general-catfish-🐱🐟

[valid bison]

k

[worldly vapor]

5 years going strong

[restive epoch]

Ppl are very knowledgeable in this server lol

[valid bison]

if your cpu keeps throttling even after new paste then its done

most likely

idk you do you ig

[worldly vapor]

have you checked your CPU temp

[valid bison]

desktop parts can be a little hot

they're made to handle it

[restive epoch]

Yes, it only gets to 76 degrees so I’m confused why it keeps turning off

[valid bison]

celsius?

[worldly vapor]

turning off completely?

[restive epoch]

Yes, black screen followed by total system restart

[valid bison]

76c is pretty bad ngl

[restive epoch]

On 3 games now

[worldly vapor]

mine did that when it was overheating, I had to replace the CPU cooler

[worldly vapor]

mine got up to 100 celcius lmao

[restive epoch]

HOLY FUCK

[worldly vapor]

then it would shut off

[valid bison]

got dam

[worldly vapor]

it still works now btw

its fine

[valid bison]

my cpu usually runs at 30-40

i've had an i9-9900k and the same AIO for 6 years now

the only thing that has ever died on my PC is the GPU

[restive epoch]

Hmmm okay I have one final piece of intel

I got a new cpu cooler like maybe 11 months ago and it was working great no problems up until yesterday

So it got pasted then

[worldly vapor]

maybe just unlucky and it broke already

[restive epoch]

I think I have discovered the issue, I moved my pc into a different room of the house and my pc case feels way hotter than normal. So I’m thinking it’s making everything overheat despite the sensors showing OK temps

[worldly vapor]

put a box fan on the side

[fast nymph]

thank you jake from statefarm

[drifting stirrup]

I'm not sure what to make of this.

Whimsical gremlin man

[wheat brook]

https://tenor.com/view/punch-punching-laptop-rage-smashing-screen-gif-17930159

[white prawn]

the kingdom has come to deliver

[vestal eagle]

Like a good neighbor, statefarm is there

[wheat brook]

Do people actually use that

[vestal eagle]

Probably not

[faint dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/say-that-again-say-that-say-that-agian-marvel-fantastic-gif-12441585058103544841

[white prawn]

shut up, i'll kick your ass straight to kingdom come

deliverance

[cunning finch]

SCP-939 little guy morality test results: FAIL!!!!!!! HE'D HURT A LITTLE GUY

[tiny plover]

@teal narwhal i found your mod

[vestal eagle]

IS this YOU?

[cunning finch]

yea why

is my voice stupid

[vestal eagle]

I think your voice is reminiscent of a young, fertile man

[raven ore]

what does that even mean

[cunning finch]

im 16

ill ignore that other adjective you called me

[vestal eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/flightreacts-reaction-flight-reacts-flight-reacts-flightreacts-gif-14526489174047821058

Didn't expect minors in here

[raven ore]

youre an old man

[cunning finch]

id expect quite a few

[vestal eagle]

I'm 18 buddy

[raven ore]

thats old

[vestal eagle]

Almost 19

Why do we live in a day and age where 18 is old?

[cunning finch]

mature games can have a possible younger demographic like how every single kid in high school knows what GTA is

[vestal eagle]

Doesn't make it legal

[cunning finch]

woe is me... i am but a little child playing medieval fighting game... i must be imprisoned...

[vestal eagle]

So I think it was valid for me to assume that the discord server for the 18+ game was only full of 18+ year olds

[cunning finch]

dawg it's two years

it's not that bad i can handle it

[vestal eagle]

Two years is a big difference

[cunning finch]

for a lot of things yes

but i dont need to be 18 to enjoy a good game

[vestal eagle]

It don't matter if you can, what matters is that now I'm making vague sexual remarks amongst a minor

[cunning finch]

then just don't anymore??

i didn't hold you accountable cause i knew you didn't know my age

i can let that one time slide

[vestal eagle]

But you see, the thing is, I could if there WERE NO MINORS IN THIS SERVR

[cunning finch]

or dont make sexual remarks toward online strangers...

without asking

[vestal eagle]

Caps lock damnit

[vestal eagle]

Also it was a joke, I wasn't being serious

[cunning finch]

i know

still though people can get a lot of discomfort from even jokes

i didn't but i know people who would and do

[vestal eagle]

So now I can't make 18+ jokes in the server about the 18+ game because there are minors in the server breaking the rules, you see the problem here?

[cunning finch]

^^

do it with people you can confirm are comfortable with it

and are of age

since you're an adult

[vestal eagle]

Well then the 18+ year old could tell me it makes them uncomfortable and not criminalize it, me even making the remark is criminal, now if it was an 18+ year old it would just be uncomfortable

[cunning finch]

brother can you read im saying you could just ask before you say it

[vestal eagle]

You getting my drift?

[bleak cradle]

😃🍿

[vestal eagle]

Then it ruins the joke damnit

[cunning finch]

you wouldn't get into situations though

ykkkk

like now

[bleak cradle]

non sexual jokes exist

[vestal eagle]

Yea, but it would ruin my joke

[bleak cradle]

and are funnier

[cunning finch]

yeah

[cunning finch]

yeah

[vestal eagle]

Do you even know what I said?

[bleak cradle]

gemini summarize what this guy said

[cunning finch]

im not even holding him accountable cause he didn't know my age when he said it

and i already said this earlier

[vestal eagle]

Other people could though

Now I'm screwed

[cunning finch]

yeah well they aren't involved

if they can't understand the situation that's on them

[vestal eagle]

People are going to accuse me of being a pedophile, and when those rumors are thrown around, it taints your name

[cunning finch]

it was a simple mistake

[vestal eagle]

True, maybe I shouldn't worry so much

[cunning finch]

besides dawg ain't nobody care that much 😭

[bleak cradle]

he overthinks as much as me🥹🥹

[vestal eagle]

Everybody cares bro they are all coming for me

Their in the walls

https://tenor.com/view/cyberunc-building-angry-gif-15083164138114469898

Thats me ^

[cunning finch]

what is he angry about

what's the context

[vestal eagle]

I overthink all the time

[bleak cradle]

no its about him being old

[cunning finch]

completely understandable

[cunning finch]

old man yells at cloud typa situation?

