general-catfish-🐱🐟

[royal hawk]

holy shit

6.6kg greatsword

[patent jungle]

ts is so cute

[royal hawk]

aww what's his name?

absolutely adorable

[patent jungle]

snowpie

hes my new pet

[royal hawk]

feed him well!

[patent jungle]

sure will do ❤️

[little tartan]

i feel like the physics def got worse in the last patch somehow

my guy suddenly feels like he has chronic wasting disease

[royal hawk]

I noticed my weapons are getting stuck into the ground more often than not now too

[little tartan]

that too

[alpine wedge]

what happened??
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/m9RirtiTBXbTPr3S5?invite=cr-MSxXNG4sMjU3MDEzNzQw&v=195

[little tartan]

if i ever get disarmed and try to pick up any longer weapon it just gets shoved in the dirt

[royal hawk]

they'd rather kill themselves than fight you lmao

good riddance

[royal hawk]

me when I wake up

[patent jungle]

i gave him another nose hole so he can breathe better ❤️

[royal hawk]

how thoughtful of you! he wouldn't of been able to breathe out of his nose because of blood if you didn't open his nasal cavity!

[patent jungle]

why did his head inflate and grow a weird tumor on the top

[royal hawk]

because he didn't get his proper medical treatment of death

[strong talon]

blew the boy's brains out

[patent jungle]

why is he so caked 💔

holy shit

an fps with half sword type gore would be peak ngl

and yea ik dead island 2 exists but i mean like a tactical war game

[royal hawk]

bro imagine in like 20 years

there's gonne be a game so hyper realistic with gore it's gonne traumatize someone

[patent jungle]

id say 10

[royal hawk]

yeah that's more like it

[patent jungle]

we just need to mix bodycam + half sword

[royal hawk]

ai too

[patent jungle]

wait i think there was a vr game

blood trail

[royal hawk]

never heard of it

[patent jungle]

naw fuck ai vro

[royal hawk]

for like rendering and stuff that would require a crazy pc for

like frame gen

[patent jungle]

ai games are so ahh

ogh

oh

[royal hawk]

which is a good thing

yea

[patent jungle]

i mean im nott agaisnt using ai to make songs for games, or like shit but fully ai games with weird ahh models, and those ai slop videos pmo

[royal hawk]

there's this super controversial ai game on steam rn that's 100% made by ai

some stupid vampire 2d rpg

looks garbage

[patent jungle]

im using ai just for soundtrack of my unreal engine game since i dont have time or money for real instruments or fl studio cooking

and i dont think thats that bad

but just straight making a janky game with every asset being ai

[royal hawk]

that's pathetic yeah, could be seen as an insult to actual indie devs

the game had a lot of players that's why people were mad

[patent jungle]

i bet its so ahh

[royal hawk]

it is

100%

none of the sprites look the same

music sounded like a bad DMT trip

[patent jungle]

lol

[royal hawk]

so every exact night and morning in game I train, super useful for muscle gain, also starting at peasant gives you more time to get shredded

[patent jungle]

what the fuck is this 💔

[royal hawk]

ai slop from the other side of the globe

[patent jungle]

ill try that

also ill try to start modding ea

[royal hawk]

also at night I always clear the souls so I don't get fucked if I die

10p per soul

too op

needs a nerf

[patent jungle]

i remember i once got an ad it was a really janky half sword clone and the ad showed playest clips and ai gladiator shit

[royal hawk]

also I train before any tourney

[royal hawk]

ew

I've been using a uh

6.6kg sword

heaviest sword possible

[patent jungle]

i just confront them with my flail and armor

[royal hawk]

when I get super super buff it'll be so op

[patent jungle]

swords are gonna get u lots of soulds lol

souls*

[royal hawk]

thankfully you can just buy em out

costed like 7k for the sword too...

I've made it twice but didn't insure it cause it was expensive, ofc I lost them

FINALLY insured it

[patent jungle]

dw when u get to veteran u wont kill much + ur literally buffed agaisnt zombies

once u get armor u already are op for zombies

[royal hawk]

dw I'm beyond done with this game

doing challenges now

[patent jungle]

oh lol

[royal hawk]

and trying to get good with other weapons

[patent jungle]

is ts good for veteran

[royal hawk]

yeah seems fine

[patent jungle]

i havent beated it yet and i have 29 hours

[royal hawk]

rip

I put 80 hours into the demo before I got early access, got it like the first 10 seconds it came out

I have like

50 hours on the dot now for early access

[patent jungle]

i got it like 30 mins after

[royal hawk]

nice

btw

when you get to lord tourney you gotta beat it like 8 times to get the full baron set

each time you win you get a new piece

[patent jungle]

damn

[royal hawk]

doing veteran tourney now

you should hire mercenaries

[patent jungle]

nah i dont really do buhurts and shit

[lyric fog]

coat with baron is crazy

[patent jungle]

wtf is the coat for btw i always see it but never erally know what its for

[royal hawk]

decor and maybe a little bit of armor

you take them off of corpses you can't buy em

[patent jungle]

if its just decoration i prefer normal armor tbh

without the coat ontop

[lyric fog]

it only looks good if you are not wearing baron armor

[royal hawk]

I like the multitude of colors

[royal hawk]

nah cmon the royal red looks great with baron armor

[lyric fog]

it would look better if it wasn't clipping through

[royal hawk]

true

[lyric fog]

thats why i don't like it with baron armor

[patent jungle]

yeah i hate clipping

i dont like how the zombies have no insides, like its transparent from the inside

[lyric fog]

they are skelly

they won't have any

im pretty sure

[remote mural]

I thought the zombies were like the souls of people you’ve killed or something, I wouldn’t expect a soul to have insides

