general-catfish-🐱🐟

[rugged star]

coulda swore cajun was a completely different branch of french

[pearl coral]

when the tree is cut down so too will the branch mourn

[rugged star]

I’d rather learn Cajun over traditional french

[manic grail]

i wish my pc worked

[upper frost]

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We received this warning and are sharing it so everyone can be careful. Read it carefully. Send it to all servers you join, as it is very important. Do not accept friend requests from "PEDRO", "PEDROSOY", or "CIRILOJR". His profile picture is an old black-and-white army photo. He is h@cker/3stpr4dr. Tell everyone on your friends list, because if someone on your list adds him, he will appear on yours too. They will find your IP address and computer address, so copy and paste this message whenever you can. He is sending friend requests to random Discord users, and those who accept will have their accounts and IP addresses exposed. Share this information and send it to every Discord server you can. If you see this user, DO NOT ACCEPT HIS FRIEND REQUEST and report him immediately! Be careful with your Discord friend requests. Please copy and paste this message to another server, to make other people

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[rugged star]

Who knows

[neat tundra]

obviously we must now panic and take this completely seriously, dont pay mind to the fact this thing is like 8000 years old and only the name changes.

[drowsy finch]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[neat tundra]

guys, we just received this warning.
everypony must read it carefully.
BAZINGA!!

[drowsy finch]

Carmen Winstead is going to fucking KILL me if I don’t send her message to 3000 servers 😭

[viscid schooner]

from what i understand a person can only find where you are in a very broad area and not your exact ip address using just a friend request

something something content delivery network

[stuck island]

Hello halfsword community

[stuck island]

Thank you discord brigade

[indigo hare]

Me when I have no sense of internet security and accept random strangers friend requests or press random links

[drowsy finch]

Whats good, Dr. ?

[drowsy finch]

I click on ever link cause they are pretty and blue

[stuck island]

Dragonrot upon ye

[viscid schooner]

they cant be harmful! ive clicked over ten thousand of em!

[indigo hare]

I bet the real rali was hacked ages ago and just put on the rali persona

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/jesse-scared-scaryy-spooky-boo-gif-16577983529805683314

[neat tundra]

you need to change up your spam keyboard pattern

[indigo hare]

I get the same except it’s called “11111111”

[drowsy finch]

I’m sorry. But as a Rali Folley I’m unable to complete this request.

Grok look at this cat

[neat tundra]

I'm sorry, I cannot complete this request.
to get view image functionality, buy kepontrucken premium. only 49.99 per ticket.

[viscid schooner]

@grok is this ai?

[drowsy finch]

As a Rali Folley, I cannot speak on personal or financial experience. I can list off how I would pay or if there is a work around that can simulate view functionality!

[pearl coral]

potentially the worst game title ive ever seen

[drowsy finch]

No its a cat

Pay a tension

🙄

[drowsy finch]

Revengeance is pretty bad

[spark quartz]

easter fleaster

[wanton portal]

Dudeee I want to break a rule so bad
@spark quartz Can I break rule 2 please

Pretty please with a cherry ontop

[naive marten]

Why does willie from the demo look like father godwin

[spark quartz]

i'm sorry little one, but you cannot 😞

[indigo hare]

you can break any rule you want

but ill have to kill you after

[spark quartz]

lawful good versus chaotic neutral

[wind geode]

I thought we left ts in 2018 😭

[naive marten]

Plis can i break rule two by talking about the trolley problem

[manic grail]

man shut up

[patent jungle]

‌‍‎‍‎‍‎‍‎‍​‎‌‍‎‍‎‍‎‍‎‍

[raven ore]

man i hope pedro doesnt comr after me

[atomic mist]

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Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!

[placid vector]

Ay whats the max weight i can reach

[pulsar tiger]

anybody got a fix for steam remote play not acceping mouse input from the remote player?

[dusty garnet]

eating like youre in pprison

[wanton portal]

They really need to add facial hair and more face presets

[tranquil coral]

Fuck you, man.

