general-catfish-🐱🐟

[bright ember]

ST PETER OPEN UP THEM PEARLY GATES

[elder pawn]

are you in heaven bro

[bright ember]

I'M COMING HOMEE

[elder pawn]

they raptured your whole house

[bright ember]

👀

[stuck island]

you eat babies

[cunning finch]

whoaa,a,,,,..

[white prawn]

half sword saved my life

i was genuinely considering suicide and then realized i still want to see half sword release to vr

if i kms i won't be able to experience half sword VR so i won't kms

[indigo hare]

RIP

[north condor]

isn't blade and sorcery kinda is the half sword vr

[white prawn]

.

ok whatever

i still want to see full sword

so

[cunning finch]

https://tenor.com/view/albert-albert-flamingo-dance-vibe-yay-gif-403409370905649432

[white prawn]

as everyone knows

[north condor]

quarter sword

[white prawn]

the AI sucks

It's basically quarter sword yes

[north condor]

yeah that's true

[white prawn]

and also they can do magic

[north condor]

it feels like you are superman after a while

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/blender-banana-smoothie-food-fail-fail-gif-14381891265409864362

[white prawn]

it's more like a power trip than anything

[north condor]

fr you just feel superior

that's about it

but its still fun to pass time

not a bad game but bad enemies

[remote turret]

Insane emoji

[void hill]

Cheese

[wheat brook]

I’m a fucking demon bro

350 on clean

I’m actually him

[drowsy finch]

nanners :)

[vast merlin]

look at 'em go!

[wheat brook]

ACKNOWLEDGE ME!!!😡

[white prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/kiwami-the-joke-is-mocking-luke-atmey-the-joke-gif-7518110918915554763

[drowsy finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1300741589072744462/1462087776223887564/image.gif

[rich lantern]

new poll-axe just dropped!!! 🔥

[pearl coral]

tournament pic !

[wheat brook]

Hell yeah Sam

[elder pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/rochelle-see-this-everybody-hates-chris-knife-gif-11747402

[gloomy urchin]

hi

[graceful matrix]

New update looks sick

[elder pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/chris-screaming-gritando-cris-gritando-chris-gritando-pandlrgif-gif-2717897458372203857

[median haven]

this is insane lmao

[lime harness]

imo I feel like some sites such a steam should just let the gifting system for gifting money to a friend

let it be a custom amount instead of 5-10-15-20 and so on for bucks

it's my money let me do what I want lmao, I just gotta give a friend 5 cents they don't want more XD

[fading belfry]

just send money through paypal or venmo lmao

you can use a card and your account balance at the same time

[forest juniper]

half swor

hey whose fuckin u an d whose up right now

im drunk man

[fading belfry]

thats great tommy wright

[forest juniper]

tommy wriht on tha creep

with the fuckikn sawed off

tommy popped the clip into the chrome plated 44

m glad you know about t.w bro mans a legend man jumpstarted so much

[vestal eagle]

Tommy Wright I creep at night

[twilit field]

keanu reeves if he was a schizo in a mental ward

[vestal eagle]

You know who that is?

[twilit field]

who is it

[gloomy urchin]

meow

[twilit field]

who is it

[vestal eagle]

Wait a moment

[twilit field]

oh dam wait

is it the inspiration for the original willie model

[gloomy urchin]

splat

[vestal eagle]

It's that guy

[gloomy urchin]

😭

[thorn cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-happy-smile-jerma-happy-jerma985-gif-7648691171476422099

[twilit field]

oh shit

jerma?

[vestal eagle]

this is my favorite Jerma phenotype

[twilit field]

https://tenor.com/view/sus-jerma-sus-jerma-sus-jerma-gif-22964055

[vestal eagle]

He just looks so damn pretty, no homo

[twilit field]

same

[gloomy urchin]

is youtube lagging for everyone or is it just me

i swear it became way slower

[vestal eagle]

It kind of is

I thinksomething bad is going to happen

[gloomy urchin]

anyways i think this is a cool duality

ok back to ranting

GOD FORBID USING LIKE 3 JAVASCRIPT FILES AND NOT FORCE ME TO LOAD FUCKING FIFTY FOR TRACKING

THERE ARE LIKE 20 COMPONETS THAT THEY DYNAMICALLY LOAD LIKE FOR WHAT

[gloomy crest]

What work are you doing with Java?

Also did you fix your phone?

[gloomy urchin]

why java of all languages

[gloomy urchin]

soft-bricked, spent an entire day trying to get into preloader and managed to find a random rust project that was PoC that used a new exploit for V6 chipset (or something ion really understand it) that allowed me to fix wrong boot.img

funny thing is that the boot.img that fixed it wasnt supposed to work at all - it was literally wrong one lmfao

[slim arch]

Wsp chat

[gloomy urchin]

now i wonder how one could totally brick it to the point of no recovery

[tawdry wadi]

??? what is ts

[gloomy crest]

I don't really know phone guts but is there no physical guts you can bit flip

Saying this after working in tech repair for 2 years LOL

[gloomy urchin]

cool songs

[gloomy urchin]

there is some "test point" you could wire to but cmon im a stupid teenager

i cant even figure out how to open ts

the real thing that pmo is that theres no way to directly write to phone's memory so if it bricks thats gg

(maybe its done through same test point but not sure)

[gloomy crest]

Then why were you trying to fuck with multiple BLs

[gloomy urchin]

again
cuz im stupid!!

[gloomy crest]

Well a lesson learned is a lesson heard

[gloomy urchin]

hey at least it works now

[woven sky]

handsome*

get it right jake

[gloomy crest]

In the future just ask yourself what your goals are and then imagine bringing in the effort to your life

[gloomy urchin]

i learned that its really hard to actually brick a phone and i abit learned that i probably shouldnt buy chinese phones that arent supported by anyone

[gloomy crest]

Good lesson I guess lol

[gloomy urchin]

ion really understand but okay :)

[gloomy crest]

I just choose not to fuck with my phone, it is a machine entirely for responding to work messages

And out of all major NA companies, Apple has the strongest showing for user privacy

[gloomy urchin]

rare W from apple??

[gloomy crest]

Not really rare, this has been their philosophy for forever

[gloomy urchin]

i also learen to backup my shit cuz i accidentally wiped my phone while unlocking bootloader >w<

nothing major tho just 2k of randomly downloaded anime pics

[gloomy crest]

Another good reason to keep stupid behaviour off your phone lol

[gloomy urchin]

eh we ball

[gloomy crest]

If you're a real yearner then get a T420 thinkpad off ebay for $100 and use that as your playground

[gloomy urchin]

$100 phone is considered cheap?