[royal hawk]

if you think about it all of their blood has coagulated

[patent jungle]

yeah but why can i see through

[royal hawk]

magic

lol

finished veterand tourney solo

fuck i love this game

[patent jungle]

also wtf is this spear

never seen it before

[remote mural]

https://tenor.com/view/buster-scruggs-gif-9037227123463629378

[royal hawk]

looks like it's randomized

[royal hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/buster-scruggs-mirror-duel-gif-27559944

[patent jungle]

cant u get warned for ts

[remote mural]

Must’ve been the wind

[lyric fog]

yea

[patent jungle]

i got warned for a joke with a controversial figure

[lyric fog]

you should prolly delete ts

[lyric fog]

great connection

[royal hawk]

before the snowflakes melt

[patent jungle]

voice actor of the game btw

[lyric fog]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[royal hawk]

god

I love this sword

6.6kg

[remote mural]

That’s gonna leave a

[royal hawk]

shreds

[patent jungle]

i always used swords in pplaytest but i dont use them anymore cuz of the souls system

its so fuckahh

[royal hawk]

uh dude you can just pay off the souls at night

[patent jungle]

i mean if i do veteran fights im prolly not killing shit

[royal hawk]

and never have to worry about it

ever

[patent jungle]

i dont wanna spend money on faking souls

[remote mural]

Or fight them when there’s only a few I think

[patent jungle]

im not a millionaire

[remote mural]

Idk haven’t played the game yet

[patent jungle]

so im not paying 160 coins for sum zillies

[royal hawk]

10p a soul

oh

yeah I have like 11k rn

gonna try and get 100k

maybe in a few weeks of inconsistent playing

[lyric fog]

my shower is the most sensitive thing you'll ever see

[royal hawk]

is your shower a homunculus?

[remote mural]

Is it one of those showers with a water pressure on par with a pressure washer?

[patent jungle]

should i get the halberd or stick to the flail

[lyric fog]

im not sure

[royal hawk]

is it breathing or bleeding and or pulsating a heart beat?

[lyric fog]

no it is not

[remote mural]

Okay

[lyric fog]

i hear it talking and laughing at me every day, every day i come out the shower freezing

my house is just heaters

[royal hawk]

yeah I usually start hearing the laughing and screaming when I stare at the wall

[patent jungle]

50/50

[royal hawk]

brutality

[remote mural]

Just bludgeon your opponents to death with a helmet

[royal hawk]

1 shot 1 kill

[lyric fog]

i make it a bit colder im in antarctica make it a bit hotter im also in antarctica

[royal hawk]

really?

[lyric fog]

yes

[royal hawk]

that's luxurious

I will go one day and take photos

you're quite lucky sir

[lyric fog]

i don't want to go to antarctica everyday

[lyric fog]

want to trade showers?

[royal hawk]

probably gets boring fast

[lyric fog]

i almost died by a polar bear

[royal hawk]

man my bathroom is so boring, shower curtain is lame, only 30L of hot water and I don't even fit in the bathtub

hurts my back

[drowsy finch]

Half Sword 2

[royal hawk]

yeah shit gets real when it's white out

[lyric fog]

you mean full sword

[lyric fog]

yea

[remote mural]

Half Sword 2 wrong blade

[drowsy finch]

Not a thing don’t be a fool

[lyric fog]

watch

[drowsy finch]

Half Sword 3 is the wrong one >:(

[lyric fog]

2030 full sword release

[royal hawk]

Half Sword 2; Willie's Curse

[lyric fog]

wait what if we mix half sword and half sword 2

[royal hawk]

continuity error existence stops

[remote mural]

Half Sword 3 is a myth

[lyric fog]

all the willies break out

[royal hawk]

half sword 3 before gta 6

[royal hawk]

the souls damned by the demo

[remote mural]

Bunch of willies all over the place

[lyric fog]

they kill humanity

were all dead

until

[drowsy finch]

I thought for shore they’de announce it attt thebfufkcing game awarda

What even is mega man

[lyric fog]

that one person with real life baron armor

[drowsy finch]

Curse of RA !!!

[lyric fog]

he grabs his beak READY TO FIGHT FOR HIS PLANET

[royal hawk]

Half Sword 4: Re-evolution, Watch Your Willie Grow

[lyric fog]

HE KILLS ALL OF THEM until he see's the other baron

[royal hawk]

Half Sword 5: Willie in Space

[lyric fog]

they both kiss and live happily ever after

10/10 movie ngl

[patent jungle]

the smack was so loud his ear started bleeding so hard

[royal hawk]

dude it would be so cool if someone hired a 7ft baron like monster in a crazy ceremonial suit to follow someone as a bodyguard while the person just ignores it an acts like it doesn't even exist

[royal hawk]

what a horrible place to get whacke or stabbed

[lyric fog]

you won't want to mess with that guy

[remote mural]

Didn’t the half life community like sacrifice mega man to summon half life 3?

[patent jungle]

its raining

its pouring

[drowsy finch]

Deserved and real

[remote mural]

The old man DIED

[patent jungle]

what..

[royal hawk]

the downstroke

[remote mural]

Idk old people just kinda do that

[lyric fog]

holy shit

[patent jungle]

this guys face reminds me of that one roblox face

[royal hawk]

I barely moved my sword and his arm went off that's how fucking immense this sword is

6.6kg

[royal hawk]

true

[royal hawk]

except he's an opium addict

[lyric fog]

does anybody use warstaff or think its too op

so just not use it

[wet zinc]

My name is skyler white yo

[patent jungle]

guess the game (very ultra mega impossible)

[lyric fog]

want to cook yo

[royal hawk]

I think it gets repetitive and boring kind of like the candlestick or pitchfork

[wet zinc]

You dont like humiliating your opponents with absolute domination?

