#general-catfish-🐱🐟
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Dracula
idk why, i was expecting her to fall
I need a Jake from State Farm

why is he made of shit
hate it when that happens
me
Thought that was Art the Clown for a sec
Not gonna get me with this
it says gif next to it.
I use firefox
Lick the jelly lick the jelly lebron james hairline
My roof was sucked into a black hole
Bring it back
eat cheese eat cheese lebron jame hairline
reminds me of this video
https://www.tiktok.com/@kingbeardx1x/video/7418399096802643242?lang=en
idc
be quiet
stop ragebaiting me
who me?
leave me alone
woah
me
he locked in
I am scared
who wants to join a group of slightly height advantaged people
What about it
scary
was he talking about uhhhh
?
max verstappen?
well no. he's too tall
whar
that guys a terrorist
who tf
Literally my nickname
5'6 is not small.
max verstappen is a fucking war criminal and hes a politican
the person you tried to mention is clearly a controversial figure, why is that such a difficult concept to grasp?
car
does this rule refer to people from the past, like, historical figures, or just modern controversial people, like can I talk about Guy Fawkes
clock it
I wish
5'6 is tall actually
lets go with nah
I love Guy Fawkes
trying to blow up the British parliament building was so hot and sexy
i meant nah as in dont discuss it
smh
yes
gorge washington <3
you gotta answer the question in reference to the tense it was asked
does that mean no talking about the father of the anonymous mask?
you asked two question in one sentence
pick one to answer brah
you didn't specify which one
period poo
so basically everything above 5'4 is tall
is 6ft 5 tall?
i dont think thats where that should be coming out from
so does that mean no celebrating the 5th of november
no it aint.
Who here is tall and who here is short
well i have a schlong so i dont really go thru that
Im 6ft 5 but i identify as short
i am
smth smth changing that smth smth
Me too
i'm actually not that tall.
6'5 height?? or are u that wide
is that willie irl
crying rn
6'5 wide maybe HAH ✌️
i jsut said that
Said what?
chicken butt
hey maybe 6'5 wide... ha... i need a better hobby
yo dont diss the rural areas of the world
giant among smols
I'm not short
add him to half sord
we are not
How tall are you
pipe down little ones
Me too we are like twins
in the 6ft range but I'm not answering fully
I'll beat your ass buddy
hey, you come here often?
Well if ur saying ur tall then its gonna be above 6'2 apparently
Well its true
i love gmod
No
He doesnt really look like me
i might be in the 5 feet range.
Wrong
Pipe down jake..
arc9, even despite its flaws
Death by backshots
second place is M9K
Now this guy looks like me
we love m9k....
Wyoming
Its getting old son 🥱
i didnt even reply yet
I'm cooked
what buster??
😭
smite em
yea
Minimod
Vex from.minecraft
"you are a black man"
"this vexes me"
I dont get it
except for when this happens. arc9 sucks when this happens
WHERE
tarkov?
what mod is that
ARC9 Escape from Tarkov
yay
arc9 scp: 5k pack is so peak since you can use EFT attachments with it but it's got like 8 weapons total so you gotta go get the TFA one
do they have muskets and pistols.
Get him out of here
😪😪
U must go you called bisons fat and ugky
True..
But theyre not ugly
Or fat
No theyre just big
i've never gotten ip grabbed before cause i always hover over any hyperlinks to see where it leads
w feature
I check links before clicking them on discord
i got attacked.
Just dont click any links
Are you a bison
Good
no you are
i wish the eft gunshot sounds weren't so anticlimactic (idk the word)
they sound like metal pots getting hit really hard
bisons aint in the 4 feet range 😼
Bison is actually my cats name hes so cool
4 feet wide maybe HEH
grrr
i've played it before (for like 2 hours before refunding) they did sound really nice
Im gonna look at you real funny tonight..