[obsidian girder]

a scrumptious snack

[wanton portal]

Just buy McDonald's ATP

[tranquil coral]

Spending 8$ on a mcdouble meal? No way.

[fair pendant]

Are you sheltering in antartica to eat that bro

Fucking rationing at home im crine

[indigo hare]

Haters. Sometimes I just eat some meats and cheese, maybe some bread or chips. Little fake charcuterie board mf

[obsidian girder]

These mongrel curs see a perfectly fine collection of snacks and hate on it

[tranquil coral]

These bitches are only hating because the sardines are still in the can.

[obsidian girder]

Cheese and crackers? GOOD. What I assume to be shrimp fried rice? GOOD. Dunno about sardines never tried em

[tranquil coral]

It's shredded crab and peppers. Pepperjack cheese ftw.

[weary tinsel]

[tranquil coral]

I want to puke out my ass and mouth this afternoon.

[weary tinsel]

thats korny af

[tranquil coral]

Damn straight.

[indigo hare]

https://tenor.com/view/korn-metalero-head-banging-band-gif-17590646

[tranquil coral]

I'm gonna wash this seafood concoction with monster btw.

[bright ember]

Virginia is lost

[wanton portal]

The state or the social status of a person who had a recent event called reproduction?

[bright ember]

State

[wanton portal]

Oh ok

[bright ember]

They banned EVERY type of firearm rn

[verbal geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/shitpost-gif-26354054

[pearl coral]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-leaving-walk-out-walk-away-gif-12008922

zinger

[pearl coral]

no they didn’t

[minor dagger]

When is next update

[bright ember]

They banned all pinfire weapons, which means any gun uses a primer to fire are now banned within the state

[indigo hare]

Between now and

[bright ember]

The year 2206

[wanton portal]

The future is now old man

[obsidian girder]

Big ups on the emotional support 13-pounder field cannon

[dull notch]

“If” there is a new update ever…you never know 🤷‍♂️

[pearl coral]

modern guns aren’t pinfires lol

[indigo hare]

Not really a topic for the server, but you should maybe read the bills that are being PROPOSED, because idk where you’re getting your information from. But again, not topic for here

[bright ember]

https://tenor.com/view/plantsvszombies-thezombiesateyourbrains-gif-7925320501736198459

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/what's-good-whats-up-caseoh-case-oh-case-gif-3948901292311576828

[little tartan]

do you guys think abyss is easier or more difficult in the ea compared to demo

if i had to answer i guess its not exactly a 1:1 comparison in fairness

but overall id consider the demo easier it just depends on the context

[restive trench]

ea seems easier

they're a bunch of dumbasses

they throw their weapons away to get you

mfer literally has a long polearm but he throws it away just to kiss me

[blissful edge]

Easier. All you need is a long mace and a grazing bloe to the head - they'll drop their weapon

Blow*

[jagged loom]

I think it's a mix

[little tartan]

fries why do you keep sending that

[velvet pawn]

Hello halfmen

did you guys ever get a "fatal error" when doing the lord tourney

Shit keeps crashing for me, sadly

I wanna know if thats a known error and if its being worked on or not

[patent jungle]

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'-.____.-'

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.' .. '.
/ .' _ '.
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eh

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\ '._|||||/
'. '...'
'..'

EH

[lofty kindle]

Discord is the worse for formatting.