[lyric fog]

yea thats why i don't like to use it

whats the point

[scarlet creek]

Using the warstaff makes you a sissy

[wet zinc]

From the moment i unlocked the baron on demo i was just ragdolling groups

[royal hawk]

fighting the warstaff is like 4d chess

especially if they have armor

[remote mural]

5d chess with multiverse time travel

Real game btw

[royal hawk]

maybe try and get them to the ground idk you also need to be able to block you're not winning a single hand weapon fight against a warstaff

[royal hawk]

that

that's fucking cool

[remote mural]

It’s just as confusing to play as it sounds

[royal hawk]

this seems like one of those games you're challenged to make in a day yk

forget what they're called

game jam

that's it

[remote mural]

One of my greatest achievements is beating the normal difficulty bot in that game

[royal hawk]

HA

that really shows how fucking menacing that game is

[unreal bay]

Half sword

[remote mural]

I had 0 idea what was even happening but I still won so I don’t care

[royal hawk]

LOL

[royal hawk]

pretty much my first time playing the demo

[remote mural]

It can get pretty convoluted

Actually pretty in an understatement

[royal hawk]

I'm speechless

wtf

[remote mural]

Inter dimensional ballistic bishop is a real strat in this game and it’s kinda peak

[patent jungle]

damn i got bubblegum from my local candy store and its 5 cents each bubble gum and i got like 9 small barrel shaped bubble gum with diff drinks like mojito and stuff and 1 camel balls bubblegum to try it

the mojito barrel slaps

[patent jungle]

fuck

[alpine plinth]

give our war budget another trillion and we could have intercontinental ballistic bishops

now those would go crazy

[royal hawk]

@patent jungle what day are you on?

[patent jungle]

friday

oh

[royal hawk]

nono lmao

in game

[remote mural]

Somehow still less scuffed than the average game of Payday 2

[patent jungle]

i can get 480 bubblegum for the price of half sword

[drowsy finch]

Payday stinks cuz its 14.3 billion gigabytes

[patent jungle]

let me check

[alpine plinth]

payday 2 slander will not be tolerated

[drowsy finch]

Chess, you say?

I’m kind of a grandmaster

Heh

[royal hawk]

banned

[patent jungle]

day 66

[drowsy finch]

Of chess

[remote mural]

Don’t get me wrong I love the game but it really does have me contemplating throwing my laptop into traffic sometimes

[royal hawk]

eh you're kinda on track

[drowsy finch]

@unkempt scroll I’m the grandmaster of chest

[unkempt scroll]

I.know

[royal hawk]

I beat lord tourney on like day 110

[patent jungle]

yeah im in veteran still

[royal hawk]

bro this is a fucking steal

[alpine plinth]

if playing singleplayer i agree 100% with the homies though such a fun game

[patent jungle]

just confront them twin

[royal hawk]

moolah

not gambling that either plus it's a waste of time

eh

ish

[patent jungle]

u have baron armor u can just kill zombies with that sword of urs in 1 slice each

[remote mural]

I play solo stealth and I have a visceral hatred for cameras and the pager guy

[unreal bay]

My bird

[royal hawk]

CUTE

[patent jungle]

ur bird

[royal hawk]

too lazy

[patent jungle]

son 💔

[royal hawk]

money = time = time = money

[remote mural]

Does it eat people

[patent jungle]

it eats willie halfsword

[royal hawk]

brb

[patent jungle]

how my willie be looking

[unreal bay]

Ew

[remote mural]

Type of person to get offended when you ask if they use steroids

[drowsy finch]

Yay! You agree !

[drowsy finch]

Is he natty?

[unreal bay]

All natty

[unkempt scroll]

Ark survival evolved looking ass

[lyric fog]

i had my dagger out and willie tried to kick me and i stabbed him right in his foot

who jumps with armor to make their legs bigger

[royal hawk]

chat is this real

[remote mural]

My Payday 2 stealth build is so stupid

How the fuck does a whole ass bow have max concealment

[lyric fog]

yes

[lyric fog]

payday 2 in 2026

[cerulean wolf]

why are you gae

[remote mural]

It’s awesome bro

[lyric fog]

isn't there a payday 3

[remote mural]

https://tenor.com/view/jimmy-butler-jimmy-butler-paper-confused-gif-14478007832172093541

[remote mural]

I am NOT playing the heist game where I stand in a circle for like 2 minutes doing jack shit

[ruby cairn]

why did they gut free mode

[obsidian girder]

Yeah but the quality is down from 2 from what i’ve heard

[remote mural]

True

[unreal bay]

Huh

[remote mural]

Wtf is that guy’s pronouns

[lyric fog]

"yea i do leg day":

[autumn laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/friend-bird-bird-friend-just-like-us-us-gif-18251244941165541984

[unreal bay]

Both male and gay

[autumn laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/burd-ashley-made-me-gif-23980665

[jolly forge]

hi i killed baron and i didnt upraged to the baron rank i killed him 2 times

[royal hawk]

gotta kill him like 8 times for all of the gear also there is no baron rank only lord

[lyric fog]

you can dup shit in half sword?

i just dit

did it

[remote mural]

How many barons does this Jester guy have 😔

[lofty kindle]

It's Friday!

[remote mural]

And it’s raining and it sucks

[vague kettle]

Happy ramadan for every muslim !

[lyric fog]

im starving right now

[vague kettle]

Am also fasting but aftar was 3 hours ago

[royal hawk]

not enough for me to kill

baron is

well

[remote mural]

I’m probably gonna be going to see Iron Lung in theatres tomorrow though so I have something to look forward to

[royal hawk]

demo baron was harder I think

[lyric fog]

there's still 3 hours left for me to fast

[royal hawk]

dope

just curious why are you fasting? I did like 3 days ago for literally no reason

baby dixon^

[lyric fog]

im muslim and this month we fast

[royal hawk]

oh okay

I'm not familiar

(was hoping you weren't anorexic or something thank god)

[patent jungle]

bro they did sum "healthy food" contest on my school and u have to bring healthy food or u get a minus point and my muslim friends in my highschool cant bring sh 😭

[royal hawk]

well my game crashed but at least I killed him

[vague kettle]

They can bring but not eat

[lyric fog]

yea im fine thanks

[remote mural]

Killed him so hard the game broke

[royal hawk]

ong

[vague kettle]

read my name if anyone is able to

[royal hawk]

dude if I had money I would I'm sorry

[patent jungle]

yeah but like why would they just bring it and not eat it, they dont get a minus they just cant get a plus

[obsidian girder]

3fash3?