20 milimeters wide 🔥
i mean the mw19 guns sound absolutely insane so they should be able to figure something out
Another steam user tarkov'd to refund😢
I should hop back on tarkov soon
Nobody's ever seen an AK-106, but there are rumors it was supposed to be chambered in 9x39.
I fuckikg hate all the cunt traders
The no scope mosin sniping quest was fun for me
Mechanic gotta be the least hateable one tho i can respect it
Yea thats early on it gets a lot worse
No
doesn't mechanic like live in factory or something i forgot i did very little digging on very few things
na it's one of Yaegers first quests I think
or however his name is spelled
I love him
Jaeger is the only trader that isnt evil but his quests are the worst
yes
w
the gun mod darsu tells arc9 eft not to worry about
Everything is loud
I dont really use it but i dont remember it being too loud
Good gun early game icl
i'm going to reinstall gmod
Last time i played it was for the gwater 2 mod
Ive never heard one
The Reforger is basically just GMOD for arma lol
it's probably the most realistic server out of anything I've played on reforger
in my 4000hrs+ on it
help
i could never talk to people
Its that server where you can only respawn back at base spawn right
I mean squad has fobs
W
c
i only have 19 hours.
they had a mod where it added squads radio
On god
so you had to report shit to SL's that would relay it to other people
I havent played that in so long
insertion2 my beloved i love you no matter how overused and overhyped you are
Honestly what drew me away from playign a lot of squad and stuff was just not knowing how most stuff worked
I mostly just listened to my sl or whoever was with me
well shit
it's better to make guns super loud and scary and your vision to be fucked rather than what they did to squad lol
god what a shit mechanic
is this how scopes work
i blew the whole entire map up
@chatgpt how do i refund ready or not with 55 hours
I miss ol ready or not lol
I hope for only one thing, Dayz Dies off completely and arma 4 gets finished quicker
to who
soulless ready or not devs when they see the absolute BAG that xbox will bring
big coperation
what did they do
reforger already took it's spot for best tactical shooter on console
major censorship and ruined visual quality because they decided to merge console and desktop
also multiplayer mods
oh i forgot they did that
i never played again after i heard that
"yeah bro we're so gonna make an uncensored realistic dark and gritty swat 4 sequel"
ive followed ready or not's development loosely since like 2018 or so but i really havent paid attention since
is this worth a buy on sale in ur opinion? 9060xt 16gb 1080p
1.0 was awful
i dont think the addon is working as optimally as it should
i played in the first early access version it was pretty rough
wait idk if thats even what i thought it was
uuh
@steam release unrecord right now
idk i have a gtx 1650 super i dont even have a good gpu myself
garry's mod
I've faced this mod once in a realistic server, it was horrifyinh
owo
is it bodycam or nah im slow and 3" tall
my son (normal size ) is helping me type
im so glad i forgot about that game bc everytime i remember i get excited and pissed that nothings out yet
bro
what am i looking at
i thought i was being trolled
is this the realistic shooter of the decade
tomas the dank engine, but from a rpg
why is gmod bodycam
Shit man, are all the old regulars dead?
mods
Truly alone
spray pain t
sorry
what mod are you using for the bodycamera
im trying to remember what exactly that was
i remember it was a big update but
idr if it was before or after 1.0
like 3 of them,
so helpful
yes but its an unrelated question
i should make a collection with how many people are asking me for my stuff
ill go find the links
i cant believe 1.0 launched in dec 2023
november 2022
yea i rmemeber now
i was really over the game by the time they dropped those changes
ok so for the visuals these two are the ones im using + a whole bunch of shaders by some Evgeny Akabenko guy and these first person things are pretty necessary for ✨ immersion ✨
thank you nephew
woah
it might not be all of them so ill make a collection soon and you can like ask for settings later
ill have to filter out all of the unnecessary junk in my subscriptions too
i had to uninstall battlefront to download gmod.
burp
ts gmod reaism so we dont skimp on the cool death ragdolls.... and stuf.,
can you explain
he was talking about his half sword willie character of course
so who else grabs bowls of yogurt and downs them.
this is the half sword server after all...
no
I'm 5'0.
son i dont care..
