general-catfish-🐱🐟

[stuck arch]

Then expanded on that a lil

[wheat brook]

😳😳😳

I hope you don’t mind me asking..😳

How😳

[stuck arch]

Back in like 2021 I asked my friend what animal would match me the most
They said a fluffy white cat
I ended up making a fursona based off that
Also I'm the most pale mf you've ever seen dead or alive lmfao
I gave my fursona my attitude
My opinions
And ofc they like everything I like
The only difference is they're an anthropomorphic white feline with like 10 thousand copies of itself and I'm not any of that
The idea of multiple "CCs" came to mind when I noticed friends pick up my traits alottt, I call it the "CC virus" I literally have a 1:1 replica basically now lmao

[gloomy crest]

Yo

https://youtube.com/shorts/ixpMzct7uaM?si=SsLlZ-7tVNzShrE4

[restive trench]

Closed Captions virus

[wheat brook]

That’s so creative

[stuck arch]

Lmao yes

[gloomy crest]

Guys there using this game to act as theres

[wheat brook]

This was the most bullshit ass edit I’ve ever seen in my life😭

[stuck arch]

I still don't know what the eye colour for them should be ;-;

[restive trench]

id suggest either your own eye color or blue

[wheat brook]

That’ll always be a process, maybe take your eye color and tweak it!!

[restive trench]

since its white cat

[wheat brook]

Maybe like..

[restive trench]

also you could make one blue one yellow

[wheat brook]

The 38th cousin of whatever eye color they have

[stuck arch]

I was considering blue and yellow but that's too common
Tried green and it's alright
I might just stick with full on black and white and somehow make that work

[restive trench]

werent they green and blue combinations

[wheat brook]

Purple..😳

[restive trench]

or something

[stuck arch]

Ooh not bad actually now that I'm thinking of it

[stuck arch]

Maybe that'll work

I could try multicoloured eyes like yellow and purple

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/atlas-moth-bug-huge-insect-moth-gif-5041616

[stuck arch]

Per both eyes

[stuck arch]

Moths!!! I love moth :3

They're so cute and fuzzy and silly

[drowsy finch]

samealicious

I got a moth sona in the works 4 eel

[wheat brook]

Ew

What is that

[stuck arch]

I commonly get referred to as a moth BC how shaky I am during snuggles

[wheat brook]

If I see this shit in my house I’d go into cardiac arrest

[stuck arch]

Fluffy bug

[drowsy finch]

you don't fw the buh?

[stuck arch]

I'm still considering a moth fursona but they don't match me enough I think

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/snuggles-moth-cuddles-cuddling-gif-2259971889657754778

[wheat brook]

Hn cuh

[stuck arch]

Literally mee

[restive trench]

moth fursonas are cute but moths irl are NOT

[drowsy finch]

I make sonas every like 3 months ngl lie

[drowsy finch]

said the wrong one who's wrong fr

[wheat brook]

Those little spiders are a luh cute tho

[stuck arch]

Whatttt?!? They're so fluffy with their big ol eyess

[drowsy finch]

wie nicht ? :(

[wheat brook]

The jumpy ones

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/moth-dab-me-up-my-man-dab-me-five-gif-14292088878183815053

[restive trench]

big bugs are scary :(

[stuck arch]

I love jumpies too

[stuck arch]

Tiny

[waxen heart]

Hm moths

[drowsy finch]

Jumping spiders are adorable

[restive trench]

ok maybe thats cute

[drowsy finch]

spiders are soo cooll

[stuck arch]

Thank god the ones that jump are cute

[drowsy finch]

I like tailess whip scorpions

[pearl coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1251399648854413443/1264482662467375144/IMG_2042.gif

[drowsy finch]

Y’all fw this thing I found?

[restive trench]

but still you don't see the cute details when you look it a bug you look at how are you going to get rid of it

[drowsy finch]

nightmare blunt rotation

[stuck arch]

Evil

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-crying-geometry-dash-sad-spunch-agony-god-i-love-trampolining-gif-25250082

[restive trench]

damn that mfer exists outside of hollow knight?

[wheat brook]

Remember that Lucas the spider?

[drowsy finch]

not at all :(

[drowsy finch]

Hercules Beaetele!!!!

[wheat brook]

Ew put that down

Disgusting

[drowsy finch]

veroo do you have any cool bugs from egypt?

[drowsy finch]

it's a cool ass beetle :(

[wheat brook]

https://tenor.com/view/lucas-the-spider-gif-10939172

[drowsy finch]

He's so chill

[drowsy finch]

I dislike this thing

[wheat brook]

???

[stuck arch]

I dislike that thing too
I cannot trust it

[wheat brook]

And you lik this??

[restive trench]

uhhh, if cool means eats your crops and shit yeah we have sacarbs or however they're spelled

[wheat brook]

Do yall want me to get TIGHT..😳😡

[drowsy finch]

I really really really like tailless whip scorpions

[stuck arch]

I always am 💯 💯 💯

[drowsy finch]

scarabs! I love scarabs!

[restive trench]

egypt has the most common ass loot when it comes to animals

[drowsy finch]

Did i show you the ancient egyptian scarabs I own?

I dont own them what

[restive trench]

yeah

[drowsy finch]

I just flat out made that up wtf

[restive trench]

blessing of tetshery

[wheat brook]

Yo rali I’m tight.😡😡😡😡

[drowsy finch]

ew :(

[stuck arch]

XD

[restive trench]

rali the lier folley :(

[wheat brook]

Yall got me tight as FUCK.😡

[drowsy finch]

I should lowkey ask my psychiatrist if I might be a little prone to impulsive lying 😭

[wheat brook]

What?? Yall don’t flip with New York lingo??

[wheat brook]

Wait so you just lie sometimes to lie

[lime harness]

I hate multi billion dollar companies

my editing software owned by microslop

"oh hey yeah, we updated our thing so now your stored videos will be forced to save onto your onedrive cloud that has been full for 3 years and you can't delete anything on it because they're important, instead of what we used to do, save to your file explorer, because you have almost a terrabyte of space there"

[drowsy finch]

I also just steal sometimes

I'm the grabber of pens

[wheat brook]

You’re lying

Knew it

https://tenor.com/view/girlidgaf-dog-funny-reaction-stan-twitter-gif-14998563771959615885

[drowsy finch]

If lying is bad why it so fun 👁️

[restive trench]

youre like that kid at school whos constantly making up cool fake stories fr fr

[wheat brook]

Evil ass

Rali evil confirmed

YO WHAT THE FUCK

YO

YO

[wheat brook]

rali..