[remote mural]

I love punching people with the metal mittens on

[vague kettle]

noo lol the server name

[vague kettle]

its okay my G

[obsidian girder]

OHhhh

Half Sword!

[vague kettle]

😭

[lyric fog]

we fast till 5:30 am all the way to 5:30pm but its different every year, like in 2016 you had to fast for 20hrs or something like that

[dusty musk]

its gauntlets

[vague kettle]

holy

[dusty musk]

https://giphy.com/gifs/moodman-Q5o91MMErDWkQLk5b1

[vague kettle]

my nickname in the server

[remote mural]

I know and I do not care

[vague kettle]

thats what i mean

[remote mural]

I will continue calling them metal mittens

[obsidian girder]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-thinking-monkey-thinking-think-money-gif-9734025314392564509

[dusty musk]

mittens are leather

you dumbass

[lyric fog]

and the only times you can break your fast is when you're sick, injured, light headed, ect

[remote mural]

I don’t CARE

I don’t car

[dusty musk]

carr

[remote mural]

🚗

[dusty musk]

vroom vroom

[remote mural]

Auto correct waiting for me to be INTENTIONALLY trying to misspell something to do its job instead of when I’m not trying to

[dusty musk]

vroooomm

car go brrrr

[remote mural]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-kitten-zoom-persuit-gif-17646381782073725526

[lofty kindle]

I love the rain, especially when it's warm rain.

[remote mural]

It’s cold and heavy right now

[lofty kindle]

A truly noble name.

[dusty musk]

brrr

[lofty kindle]

Are you at least getting to stay indoors?

[dusty musk]

are you gonna add that to early access names

[remote mural]

For now yeah

[royal hawk]

when it smells good too

[frosty stratus]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-transmit-when-they-least-expect-it-gif-10210046882451042613

[frosty stratus]

fr especially the smell after

its so fie

[remote mural]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-knuckles-knuckles-five-nights-at-freddy's-fnaf-gif-201551933034088530

[dusty musk]

fie

more like pie

[frosty stratus]

fier

[dusty musk]

ahhaha

[frosty stratus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1421598573694554184/1470369931215241340/watermark.gif

french wee wee

[royal hawk]

peak

[dusty musk]

carr go brrrrrrrr

car brrrrr

[frosty stratus]

i have more blackmail of myself lol

[dusty musk]

car need brrrr fix

[dusty musk]

car brrr fixed

carr not fixed

car is happy

[frosty stratus]

bro is sweeter then grandma's cookies irl

[dusty musk]

carr not happy

[royal hawk]

maybe I don't want to know

[lofty kindle]

Technically already is. If we ever add Scotts I will be pushing for it.

[royal hawk]

btw I thought your pfp was bingus lol

[dusty musk]

what

[royal hawk]

You - For playing

[dusty musk]

how

granting carr?????

[lofty kindle]

The only times rain smells bad in my experience is when in a major city. Otherwise you get that glorious Petrichor scent.

[lofty kindle]

Petrichor, I didn't know there was a defined name for it until this year. One of my all time favorite smells.

[frosty stratus]

WHAT

[royal hawk]

isn't that the name of the certain smell after it rains due to spores and other organic material right

[frosty stratus]

someone make petrichor perfume

ima get all the fucking ladies

ladies ladies one at a time

[lofty kindle]

Carr is from the Scottish Clan Kerr. The spelling was anglicized when Kerr's migrated to the U.S..

[dusty musk]

damn

[lofty kindle]

Correct.

[violet garden]

Petrichor is a top 10 word imo. So is sepulchre.

[lofty kindle]

True. I do struggle to pronounce sepulchre sometimes. I always have the oh im dumb experience like when I pronounce epitome as Epy-Tome.

[remote mural]

Moist is the worst word I hate it

[violet garden]

The only flaw with sepulchre is the emphasis is weird

[lofty kindle]

It's one of my favorite specifically for how much it bothers some people.

I have had an idea for decades about a short film all about Moisture. A video collage of people saying moist with images of moist things.

[violet garden]

2014 opinion. the moist hate is dead. embrace the moist.

[royal hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/pov-you-are-my-friend-look-smile-gif-17925541

[lyric girder]

There is a wondering beast among us

Stay alert

[restive trench]

https://giphy.com/gifs/HAWjicwYVRUY5Llcli

he said the thing

[fierce hearth]

why is steam unable to sync my half sword saves with the cloud

[royal hawk]

FUCK THE WARSTAFF

I win nvm

I love the warstaff

breaking this warstaff piece of shits legs so I can hear him scream in agony as the last thing he sees before the light fades is my vengance and anger against his stupid fucking weapon

[fierce hearth]

?

[random lion]

Thats an issue on your end most likely, no clue how to fix it.

[drowsy finch]

Scotland mentioned !!! :3

[fierce hearth]

it only says that when i try to open it

when i dont open it it says its synced

[random lion]

I have zero clue how to fix it, it is on your end.

Maybe corrupt data on your end or on steam? Idk bro

[fierce hearth]

nvm now it works it fixed itself

[remote mural]

Yeah cloud is just kinda fucky like that sometimes

[royal hawk]

nothing but bones down there

all the meat is gone

[hybrid granite]

reinstalling bannerlord and first thing i see is the game dosent work

downloaded a 4 fucking gb mod and it crashes my game

[royal hawk]

left to be forgotten... forever

[royal hawk]

I agree

[rancid fjord]

were swords nerfed since demo?

