general-catfish-🐱🐟

[patent jungle]

i will try

i love lemon

[oak olive]

👍👍

[restive trench]

my friend drinks like 1 every 3 days or something

[oak olive]

I rarelybdrink it for th energy drink part it's just kinda soda to me

[patent jungle]

i mean and if it doesnt really affect him and his sleep schedule its all fine

[restive trench]

ive never had monster cause they expensive :(

[patent jungle]

as long as he does activities and sport and sh

[oak olive]

how much where u lice

[patent jungle]

for me its almost 2 eur

[restive trench]

43 a can

[oak olive]

bro gas is 4.70 where I live rn

[oak olive]

43 dollars??!

[restive trench]

egp

[oak olive]

or whatever cirenecy

[restive trench]

43 egp

which is less than 1 usd

[patent jungle]

thats like 82 cents lol

[oak olive]

is that some African currency

[restive trench]

about 90 cents i think

[restive trench]

egypt

[oak olive]

I forgot what egp is

[patent jungle]

diff economies

[oak olive]

of so yea

oh

[patent jungle]

so like

[oak olive]

Arabic is a nice languafe

[patent jungle]

his coins are cheap for us

but thats the usual for him

i mean im from spain so i dont have usd

[terse ore]

orange?guava?strawberry and cream?

wtf are thise

those

[cunning finch]

tr

[forest juniper]

TREPGANG

[patent jungle]

ive heard of guava

[patent jungle]

peak game

[restive trench]

she has the secret flavors

[oak olive]

strawberry fields forever orange is the orange one it's basically just fanta tho

[patent jungle]

guava is some extraordinary fruit i think

[oak olive]

no theyere at circle k where am I am

[terse ore]

guava is not that good as a fruit

[forest juniper]

you need to be running around throwing people and dropkicking them

[patent jungle]

white one tasted just like a fanta for me lol

[oak olive]

that's weird

[patent jungle]

lol

[restive trench]

lucky

[terse ore]

white one tastes like aspiring with alot of sugar

[restive trench]

they are when they arent frozen

or cold

cause when they're cold they're hard as rocks

but otherwise they're peak

[terse ore]

ive only drank guava juice

[restive trench]

its also peak

mostly with milk

[terse ore]

i have a not so secret phobia of fruits that arent green apples oranges and grapes

[patent jungle]

lol

[oak olive]

guava nectar is peak

[patent jungle]

i want to try the watermelon monster

[oak olive]

especially mixed with apple juice & ice

[oak olive]

imnever trying that

[patent jungle]

i want to try guavas

[terse ore]

so when do we add the vodka?

[patent jungle]

why

[restive trench]

lmao for me i dont like most fruits cause they taste like water

[terse ore]

[restive trench]

and i find it difficult for me to eat the skin

[proud axle]

i add chili with my apple juice

[oak olive]

haven't tried it with vodka cus no one here boys vodka and I can't cus I'm hnderage

prob be good tho

[oak olive]

you what.!!!!?

[patent jungle]

step one: go to russia
step two: ask local crackhead for vodka
step three: add
step four: enjoy

[proud axle]

yea, sometimes watermelon with chili too

adds a whole range of flavor

[patent jungle]

thats so peak

[terse ore]

i feel like russian vodka would kill me

[oak olive]

chili what

chili stew or chili pepper

or whatever

[patent jungle]

not stew

[proud axle]

chili?

[patent jungle]

tajin and sauces things like that rite

[oak olive]

oh ok

[wind geode]

https://tenor.com/view/callofduty-call-of-duty-world-at-war-gif-12480579250496477312

[oak olive]

that's peak then i take it back

[terse ore]

one of those vodkas that a grandma would have inside a big bottle with no label sitting right next to a picture of her husband

[oak olive]

YOOO ALEC

[patent jungle]

if u drink that u pass out and spawn in the half sword abyss

[proud axle]

sometimes i glaze my victims in vodka before making them into my chili

[patent jungle]

peak

[terse ore]

1 soul seeks revenge and its the grandpa and hes angry bcuz u drank his vodka

[proud axle]

people who play viola are necrophiliacs

[wind geode]

I finally got it

[oak olive]

alecgaming9

Yoo it's metromorphine

[wind geode]

what

[proud axle]

i have like 400 souls for revenge

[terse ore]

chat, how do we feel about cut up cucumbers with the skin on adding alot of vinegar toping it off with a moderate amount of salt and a good amount of tabasco

[patent jungle]

btw viola in spanish can also translate to "to violate"

[proud axle]

i know

[patent jungle]

are u from south america

or spain

or idk

[proud axle]

i’m north american

[patent jungle]

oh

mb

[terse ore]

how do i get to lvl 3

[proud axle]

what does this information benefit for you

[oak olive]

bro comes from a continent with only 3 countries

wait

I'm stipod

no

[proud axle]

there’s a few more

[oak olive]

there's Cuba n shit

[proud axle]

panama

[patent jungle]

so if you speak spanish and sh

[oak olive]

isn't that ebtral

[wind geode]

https://giphy.com/gifs/trying-not-to-laugh-mikaelly-mikaellygrace-R3hzERpe6H3r1ySuNh

[oak olive]

central

[gaunt fjord]

Gang is split screen ever gonna get work done to it orrrr

[terse ore]

thats how i know ur american

your geography is in the void

[wind geode]

I hope so too. The weird armory glitch is annoying

[patent jungle]

México, Brasil, Argentina, Colombia, Perú, Chile, Cuba and Venezuela

[oak olive]

yeah I come from the americas

[oak olive]

peru

[patent jungle]

yea

itsi n the list

[oak olive]

I thought that was in South amrrixa

ty bro

[proud axle]

yo hablo español

[terse ore]

gifs dont work?

fack

[gaunt fjord]

I just always crash in split screen idk why the blood while on split screen messes things up it needs to be cleared from the ground each round

[oak olive]

I know Europe geography better then my own country bro

[patent jungle]

u dont have image perms

[proud axle]

tu sais français?