[restive trench]

whar

[wheat brook]

Lair…

Liar…😦

Liar

[drowsy finch]

I like my sheepsona

[stuck arch]

Blow up multi billionaires and companies duh

[restive trench]

same

[wheat brook]

https://tenor.com/view/jumpscare-horror-game-scary-maze-gif-19584365

[restive trench]

anyway i go slep gbye

[drowsy finch]

goodnight twig

[lime harness]

eat them with A1 steak sauce

[stuck arch]

Twig

[stuck arch]

Real

[lime harness]

if only OBS worked as a video editor as well

[stuck arch]

Also w primagen <3

[lime harness]

lmao thx

[stuck arch]

I got my own proto in my banner 🔥

[lime harness]

noiceee

ver silly

[stuck arch]

Ty >w<

[wheat brook]

Bye twin

All these twins bro🤞

All of yall are twin🤞

[stuck arch]

Twin k

[stuck arch]

So real though

[dull juniper]

Why so fussy

I'm at work and I'm not even that upset

[still scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-gif-23944985

[wheat brook]

Like as we speak

[dull juniper]

Those pov you're a ... Garbage is always so cringy

[lime harness]

ah the silliest part about downloading a video editing software that doesn't verify what is in the box, only checks that something is

you can do shit like this

[dull juniper]

What?

[still scaffold]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1033422777224540191/1448979699127816212/attachment-19.gif

[lime harness]

what I like to fuck around lmao

[wheat brook]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/792802668086427699/1005914497854222417/tenor.gif

[still scaffold]

https://giphy.com/gifs/tuff-why-is-he-so-vFEDEcCxckXcSS09PG

[pearl coral]

https://tenor.com/view/wipers-dog-goggles-gif-16213815659995109199

[drowsy finch]

god's most self aware youtube commenter

[dull juniper]

This reminds me of a video someone sent me. IT was disturbing

[wheat brook]

What???

[dull juniper]

The video?

[elder light]

Is there going to be online?

[pearl coral]

better left vague

[dull juniper]

Yea. It really is best left as such

[dull juniper]

No had nothing to do with this

[pearl coral]

what

[vestal eagle]

If he shows up

I told him that woman on the right looks like his grandma

The word Fluffy and fursona in the same vicinity is traumatizing me, iykyk

[stuck arch]

i dont get it

ive been in this community for like 7 years or something now what am i missing lmao

[pearl coral]

me

https://open.spotify.com/track/7JAH7BB6Ym7cXj10lcOOwZ?si=lIRrTcObR-uARGARrSWwEg

[pearl coral]

music so profoundly contains memories it’s crazy

[dull juniper]

Why would u say that

Do u know how old this person is. Or how old u r for that matter

[vestal eagle]

Cause he sent a nasty comment to me after I commented on a video

[dull juniper]

What comment did u make on the video lol
Did u say the person looked like a grandma there too

[vestal eagle]

He's obviously a grown ass man

[dull juniper]

Yes indeed. R u

What if he has grown more than u

What if he has maxed out at 93kg.
Or worse. What if he uses mod files

[pearl coral]

i fucked up my sleep cycle because as soon as i got home i fell asleep face down onto my desk for 4 hours

[vestal eagle]

I commented on a video of a cop punching a man, then watching him fall and crack his head on the pavement, I said "that was unjustified, cop could've tackled the guy" and then he sent a nasty comment to me, forgot what it was but it was nasty. So in the same comment section I told him that it looks like hes standing next to his grandma

And I'm 18

But I could still beat his ass

[dull juniper]

Now fall asleep under the desk face up for 4 more. Done

[dull juniper]

That's pretty brutal.

[vestal eagle]

Btw the guy died in the video

[pearl coral]

not good

[dull juniper]

This comment concerns me.

[pearl coral]

this little hedge knight is going to tournament tomorrow

[vestal eagle]

Good luck bro

[dull juniper]

The but part. Feels like lack of confidence maybe? Idk.

[dull juniper]

That's sad.

[pearl coral]

i’m thinking i’ll do decent

[dull juniper]

Id have to see the video to decide if I thought justified or not.

[vestal eagle]

I will show you my physique in video chat right now

[pearl coral]

it’s a club tournament so not a whole lot of people

[dull juniper]

Eww 😂

[pearl coral]

hopefully some low seed noobs to decimate first

no more death or showing physiques fellas

[dull juniper]

I'm on the porcelain throne. U don't Wana vid here

[vestal eagle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/792802668086427699/1005914497854222417/tenor.gif

Then don't accuse me of not being confident

[dull juniper]

https://tenor.com/view/abandon-all-hope-enter-here-gif-3542799

[vestal eagle]

I'm tuff bro

[dull juniper]

I'm sure u r

[vestal eagle]

Make sure to behead them

[dull juniper]

R u in the middle

[vestal eagle]

I'm actually the one with the machete on the right

[dull juniper]

Indeed

I'm just getting back into lifting myself

[vestal eagle]

Can I send a gif of danny devito crawling out of a whole naked?

[dull juniper]

Took time off for home buying. Put a lot of stuff in storage. Was sad for a long time. Getting it out and set up tho is nice

[dull juniper]

R u in sports or anything

[vestal eagle]

Nope

Not enough time

[dull juniper]

Oh u just go to the gym n such for fun too? That's chill

I wasn't much for sports either

I played for a while.

[vestal eagle]

I never went to the gym, only have dumbells and a bench, can't even do that now cause I have upper back problems, everytime I lift it feels like my left shoulder is dislocating

I can't only do full body workouts now

No weight, which sucks

[dull juniper]

I see

[dull juniper]

How much do u weigh

Bodyworks r very good

[vestal eagle]

I don't have a scale, but my ID says 200, I'm probably a little heavier now though

[dull juniper]

Oh nice indeed

U r doing pullups and such?

[vestal eagle]

When I can, which hasn't been in a year

Just pushups, sit ups and whatnot

[dull juniper]

Oh I see

I do some calisthenics when it comes up for my workout

[vestal eagle]

I really wish I could

You mean like bars and such right?

[dull juniper]

Bars? Sorry send a pic

I use rings and such

[vestal eagle]

Like just normal pull up bars

Or park equipment

[pearl coral]

no

[pearl coral]

ok boss

[dull juniper]

Oh I have a cage at home

[vestal eagle]

Nice, anyways, good luck on your excersises bro, and watch that form, that's how I fucked up my back

[vestal eagle]

Scream "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD" while you do it

And then "SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE" while you rip their spines out

sorry

[dull juniper]

Is posting pics here not ok?

Like of yourself or myself thing

[vestal eagle]

Oh no it's ok

You can post whatever as long as it's not porn or gore

[dull juniper]

Cage, rings, bar bell, dumbbell, treadmill, tractor tire, sled to drag, wheelbarrow for pushing, and then a bit of stuff for boxing and sword fighting

[dull juniper]

Shirtless male?

[vestal eagle]

Probably

[dull juniper]

Gore?? All this game is is gore tho loo

Hmm. It's ok for now then

[vestal eagle]

I mean like real life gore

[dull juniper]

I got some random stuff too like nunchaku and such 😂

[vestal eagle]

Nice

[main fable]

hm

[dull juniper]

And it's nice u remind ppl about form. Could end a good thing with poor form

[vestal eagle]

Exactly

Now I know why so many influencers talk about form

I've been lifting since 13, been using slightly poor form the entire time, just now feeling the effects

It fucking sucks dick

I'm glad I started early though

[dull juniper]

I suppose. Kinda double edge sword tho

If u always learn to walk with a limp you'll always have one?