[warped flower]

warband forever

[wicked copper]

is new blood good?

[royal hawk]

inescapable

[hybrid granite]

i just realized i typed this in half sword

i downloaded napoleonic wars mod like 1700 and it crashed

[cobalt shoal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1158486227180343329/1461607623206899744/caption.gif

[solar inlet]

hit him so hard the game crashed

[dusty musk]

(the game will crash and fuck you i will close the game shortly)

[solar inlet]

from what i saw it only happens sometimes during dismemberments

[dusty musk]

it happened to me

when i installed halfsword enchancer

[restive trench]

IT WAS A FUCKIN DOUBLE

[dusty musk]

it crashd in the demo

[restive trench]

now i gotta fight the armored dude again

[dusty musk]

when it updated

[wicked copper]

what's this screen? Is it new?

[dusty musk]

it no longer works for demo

[lyric girder]

crazy how we almost named this game mcwelder sword

[restive trench]

its a game called hellish quart

[lyric girder]

never say that name in the presence of da weldering beast

[wicked copper]

oh

[hoary oxide]

Dying there is so frustrating

[restive trench]

YEAH AND SAMUEL HAS A LOT OF BULLSHIT

[lyric girder]

bc its buns

[restive trench]

like this motherfucker grabbed me and killed me mid dash

he hit me with the flat side of his sabre and i fucking died

[royal hawk]

this will be halfsword in 2014

[hoary oxide]

When i first played i didn't know you could skip cutscenes so i had to also watch them all every time i was fighting them

[restive trench]

i keep convincing myself its a skill issue but bro its clearly unbalanced 😭

[restive trench]

LMFAO

poor you

at least, judging by your name, you're polish

im not so its just yapping

ion even understand what bro is saying

so far i good strat i found is to get close without dying and push and spam Y

it works 50 50

[hoary oxide]

the dialogue is kinda shit but its expected. The worst one is the last phase where the wood falls on him and the volume is turned up to like 5000% for no good reason

[restive trench]

sometimes i actually reach him and push his sabre away but he just DOESNT get pushed

[royal hawk]

does anyone else think being able to cleanse a soul 10p a piece is a little op?

[hoary oxide]

yeah and samuel sounds so bad in that boss fight if you understand him

[restive trench]

lmao

something i hate is sometimes when i hit the grab button it attacks

[proper delta]

https://imgflip.com/i/akoddq

[restive trench]

and then you got the bullshit of his sword ever so slightly touch my cheek and i get fucking killed

[vestal eagle]

I hate how to grab button doesn't work

I cant hold on

[hoary oxide]

When he dies he just says "Straight to hell" out of nowhere

[restive trench]

lmfaooo

yeah its placeholder voice lines

[hoary oxide]

I don't grab. I just spam long attacks with yendrek and pray

[restive trench]

yeah you cant grab samuel

[restive trench]

im using isbella

i just push

and spam y

[vestal eagle]

Who is Samuel? New Willie Phenotype?

Spam y

Tf

[restive trench]

i hit him in the head like 3 times and the motherfucker is still flinching

[restive trench]

we playing talking about a different game

hellish quart

look it up

[hoary oxide]

Nobody expects the 3 minute wind up for an attack

[vestal eagle]

Ohhh

I played that once

[restive trench]

video doesnt load 💔

[vestal eagle]

It was the demo though and it was in slow motion

[hoary oxide]

I love steam record. I will try to fix it rn

Maybe now

[restive trench]

still

but dude

the push strat is so goated

with isabella i dash towards him, push, y y y x

[hoary oxide]

I like zera better for brainless combos

[restive trench]

im so bad with zera

he so slow

i need to practice with him

[hoary oxide]

you only use like 2 buttons and win. I don't remember which one now but he has one super op move you can just spam

[restive trench]

lmao

something i noticed when playing against zera is

his first attack is so slow but the attacks after are so damn fast

like bro is the best swordsman he just debuffed himself by drinking a lot

[hoary oxide]

The drinking is making him better actually

[restive trench]

FUCK

[hoary oxide]

and zera has the best voice lines in the game

[hoary oxide]

Damn that rough

what difficulty?

[restive trench]

the middle one

3 iirc

[scarlet creek]

Whats the point of having physics if you use movesets?

Genuine question

👁️

[restive trench]

blade contact is physics based

same with blocking

like legit sometimes the physics tweak but not in a bad way making some really realistic kills

like hand shots

AND THE FUCKING GAME CRASHED

[hoary oxide]

Sometimes they just straight up don't work and the kill looks like it came out of nowhere too

[restive trench]

fuck you samuel

[restive trench]

true

bro i got killed by samuel's flat side

it touched my cheek

and i died

he missed the attack so i dashed for my attack and died cause my face touched the flat side of his sabre

though the dash push y y y x works every time

peak

[hoary oxide]

when i play against him he never misses and yendrek can't block for the love of his life

[restive trench]

lmao

yeah

and hes also stupidly fast

and since he has armor he doesnt care about doubles

so normally you expect him to block the attack but nah he just attacks and survives

[hoary oxide]

I sometimes try to get him very close and beat the shit out of him with the shaft of yendreks axe

Because if it works its almost guaranteed stun lock and kill

[restive trench]

yeah

samuel sucks at close range

you just gotta block then close distance

and you can just infinity stunt him if you hit him once

[hoary oxide]

then he loses his armor and somehow gets 5 years of fencing experience

[restive trench]

lmfao yeah

his thrusts are insane

both with and without armor

i tried to do some of his attacks the game just doesnt accept the input

like motherfucker blocks and thrusts almost instantly

[hoary oxide]

this is the op zera attack

[restive trench]

dude now samuel grabs me mid attack

[restive trench]

still

doesnt play

[hoary oxide]

why does it not load. It works for me for some reason

[restive trench]

idfk 😭

[hoary oxide]

discord is the only place where it doesn't work too

[hoary oxide]

Long guard + y

[restive trench]

o

[royal hawk]

would you say this game is harder than half sword>

?

