general-catfish-🐱🐟

[forest juniper]

i only ask for a few homeless dudes in return to help me beat levels in games that get too hard

[lime dragon]

i haven't had a cheesesteak since i was in 5th grade

i miss the delectable taste of the buffalo chicken cheesesteak from this one shop that my mom says i couldn't go to

idk why

everybody in my family liked it

[forest juniper]

bad area?

whats cool about growing up is now you get to make the bad areas

[lime dragon]

idk

it was near a neighborhood full of white dudes

but either way i can probably employ my homeless people to farm chickens and cattle

so we can have cheesesteaks

also now that i think about it

are my homeless people really homeless?

i've got a kingdom under an overpass

with structures

like a crackhead blacksmith

who makes etsy gothic plate armor

[forest juniper]

It'd be more like a commune

or a really bougie tent city

[lime dragon]

it's my underpass commune

full of basically men at arms

with crippling addictions to crack

[forest juniper]

manor lords

you need to look into purchasing a chop shop when you get enough money too

when the commune gets too full you can offload some of your dudes there to take apart stolen cars and sell the parts off of them

[lime dragon]

hey so wanna know something funny about a place near my overpass?

[forest juniper]

yes

[lime dragon]

there's a LITERAL (and not even made up like the overpass thing) DRIVE-THROUGH BOOZE AND WEED SHOP

I COULD GRAB A CAR

DRIVE OVER THERE

AND GET A DAQUIRI AND SOME WEED

THERE'S EVEN A FRIED CHICKEN SPOT FOR THE MUNCHIES

[forest juniper]

thats actually sick

theres a genius businessman bro

[lime dragon]

stoned, stuffed, and hammered at the same time

[forest juniper]

Is weed legal in texas? or is it delta 8

[lime dragon]

i'm gonna send a party of my homeless dudes to claim it for myself

idfk if it's legal

people will do it either way

[forest juniper]

true they backdoor it here too

I saw something about they're working on legalization across all states but theyve been talking about that for years

but i dont care because i used to smoke all day every day for a few years and straight up just lost all that time like I don't remember shit and I was a shit person

I can get into so much better now like adderall and nitrous

[lime dragon]

weed was made illegal because our glorious king and lord of the 1960s who btw illegally ended the vietnam war, like i'm wholly against the war but he wasn't president before he ended the way, richard nixon thought that weed was a drug for only the blacks

weed was made illegal for racist purposes

[forest juniper]

everything the government does is for racist purposes

its funny tho cuz the government also runs the drug trade

and the arms trade

[lime dragon]

the CIA hasn't stopped me yet because i'm actually doing their job

i'm supplying the crackheads with drugs and weapons and causing mayhem in the lower income neighborhoods

they'll only fire that 50 cal rifle that i know is aimed right behind my walmart plastic lawn chair that is my throne once i stop doling out crack

[forest juniper]

you need to reinforce your lawn chair asap

and have the crackheads build you a killdozer

the amount of bulldozers I see out here just sitting in empty lots and alleyway parking spaces

ripe for the taking

[lime dragon]

the 1st crackhead kingdom armored corps

[elder pawn]

2 schizos

[forest juniper]

imagine getting your hands on a crane and sending crackheads thru the windows of government buildings with a wrecking ball trebuchet

[lime dragon]

we've got a pennsylvanian druid and a literal king of a fucking overpass

[elder pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/jesse-breaking-bad-walter-white-wtf-wth-gif-26435332

[forest juniper]

you will not disrespect the king

we're making great things happen

duper have you ever seen the crackhead throwing competition

[lime dragon]

yes

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/roger-roger-american-dad-american-dad-roger-american-dad-alien-gif-15581953505456494197

[lime dragon]

i hosted one a good month ago

[forest juniper]

id love to come watch

[lime dragon]

philip was thrown the farthest and was given a prize of the most pristine, dryest crack bag i had

[drifting stirrup]

Bro went into Last Stand lmaooo

[wanton portal]

its the

l4d2 incapped pose

[forest juniper]

i imagine thats a rare commodity underneath an overpass

its prolly like the wetlands down there

[lime dragon]

a dry bag of crack

indeed

[forest juniper]

i walked through some wetlands today and saw some cool ass geese man

[lime dragon]

he even was given the privilege of using a spoon made from stainless steel

[forest juniper]

i like the way they land on water they be glidin for a minute

[gloomy urchin]

grabs and throws you in a wall

[lime dragon]

anyways it appears one of my crackheads-at-arms has captured another child predator

if you excuse me

[forest juniper]

flay them

[lime dragon]

we'll be slowly skinning him alive

[forest juniper]

yessiirrrrrrr

[lime dragon]

before dismembering him, cooking him into a stew, and then shitting him off the overpass above us

[forest juniper]

on the opposite side right

not back down into the commune

[lime dragon]

hell no they're not getting to go back into my glorious kingdom

[forest juniper]

omao

[lime dragon]

on the other side of my overpass wall is a parking lot filled with teslas

where do you think i started my legion of crackheads stealing copper wire from tesla charging ports from?

[forest juniper]

true true

[lime dragon]

now yeah i'll be going for now, cya tomorrow

[forest juniper]

have a good night man

cya in a nother year or so when i get funny again

i'll be seeing somebody

https://klipy.com/gifs/jerma-jeremy-4

[drifting stirrup]

Type shit

[lime dragon]

shit

[drifting stirrup]

shit

https://giphy.com/gifs/fantastic-four-the-thing-say-that-again-Ivw3Gzk8EK495WrQmk

[lime dragon]

that again

[faint dragon]

Italian armor’s a work of art

Same goes for German armor engineering

[cunning finch]

that's, uhh, that's definitely one i haven't heard before

"fontslop merchant"

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/how-do-you-do-fellow-kids-steve-buscemi-30rock-fellow-kids-one-of-us-gif-21904018

[neat silo]

https://giphy.com/gifs/atljewishfilm-the-mad-adventures-of-rabbi-jacob-french-comedy-classic-grard-oury-1RGMupUKxvwTphyRUT

