general-catfish-🐱🐟

[drowsy finch]

I wish computers were real

[pine hawk]

if theres two

tell me both

[frank nebula]

its says uhd

intel again

[lean fern]

I do too

[pine hawk]

then no

[frank nebula]

dang

gotta stick to demo 😔

[pine hawk]

wait, how tf is demo running

[frank nebula]

idk

[pine hawk]

are u sure theres not two GPUs

[frank nebula]

sometimes it lags in carnage when im in veteran mode

[pine hawk]

might see gpu #0 and #1

[frank nebula]

ill check

nope its one

from what i can tell atleast

[pine hawk]

running halfsword on an igpu

beautiful 🥹

[frank nebula]

yes

[unreal bay]

😭

[frank nebula]

for some reason i can barely run roblox half the time tho

[unreal bay]

Buh

[frank nebula]

whats the best computer i could get to run it in tyhe future?

[unreal bay]

See steam specs on half sword page

[visual agate]

high galaxy hi

[sonic python]

dont get anything below 3060

3060 is the best gpu to ever exist

everyone would agree

intel 12400f is good for gaming and multitasking

[lean fern]

ahhh

[sonic python]

i would recommend intel but thats your choice

some people would recommend amd ryzen

just do a research ask around

[lean fern]

research

[sonic python]

not raw performance but as in how much it costs

[sonic python]

my english is ass lately i dont know why

[lean fern]

I am just saying random words

to try and level myself up

so I can join the voice chats

[sonic python]

good idea

[lean fern]

so I often just parrot off the last word somebody said that sounds smart

[drowsy finch]

HII FEENICKS

[visual agate]

HIIIIIII

[lean fern]

woah

[visual agate]

what

[mighty elbow]

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/VSVHCiFGm1s dunno where to post, buti saw this and I thought most people here would find interesting
historial fencing book with PICTURES from source and modern recreations

[unreal bay]

Ofc you get muted

[sonic python]

noooo

devs have heart they unmuted

[karmic marsh]

Quick Q

When im trying to equip some gear its hidden behind like vines or some shit, how do i unlock them?

[midnight coyote]

You need a certain piece of clothing to wear that armor slot

[karmic marsh]

Im trying to find the right stuff

I have the "Jack" gambeson on rn as the middle clothing, which is where the vines sprout from

[midnight coyote]

Are they red or green?

[visual crescent]

B7F7E3

[midnight coyote]

I forget the name of the shirt but if you find an npc wearing the armor you want steal his clothing. Then for sure you have the right piece. That’s how I did it anyway

[karmic marsh]

Mine was red

Imma rob this poor sod i killed with arm gear and take his shirt

[drowsy finch]

Hii whats goiung onnn!!!

[visual agate]

siskskdkalaopeof

read boring book

[drowsy finch]

Which book twin !!!

[visual agate]

song of solomon for no dang class

[drowsy finch]

Ewweggh

[lean fern]

woah

[drowsy finch]

I don’t do my class readdijnggs

Fuvk that noi se

[visual agate]

real…

id rather read like

poo pit stew kaisen

sifu lock in bub you need level 3

[drowsy finch]

I’ll happily do liike uhhmm

I’d like to do primary source analysiss

[drowsy finch]

PHOENIX i got to handle ancient egyptian stuff todayy :3

[visual agate]

thats peakk

we all love ancient egyptian stuffs

[stuck island]

https://tenor.com/view/sifu-sloclap-attack-combo-flurry-gif-4890175660700653882

sifu mentioned

[restive trench]

you now meet the requirements to live in the pyramids

congrats

[spark quartz]

IT'S SNOWING RIGHT NOW

YIPPEEE

[restive trench]

in this economy?

[unreal bay]

looks like willie fighting

[restive trench]

galaxy, is there an actual way to climb on the cart in the forest map

[unreal bay]

yes

[restive trench]

do tell

[indigo hare]

Gross

[stuck island]

chinese willy...

[drowsy finch]

Its boggy outside

[manic grail]

"spill first blood" is dumb

[drowsy finch]

I <3 ancient artifacts :3

[manic grail]

i hit someone a ton and they get up fine

i get hit once and i lose

[cunning solstice]

g

[indigo hare]

Wow ur so weak, Sad

Hit the gym wimp

Glass jaw

[eager jungle]

i think you dont understand what that means

[manic grail]

these mods are so mean #cancelled

[eager jungle]

its quite literally spill first blood

sorry if you have a mace then ur locked until you cave their skull in

[manic grail]

but they dont spill blood either

[eager jungle]

if it makes you insta lose then they did

[indigo hare]

My hands usually make me lose cause I like the blackened or blued but they only come in half gauntlets and you can’t add chain for some reason

[drowsy finch]

Sillyyy lookn #general-catfish-🐱🐟 message

[eager jungle]

these look tasty

reminds me of nuts somehow

[manic grail]

i wish you could change armor metal

[drowsy finch]

ANCIENT ARTIFACTS AREN’T FUCKING MEALS

[drowsy finch]

very vital reason why you can’t

[eager jungle]

yes they are what

[manic grail]

vagueposting

[indigo hare]

Because they look like nuts

[manic grail]

dude i keep buying a pavise and it doesnt show up????