[restive trench]

yes

[royal hawk]

looks like it

half sword ai is too goofy not at all a fencer type

[hoary oxide]

They are very different games so depends but overall yeah

[royal hawk]

I see that

wish there was a godlike ai that's near perfect and wins like 99% of fights against anyone

[patent jungle]

ts game is so cool

[hoary oxide]

hardest fight was still zera with a broom in the story mode imo

[restive trench]

YEAH

you die from 1 hit

he dies form like

7

[hoary oxide]

And he is zera which means he is absolutely cooking with that broom

[restive trench]

true

[hoary oxide]

Still yendrek is my goat because he is so happy about just killing people

[hoary oxide]

And they even made him a song in the highlander dialect of polish

[restive trench]

FUCKING FINALLY

that would be my second arcade victory

[hoary oxide]

Finally went straight to hell. Or actually no because idk if he is the same one as the other samuel

[spark quartz]

veroo veroo veroo

[restive trench]

silly silly silly

how're you

[spark quartz]

I'm good brudda how are you

[restive trench]

i feel like a dragon

https://tenor.com/b0Zvn.gif

[spark quartz]

Bro is not beating the furry allegations

[restive trench]

FIRST OF ALL

im NOT a furry

SECOND OF ALL

dragons are NOT

furries

they're scalies

get it right

smh

[spark quartz]

bro even knows the different types of furries 😭

[hoary oxide]

Sounds like something a furry would say

[restive trench]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/954475608560246864/1328368788365901966/togif-2.gif

[restive trench]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1143612887152218186/1296012938066264105/caption.gif

[hoary oxide]

Im already brain dead so that would change nothing

[royal hawk]

does anyone know if anyone has made it to 1000 days yet?

[restive trench]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1219761764435103784/1270054955448930324/togif.gif

[hoary oxide]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1385264813927698533/1444114150124159047/landlubbers-in-port-royal-v0-3tsw0tws76pf1.gif

[topaz oak]

what yall know about Perry the Sheep

[royal hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/arcane-arcane-odyssey-odyssey-beggar-beggar-pirates-gif-27655024

[hoary oxide]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1385264813927698533/1474517598971498700/u7p0miq5a1md1_1.gif

[royal hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/gaminggoons-pirate-gif-3685008264061484276

lmao

idfk what that is

[hoary oxide]

some guy is sending scams in #photography📷 and #art-🎨

[hoary oxide]

Discord gifs are so garbage after they deleted tenor

[indigo hare]

You can ping modteam for that, thank you though

[royal hawk]

wtf I didn't know that

rip

[sinful parrot]

When someone lets you spend their money to buy the thing you want

[royal hawk]

I think it's already gone lol

[sinful parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/the-flash-barry-allen-run-fast-gif-6144593

[hoary oxide]

Yeah. Good that i have my collection still with me because there is nothing on giphy

[sinful parrot]

mods are quick

[royal hawk]

bro you should be banned from the internet for unironically posting this

[sinful parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/chappelle-show-man-fuck-you-fuck-gif-26763750

[royal hawk]

ong

[royal hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/snep-am-i-cooked-snow-leopard-yeeeesnt-on-x-gif-7113260894698273292

[sinful parrot]

yes

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1452095878193086604/ezgif-325e03e55d9d1973.gif

[hoary oxide]

Literally try to search for anything that isn't complete brainrot or super popular and you will ge no results that match it

[sinful parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/cs-go-gif-13721675797957922733

you call this shit brainrot?

I just searched up call of duty and this was the first result

https://tenor.com/view/peak-its-so-peak-praying-hands-praying-black-guy-gif-9969548697603007069

[flat widget]

Looks more like Stalker than anything

[hoary oxide]

Its not even cod. Its CS:GO

[sinful parrot]

you still shoot people so meh its a fps genre

[sinful parrot]

this reminds me of those stickmen flash games with excessive gore

[sinful parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/god-i-miss-those-days-carson-kressley-rupaul's-drag-race-i-really-miss-those-days-those-were-the-days-gif-13478144439426808419

[unreal bay]

frr

[sinful parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/goon-gooning-its-gooning-time-gif-12896062575136800111

time to visit my ai drill seargent

[solar bloom]

baby armed man rampage

[sinful parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/tuff-gguh-ai-baby-sona-meme-gif-15767759709245242383

[plain scroll]

When will motion blur work again?

not motion blur the other one

[unreal bay]

ew i deleted that crap

[plain scroll]

depth of field

[unreal bay]

in photomode?

it works fine

[plain scroll]

It never works for me. Ive reported it

Its ruined my photo ability

[unreal bay]

dx 11 or 12?

[plain scroll]

11

[unreal bay]

try 12?

[plain scroll]

12 is too laggy for me

[unreal bay]

yeah but does it work on 12

[gloomy crest]

Try throwing your poo in the air and hulk smashing that shi

[unreal bay]

[placid mirage]

Anyone got a massive fps drop from the demo to the full game? I went from 150-180 to like 60

[verbal geyser]

does bro know how to screenshot

[royal hawk]

yeah, universally, I just pray you have an nvidia graphics card so you can run frame gen

[placid mirage]

i got amd but i switched to x12 thing and restarted the game, now im only noticing a little 10% drop so its whatever

[stark prawn]

Hey all, is it normal for a willie to be weaker in the abyss? It's always harder to swing my weapon down there. Like, a lot harder.