[wicked copper]

where is update 😭

[prime brook]

At least another month away

Minimum

[gloomy urchin]

there will be no update i eated iit

[cunning finch]

spit it out fat fuck

[gloomy urchin]

no

you didnt ask nicely

[cunning finch]

spit it out PLEASE fat fuck

[gloomy urchin]

too late

[cunning finch]

cunt

[gloomy urchin]

lalalalla stupid bitch

blehh

[cunning finch]

not

[raven ore]

and then when they make tanks they

[lavish blade]

hoi hoi hoi chat

[lime dragon]

guys so you know how the staircase to heaven has as many steps as there are sins you have commited
i don't think i should've commited so much shrimp and fraud
i commited tax fraud, to afford more shrimp, shrimp is apparently a sin in of itself, i eat the shrimp in an act of gluttony, now there's 1,025,837 steps i must climb

[broken sleet]

grover

[lime dragon]

i must kill god, so that way shrimp may no longer be a sin

i must climb my 1,027,923 steps

[quartz basalt]

doth that mean you ate 1,027,923 shrimps thus far?

[vestal eagle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/peak-lock-in-time-to-JqNhxI8vX5COnaM9Bo

[topaz oak]

i have the best opinions oat

[vestal eagle]

I have no idea who any of these characters are, not one

Except for Gojo

[woven sky]

i like being dommed

[indigo plover]

@frozen mason

[prime brook]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1116962918387425290/1265115811853500438/speed.gif

[woven sky]

in bed , to specify

[prime brook]

https://tenor.com/view/punpun-gif-14067169711777553031

[vestal eagle]

Wrong link

My bad

https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWFlZWNjYzExajZwdDI4em9tYWk4Mmxsb2x4OHUxdnE0azh3djhheXd1b3pmZndlZiZlcD12MV9naWZzX2dpZklkJmN0PWc/lOZjcp5L6XRU9iXeK0/200.gif

There we go

Just had to save a gif I got somewhere else don't mind me

This is fucking crazy man

I need to tell someone something, dm me if your interested, I can't say it here

[mystic locust]

Oh ok yes that makes sense

[woven sky]

me

[gloomy urchin]

im goinng

to punch someone

[torpid escarp]

how do you make it so that mercenaries are infinite days?

[weak sundial]

go to the place where you manage mercenaries and just keep paying them

[lost rune]

What, I have to pay!? Greedy fucks

[nova jolt]

cheats for the second image?

How u get 1 Billion pflemings

[rich lantern]

this game is so god damn beautiful 🥹

[untold wraith]

Morning chat

[rich lantern]

https://giphy.com/gifs/waving-lizard-hoppers-LPFNd1AJBoYcVUExmE

[patent jungle]

guys is there any way to flip the poleaxe to use the other part, i want to use the blade

[weak sundial]

no

[gloomy urchin]

thats how it was built so no

wait i forgot to meow

meow

[patent jungle]

the weapon was built like that but cant u turn it to use another side

[gloomy urchin]

sucks but it do be like that

[patent jungle]

fak

that should get added

[patent jungle]

i hit the log with my polearm and pushed it into him

[bitter pilot]

I want to build a weapon that kinda looks like -----() ya kno? Sharp and flaily

[patent jungle]

if yk how to mod and make weapons go ahead, im also gonna make mods, i started making a pack

[bitter pilot]

Lets see how long it takes me to give up lol

[patent jungle]

man see coat, man puts on coat, man happy

[patent jungle]

i gave up on a weapon pack i was making for the playtest

i made various cursed weapons and a naginata

sum like this

never released them

honestly should i keep the coat or go normal

i think i look cooler with the coat

alr so i hit the hanging thing in cellar with my polearm and it hit him just right in the face

[severe leaf]

@patent jungle heads

[patent jungle]

ok im sticking to the blue coat instead of the red one

ok actually im getting the red one

[torpid escarp]

ue5 save editor online then go to player passport then change funds

[patent jungle]

i am NOT giving up

even the other bodies dissapeared

alr so one of the faking logs stabbed my booty but im NOT letting this happen again

[weary crag]

At least I can play re9 for a few months while I wait for an update

[patent jungle]

should i craft ts

ok ima craft it since i got enough money

yeah it was worth it

maybe i should have made the stick shorter

[bold grotto]

why does the mud in the slums map look so weird

[patent jungle]

bug

[mystic sun]

I made a max weight max length bludgeoning staff and it works great on any armoured foe

[patent jungle]

im comfortable with this one, it does a really good joob at concussions

[elder pawn]

she gon call me baby boo

https://tenor.com/view/baby-boo-nba-youngboy-gas-station-she-gone-call-me-baby-boo-gif-7541238757925741680

[patent jungle]

its too late but the round says "2/1" i crashed multiple times and got triple the money from that fight cuz it repeated 3 times

[elder pawn]

tung tung

[patent jungle]

vro

https://giphy.com/gifs/meme-thumbnail-an-iq-too-high-3oKHEHaLmO3kc6NOfc

[tepid field]

https://www.videogameschronicle.com/news/all-games-with-loot-boxes-in-them-will-be-rated-minimum-pegi-16-starting-this-summer/ lmao

[patent jungle]

WHAT

ig roblox is 18+ then

it has games with loot boxes taht cost robux

i think my half sword is haunted

i just died of a heart atack or sum

[patent jungle]

also the yard ambient without the music at night is terrifying

[loud comet]

cs2 got so bad bot lobby problem that people with prime have to create non-prime accounts

on prime it would be 1 real human and 19 clankers

[loud comet]

(or play with non-prime friends like Andrejka here)

the cons of living near China

[gloomy urchin]

meow

i hereby revive chat

[wooden olive]

New video, this is NOT a drill.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ew_0ERY2UmM

[gloomy urchin]

mfs discovered this 😭

[patent jungle]

i used to let my friends play levels of l4d2 and various games with remote play by themselves

so they could try them before buying and sh

[hybrid granite]

theres another way of trying before buying but i am not allowed to discuss further about it

[patent jungle]

lmao

i told them but they said they were lazy comparted to steam remote wich is just a click

and it doesnt take space

i thin

k

[shrewd carbon]

<@&1080390104562016306>

[hybrid granite]

? <@&1080390104562016306>

probably some 12 year old

i hope he likes half sword enough to get banned from the discord

[gloomy urchin]

aw i missed something!

