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Lowkey forgot this game eexisted for 2 years
Halfsword got competition
whats that
does anyone know what drinking the poison does for the abyss?
\
can't find any info on google
it just means ur killing yourself with poison to go to the abyss
the phrasing of it is confusing
oh lol
people still play ts
i thought it was like an extra debuff for better rewards or smth
Wanna play?
Side node,
Does anyone know how to close the game while in abyss? No zombies have spawned for like an hour so I've just left the game open
#game-footage-🎮🎥 message
Can you not press the ESC key?
That kills your character doesn't it?
I don't know
Mhm.
You can try ALT-F4
I'm not asking literally how to close the game
that may put you back in the abyss when you relaunch the game
I'm asking how to close the game without killing my character, my baron armor is uninsured
He's dead
Whats the question? Im too lazy to scroll up
we need head exploding
We need online multiplayer
that’s gonna take a long while
definitely is dude with all those physics
devs have said there won't be any multiplayer other than splitscreen
Cuz they prolly make everything else before online so it runs a lot smoother
Dang
How does that even work
My sister only plays sum infinity nikki or whatever that is so i couldnt tedt it out
The game is meant to be single player, Splitscreen is just for people to scratch that MP itch if they have..like..friends..to play with
fri*nds
Assuming halfsword players have friends
can someone pls help me with my halfsword, when I open the game and chose the gruesome level it deosnt work so i can play
A bold assumption to ever make
real
Woah is that Einstein
Nobody has any of that
chat who the frick is gray still plays
I have heard of him but I forgot about him
hes like
Let's Game it Out
yk him
i was... in 4th grade i think
Dunno who this is

I look down on all the youth
Even I know who that is!!
And im old
And out of touch
And stupid
I only asked cause all the happy wheels people are yapping about GSP instead of Jacksepticeye
I always hated that guy
Why do you hate sean ? :(
Hes a sean but aint no bean
Ha
That was clever
Get it, it was a joke about Sean bean
Shawn? Idk but my joke was great
there should be a ragebait mechanic
every time you insult your enemy it gets harder
or
they try harder
and tire themselves out faster
I am so happy I decided to play as a scout today
todat
im about to turn 18 im not the youth
im a big boy
be good for your team pls
I main driller
I only play scout rarely lol
driller is the best class
hands down
genuinely
yes
I use the definitly not a microwave secondary
yeh
Is there going to be online?
for scout I use the m1000 and the boomstick,
really helps with the, old soviet grandpa look
ROCK AND STONE
didnt get any reward too
beat the lord tourney
expect the money
you get a piece of armor every time you complete the tourny
how do i reset
delete save file manually
where
im assuming the common steamapps file
If animals didnt whant to be eaten then why are they made out of food then
how do i reverse grip a knife
dont feel bad
u can only do it with rondel daggers
funny thing is the gif was actually pretty similar to this
but it was an entire wikipedia page on seals with a gif of one sliding across the ground at the bottom
how do i do iot
im pretty sure its just the default way of holding it for some
poor guy :(
He went for a swim
Crispy guy
nicotine nic
silly head
knight of seven kingdoms peak
genuinely remove the shoulder shields bigger than the targe from the knight tier
Watch Untitled by steemedhamm and millions of other Half Sword videos on Medal. #halfsword
My lord hedgeborn, SWITCH GRIP
Then i wouldnt have been able to epicly deflect his opener
He almost made it 💔
dying on the floor in the abyss rn bcuz my Willie won't stop rubbing his fat fucking forehead on the cobblestone and damaging himself
Sounds about right
The abyss is so ass
so fucking frustrating dude
I would never wish the abyss on my worst enemy
farthest i've ever gotten in the EA abyss and THIS is how i die
holy shit I got up
damn my fault bruh wtf
and then the zombie miraculously gets up and bites you again the moment you're healthy enough to stand
Yup lmaoo
Thankfully I already paid off all of my souls, so I didn't actually lose my character
progression is way too laggy for me so i just play abyss
although i did have fun when i tried
idk it's just too laggy in the later tiers
oh dude and
and
it's so annyoing
when you wanna steal something from a zombie
but you accidentally kill them
and there's too much shit in the way your willie keeps grabbing instead of the zombie
so you just watch it disintegrate
Yup
just lost a nice ass ocular sallet to that
I love trying to grab stuff like a weapon, but my Willie just refuses to pick it up
It's like he can't pick shit up with his right hand
Have to use the left hand
what about the cat hiding in the shadows?