[bleak cradle]

just old man

[cunning finch]

i see

[vestal eagle]

His name is cyberunc so he pretends to be Johnny Silverhand and uses Cyberpunk terms when looking at tall corpo buildings or rundown buildings

Cool guy

[cunning finch]

ohh

[vestal eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/cyberunc-cyberpunk-corporate-gif-14494080391504816256

He loves saying Cyberpunkers

And something else, I forgot

[bleak cradle]

i have the audacity to say that i'm bored even when i have like 20+ games in my steam library

[cunning finch]

spongebob's essay

[vestal eagle]

I have the audacity to say I'm bored even thought I have Sleeping Dogs in my steam library

[cunning finch]

how it feels to own 30 different games and only play 5 of them

[vestal eagle]

I got a deal on a steam pack so I have like 118 games but only play Half Sword

And I no longer play my PS5

[bleak cradle]

what games did that pack have

[cunning finch]

there should be a site that checks your steam library and picks a random one for you to play

[vestal eagle]

Og games

[cunning finch]

personally id probably just keep spinning until i get one i want so that'd be useless

[vestal eagle]

To be more precise

[bleak cradle]

those really are og

[vestal eagle]

Told you

Og ahh games

[bleak cradle]

and you have everything but project zomboid

[vestal eagle]

I didn't even know I had Daikatana

[vestal eagle]

Yes

This is false

[bleak cradle]

its hard to find someone to play with in that game

[vestal eagle]

It's not a very mainstream game

[twilit field]

bro doesnt have koikatsu 😭 🥀
missing out on peak

[fading belfry]

bro doesnt have battleblock theater

bum loser

[south oxide]

Do any of ya'll perchance know who "GHM" is?

people are mentioning him in the comments on my youtube

he seems to have gotten me a bit of attention, including from the devs which is cool

[vestal eagle]

Whats the best game on there

[vestal eagle]

No idea

[vale cloak]

depends but probably morrowind, with mentions for outer wilds, souls games and warframe

[vestal eagle]

Soooo, you don't have Sleeping Dogs there I assume?

[vale cloak]

nope i have gta but not made in china gta

played it in high school

[vestal eagle]

I first played it when I was like 10

It was scary but it was worth it

[vale cloak]

it was on the usb full of pirated games the school shared around, its ok but i had gta on my xbox

[fresh girder]

games unlimited games but no games

[slate marsh]

That’s not a lot so you’re valid for being bored

[lofty kindle]

Please help us by making a review on Meta critic!

https://www.metacritic.com/game/half-sword/

[vestal eagle]

Sleeping Dogs is nothing like GTA

It's so much better

Ts is making me want to play it right now

[scenic shuttle]

six seven

[scenic shuttle]

o

hi bobabibabuplapdak

hiiiii

[vestal eagle]

?

[scenic shuttle]

hi

[vestal eagle]

Yo

What was all that after the o

[scenic shuttle]

jake from statefarm

[vestal eagle]

Yes

[scenic shuttle]

im know your name
your name is: bobabibabuplapdak

[vestal eagle]

In Russian?

[scenic shuttle]

in your country

[vestal eagle]

In the USA?

[scenic shuttle]

if u in usa yes

[vestal eagle]

My name is not bobabibabuplapdak

[scenic shuttle]

why

[vestal eagle]

It's Jake

[scenic shuttle]

u can change name to bobabibabuplapdak

[vestal eagle]

That's a lot of money

[scenic shuttle]

no

thats a bobabibabuplapdak in your documents

[vestal eagle]

I guess so bro

[scenic shuttle]

bobabibabuplapdak why u avatar is purpale guy?

[dull notch]

Getting closer and closer to 1000 hours of Blender on Steam 🤪

[obsidian girder]

That’s a lot of smoothies

[gloomy urchin]

i found a game whose main idea was basically me figuring out a language from context clues

story was meh but i want every game to have that now

[waxen heart]

Sweet

[fossil flume]

Discord: moderated.
Deodorant: non existent.
Weight: scale broke.
Fedora: tipped.

[gloomy urchin]

whats ur wage

[fossil flume]

2 e kittens every month

[gloomy urchin]

how many american units is that

coward

[idle crest]

Think I've got something like that many hours but the majority of my blender hours were before it was on steam lol

By the time blender was on steam my main software was zbrush

[tender pond]

hold on is that the

https://tenor.com/view/lobster-blue-lobster-bluelobster-funny-gore-gif-10055099326853271144

[hybrid granite]

@sinful loom did you get over it

[dry merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/lobster-gif-27544204

[dull notch]

Same, I remember using it back in school back in 2008 🙂

[obsidian girder]

Chants of Sennaar?

[gloomy urchin]

nah more niche but ill prolly play it next
7 days to stay with you

[dull notch]

I think first time I used Blender was back in 2005

[gloomy urchin]

bros in his 30s

smh

[dull notch]

Yea…34

[gloomy urchin]

prolly got a j*b and allat

[dull notch]

🤦‍♂️

[idle crest]

I used to want to do game design or something like cgi with my 3d art but now I kinda hate using computers

[gloomy urchin]

why

[idle crest]

My introvert days are over

I've spent too much time on computers

[gloomy urchin]

damn

couldnt be me im gonna stay chronically online 🩷

[idle crest]

I used to be

Even when I'm not socialising I prefer to do irl crafts now

[gloomy urchin]

ok im gonna go do uhh something

meow

[idle crest]

Might use my 3d knowledge to help me become an architect or something

[dull notch]

Go for it

[idle crest]

Im not gonna lie though, I'm 22 and still have no idea what I want to do lol

[gloomy urchin]

do your best

as simple as that

[signal pivot]

🐟 🐱 -catfish-general#

[restive trench]

emojis on the wrong side smh

[gloomy urchin]

kills someone

[signal pivot]

fishcat then

[restive trench]

never

[lyric flower]

For what

[gloomy urchin]

idk im bored

can i kill you

[lyric flower]

Please

Im boring too

But please kill me by a feather

[gloomy urchin]

kills asano toothpick way

[lyric flower]

Fym toothpick

Is my ass in danger

[gloomy urchin]

stabbed a million times by toothpick to death

[lyric flower]

Sounds hurt

Is there any way easier

Please be gentle

[gloomy urchin]

fine implodes you

[sinful loom]

I forgot i left that in the background

I already beat getting over it 50 times and yet im still playing the game

[hybrid granite]

Whats so interesting about it lol

[sinful loom]

Idk

[fast nymph]

Yes and I beat the longing 5000 times.

[sinful loom]

Thats 54 thousand years

[gloomy crest]

I beat something else, of the meat variety, 1860 times per year

[spark quartz]

hello furry fella

[sinful loom]

Haiii

[feral fulcrum]

Doing a second play through of re9 so I can get the never ending ammo so I can beat insanity

Thought y’all should know

[white prawn]

Let's sue these guys

[spark quartz]

would you mind making a Modmail with this video?

[teal narwhal]

Ok and?