[shrewd carbon]

he just spammed the funny ww2 symbol

[gloomy urchin]

oh

[shrewd carbon]

thats about it

[gloomy urchin]

meh

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/950149278448361505/1469266985832550525/togif.gif

[patent jungle]

how am i supposd to see shit

[patent jungle]

okay im stealing this helmet idgaf

or should i keep my sallet & bevor

wich one shoul i keep

[plain scroll]

sallet and bevor is just too beautiful

[gloomy urchin]

can we just get camera view from both eyes and see from first person even though it'll look weird w/o helmet

[lime dragon]

GUYS

ZEBRAS ARE APPARENTLY BLACK

[gloomy urchin]

no

[lime dragon]

IT'S BLACK WITH WHITE STRIPES

[gloomy urchin]

nuh

[lime dragon]

there's a zebra suffering from pseudomenalism

it's missing a bunch of stripes

what stripes are missing?

THE WHITE STRIPES

zebras are black

[gloomy urchin]

ai

[lime dragon]

may reason rule where rage might reign

[lime dragon]

nuh uh

[gloomy urchin]

image as proof? in this day and age?

fool

[lime dragon]

make up your mind ya cuckold

do you want images as proof

or not

buffoon!

[gloomy urchin]

image is not a proof

[odd holly]

maybe first person without the helment in the way even if your whering one

[lime dragon]

i'm gonna tear off your testicles

[gloomy urchin]

raghh my gambling paid off

since you're so smart is this white panther or white tiger or whatever cat

[gusty current]

I think thgsts a oerson

[gloomy urchin]

yes but what animal is her race

[gusty current]

Human

[gloomy urchin]

it js says feline

[gloomy urchin]

ur stupid it has cat ears

[gusty current]

I can have cat ears

Am I cat

[gloomy urchin]

yes

catboy or a catgirl

[gusty current]

Both

[gloomy urchin]

wait do big cats have big ass tail too

now that i think about it i dont remember seeing one

on big cats

nvrm im fucking STUPID

ok so is she a white tiger then

[waxen heart]

What are you guys doing ?

[shrewd carbon]

it was posted by the national park that it resides in

[gloomy urchin]

trying to figure out what animal is the character i unlocked by gamblign

[waxen heart]

I see

[gloomy urchin]

/s

[shrewd carbon]

what does this mean

[gloomy urchin]

sarcasm

[shrewd carbon]

ah i see

[gloomy urchin]

/srs is serious and theres something else but i dont remember

anyways im off to bed now goobnight everynyapony

[shrewd carbon]

goodnight

[gloomy urchin]

i think its about time i progress story in my gacha game

smh

[patent jungle]

does this mean i should keep sallet and bevor

[lime dragon]

i love sallets

and if you disagree and think armets are better

i will fucking kill you

[patent jungle]

1 or 2

[lime dragon]

2 all the way

i'm no sallet grifter

[patent jungle]

i like sallets alot too

theyre cool af

BUT

[lime dragon]

i will use the sallet until i get bludgeoned to death by some random champion, go to the abyss, and escape it with the ultimate weapon of the willyverse

a candelabra

[patent jungle]

is 1 rarer or can u buy it at the shop

if u can buy it at the shop im keeping sallet and bevor

[drifting valley]

you can buy it

[lime dragon]

you can buy it

it's not that special

actually i've seen more armets than sallets for sale

hell

the way i got my sallet was violently tearing it off the head of a willy

[patent jungle]

sallet it is

[ionic arch]

Armet is better

[lime dragon]

shut the fuck up pink role

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1480307566633418802/MedalTVHalfSword20260308165007336-tr-edit-ezgif.com-added-text.gif

[ionic arch]

Shut up red role

Pink better

[lime dragon]

i have image perms

and you don't

loser

[ionic arch]

No

Flip you

Flipping flipper

[ionic arch]

Well i have correct opinion perms

And you don't

[lime dragon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920709476724649984/1366747511905058826/caption-23.gif

[ionic arch]

[lime dragon]

armets are overrated

[ionic arch]

You're overrated

[patent jungle]

baron helmet ahh

[lime dragon]

they're not even that good of a helmet lowk

[ionic arch]

Im better

[lime dragon]

you sacrificed all of that ability to breathe

just to get beaten to death by a candelabra anyways

[ionic arch]

Yo i lwk js farted tho

[lime dragon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1354117858329759754/1355260573469904966/attachment-90.gif

[patent jungle]

the sallet looks cooler tbh, armets look like a fakin metal ball on ur head

[lime dragon]

they always have those oversized plumes as well

tf you trying to do with that plume?

compensate for your miniscule willy

[graceful matrix]

I like baseball helmets

[lime dragon]

for the fact that not even a creation of leonardo da vinci could spot thy genitals

[odd holly]

brandon herrara meme in half sword discord?

i figured it would be a skelligram meme

[lime dragon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/748339369886089277/1402882627199041556/yd72NLY8.gif

[patent jungle]

istg i get the most unexpected stabs when im tryna smash heads

also about smashing heads

i need proper head denting

and brains

another one

finally i got metal boots

[junior depot]

The sallet needs a plume too

Too little plumage smh my head

[patent jungle]

am i cooked

[honest reef]

Bro

Do they not got finished like blackened armour sets?

[patent jungle]

theres blackened armour parts but they are hard to find

my gauntlets are blackened

[honest reef]

There are black bevors, cuisses, gauntlets

[patent jungle]

i think my boots too

[honest reef]

No they are not black

[patent jungle]

i mean

[honest reef]

They are just more

[patent jungle]

they are darker

[honest reef]

Shiny

[patent jungle]

yeah it looks blueish

[honest reef]

Lemme pull up proper black

[patent jungle]

i mean colored armor modding is coming so u can get mods for it or i can make one with a full set for u

[honest reef]

I forgor no imag perms lol

[honest reef]

Have you not unlocked Lord?