[gloomy crest]

Depends on your country and what dollar currency you use lol

[gloomy urchin]

i thought any phone above 200 is overpriced lol

[gloomy urchin]

i live in russia so

6 digit prices for a phone scare me

[gloomy crest]

I won't ask whereabouts for your safety but I am curious LOL

[gloomy urchin]

siberia

[gloomy crest]

Very tough, I'm sorry

[gloomy urchin]

its not that bad

from what i experienced people say its worse than it actually is

i mean i can live pretty fine but im still moving out on the first opportunity so

[gloomy crest]

Eh, yeah

I just mostly refer to my best friend who grew up in Siberia

He had a horrible, terrible time

[gloomy urchin]

im in south siberia so its not as bad as north

[gloomy crest]

Ye big land

My friend was near the coast

[gloomy urchin]

lwk disappointed that i didnt experience a single siberia experience but cold winters

even my school isnt based asf!!

[gloomy crest]

Whatcha mean exactly? Like you're sad you didn't experience anything but winter?

[gloomy urchin]

like

depressing winters, everyone looking sad and allat

[gloomy crest]

The Northern Hemisphere face

[gloomy urchin]

one could view it as good but its also abit bad cuz my childhood was boring asf and i cant tell you anything about 8t

[gloomy crest]

I thought it bad when I grew up in a coastal hut on Donegal until I met and spoke to my Siberian friend

[gloomy urchin]

i assume he was in north siberia right

[gloomy crest]

Yeah I said, almost coastline

[gloomy urchin]

ah ok im abit slow

[gloomy crest]

I cannot possibly compare to the day to day struggle of it all but I think I can relate on one thing which is an indoor firepit, no gas or elec

was* I should say

[tulip jacinth]

Hello unemployed gang

[gloomy crest]

I think most of us are probably employed

[gloomy urchin]

freaking adults with a j*b

[gloomy crest]

What's wrong with having a job?

[gloomy urchin]

its scary

and im jealous

[gloomy crest]

Well I assume you're a young lad, you'll get a job

[gloomy urchin]

that is if i learn to cope with 200 rejections cuz thats the average IT nowadays

[gloomy crest]

10 years from now you'll be in stable income and maybe a thought will pop into your brain remembering how you acted on some discord server a decade ago

[gloomy urchin]

dont make me thing further than a week into the future man

[gloomy crest]

You just gotta take any job if you need it

I got my Masters and then worked as a bartender

You'll be alright, kid

It's all just money and there's plenty of ways to earn it

[gloomy urchin]

how old ru

[gloomy crest]

27 LOL

[gloomy urchin]

damn

[gloomy crest]

but I've been working full-time since I was 14

I'm jaded

[gloomy urchin]

im kinda on a mindset of not wanting to work in a job outside my field but reality will probably hit me hard

[gloomy crest]

Financial freedom of (family I assume?) can come quite easy

Even if it means working like a dog and saving up

[gloomy urchin]

eh we'll see

[gloomy crest]

Perfection is the enemy of progress

[gloomy urchin]

perfection vs the humble "make it exist and improve later"

[gloomy crest]

False dichotomy

[gloomy urchin]

whar is dichotomy

[gloomy crest]

A schism between two ideas

[gloomy urchin]

whatever it sounds cool!!

[gloomy crest]

Well I'll just end it with encouraging you to work a job lol, any job lol

[gloomy urchin]

thanks kind stranger on the internet

[gloomy crest]

Get out of Siberia 😤

[river oriole]

ok thats the second time ive looked at someone's profile in here and realized we had the same mutual friend

wtf

[gloomy crest]

Hmm maybe there's a connection

I wonder what...

So odd

[modern galleon]

happy sacra day

[zenith hearth]

im bored watch me do some roblox sword fighting

[fringe socket]

New half sword update looks sick

Finally optimized the game

[zenith hearth]

yes

[sonic python]

last update was a month ago

[fringe socket]

I am talking about this update

[mystic marlin]

why play this instead of mordhau

[waxen heart]

How it feels like to mix every family shampoo and pour in water as a potion and drink it as if you wont die from the mixed chemical

[waxen heart]

Look at this guy he is drinking a clear light purple chemical

[little talon]

This reminded me of a flash game where you make drinks at a bar

[neat tundra]

I wonder if he actually mixed every family shampoo and poured it into water as a potion to drink it as if he wouldn't die from the mixed chemicals.

[waxen heart]

What if he took it from his house and brought it to to class

[neat tundra]

I knew this was familiar looking.

one of my science teachers had this hung up.
couldn't practice unsafe laboratory procedures even if I wanted to because we just got work packets all day.

[rancid vortex]

Ah, i didn't send the finished thing here yet

[neat tundra]

in this house we use the whole pen

[waxen heart]

Are you more of a rick or a sarah or a andrew

[rancid vortex]

It still has ink inside

[neat tundra]

sarah.
I'd either get in trouble or nothing would be my problem anymore.

[waxen heart]

I have a theory on andrew what if sarah made that potion and gave it to andrew and because the teacher dident let andrew drink and because he was thirsty so sarah made a potion and gave it to andrew and in this image susan is making the exact potion that she gave to andrew

[waxen heart]

As what i ment is like the teacher refused to let andrew go to somewhere drink where theres school water fountain

So andrew dident give a shit what he drinks he is just thirsty

[rancid vortex]

Good theory

[waxen heart]

But thats just a theory A IMAGE THEORY

Rick has no connection to the theory because well he has a very big nose and he is just sniffin the light green stuff which sarah doesnt make

[rugged basalt]

the champions in the demo were fcking beats

i mean beasts

the beggar champion was a monster

[wanton portal]

they were bangers?

[rugged basalt]

beasts

i said beasts

you buffon

[hybrid granite]

which demo we talking

[rugged basalt]

The half sword demo?

[hybrid granite]

post playtest or pre playtest

there was a demo version before the playtest

[rugged basalt]

Would i have played an unplayable demo?

[waxen heart]

Chess has never been this serious

[winter anvil]

good morning twins

[waxen heart]

Mornin to ya

[craggy meadow]

why is this icon so blurry lol?

[unreal bay]

Optimization

Extra 1 fps

[gloomy urchin]

i have a choice to either try to memorize 200 sentences in a language i barely fucking understand or hear an insane rant from my teacher that i just flat out refuse to do that and get a C

[gilded schooner]

bro doesnt know church slavonic in the big 26

[gloomy urchin]

nah we do german sorry

stupid ass language it pmo

ngl it sounds dope but THE GENDERS MAN.