[vestal eagle]

Not necessarily true

[dull juniper]

Fair

I've been working out since probably close to the same age. Not sure

Off and on tho

I was closing in on elite last time I was into it

[vestal eagle]

Same

[dull juniper]

Do u know of Louie Simmons

@vestal eagle

[vestal eagle]

No

[dull juniper]

Dang

He was extremely important in the lifting community. Well known at least. Maybe others will argue

[severe lantern]

since when can you break bones?

[formal inlet]

i've had my arm shattered many times but its always been a feature

it just seems like you either have enough force to cut through the arm or transfer the force and make them fall over

and then head hits seem to concentrate all the force on the head and helmet which causes a massive explosion

on their head

essentially

at least thats what the game basically potrays it as cuz wdym the guys helmet with straps or armet is FLYING OFF OF HIM

[dull juniper]

Since demo.

All ea

[pearl coral]

yeah i wish that didn’t happen

[dull juniper]

Y'all r missing out on so much gameplay?

[dull juniper]

What would u rather see

[tiny plover]

the last hotfix was feb 19

[formal inlet]

uhhh maybe the helmet not being completely useless at stopping blunt damage.. or adding counter measures like arming caps (real extremely common things not in the game)

[dull juniper]

I wouldn't say it's completely useless. Head blows seem to do different things to my character

But that is fair.
I thought it was just showing how well of a weapon u made. I don't often but also have not tried using the in game made weapons to hit heads

Been using custom since I got the v on the baron

[pearl coral]

arming caps aren’t really important in stopping blunt damage

suspension liners are the main thing in this point in time, it’s not any padding just something to keep it off your head

[formal inlet]

the game still doesnt have those

at least as far as im aware they are COMPLETELY USELESS

[pearl coral]

feel like the game is pretty accurate at portraying blunt damage it’s just overrepresented because of the npc’s limited intelligence

[dull juniper]

I kill peasants or ko them much easier than knight armored opponents

[pearl coral]

i don’t think they’re going to physically simulate the helmet bouncing around your head

[pearl coral]

and also tbh they swing some weapons way too fast

[formal inlet]

ok btu what went wrong with the physics to where a hit in the arm can cause you to fall

[pearl coral]

idk i don’t experience that

[formal inlet]

or to where helmets fly off

is that a thing that happens to armets

[pearl coral]

the helmets flying off has been in game since the playtest

[pearl coral]

it doesn’t really happen to any helmet

[formal inlet]

why are they still in the game and why are they MORE COMMON

its not even like a straps thing it happens to every npc if you hit their helmet slightly too hard with a poleaxe

[pearl coral]

dawg i don’t know

what kind of answer are you even wanting i’m not a developer

[uncut onyx]

play my canto

[pearl coral]

green arrow mogs hawkeye so hard

[prime brook]

Hawkeye is the kind of guy that appeals to Ready or Not players

[pearl coral]

lmao

green arrow’s always been a chad with morals that realistically contend with other superheroes and i love him for it

[vestal eagle]

Same way Punisher mogs Daredevil

[pearl coral]

https://tenor.com/view/false-that's-false-true-fake-not-true-gif-7463876790346893009

[vestal eagle]

It's lowk not

Punisher is just a better character depth wise

At least in the show

[nova steeple]

Doesn't any well placed punch knock them out

[pearl coral]

mfs when Punisher has more development than a side character in The Punisher

[gentle trout]

My Graphics look a bit weird

[dull juniper]

Yes. But can u do that to a knight

[nova steeple]

Well strike sword

[dull juniper]

Tabs

[dull juniper]

Someone was arguing helmets do nothing.

I said they do

[next aurora]

this ultimate challenge in the demo actually pisses me off

[nova steeple]

Blunt weapons are overall best for any situation

[dull juniper]

Punisher is cooler for sure

[dull juniper]

I'll say

[nova steeple]

The crashes

[dull juniper]

Someone said helmets do nothing to protect

[next aurora]

A fatal error has occurred!

[nova steeple]

That's dum

[next aurora]

as i finally get a semidecent run

[nova steeple]

Ptsd

[dull juniper]

Was saying why do they fall off or something too idk about that all

Personally I like it

[nova steeple]

I used low dmg to npcs and players and I could throw willys as much as I want where with max npc dmg when I throw them the game crashes

[next aurora]

riddle me this

whats the fatal error when the game runs perfectly behind the error message

like what.

[nova steeple]

Idk

[primal thorn]

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests?

[dull juniper]

Mine did that then crashed abit after

[next aurora]

yeah i give up

three back to back crashes for what

i was like "oh let me beat the ultimate challenge before i buy the full game" n then i get hit with the worst designed series of enemies ive ever seen

if the full game is anything like that i am holding firm onto my money

[vestal eagle]

Wrong

[prime brook]

Do you have blood on

[next aurora]

is that not

the whole purpose of the game

[vestal eagle]

Worst designed series of enemies? You know the game is based off of real life right?

[prime brook]

Having blood on crashes ultimate challenge

[next aurora]

the series itself is worst designed

not the enemies themselves

the order the enemies are put in

the gameplay.

[vestal eagle]

Also don't come in here complaining, not giving constructive feedback and getting pissed off cause ur pc is shit

[next aurora]

insert higuruma image

[next aurora]

my pc is perfectly fine thanks

[vestal eagle]

I HATE it when people do that shit

[next aurora]

maybe if you let me get to the criticism instead of dismissing me immediately

[vestal eagle]

Not if your experiencing three crashes in a row, thats not the games fault, it's yours

Give actual constructive criticism

[prime brook]

Blood crashes ultimate challenge

[prime brook]

It is quite literally the game's fault

[next aurora]

RTX 3070 and 12th gen intel-r core i7-12700F is totally my fault yeah

[vestal eagle]

I crash 1 time during a like 3 hour session

[prime brook]

3 hour session of ultimate challenge?

[vestal eagle]

Brother that's 2 whole generations down

[vestal eagle]

Whats this?

What is ultimate challenge

[next aurora]

ohhhh nooooooo a whole two generations? yiiiikes

[prime brook]

Demo

Guys youre talking about two different builds

[vestal eagle]

The specs you just gave me is like medium tier pc

[next aurora]

baldurs gate 3, cyberpunk 2077, marvel rivals, rdr2 all run perfectly on my pc but im the issue yes thank you

[vestal eagle]

It's not high tier

[next aurora]

i feel like a mid tier pc is like the recommended specs to have for gaming.

"you cant pay $3000 for a graphics card? can't play my game" nobody does that.

games run perfectly fine.

this is not a me issue.