[terse ore]

name 3 countries next to greece

[proud axle]

русский?

[patent jungle]

eh idk if u said if i am or i speak but im studying it in school

[patent jungle]

learning it

[terse ore]

yabani nahui suka

[oak olive]

I don't know southeast shi like that I only know west and North of can name 3 countries next to Germany I can name countries in the ballkans and shit but not like th placement

[terse ore]

i play to much counter strike

[oak olive]

I know flags kinda

[terse ore]

greece is a balkan country

[oak olive]

ik

idk theplacement of shit tho

[patent jungle]

do you know the 2 euro countries that are sticked to spain

[oak olive]

portugal

[terse ore]

albania,bulgaria,north macedonia

[proud axle]

yall are american right

[patent jungle]

the other one?

[patent jungle]

not me

[oak olive]

peak

[proud axle]

france

[terse ore]

im greek

[oak olive]

idk france

[patent jungle]

yes

[proud axle]

dayum

[oak olive]

FUCK

[oak olive]

yay

[proud axle]

i had to memorize the countries of the world in 6th grade 😭

[patent jungle]

lol

same

im learning russian mostly cuz of kino

its a band

[terse ore]

europian education system

[proud axle]

i forget most of oceana though

[patent jungle]

same lol

[proud axle]

i live in america though

[patent jungle]

dude spanish education system is so ahh

[terse ore]

ah

[proud axle]

american education system is definitely worse bro

this country sucks

[patent jungle]

damh

move to spain

[oak olive]

new Zealand Australia Papua new guinea ik those

[proud axle]

i want to move to iceland

[oak olive]

idk the Fiji islands tho that's South America right

[proud axle]

fiji too

[oak olive]

KINOBIS SO PEAK

[proud axle]

also there’s the marshall islands

[oak olive]

oh ok

[proud axle]

i know bikini atoll, it’s peak

[oak olive]

South America is close to Oceania anyways

[proud axle]

really it isn’t

[patent jungle]

whats kinobis

[proud axle]

south america is far ash from it

there’s the whole pacific away

[cunning finch]

no i wanna play it like fear

[patent jungle]

dude fear was so fucking peak

i loved it

[proud axle]

i put fear into my victims

[patent jungle]

exactly

[proud axle]

i think i have bloodlust, i play half sword and i slash my victims to pieces

am i normal?

[patent jungle]

yes

[oak olive]

Ii thought j could just go left

u

[patent jungle]

dont ask me what i do to my enemies in vr games

[proud axle]

i play gorn

[patent jungle]

i mean ts band

https://youtu.be/sKQcRyOBmzw?list=RDsKQcRyOBmzw

[patent jungle]

PEAK BALL KNOWLEDGE

[proud axle]

frrrr

so peak

i heard gorn2 was mid

[patent jungle]

its cool but i liked gorn 1 better

gorn 2 is cool tho and worth playing

[oak olive]

I know what kino is bro j literally said it's peaj

peaj

peak

[patent jungle]

u said kinobis

[proud axle]

i just wish the normal sword that could also stab was in the endless mode in gorn

[oak olive]

why did u reply to tht

[patent jungle]

i thought u meant another band

cuz u mispelled lol

mb

[severe ibex]

When Update?

[proud axle]

иди нахуй сука

:))

[patent jungle]

only understood suka

[proud axle]

“gfys”

[oak olive]

oh I thought u were mocking me

[patent jungle]

no no its mb i understood wrong

[proud axle]

idi nakhoy suka

[patent jungle]

fak

[cunning finch]

mysterious

[patent jungle]

u have a russian keyboard then?

[proud axle]

i’m on phone

[patent jungle]

ohh

[oak olive]

oh ok

[proud axle]

i have german, dutch, french, italian, spanish, english, and russian keyboards

[oak olive]

guys I thought the world was round rigbt

[patent jungle]

dutch is peak

[patent jungle]

yess it is

it is round

[proud axle]

yea but i don’t rlly speak dutch at all

[oak olive]

like u can go left from South America to get to Oceania faster right

[visual agate]

charle

[proud axle]

it’s west from south america

[patent jungle]

isnt russia next to america lol

[oak olive]

u speak english an that's really close

[oak olive]

yea

[visual agate]

pretty much

[proud axle]

technically from alaska

[oak olive]

well no

canada

oh yea

[patent jungle]

yeah but the continent

[oak olive]

I forgot that's a state

Bering land strate

[oak olive]

uea

[proud axle]

yea there’s a strait

i forgot the name

[oak olive]

Bering land strait

[proud axle]

sometimes it freezes over

yea

[oak olive]

yea

[patent jungle]

if yall know about this band yo guys have ultra peak ball knowledge

https://youtu.be/1AXlVZRpweI?list=RDsKQcRyOBmzw

[proud axle]

i don’t

oh wait

dachingis khan

LOL

[patent jungle]

theyre so peak but sadly one of them passed away this year and in 2005 one died of aids and the other one of cancer

only the 2 girls in the group are left lol

and they retired

[proud axle]

aids?

