
Why dont free mode knights have bevors and mail?
Actually some have mail I just encountered it
What did you just say
Nevermind bro
That was corny asf I apologiz
Chat aspartame is so fucking tasty
he is still alive btw
Haven’t seen you in a bit!!
.
You bois fuckn?
Hire your own freaking npcs!!!
i honestly forgot that was even a thing in this game
BITCH I FEEL LIKE JESSE PINKMAN
MORE ARTIFICIAL SWEETENERS ‼️‼️‼️‼️
creamer
mil ch?
cream3eer
Milgk
Hell no😭
Artificial dyes, parabens, and high fructose syrups are where it’s at
Crumbl cookie with skittle drink🤤
I got cyberpunk cause it’s on sale
It’s good so far
Im still real early game
im pissed i had 40 dollars and bought operator but then as soon as i did READY OR NOT
went on sale
I should get you outlast trials so you can join the gang
Cyberpunk’ll get even better as you play tooo
typa image you see in half sword after your head gets split into 2
why is it blank
Cause it split your mind in two
helldivers dlc is 15 bucks but i needa save.. i hate how expensive ram is
7 billion dolar for 2 ram
exactly.. i just want that dlc but NOOOOOOOOO ram has to be 300 dollars
welding machine
but my balls would be itchy after it
flex tape
maybe sow them back together if flex tape doesn't work
Ibuprofen?
yeah like that one thing
Sounds familiar
meow meow meow
sooooo update when ?
You have to dig treches …!
what if you just go to the local AI database thing and yoink sum ram?
problem solved
that would work but i need ddr5 laptop ram
and they use the expensive ones
for pc's
steal a nasa supercomputer
idk

me fr rn
oookkk buddy boy
ok 👍 (but louder)
why is the faq no where to be found
if the faq is your power, then what are you without it?
silence Socrates
lol no gif for you
why is this
because the
im not gonna send fat willies
why is half sword so expensive
no money
i am trying so hard to be nice rn
i spent all my money on cs
gng just switch channels before i say something mean
ice cold
if its so cheap then buy it for me
go to an atm this instant
no
then come back home
no
and buy the game for me
why no free for people who play game since it was just abyss
??
fr
could atleast make it understandable
ok
???
gng you been on dc for 4 years no way you dont know how to use gifs
r u slow
yeah
how do i send gifs on this server exactly?
*you're
keep on talking in the server to earn rights
actually pal
are you like 10
does your mother make you wear a helmet around the house
Hows optimization now?
erm akt-ually
better now
Actually not bad
It still fucks up sometimes tho
but could still be added more i'd say
its to a point where all you need is a good pc
Have you bought the game yet?
Not yet
Just waiting till stuff evens out
Aw dang it
whats its full price?
you have to wait 1 and a half years to use discord little buddy
like rn
Some bs I forgot
$40?
I think?
Or was it $30?
gangalang i am a fully grown adult
shut yo booty up cuz
"11 1/2" alright bud
even that aint all that bad
i got it the literal minute it came out
mighta been the top 15 people to play it first
to buy it at least
i miss being able to explore the outskirts
No you were not
Ok
Ts is going to be so heavy (hopefully the blackened finish provides some rust resistance)
What the hell you bought that??
Yup
Just the armor tho
I think the under armor clothing comes with it, but I can’t be sure.
That’s a lot bro
its gonna be made of polyester
The seller said he uses steel, so I presume that’s what he used
I’m returning it if it isn’t.
I will send that shit right back through customs.
It was on a 60% discount, and I just got paid yesterday, so I just took initiative
Didn’t want to wait for it to be full price
This was the funniest shit I’ve seen all day😭😭😭😭
Damn what if it’s too heavy
Get swole 💪
Won a lot more than gold
What the fuck??
Who’s clips are these??
little stick of deathj
mine
Are you serious😭😭
yes
Bro what the hell😭😭😭
Dia duit and shite
Bro what is March 20th
A day that gets double thumbs up
No fuck you it doesn’t deserve double thumbs up
duuude

What's the matter?
you're gonna get fucked over hard
How so?
If it looks anything like other than the picture, I'm returning it
you'll have a hard time getting any good non-historical armor from any normal website, just like with historical armor you should probably contact a real bonafide blacksmith with a proven customer base and their own products and pictures\
for honor and its consequences
i hate to recommend Armstreet but if you want fantasy armor that isnt entirely based in india/pakistan and does actually send what they have pictures of then i recommend Armstreet
Hmm, I don't know any good smiths. Besides, I'm not looking for a direct copy of the image, if it looks a little different, I'm going to keep it, but if I'm gonna get some polyester crap, we're gonna have problems.
I don't really want to wait 5 centuries for Indian made armor either.
I'll bear them in mind, though.
there's a 99% chance that the guy you're ordering from is in india
and also probably a 60% chance that it wont show up
if this is the level of resemblance you're looking for, that's probably how it'll be
also the picture of "your" armor is made with ai anyway so it's virtually impossible for it to look like the picture
product picture vs product
Oh my fucking God that looks like shit 😭
what website did you find the guy on
I don't think I want to say
I had something cooler happen to me today
Why is everything being deleted
Now I look like a fool
do you know what you use internet explorer for?
slay thy armourer dawg💔
Doesn’t know Terry Davis ball?
could never be me
ok
holy shit that is brutal
I'm gonna kill that bird
is that the best programmer that ever lived?
Yes, gods chosen programmer
He also made some pretty better than real elephants
Interesting npcs in crimson desert
is that fiona!?
damn they are red hair now
Comes with the season
they all have that dead look in their eyes like they just got out of a 14 hour shift in the shoe polish factory
Welcome to medieval times
TAKE ME BACK!!
Then don’t steal bread, it’s bad
That little boy is being locked in the Brazen Bull because he's begging
Against the rules
The kind of shoulder-to-waist ratio that only an 80s dark fantasy barbarian could dream of
It would make the emperor proud, truly
How’s it going chevy
sup
Hemorrhaging !?!??!!?
A car!
Terry Davis lowk danced like my Grandpa
01010100 01100101 01111010 01100011 01100001 01110100 01101100 01101001 01110000 01101111 01100011 01100001
The last 'Tec in the blue and yeller.
The very last Aztec in Sweden?
Ah. Another... muse...
my king
🪬
🪬
Great
How it feels being able to win every fight in the game
he didnt unload the bullet