[vestal eagle]

Those are games made by billion dollar companies, not by a few developers with a budget like less than 10 million, btw

[next aurora]

literally not the version im playing

[prime brook]

https://tenor.com/view/guinea-pig-meme-memes-funny-stare-gif-5810760354874534779

[solar mantle]

if you're buying the latest graphics cards every year you're a minority

[hollow crow]

why dont they add women to half sword

[next aurora]

me when im underinformed on the conversation but need to give my two cents anyway

[vestal eagle]

I'm not

[next aurora]

historically accurate game

[hollow crow]

still

women as maids and like

we kill foids

[solar mantle]

so should 2 generations behind be a big deal

[vestal eagle]

Then why tf are you complaining about anything if you don't even have the playtest??

[hollow crow]

didnt women exist at that time

[vestal eagle]

Not playtest

Early access

[prime brook]

This conversation is becoming too stupid for me to remain in

[gloomy urchin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1248466428231815280/1407531590908903625/attachment.gif

[vestal eagle]

Yes, it is, massive developments have been made since than

Bro

DONT COMPLAIN ABOUT THE GAME IF YOUR NOT EVEN PLAYING THE EARLY ACCESS

[gloomy urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/arguing-arguing-with-me-pointless-meme-mike-o'hearn-gif-10976090569355842553

[vestal eagle]

Why is this not common sense

[solar mantle]

true

[next aurora]

demo available to the public so they can try the game before they buy it
demo is a poor representation of the game
"why is this guy complaining??"

is it not counterintuitive to have a shit demo

lets keep it real

[vestal eagle]

Demo was released before the EA, physics has been updated since, optimization has been improved, blood effects have been approved, literally everything has been approved

[solar mantle]

I wouldn't say the demo is a poor representation of the game but it's not fair to give feedback for the real game off the demo, at least specify you're on the demo right away

[vestal eagle]

Play the fucking EA before you complain dumbass

[next aurora]

first thing i did was specify demo

this guy needed to give his two cents though without being informed on the conversation

[solar mantle]

ya but then you said "game" not "demo" every other time

[vestal eagle]

Because your complaining about a model of the game that is MONTHS OLD, no shit it's gonna run horribly

Nobody gives a fuck about the demo anymore bro

Your just complaining about shit that don't matter and spitting on the devs

[next aurora]

which other times

[next aurora]

i didnt say shit about the devs

[solar mantle]

I don't wanna give my two cents but if the developers start reading the chat and spend their limited time listening to feedback, I would rather prefer them to hear EA feedback not the demo

[next aurora]

literally not a single insult to the devs has been sent by me

[next aurora]

me when the feedback channel exists

[gloomy urchin]

either kiss already or move on

[next aurora]

real bruh they are on me like crazy

[vestal eagle]

You said "three back to back crashes, for what" and then said "I get hit with the worst designed series of enemies I've ever seen", that's disrespecting the devs work whether you like it or not

[solar mantle]

They don't have to exclusively read the feedback chat

[vestal eagle]

Blatantly too, your acting like the game isn't worth anything

[dull juniper]

U should join a gym

[vestal eagle]

I really don't like it when people do dumb ass shit like that

[dull juniper]

It seems u might enjoy the conflict

[prime brook]

Clearly

[next aurora]

i am a consumer
playing a demo
before i buy a full game
if i'm having a poor time with the demo that is PUBLICLY AVAILABLE and ENCOURAGED TO PLAY BEFORE PURCHASE then i feel like it's worth mentioning that its making me feel disincentivized to buy the full game

[solar mantle]

Your feedback is your feedback and it's valid though I'm not trying to invalidate that

[vestal eagle]

Probably

[dull juniper]

2nd time same day

I see you're in a conflict with someone.

[vestal eagle]

ITS NOT THE FULL GAME GODAMNIT

EA

EARLY ACCESS

Holy shit man

[solar mantle]

Yeah you're fair to do that

[vestal eagle]

I'm hopping off for a minute

[empty solar]

Ea sports

[next aurora]

when i say a series of enemies is horribly imbalanced, it's me expressing a fear that the rest of the early access may be the same way

the demo is sending me the wrong message

so i came here to see if anyone has the same issue

[dull juniper]

Explain imbalance

[next aurora]

but this guy IMMEDIATELY hopped on my meat

[formal inlet]

oh no the hard part of the game is hard

you know the EA is easier right

[next aurora]

limited close range weapons from early on going against enemies with long range, significant lack of armor resulting in bs deaths against enemies that are fully armored before you get a chestplate

(im talking about the ultimate challenge)

[dull juniper]

The demo sent a lot of ppl the wrong msg. Those who loved it hated ea. The ones who didn't mind either way seem to like ea

[vestal eagle]

Yea bro, it just pisses me off so bad when people complain about the game with no, real constructive feedback, it's disrespectful to the mods hard work, especially when they don't even give less than two shits to buy the EA and actually play it

[formal inlet]

the problem is they are treating the demo like a demo.. which is fine

[gloomy urchin]

i mean it is an ultimate challenge its supposed to be like that

[formal inlet]

but treating the early access like a full release

its not comparable at all

demo is like pre alpha in terms of game mechanics tbh

[dull juniper]

Ultimate challenge does not represent the gameplay

[vestal eagle]

Yes I did, you were being disrespectful

[gloomy urchin]

gives constructive feedback
"your gpu is 2 gens down vro!!"

[next aurora]

i understand difficulty, they represent that by pitting you against ever-increasing amounts of enemies with better and better gear
however a challenge is supposed to be a test of skill, not luck, and when you're not given any methods of protection besides prayer then i feel its less of a challenge and more of a gamble

[vestal eagle]

Gives constructive feedback on a demo that was released last year? Cmon bro

[dull juniper]

Demo feels like rolling dice to me

[next aurora]

demo that is publicly available to encourage people to buy the game after playing it

[dull juniper]

U don't get a chance to pick what u want and therefore are always at the mercy of what u get from the dice roll

[formal inlet]

i dont think the demo is for that purpose at all

[vestal eagle]

Btw the mf was acting like the game runs horribly for everyone, the demo ran completely fine when I played it

[next aurora]

"a demonstration of a product or technique"

[prime brook]

Ultimate Challenge is artificial difficulty pretty much

[formal inlet]

if it was it wouldnt have been made like several months before the games early access its just a way to test handling and game mechanics

[dull juniper]

Think of the ultimate challenge as exactly what it says. Ultimate challenge.
It doesn't feel much similar to ea tho to me

[gloomy urchin]

i personally view it as "if you're good you're gonna be good with any kind of weapon"

[vestal eagle]

Brother your acting like the demo should be BETTER than the EA

It's a demo

It's going to be worse

[next aurora]

yeah and i came here fearing that the same artificial difficulty carries into the ea

[formal inlet]

yes its main thing is to show handling and how the game works and how it works
the demo isn't going to be that good because it doesnt even act like the EA at all

[next aurora]

i'm saying it should REPRESENT the ea

[prime brook]

Nah EA is piss easy

[formal inlet]

no you can buy mercenaries in the EA and get more armor

its actually easy right now

[dull juniper]

Can be hard too you're choice

[formal inlet]

no.. its quite easy

[next aurora]

jake of statefarm is a professional at putting words in my mouth bro

[dull juniper]

Okay no armor and with peasant weapon against knights

[next aurora]

maybe get your meat out first before putting more words in there

[formal inlet]

it's not because that isn't what the demo was made for

[dull juniper]

Buhurt

[prime brook]

It has like XCOM 2 difficulty, harder in the beginning but insanely easy and monotonous later on

[prime brook]

WE BECOME WHAT WE BEHOLD

[formal inlet]

if you have a polearm its easy

[dull juniper]

I enjoy that In a way

[formal inlet]

but if you mean like peasant weapon like.. axe..