[patent jungle]

yes

aids

[proud axle]

wait

did the icon just change

for half sword

[patent jungle]

huh

[proud axle]

or am i tripping

[patent jungle]

huhh

[proud axle]

next to our names

[patent jungle]

u mean cuz its black?

[proud axle]

it was red and beige or smth

yea

[patent jungle]

yeah

u leveled up

[proud axle]

oh wait

dayum

[patent jungle]

it becomes black after level 2 and 3

[proud axle]

i’m so cool

[patent jungle]

u have image perms

now

[proud axle]

rlly

[patent jungle]

yes

i think

[proud axle]

no

[patent jungle]

oh

fak

[proud axle]

it doesn’t let me

i have some violent photos of my victims

[patent jungle]

you noob

i do

[proud axle]

oof

[patent jungle]

na na boo boo

[proud axle]

i need the next update of half sword

[patent jungle]

its gonna take a while

[oak olive]

https://tenor.com/view/fentcord-homer-simpson-the-simpsons-gif-15214401019221830675

[proud axle]

https://tenor.com/view/he-made-a-statement-so-true-even-his-gang-praised-him-gif-2243820068148274968

damn it

[oak olive]

https://tenor.com/view/image-perms-no-image-perms-image-perms-flex-gif-23244245

[proud axle]

well

i’m lowk gonna skiddadle

[patent jungle]

i have sent horrible willie executions in this server

[proud axle]

wait do yall play dcs

[patent jungle]

dcs?

can u tell me the full name pliz

[proud axle]

digital combat simulator

[patent jungle]

no

i do play tabs

[proud axle]

damn it

i love tabs

[patent jungle]

wut thhe fuck

[patent jungle]

its my man juanete

[proud axle]

lowk on pc now

boutta play some half sword

[leaden ember]

i spelled github wrong lol

[patent jungle]

lowk decapitate some willies rn

[proud axle]

bet

i think ive beaten the baron 30 times now

i need to check

[patent jungle]

what..

ive just reached knight rank for first time today

[proud axle]

dayum

[leaden ember]

no one noticed it dang

[proud axle]

good job

[patent jungle]

and ive had it since release day

[patent jungle]

i did

[proud axle]

i beat it in a day

[patent jungle]

damn

im rusty

and slow

[proud axle]

i stayed up 2 nights in a row

[patent jungle]

oh that explains

[proud axle]

i had played the demo like 100 hours though before

[patent jungle]

same

[proud axle]

oh damn

i can fight the baron again

[patent jungle]

dude i cant wait for proper head / skull denting and face desfigurating for blunt and heavy weapons

[proud axle]

YES

[patent jungle]

damn

[proud axle]

i want blood splatters on walls to be fixed

[patent jungle]

same

[proud axle]

like

i want quite violently realistic blood

wait whats ur character's weight at

im at 109 kg

[patent jungle]

90kg

wait let me send a screenshot of my current character

[proud axle]

kk

[patent jungle]

im in abyss rn

i got killed i gotta fight souls now

[proud axle]

if i went to abyss i would be cooked LOOOLLL

i usually rack up like 200 souls

[patent jungle]

zombie helm pop

[patent jungle]

[proud axle]

i had to fight 400 souls one time

[patent jungle]

holy shit

[proud axle]

was NOT fun

[patent jungle]

max ive gotten is 20

[proud axle]

damn

lucky

ik u can buy it

but i just like my death count

[patent jungle]

thats like 20k

for 200 souls

[proud axle]

also everybody who i lose to i do the retribution and i take off their armor and slice them to pieces

[patent jungle]

lol

[proud axle]

its more 2k i think

let me check

[oak olive]

bark like a fish

[patent jungle]

retributions are satisfying

[drowsy finch]

[proud axle]

yea

[proud axle]

138 souls rn

1380 pfenning

[oak olive]

bark like a fish

[drowsy finch]

[oak olive]

markie Barking at a fish

[drowsy finch]

Fish don’t do that

[oak olive]

wdym

yes they do

[drowsy finch]

They don’t

[patent jungle]

LowLevelFatalError [File:C:\Halfsword\Engine\Source\Runtime\RenderCore\Private\RenderingThread.cpp] [Line: 952]
Rendering thread exception:
Fatal error!

Unhandled Exception: EXCEPTION_ACCESS_VIOLATION reading address 0x0000059f00000a12

0x00007ff72caee079 HalfSwordUE5-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ff72bf97278 HalfSwordUE5-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ff72bf99d45 HalfSwordUE5-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ff72bf9c50a HalfSwordUE5-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ff72ba6c1c8 HalfSwordUE5-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ff72a222d04 HalfSwordUE5-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ff72a21620b HalfSwordUE5-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ff729f83b07 HalfSwordUE5-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ff72a1fcadf HalfSwordUE5-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ff72a1f432b HalfSwordUE5-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ff72a9ebaf4 HalfSwordUE5-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ff72a9f2922 HalfSwordUE5-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ff728e34881 HalfSwordUE5-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ff72a9f48a5 HalfSwordUE5-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ff72a9f4b27 HalfSwordUE5-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ff728fded87 HalfSwordUE5-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ff728fdeca9 HalfSwordUE5-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ff8e9af7374 KERNEL32.DLL!UnknownFunction []

[oak olive]

https://open.spotify.com/track/4ggU4Nh6jFVLCNjwADFGLa?si=W02N8moyQoWSw8VtyhM8ag

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-soda-gasping-gasping-for-air-mwah-gif-24982114