[indigo hare]

You should eat them

[drowsy finch]

Every time I post them you fucking big backs wanna eat them, its CLAY and ROCKS

[manic grail]

WHERE IS MY PAVISE

[indigo hare]

Look again

[manic grail]

i did

i've bought a pavise multiple times

[indigo hare]

Oh

[manic grail]

and every time it's not in my inventory

[indigo hare]

You should check again though

Might be there now

[manic grail]

i have tried multiple times

[indigo hare]

You know what they say

[eager jungle]

3rd times the charm

[restive trench]

third time's the charm

[indigo hare]

Thats you guys

[eager jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/952405987241918474/1471430014363762883/wither_w_2026-02-12-13-39-35_1770874775175_online-video-cutter.com_1.gif

[restive trench]

someone had to finish it

[manic grail]

tried more than three times

[eager jungle]

whatever times the charm

[bold prairie]

I’ve been seeing quite mixed reviews about the game, did it get better over the past few weeks or should I wait a bit longer before buying it ?

[manic grail]

3 pavise

[indigo hare]

Try try again, fool me cant get fooled again. Tennessee

[manic grail]

now two#

???

[eager jungle]

does it matter

you can buy it rn and play whenever

just make sure to not get past 2 hours if you dont like it

[restive trench]

sometimes when you unequip shields they disappear

[drowsy finch]

Buy it and refund it if it was bad

[manic grail]

i never unequiped it

i bought it from the shop, checked my inventory to equip it, and it's GONE

[eager jungle]

well

sucks to suck

[indigo hare]

Just remember if you don’t like EA, Youre wrong

[restive trench]

u have multiple in ur inv though..

[drowsy finch]

Reel and true fin

[eager jungle]

its good but im waiting on the optimization

[restive trench]

so true king

[manic grail]

SHOP, I HAVE 3

[shell swift]

I dont think the game let's you have more than one same kind of shield

[manic grail]

INVENTORY, I HAVE 2

[restive trench]

i see 3

[manic grail]

no??

[shell swift]

🤷

[manic grail]

fuck wait

[eager jungle]

just dont use shields you wuss

[manic grail]

it didn't actually copy

TWO

[eager jungle]

parry supremacy

[shell swift]

Shields are fun

[eager jungle]

incorrect buzzer

[shell swift]

Okay uke boy

[eager jungle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1135620799877886002/1191911188066476063/togif.gif

[manic grail]

where is my goddamn shield

[shell swift]

I laugh at sword users by forcing them to eat my pavise

[eager jungle]

the ominous halfsword stance

[manic grail]

if only i HAD A PAVISE

[strong igloo]

Guys

[shell swift]

Maybe in a pvp fight I'd worry about half swording against a shield

[strong igloo]

someone can gift me the game ??🥺

[eager jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-reaction-try-not-to-laugh-bruh-speed-gif-15909423665204532371

[strong igloo]

ik ik

[strong igloo]

mb

[strong igloo]

🥶

i ask bc i dont have that money lol.

[eager jungle]

is like 15 bucks really that much

or did the discount end i forgot

[shell swift]

$25 and no it isn't lmao

[strong igloo]

25!?

HELL NAH IM POOR FR THEN

[shell swift]

Unless you got kids, 25 aint expensive

[eager jungle]

yeah 25 is NOT that much eitherway

it was like 7 bucks for me at the discount

[shell swift]

USD?

[eager jungle]

if you convert rubles to usd then yeah

[strong igloo]

Well im a kid and im not from usa so like uh..

[restive trench]

turkish?

[eager jungle]

nope

it was 599 rubles

[eager jungle]

you mean teenager

[strong igloo]

yuh

[eager jungle]

👀

[manic grail]

this is pissing me off im not getting the pavise i want

[restive trench]

either ask your parents for money, do some manual labor, or shut up

[manic grail]

bought this shit like seven times

[eager jungle]

genuinely just spawn it with hse

never that difficult

[strong igloo]

i already ask like 20 times

[manic grail]

define kid

[eager jungle]

you get to keep it if you spawn it in a fight eitherway

[manic grail]

nuh uh

[shell swift]

I mean, that's fair. Could always find a way to make money, I imagine it can be somewhat easier for a minor to find odd jobs

[manic grail]

actually fine

[restive trench]

then get a job!

[shell swift]

Not that im condoning child labor

[strong igloo]

already try it

[eager jungle]

or just get to fighting and steal the enemy shield

[restive trench]

try harder

[strong igloo]

but nobody wants my help

[manic grail]

they only have the big ones

[eager jungle]

unlucky

[strong igloo]

i have -1000 luck fr

[strong igloo]

lol

[manic grail]

i got it

[restive trench]

fire

[manic grail]

brawling

[vague kettle]

read my name

🙏

[strong igloo]

someone buy me ts game plz gang im poor

[restive trench]

https://tenor.com/view/waltwhite-breakingbad-say-my-name-gif-7259290

[strong igloo]

😭

[vague kettle]

wait your like me?

[strong igloo]

lol

[vague kettle]

ayooo twins

[strong igloo]

yuhhh

[manic grail]

rdr in your game library but you cant afford hs

[strong igloo]

twin

[vague kettle]

didnt play it just watched it uncle

[balmy jay]

I smell beggars

[strong igloo]

SOOOO

[vague kettle]

gang i watched them both on youtube

[strong igloo]

someone can gift me the game gang

🥺

[manic grail]

intermediate skill but never played the game

[vague kettle]

nah nah me first

[manic grail]

okay

[strong igloo]

why twin

[manic grail]

dawg neither of you are getting this shit for free

[vague kettle]

gang AM PUTTING RANDOM SHIT ON IT

[vague kettle]

how you know

[manic grail]

maybe don't

[manic grail]

cuz im being realistic

[vague kettle]

okay good advice

[strong igloo]

u have rd2 ur rich twin

[manic grail]

APPARENTLY he only watched it

[vague kettle]

I WATCHED IT ON YOUTUBE FROM CASEOH

not caseoh

jinxy

you know em?