[next aurora]

then why is it a publicly available demo on the steam page. the purpose of demos is to demonstrate a product before you buy it.

[vestal eagle]

What would be the damn point of buying the EA if the demo was no different? The demo was to market the game and get it known so the EA could be released and the devs could fix any issues along the way, like they have. The EA is better than the demo because they've fixed it

[dull juniper]

I don't think polearm is a peasant weapon

[formal inlet]

its demonstrating an IDEA

it shows off the HANDLING

[next aurora]

if the devs were like "hey heres an early build of the game for funsies, go crazy!" then all of my criticism would be invalid

[formal inlet]

it is something to BUILD off of

[dull juniper]

Yea axe but that seems too easy?

[vestal eagle]

It's to introduce the idea of the game in the first place bro

[formal inlet]

the demo was never intended to demonstrate the full product of the game it acts COMPLETLEY differently and has like way less mechanics

[prime brook]

I mean technically that was the previous demo that got delisted

[gloomy urchin]

they got a point for a theoretical point of demo tho

[vestal eagle]

Btw I'm sorry for getting so pissed off, that was unreasonable @next aurora

My bad

[next aurora]

thank you

[formal inlet]

im not really on either side but like syndications idea of the demo is plain wrong

it's just not what it was intended for

it wouldnt look so different then the EA if it was intended to show off a snippet of gameplay of the EA

[vestal eagle]

Np man

Totally my bad, I take fault for that

[next aurora]

then they really oughta replace the current listed demo with something like a snippet of the ea

[formal inlet]

apologizing? in my discord?

[prime brook]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-and-jesse-pinkman-handshake-walter-and-jesse-handshake-gif-12675755010462311397

[next aurora]

because im getting the wrong message about the game from an outsider perspective

[formal inlet]

I HATE YOU SYNDICATION HOW DARE YOU DISAGREE WITH ME

SYNDICATION I AM ANGRYYY

[empty solar]

Lmao

[dull juniper]

U are.

Demo is similar. Not the same

[formal inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/discordia-goofy-ahh-gif-6206335856886916923

[vestal eagle]

I...I'M......I'M SOOO FUCKING MADD, RAHHHHH, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU SYNDICATION

[gloomy urchin]

he got a point as a consumer, though the ultimate challenge shouldnt be taken as something represents the whole game, i mean u had like 7 stages before that to have a general idea of the game and combat

[prime brook]

The most accurate way to play the demo for this game is to buy it and then refund it before you hit the 2 hour mark

[formal inlet]

SAND THE CATION

[formal inlet]

real

[dull juniper]

The demo shows us a buhurt game, with functionality and mechanics.

[formal inlet]

but why refund it when you can play it MORE..

[prime brook]

Waiting for updates and patches

[next aurora]

idk usually when i play demos the final part always feels like the best representation of what im getting into but in this case it really wasn't

[formal inlet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/774473377456717871/1477983640376840292/80bb8618dfebc5eda250bdb5a8cb84e7.mp4?ex=69acadc7&is=69ab5c47&hm=2f935643710280c7a7150215896d6004c77974ccb5d6d7b68a0fb6a89aaa653e&

[vestal eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/daredevil-daredevil-born-again-daredevil-arguing-matt-murdock-matt-murdock-arguing-gif-13892933211969573376

lowk me and syndication

[gloomy urchin]

welp i didnt really play many demos so cant tell

[vestal eagle]

Like 10 minutes ago

[solar mantle]

The half sword demo is actually really generous in the amount of content it has

Compared to other demos

[next aurora]

cuz from what im hearing its just a different game lmao

[prime brook]

Ehhhhh...

[formal inlet]

the halfsword demo has a lot of content because it isn't showing a glimpse into the full game its showing the idea of the mechanics and idea of physic medieval fighting on pc

[solar mantle]

I mean not really. What are your main concerns with the demo? If it's something like performance or the controls being weird then it got even worse in the EA

[dull juniper]

I think it would be fun to see the game taken in a sort of mount and blade direction tbh

[formal inlet]

controls aren't that weird in the EA but performance got a bit worse (EA is also more heavy game though)

[prime brook]

Oh god I can see the framedrop now

[formal inlet]

theres so many movement mechanics dedicated to climbing and jumping i want an open world type experience so bad

[next aurora]

performance likes to dip at random, i can go like 30 minutes running perfectly at high graphics then my game crashes and i have to go to low graphics for the game to recuperate

[formal inlet]

even though it would destroy every computer

[dull juniper]

Open would would be the best

[prime brook]

Idk man this game loves to be unique for everyone

[dull juniper]

I hope PC of the future can handle it

[prime brook]

EVERY COPY OF HALF SWORD IS PERSONALIZED

[formal inlet]

its tailored to you

[next aurora]

physics and sounds are cool but sound bugs out a lot and it seems a handful of physics interactions kind of just explode the demo

[dull juniper]

Picture frame game

[formal inlet]

well i think the EA crashes a lot less

and it recovers from crashes bette

[solar mantle]

The performance is very unpredictable so if you have the money I would buy the EA and refund it early if the performance isn't what you wanted (especially in maps like Slums)

[next aurora]

oblivion but with half sword combat

[dull juniper]

I have had much less crashes but when I do they are annoying

[prime brook]

Unless it causes it to make your save file never generate ever again

[dull juniper]

This would be cool yes

I'll rant

[formal inlet]

halfsword sotry mode

or smth

[next aurora]

i feel like of all bugs out there that should've been squashed first

[prime brook]

I'm literally incapable of playing the same save twice in a row

I genuinely worry how long it will take for this game to become somewhat optimized

[formal inlet]

doesn't happen often

i dont know

i dont have that in the slightest

[next aurora]

guess that wasnt included in your tailored copy

[solar mantle]

Really hope the next update has some good fixes, I do want more content but they desperately need to polish this game

[prime brook]

I already know the new content will come with another 15 bugs to squash

[formal inlet]

i mean i think with how (mostly) polished the demo was they should be able to polish the EA

[dull juniper]

Would be cool to have a start where u r a farmer or coal miner, ect peasant style job, gaining a weapon, clothing, and a home to store stuff at early on based on job pick.
U then decide eff this working the fields or mining coal, I'm gonna join tourney, and start fighting. U go and challenge all the different peasant factions, unique with weapons to their job, and battle, gaining fame as u go. Do this til a higher challenger comes to u and tries to set u back to peasant again, and remind everyone else what they really are ect. Keeps going as u get thru the different levels (beggar, peasant, noble knight so on) til u eventually fight the baron and can buy a nicer home or eventually be in the castle

[formal inlet]

its just going to be longer because this is now full release standards

[prime brook]

Full release demands more 1 billion polygon horse eyeballs

[dull juniper]

This was a quick type up but I am hopeful

[prime brook]

Peak

[dull juniper]

Sweet thank u.