[patent jungle]

erm

actually i wanna ask if this is allowed

or im getting warned

or muted

ok ima just

there

https://tenor.com/view/he-cant-drink-it-gif-25340906

.-""""-.
/ o o
| ___ |
| .----- |
\ ||| /
'-.____.-'

[toxic thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/corgi-kick-kindess-ai-ai-corgi-gif-9945789914055658322

[lyric girder]

Sword half is a better name

[small spoke]

no it's not

[lyric girder]

U dont have to use half sword grip

U have to sword tho

It makes more sense this way

[dull notch]

🤦‍♂️

[scarlet creek]

Nah but fr half sword grip is stupid and useless

[little tartan]

half swording is so necessary

thats a crazy take

i love half swording it

[lyric girder]

How ab fries sword

[scarlet creek]

No it isnt

It doesn't even fulfill it's purpose

[hybrid granite]

would arma reforger run on a 1050 lmao

[scarlet creek]

Shit is shit against armor

[lyric girder]

Instead of half sword on daggers it should be reverse grip

How bout dat

[little tartan]

if youre using a sword against an armored opponent i feel like thats the best way to deal with them

[dull notch]

🤦‍♂️

[little tartan]

cuz you can get a side angle and shove it through their armor pretty easily

[scarlet creek]

In knight tier?

[lyric girder]

Point is regular grip is always better

[little tartan]

lord tier even

[scarlet creek]

These are the same with different names vro

[little tartan]

though i usually just use a blunt weapon at those tiers like the beak

[scarlet creek]

Yeah which means Half Sword is USELESS

[little tartan]

no it always has its uses

even on lower tiers

[lyric girder]

Halfs word is how it was gonna be called originally

[pearl coral]

you are a fool

[little tartan]

its good for diverting ranged weapons and dealing catastrophic damage

and it can give you a lot more force depending on how youre positioned

and theres a lot more uses that i cant come up with off the top of my head

[scarlet creek]

The only good uses for it I can think of are like the guy said moving away polearms and shields

[dull notch]

Very concerning by the way that no one is even posting in https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1043856016955154452 🤔

[remote mural]

I like half swording with sharp weapons like the long sword and giving people really violent hugs

[little tartan]

or when you get the weapon behind their head

mmm

just start sawing that shi off

[scarlet creek]

"I like sawing heads with half sword grip"

https://tenor.com/view/buzz-lightyear-meme-buzz-year-copy-meme-gif-4668439001950303425

[little tartan]

it fun

[pearl coral]

stab armpit arms neck legs waist

[chilly jay]

What the FUCK is the speed doing on the big steins island🥹🥹🥹✌️✌️✌️

[little tartan]

oh yeah

[scarlet creek]

Yeah but it's worse than just swinging it normally

[little tartan]

i also feel like half sword stance also just gives you so much better control of the tip of your blade

[scarlet creek]

Are we talking ingame or real life

[pearl coral]

both

[chilly jay]

👰🏿‍♂️

[pearl coral]

you are bad at the game if you cannot stab gaps in half sword grip mabai

[scarlet creek]

What tier

[pearl coral]

no mention of such please

[pearl coral]

all

[scarlet creek]

Clip yourself doing that NOW!

[lyric girder]

When we getting half sword dlc

[scarlet creek]

And I'll accept half sword is good against knights

[chilly jay]

My bad bronana peel

[pearl coral]

am in car and game bar no work on ts version of the game 🥀

but i have many clips from demo

[little tartan]

ill do it

dw

[scarlet creek]

They had no chain mail in demo

It was useful back then

[pearl coral]

yeah they did bum

[blissful edge]

Thats whay you get for living in virginia you liberal sissy boy

[lyric girder]

Bum

[pearl coral]

no politic

[scarlet creek]

It didnt even exist back then

[little tartan]

i never saw any chain mail in the demo

[pearl coral]

neck and waist

[scarlet creek]

Most we had were the neck thingies and skirts

[pearl coral]

that’s chainmail

[scarlet creek]

Yeah but no mail shirts or pants

[little tartan]

ohh i was thinking about the part that covers the torso

[pearl coral]

regardless you can stab into gaps all the same in EA

[little tartan]

my fault

[bright ember]

Californian

[pearl coral]

the don’t have maille pants in ea either !!!