[strong igloo]

CASEOH

JAJAJA

HAHA

[vague kettle]

not caseoh

jinxy

jinxy honey

[strong igloo]

ohhhh

but

then

u are rich bc u have days gone

[strong igloo]

that game cost like 30 dls

[strong igloo]

wow

[vague kettle]

i literally said i watched them both😒

[strong igloo]

uhmmm

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-james-doakes-erik-king-stare-staring-gif-1343162792415382650

[manic grail]

im still weak

[strong igloo]

wow

gang this game looks fire

[vague kettle]

yo look

i got a idea

i save 5 dollars u save 5 dollars and we buy the game and we share the library

[strong igloo]

say it

ohhhhhhhhh

[vague kettle]

what you say

[restive trench]

u gotta live in the same country

[manic grail]

i am too heavy to go across the bridge

[manic grail]

untrue actually

[thin vortex]

The flail is so cracked

[manic grail]

nah, double pavise

unarmed+

[thin vortex]

😭😭

[vague kettle]

if you ahve the game can you share me your library in steam plzpzlpzlplz

[restive trench]

steam family needs you to be in same country??

[vague kettle]

no

it doesnt

[thin vortex]

Left hook of doom

[manic grail]

it does unless you sign in from that country (vpn)

[strong igloo]

<@&1268352604799369286> bro gift me the game ur rich

[restive trench]

it does though, tried to share library with some someone from uk and couldn't

[restive trench]

gg u finna get BANNED

[strong igloo]

IK

lols

[manic grail]

dawg

[vague kettle]

why dont you gifft me

[restive trench]

yeah true though needs a new account

[manic grail]

https://tenor.com/view/doc-mundi-top-tier-cashier-broke-mundi-onlyganns-broke-onlyganns-gif-12777617815676488392

[vague kettle]

10 dollars for a poor kid

[restive trench]

https://tenor.com/view/job-job-application-jobless-gif-2757097081210871087

[vague kettle]

yes am poor i say it

[vague kettle]

delete that . now.

[manic grail]

bros probably younger than 13

[strong igloo]

im 16 gang

[restive trench]

https://tenor.com/view/job-jumpscare-job-application-job-meme-job-jumpscare-gif-5102454363566376023

[strong igloo]

CHILL😭

I GOT SCARED

[restive trench]

this game not for you

u still a little boy

[strong igloo]

ik

ik

i say

i was 18

UHHH

16

[restive trench]

go do your homework, kid

[strong igloo]

SEE

[vague kettle]

untrue

15

[strong igloo]

i was jk i got 16 irl (15)

[strong igloo]

TWIN

OMG

[vague kettle]

BOII U TUFF

[manic grail]

you said 13

[vague kettle]

someone kind share his library

[manic grail]

dont lie

weirdo

[restive trench]

yeah bro ur probably 11 but cant lie bout ur age right 🥀

[strong igloo]

15 fr

[vague kettle]

when did I say that

[restive trench]

not u the other dude

[vague kettle]

ohhh

[strong igloo]

yeah i say it

[restive trench]

mfer keeps switching his age like fuckin skyrim character creation

is bro even old enough to know skyrim

[strong igloo]

I was kidding, actually I am 15

[strong igloo]

that game is fire

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/payday-rich-funny-im-so-rich-gif-14151423

[strong igloo]

omg

ur rich gang

👀

[lofty kindle]

Not even a little bit lol.

[vague kettle]

you know thats the.... moderator

[drowsy finch]

Hi mcwonderrr did you see my egyptian artifacts :3

[strong igloo]

yeah

[restive trench]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-tatsuo-shinada-tatsuo-shinada-wallet-gif-17077094791728679757

[strong igloo]

heh

[vague kettle]

how.. are you talking to em like that

[strong igloo]

bc its my friend fr

[lofty kindle]

Community Manger. I am in fact a paid employee of the dev team.

[vague kettle]

yoooo tufff

also just so yall know i cant buy ts game because i wanna work have a job but i got a disability

[strong igloo]

ohh

[manic grail]

https://tenor.com/view/dwight-schrute-dwight-schrute-the-office-smh-gif-18148134107232401417

[strong igloo]

my mom does

[vague kettle]

@strong igloo your level 3 in steam that means u bought games

[strong igloo]

yuhh

[vague kettle]

are you... lying to me....

[drowsy finch]

How many shekels do u make

[strong igloo]

i buy 1 dolar games

[vague kettle]

show me yo library

[strong igloo]

and the another ones my uncle give its to me

[strong igloo]

wait a sec

[lofty kindle]

I did not.

[strong igloo]

Literally, I have all the games that Steam gives away

[vague kettle]

show me em just gonna take a look if you can

[lofty kindle]

Enough to keep the kids fed and the lights on. Don't need much more then that.

[strong igloo]

k

[drowsy finch]

Egdypt!!!!

They’re hyrogliphic charmss

[vague kettle]

you have kids? hope they are happy

[manic grail]

i see literally no reason not to show off ur games on steam

[drowsy finch]

For good luckk

I think they’re dated to like uhmm

1000? Bc???

[vague kettle]

what

your against me or with me

[drowsy finch]

Lemme look in the archivr

[violet garden]

I have opps on every corner

[manic grail]

with

[lofty kindle]

Genuine artifacts or repros?