[proud axle]

lol

[oak olive]

they do actually

[proud axle]

some kind of

idk about barking though

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/snake-cobra-tongue-snakes-cobra-snake-gif-24520541

They dinnae :(

[patent jungle]

@proud axle

[proud axle]

nice

[patent jungle]

i was gonna get one of those full head helmets with a feather but bevor and sallet is just too peak

[proud axle]

armet?

armet is good

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/can-we-tempt-you-cheese-sticks-bfb-ii-gif-15981176363399760117

[patent jungle]

yes

[patent jungle]

idk man i think ima order some cheese sticks

[gloomy musk]

how can someone do this to somebody else in half sword

[oak olive]

why do u hate me......o thought we were friends miss raily fielly.........wtf.......:(((((

[patent jungle]

sharp weapon and hit half of face

[drowsy finch]

I unironically kinda want some

[patent jungle]

same ngl

cheese sticks are peak

[proud axle]

im pretty darn sure theres different armor levels

[drowsy finch]

I LITERALLY DON’T HATE YOU !!!!

[patent jungle]

specially with dipping sauce

[patent jungle]

yea

i think

[proud axle]

like so if the armor is more polished, its better against blunt

[drowsy finch]

I love all my friends and cleaning crime scenes and action scenes and horror scenes

[proud axle]

im pretty sure from my testing thats how it is

[patent jungle]

i hate that sometimes i get black armour and i cant get a full black armour kit

[proud axle]

armet is best against blows

yea

[drowsy finch]

I’m too neurotic to like dipping sauce, but it is certainly yummy

[patent jungle]

yeah armet is peak i didnt know wich one to get so i asked here and they told me to keep bevor and sallet lol

but bevor and sallet look W

cant lie

[proud axle]

yea

[patent jungle]

so wich one should i get

[oak olive]

https://tenor.com/view/good-perc-goodperc-george-buford-gif-2894931881473399817

[restive trench]

:(

oops forgor to reply to rali

[patent jungle]

he hates u

[oak olive]

Ms daily foil is this real.........

[oak olive]

who

[proud axle]

i know some real hema techniques

[drowsy finch]

Whatatgefuck

[proud axle]

they actually kinda work

[patent jungle]

@drowsy finch

[proud axle]

but binds dont rlly work

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/jesse-scared-scaryy-spooky-boo-gif-16577983529805683314

[patent jungle]

@restive trench sent proof

[oak olive]

ibdont think thatsva he

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/marie-marie-schrader-breaking-bad-ozymandias-hank-schrader-gif-21560110

[oak olive]

Marie is tweaking...,!

[restive trench]

sorry rali you've been caught red handed

[drowsy finch]

She’s probably overreacting in that scene

[drowsy finch]

My fursona is blue though, how can this bee

[oak olive]

probably

[restive trench]

https://tenor.com/view/lyxocx-lux-cat-overreacting-cat-fall-gif-11617973366444339830

[restive trench]

if you're color blind enough, blue is red

[proud axle]

also i want blood to be able to get onto chainmail

it only doesnt go onto hauberk tho

[drowsy finch]

You’re color STUPID!

[proud axle]

also i want more modern chainmail placement, like instead of full coats it will only be on weak spots

[oak olive]

true

[drowsy finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1444428994375061514/flamingo_trip.gif

[patent jungle]

you're COLOR

[restive trench]

!!

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-patrick-star-jolly-happy-rainbow-and-sunshine-gif-11154688262827409004

[patent jungle]

YOU'RE

[oak olive]

hey shut uo

[drowsy finch]

Regular curse strikes again :(

[drowsy finch]

Thanks paliante !!

[restive trench]

wAIT

I DID NOT

REALIZE

that is NOT

what i meant

[patent jungle]

poor quingous

[drowsy finch]

You suffer from RACIST bitch syndrome ??!??!!???)!!??)

[oak olive]

I didn't realise either 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[oak olive]

TRUE

[patent jungle]

tf is- oh

ohhh

[restive trench]

yes

https://tenor.com/view/cat-drift-catdrift-gif-16095187850320735968

[drowsy finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1300741589072744462/1462087776223887564/image.gif

[restive trench]

🏎️

[patent jungle]

screenshotted all now im gonna send 3 bombs to ur house for fun

[proud axle]

thats nice

[restive trench]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-mad-door-slam-quit-gif-22084787

[patent jungle]

bro i remember when i was like 10 i was playing gmod and some guys tried to scare me saying they sent a bomb to my house and it wont be cancelled until i leave the server

lmao

[restive trench]

lmfao

[patent jungle]

you're nice

[proud axle]

one time i played roblox and some guy was giving out everybody's ip adress

so i left 😭

[patent jungle]

damn

holy

it prob wasnt real tho

lol

[proud axle]

it was

[patent jungle]

damn the fuck

[patent jungle]

quingous goober

!!

[proud axle]

u can actually find people's ip addresses if youre in the same server

[restive trench]

slops

[proud axle]

u can hide it though

[restive trench]

!!!