BONK
wjhat no that's a zombie are you stupids
🙁
meow
i wish they would give us gold sabatons for shoes instead of the garbage we get...
Mrrp
should i keep this forged spear or use this guy's pointed billhook
spear. they did billhooks so dirty
yeah true the billhooks kinda feel like shit now
feel like they were made out of shit from the slums
Lmao
threw his ass 😭
accidentally lost my spear :(
Jeeeeesus
lmfao
that stick is my favorite peasant beater 🙂
style points
i should really make a compilation of abyss "holy shit just fucking die" moments
SSShitstorm as the ultrakillers would say
are the zombies really as bad as people say
i dont have EA
they're ridiculously tanky
i guess you can dismember them really easily though
just hit them in the head really hard and they die
easy to knock them over and then do that
i have no precision i can't do ts
this also works with people irl
and they always drop their weapons right away lol
try it
question!
they drop their weapon but then they have like a pavise or something and they keep flailing that shit around every time you try to chop them
abyss stops being fun in the higher tiers. they should make the revenant ranks vary more significantly
what
i enjoyed fighting zombie knights!
It's a drag doing 3v1's constantly forever!!
Like I can only smack John Armor in the head and strip him of his armor so many times before it gets upsettingly boring!
average abyss run
this is what makes backing up one's save important
average abyss run (2)
anything is good against peasants. lemme see it against a knight
Alrighty
the normal coffin isn't even big enough for the player, they should really make a bigger model
the coffin is cool and all but they definitely need a better approach
a bigger coffin would still be hard to get out of
ask the question
i notice theres a ton of other language channels on this server. does that mean all you mods know atleast some of the other langauges? 👀
he-he-hell naw
ah. so how does moderation work over there>?
i can read french at a moderate level but we rely on people to report things to us
o
i dont think they're going to translate every single message all day long...
@indigo hare and @spark quartz have all day
really missing that spear i had
I actually know enough of every one of those languages to just get by with moderation
impressive
I lied
You made me feel guilty
Why would you do that?
🤣
Im a liar and a bad person
Same we should go get hibachi sometime
Thanks, I forgot who made it but, someone really cool made it
JACKPOT
We can heckle the chef
all of my coworkers relentlessly heckle me every time they see me because im awkward but im happy to unite the people and brighten days with my existence
When he throws food at my mouth i respond by breaking a plate on the hibachi stove
does anyone else have an aversion to being patted on the head because it makes you blink
This is smart because it encourages them to kick you out of the restaurant
You're like the bitch from riddle school 7
i just dont like blinking against my will
Mine are always lubricated
hope that doesnt get to you. just remember people like to give eachother shit. especially in high stress places like work
😔
It's not a bad thing!
Oh yeah well, Youre like uh
I think ur one eyelidless eye is cool
in these cases i like to think if it werent me it would be someone else and i am mightier than someone else so i am fit to bear the burden
Yoi? 😵💫
It’s spelled you*
spelld*
dish it back sometimes. will definitely earn you some respect
thank gossh, I finished my assignments :D
its mostly because on days i work i dont have the mental bandwidth to make proper conversation or do proper improv so i just stare at people like a frog when they talk to me for too long
and also because they catch me waving my hands over humidifiers and chugging water
et cetera .
Alternatively, let them continue and then fake having an emotional crisis because of the mistreatment, threaten to sue them if they don’t fire the guys who are doing it, and then quit after they get fired
peak
Discord drama:
So true sheep, so true
Yeah!
Some fucking piece of fucking shit little fucking rat drank my coca cola
my old dagger holder broke so i have a new configuration using handmade leather tools of my former ironworker grandfather
I swear to god I'm going to fucking KILL the offender of this crime
Woagh that's dope as heck yo
Sleep time
the only downside is that properly made leather is a ways heavier than whatever chinesium alloy i was boasting beforehand
why does rali get to constantly break rule #7? 🙁
i want to buy a scabbard for my arming sword but i also dont want to have to wait even longer to buy my dumbass helmet
I need to commission a leather sheath for my mammoth bone ulu knives
I WANT SPECIAL IMMUNITY TOO! D:
HI EASTY POO
I've never tagged anyone ever!
i want a baller blue scabbard..
bro is it
hi railway
I'm not the bitch from IT !! 
i am raymun fossaway irl
Girl / Lady / Woman*
It ackshually says lack of good sense; foolishness because my name is a pun!!!
this is who u defending btw way 
hot
Even though I'm not against shaming people, I'm still gonna shame you !!!
cant shame someone who is already shameless
never watched it
Is it annygooooodo????
its alright.