[manic grail]

this guy doesn't have games visible

no reason not to

[lofty kindle]

Me too, only they can say.

[strong igloo]

yuh

[severe fulcrum]

Angient egypt had tiny mice sot hey had conputers too and also were smaller than normal

[vague kettle]

show em lil brooo

[unreal bay]

[manic grail]

make your games visible

coward

[lofty kindle]

Tiny mice = Computers?

[vague kettle]

am egyptian they are good but i dont really see that much of egypt arts in it but its good

[violet garden]

give him a moment he aint done yet he can still fight

[unreal bay]

true

[manic grail]

he'll walk it off

trust

[lofty kindle]

Posting clips but not responding to my informative essay?

Hurts bad man.

[severe fulcrum]

Look

Right click left click

[unreal bay]

i read it, and it was informative

[worn egret]

ouch...

[lofty kindle]

That is a scarab.

[manic grail]

marshal thoughts on the pavise build

[worn egret]

the new blood system is great

[kind nimbus]

[unreal bay]

now i know the diffrence between that and that one

[strong igloo]

already

[unreal bay]

❤️

[strong igloo]

why?

[vague kettle]

what that mean

[granite saffron]

so where do i go to report bugs

[manic grail]

why not?

no reason not to

[granite saffron]

oh nvm

[kind nimbus]

new update is so good

[strong igloo]

i have furry love (jk)

[lofty kindle]

#1465774955009540257

[manic grail]

you can make games private

[drowsy finch]

Genuine artifacts!

They’re from my archives

[lofty kindle]

Real OG's make their profile private.

[drowsy finch]

My schools archives

[drowsy finch]

Yes! It is!!

[violet garden]

my profile is OPEN so everyone can see how COOL i am

[manic grail]

even worse

[violet garden]

and i have MANY games and they are COOL

[manic grail]

i like open profiles, especially with my friends

because i like gifting on their birthdays/christmas

[kind nimbus]

how many peopole do half sword bad english sorry

[manic grail]

plus i have 264 games i wanna flex that

[vague kettle]

@manic grail if you got any money can you (thats only if you have ) like gift me not tryna sound annoyin or shi

[manic grail]

im not gifting bro

if i had more i'd consider it

but i need money

[vague kettle]

alright sorry mate

[manic grail]

gotta spend £50 on my dads birthday soon

[lofty kindle]

I was obsessed with Egypt as a kid. Was really serious about archaeology for awhile until I learned even scientists can succumb to ego traps. Started finding all of conflicting findings and high IQ babies throwing tantrums.

[violet garden]

weak, im afraid

[vague kettle]

oh happy birthday

what day is it

[manic grail]

sunday

getting him Ready or Not

https://tenor.com/view/ron-ready-or-not-ready-or-not-pc-ready-or-not-game-gif-24390115

[vague kettle]

is his birthday in march

[vague kettle]

that game hella tuff saw it from caseoh

[manic grail]

sunday is the 22nd bro

[vague kettle]

ohhhhh

happy birthday to him

how much was halfsword again

10 or 20 dollars

[manic grail]

no clue

[granite saffron]

question here

[granite saffron]

has anyone had an issue with hafted weapons / polearms / literally anything that is NOT a sword stabbing and cutting?

[manic grail]

do you mean like a staff can cut things

[granite saffron]

like for example you have a polearm with two axe heads,

For me, whichever one makes first contact is the ONLY axe that will cut. the other will be blunt

[manic grail]

oh weird

[granite saffron]

or a hafted axe, the spike on top won't stab, but the axeblade will cut, and vice versa

[manic grail]

i like close up stuff

perspective of the weapon, of sorts

[granite saffron]

ive had this issue ever since the demo, and ive played that for 300 hours

i just wanna know if anyone else experiences it

[unreal bay]

he is def ded

[vague kettle]

😭

[tepid field]

Tis but a scratch

[strong igloo]

wow

[strong igloo]

😭

[vague kettle]

does this game have stuff like trainers

[manic grail]

wow

[vague kettle]

heard people say that

[manic grail]

somehow exact same

yes

[vague kettle]

lmao

the demo was good

but icl the game was too laggy

barly got 60fps on high

[manic grail]

i love being knocked over because hes not gonna do any damage

[vague kettle]

😔

[strong igloo]

😔

[manic grail]

dawg spend five dollars

[vague kettle]

i literally cant my finicial states dont allow me to

[manic grail]

you can't not be a limited account then

[misty frigate]

are you

russian

[vague kettle]

no

[manic grail]

egyptian i think he said

[vague kettle]

egyptian ye

[strong igloo]

what

[vague kettle]

also

[misty frigate]

why cant egyptian buy half sword game

[vague kettle]

a dollar is 50 to me that adds it up

[strong igloo]

im from africa

chill

[misty frigate]

someone buy @vague kettle this game

[vague kettle]

YES BOY TELL EM

[manic grail]

actually

i think you need to be a friend to gift

[strong igloo]

hell yeah

[strong igloo]

yuh

[vague kettle]

yeah i think

not sure

[manic grail]

buddy

you can't be friends with a limited account

[vague kettle]

how

the link thing

[manic grail]

limited accounts can't add friends

[vague kettle]

i friended multiple people

[manic grail]

wait what

[vague kettle]

no i friended people and they gifted me 2 games

leme show you

[manic grail]

oh wait

[strong igloo]

holy aura

[manic grail]

you can't initiate requests, but you can accept them

that makes sense

[vague kettle]

yup

[strong igloo]

Will today be your lucky day, twin?