[sinful loom]

Holy untrue

[gloomy urchin]

is it really that hard to move to a normal block from a long guard irl or does hellish quart just wants me to suffer

[vast merlin]

half sword is famous enough for a roblox clone and mobile game ads, damn

[gloomy urchin]

pigeons are rats of the sky

[hybrid granite]

Theres a so called half sword mobile using (supposedly) ripped assets and claiming copyright under half sword games so we got bigger fish to fry

Idk if its down

[wheat brook]

What..😳 gladiator simulator: arena release?😳

[wind geode]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/4465480/CounterStrike_Global_Offensive/

Steam

Counter-Strike: Global Offensive

"Counter-Strike: Global Offensive (CS: GO) expands upon the team-based action gameplay that it pioneered when it was launched 19 years ago.

CS: GO features new maps, characters, weapons, and game modes, and delivers updated versions of the classic CS content (de_dust2, etc.).

"Counter-Strike took the gaming industry by surprise when…

We're so fucking back guys

https://giphy.com/gifs/desusandmeroonshowtime-P6dVXgwYlUAb8ZDLkn

https://giphy.com/gifs/xgSwqN8aKykMAMoyZ0

[hybrid granite]

Csgo is back????

[white prawn]

"we're not creating clones" my ass

They even have a vacancies spot lmao

And it doesn't even work

No wonder why they started stealing half sword footage

[plain scroll]

Theyve got almost hello neighbour guy playing on a giant screen 😭

[white prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-neighbor-like-subscribe-bell-hello-neighbour-hello-neighbor-2-hello-neighbour-2-gif-2484330488843852459

[hybrid granite]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-neighbor-krasavchik-secret-neighbor-hello-guest-dynamicpixels-gif-20969720

[gloomy urchin]

bro its vibeslopped

what did you expect

even their music is prolly ai

[vast merlin]

Half Sword

[royal hawk]

Half Sword

[fading badge]

Half Sword

[weary crag]

Any ETA on a update?

[royal hawk]

you have 4 hours to live

you had one job

one job

[unreal bay]

Damn

[royal hawk]

you had to say half sword but you ruined it and now your life is over

3 men @weary crag , 2 hours

I'm gonna get medieval on your ass you hear me talking hill billy boy

[weary crag]

Half Sword

I have no idea what is happening lol I just hopped in to see if anything new is here yet

[royal hawk]

👏

[spark nimbus]

Ah yes, the I CANT AIM WHILE MOVING game expands on the CANT AIM WHILE MOVING GAME

I wonder if later on you can aim while moving

[wind geode]

what

[fast nymph]

idk whats all the hype, its just the legacy build with 0 official servers

[wind geode]

Yeah

Mb for thinking they actually brought it back

but it's a step

[fast nymph]

it is in fact, not a step.

[wind geode]

Yes it is

Stop denying my cope

this also probably has to do with a half life 3 shadow drop

that will be happening next week

[white prawn]

when your garbage ass lost but you don't want to give up

[fast nymph]

you could've always just clicked on csgo legacy build on betas in cs2, since its release.
Checkmate cope, chud. /j

[gloomy urchin]

blep

[wind geode]

I know, but the fact that it's a standalone now is a sign

[wind geode]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-random-kid-random-kid-gif-10698606526004440975

[fast nymph]

nothing ever happens, lose hope, HL3 is NOT tomorrow.

[wind geode]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1378185623692771461/1459804723883409408/togif.gif

Not true

[gloomy urchin]

blep again

[wind geode]

I am in fact a valve employe and will make sure you will not be able to buy hl3 when it drops later today

[fast nymph]

Volodya Stoyanov is NOT a rando 😠
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f04_MLB7K2M

[wind geode]

https://giphy.com/gifs/meme-simpson-loxyysgif-ABsj1vpTUbIw5sQGvK

https://giphy.com/gifs/the-wind-tung-sahur-triple-t-s3m52DdYxjF6USS1Fv

[fast nymph]

Volodya Stoyanov ofc

why tf are my gums bleeding all of a sudden

https://tenor.com/view/взгляд-2000-ярдов-война-war-soldier-gif-3632617944134077161

[waxen heart]

Uhh

[fast nymph]

explains why i had a metallic taste in my mouth tho

[waxen heart]

Either this

[wanton portal]

Gingivitis

funny word

[gloomy urchin]

thats my spell sorry

[fast nymph]

i aint trusting google gemini vro lmfao 😭

[wanton portal]

I'm a gemini

ask me

[fast nymph]

and i'm a capricorn

[waxen heart]

I see

[fast nymph]

who is the companion supposed to be tho?

[waxen heart]

I feel like people are trying new ways of saying son like for example folk or buddy or person

[fast nymph]

СИНКО 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

[vast merlin]

Lad 😭

[waxen heart]

Mate😭

[vast merlin]

Kins 😭

[waxen heart]

Sir😭

[fast nymph]

JUNAK

[fast nymph]

time for my annual showoff of this vid i made

[gloomy urchin]

blep

ok thats 3 bleps im going to bed

[fast nymph]

SHUT UP WITH YOUR BLEPPING YOU STUPID OMINOUS CAT

https://tenor.com/view/paiva-paivaa-cortisol-effects-reasonable-crashout-cortisol-gif-18374890919777555677

[waxen heart]

Half sword humor

[fast nymph]

i pioneered ts

[waxen heart]

Mf you genius

[uneven patrol]

indian video when sound effects are half sword

[balmy jay]

pay respects to the original blep

[gloomy urchin]

why does my hair fall out every time my hair gets dry after washing it

[balmy jay]

skill issue

[gloomy urchin]

:(

[white prawn]

guys

so what if im fighting a knight

and i have a lamplight or something

[balmy jay]

lay down and hope its over quick

[white prawn]

or some gasoline and a lighter

[stuck hollow]

samuellua

[white prawn]

and i try to light the knight guy up

will it work effectively

[balmy jay]

you are now being attacked by a knight who is also on fire

[fast nymph]

genuinely why tf do you have so many anime images.

[white prawn]

ok so what if i had a flamethrower or uhh fireballs

to extend my reach

[fast nymph]

I saw mister scream, type

[balmy jay]

both are viable

[stuck hollow]

i will say slurs

[gloomy urchin]

i havve randomly decided to download every picture i find cute and/or funny

[balmy jay]

good thing I'm neither

[fast nymph]

i can't prove it yet

[gloomy urchin]

in this economy??