But just similar to irl

But of course fantasy too, since most of the time a peasant didn't become a baron

Each feudal lord and such would command knights and a territory. U could challenge them for it?

[prime brook]

I want NAMED boss fights

[gray obsidian]

when is halfsword gonna be on discount?

also will halfsword become free after early access?

[weak sundial]

no

[weak sundial]

and we don't know. i doubt anytime too soon

i assume the current price of the game is just what it'll cost in perpetuity (unless they raise the price after the full release, which some games do)

[faint dragon]

Nah pal

A paid early access but a free full game is something

[weak sundial]

wishful thinking but yeah you'll want to cough up that 25 bucks

[dull juniper]

That would be really awesome

U know what I really didn't like. Kingdom come deliverance
Oddly enough

[pine linden]

Where can i report a mobile game using halfsword clips in their ads?

https://youtube.com/shorts/ixpMzct7uaM?is=4MTnIlfUhgo42hDU

[jaunty jetty]

Half sword 2

[raw schooner]

I love it but I can see why alot of people dont

[jaunty jetty]

I can’t play medieval games without Willie physics

[raw schooner]

I think the brawl mode is fire with the ragdolls

[jaunty jetty]

Chivalry mordhau type combat just looks so goofy to me now

[raw schooner]

I just wish willies could take more of a beating

[jaunty jetty]

Need damage slides

[raw schooner]

I cant adjust those without feeling like im cheating lol

[jaunty jetty]

You could just keep damage to player mid and damage to NPC a quarter of the way less

[restive trench]

kcd is peak bro wdym

[waxen heart]

I played kcd1 before which was the one my dad owned in epic game store

[restive trench]

its peak

[waxen heart]

I agree

[faint gorge]

Hi guys 🙂

How's everyone doing

[marble forum]

Mores helmets plsss

more customiced sword

Better equip system

[twilit field]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-chat-dead-chat-skeleton-gif-25954239

[potent yew]

i half on the sword

[twilit field]

me too bro, me too

[drifting valley]

this chat dies and gets revived every 5 minutes your gonna be sending this gif alot

[balmy jay]

https://tenor.com/view/chat-gif-21339216

[gloomy urchin]

i will make 2 ais debate with each other and burn the entire ocean

:p

[worn egret]

luv me dog

[arctic basin]

when is a new update coming out

[worn egret]

between now and the end of time i think

[arctic basin]

got it

[worn egret]

happy to help 😄

[sharp inlet]

what is up with all the fatal errors and game crashes when blood is enabled ??

[wind geode]

This is why he has scoliosis in re9

[gloomy urchin]

large scale autocorrector fails at math so i have to do it myself 😭

god forbid understanding geometry and trigonometry

[vale cloak]

Wasn't he like a gamer in re6

He just got gamer lean

[sacred orchid]

howdy

[sacred orchid]

horses dont stop

they keep going

[gloomy urchin]

chat what do you do if your mouse just gets possessed if you lift it up

[sacred orchid]

brother i dont got animals

[indigo hare]

Slam it down

[torpid escarp]

What would you people think if there was a half sword inspired game but its berserk

like it has the physics like half sword

[sacred orchid]

idk didnt watch berserk

but i think somebody will make an beserk mod some day

[indigo hare]

Theres a mod for the demo that adds dragon slayer

[torpid escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/guts-berserk-berserk-guts-manga-the-black-swordsman-gif-14688097520350447982

[torpid escarp]

yeh i remember

[sacred orchid]

thats tuff

[torpid escarp]

someone should make a literal game of this or something

https://tenor.com/view/kino-zero-berserk-guts-нарезка-удар-strike-gif-26002682

[tight wadi]

Why can’t halfsword have dragons, goblins, orks, ogres, demons, etc

[gloomy urchin]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/615435528111652885/1002452262637019266/reconsider-1.gif

[indigo hare]

Oh shit theres a dynasty warriors style game for berserk

[sacred orchid]

because it tries to to be historically correct

[indigo hare]

Halfswords not a fantasy game! Chrome has a spellbook mod coming out soon though with like a dozen spells

[tight wadi]

You can do that in halfsword?

[indigo hare]

Chrome is really the only modder adding things to the game like that. Theres a couple other mod creators like the enhancer and other trainer guys like Luke and what not but afaik hes the only one who is adding stuff/knows how to add stuff

[wanton portal]

https://youtu.be/pL41XTH8OEA?si=GwH0MeyIq8IkCXzw

[wanton portal]

are there any like

[indigo hare]

Yes

[wanton portal]

modders that make the game look way better
graphic modders or some]

[indigo hare]

There’s some reshaders, or were for the demo, not sure about EA but im sure someone has on Nexus

But Thats it for that

[ashen iron]

peak

[quick breach]

Fire🔥

[wheat brook]

Hell yeah Saturday

Pancakes

[gloomy urchin]

stupid ass helmet

i dont like it

worst helmet of all

[wheat brook]

Oh?

I think it’s alright

[ashen iron]

It's pretty cool actually

chrome knights lowk fire

[honest crest]

||t||||h||||e|| ||g||||a||||m||||e||

[vast merlin]

Half sword

[fossil flume]

Why is it showing u replying to someone in a diff server 😭

[gloomy urchin]

schizophrenia

[tawdry wadi]

game name?

guys

whats the game's name

???

somebody answer me pls

what is the games name

https://giphy.com/gifs/crine-princeleavasa-kwebbelkop-folk-KtQ3SABYAYIDqo828I

folkkkk

somebody tell me smthn

broo

[wind geode]

Fortnite

[hybrid obsidian]

Skkbidi

[nova island]

Chivalry 2

[vast merlin]

https://giphy.com/gifs/know-does-he-send-10-billion-ycr7EUgnmD4wXujKa6

[tiny plover]

joe rogan podcast simulator

[calm relic]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1341408268810981419/1478178958246936607/ezgif-31c9013d7b214339.gif

[topaz oak]

if yall could travel to ANY fictional universe with plot armor + guaranteed powers if the universe has them, which one would u go to and why

[gloomy urchin]

can i like

travel to an op universe

and learn how to teleport between unvierses and time

[topaz oak]

yeah

[gloomy urchin]

whatever universe allows me to manipulate reaility gg

[topaz oak]

but for the purposes of this question, no

[remote mural]

I wanna be in the world of Brazilian Drug Dealer 3

[gloomy urchin]

shit uhh

i dunno man plot armor doesnt seem fun w/o op powers

and i mean like for me personally not "i wipe armies"

[remote mural]

I didn’t want to say the full name

[gloomy urchin]

ok im going to think about lfie and sleep goobnight everynyapony

[dull juniper]

What are the 2 pieces I am missing on the top right between my shield and my armet.