[random hound]

how do you retrieve insured weapons? I cant find them in my inventory even though i just crafted one

[worn egret]

Suffer.

[vague kettle]

maybe

i dont know

but if i want this game i don want it to come by annoying people

[restive trench]

bro did the batman grab and the enemy gave up

[random hound]

can someone explain to me why insuring my weapon made it disappear and i cant equip it

because its not in my inventory?

[worn egret]

my signature technique never fails

[vague kettle]

ye ts how u add people by ts friend code i think 1562637158

[strong igloo]

yuh

[misty frigate]

yuh

[lean fern]

woah

[misty frigate]

ay dude wtf

you broke the chain

you should have said yuh

[strong igloo]

guys someone can gift me the game too??? (hehe im the twin of someone buy me this game 10$need)

[misty frigate]

no.

[strong igloo]

ow

why

[misty frigate]

because ur

[dreamy mango]

Coward!

[strong igloo]

im a egyptian cat chat

[strong igloo]

ow

[misty frigate]

bro doesnt know how to spell sphinx

[strong igloo]

bc im not bald

bruhhh

[misty frigate]

want me to fix that huh?

[strong igloo]

uhhh

wdym.....

[unreal bay]

willie hitting the nae nae

[honest crest]

can i sell a 29 year old DVD-ROM drive for 3 million dollars

found this old idiot

[drowsy finch]

I think I might fall into archeology as my career lol, it’s the only thing I genuinely love.

I should see if my college’s archives have any medieval stuff

[restive trench]

but medieval isnt archeology related smh smh

[untold wraith]

Yall fw the food?

[drowsy finch]

[restive trench]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1107377284412866652/1241722170166739114/cats-1cgte6q.gif

[drowsy finch]

“The sky is red”

[restive trench]

i mean, if you wear red tinted sunglasses, it is red

[drowsy finch]

You’re red, look at ur role

[restive trench]

does that mean im the sky

[misty frigate]

now think

you find a really cool good medieval long sword with some INSANE background lore

and government takes it from you😊

[untold wraith]

Nobody answered 🫩

[misty frigate]

it sucks

look plain

not cooked enough

2/10

[untold wraith]

How about yesterday's lunch

[misty frigate]

it also looks wet, so its 1/10

[misty frigate]

-10/10

it looks disgusting

[untold wraith]

It's British cuisine

Asshole

[untold wraith]

Respect @indigo hare culture

[misty frigate]

its not british cuisine as long as you cook it

[manic grail]

penis shape

[misty frigate]

its more like, captain misinfo chitty food

[untold wraith]

Chitty

[restive trench]

interesting shape...

[misty frigate]

aight aight

shitty if that appeases you

[untold wraith]

Thank you

[misty frigate]

i didnt want to be all honest about it

take some cooking lessons ig

[obsidian girder]

chitty food food

chitty chitty food food

[misty frigate]

it really looks sorrow asf bro

[restive trench]

the white thing looks like 2 balls

[misty frigate]

if thats brownie, or whatever that brown poopie looking like thing is

[restive trench]

and the red thing looks like

yk

[misty frigate]

it might be delicious

who knows

[misty frigate]

its just ice lemons and soda dude

thats not a cooking flex

[untold wraith]

No

You'll never guess what it is pal

[restive trench]

is that snow?

wait

i mean ice

[misty frigate]

thats coolerer.

[restive trench]

ice so unclear i said snow accidentally

[misty frigate]

go to hs channel pal. that aint cooking.

https://tenor.com/view/amma-cat-ts-js-pmo-icl-pmo-cat-gif-9038313483801766180

[manic grail]

i am absolutely cooking

0

[misty frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/lie-detector-lier-trending-gif-6708574292361340617

[shell swift]

Why dont men dress like this anymore smh

[misty frigate]

they do

its just not popular

i dressed like that on my work

fr

[lofty kindle]

You should check, share your findings if any.

[balmy jay]

go to medieval festivals, living history events and ren-fairs

re-enactments of medieval battles too

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-knight-gif-6127822386394363849

[indigo hare]

Based and real

Ur real cool now

[drowsy finch]

100% will do next time I’m there!!! I’ll lyk!!!

[drowsy finch]

I love being a histori majer

I’ll make 3 shekels an hour

[trail herald]

the last thing he sees before his spine breaks

[flat widget]

What is this, it could be delicious or horrible. Either way it's intriguing

[manic grail]

83

dead chat

[wind geode]

13-0

[shell swift]

CS2?

[wind geode]

https://giphy.com/gifs/are-you-serious-bonnie-meme-staring-DWISY4P4j62pWCCgqE

Nah

[vestal eagle]

I think it's Rainbow Six Seige

[wind geode]

Lego worlds

[manic grail]

that's literally rocket league??