[patent jungle]

no

[honest reef]

The Barons armour is kinda cool

The it ain got no sallet

[patent jungle]

they do look black in the light idk

[honest reef]

Yeah those are

I got those Half Gauntlets too

[patent jungle]

theres also helmets this color rite

and sht

[honest reef]

But when i am playing abyss the undead proceed to bite em

[honest reef]

No

[patent jungle]

damn

well when colored armour comes ill make a save that has black armour and sh

ig

[honest reef]

From what i know there is: Matt black colour, Black-Blueish, regular steel, shiny steel

[patent jungle]

but not for other parts of armor

rite

[honest reef]

The Matt and Blued colour does not have complete armours

[patent jungle]

damn

sucks

[honest reef]

Your shoes are shiny steel and greaves are normal steel

[honest reef]

Also your pauldrons are matt black colour. They are black but they are not shining

[patent jungle]

if when this game is complete custom models are allowed im prob adding a beak helm or a great helm

[honest reef]

Beak helm?

[restive trench]

they said we were going to get modding support

[patent jungle]

forgor the name

[honest reef]

Do you mean Bascinet?

[restive trench]

Hopefully they didnt change their mind

[patent jungle]

yes

[honest reef]

Bascinet

[patent jungle]

yea hopefully

[honest reef]

Bascinets are col

[restive trench]

peak

[honest reef]

I am trying to get me some armour in real life

[patent jungle]

same

for cosplaying

[honest reef]

I wanna do SCC

[patent jungle]

but im broke so ima have to save

[patent jungle]

whats scc

[honest reef]

Fighting

[patent jungle]

spars?

[honest reef]

No

[restive trench]

fencing

[patent jungle]

oh

[restive trench]

like hema?

[patent jungle]

i would get into buhurt but yea

[honest reef]

Hema is a mild version of SCC

[restive trench]

damn

whats the difference

[honest reef]

I dunno

But i have heard its uh more

[restive trench]

if i could id get into the buhart version that allows stabbing and stuff

[patent jungle]

stabbing?

wait cant u do stabs in buhur

t

[restive trench]

depending on the club

some clubs have buhart as basically wrestling in armor

with only blunt weapons

[patent jungle]

u can stab with blunt tho rite

or u mean penetrating armour

and shite

[restive trench]

no, not allowed

[patent jungle]

tf

what a crappy rule

[honest reef]

Bro he is talking irl

[patent jungle]

i mean it makes sense

[restive trench]

though not all buhart

[patent jungle]

yea no shit

[honest reef]

As in dont get gutted

Or you die frfr

[restive trench]

some buhart clubs allow u to stab and target openings in armor

[patent jungle]

they could do that and add rubber balls to the tips of the weapons

easy as that

[restive trench]

also, @honest reef, i searched SCC, u mean Olympic Fencing? 🤺

[honest reef]

No

[patent jungle]

halfsword unrelitik

sharp swor no stick to other sharp swor

[honest reef]

Uh fuh i might have misspelled

I dun remember what it is i am

Trying to refer

But like i know what it is

But not what it is called

[primal thorn]

happy birthday to me

i guess

[honest reef]

Sad Birthday (Evil)

[patent jungle]

happy birthday

[honest reef]

:)

[wanton portal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1394248521657483264/1418186538860150917/togif-9.gif

[odd holly]

if done right skull bashing and brains would be so peak

imagine hitting someone with the two handed mace right in the head from right to left or left to right and see skull fragments and little bits of brain flying

would be so cool in slow mo

[patent jungle]

yeah and skull dents and faces getting disfigured

[weak sundial]

used to do that in the old tech demo didn't it?

[odd holly]

true even down to the little things like a nose getting broken or ear slice off

[weak sundial]

i think that might be a bit much to ask for at the current stage

[patent jungle]

yeah

we are waiting for the final gore

wich will prob be after early access / late early access

[patent jungle]

my other hamster got pregnant

my male and female hamster wich i adopted days ago were together in the same cage

so uh

fak

ima let them grow and sell them to the pet store prob

i cant take care of that many hamsters

[quaint arch]

how much for each hamster

[patent jungle]

5 eur

8*

[quaint arch]

why 8?

[patent jungle]

i got parents at 7.50

50 cents more

[quaint arch]

do you ship these hamsters?

[patent jungle]

i send them to the sea on a rubber duck with a bown of food and a bowl of water

they wil get to ur house and knock

[quaint arch]

would you accept to ship them to Brazil?

just for the love of the game

[undone aurora]

Update when

[patent jungle]

i cant ship them out of jokes but if u come to spain yes i can sell u them

[slim fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1057800724840452160/1285739293016592384/you.gif

[quaint arch]

idk how much is a travel to spain from here

[random heart]

I wom tho

Won

[quaint arch]

also i just got back to working...

so no time for trips

well, i wish u luck on sellinf your hamsters

[quaint arch]

tf is this about

[random heart]

Nusois dont get it

[quaint arch]

nusois?

[random heart]

being a nusoi

[quaint arch]

what the fuck is a nusoi, and which layer of half sword lore is this

[random heart]

what the fuck is a nusoi, and which layer of half sword lore is this

[quaint arch]

bro wtf ur on 😭

[restive trench]

youre probably thinking of SCA

also no

hema is not the mild version of it

[random heart]

Gemmy soras

[restive trench]

ew clanker filth

[random heart]

Commie

[restive trench]

yeah i love using commas instead of periods, how did u know

[random heart]

yeah i love using commas instead of periods, how did u know

Forgot giga

Ignore first part

[patent jungle]

erm

[random heart]

Is that maximillian

[restive trench]

they need to add brain verification to discord

[patent jungle]

yes that is maximillian

[random heart]

being maximillian

[patent jungle]

that was fake maximillian, real maximillian came and won

[random heart]