[tight wadi]

Jester is demon possssed

[weak sundial]

likely have not been added yet

[faint gorge]

It seems to be some kind of bag

[storm otter]

it’s a slot for a coif and I’m not sure what else

maybe something like a pancho

[compact spindle]

do u like my pfp?

[stable wren]

Coif and a Gugel iirc

Not in game yet

[storm otter]

sure yeah

[dull juniper]

Y'all r awesome thx @stable wren @faint gorge @weak sundial

[vale crater]

Guys do you think my shiity old laptop can lunch half sword ?

1050 ti and 16 gb if ran ab intel core i7 7th gen

[rancid reef]

No

[dry merlin]

You’ll get a solid 60 fps if you played it on GLADOS

[vale crater]

Glados

???

[dry merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/glados-portal-portal-gif-portal-memes-portal-2-gif-11385065307004464895

[torpid escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-wrong-kwebbelkop-its-wrong-incorrect-inaccurate-gif-19014560

https://tenor.com/view/lift-this-curse-jordi-maxim-van-den-bussche-kwebbelkop-lift-this-plague-lift-this-torment-gif-18350961

https://tenor.com/view/vn-gif-22217695

[drowsy finch]

Nobody ever considers that he may be a moth in disguise. Those frills on his hat could EASILY be antennae

[visual agate]

moth guys

[drowsy finch]

Yes!!

Feenicks u shoul see the moth sona thats in the werrkkks

[visual agate]

👀

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/savosandsavos-gif-10098754770260943602

[river oriole]

Jestermoth

let her cook

[patent jungle]

hes so cute

[compact spindle]

Thx

[blazing barn]

o h

peak masculinity

[storm otter]

give this man a sword

[warm shoal]

Low-key

What if enemies could raid you

And start fights with you

[patent jungle]

he cant even hold it its to heavy for him

he can barely swing his fists

[storm otter]

dress him in full place

plate

he must grow

[patent jungle]

then he wont be able to stand up

[warm shoal]

Malnourished sigrished

[storm otter]

put him in ye olde gym

[warm shoal]

Bro doesn't even have the jaw strength to chew food 🙏

[storm otter]

make him lift rocks

[warm shoal]

Scientists use him as a test subject for quantum physics 🙏

What he calls cave diving, we call quantum tunneling

[spice adder]

Vruh why is it impossible to run the demo with crossover?

It always shows fatal error before crashing

[woven yew]

why cant i sell my stuff like the cups and stuff? is it cus i have to isure them first?

[slim fiber]

holy shit 😭

0% body fat 0% muscle mass

[hybrid granite]

skin and bones ahh

[honest crest]

https://tenor.com/view/newgen-darkwing-transformers-one-newgens-miners-gif-11153613199146478441

[visual agate]

[knotty kiln]

what the hell happened

[patent jungle]

wtf is "glados"

[gloomy scarab]

Yo guys, can I play with 2 keyboards and mouse on split screen or is it possible only via controllers?

[vague kettle]

2 keyboards wont work since they both put the same inputs

[vale crater]

back to my question ^^^

bc i wanna get into halfsword

[gloomy scarab]

word, that makes sense, but maybe one controller and one keyboard mouse?

[gloomy scarab]

specs are written on steam bro

[junior haven]

maybe two keyboards but one mapped to controller

[vale crater]

yeah but im complete dumb mf with comparing specs

1050 ti and 16 gb if ran ab intel core i7 7th gen are my specs

[gloomy scarab]

ask chat gpt

[gloomy scarab]

should be enough

[gloomy scarab]

are there any tutorials ab this?

[vale crater]

someone told me its not enough and game wont even boot

[gloomy scarab]

my specs are worse than urs, only in gpu im better but the game runs smoothly

[junior haven]

using steam input you can map wasd and look to joysticks, mouse buttons to triggers

[gloomy scarab]

so one controller at least is a must?

[junior haven]

no i mean

map it so when you press wasd

it acts as if you were using a joystick

it translates keyboard into controller

[gloomy scarab]

but you would need at least one joystick no?

[junior haven]

you dont actually need a controller

[gloomy scarab]

really?

[junior haven]

your mouse would be mapped to one joystick

and wasd to the other

but it would be when you use the keyboard, it is translated into controller controls

[gloomy scarab]

bet bet, do yk how to do it? or maybe a vid you can forward me?

[vale crater]

Question trying demo is good idea before buying the game or its bad idea ???

fact i wont experince full game

[gloomy scarab]

yh you could do that

[vale crater]

Thx

[junior haven]

sorry, it actually uses an external software called rewasd

i can send the tutorial if youre fine with that

[gloomy scarab]

yep np

as long as it works

[junior haven]

are dms open?

[gloomy scarab]

prolly

I messaged you

[sonic python]

2 keyboards and mouses dont work but you can emulate one of the kbm to a virtual controller via rewasd

[sonic python]

can you send it to me too please

[somber apex]

Bro

Get rid of the abyss that shit is so annoying

[wicked harness]

just dont die duh

[drowsy finch]

It's 4 redemption

[minor owl]

real ones give up because they dont want to fight 536 ghouls because they refused to pay off the toll

[raw schooner]

Just fight 24 ghouls at a time

[dull juniper]

What's up in here

Anyone seen this before. Willie enemy had 1 arm missing at the beginning of the fight

[sweet wigeon]

did you just take a picture of the tv

[visual agate]

red dead

[unkempt summit]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/510323081785507880/1279654404152102962/togif.gif

When next update gng

[dull juniper]

Yes

[silent swallow]

Looks like a smiling friends creature

[sour sigil]

Didn't realize it was on a counter and thought it was just huge

[remote mural]

I love gambling!!!

[unreal bay]

Thats mine

Gib

[dull juniper]

This was unique

[edgy briar]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-gif-164259582336575534

[wintry ingot]

i've been getting into posing lately , also face reveal

tell me what you think and be brutally honest

[weak sundial]

bro thought he was tuff

[formal inlet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1237232939755114527/1382085476592386120/togif.gif

[wintry ingot]

ow

fair enough

[jolly forge]

how to report a bug in game??

[wintry ingot]

#1465774955009540257

[jolly forge]

thankyou so much

[vague jacinth]

never again pls

ruined my night

[weak sundial]

they're calling it the worst photo ever

[amber tide]

Where do you post irl weapons?