[warped flower]

💀

[hybrid granite]

same, might be cause my gpu is weak

[gloomy crest]

i wish early access had lower graphical options

😭

just in the meantime while they fix

[warped flower]

ok jensen huang

[plain scroll]

dunno i havent tried camera mode on dx12

[hybrid granite]

just googled it and it said i can support dx12 but not at very good frames

fucking hate my 1050

cant wait to upgrade to 1660s

not a big upgrade but i dont need anything more tbh

[gloomy urchin]

meow hi

[tardy goblet]

why people say to use dx12 ? i have more fps with dx11 than dx12

[spark quartz]

i'm playing balatro and got a fucking popcorn bucket with negative, wtf

most useless card oat

[frail geode]

https://tenor.com/view/forrest-gump-wave-hello-hi-sup-gif-16159238468026206620

[hoary oxide]

I love build 42

[slim saffron]

ive been having trouble beating the man at arms tourney, does anyone have any tips

[dreamy mango]

Bufoon!

[balmy jay]

Bonk them on the head with some kind of polearm

pollax, halberd, warstaff, anything heavy

[covert plinth]

warstaff worked great for me

[untold wraith]

Why would you do that

That's mean

[untold wraith]

Haha Jonathan very funny

Good one Jonathan

[tall flame]

Hire 2 guys and use polearms like hammers

[untold wraith]

Your mother

[tall flame]

Okay ?

[untold wraith]

Thank me

Now preferably

Mods ban this guy he didn't thank me

Holy dead chat

[gloomy crest]

You flippin gotem

[drowsy finch]

i'm a furry :3

[untold wraith]

Trash

I would do better

[wind geode]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-random-kid-random-kid-gif-10698606526004440975

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-12450451651611168773

[rough mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-crazy-funny-cat-meme-tweaking-gif-1135020915071455925

[gloomy crest]

Scrub

[spark quartz]

nanners

[drowsy finch]

are you on this path?

[drowsy finch]

I fucking mean what I fucking said !!!

[untold wraith]

Nobody says nanners

[spark quartz]

stinky

[hoary oxide]

Wrong but kinda close. I looted both of those places already

[drowsy finch]

I seee

[untold wraith]

Good Napoleon Bonaparte reference

[drowsy finch]

The zomboid map is giving me a migraine

I'm happy with being kind of close

[autumn geyser]

i thought this was theotown

[hoary oxide]

this was the place im 90% sure

[drowsy finch]

It most certainly is not

None of the dirt paths are alligned correctly there

[untold wraith]

Why ever leave the safety of one house? As long as you live by a river or got something to catch the water and a farm you're Gucci

Who the fuck was that

[hoary oxide]

Then idk. This was the one i drove on the most so i expected it to be there. the one you sent is also wrong because i drove there on a different path

[untold wraith]

Holy self insert

There we go

That guy never thanked me

Im offended

[hoary oxide]

the update also broke my save so i won't be able to check rn

[drowsy finch]

You'd have had to driven from the north down south like this

[ocean ibex]

why no updates now

[flat widget]

Sillius

[drowsy finch]

thats the only other path

[flat widget]

Do you have Dark Souls 2

[untold wraith]

Big update later genius

Did you not read the whole thing?

[ocean ibex]

no

[fading belfry]

why no updates now

no

[flat widget]

message hidden from likely spammer lmao

[ocean ibex]

Big update later genius

[fading belfry]

Did you not read the whole thing?

[ocean ibex]

No

[flat widget]

[hoary oxide]

yes but i used the main gate. The road also doesn't align there i think

[fading belfry]

nietzsche spoke of this

[drowsy finch]

The main gate links to the path I marked

[hoary oxide]

yeah ik. But that still can't be it. I really don't remember where i took that screenshot

[calm plinth]

hey everbody. the armor parts for the shoulders and arms are locked still. im currently on rank "man in arms". do they just unlock witha higher rank? they arent red so no other parts are blocking them

[fading belfry]

you need like an armoring jack or whatever

[calm plinth]

that unlocks them?

[fading belfry]

and im pretty sure some pieces of armor arent compatible with others as well 🤔

allows you to wear them

[calm plinth]

yeah ten they are marked red

alrighty thanks

im realising wrong channel oops

[fading belfry]

you need an armoring DOUBLET actually

am i write?

idk i think im becoming captain misinfo

[calm plinth]

is that the cloth above the other armor like my breastplate?

[fading belfry]

its the little icon that goes below the chestplate

[calm plinth]

yeah thats what i meant. many thanks

[untold wraith]

Server idea. Red/pink role purge. Give the ability for red/pink roles to ban each other for a full day. (Any other role is safe of course)

[drowsy finch]

This pattern is distinct to this trail within the Muldraugh area. You could have only came in these two ways

[fading belfry]

Server idea: ban boosters

[calm plinth]

server idea: ban this guy specifically

[untold wraith]

I stuff money into the mods pockets son. They work for me.

Watch your mouth

[calm plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/smirk-smirking-tiktoksmirk-tiktokemoji-gif-13806203095854006769

[fading belfry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1474270997480738980/toy-story-done.gif

[calm plinth]

embed fail

havent unlocked media yet

[hoary oxide]

Im trying to recover the save. If i can do it i will tell you where that was

[drowsy finch]

Kaykay!! :)

[hoary oxide]

if my mods don't and 5000 rounds of now nonexistent 223. don't cause it to implode

[untold wraith]

I didn't even think about that

Mods please ban me

[calm plinth]

/ban that guy

[fading belfry]

is project zomboid any good

[untold wraith]

No

Its horrible

[calm plinth]

i relly like watching gameplay of it but havent tested yet

[untold wraith]

Arguably worst game oat

[vague kettle]

Yes i have it

[calm plinth]

crazy guy

[fading belfry]

back 4 blood*

[vague kettle]

its good

[hoary oxide]

Real i fucking hate it but still keep playing

[vague kettle]

its fun

[calm plinth]

*league of legends

[fading belfry]

burp

[calm plinth]

my cooling fans are going crazy running half sword

[hoary oxide]

almost got a heart attack when the helicopter event started

[calm plinth]

some day the pc is gonna explode

[untold wraith]

Red roles be disgusting man

Learn some CLASS

Pal

[fading belfry]

its okay i got wabi sabi

[untold wraith]

Ohhh

Alright

True

[fading belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/true-thats-true-pretty-true-yes-i-agree-gif-17987856

[vague kettle]

we ALL started as redroles... by saying this you also hate yourself...