Maximillian won

[patent jungle]

maximillian always wins

[random heart]

maximillian always wins

[indigo hare]

grandpa discovered AI

[random heart]

Yes

[patent jungle]

erm

rate the fit

[lime dragon]

AI? in my half sword game?

die

[random heart]

Man just shut up

[lime dragon]

why should i

[random heart]

Because you're being rude

[lime dragon]

you're the one posting AI content

i don't think alot of people here like that

[plain scroll]

Stop

[patent jungle]

maximillian is awesome and cool and fabolous

[signal thorn]

imagine killing people that use ai

[lime dragon]

it's a generally lazy way to produce content

[light tree]

just stop

[signal thorn]

its not lazy, it's just making machines do all the work for you

[random heart]

Okay telling me to die for using it is not reasonable at all you're crazy

[lime dragon]

ok but can that be considered making stuff yourself

[patent jungle]

i mean he isnt gonna redraw evry faking frame for a meme

[signal thorn]

yeah

[patent jungle]

gtg guys

[signal thorn]

making the machines do it for me myself

[patent jungle]

cya

[lime dragon]

yeah i get that but there probably are more ways to do it than using an AI tool

like rotoscoping

[random heart]

You see I'm lazy

[lime dragon]

so am i but i wouldn't use AI for stuff

[random heart]

I think viggle is funny

Also it's your choice to use or not use AI I don't care

[lime dragon]

ok i respect that part, that you may find it humorous

but like just what's the point in posting AI stuff here

[signal thorn]

funny

[random heart]

Because it has knights and it's funny

[golden kayak]

Bro didn’t learn anything from the butlerian jihad

[lime dragon]

you could do a whole lot more than AI for humor

[random heart]

The who what now

[lime dragon]

eliteball reference

stop letting them damn dirty wirebacked clankers do shit because then they'll control US

[golden kayak]

The war against the thinking machines

[lime dragon]

i love my book about how we banned clankers so now everybody wants to own this planet that makes space crack that makes your mind e x p a n d

[random heart]

Now you're just you're literally saying slurs that were used against black people but replacing it with robot words

[lime dragon]

no i just hate robots

[lime dragon]

by using AI, you make shareholders and investors believe AI is going to be profitable even further, which causes the price of Random Access Memory, and electricity to increase

AI requires large data centers to process all of the interactions that millions of people do with AI

[junior depot]

5 villages was made to go without water because of you

[random heart]

Quit your crying man just shut up

[junior depot]

To make ASS

[lime dragon]

dude you're literally helping to ruin the ecology

[wind geode]

Tf happened when I last played on my save

[lime dragon]

like i'm not being pretentious or a whiney bitch

[junior depot]

to make the biggest ASS possible

[lime dragon]

in texas there's a whole bunch of data centers and it's caused the air pollution to skyrocket due to the gas generators they use to power it

[golden kayak]

Kicked a damn door 😞

[junior depot]

I love stealing water from people to help shareholder values to rise 🔥 🔥 🔥

[lime dragon]

just so some dude can make a shitass image that's the color of dehydrated urine

pick up the pencil

[junior depot]

Learn how to make horrifying shitposts like the days of old in photoshop and blender

Or even source film maker

[rugged star]

how tf did 6 people get hit by a bomb at the same time

[lime dragon]

i mean bombs explode

[rugged star]

You get 4 ai in a mission

[lime dragon]

i can't open blender, but like i'm not using AI for my shit

what did i do instead of blender?

fucking legos

[junior depot]

FUCK YEAH

I remember when my feed was flooded with those banger stop motion lego videos

[random heart]

Ai won

[junior depot]

Shit was peak back then

[junior depot]

❤️ thank you for stealing my local water to fund your horrible memes

[lime dragon]

i am going to steal the DDR5 from one of the ai data centers

[random heart]

stealing water to make gemmy memes

[junior depot]

insert the "I cannot feel anything but a moral imperative to destroy AI data centers" meme

[random heart]

Fucking commiefails

[junior depot]

"Commiefails" bro

[lime dragon]

that shit ain't even good dude

[junior depot]

Are you 12

[lime dragon]

he probably is

[junior depot]

Why are you using the incel language

[random heart]

Lesothobrapcommiepedogooners

[junior depot]

Oh god he's a groyper

kill this man

[random heart]

Ohnonono nusois mindbroken

[lime dragon]

what is this fucking troggy gonna say next

that the gay transgenders are stealing water and it isn't the AI data centers?

[junior depot]

I steal my water at ethical levels thank you very much

[random heart]

I'm actually gay

[lime dragon]

why don't you have a boyfriend then?

c.ai doesn't count

[junior depot]

SO TRUE

[random heart]

I do

[junior depot]

Don't show us your chai chats dude

[terse ore]

hey guys

im new here

[junior depot]

Welcome in Cren!

[terse ore]

how are u guys

[junior depot]

Hopefully you have a good time here

[terse ore]

im sure i will

i enjoy half sword very much

[random heart]

Gem sword

[junior depot]

#photography📷 has a lot of cool stuff from people

[terse ore]

ong

[junior depot]

And if you have any photos from your own HS adventures you can post them in there

[lime dragon]

buddhism states that the actions you do in this life will affect you when you reincarnate, this guy is clearly gonna become an ethiopian child who dies because of this shit

[terse ore]

oh shi actually

[lime dragon]

yeah

[terse ore]

i have a few cool stuff too

[random heart]

You are being very violent and angry over me posting videos you're very awesome

Leaking your tiny clitty

[lime dragon]

i haven't even threatened violence

i'm just saying that the belief buddhists have is that whatever you do in this life affects the outcome of your next life

[terse ore]

how can i upload images on photography

[random heart]

I literally didn't do anything other than just post AI videos

[lime dragon]

the same way you do normally

[terse ore]

oh nvm

[random heart]

Also viggle isn't even that bad

[terse ore]

i was on halfsword chat

i uploaded my fit on it

lmk if yall like it

[lime dragon]

it quite frankly is

everything you post is mediocre at best, with obnoxious background music

[random heart]

No it's not plus you're from lesotho plus you're fat plus you're ugly plus your dumb