[drowsy finch]

This is the rabbitfrom DBD

[shell swift]

I don't know these modern shooters 😭

I played siege like once when it was new

[manic grail]

just beat this guys helmet shut

[proper ravine]

guys how do you install mods onto halfsword early release

[manic grail]

this guy is refusing to go down

[shell swift]

All my bosses left early from work do I leave to 🤔

[dreamy umbra]

nah leave late and get that OT pay 👅

[shell swift]

I did that yesterday

[fleet imp]

@manic grail this is a more vanilla+ resource pack and I think this one is better

its not as blurry

[manic grail]

thats better yeah

[fleet imp]

the glass in this one is weird tho

not clear anymore

[manic grail]

why is he cowering to a shield is he stupid

[cunning finch]

wdym you need to

[upbeat rose]

https://tenor.com/view/wwe-scream-scream-if-you-love-scream-if-you-love-hearts-of-iron-4-hearts-of-iron-4-hoi4-gif-2835444177999722035

[patent jungle]

guys is this the lenguage willie speaks

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/j6nnLcX6D1o?feature=share

[fleet imp]

https://medal.tv/games/minecraft/clips/m9vXzmUaSmwtm-3k-?invite=cr-MSxyT3AsNTQyMTA1NjU2&v=169

[drowsy finch]

Prove it, name every modern shooter you don’t know

[fleet imp]

exploration showcase

with dlss on for performance

4.5

[shell swift]

5d chess move

[long pawn]

he had a premonition

[rancid fjord]

Why are the physics so dogshit now?

[scarlet creek]

Bedrock?

[rancid fjord]

Also why no greatswords

[long pawn]

you can make some pretty big longswords

i've made one that i've coined the 'long-est sword' its abought the same height as the peasants you fight in the cellar

[rancid fjord]

Doesn't seem to be same size as ones in demo

Idk if I just haven't figured out that crafting tho, but handling seems weird too

[rancid sapphire]

drip

[long pawn]

you gotta weight them correctly otherwise they're just uncontrollable

[long pawn]

i normally aim for either in line with the crossguard or just ahead of it

[manic grail]

MASS ALL THE WAY

[long pawn]

oh yeah my mace is solid gold, cost me 4k and weighs about 2.5kg

one crack to the head and them bitches goin' down

[rancid fjord]

still seems to flop around when i switch guard stances

[long pawn]

this is what i use for all my builds

[indigo grail]

hi

[rancid fjord]

is there a known physics bug then? longer swords just seem super floppy for me

[long pawn]

well they're gonna be because there's more to them

not really much you can do about it

[rancid fjord]

damn

also its insanely disappointing that there isnt craftable flails. hopefully that gets added

probably my fav weapon type

[sharp temple]

bafoon

[long pawn]

ragamuffin

[manic grail]

i wish you could change armor material

some is black some is silver

bogus

[long pawn]

dude is a tank

shield wall in human form

[fleet imp]

yup

[strong igloo]

Wow

Guys someone can gift me the game ? Please

Ik I already say it

But I really want it

And I don’t have money rn 😩

Please gang 🥺

[strong igloo]

Tuff🔥

[long pawn]

i've managed to et all the black gear but greaves and a curiass

if they exist

[vestal eagle]

I want a completely black, matte suit of armor

Is that too much to ask for

[manic grail]

fr

[hoary oxide]

Im so bad at making sewage systems. Idk how i ended up with this abomination but somehow it works for now

[long pawn]

he got fucken rocked god damn

[boreal valley]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hgg4V7Xulg pov of the peasants in riot rounds

[lethal wharf]

if theres a dead guy on the ground is it possible to grab one of the weapons around his waist?

[long pawn]

i was gonna say, it's like when you go back to peasant tier or hit a riot in full plate

[long pawn]

yep, just grab his waist and hold e (or wichever hand you grabbed him with)

should drop all his equipped weapons and shields

[lethal wharf]

omg ty

is there a way to get their armor too?

[long pawn]

you might have to do it a couple times

exactly the same way

just grab a limb

or head/torso

barely spent a thing on buying my armour, i just steal it if it looks good

[lethal wharf]

i wish i knew this sooner 😭

im alr at lord rn

[long pawn]

oh yeah i figured it out by complete accident when i picked a dude up and suddenly i was holding his shoes

was like i just mugged him for his J's

[fleet imp]

pillager outpost cut in half by world gen

[lethal wharf]

tf kinda pillager outpost is that

[fleet imp]

its a pillager outpost from villages+ which adds new structures for both villagers and pillagers, its in a early alpha stage so stuff like this is bound to happen

[worldly vapor]

idk how you would undo it realistically lol

[worldly vapor]

from cubecraft: return of the cubes

[shell swift]

https://youtube.com/shorts/Ms-NInnSQ8o?si=f6FvChCs9hSEnin6

[worldly vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/this-next-part-might-shock-some-viewers-gif-1897877151588122674

[slow brook]

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-burning-robert-helpmann-markiplier-getting-over-it-rage-gif-1734552878806861009

[sullen gulch]

Anyone else finding that blunt weapons consistently just phase through enemies?

[slow brook]

no

[sullen gulch]

Mine seem to just go through enemy arms and torso

[scarlet creek]

@muted burrow dude we need to talk in dms because I'm not the kind of scum you think I am, sorry for having to ping you here

[slow brook]

yeah i hope ur sorry

we're chilling

dont bring controversial stuff here

anyways

[scarlet creek]

No I'm going to talk to him in dms

[slow brook]

idk i have a poleaxe and mine doesnt do that

maybe its a weight balance problem?

[muted burrow]

You can make a new appeal in a bit but it has to be proper.

[worn egret]

one puuuuuuuunch

[slow brook]

conor mcgregor

[scarlet creek]

Alright.

[worn egret]

eagle catching baseball

[lyric fog]

broke his nose

[strong igloo]

UFC ahhhhh punch

Half sword look good

[gloomy urchin]

hi

[lethal wharf]

can you not take the armor off the golden dude?