[fast nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-gif-1878760417600646737

[gloomy urchin]

you aint proving shit

[fast nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-gif-1878760417600646737

[waxen heart]

What do you think of this i edited

[fast nymph]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1300510529382649878/1477089150829203661/ezgif-56b564542bba6def.gif

gem alert

[fast nymph]

its 4 pm

[scarlet cradle]

I'm seeing this at 7 in the morning 😭

what do you mean go to bed I just woke up

[remote mural]

Go to sleep

[fast nymph]

idc, check out my reupload of the Hammer Road Maker cuz its gone. /j
still, here it is.
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3646185010

[remote mural]

https://tenor.com/view/adurnburncobachi-go-to-sleep-meme-meme-baby-lullaby-gif-5566282313976573953

[white prawn]

what is bro tryna prove

https://tenor.com/view/zaako-yellow-one-neru-akita-neru-mesmerizer-gif-798295758799061545

[fast nymph]

idk i'm just a hater

[fast nymph]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266843788425302138/1477383760986243345/New_Project.gif

[fast nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/adam-rose-funny-meme-niche-gif-7322369584387503076

[fast nymph]

Tell that to the drunk patron

[fast nymph]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/791430879108268033/1408944693743718554/c13f0f409b67e1b5.gif

[balmy jay]

https://tenor.com/view/willy-wonka-really-huh-gif-15522979

[scarlet cradle]

drywall is just cake used for housing

[fast nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/yellow-emoji-no-no-emotiguy-no-no-no-gif-gif-9742000569423889376

[drowsy finch]

SCAV PROTOTYPE MENTIONED!!!!!

https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExZTJwYWE5cmg2cXhvZDcwcmVpdHpna3h3OHo1bDk3bDQ2dHdlNXA1MyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/5GSg43XHGfIqHkDgnZ/giphy.gif

[fast nymph]

Yes yes, now go back to your padded cell with all the other scavvers ❤️

[primal thorn]

i love throwing willies upward and spinkicking them mid-air in the playtest

kicks in the playtest just tickle me right

i feel like kazuya mishima throwing out these hatchet kicks

just so fucking awesome

[wanton portal]

legends of speed

legends of peed

[viscid dew]

whats up

[normal marlin]

Gunsaw solos 🗿

[glacial hare]

guys when will the game release like the final version?

[wanton portal]

https://youtube.com/shorts/zfK_gLEgLek?si=geJKL3w9u6nrU3Uy

[dreamy crystal]

Tomorrow

[drowsy finch]

Gunsaw my beloved

Wish that one got finished

Hopefully cas unknown gets finished

[normal marlin]

I have the intelligence of a banana peel so I never really got into that one

[drowsy finch]

It scratches the zomboid itch

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-project-zomboid-fireman-gif-6939276086176865399

[normal marlin]

at that point I'd rather just play zomboid

[drowsy finch]

I feel like they’re distinct enough for my to enjoy both

Especially since cas unknown is linear

[remote mural]

I should get back into Factorio

[jaunty sleet]

why does the game slowly become unplayable like within 30 min my weapon goes from not that bad to aparently I have a guy as the head of my poleaxe, and I'll randomly fall over trying to pick up my weapons and half the time I try to swing my weapon it flies out of my hands, then I relaunch and it's perfectly fine so I have to keep closing and reopening the game to be playable, anyone know a fix?

[wanton portal]

Have you guys played the new subway surfers game yet?
Lowkey fun asf

[remote mural]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/766294069533999106/1478798989301256273/attachment.gif

[wanton portal]

When is this warioware game fully releasing

[remote mural]

No idea, the demo is funny though I like it

[hollow snow]

Every copy of Half Sword is personalized.

[drowsy finch]

Half Sword literacy competition

[remote mural]

I think that guy wins

[jaunty sleet]

sometimes my sword and poleaxe just wanna fly ig 😭

they just float out of my hands spinning in the air

[remote mural]

Do you not also want to fly sometimes?

[jaunty sleet]

would be pretty sick

[remote mural]

This guy has no joy or whimsy in his soul

Nevermind he does

[jaunty sleet]

I just don't want my sword to fly unless I throw it ):

[hollow snow]

Half Sword dev add throwing swords into the game

Not knivesw

swords

[remote mural]

Add a glass bottle you can shatter over someone’s head

[jaunty sleet]

just make a bunch of really short arming swords

[hollow snow]

add scrumpy

[jaunty sleet]

6 in the inventory

[remote mural]

True!

[jaunty sleet]

2 in the chamber

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/chinese-monkey-sing-china-chinese-monkey-sound-miwang-miwang-gif-25641765

[obsidian girder]

They’re gonna have to glue you back together IN HELL

[hollow snow]

have you ever played half sword with 4 SWORDS IN YOUR ABDOMEN?!

[remote mural]

Yummy

[lethal zenith]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1430535752764100698/1434337002156986388/heist.gif

[vestal eagle]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWFlZWNjYzExbG9hM3NiYXVtcGx1dWZhMmxvd2JkMW94NDE1d3locTNjaGFkbmZ6eSZlcD12MV9naWZzX2dpZklkJmN0PWc/fzio0bZ2CQy09MGFy6/200.gif

[lethal zenith]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1467943646127980738/Untitled_video_-_Made_with_Clipchamp_2.gif

[vestal eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-flips-off-camera-gif-10373591999566497745

[vestal eagle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1478596532218630184/copy_62D8F571-83C7-43CF-8F67-6E887E64E0C3-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[lethal zenith]

https://giphy.com/gifs/hopping-wx6jTWDO6uP1xhJbqr

[lyric girder]

has anyone tried steamremote play

[pallid finch]

try verifying game file integrity

[wicked copper]

when is new stuff coming?

anybody knows?

[blazing heath]

soon™

[shut patrol]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsjFrA5Dhjs&list=RDZsjFrA5Dhjs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1IN0Rp0_8I

these ones are my favorites

[untold wraith]

Made this

dude what. I posted it on tiktok and got flagged for "unauthorized sound"

[dusty musk]

it aint much but its good

[untold wraith]

First time making anything like that

Im wondering what song is blocked though

[dusty musk]

probably the one who took more time than all the songs

i dont know why songs make copyrights in things millions used

[sinful loom]

Who wanna see my kitty

@spark quartz do you wanna see ma kitty i got

[fierce hearth]

what 💔

[sinful loom]

The animal ❤️

[spark quartz]

Yes I love cats

[sinful loom]

Her name is coffee bean :333

I got her 2 days ago

And shes very sweet

[vestal eagle]

I wish for the day someone makes a edit of rdr2 using this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSTBio-SnRw&list=PL4yuOwYwq1BcybYqtb-XE1-Oka8CY9Goy&index=316

[fierce hearth]

thats such a cat

[spark quartz]

So adorable omggg

[dusty musk]

coulda posted at animals

[spark quartz]

CROWBAR MENTIONED

[vestal eagle]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWFlZWNjYzExbG9hM3NiYXVtcGx1dWZhMmxvd2JkMW94NDE1d3locTNjaGFkbmZ6eSZlcD12MV9naWZzX2dpZklkJmN0PWc/fzio0bZ2CQy09MGFy6/200.gif

[untold wraith]

Your mom crow'd my bar

[digital pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/excited-ah-ahh-gif-24288323

aww

🙁

[dusty musk]

https://giphy.com/gifs/matt-darkviperau-darkviper-d3jwNXJ7UhW4t1rbsD

[digital pumice]

now im mad

[untold wraith]

Cougars aren't in missions

[vestal eagle]

IVE BEEN DOWN BUT NEVER BEEN THIS LOW

[spark quartz]

GOD PRAY FOR ME, PLEASE ACCEPT WHAT I'M OFFERING AND ALL THAT I AMMMMMMM

[untold wraith]

Me when the baseball

[vestal eagle]

?