4'11
4'10
are you retractable
wat is this???
makes you older than me
that's good morning
galaxyhighmarshal he made the blood
i remember him from gmod blood addons
top 10 devs
good hecking morning.
its true im in the crib
guys what if you could put the smallest dagger possible in yoru boot
guys am ic ooking
guys am i smart
fuck
you can pick up arrows from crossbows
nerd
well why are they pointy then.
bolt
bolt (if you laugh to this you are not funny)
cuz it moves fast (if you laugh to this you are not funny)
haha
am i muted
yes.
tough crowd, huh?
AHAHAHAHAH
i was trying to help you out but alright man..
bro read the msg again
broo
I thought that had an n.
tje sun is so bright
im not a vampire im just a discord user
it feels good to hit combos again
hey guys, did free mode get "fixed" yet?
besides its 11:05 pm
maybe
the sun is nowhere to be seen
you have to check
is there any game u play in which you dont have over 1000 hours in
no it fucking bricks your pc dont try it
Im waiting for them to do a proper free mode before i buy the game, as that's the only mode i play
everything but halfsword & arma reforger & arma 3
sticking with the demo for now
@vague viper
the scar looks so stupid in mw19 its like a childrens toy
holy
why's that
big og
guess what game I have 1000 hours on
roblox
infinity ward out of their MINDS bruh
i dont kno
Peak anyone?
it starts with f.
anyone wanna peak
fortni
mw19's rendition of a vector 🤢
fallout new vegas
i have peak but getting my friends to play is impossible
is it fortni
for reference heres a good vector
I end up attempting leaps of faith and dying
@prisma musk present the game.
falf sword
as you do
this is torture
in reality I only have 43 hours.
i got the baron helm!!
i bought arma 3 cause it was like 2 cents and never even downloaded it
Guy I'm watching play Quasimorph missed four 82% chance to hit sniper shots. I hope this man never buys a lottery ticket
my tv has a scar because I physically abuse it.
W game
i accidentally stabbed my monitor 3 years ago
Indeed
not the worst
i played it for like a week and never again tho icl
no because there's something on it.
OOP
that looks hella annoying
not really
W abuse
more force over an area therefore bigger
ive never abused my monitor how the fuck are u guys doing htat
on accident
My gamecube controllers have gone thru some heavy shit
I hit my monitor with my keyboard and it has a few black scars on the sides.
why the fuck did u hit ur monitor with ur keyboard
2 for 1 expense
woah!!!
as i said before RAGE
put your willy away
newgrounds wouldn't load.
I have stuff on it
u have issues
I look at stuff
what stuff
ima head out cya people
no
i only use newgrounds to look at madness combat shit
Adios
ciao
no no
no no no no
sluggari
still surprised how he did this
alright not that much
calm down humor its dark princess
dark prince
favorite card: mega knight = ooooh i love dihhh
I do stuff to ranch
how did that not get booted into the brainrot channel
🍻
Ram Ranch right
i wonder if just the d word with one h gets booted
dih
oh
dih
@mods add dih to blacklist
no. the utensil
di h di
uncle gets added to blacklist but not dih
on god
slime rancher!!!!!!!!
ik right I can't call Moai that
yay
annoys me
can say nephew tho
uncle is actually goated
idk why theyre calling it brainrotted
Uncle Grandpa
theyre censoring it because theyre racist 🙄
my name was pizza steve on discord and steam for like 2 years
hell yeah
its bc theyre discord mods, their humor is 4 years behind everybody elses
now what is wrong
yeah screw you samofsaturn 😡
And Moai 😡
tcaldridge lenny and kalann do not exist
They never really have
what the hell
Lenny exists just a liiiiittle bit
what is a modlord
moai is goated
he weird as fuck but he cool
i will not take moai hate
idk any of hte mods
me.
.