[untold wraith]

Im officially back

[gloomy urchin]

hi cap misinfo

[weary crag]

Can I ask when update is again or do I get bullied

[tawdry wadi]

tfym

it IS that serious

What.

i know what video that is without even seeing it

thats how serious chess is

[violet ore]

They're always out of stock when I need one :/

[gloomy urchin]

have you ever felt like words sound way less deep in another language rather than your native

[waxen heart]

Hm maybe

[violet ore]

The damn AS companies are buying out converters and we plain folk can't enjoy our soups in 1080p!!

[gloomy urchin]

like i could say some formal sentences in english and they'd sound way less weird than if i said them in russian

trying to say "excuse me" feels so corny 🥀

[violet ore]

I say извините so casually ngl

Especially during a busy hour in a bus

It's an obligation

Sometimes I replace it with пардон to yk, spice up

[gloomy urchin]

i had a hard time getting used to saying thank you 😭

[gloomy urchin]

no

[waxen heart]

In my language lithuanian there are some weird saying and absurd like the way half sounds like in lithuania is like the english word of a slang for women private part

And sugar its cukraus but it will sound like the russian word if you say it like cukra but if you replace the c with the s and remove the r

[dusty prism]

i like it thick

[gloomy urchin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1253323996405960707/1405115251724124230/saunapog_-_1932518462653407300.gif

[waxen heart]

Also we get away with the n words like book is knyga and priest is like kunigas

So i imagine a black priest in lithuania getting confused that someone called him a priest in lithuanian when it sounds a bit like the n word

[gloomy urchin]

thin ice there buddy

[river oriole]

if there is idk what it is cuz that mutual friend isn't in this discord

[waxen heart]

Eh its part of the language what u gonna do

[violet ore]

What's wrong with спасибо?

[gloomy urchin]

i overthink every slightest convo i have

it does get better tho

ok im going to bed goobnight everynyapony

[stuck hollow]

night

[gloomy urchin]

🩷 all

[stuck hollow]

gay

[gloomy urchin]

muh

buh

[stuck hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-cat-confused-whuh-gif-10204381671363361516

this u?

[crisp ridge]

sup

[waxen heart]

Sup

[stuck hollow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/939755057438662707/1116371380468981861/CBE85F2B-AD06-44A7-993F-972B4BC3C655.gif

[mystic marlin]

can’t believe i’m not a spammer

i’ve definitely spammed

[drowsy finch]

One time it booted me from my account cuz I sent images of weevils for an hour straight

[lime harness]

hd2 really getting the affix bayonets warbond

fuck ye lmao

[remote mural]

Finally getting the entrenchment tool as a secondary

[tardy dock]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-corn-eating-corn-on-the-cob-gif-21134627

[lime harness]

truly the greatest warbond

it's all I've wanted, only took AH... what, 2 years to realize being able to panic dig your own cover is nice

I wonder if it got a buff considering those trenches were, actual trenches they could fully stand up in

[remote mural]

Maybe they’re adding maps involving trench systems? That would be pretty cool on bots

[lament frigate]

hello guys

Does anyone here know how to properly install mods in Fallout New Vegas?

in a vortex

[lime harness]

maybe, I wanna use the helldiverized gebalt landung I think it was called irl

basically 6 stick grenade heads taped together on 1 normal stick grenade lmao

[remote mural]

Geballte Ladung

[lime harness]

thank you

I was close enough for not remembering the name lmao

[brazen vale]

You're in the halfsword server

[patent jungle]

hey guys im currtently piratin- i mean totally legally downloading kcd2 rn

[remote mural]

Okay

[patent jungle]

too expensive for me lol

[weak sundial]

i mean that's cool but did you expect us all to clap or something

[brazen vale]

Wow lops you're really breaking the social norms by committing a federal offense and sharing to this public Discord server I'm really proud of you

[tawdry wadi]

who decided that?

your darkness swallowed up my son?

who decided that?

[patent jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1316597243456913449/IMG_7883.gif

[tawdry wadi]

yall on some indian shit bro

thank you

[patent jungle]

ʇǝǝɟ plɹoʍsɟɐɥ ǝıllᴉʍ

tilt ur head upside down for funni

(really funni 100% try not to laugh)

[tawdry wadi]

luckily

i can read upside down

[patent jungle]

cool

[sonic python]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-speedrun-flash-fast-gif-4746149544082874692

[tawdry wadi]

ts from the heian era bro

[patent jungle]

playtest in the big 26

[patent jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1466814860640911513/Show_the_man_202505272239.gif

[tawdry wadi]

crazy how the first 2 images are warcrimes, The next one is just life lessons

[sonic python]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-gif-12940139826511824892

[lofty kindle]

Please help us by making a review on Meta critic!

https://www.metacritic.com/game/half-sword/

[sinful loom]

Overwhelmingly dislike /j

[lofty kindle]

As long as it is an honest review

[sinful loom]

Lmao id give it the best rating ngl

[honest crest]

i just witnessed someone get ads displayed on their smart watch

[honest crest]

ip grabber

easy ban

[lofty kindle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/let-me-do-my-thing-vic-mackey

[patent jungle]

"legally downloading kcd2" im crine 💔

[untold wraith]

That was an insane read

[odd crest]

damn I thought that one was okay

Its like a cherry blossom tree it blooms for only a week and then its lost forever

[untold wraith]

Mcwonderbeast

Can we please run a friendly fade

Deleting my memes ain't ok

Maybe deleting the common red role people's memes sure, but not mine

[untold wraith]

Nother poop one

Poopy

[leaden ember]

remade a concept art

the dumbass model did not had neck rig

[leaden ember]

https://youtu.be/OeMWzfh944c?si=5GI4mE8hJGPBgEng

[elder pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/blender-banana-smoothie-food-fail-fail-gif-14381891265409864362

[slim fiber]

who has money i need the game pls

[whole glen]

https://tenor.com/view/postal-movie-postal-2-uncle-dave-gif-14809396989633617648

[verbal geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-astartes-3d-art-nope-gif-16794679

you were asking the same exact thing a few days ago

get a job

[slim fiber]

but i cant

im not of legal age yet until like another 19 days

[weary tinsel]

no

[verbal geyser]

then you can wait 19 days

[slim fiber]

well actually i js need a week and i can buy the game

[verbal geyser]

then you can wait a week

[slim fiber]

so w

[verbal geyser]

instead of mooching off of others

[slim fiber]

ill mooch on u

[verbal geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/shower-soap-friendly-reminder-you-stink-gif-15157732979346099491

[patent jungle]

its been almost 4 hours and kcd2 is at 25%

💔

[drowsy finch]

https://youtu.be/y1fB7ztc1dQ?si=YImd3bVfQPiaHWd5

[tranquil coral]

I bet you're using chrome

[patent jungle]

torrent

[vestal eagle]

In what world is this considered handsome?

You must be living life in opposites buddy

[tranquil coral]

I don't know what you're talking about. That is some elegant ass hair.