[restive trench]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1289716974238306409/1291737699102887997/SPOILER_togif.gif

[proud axle]

its lowkey easy too, kinda scary

[patent jungle]

nobody is safe vro

[restive trench]

by using this video's sponser nord vpn

[patent jungle]

LMAO

[proud axle]

i just broke the baron's leg

[terse ore]

how do i lvl up in this server

[restive trench]

yap

[terse ore]

chatting obv doesnt work

[restive trench]

a lot of yapping

[patent jungle]

[restive trench]

it does lmao

you're actually level 2

[terse ore]

oh it does nvm

im dumb

[restive trench]

u can send gifs now

and embeds and shit

dont be evil and have fun

[terse ore]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1223691510818537483/1305918849014562896/image0-7.gif

[patent jungle]

i got image perms early cuz i asked a mod for them since i was here since the first steam demo

[proud axle]

im still level one

ripoff

[terse ore]

https://tenor.com/view/zias-blou-gif-14248254485847892881

[restive trench]

https://tenor.com/view/masive-skill-issue-skill-issue-yakudza-gif-14004060172467418456

[terse ore]

https://tenor.com/view/ohnepixel-hobby-gamba-csgo-ohne-gif-4830100195523146323

[proud axle]

i bought the supporter's edition, i should get perms

[patent jungle]

hall is prob my fav map

[terse ore]

https://imgur.com/ZPfGZIu

[patent jungle]

youre lucky u joined after image perms level update

[proud axle]

LOL

[patent jungle]

i got traumatized

i was here before image perm level based system was here

you dont wanna know what they used to send

[terse ore]

https://tenor.com/view/go-fuck-that-guys-mom-gif-21505244

my fav gif

[patent jungle]

im saving it

[proud axle]

me too

i play flight simulators

[patent jungle]

i play them on vr

[terse ore]

i play war thunder

[proud axle]

i can fly that plane

i play dcs

[terse ore]

dcs player

OMG I KNEW IT

[patent jungle]

flight simulators in vr are so cool

[proud axle]

i spent 80 dollars for the module

LOL

so worth it

just beat the baron the 31st time

[terse ore]

dcs looks hard im afraid to even install it

[patent jungle]

gimme 🙏

[proud axle]

its basically the real jets

[patent jungle]

80 bucks holy

im broek lol

[terse ore]

i dont even know how to start a prop

[proud axle]

i mean theres 2 buttons that dont do anything on the f16cm

yea its a learning curve

[patent jungle]

im trying to save for real armor but its gonna take me years

[proud axle]

i have like almost 600 hours on dcs

i have so much information in my mind

i studied dogfighting mechanics

and all that jazz

[terse ore]

https://tenor.com/view/my-apologies-cheese-kitty-cat-sorry-my-bad-gif-1026852287997442026

[patent jungle]

savin ts

[proud axle]

savin

[patent jungle]

too

[proud axle]

real

[patent jungle]

FR

[proud axle]

REAL

[terse ore]

are my gifs that goated

[patent jungle]

yes twin

https://tenor.com/view/rodevs-roleism-pink-role-booster-role-gif-12932021810427571790

[terse ore]

well if i sent the rest of my gifs i would be banished from this realm for 1000 lifetimes

[patent jungle]

gif only for red roles

lol

[remote mural]

https://klipy.com/gifs/payday2-payday-6

[terse ore]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-korean-gamer-angry-mad-gif-17071809

[patent jungle]

how u got image perms and not extra gold

[terse ore]

me getting knocked down by 2 random unarmored mfs in slums riot

[patent jungle]

youre both level 2

[remote mural]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-skateboard-skateboard-eminem-snap-back-to-reality-gif-6248584713426972586

[remote mural]

Huh

[terse ore]

https://tenor.com/view/what-up-what-sup-thats-hey-handshake-gif-13372556

[remote mural]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/766294069533999106/1478798989301256273/attachment.gif

[terse ore]

why wont it load for me

[patent jungle]

i mean crenegy

i fucking hate when i fall to the floor and they wont let me get up and keep on smacking the shit out of me

[remote mural]

Gold guy is level 1

[patent jungle]

huh

oh tf

mb

[terse ore]

half sword is the only game that i dont want to take shortcuts in

[carmine matrix]

so real

fr

[candid mulch]

I just like the alt hold on my poleaxe and absolutely disrespecting willies.

[patent jungle]

this is so peak, the mango monster is peak af and my dad brought me some doritos

[proud axle]

huh

[patent jungle]

so im watching vids, playing half sword and sh while drinking and eating

[patent jungle]

huh

[candid mulch]

dorritos 3d?

[proud axle]

add me

[terse ore]

IM TELLING U BRO

[patent jungle]

holy sh

i love this monster

[candid mulch]

one time I drank enough redbull and passed out.

[terse ore]

caffeine and taurine doesnt affect me anymore

[patent jungle]

wich one should i get enxt

[patent jungle]

lol

i drink one monster per month

[terse ore]

from 12 to 16 i drank enough monster to blow up a horse

[patent jungle]

dayum

[candid mulch]

I kinda miss my younger days. slammin redbulls, smoking a cig and having a fat dip.

[terse ore]

sedate isnt the right word for it

[candid mulch]

I cant drink a coke without shaking now.

[terse ore]

i mean theres a reason why they were old

ooof

[patent jungle]

guys try ts its peak af

[candid mulch]

pro tip if you wanna take me down slip some caffeine in my drink lmao

[patent jungle]

holy crap

[candid mulch]

kicked coffee 2 years ago.

[terse ore]

QUITER

[candid mulch]

give or take. those were foggy days

[terse ore]

im jk

[terse ore]

i remember one christmas

[proud axle]

i drink tea..

[terse ore]

i smoked so much weed

SOOOOO MUCH WEED

i forgot alot about that christmas

[proud axle]

christmas spirit!