[untold wraith]

Change your name you loser

[vague kettle]

hell naw🤣🤞

[fading belfry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1452348380142501928/G6m_roZWUAAmMxr-1.gif

[untold wraith]

Everyone here hates the poor

Sorry that's rude

I wasn't calling you poor

Financially unstable

More like

[vague kettle]

i aint poor my dude

[balmy jay]

https://tenor.com/view/doubt-press-x-la-noire-meme-x-button-gif-19259237

[drowsy finch]

It's oh so very very good

[calm plinth]

prove it. send me 10 bucks right now

[fading belfry]

i somehow cut this guys head in half but it didnt fall off so he was still alive for a bit???????

[drowsy finch]

I PROMISE thats where u were if you were in MD 🙏

[vague kettle]

if i have a credit card would ve done so

[calm plinth]

was a joke😭

[untold wraith]

There was a case irl where someone had to hold their head onto their body while they got help

So maybe

Oh you said head in half

Uhh

[calm plinth]

anybody know junji ito by chance? reminds me of one of his stories

[balmy jay]

willie can smell the poor

you cannot hide

not from willie

[dreamy mango]

Raggamuffin!

[fading belfry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1047194231875321856/1294887488028016641/EXTREME_VIOLENCE.gif

[dreamy mango]

Knaue!

[fading belfry]

shut up willie

[untold wraith]

Guy isn't even hiding it he told us he's financially unstable in his username

Talm bout some $10

[balmy jay]

I'm called king and I'm in fact not a king

[hoary oxide]

I will check i just need to get rid of 90% of my mods because of this update and convert my save

nothing works anymore

[untold wraith]

Im called captain misinfo and i am as i say

[balmy jay]

if a liar says he is a liar should you believe him 🤔

[untold wraith]

No

Don't believe him

[balmy jay]

so he is telling the truth, meaning he is not a liar

[untold wraith]

But always believe him otherwise

[balmy jay]

oh

[dreamy mango]

Mangy cur!

[balmy jay]

haha good one willie

[dreamy mango]

Scoundrel!

[vague kettle]

does willie respond

[dreamy mango]

Cuckold!

hedge-born!

[flat widget]

I mean I made him do that so yes

[drowsy finch]

Hey captain misinfo, is it true you get nutrients by crunching rocks into dust and eating the microbes they contain?

[flat widget]

in a way

[dreamy mango]

Hellewite!

[flat widget]

Geologist NERD

[dreamy mango]

Oaf!

[drowsy finch]

anyway and in a way sound so similar!

[drowsy finch]

I wish my professor would let me lick the rocks

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1406316708280402091/1462212972398117036/convert.gif

[flat widget]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1070264517927387226/1313237234391974049/togif.gif

[drowsy finch]

THIS is a GPU/

[untold wraith]

Yeah, I have hair where my teeth should be and my tongue is upside down

[drowsy finch]

You have baleen!?

I didn't kknow that !! thast cool!

[untold wraith]

No I don't have baleen but i been ballin

[untold wraith]

It's just straight up hair

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/ball-basket-crocodile-alligator-basketball-gif-19917365

[subtle rock]

so tuff

[drowsy finch]

Yeah thats basically baleen HOLY FUCK ITS YEMIL FROM HALF SWORD 2

[flat widget]

https://tenor.com/view/frieza-grau-gif-24305484

[untold wraith]

No

That's not basically baleen

That's what Br*tish people have

Don't insult me

[untold wraith]

What's goku doing

[flat widget]

Fixing his tricycle

[hoary oxide]

@drowsy finch Save might just be cooked

[drowsy finch]

Thats fiiiine

I don't think you were anywhere except for that path

[hoary oxide]

I think its not fine. As long as the tips at the loading screen are changing its okay right?

[shut meteor]

what is this, some kind of Zomboid Project?

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/marvel-fan4stic-fantastic-four-the-thing-say-that-again-gif-9345984830195785978

[balmy jay]

https://tenor.com/view/soy-point-laugh-lmao-bounce-gif-18423189278783339338

https://tenor.com/view/leonardo-dicaprio-rick-dalton-point-finger-pointing-hand-right-there-gif-20349799

[drowsy finch]

Yeah prohbbalylbkyly

[cunning finch]

jjhuiadash

[drowsy finch]

half sword 3....!

[cunning finch]

one and two fifths sword

[royal hawk]

come to realize it, no one survives getting cut in half sword no way you don’t fucking die to infection especially in the slums with more pathogens then atoms in ur body

[vague kettle]

ready or not?

[royal hawk]

it’s all death in the end

[flat widget]

Assuming you fall

[flat widget]

Garry Mod done gone far

sheesh

[vague kettle]

THATS GARRYS MOD? WHEN DID IT LOOK LIKE TS

[royal hawk]

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I bet those mods are heavy

[royal hawk]

wtf are yall freaking out about garry’s mod ts to me looks the same

unless you guys haven’t played in years in which I’ll call you a millennial

[cunning finch]

most of the storage space is gun mods or playermodels

i mean i got a few guns

[royal hawk]

sorry to interject but I knew this guy who had like 20 gigabytes of mods