[wintry ingot]

here i suppose

#art-🎨 maybe

[amber tide]

Oh ok thanks

I'll give it a shot in art

[wintry ingot]

sounds good

[amber tide]

Art of making weapons I suppose

[mint skiff]

this is lowk one of the best indie games

non-pixel art visuals

fun asf gameplay

i love my 6000th low poly indie game where i have to sweep in an abandoned supermarket to survive scary lebron

[frosty stratus]

hiccups are.

[limpid lantern]

hiccups are.

[frosty stratus]

what causes hiccups?

[limpid lantern]

From sources across the web

[tawdry wadi]

holy shi, I found it

TYSMMM

[frosty stratus]

thanks

how to spell thanks

[glacial grove]

Hello

[frosty stratus]

bye

[limpid lantern]

your welcome

[tawdry wadi]

bye

[glacial grove]

: (

[frosty stratus]

what is bitch mean

[glacial grove]

Me is sad

[frosty stratus]

i is happy that you sad

[limpid lantern]

how to change windshield wiper fluid

[frosty stratus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1406005379346858034/1454080356364980347/fight.gif

[frosty stratus]

piss.

[frosty stratus]

tasty

[limpid lantern]

im not soaking wet in my own piss, what next?

[limpid lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/arrested-development-jason-bateman-michael-bluth-do-not-open-dead-dove-gif-3567411

[frosty stratus]

fluid wiper shield

[glacial grove]

Guys

the real question is

How to change blinker fluid

[frosty stratus]

stomache acid

[limpid lantern]

how can you be unironically a 5'2" male john

[last whale]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1134567551289008318/1347033712747089930/Gj7RIsSWwAAjx511-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[frosty stratus]

OpenAI

[frosty stratus]

red profound inteligence mental

piss shark

[glacial grove]

I know a guy whose 3.11

[tawdry wadi]

i have the same gif wth

[glacial grove]

he says hes dward or sum

Dwarf

[last whale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1226627771602698316/1277310736158294087/caption-14.gif

[tawdry wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-alpha-wolf-alpha-wolf-the-weak-should-quiver-gif-17759401881362908244

[glacial grove]

i wonder why he uses giant battle axes

[elder pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/everyone-hates-chris-my-mother-ate-fries-chris-rpg-chris-dishes-chris-does-the-dishes-gif-12736351656225353884

[frosty stratus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1406005379346858034/1454080356364980347/fight.gif

[sacred orchid]

so fellas

how do i steal armor?

[frosty stratus]

by pressing the steal armor button

[mint skiff]

hold body part

with either hand

hold q or e depending on hand

voila

[sacred orchid]

nice is it alt + f4?

ahhh

thank you!

[frosty stratus]

armor

[sacred orchid]

sorry bro i dont speak latin

[frosty stratus]

balls huirt

[sacred orchid]

blue balls

[hybrid granite]

what are these little wing shaped things on poleyns?

and what are they for

[sacred orchid]

for opening up a beer

[patent jungle]

||~~**#faq**~~||

[wind geode]

I forget he turns. I just shot prefired him for the sake of it

[patent jungle]

this should get added to the game

[vale cloak]

BAZUSO

[indigo plover]

Half Sword should add The Flesh Obelisk

[fossil flume]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1460730044576956508/1474383788975849608/bounce.gif

[indigo hare]

Grab onto them and hold e or q, depending on which hand is grabbing

Then hold it again to equip it

[sacred orchid]

thx

[limpid lantern]

ethan winters clears

[tawdry wadi]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1186576856242212874/1474383677956952156/image0.gif

[royal hawk]

hello chat

[wind geode]

Anyone know what causes this crash in RE4 remake. I've gotten in like 2 times in 30 minutes

It's probably something with my mods, but I played like 8 hours before with them without crashing

[royal hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/mercy-overwatch-angel-come-with-me-gif-14015043

guy on reddit 8 years ago with the same issue

[wind geode]

Yeah seems like it's sonething with vram

[fading belfry]

maybe turn rt off

[wind geode]

I don't have it on

I just turned textures down for now

[fading belfry]

people are saying its usually caused by vram usage yeah

[mint skiff]

wow a darktide player

[still charm]

Sword handling feels so weird in this build

[drowsy finch]

@astral ether mentioned 🔥

[royal hawk]

my weapons like to hold onto the air

[astral ether]

[drowsy finch]

[astral ether]

Lmao

[mint skiff]

OH MY GOD HE PLAYS MECH WARRIOR

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1335972544733380710/1478096872970129459/speed.gif

[drowsy finch]

We gotta jump the fucking zhhgghh the fucking uhhmm the nurgle

[mint skiff]

nurgle make him gassy

[astral ether]

I do infact like battletech

[astral ether]

Send his ass… uhhh… idk somewhere

[drowsy finch]

Tzeentch pretend to be smart

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-ltg-tie-him-up-gif-11927923657429006938

[mint skiff]

slaanesh is not tuff

khorne is very tuff

[drowsy finch]

Get this guy a fuckingg guhhh zghmm uhnmmg ghhrrhgghsggg fwarhahmer

[astral ether]

Tzeentch really the kinda guy to have his plans foiled and just say “aha, but that was always my plan to begin with!!!”

[drowsy finch]

He would LOVE Alpha Legion

“Bro I promise this is a part of my great plan”

(It’s a net negative to his influence)

[mint skiff]

bro some guys emperors children have their circumcised dihs out

[drowsy finch]

Hit the Fabius tech of “bro u ain’t real lmao”

[mint skiff]

"FABIUS PLEASE PUT IT IN"
"shut up im giving an ultramarine laced nurgling shit and seeing what happens"

[drowsy finch]

My asexual king Fabius Bile

[astral ether]

I know there’s people who say he’s the strongest chaos god who knows everything, and that the only reason he doesn’t win the great game is because it’d leave him with nothing to do, but all I have to say is “propaganda is a thing that exists”

Like this is a classic “heehee hoo hoo what if I’m lying, what if I’m not! Ooh hoo hoo you’ll never know!!!”

[drowsy finch]

I promise tzeentch is just there to be John Chaos for dorks who are too sheepish to commit to being fucking disgusting

[astral ether]

Of course tzeentch would want you to think he’s all knowing

And then to grapple with the doubt of it

[mint skiff]

personally i like black templars and night lords

[drowsy finch]

Black Templars 💔

Lamenters are the best loyalists fr

[mint skiff]

Yes

I read helsreach

[drowsy finch]

I said this and then my foot fell into a pit of mud

I am cursed like the lamenters

Clearly

[mint skiff]

whats the hate around black templars i dont get it

[astral ether]

REAL

[mint skiff]

theyre just cool crusaders

[astral ether]

Pffft, yeah I gotta agree

[drowsy finch]

I don’t hate them, truly, I just don’t care for John Zealot narratively or aesthetically personally