[frosty stratus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1059788354859835422/1357623464344682638/IMG_20250404_124551_080.gif

happened 3 times to me btw

[vestal eagle]

Nah, I'm saying he's pretty (no homo)

[frosty stratus]

-# warned 3 times and banned once for 30 days in this server

[vestal eagle]

Someone else said handsome

[patent jungle]

i dont have any nsfw gifs but i do have some warnable ones

[tranquil coral]

I got permabanned from the New Blood discord server after I ragebaited a moderator.

[frosty stratus]

its not nsfw but its against the rules

[frosty stratus]

🙏

[vestal eagle]

Give me all of your gifs in dms right now

I demand them

[frosty stratus]

nein

[patent jungle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1001350663676108810/1002220995429552269/83AF616B-DF17-4F60-8553-3FD31D685A34.gif

idk if this is

[frosty stratus]

prob aint lol

[vestal eagle]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTA1NzQyMTNjdzlxM3NpZHdjcHhyemNvN2R1ZXE5NXEybWxiY3h6ZDZqam5zNWI3ZyZlcD12MV9naWZzX2dpZklkJmN0PWc/onfdUCouclMmJ9fcHs/200.gif

This one?

[patent jungle]

are they shouting or are they banging

[vestal eagle]

I don't know, but I know it's fucked up

[tranquil coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1255783366129745920/1477725505380679760/attachment112.gif

[vestal eagle]

Guess man

[patent jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/money-rain-105

nigerian prince

[vestal eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-kitty-hip-hello-kitty-hip-hip-hop-2012-gif-5851940204258978189

Hello Kitty twerk

[patent jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1434244406382170193/HqMwNli.gif

guys you got any ideas for my channel rebranding, im gonna start from scratch, and i need a new name

its mostly gon be about games, half sword and kcd2

and vr games

[hardy mirage]

gurp

[patent jungle]

💔 what

[halcyon wave]

If i come up with something and it works really well will you give me royalties

[patent jungle]

sure

[halcyon wave]

Ok we're gonna need a contract for this

[patent jungle]

boi

but what royalties

do u want

define royalties

[halcyon wave]

I want income from merch sales

And 5% from all sponsors

If you stream on twitch you can keep all revune and subscriptions

[patent jungle]

yea nvm vro im not gon be that big

[halcyon wave]

But i still n3ed my 5% on any sponsors that sponsor ykur streams

[patent jungle]

just forget it

[halcyon wave]

I wouldve made you burnt peanut#2 man

[patent jungle]

yeah the thing is im prob not getting sponsored and sh

[vestal eagle]

I also need royalties for contributing my psychic magic to this convo to make it spiritually stronger

[patent jungle]

💔

[hardy mirage]

i need to become spongebob

[patent jungle]

drink ts

[halcyon wave]

The whole server is gonna need royalties btw

[vestal eagle]

I need half of your bank account as is, or else I will fry your synapses and ruin your motor skills

[tranquil coral]

The calorie content finna be wild

[patent jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1163193188996100198/1449887007018057758/ezgif-76aeb13d031e9073.gif

[halcyon wave]

I own your computer please mail it to me within the next 3 business days@patent jungle

[patent jungle]

what

[worn egret]

hope the baron's sorry ass can afford some sabatons by the next content update

[hardy mirage]

i think it's funnier that he spent so much on his fit and forgot to set some aside for real j's

[patent jungle]

ts has to taste heavenly

[vestal eagle]

I've fried one synapse, you should be feeling it now, I also need royalties for that synapse I fried

Sorry man

[patent jungle]

my balls hurt

fak u and ur synapse

[vestal eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-real-true-fact-checked-fact-gif-6343207587503842551

[vestal eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/synapse-electrical-neuron-gif-15531932

That's how I did it

[patent jungle]

this looks like if i drink it im not gonna wake up

guys my willie has been tired lately

should i give him a break

[vestal eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/vomit-puke-throw-up-gag-barf-gif-11199247647189633146

[patent jungle]

nā ne forġife iċ þē

nā ne truc(i)ġe iċ þē

[vestal eagle]

https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWFlZWNjYzExOTB3NGpjemxhdnE3dWhxZ3I2bzU0eWZoYXFweHd5bXp1dXp0b3Y4ZSZlcD12MV9naWZzX2dpZklkJmN0PWc/tJhpLcLhnpSBvoaxLv/200.gif

[patent jungle]

nā ne swīce iċ þē ne forsċrīfe

im speaking english btw

[waxen heart]

Old english

[patent jungle]

whoops

https://youtu.be/UcHfkaRZrZg guys is ts tuff

[waxen heart]

This is good

https://youtu.be/n7OUYLY5DG4?is=-2dyvCPAQmaVqhs8

[placid arrow]

Yo anyone got a NVIDIA 50 series gpu by chance. Im trynna play the new Resident evil which if free if you got a 50 series

[vestal eagle]

Nah I'm sorry

[hearty sorrel]

fun fact : if you modify your save and decide to do a peasant fist fight. your willie will have his willie out flapping in the wind.

[placid arrow]

no worries

[patent jungle]

john arrow

this is so peak

i have also made various peasants apart from knights

[lime dragon]

SALLET

[patent jungle]

ermm

[lime dragon]

armets and greathelms can go eat shit and die

real men wear their funky lobster tail sallet

it's funky

because it looks cool

[patent jungle]

sallet guy is based he took an arrow to the crotch and killed the archer

[drowsy finch]

He needed his get back

[leaden ember]

oh man

i remember drinking that shit one time when i was a lil one

[sonic python]

i remember making albert wesker in this game

just dodging everything left to right

and having the reaper tentacles on my back just killing everybody

[frosty stratus]

average ai model in 2025-2026:

[drowsy finch]

can this guy shut the fuck up 😭

[mint skiff]

modded?

@unreal bay ahaha

[patent jungle]

no i made them in editor

[mint skiff]

mb havent played tabs in ages

[patent jungle]

didnt even notice those 2 were up there

reminder to wear face protection

1 punch is all it took

yo guys rate the fit

dw guys he reached home just fine

guys should i get this weird pickaxe thingy i built or keep my halberd

[honest crest]

i cant lie dabbing was stupid

[quick citrus]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vpPYZ-CZ0hw

is there any way this can be in halfsword

[weary tinsel]

idk why this dont work lmao

[vestal eagle]

Keep that

[vestal eagle]

What game is this

[drowsy finch]

crime scene cleanup

Its like VCD but it has "Is that a fucking dragon" ass dialogue

[vestal eagle]

Stupid ahh dialogue

[drowsy finch]

it's not good

I'd rather just play fucking vcd

[stiff perch]

i just looked in 🧠 rot do they block rot slang?