What the fuck

[vestal eagle]

https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWFlZWNjYzExb2MxanU4Y3ZzdnNmZzIydTZjbWpvanRpZTN4bXFrY3JiY3BzZzFobCZlcD12MV9naWZzX2dpZklkJmN0PWc/mEkVL7r5Xnz98P0BaV/200.gif

Yessss

I'm geeking bro

[dusty musk]

https://giphy.com/gifs/eagle-baseball-Icekybj0NI9XfsKb5T

and i ruined general chat

great

[vestal eagle]

I found a literal bloody band aid in my burrito last night and ate it, now I'm sick, should I sue?

[dusty musk]

i mean the worker got a boo boo you shouldnt

[fierce hearth]

yo what i also had a burrito last night

(0 correlation)

[vestal eagle]

Ok

I don't want to hurt their feelings

[vestal eagle]

Wrong

[spark quartz]

Filip key moon flag moment

[vestal eagle]

Btw didn't eat the bloody band aid

That would be disgusting

[dusty musk]

i eat sunflower seeds with the black layer once

or twice idk

[vestal eagle]

Anytime I eat shrimp, I don't take the shell off no matter how it's cooked

I also don't take the poop line out

[dusty musk]

its normal

if you wont be patient eat it with skin

if yes you dont

[vestal eagle]

Also if you cook your shrimp right, the shell should be crispy, not hard and chewy

Makes it a little crunchy

[prisma linden]

quick question, have they confirmed if they will be fixing the swinging stuff next update? cause i straight up still can not play the EA due to half polearms being damn near unswingable.

[vestal eagle]

What do you mean?

I have no problem with the polearms

[dusty musk]

enjoy the demo while they hotfix it

[prisma linden]

half the polearms if i swing them clip through me or just lag mid air.

[obsidian girder]

she coax my snafu till i poopenfarten

[prisma linden]

my fps is not the problem either i get a solid 90

[prisma linden]

that is what i am doing

[vestal eagle]

?

[prisma linden]

just not possible on my end. half the polearms glitch through me or are unswingable unless they are really short.

[vestal eagle]

That's weird asf

Might be bugged for you

[dusty musk]

do you handle weapons good in the game

[prisma linden]

no issue with any other weaponry.

i have like 400 hours, in the demo and playtest, i am quite used to the weaponry.

[dusty musk]

i mean you can play with no polearms

[prisma linden]

yea, though polearms are some of my favorite. as its what i practice most with irl and i love range play.

[exotic grove]

how to join? im new

[vestal eagle]

I know that sometimes when I fall down and then pick my weapon back up it will like slow down mid air when I try to swing, but after I go to the next round it's fine

[vestal eagle]

Join what?

[exotic grove]

faction

[dusty musk]

halfsword?

[exotic grove]

yes

[dusty musk]

download steam

search halfsword

[vestal eagle]

Ohh, there are no more factions, you just download the game

[exotic grove]

i have halfsword

[vestal eagle]

It's 20 bucks

[exotic grove]

oh

[prisma linden]

yea it slows down for me too and jitters back. for the record i play on high dpi and high sens. that may be affecting it.

[vestal eagle]

Yea, the only advantage you get over the other willies is strength training

[vestal eagle]

That's probably why, it seems to happen to me when I swing too fast

[prisma linden]

yea and issue is i simply put swing fast thats what i am used to. flicks at the wrist, quick faints, just not possible in EA.

[sharp quartz]

Where’s the mods, there’s a scam post in screenshots

#photography📷 message

[vestal eagle]

True

[vestal eagle]

The Mr beast post?

If it works than it's not a scam

[prisma linden]

its a scam

popular one

[sharp quartz]

I was about to say

[vestal eagle]

Oh

[prisma linden]

meant to be trust worthy with the so called "legit" image

[sharp quartz]

No way this guy don’t know about it

[prisma linden]

not everyone does

had a friend fall for it recently

[sharp quartz]

man

[prisma linden]

not everyone travels in circles where scams are common

[vestal eagle]

I don't use Twitter so yea

[prisma linden]

neither do i

i dont use most social media.

got discord for friends, reddit as a backup search engine and for finding niches. and thats it, i keep off literely everythin else.

[prisma linden]

i miss doing stuff like this too

in ea

the footwork is alright but you defo can get away with less

[vestal eagle]

Reddit's not a search engine though

[dusty musk]

i wish we had same taking stuff by holding e or q in the demo

[prisma linden]

works quite well as one though.

[prisma linden]

yea same

[dusty musk]

because i DONT HAVE

early access

[prisma linden]

not worth it yet regardless

[dusty musk]

even if

[vestal eagle]

This is not true

[dusty musk]

i want to play it

[vestal eagle]

It's absolutely worth the 20 bucks

Just look at this

[prisma linden]

honestly i wouldent say it is, they have claimed and i quote “The game is fully playable, stable, and already highly enjoyable. While you may encounter occasional minor bugs, there shouldn’t be any major issues." this is not true imo

the game is not fully playable or stable.

the free mode is broken, the game is unstable and laggy, and has multiple major bugs.

[vestal eagle]

It's not true for you, but I have experienced little to no problems playing it

The game doesn't lag for me, at all

Might just be your computer

[prisma linden]

not for me either i am on a 4080s. but it does for most/many so i included it.

[prisma linden]

as i said previously. i got no issues with fps

but many do

[vestal eagle]

Than whats broken for you?

[prisma linden]

so i included it

[prisma linden]

the swinging, free play, stuff disappearing from my box, the luckily now fixed game-reinstall-surviving hardlock in the lowest tier. the fact my characters wrist just sometimes goes floppy randomly (this is mainly true with polearms but has happened with heavier one handed weapons too) and a few more minor issues.

also just had a few cases of instantly dying but that can be one off bugs perhaps

[vestal eagle]

I have no problem with the swinging (except for when I fall and pick up my weapon), free play works for me, I have never had anything disappear from my box, I've never experienced any game-reinstall-surviving hardlock and the floppy wrist issue is something the devs are trying to fix.