[candid mulch]

I do but it doesnt hit the ritual like with coffee

[terse ore]

im talking 20 days straight chiefing

[candid mulch]

im not even proud but id go through and O in a couple weeks. it was getting expensive.

[balmy jay]

just the normal monster zero the black and green can for me bro

[terse ore]

28gs?

[candid mulch]

yeah plus a couple pens and some wax

[terse ore]

insane

[candid mulch]

it was and expensive

[patent jungle]

have u tried another flavour

[balmy jay]

all of them

[patent jungle]

lol

[terse ore]

i can imagine

[candid mulch]

dropping 3-400 at the dispo

[terse ore]

back then weed prices were not forgiving

[patent jungle]

ive just tried three, mango fiesta ultra wich is the one im drinking rn, og one and the white one

[candid mulch]

back in my day 8ths were $60 where im at and it was a robbery\

[balmy jay]

the black cherry ultra is pretty good too

just the og zero tastes chemical in all the right ways lmao

[patent jungle]

lol

the og zero tastes like those gummy bears for me

[candid mulch]

I honestly think monster assault is the best monster flavor

[terse ore]

a 3.5 for 60?

[patent jungle]

like candy and sugar in general

[terse ore]

rob ur dealer bro 🥲

[spark quartz]

monster import is elite

[candid mulch]

yeah. highschool days from 2005-2009.

[balmy jay]

if we're counting the ones that have sugar its gonna be a harder call for me but since i stopped drinking sugar the OG with zero sugar has been my fave

[terse ore]

bro was smoking when i was born

thats insane

[patent jungle]

i dont think they sell those in my town, just normal cans and ultra cans various flavours

[candid mulch]

ah shit im now that old

[spark quartz]

bro you are missing out, monster import has the best flavor and its resealable

[candid mulch]

first time I smoked was lunch break and we went behind our mcdonalds in the woods. Science class was super chill.

[proud axle]

uh

[terse ore]

sorry grandpa

[proud axle]

i just hit somebody and accidentally hit the trap that sets of the spiked log, and the log just hit the guy

[terse ore]

first time i smoked

my now bestfreind pulled up with a cart

[candid mulch]

when I discovered that I was mind blown

[terse ore]

in greece that was unheared of at the time

[proud axle]

ikr

[terse ore]

2022 or some shi

and i got so stoned i got the tingles

[candid mulch]

nice

[terse ore]

we were going to another freinds house by walking which was about 5km away

and we pass this dark street

[patent jungle]

i might have to move to the us

[terse ore]

where there is a feild and about 30 big ass poles in the middle

[proud axle]

do NOT

lol

what country ru from

[patent jungle]

spain

[terse ore]

and i though they were satanists and we were about to get sacrificed to satan

[proud axle]

yea

u are NOT coming here bro

[spark quartz]

oh lol monster import is actually not made in the us so it might just be normal monster for you lol

[terse ore]

next day i smoked again

alot

and then i was sick for about 4 days

[proud axle]

anybody not completely white they deport

[terse ore]

i was disfunctional

then i decided to take it easy

and started again after a while

[patent jungle]

i mean the products and shit are cool and extraordinary for me but like the goverment and shit

yk

atleast hospital is free in spain

lol

[candid mulch]

alright. halloween 2008. Im blitzed at a friends house. party is over so I walk back across town to go home. The wiccans were out back doing their thing and I was like holy shit. they are actually real.

[proud axle]

health care in america is so expensive

[candid mulch]

robes and all that

[proud axle]

capitalist smh

[candid mulch]

depends

[terse ore]

damn

[patent jungle]

yh if u aint got enough money ur cooked or might have to search on the internet for things u can do (not the best idea)

[proud axle]

really doesnt, its always expensive

[terse ore]

i have a crazy green out story

if u wanna vc

[proud axle]

almost 30k

[patent jungle]

fuh naw

[proud axle]

30k pfennings

[patent jungle]

my parents make abit less than 1k per year and sometimes we can barely eat good

[proud axle]

oh my god

i snapped this guy's neck with one swing

[patent jungle]

holy

[proud axle]

sent pic to u

broke this guy's leg with one swing

jeezus

[patent jungle]

what weapon ar u using holy

[proud axle]

max weight and length polearm

[patent jungle]

lol

im terrible at controlling that+

[proud axle]

so that i can gain muscles and have good speed with swings

[patent jungle]

i do mid

[proud axle]

i can control it cuz im 109 kg

[gloomy crest]

crashed when i began to clutch up a 3v1 vet tourny in the yard
was the last fight
and i had just taken out the 2nd guy

[patent jungle]

must've been the wind

LMAO

[weary tinsel]

hmmm

[terse ore]

join back

ur still gonna be in the same spot

[spark quartz]

we all saw that gang

[gloomy crest]

willy?