[drowsy finch]

I can't even say that I'm using a calc 😔 (calc is short for calculator for anyone who just joined)

[stiff perch]

rip 🫡

[slim fiber]

your all witches

[stable wren]

Cool fact: English is a Germanic language, this is why it's fairly easy to understand certain german words despite being a English speaker

[stable wren]

Wassup my pookie rali

[stiff perch]

;-;

[drowsy finch]

hallooo wie gehts

[stable wren]

Fuq u

Jk

Mwah u

[stable wren]

Evil ass chin

U habe gta, rali?

[slim fiber]

lip

[stiff perch]

I thought it was a chimera of Latin, French and German? we took from a few languages

[stable wren]

English is part of the proto-germanic language family

It's Germanic

By language family

It's a bit odd

English has a lot of latin

But isn't latin

I hate the word Germanic for a lot of reasons

[stiff perch]

oh that makes sense ty :D I learnt something new

[stable wren]

And also

Certain parts of France

Are considered Germanic

Germanic is a hella broad word

[stiff perch]

really?

[stable wren]

Germanic is just a term given to people who were part of certain Germanic tribes

[stiff perch]

I never knew that. I'm learning some interesting stuff from you :D

[stable wren]

Now

Geography and geology is a joke

[stiff perch]

how so?

[stable wren]

Because no one can fucking agree

[stiff perch]

yk thats fair

[stable wren]

Dipshit 1 can say Germany is central Europe

While Dipshit 2 can say Germany isn't central at all, just part of it

Then you have numbskull 1 saying that Germany is not central!

Why do they say these things??

Education!!!

Schools teach you two things about geography, that it's never going to be the same as someone else.

America would count mexico as north America, but others say it's South America.

Their reasoning differs depending on who you throw the question at

[stiff perch]

ok ngl i can't understand that i thought there was more i can't think of a better word for it than unity on the subject tbh

[stable wren]

The biggest example is actually us states

[stiff perch]

fair though it's unfortunate that's the case

[pearl coral]

hi

[stable wren]

No one can rly agree

Is Texas and Oklahoma south west?

Is it south?

Is it central?

I love how annoying this shit is!!!

[stable wren]

I am venting my hatered to geography

Wassup sam

[wheat brook]

Holy fucking shit

Today

[pearl coral]

stressed

[stable wren]

You good dude?

[stiff perch]

oh geez

[wheat brook]

The freshmen were maxing out bench so I had to obviously go and watch that shit bc it’s always hilarious

[pearl coral]

good but stressed

[wheat brook]

Someone’s fucking kid almost died bro😭

[pearl coral]

im doing mock trial and i have to write both of my teammate's parts and mine because they're incompetent and im not going to let them embarrass me

[lofty crown]

Both are wrong, first 13 colonies are the "civilized lands" and everywhere else is "hell where man was never meant to set foot"

[stable wren]

Coffee and Herb tea helps with stress a lot of the time, down that shit whenever you get too overloaded with stuff

[lofty crown]

Oh yea I forgor the last one

[wheat brook]

Aw man

[lofty crown]

Hawaii is "unexploded ordinance zone"

[pearl coral]

im high cortisol breh

[wheat brook]

Did you not give them a chance yet sam

[stable wren]

Funny enough, this is bases for some regional maps

[stiff perch]

What kind of herb tea?

[pearl coral]

i did and they're actually stupid

[stable wren]

Green tea works best

[wheat brook]

But their contributions won’t affect your intellectual status

Right?

[stiff perch]

oo oki

[pearl coral]

the girl who is writing the main part of the trial has points that me and the introduction writer are in agreement about having next to no relevance to the defense but also the introduction writer cant write an introduction without me making her a template and constructing new points

[stable wren]

I knew someone who'd crushed up herbs to make his tea grounds

[wheat brook]

When I’m stressed I kick my fucking dog and spit on his ugly ass

I’m kidding I love him

Mwah 😘

[pearl coral]

we're going on a trip for 3 days and missing 3 days of schoolwork that we're gonna have to make up and im not going to go to a competition and place second or third and then have to come home and work my ass off even more

we're gonna win even if i have to hostile takeover the poor foundation that's been built

we got a packet of information on a fake trial and most of her points are just asking clarifying questions that we literally will not receive answers for

[wheat brook]

Sam dont you think they’re using like.. weaponized incompetence to not contribute and help?

[pearl coral]

no because they've done the competition for two years straight !! they just suck ass at it !!!

[stable wren]

My legs are so sore!!! It's annoying!!

[wheat brook]

Damn😭

[pearl coral]

i didnt want to do it in the first place but they had a teammate in my stead who was so terrible that they were both going to quit but i replaced her for the sake of their passion for the subject but now i realize that they're ass and i have to hold their hand anyway

[wheat brook]

Gummy bears, fish oil, potassium

[wheat brook]

Yikes

[stable wren]

Shit never works istg

[pearl coral]

and what's worse is that the girl writing the sucky points has a mom and family friends that are involved in the law but even with their help it is inexplicably bad

[stable wren]

I was in direct sun all day today, in 89F temps, building a fucking shed

[pearl coral]

so its hard to challenge

[stable wren]

I got a headache

[wheat brook]

It does

[stable wren]

And it was throbbing!!

[wheat brook]

You’re good

[stable wren]

And i don't sweat like crazy

Idk how some mfs can like run 3 feet and be drenched in sweat like they just ran into a fucking water park

[pearl coral]

here are my notes and here are her notes @wheat brook

[wheat brook]

This is a peak human trait

[wheat brook]

Bro what the fuck man😭

[stable wren]

Is this for college or smthing?

[wheat brook]

Oh hell no😭

[pearl coral]

and to drive home how different my points and her points are, this is the small notes section i took at the end of mine

[pearl coral]

its for a competition in highschool

[wheat brook]

Son this is frying me😭😭 these measly ass sources😭

[pearl coral]

im trying to make arguments for our side and she's just asking clarifying questions that we cant ask bro

[wheat brook]

Sam… I think this whole scenario is beneficial for you

[pearl coral]

it's ALL irrelevant. we're defending someone wrongfully accused of a DUI, we're trying to figure out correct testimonies and cross examine to see if people are lying, and she's like "did they mirandize her? "

[stable wren]

This reminds me of the shit i took for middle school, in the law class

[wheat brook]

What??😭 are you for real😭

Sam

Just bend, and don’t break

[crisp ridge]

sup

[stuck hollow]

juan

[pearl coral]

i am but im pissed in the process

[stable wren]

These passages you were given are so much easier than the shit I had to fucking take for my law class dude.

Our sentences would be so vague.

"Police shot man, man ran. Why did they shoot man?"