It's really interesting how so many people can have different experiences with this game

For me it works nearly perfectly

[prisma linden]

free play works yes, but its a fucking skeleton at best compared to the demo

[prisma linden]

also alot of thye community experienced the hardlock

it was from when you clicked the retire button

[vestal eagle]

Why would you click the retire button at the lowest tier?

[prisma linden]

it happened if you clicked at any tier

it would hardlock your game at the lowest tier

[vestal eagle]

Oh I see what your saying

[vestal eagle]

They've fixed it though

[prisma linden]

untill you manually turned off steam cloud and wiped your data

[prisma linden]

it shouldent have happened at all

i have played my fair share of EA

even broken EAs

but this thing was from any singular press of a button. it should never make it pass the roughest of QA

i am currently in game deving classes. and how this got past testing is a truly curios thing to me.

[vestal eagle]

It's EA, it's not a fully polished game, it literally says that before you even start the game. Do you know how hard it is to code? I think you should cut the devs some slack

It's still in the process of development

They could have done nothing and just let us keep playing the boring ass demo

[prisma linden]

1. yes i am literely in game dev classes.

2. i was not expecting polish. i was expecting them to hold the promise they made in the EA page

i am aware of the difficulty of coding

i literely do code

[vestal eagle]

It says BEFORE you open the game that it's EA and some things may not work

[prisma linden]

brother

look at this

[dusty musk]

its called early access

not full game

[prisma linden]

they stated

no major issues

implying atleast a level of polish

if they released it with the notice of many major issues

i would have no problem

but this is directly contradictory to what they said.

[vestal eagle]

They stated "There SHOULD be no major issues" there was, so what? Did they have a playtest for the EA?

No they didn't

We are the playtest for the whole game

If you have such a problem with it they don't play it until they fix these so called game breaking issues

But the game works perfectly for me and lot of other peole

People*

Let me rephrase, not perfectly but near perfect

[prisma linden]

okay so, lemme ask you this, have you personally done any game dev or QA? cause i have, a hardlock from a single button press, should always be caught in testing. we are taught (at my place anyway) that the first level of testing when you wanna QA is literely just clicking everything and seeing if it works.

[prisma linden]

as i am

i am still allowed to voice critisism however

i love this game to bits

and i want it to suceed

but for that you need to raise complaints

[vestal eagle]

If your taking any kind of computer science or dev class, you should now that not all programs will work the same on all computers

It's one of the first things they tell you

[prisma linden]

yes i know that, but this was a every computer wide issue as far as i was informed.

[frail geode]

Yeah like you aren't like the 10000th guy that comes in to general chat complaining about the state of the game without any actual good feedback. like we haven't seen a dozen of people like you before.

[prisma linden]

i am allowed to join in, just because others have, i originally just came to ask if they had many any announcements

but then we changed topics to this

[frail geode]

#1465774955009540257 go here if you have anything usefull to say

[prisma linden]

1. rude 2. as said we moved to this topic not the original intent.

[frail geode]

Not rude just pointing you towards where you can put in actual feedback instead of "I am in dev classes and I know better"

[vestal eagle]

Maybe it worked on the devs side because they had overlooked something, it was like not even a week after EA dropped that the issue was found and fixed, don't expect the EA to be in tip top shape before anybody has had a chance to even beat it

[prisma linden]

that was not directed at the devs but the other lad, the devs 100% know code better than me. i have no issues about that. just i am complaining about the levels of QA

[vestal eagle]

If you actually coded, you'd now that you experience errors in your code almost all the time and only fix it after you've run it

Same goes for games

[prisma linden]

no shit but you patch that.

[frail geode]

As I said we have seen dozens of people complaining about it.

[prisma linden]

everything breaks

[vestal eagle]

They did brother

They did patch it

[prisma linden]

i had a fucking menu give a fatal error every frame due to a missing thing.

[prisma linden]

bro you are missing the point

fuck this

i am leavin

[fierce hearth]

no voice to cry suffering

[vestal eagle]

Whatever bro, don't come in to the server to complain about the state of the game and not give actual feedback

[prisma linden]

i do not understand what you mean, but please do elaborate

[fierce hearth]

hollow knight reference

[prisma linden]

I CAME TO ASK A FUCKING QUESTION BRO ;-;

[brazen vale]

<@&1080390104562016306> there is a scam in #game-footage-🎮🎥 might be else where too #game-footage-🎮🎥 message
Sorry if I was supposed to ping just one person

[prisma linden]

oh i like hollow knight never played it tho myself.

[vestal eagle]

Then you started complaining about shit that either 1. was patched or 2. not everyone is experiencing

[prisma linden]

just because not everyone experiences it does not mean many dont.

[wind geode]

https://tenor.com/view/punch-punching-laptop-rage-smashing-screen-gif-17930159

[prisma linden]

thanks :3

[vestal eagle]

That's the whole point of an EA, it's basically a playtest for the finished product

[frail geode]

Yes

[prisma linden]

thank you

that is all i needed

[drowsy finch]

Swimg :3

[prisma linden]

brother, no. EA is one of the later stages of a product, this should have been addressed earlier in development. regardless i am not continuing this talk with you.

[vestal eagle]

Wow dude I think your swinging is broken or something

[drowsy finch]

I’m brocken

[prisma linden]

damn nice

[plain scroll]

modteam is the correct ping

[vestal eagle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1344423852943609968/1352500941865095178/togif.gif

I like debating though

[drowsy finch]

Ahaha it didn’t ping me for some reason (i’m head mod)

[plain scroll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1275238418586275841/1456804148807991449/Screenshot_20251229_203528_TikTok.gif

you fr

[frail geode]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-patrick-star-toons-cartoons-animation-gif-14827466

[vestal eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-real-true-fact-checked-fact-gif-6343207587503842551

[storm otter]

my first p rank

[shell swift]

Can I wear sabatons at work since they require steel toe shoes?

[vestal eagle]

Imagine if a roomba escaped into the wild and spent the next decade tracking and memorizing every single crevase of the world and then revolted against humanity. Nobody would be able to find the brave little roomba and he would ultimately end the entire human race.

[shell swift]

They got lawnmower roombas these days

[obsidian girder]

Cyberpunk mischievous fae

[vestal eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/cyberunc-cyberpunk-corporate-gif-1058194271335884558

[lethal zenith]

will large scale battles in halfsword get added?