Moai is on life support and can barely step out of the wheelchair
But he sent me my five dollars so actually I'll give him a pass 
My boy Clueless is no longer part of the Yellow Gang sadly
But Sillius can still be jumped
i think my zero is off
that look like a dot not a zero
why the fuck is there a watermark
larp larp larp
unburnt gunpowder shows up on surfaces i shoot close to 💯 idk if this is realistic but its most certainly detailed
like this?
do you shoot a lot of walls point blank
yeah
im talking to the professionals here..
viewmode shadow.s,
sopmod block i + phased replacements loadout
if you could slide things up and down the rails with arc9 i think my life would be complete
i like it
ong that shit is chopped
well that's the shit that they used so i'm not replacing it 😡
its ok
without phased replacements (if they had the ol trijicon 1x24 reflex i would use that but they DONT HAVE IT)
whar u calling me mikki for
i aint no stupid rat
stupid mouse
pipe down son
closest they have is this which is.... lets say suboptimal to be nice
fuckass scope
we got normal optics
only holosun thing in tarkov i think is the HS401G5
comes with a free laser pointer for your cat
you should like use the optic separately from the gun for this use case
not like that's stopped them from adding american things before
even added this
there was really no reason to
Cant blame him
theres a lot (the MCX one is sort of a stretch but also not)
its visually distinct enough at least for me but at the same time its basically just an ar-15 with a new quirky operation
look ma no buffer tube
camo.,.,.
the 416 is basically just a short stroke piston AR-15
still needs the buffer tube too
Gun gun gun
anyways its REALLY LATE i needa hop off gmod lest i miss out on the time where i swap from my pc screen to my phone screen cause im a little tech-addicted gremlin
the internet is a strange thing isn't it
noah wouldn't even attempt to, only 8 people survived the flood, him and his sons and his sons' wives
school starts relatively late in the day for me so i have more free time at night
will in a bit
I work the night shift btw
👍
how do you know i never stated it
I work and live at night vro 🥀
We gotta cuz it’s almost night rn anyway for me
Which means big moneys
Cuz night shift gets paid a lot cuz you gotta live in the fucking shadows 🥀
Batman ahh job vro istg
What jobs yall workin tho? I wanna know lwk
School
Lmao
still on the search personally but i think i could land a retail job over the summer
Damn
Bro I get paid prob more for looking at some cameras and cleaning sum shit at night
Do NOT
it's the easiest thing
Retail gets paid nothing bruv
other than fast food
there's not a lot of fast food listings in my area tho
especially since i don't got a diploma YET there's not a lot of good jobs i can take
alright
Uncle congregation
Oh yeah btw I don’t work regular night shift
I work night shift at one of those nuclear plants.
Not at just sum kinda mall 🥀
Have u ever died from radiation
what kind of plant is it
What qualifications do you even need to land a job like that
Yea im joking
hey nuclear boy i asked a question
Btw it’s duke energy
duke dennis
Commercial I’m pretty sure
New dudes get paid like 65 dollars an hour I think?
Something like that
Big nuke silenced him
I knew it
holy shit he has rad away
Should’ve worked at a nuclear plant
why did he get timed im so curious
Chernobyl gave them such a bad rep bro
I’ve never seen anyone die to it
(Nuclear energy)
I’ve only seen like 10+ guys get shot for sneaking into property
Only 10+
Which I’ve done 3
Oh so the job isnt that chill
Err
Cuz you doing yo job
oh so you shoot nuclear energy thieves
If they’re just barely in gates
Makes sense
Do they have to be armed
i bet you aurorafarm on them
Or like nah u js shoot
True
do you have to like shoot a specific spot or do you have to insta kill
BRO
So they pay you for camping
Bro n-
YOU IRRADIATED RADROACH
I dont even have a job bri
I ASKED A QUESTION
he lowk switched his story kinda
"yea bro my job is shooting people at a power plant"
Ngl bro I am just a loser but aight
just say you’re a security guard
I still do got the job tho
Does he know that power plants BLOW up and kill EVERYONE if you shoot at them
it would’ve been way easier
I believe you twin
Bro they are ARMED
urbex idk
No shit we are shooting them bro
half-sword tomorrow
They got GUNS my cuh
But you gotta watch out you dont wanna hit the power plant
Cause
Its gonna nuclear bomb explode
Bro actually might be ragebaiting
Do you piss blood from all the lives youve taken
Yeah bro ima go to work get a job lmao
u first
Chill
literally not that deep
He difnt even do nothing
Second ammendment: you can own a gun no matter what!!