[patent jungle]

saw what

[proud axle]

i soloed a bunch of tourneys till i figured out i could hire ppl

[terse ore]

ye

[proud axle]

also wtf

did i just imagine that

[patent jungle]

yes

[gloomy crest]

i hired ol nikolai but he got beheaded by a mere sword wielder

[patent jungle]

its all in ur mind

,

[weary tinsel]

WHAT

[terse ore]

WTF

[weary tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/this-fact-checked-china-taoist-true-gif-16005753669721652586

[proud axle]

I SAVED IT

[patent jungle]

who has a pic of faking jewish hater zelensky vro

[proud axle]

I SAVED IT

[patent jungle]

send it to me in dms

[terse ore]

saved what

send it

[weary tinsel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1419355394412908815/1480317360442314904/image.gif

[still scaffold]

silly

[patent jungle]

dw guys he saved willie head exploding

[spark quartz]

hello

[cunning finch]

lmao scared em with the flashlight

[still scaffold]

mod

[spark quartz]

lieutenant info

aka

I lick Mariah Carey toes

[still scaffold]

fuck you

[terse ore]

whats up with the r6 movement

[scarlet creek]

Mariah carey doesn't even have good toes

[terse ore]

how would u know

https://tenor.com/view/zias-blou-gif-14248254485847892881

[still scaffold]

he names me it once and he hasn't let it go

[patent jungle]

she does have good bucklers

[cunning finch]

you can lean in F.E.A.R.

[terse ore]

oh u playing fear?

[scarlet creek]

How would U NOT know

[cunning finch]

no trepang2

spiritual successor

doesnt have leaning by default but there's a mod

[terse ore]

the most goofy lean in game would be in cod1

[patent jungle]

my ultra fiesta mango monster just got emptied, now i have depression

[spark quartz]

Spain without the S

[terse ore]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1366740866722566215/1436035883445915808/armpit.gif

[cunning finch]

reasonable response to being the last guy left

[terse ore]

lmao

[drowsy finch]

This is Left 4 Dead 2!

[drowsy finch]

Hi easter!!

[cunning finch]

best VA ive heard in forever

[patent jungle]

you have to use what you can in a brawl

[patent jungle]

peak gameplay

[cunning finch]

not

[remote mural]

oh hey Trepang2

[cunning finch]

ignore how cloak is bound to END

[drowsy finch]

It’s actually a game called Trepang2 despite all of the similarities that it shares with hit indie game PEAK. This mistake is common, and do not let it discourage you from asking more!

[cunning finch]

im just not using cloak

cause i wanna play it like fear

cause i can

[drowsy finch]

Did trepang just go on sale or something, why is everyone playing it again lol

[remote mural]

I just have old clips

I've owned it for a bit

[cunning finch]

i suppose

i got it on gog tho

[drowsy finch]

It seems to be really relevant cfor like four days in the chattt 4 some reason

[cunning finch]

cause i post about it

[drowsy finch]

Mayhapz

[remote mural]

hm

[drowsy finch]

Coulda shwore there was someone else too

[cunning finch]

i changed my pfp a bit ago

and my nickname

[drowsy finch]

Shoutout bladekisser for trivializing the gamee

[cunning finch]

used to be toro inoue

[patent jungle]

💔

[cunning finch]

ima get rid of the leaning mod and play the game like normal now

[patent jungle]

frying pan

[patent jungle]

he couldnt even blink

[oak olive]

https://tenor.com/view/eye-roll-excited-gif-12863365

@ what does this gif means

[leaden ember]

nothing

[oak olive]

why

[leaden ember]

idk man that shit means nothing

nonsense

[oak olive]

🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨
⬜⬛🟨⬜⬛🟨🟨
🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜
🟨🟨🟨
🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜
🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨
　🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟨 🟨 🟨 🟨🟨
🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨
⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜
⬜⬛⬜🟨🟨⬜⬛⬜
⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜
🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨
SIMPSON

[oak olive]

ok alec

[leaden ember]

what

wdym alec

can u speak english please

[oak olive]

Alec

[leaden ember]

wthe fuck is alec

[drowsy finch]

Strongly Disagree!

[oak olive]

WHY

[drowsy finch]

I just can’t believe it to be true!!

[oak olive]

🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨
⬜⬛🟨⬜⬛🟨🟨
🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜
🟨🟨🟨
🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜
🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨
　🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟨 🟨 🟨 🟨🟨
🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨
⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜
⬜⬛⬜🟨🟨⬜⬛⬜
⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜
🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨
SIMPSON

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/impossible-star-wars-mark-hamill-luke-skywalker-gif-5440327

[leaden ember]

-# shut the fuck up

[oak olive]

SIMPSON

[real compass]

been months and theyve fixed absoulute nothing with the realease

[leaden ember]

shut up

[oak olive]

https://tenor.com/view/fentcord-homer-simpson-the-simpsons-gif-15214401019221830675

[leaden ember]

shut up

shut up

[oak olive]

ur all haters for no reason

[drowsy finch]

Wdym, performance is wayyyy betterr

[leaden ember]

shut up

nah im just kidding guys

lets talk about uh

-# hl2 beta

[drowsy finch]

And handling is pretty dope

[real compass]

preformance was never the problem they butchered free mode so once you finish proggesion the game is incredibly unfun

handling is way better

dont see why they couldnt of kept old free mode with all the new gameplay

[cunning finch]

oh come on

[hoary oxide]

Vertical parking

[drowsy finch]

What’s wrong with freemodee

I’ve not played it ngl

[real compass]

they halfed how many diffrent enemy class you can fight

its not free you have to unlock all the items

and once you have unlocked all the items its a pain to change between them

you cant use any of the diffrent heights or hais or faces for some reason?

and photo mode is complelty buggy

plus they removed spoilance

and last stand

[drowsy finch]

Whaahh photomode’s fine

All the otherstuff os probably true

[real compass]

it bugs out so much

and you cant take photos after being killed

[drowsy finch]

I lowkey don’t experience it, what happens on your screen

[real compass]

when trying to go into free mode

the screen just goes blkac

its been a thing since early demo

but it used to only happen if you were first person and hadnt opened camera mode in 3rd person that round

[drowsy finch]

I think I had that happen once and then never again, that’s pretty wack

[real compass]

now it happens on like 80 of physic interactions

[drowsy finch]

You’re not doing it from firstperson right?