Here ya go
super long series that makes you go "what the fuck is this plot? what the fuck are these people even doing" but i guess thats the point...
They're shamelssing !!! They're so shameless!!
i didn;'t really like the new scream moviee ngl lie lie
getting downed feels so shit
like i get making the player super weak because they're bleeding out and in pain but like dude, i'm watching my character writhe in pain and i'm spamming buttons but there's absolutely no feedback
what song you playin?
Reign in Blood
unresponsiveness is the worst feelinge ver
I just think I'd be able to get up even if I got lightly tapped by literally anything at all
when you tryna swing your polearm but then willie lets go with his upper hand for no reason
Dude the helmet coming off is such an amazing feature
choom's gotta invest in some headstrappz
cleanest disarm of my whole career. and nobody had to get hurt!
Holy shit I just made the new weapon meta
The short short sword
Doesn't get any better than this
...my stuff
this is how you know a level is gonna be peak
everything is gone????????????///
Oh hell yes
now throw it against the wall and suck the milk out of it
Thought you were a freak until it turned out you were just completing the bit
facebook got me
submission brawl the goat
my oxygen not included colony is like 270 cycles old and is still being run by 3 coal generators
imagine using other generators smh smh couldnt be me
mrow
meow
chat is dead so im gonna say some horrid opinion
cyberpunk gameplay wasnt fun
cyberpunk story was like 7/10 at best
was there even lore to cyberpunk
cyberpunk had a nice open world but lack of stuff made it mid
I just seen some crappy mobile game using halfsword demo in their ad to make their game look like halfsword 🥀
it’s called “gladiator simualator arena war” or something it’s so buns
Yeah its easier to rip someone elses content until you get a cease and desist than it is to make your own content
what vibeslopping does to a man
Whats that
another word to the slopslop pile
not sure its progressing to fast for me to catch up
Yeah not even the brainrot filter can keep up

Official Music Video for Swing, Swing performed by The All-American Rejects
#TheAllAmericanRejects #SwingSwing
what is this bruh
how do you manually fall
Jump while running forward
Or bash your head on the fence
that shit did NOT work
also i wanna fall on my back
Glub
run into something
Holding space, then shift, then forward when you’re midair was what I thought the tech was
Cannae rember :(
POV: You left your axe in the wagon in the medieval era and you're too lazy to climb it
Ghost Recon Wildlands should have been first person
I got a cactus monster
far cry
Basically
Far Cry but tacticool
Apparently the next ghost recon game is first person
meow (slur)
bwaaaa
damn, these bees are NOT joking around
That fish is NOT that small
Yes, it is
No it’s not
Delusional
The fish is observably larger
Nuh uh
fixing the wagon I see
My mates lowkey hella tuff
The ripe bananas
Song?
is ts peak
dont do it again
i actually thought it was the finals general chat lmao
why so
cuz ill get mad
why donchu want an online mode and vr mode
their priorities is kinda weird tbh
we already got almost any possible weapon in this game
its not free mode yet
and they want to add more lol
cant see glocks yet
half gun
half life
oh yeah that shit stinks
actual buns of a cash grab game
$2 USD for an ax that you can lose on death
I just saw deers
Half sword
Is this real
My name is anderdingus
fym
you just lost The Game
fuck you
Jojo fans when he jojo it
Look its Adam Sandler as a playlist icon
FALSE
yeah i havent played it but i can just tell its so ahh
most mobile games are buns anyways
That means Kay was gay all this long?
Finally finished the forge after long hours of grinding
Thats a lot of moodles 
all fixable though
Its mostly from carrying the stones to make the advanced furnaced
How do I make cross play work?
ay what does the supporter pack give
You’re in that house again
Mantic !! :D

What house?
North of MD

how much did it cost
1200 great british squids
Nope :3
I wanna pester my artist so they finish my art faster but I juuuust texted them yesterdayzerz
da moth art?
Yeah
I need to decide the lore with them
I wanna make them like vortigaunts where they can perceive time non linearly
where is save file?
Vortigaunts are sooo coool
cant find it
GalinaWHAT
Galunga
dang thats actually pretty cheap im assuming its a low end pc?
midrange id say
It cost you 1200 SQUID?????
what specs?