[lean fern]

woah

[lean fern]

no

you need to do the tourney and everytime you win it gives a single piece

his weapons are fair game if you can get him to drop them

[lethal wharf]

i kiled him in one hit before he could pull out anything

LETS GO I GOT THE CHESTPLATE

AND HIS AXE BUT I DONT LIKE IT SO IT DONT MATTER

[lean fern]

yeah

:3

[gloomy crest]

am i the only one that feels like the demo is better due to having fist play and less performance issues?

Just asking

[lean fern]

you're wrong

but only slightly

[lethal wharf]

i feel like the full game has more fist play icl

cause you can do brawls at any rank

[lean fern]

infinity brawl

[cobalt dawn]

my liege is this good enough for me to retire ?

[lean fern]

the shield puncher

[manic grail]

it's almost like an unarmed build

[lean fern]

but safer

much safer

[lean fern]

don't get tummy thwacked

[cunning finch]

today i learned there's people who unironically dislike dr pepper

[shell swift]

to the wood chipper they go

[drowsy mesa]

big billie

[safe sandal]

LOL

how do you make them fat wtf

[shell swift]

https://giphy.com/gifs/DefyTVNetwork-definitely-i-want-them-need-to-have-mDN2PrgD9VuQJG0LY2

literally

[slow brook]

https://tenor.com/view/chud-gif-10883680473108157075

head ahh

[indigo hare]

Those arent people

[small spoke]

only based take you've ever had

[manic grail]

decide

[shell swift]

2

[indigo hare]

Hey nic, Youre one of those not people

[small spoke]

my name isn't one of those not people it's nic

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/walrus-walrus-waving-gif-14828595587632073347

[drifting stirrup]

Ts goes hard as fuck 🔥

https://youtube.com/shorts/1ZP6Yv04fg4?si=ltWFALlD_g0LxW3p

[spark quartz]

Nic doesnt like doctor pepper?

[cunning finch]

they're naming songs literally anything nowadays

[spark quartz]

Nic i thought you were cool bro

[drifting stirrup]

We live in a world where there’s a band called Cheerleader Roadkill

[drifting stirrup]

And a song called Testicular Mythopoetic Zombisaztkommando

[indigo hare]

oh idk, hes just not a person

[cunning finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/864986790347931648/1472624939319427273/image0.gif

[spark quartz]

That's not as bad as infant annihilator

[cunning finch]

time to check on my photography post

[obsidian girder]

I lost my cheesginity in Kenosha, Wisconsin

[bronze ravine]

You're telling me, I CAN post in Art and Photography, but NOT in memes?

[drifting stirrup]

I wish I got that shirt 😭

[obsidian girder]

I too did not acquire the evolutionary apex of human clothing

[indigo hare]

Im not telling you nothin

[bronze ravine]

The Discord is telling me that I CAN post in Art and Photography, but NOT in memes?

[drifting stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/gohan-its-so-peak-gohan-crying-gohan-its-so-peak-peak-gif-11211568239007237362

[cunning finch]

star reactions....

[indigo hare]

Discord cant speak. Bro is losing it

[drifting stirrup]

What’s up stairs? They can’t talk!

[bronze ravine]

[indigo hare]

A horse walked into a bar. He shit on the floor and left because he’s a horse

[spark quartz]

that's so funny easter

[bronze ravine]

They walk into the bar, and tell me that I CAN post in Art and Photography, but NOT in memes...

[drifting stirrup]

I will kill the horse

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1467943646127980738/Untitled_video_-_Made_with_Clipchamp_2.gif

[indigo hare]

You know what else is funny?

The video I sent to your dm that you ignored

🖕 😡

[obsidian girder]

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

[stuck arch]

W goobsmooch

[drifting stirrup]

Kind of like the image I dm’d you which you also ignored

😤

[indigo hare]

It’s ok when I do it

😔

3 edits is wild

[bronze ravine]

Anyways, Half-Sword is pretty good on Steam Deck, the controller style controls work well with Half-Sword as well.

[spark quartz]

It was a funny video tbh

[stuck arch]

Me ong

I stayed up till 5 am last night

[indigo hare]

It was! Im glad you agree!

[little talon]

tell em

[drifting stirrup]

I kept Saddam Hussein in my closet

[bronze ravine]

But I have to run it on well or else it will won't be compliant to TSA laws.

[bronze ravine]

Low*

[spark quartz]

Is it also what you go through on a daily basis

[bronze ravine]

GOD DAMNIT

Sjbshzbdhfd

[indigo hare]

Did you just mention a political and or controversial figure in my discord server?

[drifting stirrup]

Oopsy daisies

[indigo hare]

Oopsy he says..oopsy! …do you understand the gravity of what you’ve just done?

[drifting stirrup]

“Mods, sentence him to be drawn and quartered.”

[indigo hare]

Silly mod, do my dirty work. Throw him into a hole in your backyard

No food for 72 hours

[spark quartz]

aighy

*aight

[indigo hare]

Bro..never admit your mistakes…

[fleet imp]

pillager

[stuck arch]

That'd be a good thing for my fatass

[drifting stirrup]

Minor spelling mistake

I win

[stuck arch]

Put me in the whole too

Hole

[fleet imp]

huh

[drifting stirrup]

7 days 😭

[stuck arch]

This @fleet imp

[fleet imp]

ah okay

volumetric cloud

[stuck arch]

Volume much

[small spoke]

Reminds me of this one Russian joke
A bear saw a burning car it sits in the car and burns to death

[stuck arch]

What's the joke?

[indigo hare]

Two German hunters meet. both are dead.