[real compass]

no

look next time youre fighting

pause it when you hit them

or swords clash

try free mode

and it will bug out

[drowsy finch]

Historically I’ve never had an issue with that (aside from the photo just being impossible to make good)

Iunno anything about freemode

[real compass]

i mean orbit camera

[drowsy finch]

I kinda just treat normal mode like freemode

[real compass]

sorry

[drowsy finch]

Oh gotcha

Yeah I only use freecam

[cunning finch]

i dont think thats how you hold a shotgun

[drowsy finch]

I forgor about orbit

[vestal eagle]

The Stormtroopers from Star Wars: The Force Unleashed 2 are better

[drowsy finch]

Cameron “Caz” McLeary has better voice acting

[real compass]

yeag anyway the free mode js feels like a desaturated version

[vestal eagle]

Who?

[real compass]

with two many steps to have fun

[leaden ember]

bro i readed ur name as alyx

dang

theres hope in me

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/still-wakes-the-deep-gif-996999465059120149

[gloomy crest]

how can i reset my progress all the way to the very beginning? can i go into the save files and delete a few things?

im bored of being OP

and i want to experience the feeling of a beggar

[vestal eagle]

Never played it, wouldn't know

[real compass]

fr

[vestal eagle]

Just delete all of the files in your savegame file

They all come back when you start up the game

[vestal eagle]

And disable Steam cloud saving

[lofty crown]

No way a fellow trepanger

[drowsy finch]

I can’t wait for trepang1

[gloomy crest]

because i have too much money and too many insured items

[lofty crown]

Retire your character and start your new one as a beggar

As for money

Uh

Kill a shit ton of people and spend all the money on abyss man

[rich lantern]

which is better?

[vestal eagle]

I already told him how to do it

[leaden ember]

changed my pfp guys

[lyric girder]

Hal F Swore update tonight stay tuned

[vestal eagle]

Black one

[leaden ember]

guys can yall send me the firearms mod for half svord

like the pistol

and shit

[vestal eagle]

On the right I mean

[cunning finch]

bro scared 😂

[leaden ember]

is that trepang2

[cunning finch]

you tell me

look at it

take your time

[fading belfry]

this game was beautifully made and the only reason it didnt get mainstream is because of the cia

[leaden ember]

no

[lofty crown]

Nah its trepang*2 where trepang = 2

[leaden ember]

half lie 3

[fading belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/hl2-hl3-half-life-3-hopium-hope-gif-7246120153840726923

[rich lantern]

ts pmo

[leaden ember]

https://youtu.be/mA5ShB4EmCo?si=rAUBAxJkojOFVgEZ yall remember ts back in 2023

[lyric girder]

half life 2 wasnt anything special tho

[cunning finch]

true....

[lyric girder]

i dont get the hype around 3

[fading belfry]

anyways mandela catalogue vol 6 🥹

[cunning finch]

aint no way that still exists

[drowsy finch]

Whaaat

This has to be baiiitt

[lyric girder]

i couldnt finish it

i forced myself to play it ngl

the zombie screams were cool tho

[cunning finch]

tbh i haven't either the gameplay is just straight up alright

story can be hard to piece together at times

[drowsy finch]

Yeagg but it was special in the sense that it revolutionized physics in games

Likke the clammering for half life 3 is since valve only releases games when there’s innovation to be done

[gloomy crest]

i dont have a save file in my half sword folder

[lyric girder]

halfsword physics> halflife 3

[fading belfry]

azirp is a cia agent

[drowsy finch]

Like if half life 3 drops, it’d bring some pretty cool tech with it

[fading belfry]

dont let his false words cloud your truth

[drowsy finch]

Spider. Eye. Lamb.

[lyric girder]

hmmmm

[fading belfry]

i havent played outlast because im a stupid bum

[gloomy crest]

i cannot start over if i dont have a save file

[lyric girder]

whats the hype behind the first half life then

its buns

[cunning finch]

the thing is that it feels like there's not much to innovate on with how everything is atm
graphics have already peaked (games in 2016 were already dropdead gorgeous, let alone now), the physics would basically just be how they were in 2/Alyx, the story would just be that of another half life game

[drowsy finch]

It was the groundwork for modern video games, had insane detail for the time, and was generally a pretty fun time all things considered

[drowsy finch]

That’s why half life 3 hasn’t dropped lol

[cunning finch]

yeah

[lyric girder]

has anyone tried megaton rainfall

its cool

[gloomy crest]

found it

whole nother folder

[vestal eagle]

Btw how do you do this?

[vestal eagle]

I love that game

[rich lantern]

ovrdths armory

[vestal eagle]

This works for EA?

Or the demo

[drowsy finch]

The guard is really weird

The first one looks beter tho

[rich lantern]

EA

[lofty crown]

Which is why we see games nowadays going for stylism or not bothering with graphics that much at all

[vestal eagle]

Is it hard to edit the weapons?

It seems hard

[rich lantern]

it looks intimidating but its soooo easy

play around with it. you'll know exactly what to do by your 3rd build.

theres just alot of fine tuning involved. going in and out of the game aloooot

[vestal eagle]

I see

I tried doing that on my own by altering some of the RGB values in the LinearColor tabs on the armor sets in the save file of the actual game but it didn't work