I already forgot lel
I dont got it yet 
right click on your task bar
What if the guy you ordered it from runs off with it :(
then go to task manager
Think they meant the pc itself 😭
I havent got the computer yet
Anyway how do i install task manager 
first you have to send me 1000 dollars
Task manager is just bloatware, dw about it
if you are using windows
How much is that in squid
its quite useful
quite quite useful
idk like, 1000 squids
how is it bloatware twin
745 squids
It doesn’t even do anything aside from eating resources
like if i accidentally load up a heavy game which takes ages to load and doesnt close down easy then task manager instakills it
Like
Like I’m tryna play games and task manager has NO storage
Woawg … 
you can use it to check your specs temperature and force close and check your resources
idk how it eats your resources
yap
agreed
it doesnt
its not like you're forced to have it open 24/7 nor does it run in the background
sybabu
"sybabu"
Happiest UK resident
sybabu
I love this video
filip don't be mean
what the hell does it mean
Yes
sybabubu
i cant be the only person who hates all these abbreviations genuinely they annoy me so much
like "pmo and sybabu"
Why do you hate cuttlefish ? ::((
sybabu doesnt mean anything 💔
This is how I imagine Willie in his spare time
its syba u
the only slang i cannot stand is how the word slay is being used
i know
ik u know
Willie stares in a corner in his spare time
i cant stand any of it
bro might be unc
I don’t need to speculate any temperature on my computer! I know it’s 100000 degrees Celsius !!
im guaranteed younger than you
Fr, the era of abbreviations are over, we don't need to data mash text or shorten words so it won't be as hard to type shit in a pager or a small ass phone from the 2000's
We have big keyboards now
And big phones
yeah
young in body old in brain
✅
Willie does this in his spare time
how very counter culture of you
what does that mean
yes im stupid
it means you go against the grain of what is considered normal or popular within your current generation either as a way to seem unique or interesting when in reality it just comes across as corny, or you're serious but everybody is serious when confronted with the notion they're not serious and simply playing a charade
interesting
well yes im serious
i genuinely think the people in my generation are complete morons
too many words can’t read it
bro is NOT albert einstein
@grok kill him
no
and all the other variations
bad jake
I say brodie
i suppose that isnt so bad
Not in real life though that would be corny
yeah
in real life
i speak quite formally
lil gup for small bros
or proper
i very very rarely use slang
over text i just type in varying different ways
ok im gonna go now bye bye
Trench Crusade W
21?
This HAS to be against the rules
Bro
i have a hole in my shoes
Me just saying that reminded that mfs hate it when I tell them they are breaking the rules when they aren't
Literally anywhere
wdym its just danny devito
Its from that show its always sunny
Just say or type "your breaking the rules buddy" and they get so pissed
I love always sunny
I wonder how the big Ep would react to his likeness now
En I mean
Fuck
Wrong one
Einstein godamnit
Ik, it was just instinct, my bad
After a bit of the afterglow from the EA release wearing off I’m lowkey disappointed with the changes to the physics systems & lack of difficulty with EA
I have been attempting the baron in the demo for some 20+ hours after about that long getting to the ultimate challenge but there’s so much left to be desired in the EA
Some objective based modes and story are needed methinks alongside tweaks to the weapon control system
I think they should develop game mods based around the lore and art they have
Thats will change, the phisics will be touched and tweak mcwonder stated such and the next update brings content, lets not forget the ea is still an ea, its quite an insane game for what it is
I do agree the ai needs a brain update though
It is Early Access afterall
The game isn't done yet
Whos that
The creator of Nier and Drakengard
Oh ok
That’s not a billhook ? :(
i love getting stabbed through plate armor with a tiny sword and dying
Same bro
How can i use a ps4 controller for the local multiplayer??
and my head just got ripped off by a zombie even though i was wearing an armet
They have what now?
(I lost internet like 2 days before release)
Did you find him?
new abyss enemy
Uhhh no, my truck needed repairs (like 1k including tools)
I see
Oh my god, is truck ok??
What happened??
And why do you need tools there
I don't like that son of a bitch
I'm sorry
dont be sorry, be better
Need to melt the bolts out
is that walter ehrmanhtraut
thats just an old dude
walter ehrmantraut if he was retirement age
It's cyberunc
Is the game after early access free?
Money
American?