[pearl coral]

the fact that one of the main points she wrote down was about the keyring of the guy who towed the car.. literally WHAT are we supposed to do with that

the first few also actively hinder our case lmao

if we called them into question instead of just stating that they're lying or calling into question the eyesight of the people who saw the "thicket" it would just make it even messier

she's trying to blur already blurry details to win

[stable wren]

That would generate more questions

Making the case more complicated to deal with

Towers don't generally need your keys, insuitating he had the keys already on the keyring wouldn't make any sense

They also don't have a master key that fits every vehicle lock

[pearl coral]

the case packet deliberately threw in red herrings for people to use discernment for when things dont need to be brought up and she's trying to run with all of them as a basis for the case

[leaden ember]

aye

hello

alalau

[wheat brook]

Be pissed then

Do whatever you want just don’t break

[pearl coral]

i think im going to write all three of our parts and then a short refutation of her points before giving her the one i wrote for her

[drowsy finch]

I fucking hate it here

[pearl coral]

i broke the arm of my chair becaue im a FAtATSS

[leaden ember]

nice

[leaden ember]

ohhh man i remember this game

never played it

but always wanted to

[faint dragon]

wsg chat

[faint dragon]

ah yes dis good ol cleaning game that I still remember

whats teh name

I havent known it for years

[honest crest]

the iron lung movie is finally getting released in my country

[drowsy finch]

I love Viscera Cleanup Detail

[faint dragon]

Hell ye

[keen ether]

great game, played it a while with a homie, i really should get him to play it again

[zenith hearth]

new weapon i got yesterday

[fading belfry]

would this ever be practical

[pearl coral]

no

[stable wren]

This is why you should play with me

[cunning finch]

cjaos insurgery

[zenith hearth]

its unironically better than that giant axe
its faster and deals more damage

[fading belfry]

in a game yeah

[wheat brook]

Two sparkling water

On the house🤍

[pearl coral]

i want a kfc famous bowl rn breh

[lofty ibex]

so when is the next update, wait nvm the devs dipped

[pearl coral]

zinger

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1124550722692853770/1275619021643055124/bbcCensoredforHS.gif

[frail geode]

https://tenor.com/view/homer-simpsons-the-simpsons-drooling-gif-8650008

[autumn laurel]

What do you all think would happen if it happened?

[drowsy finch]

I love VCD

[hearty sorrel]

hop on halfsword ❤️

[vestal eagle]

If what happened

[vestal eagle]

This HAS to be against the rules

[hearty sorrel]

probally.

[autumn laurel]

you know

[untold wraith]

Hellloooo Douglas Douglas

[vestal eagle]

I don't

[untold wraith]

Me and your mother? It already happened

Get with the times pal

[drowsy finch]

[autumn laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/be-careful-watch-out-heads-up-careful-alert-gif-10981949222121992854

[cunning finch]

huh whuh

[drowsy finch]

Tre wasn’t ready for the pang! 2!

[night sky]

Csgo has changed wtf

[wheat brook]

Owch

[cunning finch]

waaait a minute... type shit

[pale bough]

barrack obama

[fading belfry]

why is he so imposing

[stark flume]

absolute elite ball knowledge

[drowsy finch]

I know everything that is awesome

[stark flume]

south park stick of truth?

surely bro

[drowsy finch]

well it's not as impressive as when you just say it. You should pick statements that a somehow fractured, but whole as well

[elder pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/everybody-hates-chris-i-have-planted-a-bomb-gif-1022230152129699203

[drowsy finch]

a little wordplay if will

[stark flume]

DAMN

shi you do know ball

[elder pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1152490764354457602/1457545088577044500/398342.gif

mfs call anything ball

[stark flume]

I mean its kinda ball bc basically no one plays any other south park game than stick of truth

[elder pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/crine-im-crine-son-im-crine-anthony-mackie-tiktok-gif-10273212848663596705

[stark flume]

whatever you say big bro

[round pelican]

mfs say they know ball but they dont know FA-18 PSF

they dont know infiltration they dont know urban terror they dont know vietcong

[drowsy finch]

Fuh you know about Casualties Unknown

[round pelican]

i know about it

[drowsy finch]

https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExZTJwYWE5cmg2cXhvZDcwcmVpdHpna3h3OHo1bDk3bDQ2dHdlNXA1MyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/5GSg43XHGfIqHkDgnZ/giphy.gif

[round pelican]

im actually gonna play a co-op mod with some friends

[drowsy finch]

Oh yeah I forgot about that thang

I should set it up and do the same

I'm quite fond of the game, and my friend is quite bad at it

[round pelican]

that just makes it funnier

no comment on infiltration btw

[drowsy finch]

I like the dichotomy of

"It's been seven days... I miss the lab, and I think the infection is going to get me"
and like

https://tenor.com/view/casualties-unknown-scav-prototype-slipped-on-a-banan-banana-caption-gif-16020758439054798885

[round pelican]

old quake 3 and unreal tournament mods are elite ball

[stuck island]

A snowstorm is brewing and our family name will die

[drowsy finch]

I never could get into quake games

the closest I ever played was half life

[indigo hare]

https://tenor.com/view/basketball-player-basketball-moves-dribble-basketball-skill-gif-14314828020311556224

[elder pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/everyone-hates-chris-my-mother-ate-fries-chris-rpg-chris-dishes-chris-does-the-dishes-gif-12736351656225353884

[round pelican]

infiltration and urban terror arent that tournament shootery

funfact infiltration is considered to be one of the first tactical shooters

urban terror is closer to a mix of counter-strike and half life deathmatch

generally theyre quite fun

[indigo hare]

I didn’t have any fun learning this. You lied to me. You know what we do to liars around here

[drowsy finch]

ehhh if it leans on the half-life deathmatch more than the counter strike aspect I'd be willing to try it :)

[round pelican]

it does

[drowsy finch]

I dislike CS a lott

[drowsy finch]

tight !!!

[round pelican]

its mainly the loadouts system thats like cs

[drowsy finch]

Easter, aren't you notorious for hating joy and love?

[round pelican]

you can even bhop a little

although theres a stamina system so if you bhop too much you start slowing down

[indigo hare]

and kindness

[drowsy finch]

Oh frick yeah yo

[drowsy finch]

THat makes sense for you, twig

[round pelican]

i told you its ball

its also FULLY free

[drowsy finch]

that's the best price of anything!!

I love free games that don't make me pay money to play them

that's why casualties unknown is baaaasically the poor man's zomboid

[swift moss]

oof

[lavish ravine]

Update when

[fading belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/earth-globe-explode-gif-14366757

[vestal eagle]

I'm gonna be so fr

I'm not starting this game over

I tried, I'm not doing it

[slim fiber]

oh boy i cant wait to play half sword !