[junior depot]

The memes would be 100x better if they were made in sfm

[lime dragon]

the way language learning models function is that it scrapes the internet for random bullshit relevant to your search

[random heart]

I literally do not believe in copyright

There is no such thing as intellectual property

[lime dragon]

the memes would be better without obnoxious AI bullshit and a creator who larps as a dude in medieval plate armor while not even owning none, calling a dude fat and ugly without ever seeing somebody

[random heart]

Also I literally draw I just don't like animating it's not fun oh yay I have to draw the same drawing 500 times

[lime dragon]

i infact enjoy drawing

[candid mulch]

its just a money scam

[lime dragon]

it doesn't matter if i "suck" at it or i make the best art in the world

[random heart]

True

[random heart]

Me too I just use AI because I'm lazy

[terse ore]

same

[lime dragon]

i'm still several orders of magnitude superior to using ai

[candid mulch]

I use ai in facebook groups when they ask questions without actually trying first.

[random heart]

Why would I spend hours making some stupid meme video of Maximilian dancing when I can just throw it into viggle AI and it's done. Sure AI art will never be as good as real art and if I made it myself it probably would be better but I can't be bothered because I don't care. If I really cared I wouldn't have used AI

[lime dragon]

why would i tell a machine to do what i can do already

[random heart]

Because I respect my time and don't want to spend 2 hours making a video that will get three likes on Twitter

[lime dragon]

why would i cause the environment around me to directly become worse because i'm a lazy bastard

[candid mulch]

people are scared of ai. they only use it for repeated schlop.

[lime dragon]

pick up a fucking pencil, get good at art, it's not like pencils and paper cost that much

[junior depot]

"Fuck you got mine" mentality

[random heart]

I literally already know how to draw and I'm good at it I just don't care. I don't use AI to make "art"I literally just use like Sora and viggle because I don't have time to animate for like 2 hours dude

[candid mulch]

putting key words is the bane of most peoples frustrations with ai

[lime dragon]

dude if you want to make your shitty edits, just do rotoscoping

you literally just gotta draw over shit

[random heart]

Dude that takes too long. Also the jank of viggle is funny

[lime dragon]

ah yes, it's "funny" to use AI for something that still will only get 3 likes on twitter

[candid mulch]

back in my day we made our pencils and paper by hand

[random heart]

Yeah if I rotoscoped it it would have only gotten three likes on Twitter as well

[lime dragon]

back in my day if you wanted to make something that didn't exist, you would have to fucking draw it

[random heart]

It doesn't respect my time to sit down and do shit that I really don't actually care about like I just don't care. The dancing Maximilian video does not mean enough to me

[junior depot]

Back in my day my shitposts were MADE BY MAN

[lime dragon]

i mean if it's so "funny" it should get more likes no matter what

[candid mulch]

actually it only exists because it came from your brain. not my fault people cant get creative with ai.

[lime dragon]

y'know what

[junior depot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8HO6hba9ZE AI could never 💔

[lime dragon]

i'm not engaging with this conversation anymore

[candid mulch]

tight, lets move on.

[random heart]

Also i literally draw

[lime dragon]

yo @junior depot you ever think mosquitos should just up and die

[random heart]

The skill set of making this does not transfer to actually animating anything

[terse ore]

yall ever just get stoned af and play half sword

[lime dragon]

like objectively i hate those weird ass flying thinsg

[candid mulch]

you gotta slow down, you are cooking their brains with gears churning

[lime dragon]

they suck up my blood and cause me to itch all over

[junior depot]

Sadly no, they are pretty important to a lot of plants

[candid mulch]

I used to.

[junior depot]

Some of them are the only pollinators in swampy areas

[lime dragon]

i mean, yeah but some species of mosquito exclusively suck up blood with the females

alot of them just do flowers, females included

so lemme rephrase

do you think the BLOOD sucking mosquitos should go away

[terse ore]

what happend

[honest reef]

FELLAS

Do we call Clankas that cos metal?

[junior depot]

Still no, as long as they are not invasive they have a big part in the local ecosystem. Even if annoying, they are a major diet of fish when larvae and insect eating animals when adults.

[candid mulch]

I sobered up. Personal choice.

[terse ore]

fair fair

[honest reef]

Could it not be applied to a knight?

[lime dragon]

extensive drug use can lead to long term consequences, even marijuana

how long you been sober?

[candid mulch]

thats true. You can abuse it just like anything else. I miss it but at least my head is clear now.

[honest reef]

Chat

[junior depot]

I took some classes on my local biology (which includes mosquitos) and learned about how they do fill a niche in an ecosystem that would be worse to remove them from the environment than to just do our best to stop human-made places for them (like leaving still water out and what not)

[honest reef]

When i get imag perms

Everyone will see my Willie

[junior depot]

😳

[lime dragon]

how horrible that mosquitos are necessary

they thrive even with the pollution in my area

[candid mulch]

ive gone off and on due to ptsd and stuff. But I threw out all of my glass after I smoked it all about a month ago. keeping glass in the house was just tempting me.

[lime dragon]

1 month, i see

good for you

the journey of a thousand miles begins with one step

[candid mulch]

yeah im excited.

I honestly dont have much in common with a few of my buddies now.

[terse ore]

real

[candid mulch]

itd be cool if they actually did stuff outside but their whole personality is come home from work, smoke themselves stupid and play mobas or something.

[lime dragon]

if the only reason they hanged out with you was because you did pot, were they really your buddies

[candid mulch]

they are from highschool. I love em but im just tired of rotting

[lime dragon]

it's not much of a personality if all they do is smoke weed

[candid mulch]

they really have been there for me, im not trying to shit on em. I just expected better i guess?

its hard to not be on a high horse because I have experienced a lot more than them.

[terse ore]

i mean everybody be going through shit, i smoke pot cause i enjoy smoking pot not to relax or just take a break

[candid mulch]

I totally get that

[lime dragon]

i don't smoke weed

it's illegal in texas

[terse ore]

i used to do it often but now i moved to a place where its super illegal and i smoke like once a month

[lime dragon]

but that certainly doesn't stop some people

[candid mulch]

its illegal in WI but the michigan border aint far from me

[terse ore]

arent there dispencerys in texas

for example pine park?