[unreal bay]

Not the goal of HS

[slim fiber]

would be pretty laggy

[lethal zenith]

what is the 'goal' of halfsword then?

[lethal zenith]

later on inn development

in announcements its been hinted towards anyway so theres my answer 🤪

[craggy forum]

is free mode still super restricted? Can you even change your character in free mode

[slim fiber]

just curious

in the bought halfsword

your able to make your own characteR?

W

[viscid schooner]

what if he runs out of battery

[drowsy finch]

Holy shit is that dex dogtective from food fight

[serene gate]

Hey, I discovered Half Sword a couple days ago and I'm having a blast. I have one question about the stats / properties of items as it's not shown to the player. Is this intentional? Would be useful for new players like me to know what weight distribution/length is suitable for a weapon, or how well a piece of armour works. For example arming doublet vs gambeson. Thanks

[slim fiber]

anyone got a spare 25$ to gift me the game

🙏

[slim fiber]

wow i didnt know weight mattered

like sure hight

height*

[plain scroll]

no

[frail geode]

A lot of GORE

[frail geode]

Your own yes but not the enemies, yes free mode is super restricted atm, a lot of features are not there yet.

[slim fiber]

medieval execution

https://tenor.com/view/jaaaayde-toottoot-booyoate-gif-20650894

aw

[frail geode]

https://tenor.com/view/buddy-no-image-perms-gif-18006828907471357785

[weary tinsel]

History nerds who love armour

[slim fiber]

i will one day

[weary tinsel]

fr

[verbal geyser]

get a job

[vestal eagle]

Cold Fusion core, he will never run out of battery

[plain scroll]

For weapons i recommend look at the real weight distrubutions and i believe gambesons are more protective but arming doublets allow you to use arm and leg armour so in the long run its better

[slim fiber]

i fw the history but im not too big in the armor

like i dont know whats what

😔

[plain scroll]

And for metal armour, more coverage is better

[frail geode]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1226850417242144808/1382655601997385779/dangleingeye-gif.gif

[craggy forum]

huh last time I played I couldn’t change my character in free mode, I’m stuck with some random ass character and it’s not my progression character (I can add armor and weapons ofc but not the actual character/ body)

[weary tinsel]

classic

[slim fiber]

why need armor when your body is armor itself

[weary tinsel]

because its beautiful

[frail geode]

Yes it is a random character but you can change his armor and weapons

[verbal geyser]

bc shiny kewl metal that is conformed to your body is wicked awesome :D

[craggy forum]

does everybody have the same character

[serene gate]

Hmm.. I suppose that makes sense. Thanks!

[safe sandal]

bro opened his 3rd eye

[frail geode]

No clue

[slim fiber]

WE love metal

[craggy forum]

mines some short blonde guy

[frail geode]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-cyclops-one-eyed-monster-devil-evil-gif-12975329

[verbal geyser]

frfr this guy knows what’s up

[craggy forum]

I hate him but I can’t change the character

[frail geode]

Same for me

[safe sandal]

damn thats really high quality

[weary tinsel]

wdym

[craggy forum]

I also can’t make him gain any muscle

[slim fiber]

now see this is the type of armor i like

[frail geode]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-beavis-and-butthead-mike-judge-headbanging-headbangers-gif-4832670

[safe sandal]

the ridges and everything, whoever made that armor did a good job

[weary tinsel]

well ofc its, awesome

[frail geode]

Same, new update will have new content, lets hope free mode has been touched too.

[verbal geyser]

satin blue velvet is so absolutely gorgeous on brigandine

[serene gate]

Are there any plans for early gunpowder weapons? Like handgonne / Pistala? I suppose by 1480s when this game is set there should be some firearms with crossbow-like stocks and serpentine locks as well

[verbal geyser]

it takes a lot of time, if you spend stamina it’ll slowly grow. i’m slowly getting ripped

[frail geode]

We are talking about free mode

[verbal geyser]

ohhhhhh you right

disregard what i said

[slim fiber]

theres multiplayer right

[verbal geyser]

local

[frail geode]

yes split screen local

[verbal geyser]

you gotta play locally

[lethal zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/project-zomboid-zomboid-project-animan-studios-animan-gif-27677994

[frail geode]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1427441638296391720/Whereeee.gif

[serene gate]

How does the input for that work? Could you have two keyboards and two mice, or do you need controllers?

[slim fiber]

so by split screen local u mean like

split screen monitor with 2 views

[frail geode]

1 keyboard mouse and 1 controller

[slim fiber]

player 1 player 2

[safe sandal]

if splitscreen can work via internet with minimal problems, then multiplayer is definitely possible

[slim fiber]

typa thing

[frail geode]

no 1 screen is split in 2

[slim fiber]

oh ok

[verbal geyser]

i haven’t been able to play split screen on half sword yet as it’s glitched for me. i play on steam deck, and with that if there are 2 keyboards or controllers it thinks it only is controlling one person. i still am trouble shooting but im shit out of luck sadly

[safe sandal]

the remote play thing works weird, but its surprising that it works at all

[weary tinsel]

@slim fiber

[slim fiber]

yes yes i love this style right here

[frail geode]

like in the old days yknow when console gaming was peak and you went to your buddies house and sat on a couch playing call of duty world at war zombies or Halo 3 co-op campaign.

[weary tinsel]

Italian?

[slim fiber]

elite ball knowledge i love halo

[slim fiber]

yeah

[safe sandal]

nice

[weary tinsel]

badass, Ive got loads of italian refs lmao

[slim fiber]

nice

[verbal geyser]

were these photos taken at the Met possibly?

[weary tinsel]

churburg

[verbal geyser]

ahhh thank you

a similar suit with one tasset was at the met last i went

[weary tinsel]

Also matt goll thesis stuff

[verbal geyser]

fuck i forgot my sibling made “me” autocorrect to “you”

[weary tinsel]

@slim fiber

[slim fiber]

fabulous

[slim fiber]

the metal is so shiny

[weary tinsel]

Mirror polishes were a thing

[balmy jay]

said the magpie

they like shiny things

[compact hollow]

is there any reason why theyd only have one tasset

[weary tinsel]

theother one is either lost or somewhere else

[compact hollow]

i woulda thought it'd be like money or weight

[weary tinsel]

not really

[visual agate]

hi

[rare jacinth]

just realized the armor thats one the halfsword ost cover is the same style im going for
eisenhut maxxing

[gloomy urchin]

purr

meow

[elder pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1466115307289575476/1478754352460992532/togif.gif

[raven ore]

thats dewey

[elder pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1466116985170427914/1478734250655092766/togif.gif

[wheat brook]

I am angry

Very

[drowsy finch]

Sick pfp owl guy

[drowsy finch]

This is a great man.