[wintry heron]

Something tells me that there will be at least one wipe due to updates

[cunning finch]

BY THE NINE IM TWEAKIN

https://tenor.com/view/by-the-nine-im-tweakin-elder-scrolls-skyrim-gif-25519944

[wintry heron]

perhaps the big ass warning sign in the start of the game

[vestal eagle]

Thats why I saved my Baron file

[wintry heron]

Dawg if the game updates and you try to make an old save work with the new version you'll just have to reverify all yuour files

[vestal eagle]

While everyone else is busy getting upset, I'll be smashing mfs with my 6 foot tall baron

[slim fiber]

you crimson roles are lucky u got the game

js wait

ill have it too

😠

[vestal eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/remember-when-gif-14612637151641490440

Oh my god

I forgot

[wintry heron]

Role/=having the game

[slim fiber]

😠

[verbal geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/what-huh-confused-serious-seriously-gif-11091271502225692981

[vestal eagle]

Be patient bro

[slim fiber]

fuck no

i gotta wait 6 days

6

[wintry heron]

Also you should wait for the game to be more functional

It really really hurts getting it and expecting it to be as good as the demo

[wintry heron]

Or even equal

[verbal geyser]

stop crying you can wait, you don’t require this game so deal with the 6 long painful days man

[slim fiber]

hey dont worry

i know the feedback

[vestal eagle]

Seems fine to me

[slim fiber]

this game

has gotten

and tbh i dont get why so

ill have to see why

when i get the game

[wintry heron]

Il just show you my review

[slim fiber]

will there be jester clothing

[vestal eagle]

I really hope so

[slim fiber]

oh by the way in the demo

how do i pick up stuff

[vestal eagle]

This all sounds and looks like a skill issue to me

[verbal geyser]

Check the keybinds

[worldly vapor]

where did you get your name from why are you jake from statefarm

[vestal eagle]

I've never had a problem with two handed weapons

[wintry heron]

Your character will randomly let go of the weapons

Mid swing too so it cancels your momentum

[verbal geyser]

Tbf if I was wielding a polearm I would accidentally send that shit to mars

[vestal eagle]

Bro you downloaded Evil Half Sword, idk wtf your talking about

I have never dropped my weapon randomly

[wintry heron]

Like

[vestal eagle]

And sometimes the momentum gets cancelled, but that happens like once every 5 playthroughs

Sessions I mean

Not playthrough

[wintry heron]

For me I literally cannot get my character to keep both hands on his weapons for more than 5 seconds in combat

And it costs me 1-4 seconds of having to pickup my weapon with my left hand

Which fucks me

[vestal eagle]

Bro, that sounds like an issue on your end

I have never had that issue, couldn't even see it happening

[wintry heron]

I don't see what issue it would be though

[vestal eagle]

I have no idea

Do you have an off market GPU?

Like soemthing other than Nvidia or AMD?

[wintry heron]

Every time i try to clip it halfsword renders like shit in the video

just a 3060

[vestal eagle]

My name is Jake, and I really miss the era of og Statefarm ads

So yea

[vestal eagle]

Like worse than this?

[wintry heron]

Way worse

It feels unplayable at times

[pine hawk]

anyone here into basketball?

[vestal eagle]

That's really weird, have you tried uninstalling and reinstalling?

Also check this thread out #1471027880787050598

[vestal eagle]

No man sorry

[wintry heron]

I am not a new player

[vestal eagle]

I'm more of a boxing kind of guy

[wintry heron]

I've been playing since itch

[vestal eagle]

It's not really for new players, it's just a suggestion for nobody thats heard of it

Also I really like this clip

[wintry heron]

What are you using for clips

I cannot get my shizat to clip at good frames

replay is asssss with hs

[vestal eagle]

CTRL + F11 while playing

I always click F11 first cause it takes my game into fullscreen mode, which tanks my Frames, and then I do that command

It takes it out of fullscreen mode when you start recording, makes it so the clip doesn't break halfway and the game runs fine

[wintry heron]

Does it like TELL you that it started or stopped recording?

[vestal eagle]

It tells me, at the bottom right, also does a little chime to let me know

[wintry heron]

I dont have that

[vestal eagle]

Weird

[vestal eagle]

I think you downloaded evil Windows

It seems like everything is broken on there man

https://tenor.com/view/horror-windows-xp-rat-gif-7426443215741261384

Does ur pc boot up with this?

[wintry heron]

No sometimes it goes to the recovery screen by default for some reason

[vestal eagle]

I'm just fucking with you

[vestal eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/thousand-yard-stare-amazing-grace-shell-shock-war-meme-meme-gif-860362854430789581

[wintry heron]

LMAO

[vestal eagle]

Check for viruses

[wintry heron]

Aint got none

[vestal eagle]

Sure you don't got a rat?

[wintry heron]

Yurr

Avast one is the goat

[vestal eagle]

Rats don't notify any virus software as malware

You need to check your users in CMD or Powershell

If you have a user you don't recognize on your pc, that means you got a rat

Also masqueraders are hard for virus checking software to identify

[wintry heron]

I don't think that I have a rat

I don't download much and what I do I virustotal everything

[vestal eagle]

Just double check though

[wintry heron]

Only a guest WDAGUtilityAccount which I believe is for antivirus

[vestal eagle]

There's been malware that can download onto your computer by you just simply opening up an email

[wintry heron]

fake nwes

Fake news

Never has existed

You HAVE to click on something

If there's an overlay over the entire email and you click anywhere inside it yeah

But you cant get one by opening an email

[vestal eagle]

Not fake news, it was a massive virus, it destroyed like a bunch of computer systems

It was some kind of ransomware

Forgot the name of it though

[pearl coral]

hi

[vestal eagle]

WannaCry

That was the name

[vestal eagle]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWFlZWNjYzExbG9hM3NiYXVtcGx1dWZhMmxvd2JkMW94NDE1d3locTNjaGFkbmZ6eSZlcD12MV9naWZzX2dpZklkJmN0PWc/fzio0bZ2CQy09MGFy6/200.gif

[wintry heron]

"WannaCry primarily spread as a self-propagating worm through networks, not mainly via email phishing as sometimes assumed. It exploited unpatched Windows systems using the EternalBlue vulnerability in the SMB protocol on port 445"

[vestal eagle]

Another one was CVE-2023-23397

[worldly vapor]

ye im psure the patient zero had to click on it and once it was downloaded it would send itself thru the open ports to other PCs on the same network

[vestal eagle]

But in order for it to gain access to your PC the way it did, it sent emails and it would force create a new user as the email was being processed

It was really sophisticated, that's why theres only really been one

[wintry heron]

That might've been one way it tried to further its spread

It probably tried to spread as many different possible ways that it could

[vestal eagle]

Probably, them mfs making viruses back then were smart I tell you what

[wintry heron]

"The WannaCry ransomware attack works by using a dropper known as DoublePulsar, a software program that extracts embedded application components, to attack an infected computer. WannaCry attempts to access a Uniform Resource Locator (URL) that is hard-coded into the attack, and when accessed, shuts WannaCry down, which became known as its "kill switch." WannaCry then searches for important files on the device, which are typically Microsoft Office documents, MPEG Audio Layer 3 (MP3) files, or Matroska Multimedia Container (MKV) files. It encrypts the files, making them unavailable to the user, and displays a ransom demand for the user to pay to decrypt the files."