[lime dragon]

there's a spot down the street selling drive-through weed and daquiris

[lime dragon]

yeah but you like need a note from the doctor or something

i don't really interact with them so i wouldn't know

[candid mulch]

real talk. I love the weed stores but for the love of christ do they really have to lean so hard into the stereotype?

[terse ore]

2fa typa deal ik

[terse ore]

ong

but i dont think its that hard to get a doctors note

[lime dragon]

hey guys on a related note did you know my great-grandfather coined the term pot

like he was the guy who first said it

[candid mulch]

its alway smoked out people in hemp hoodies that ask you three times what you wanted because their brains are loading

[terse ore]

i have a like a big scar on the back of my head that looks like 1/10th of the moon

it even has the shape aswell

and i get like massive headaches

[candid mulch]

if you hear the word cake used for pot, I coined that.

[terse ore]

especially when i sleep alot

[candid mulch]

shit

[terse ore]

so like pot kinda helps me with those

[candid mulch]

im not against that at all

[terse ore]

ye i mean before i used to smoke i would just pop a xan and get on with my day

[candid mulch]

I came from an alcoholic family. I didnt really drink but I smoked. eventually it got the point where I was like im basically an alcoholic but with flower.

[terse ore]

but xanz are disgusting and made me feel like a zombie and when i figured out pot existed i enjoyed it and without having to hold my head

[candid mulch]

im glad its helping

[terse ore]

are we like lost siblings or what bro ?

[candid mulch]

shit we might be

[lime dragon]

i'm very fortunate my parents are responsible people

[candid mulch]

you are. seriously.

[terse ore]

my moms german so u can put the peices together my dad rarely drinks but hes a hard head at best

[lime dragon]

they don't smoke, they seldom drink and they haven't had a sip of alcohol since 2023, and they don't take drugs

[terse ore]

i love both of them and i take it to my grave but theres points

[candid mulch]

there wasnt one function when I was growing up that didnt included a fist fight/ or family divide because they were plastered.

[lime dragon]

some of you guys deserve better lives than the ones you lead

that through all the hardship you face

you're still here, and you're still staying strong

[terse ore]

priciate that dude

[candid mulch]

I appreciate that

[terse ore]

trying to

[hidden plume]

anyone down to show a new player some tech? this game is sick

[lime dragon]

double click LMB does a thrust

[terse ore]

join vc my boy

[hidden plume]

i dont see vc yet

[lime dragon]

right click with two handed weapons like polearms for half swording

[small spoke]

level 3 needed I think

[terse ore]

oop there isnt a vc yet

[hidden plume]

i only have an axe still

[candid mulch]

im glad my va therapist can handle my shit. lol\

I do crack good jokes and she laughs

[terse ore]

get used to brawling

and the way ur fists and hands move

[hidden plume]

i just holding to block and swing for the head

[terse ore]

thats what helped me

[hidden plume]

hmm

[candid mulch]

I just do fury fists at their head and hope for the best

[lime dragon]

i sometimes sit and wonder, why was i given this life while others suffer, to have loving parents who care enough to feed me actual food, to live in a safe neighborhood, all of these things

but in the end

i should appreciate what i have

[terse ore]

i do the alex periera punch (left hook) and i see them holding their face

[lime dragon]

others would kill for the life i lead and will lead

so i should cherish it up until the end

[candid mulch]

I feel the same way. I have a place to live, a wife, food and whatnot. it can always be worse I suppose

[lime dragon]

not envy others

[terse ore]

ye you should

[lime dragon]

i might not be the smartest, the strongest, the richest

but i atleast have a place to live

[forest juniper]

why are you on sad mode duper

[terse ore]

well im not as old as you guys im only 18 i still live under the roof of my parents but they still do alot for me dispite what they might be going through

so im glad i got the stuff that i do

[candid mulch]

tbh as long as you have a good heart youll be good.

[lime dragon]

moment of clarity

[forest juniper]

i hate those

[terse ore]

thanksgiving on march 14th

[candid mulch]

being a good person is tough but its worth it.

[lime dragon]

people have been all hateful and nasty towards me, calling me slurs, threatening violence against me and the people i support

but in the end, i'll be happy, while they rot in a gutter

[forest juniper]

thats the ticket bro fuck em

the hateful are the most miserable anyway they just dont know what to do with it

you can channel it into good

[lime dragon]

i see homeless people under the overpass constantly, and rather than look down on them, i wonder what led them to this position in life

i despise the avaricious

those who led the people under the overpass to where they are now

[terse ore]

where i come from homeless are looked down upon

[forest juniper]

thats everywhere

[small spoke]

most places

[candid mulch]

Ive always wanted to do something for em. I dont have the money to keep up but then you need donations and it just snowballs. then its cameras and hand shakes. it gets lost along the way.

[terse ore]

greece has its own way of making you feel shitty

[forest juniper]

pull yaself up by your BOOTSTRAPS

[lime dragon]

if wealth is a ladder

[candid mulch]

you too can be the ceo of amazon if you try hard enough

[lime dragon]

those at the top have cut off the rungs that lead to where they are

[terse ore]

but its kinda of diffrent i saw on the news in athens a guy wearing a suit beating up a homeless person for asking them change

[forest juniper]

i wanna be the CEO of yellowstone national park baby

[lime dragon]

and they've used those rungs to simply pull themselves higher

[terse ore]

the world is fucked

[small spoke]

yikes hope the homeless guy is ok

[lime dragon]

when the masses are forced to linger at the bottom

[terse ore]

he was given shelter by the goverment and money

i never followed the story

[candid mulch]

I never what to be that kind of rich. they dont have souls and they view us as cattle.