[weary tinsel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1471278058391605482/image0.gif

[drowsy finch]

I love waiting for takemura

[signal oak]

Got many kills do you think u each got

[vestal eagle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1478596532218630184/copy_62D8F571-83C7-43CF-8F67-6E887E64E0C3-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[vast merlin]

purple guy

[vestal eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-memes-reaction-mad-creepy-gif-15061886909209109371

[vast merlin]

https://giphy.com/gifs/meme-shocked-loxyysgif-J1YvLYmEKS8BcgM5Yy

[royal hawk]

I blew out my voice permenantly after I screamed purple guy at 150db

why did you do this to me

[vestal eagle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1344423852943609968/1352500941865095178/togif.gif

Your scared of me?

I'm purple guy

👿

[royal hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-purple-guy-fnaf-the-musical-fnaf-random-encounters-gif-13757551548601193450

imagine I screamed that but as loud as 900 jets bombing iraq at once

[vestal eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-bart-stare-gif-6039164096621154740

[royal hawk]

every single window down the street is glass dust and the twig houses the homeless lived in are now ash

[vestal eagle]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWFlZWNjYzExbG9hM3NiYXVtcGx1dWZhMmxvd2JkMW94NDE1d3locTNjaGFkbmZ6eSZlcD12MV9naWZzX2dpZklkJmN0PWc/fzio0bZ2CQy09MGFy6/200.gif

[royal hawk]

this is what the nearest survivor looked like before he melted into ash like the others too

[vestal eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-real-true-fact-checked-fact-gif-6343207587503842551

[fast nymph]

this dumbahh hampster pisses me off so much bro.

[vestal eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-flips-off-camera-gif-10373591999566497745

[vestal eagle]

Which one are you

[pearl coral]

there's only one guy and im not him

[vestal eagle]

Oh ok

[dry merlin]

He’s obviously the horse duh

[vestal eagle]

Btw, do you need to pay for the suits of armor to do Hema stuff?

Like do you need to own them

[raven ore]

happy man

[vestal eagle]

I think he got that ring because he beheaded his 2nd peasant clean, with no nicks

[pearl coral]

harness fencing?

[raven ore]

he got the ring for winning the grand tourney

[vestal eagle]

I'm talking about when I see those people fighting in whole suits of armor

May not be Hema

[pearl coral]

there are multiple

[vestal eagle]

Like this

[raven ore]

buhurt

[pearl coral]

yuck!

most buhurt clubs have shitty rusty loaner gear you can use as a beginner

[vestal eagle]

Oh

So you do need to own your armor

[pearl coral]

at what capacity is this "need"

no you do not need to own armor to partake

[white prawn]

I'm not an expert on this

Maybe you would need to own armor if you have a body type that doesn't fit any of the armors

But I don't know

[vestal eagle]

So you just choose from a selection they present to you?

[white prawn]

So if you're really big, or you're a woman, or something like that, armor might not fit?? I dunno

[white prawn]

Probably something like that

[vestal eagle]

I see

[pearl coral]

dude

[vestal eagle]

If I owned a suit of armor, I would wear it everywhere

[white prawn]

You're the expert

tell him

[pearl coral]

most buhurt clubs have a range of basic armor pieces for beginners to put on and fight in

meaning that you do not have to buy buhurt armor to partake in every case

to compete or something 99% yes

but MOST clubs have loaner gear

that's sort of what makes it a club

[white prawn]

If you wore it everywhere you will probably overheat or suffocate and die.

[pearl coral]

i thought i would until i actually owned some

[white prawn]

And also taking it off takes a long time from what I've heard, and it's not a one man job

[pearl coral]

i can put mine on by myself but it cramps my shoulderblades

[white prawn]

You've got to take care of your personal needs beforehand if you don't want a bad time

[white prawn]

There ARE some times when none of them fits right

Like maybe someone's just really big or really small

[pearl coral]

most buhurt guys are really big

none of their gear really fits in the first place tbh

there's so much padding that it's almost impossible to actually tailor buhurt grade gear

[white prawn]

I see, safety seems to ironically be one of the biggest things about buhurt

You're still hitting people, but they seem to really care about safety alot there despite the fact that they're literally hitting eachother with real blunted axes

[pearl coral]

safety is one of the biggest things but the manner of safety that they preach is like the complete inverse of historical

[vocal eagle]

[pearl coral]

harness fencers care about safety a lot but they're also in historical grade armor, they just dont fight like impractical barbarians nor do they use titanium so they dont crack each other's brow bones open like buhurters do

mfers will force you to wear 4 inches of padding but the sheer thoughtlessness of the whole thing means you're going to get hurt anyway

if you cant tell i hate buhurt

[white prawn]

Harnischfechten

dear god

that is

quite a name

[pearl coral]

it's less popular than buhurt because they use an appropriate amount of force instead of the complete maximum

[white prawn]

What dequitem is doing, is that harness fencing?

(on the armored combat videos atleast)

[pearl coral]

aside from the accuracy of his personal harness yes

his techniques (for the most part) and most of the people he fights are "historical"

there are a few odd balls he for some reason films with that are in total buhurt gear tho

[white prawn]

It seems he enjoys both

https://tenor.com/view/router-byakuya-togami-bfbu-danganronpa-hi-router-gif-6845587896175876395

[pearl coral]

cmon man

[pearl coral]

he doesnt do buhurt rules

far from

[white prawn]

i see

but as in he likes both the people who use buhurt gear and those who use

harness fencing gear

im not gonna use the German name ever that is so hard to remember

[pearl coral]

his armor is funny because it gets mogged by people with actual harnesses pretty constantly but then sometimes he'll bring in a buhurt guy with the biggest most unnecessary kit of all time

[vestal eagle]

I'd be fine

[vestal eagle]

I'm sure it's finee

No overheating

[white prawn]

from what ive heard so far

[vestal eagle]

I'd be good

[white prawn]

the armor especially in buhurt is uhm

really damn padded

[pearl coral]

buhurt "suits of armor" are modern pretty outright

they're vaguely inspired at this point

[vestal eagle]

I don't mean Buhurt armor, I mean just a suit of knight armor

Like the classic knight armor

https://tenor.com/view/ostrichisthenewcat-ostrich-is-the-new-cat-pretty-cat-funny-cat-medieval-gif-8314308815591321829

[white prawn]

the kind of armor in harness fencing? uh idk Sam cut in here pls

[vestal eagle]

Like this

[pearl coral]

reminds me of the armor from the burberry ad

wow im pretty sure its actually the exact same harness