felons:
Ive never seen a working firearm in my life
guys
the mods may be watching us mention country rules
i think they’ll consider that politics and spank us
i remember i said something abt the second amendment and then moai said “freedom of speech isnt freedom of consequence..”
bc thats definitely the 2nd amendment
Def not a private server lmao
bros at gunpoint rn
Is he acoustic
tf is goningon
i can’t speak about sean
I joined a very very long time ago when the first demo on steam came out
left and joined much more recent than that
@vague viper if you dont stop triggering the auto-mod im gonna throw a warn your way
Sorry
lmao
LMAO
auto-mod is very sensitive
He asked what i wanted to say
oh well i guess thats fine then /s
/ tag is wild
you have to in this economy
loser
awh
moral bankruptcy
/s.
shut up
jumps
/meanie /s /ref /hj /bj
oh HELL no
/bj
/bijan robinson
Thanks draydray
how do i get my gif perms
says it two more times
talk
sacrifice 13 scottish babies to the willie in the sky
im partly scottish
We all saw that bud
what was that
I saved it its too late
american voice
did you just assume my gender
You got a problem with that?
hey you ranked up
Fooking hell
cool beans bro
forced we know ur american mate
dont try and hide it
or what mate
U-
🇮🇱
guys isnt ice like the big thing in america
What style of boxer do I make, playing Fight Night Champion
this is going to a mod mail
boutta mod the mail
i notified
i might even rail a mod
im mailing my mod till i get warned
notice how quiet it is bc of the mod aurora
brah
shut up americano
Pack your bags
Where did Mini Mod Kal go
I hope you know I've not listened to any of these nor will I
no
Why
all that matters is that youre with me now
youd know a lot about 15 year olds huh
wdym
No he says that like he isn't acting 14
yeah if you got a problem make me 18
no
🙏
thats not possible
really tho
can i peer into your room
does this mean ur stupid
hah! silly man has the reading iq of a slippy sloppy grandmother!
european chortling
A sloppy grandmother
ok now what does THAT mean
slippy sloppy grandmother
yeah count ur beans bro
ok beans on toast
yeah consider ur self beaned bro
you are so close to saying a slur
like what
Happened to me earlier
Stop evading filters lil bro..
thats why u cant have embeds
ayo
Fuck you
draygonsta be like
I thought we had somethint special
You were gonna show me your gun
i do an uroboros to myself thinking about you
I forgot what that is
I knew at one point
like a snake curling down and eating its tail
Ohh
So its not your m4
my fav armenian
I thought you were cool
fuhhh no
guess u could say hes pretty rude
buster hardly even know her
I wish that was how that works
quiet down, only dagestanis get to talk rn
i ac do mixed martial arts in lexington
i dont wanna hear it
Chop enjoys that Chud lifestyle
yeah use yer fuckin london spinkick on a 12 gauge
Fahhhh
im just rude, buster
Edgy
PURGE THE XENOS
Lucky you only got 1 buddy
freedom of speech bruh
repeater? dont say that, a europe person has never experienced a repeater
Minecraft redstone
meow meow meow
SHUT UP
freedom of speech, not freedom from consequences
uh oh
you're free to say whatever you want so long as you're ready for the result
also i still dont know why i got warned
there aint no freedom of speech
idek what i said to warrent it
warrant*
tell me that i did something stupid big mod
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