[vestal eagle]

Still smart

[wintry heron]

Quite

[vestal eagle]

Makes you realize your never truly safe online

[worldly vapor]

im perfectly safe and untouchable

[vestal eagle]

It's like walking down the street at night with a weapon, sure, your weapon can protect you if you see something coming, but if someone sneaks up behind you, your cooked

Same thing with a PC, antivirus and malware

[vestal eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-fake-false-fact-checked-fact-gif-3692826964065029091

[vestal eagle]

Who gave that helmet a jawline and why

Seems very dangerous

[pearl coral]

comfort

plenty of helmets have jawlines

[vestal eagle]

Couldn't a pointed weapon catch the jawline and stab through though?

[pearl coral]

no??

[north plover]

it would just deflect off

[vestal eagle]

Idk, seems more likely for something to do that on a jawlined helmet than a round one

[pearl coral]

how would it pierce the helmet lol

[vestal eagle]

Enough force and a part to catch

Upward force stabbing on the cliffed part

[wintry heron]

Yall do know that armour isnt impenetrable right...?

[pearl coral]

dawg what is it "catching"

its smooth metal

[pearl coral]

yeah but you're not going to stab through a helmet like it's made of aluminum

[worldly vapor]

i would be more worried about someone stabbing me in my mouth if I had a batman helmet on

[north plover]

It probably wouldnt catch because to get that angle of attack youd be straining too much for a meaningful strike

[vestal eagle]

I'm just saying it seems more likely to catch that jawline and stab through than it would on a round helmet

I'm just saying

[wintry heron]

But if you do it with the right weapon with the right amount of force in the right spot, you absoloutely will

[pearl coral]

you're unlikely to stab through a helmet anywhere

[pearl coral]

the classic stabuppercut to the chin

[north plover]

Helmets were designed to be tougher than swords, the sword would snap or bend before piercing most helmets that had the effort to be full faced

[vestal eagle]

True, but your more likely to stab through helmet when it has a jawline instead of a round helmet, I do have to say, the jawlined helmet has much more style

[north plover]

i mean at that rate then the slats for the eyes must be a glaring defect too considering any blade could get between them

[wintry heron]

He's finally getting it

[north plover]

No my point is that you're bean souping things that are made to serve a certain purpose lmao

[wintry heron]

Your point is weak

[vestal eagle]

True, that's why I think it would be better to just fight a knight butt ass naked with a pointy weapon, your faster and more mobile, plus you can see better

[north plover]

lol that sounds like a pay per view

[vestal eagle]

The flood of emotions I just got from this was insane

Idk why

[wintry heron]

Jake I have a prime example clip if it properly rendered

[vestal eagle]

Btw is this you?

[pearl coral]

no

i figured you know what my kit looks like by now

[north plover]

no thats just what you get when you google "peak male performance"

[vestal eagle]

I've seen it before, just thought you were upgrading

[pearl coral]

yeah i mean one of the main tenants of making a good sword is when you encounter something static it bends

[wintry heron]

So firstly, my character lets go of the weapon and then on my second swing after I recovered the weapon physics just said fuck you i dont feel like swinging

[north plover]

yeet makes the sword sling when you swing it hard increasing slash force

[north plover]

barons beak is strong but I can't handle it for shit im always fumbling it

[vestal eagle]

You missed on that first swing and then you kept getting hit in the arm, no wonder you dropped it

[edgy phoenix]

Gayyyyyyy

[north plover]

ope

[vestal eagle]

Also your sensitivity is probably too high

[pearl coral]

keep talking about swords and helmets !

[indigo grail]

ww

[north plover]

you know what helmet probably wouldnt do well against a sword? a kettle helmet.

[indigo grail]

we need this modded into half sword

[pearl coral]

all helmets do "well" against swords that's what they're for

[vestal eagle]

I think these helmets are the most effective kind of helmet

[north plover]

probably smells like ass

[pearl coral]

it's too early for the game otherwise i'd rally for its vanilla inclusion

[pearl coral]

you joke

[indigo grail]

arguably i feel that's worse

you can. go through the tiny little gaps

[vestal eagle]

But you can see better

[pearl coral]

you're not kidding??

[vestal eagle]

Ehhh, I guess in the context of ultimate safety, that's not the best helmet

[wintry heron]

My issue with lower sens is that it makes it feel like there's such a delay for the start of the swing

[north plover]

idk boss those helmets were outdated by 1300

[pearl coral]

it's too flat to properly diffuse force from the head, especially since it had its prevalence before "spider" suspension liners

[indigo grail]

oh also may I ask what weapons are the character in your profile picture holding! I thought it looked very intriguing

[pearl coral]

the top is almost flat

[vestal eagle]

Make sure to turn off mouse acceleration in your mouse settings

[north plover]

also poor deflection because its almost flat faced

[wintry heron]

I did that when i first built my pc believe it or not

[vestal eagle]

I'd feel that this is the safest

Best helmet out there

[wintry heron]

Yeah

[north plover]

looks fucking disgusting

[wintry heron]

That's the one

YOU LOOK FUCKIGN DISGUSTING

[pearl coral]

it's the safest if you're not worried about the temperature or breathing or moving your neck

[vestal eagle]

Shame on you

[pearl coral]

it's built for combat in a vacuum if that makes sense

[north plover]

huge opening for stabbies

[pearl coral]

it's minmaxed entirely away from convenience

[wintry heron]

lol its kinda dumb not that I keep looking at it

[pearl coral]

you would never be wearing ts into real combat regardless

[indigo grail]

hell yeah, I thought the emblem on the shield was interesting and resembled one on a characters weapon from another game I play in a similar period

https://tenor.com/view/cat-arrive-cat-kitten-jump-bounce-gif-2199986893345488897

[pearl coral]

Elaborate

[vestal eagle]

If I had to choose, for style, I would wear a sallet with this gorget

[pearl coral]

yeah that works

also probably objectively the most practical helmet of the day

[vestal eagle]

What about this