[terse ore]

but i hear the attacker is in prison

[small spoke]

Good

[forest juniper]

thats how its "supposed to work"

[terse ore]

saint james visitors

for real

[lime dragon]

other "people" of wealth despise gabe newell, because he used his wealth to make a decent product that people enjoy

[forest juniper]

whats crazy to me is how you'll have all these people wading through the shit with us who worship these fuckin elites like gods when every step they take is a punch in the face torward them

[lime dragon]

have you ever seen somebody hate gabe newell who isn't a billionaire themselves

[small spoke]

probably thinking they could eventually be like them

[candid mulch]

listen, I need to have few words with gabe. that steam deck triggered me lmao

[terse ore]

not really

gabe goated

[small spoke]

he's the guy who owns stream right

[candid mulch]

ye

[forest juniper]

The only way to be like them is to be born into them, they made sure of that

[terse ore]

but i wish he would give me more luck when opening cases in cs 🙁

[lime dragon]

i've heard that previous generations of my bloodline were wealthy, from whaling

[terse ore]

or sell ur soul to be them

[candid mulch]

its rigged but hey at least theres football and bread

[lime dragon]

what happened to that wealth

[forest juniper]

fuck a wall street

[lime dragon]

the costco hotdog and the sunday night football keeps the masses in check

[terse ore]

idk who beilives that crap or not, im not much of a big religious guy myself but i do beilive that u can sell your soul by selling your morals and beiliefs

sorry for my spelling guys

english is my 2nd language

[small spoke]

4 big booms

[candid mulch]

back in my day public servants didnt get paid and if the messed up bad enough they were tarred and feathered. now they have so many bs laws and protection.

[forest juniper]

i mean in a way, but its more just desensitization, look at the big dead fish eyes of every billionaire

and how they have to use copious amounts of drugs to keep their fucked up heads in check

[lime dragon]

i never understood why people despised the LGBTQ+, they were people themselves

ok that sounds offensive, they ARE people

[candid mulch]

while they treat politicians like football teams.

[lime dragon]

it doesn't matter if they change genders, don't identify themselves as any gender, or anything in between

they are people

[forest juniper]

they were also a massive part of history that we completely erased

[lime dragon]

they deserve the chance to live

to be happy

[forest juniper]

them greeks were fuckin eachother butt style

[candid mulch]

I have a weird take but I really believe certain things about that community was a hype wave.

[lime dragon]

and not have their stories ended before they began

[terse ore]

i dont have a problem with the lgbtq community

[candid mulch]

I wish therapy was more available.

[terse ore]

be yourself i dont mind but it kind of hits in the wrong spot when a man flirts with me

[lime dragon]

a house divided cannot stand

[small spoke]

real

[indigo grail]

we were all doing that back in the day though

[lime dragon]

bipartisanship in this nation sucks

[forest juniper]

exactly

[candid mulch]

we had a male bar tender hit on me lol My wife was like hey, youre still hot.

[terse ore]

The spartan trenches where diffrent times

[candid mulch]

hey man, when I was in the corps you went nut to butt to stay warm in the cold.

[terse ore]

thank you for ur service

[candid mulch]

thanks for your support

its been 11 years since ive been out.

the years start coming and they dont stop coming

[terse ore]

thats true

i have to go at 20 yrs old in greece for basic training

[candid mulch]

im only 36 and I feel like a rough 70

[terse ore]

i feel good about it but yet idk what to expect

[candid mulch]

id be curious to know too

for me the yelling wasnt bad. you just tune out and do the thing

[terse ore]

i heard storys from my dad but times where diffrent where diffrent then idk if anything or everything has changed

[terse ore]

thats fair

thanks for the advice

[candid mulch]

no probs. other than that just keep up on fitness. and for the love of god please keep on stretching and take care of your feet.

not bad, its says mandatory service is 10 week boot camp.

[terse ore]

im worried about that im a size EU 49

and i have trouble with my feet everyday

[candid mulch]

get yourself a pair of custom insoles if you can at some point.

[terse ore]

ill see for it

anyways ima keep playing my game

see yall in a bit

enjoy

[candid mulch]

hell yeah

[terse ore]

btw how can i steal the npcs armor

[candid mulch]

grab with either q or e and hold it down

[terse ore]

im dragging them across the floor now

they think they are mops

[wind geode]

https://medal.tv/games/ready-or-not/clips/miW0uC5CwTwD0oo87?invite=cr-MSxoQW0sNTIwMDUwNDI3

[terse ore]

i expect good things

[wind geode]

Anytime I aim with any scope that has a zoom the game lags like crazy

[terse ore]

clip isnt loading

now it is

[wind geode]

I'm gueesing it's cause of some PiP stuff

[restive trench]

should probably report that in ready or not discord server not here

i guess it has something to do with filters

for the scope

[terse ore]

get schooled @wind geode

[restive trench]

idk how to say it

but its like the overlay might be adding too much visual effects or something

[spark quartz]

yap

[restive trench]

had a game that had a gas mask that adds a vignette effect when you equip it, it halved my fps lmao

[restive trench]

silly silly silly

[spark quartz]

veroo veroo veroo

[restive trench]

how're oyu

[spark quartz]

I'm aight hru

[restive trench]

im goob

studying history

its fun but boring at the same time

the content is fun but the process is boring

gotta watch three 1 hour and a half videos

[patent jungle]

guys i got an ultra fiesta mango monster (its the third type im gonna try since i only tried white monster and the og black one)

idk if its gonna be good but since i like mango ig im gonna like it

[restive trench]

as someone who's never drank monster ever

you should do that yes

its probably gonna be peak

[patent jungle]

u can drink it like 1 per 4/5 weeks it wont affect u but do it rarely

theyre good asf

i mean ultra and og one is erally good

[lilac bough]

looks nice

[patent jungle]

it prob tastes nice too

idk

mango flavoured soda is peak

[restive trench]

anything mango flavored is peak

[patent jungle]

[terse ore]

top 5 monster that are a must try

monster number 1

Mango loco

monster number 2: Monarch (peach)

[patent jungle]

yeah im thinking of trying that one my brother said its peak af

[terse ore]

it is

number 3 my fav

aussie lemonade

[patent jungle]

mmmm lemon