No
Lucky
Europian
Ah
Wym
America stinks
Damn
-# I don't like them either
-# i hate all bugs ngl
What’s that bud I couldn’t hear you over this giant burger I was eating and all the freedom around and uhhh… all the uhh… Fahrenheit and shit
Dude so true tho
gurt
Cute my fucking ass
I'll eat those motherfuckers

I fucking love that scene lmao
My favorite scene from that movie is where Bones jumps on Nebbercrackers lawn and starts saying "I'm on your lawn Nebbercracker" and rips his grass up
SO funny
I love it

Tf
thank the lord my native lebanon is still there
thats my last message..
that aint your punishment though💔
z0mg
anyone who has seen the new primal episode make gifs now
maybe you should revise your tactics
LMAO
Milkulet !!
what kinda gameplay even is rain world
peak
im interested in playing it
Platforming and evasion with mild combat
its very good looking
You should give casualties unknown a wee try too
what is that?
It is
Pretty sad too
But lots of fun
Very fleshed out mechanics too
Oh my god. It even has furries
It’s not finished, but you can get around 5 layers deep before it loops you
Runs can be pretty long assuming you don’t want the Experiment to kill itself and live a happy and healthy life
There’s also two more playable characters inbound
its the teleport game i forget the name its like one of the first roguelites
This is Casualties: Unknown…!
ill download it
teleglitch for context
oh boy this really is a furry game
Lol yeah
Try to remain open minded
things you should not say while playing a furry game
morrowind is a furry game
shhhhhh
truth nuke
morrowind has fantasy furries yes but thats different
i like that game
id say the furries are slaves so its different but they would probably like that
The difference is that cas unknown is fun
take that back man
I’m positive the story is good, the gameplay is unbearable
goofy ah helmet
its true
I like these helmets but I HATE the forehead clipping thru the seams
parkor
looks fine to me
what is wrong with this helmet
There was this one helmet
I’ll @ you when I see it again in like 3 weeks :)
oki
Yaay :>
i just broke my legs and died
Yeah that’ll happen
cool game though
Gotsta watch ur falls
Yeagh!!
I’m only gonna play it once there’s an ending
It’s unbearably sad and I don’t like the only ending being death rn
does it just loop until you die?
For now
There's frequent updates
Yet another EA title
Why does prick seem like such a personal curse word
its aggressive
@lofty kindle will narrow passage and the 2 other cards shown in the trailer release in early access or the full game
where is the man in your pfp from
I have no idea
Kaban is that you!?
What
This jit cracks jokes
Broken ass game
what weapons skill do you main
"this server sucks" *starts sucking *
All.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
booboo fart
@naive marsh
When the booboo be fartin 😂🫱boii
@stuck island
When the booboo.. be boobooing?
mmmfgghhh
WHAT THE HELL
Calm down bud
Oh
You British mate
Innit?
Innit mate?
Innit?
Sorry
you flippin got him
To be honest, I don't have much to say on this. The ragebait is appalling at best
Your mother called me appalling too buddy. Gottem 😂🫱
The brits will never recover after that one
holy freak you just MURDERED them
sorry for cursing its just... wow...
silly mongoose
Box 15 Danganronpa OST
False
Why u lyin
Mods can we ping all please
Chats dying
Casual wake up call
Not even the mods are active rn
Idk man I rememebr I put that in one of my clios
I didn't actually go back and listen to it
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Anywhere but Here · Mayday Parade
Anywhere but Here
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Engineer: Alex Garcia
Guitar: Alex Garcia
Guitar: Brooks Betts
Mixing Engineer: David Bendeth
Pr...
Can't say freak here mate, you'll get banned
Fail
fail
le epically tho
Time to party like it's 2023.
Man did anything even happen in 2023?
the pandemic ended during that year
Arasaka tower literally got nuked wdym 😭
Lol, lmao
I keep forgetting that was even a thing
yeah buy yuou gotta hype it up like it was the worst thing ever
People in the 1300s were lucky they didn't have to deal with "the pandemic"
Haha yeah....

I remember they kept announcing new versions of it and eventually people just stopped giving a shit and then the entire issue just went away
Wish common cold would do the same, I've had it like three tines over this winter gone by
fr the uv index has been nothing but 11 the last 3 months
Humanity came only a hairs width away from running out of toilet roll. Would have been disastrous.
Fuck common cold, when can we abolish allergies
Sorry
I pray on your down fall 🙏
Me too dude
Hope that guy falls in a tub of dookie or something

Seems its the only thing you can think of 😭
Mmmffgghhh
It’s the furthest my humor goes atp. My brain has been mush ever since Dan tdm scat instagram.
he looks like hes about to start a christmas carol
What....?