[small spoke]

Russians have a weird sense of humor I guess

My guess would be

Since the bear is known to be wise and such in Russian folktale

a burning car in the middle of a forest doesn't make any sense

So he sits in it so it makes more sense(?)

[stuck arch]

I see lol

Ig it's funny in of itself

[small spoke]

You could interpret it in alot of ways

[pine hawk]

im so glad i get this one

[small spoke]

I think I saw this before

Something something about meet and hit sounding the same?

[fierce hearth]

is there a way to be 600kg without falling over

but also not being very tall so i can reach the willies

[small spoke]

so it could be misinterpreted as two German hunters hit each other both are dead(?)

[stuck arch]

I don't ;-;

[small spoke]

The English translation doesn't make any sense because it's a play on German words

[stuck arch]

Ahh I tried learning German still barely am lol

[small spoke]

Googled it apparently treffen means both hit and meet double meaning word

[stuck arch]

I get it now lol sweet

[pine hawk]

yah

[small spoke]

I was close enough

[pine hawk]

well, shoot and meet

[stuck arch]

On the topic of hunting I was ABT to fully get my hunting license then I lowk just gave up
I think Its cos my DID changing up on me >:(

[small spoke]

I'm assuming in the states?

[stuck arch]

Nuh australia

If I was in the states I'd be dead by now TwT

[small spoke]

💀

[safe sandal]

Albania Flip Phone

[wheat brook]

Life is kicking my ass

I dropped my big ass chipotle burrito right outside of the store, it made a big mess, then I went in to show them my receipt, hoping they’d remake it

[indigo hare]

Nobody ever had character development without a struggle

[indigo hare]

Peak character development

[wheat brook]

They remade it wrong somehow, so I told them what error they had made and they yelled at me

So I just took it and went about my day

Then in weightroom my fucking patella came out on +3 power cleans

Then I get home and my dog left a fucking fatass pile of shit on the floor and I stepped in it

And my friend’s mom is fucking ugly as hell

[fading belfry]

go back and kill everyone there

[frigid inlet]

Yeah that would push anyone over the edge

[fast nymph]

Telegram from Cark Mode of Burgundy AKA today: Joe Yoga.

[wheat brook]

Woah

[pearl coral]

why he gone

[fast nymph]

i think he got offended from a joke and left but he said its for like time off social media and internet or something idk (i don't believe him very much ngl)

[indigo hare]

He left a while ago. Idk why he ever left or won’t come back. I just left his server and gave up on him 😔

[fast nymph]

gave up on him? wdym?

[pearl coral]

they broke up

[indigo hare]

Trying to get him to come back or even say why he left

Yeah

He made me fan art!

We had a great brotherhood

And then he left me

[pearl coral]

zame

[indigo hare]

I’ll never recover emotionally

[indigo hare]

What a fuckin man

[pearl coral]

does he know..

erm.... AWKAWRD

[pearl coral]

right

i aspire to be like him

[fast nymph]

bro my theory is: he left after crashing out and is like embarrassed from it so he makes up that he left because "oh i'm taking time off the internet, hurr durr", i talked to him on his server and he just dodged a couple of my questions with chatgpt ahh responses saying something like

"i agree and accept that your opinion is what i said was blunt blah blah blah but its not what i meant"

i just gave up and said basically "oh okay"

[indigo hare]

Some mf’s take discord too serious. And im a discord mod saying that

He should just come back and move on

[pearl coral]

my new arming sword arrives within DAYS, fellows

i might need to get a buckler

[fast nymph]

true, lowkey no offense to him but he seems a bit Chronically Online.

[pearl coral]

can someone help me find the buckler that is apparently present in this image

[fast nymph]

@indigo hare this was his response to me when i said he acted a bit rude when leaving.

"I don't disagree and I won't make you think otherwise. I acknowledge my blunt, unintentionally-verbose approach did more harm than good. However, I still stand by my intent to dismiss sovereignty."

the "blunt, unintentionally-verbose approach" he talking about is saying

"i'm actually so done with yall, don't worry i'm leaving this place" LMFAO.

[frigid inlet]

On his head

[pearl coral]

punches you into mist

[indigo hare]

ChatGPT mf

[brazen vale]

I need my Saber in half Sword

[pearl coral]

dont think they really fit

[brazen vale]

Do they not sabers were in Germany in 1475

[pearl coral]

any source ?

[fast nymph]

i called him out on it too and he said something like "yeah i read too many documents" (idk, he just deleted his discord server and moved over to Stoat) like, yeah right bro

[pearl coral]

this is fun

[brazen vale]

I can go find one

[severe fulcrum]

https://tenor.com/view/movie-one-eternity-later-gif-7900643

[cunning finch]

looks like it hurts

[pearl coral]

no full auto in the building bro

[cunning finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/822497395476135976/1467763688382398511/17302363555481643843.gif

my bad

[royal hawk]

chat what do we think about a max size & weight sword

[quaint ore]

Yes

999999999 max

[royal hawk]

6.6kg sword

[cunning finch]

is this the full sword people was talking about

[quaint ore]

I think I made a 9k sword

[brazen vale]

I mean it's not quite a Saber by modern standards but it's the type of sword I want
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scythe_sword

[royal hawk]

istg I've made this sword like twice but lost it each time since I ran out of money to insure them lmfao

[quaint ore]

One sec

Oof

[pearl coral]

there is literally only one of these and its attributed to an individual as a political symbol lol

and it's too late for the game

[royal hawk]

game takes place the 14th century right

[pearl coral]

no

1475

[royal hawk]

almost