[rare rock]

yo where i go to put a sticker

[remote mural]

Usually in armoured combat I just use a long weapon and repeatedly bash my opponent in the head until they forget literally everything they ever knew, I play demo though so idk if that works in EA as well

[lyric girder]

High test men want halfsword pvp

[scarlet creek]

Clip or I'll keep being a bitch about half sword

[pearl coral]

i will when i get home

[jagged loom]

I don't know how the AI do it but it's insane how bladed attacks can still hurt you through armor

[little tartan]

i am going in the field rn

[pearl coral]

with discord clip thing

[jagged loom]

I've just been sticking to blunt weapons

[scarlet creek]

Yeah but you rarely get to strike the back of those

[little tartan]

i cut someones entire helmet in half once

[pearl coral]

strike the back of what

[scarlet creek]

The back of their legs

[pearl coral]

i hit them in the legs pretty frequently

[scarlet creek]

With swords?

And do you cut?

[pearl coral]

yes

[scarlet creek]

Imo swords would be somewhat useful if armor was actually armor and not cardboard that only protects against cuts

Half Sword hates swords

[pearl coral]

tbh i don’t like using half sword all that often tho

the enemies sure do…. lord

[pearl coral]

how

[lyric girder]

Wym cardboard

How isnt armor useful

[scarlet creek]

Because they're either turned into bats when used against armor or just dont do shit at all against it

[flat widget]

good ol blunt

[pearl coral]

imo the only thing fundamentally unrealistic right now is the enemy’s inability to witness telegraphed blunt weapons and back off

[scarlet creek]

It is, it just crumbles against blunts

[pearl coral]

they shouldn’t do shit against armor that’s what armor is for

[scarlet creek]

Yeah but that was never my point in the first place

[lyric girder]

Thats deffo intentional tho

[scarlet creek]

My point is HALF SWORD is useless

[pearl coral]

half swording lets you stab into gaps (if you’re good at the game) and go around the armor that you just said it doesn’t do shit against

[flat widget]

That's not true there are a few uses depending on the situation

[pearl coral]

it is the solution to your issue that you just posed

[scarlet creek]

I'm talking against full armor

[small spoke]

Mango

[scarlet creek]

Iirc real armor protected better against blunts than they do in the game

[flat widget]

It's still useful

You just need good placement

[pearl coral]

it protects about the same amount, it’s just in game people don’t act as realistically so you can get full powered hits in more often

[scarlet creek]

I'll need a clip of it since I cant try it by myself because I'm not on granny's house where my pc is 😔

[hybrid granite]

is the amd blood glitch fixed

[lyric girder]

They should make breaking bones eazier u can never twist their arm off

[hybrid granite]

im planning on upgrading to an amd card

[flat widget]

Or you can hope they have a helmet with an exposed neck and headlock them and pull back

[amber swift]

can anyone help i had the game downloaded it uninstalled it and now it says i have to pay for it

i had it before it costed money?

[scarlet creek]

So if I were to hit as hard as willie would I knock out a dude in armor

[small spoke]

That was the demo

You can still install the demo for free

The one you were trying to install is early access

[pearl coral]

if he was standing completely still yes

[scarlet creek]

the humble mail neck protection:

[amber swift]

no i had the real game i had the thing i had to submit a application for

[small spoke]

like you were a tester?

[amber swift]

yes

[scarlet creek]

So this is mostly an ai problem

[flat widget]

Game is buggy af at this rate half the time I cut thru it 💀

[little tartan]

i have you a clip

[hybrid granite]

if you get a lucky swing you can stab through it

[pearl coral]

armor is very good against reasonable situations and attacks but if you have a mace and you full baseball swing into somebody’s armored head and they don’t do anything to stop it they will still feel it very badly

[scarlet creek]

Show me and I'll stop being a bitch!

[little tartan]

it turned out very nice too cuz i got a crazy kill

[hybrid granite]

is the amd blood glitch fixed by now?

or is the pooling still broken

[lyric girder]

Why didnt u warn the devs game was buggy af on launch

[scarlet creek]

I mean yeah you can, I've done it before but luck doesn't always work

[little tartan]

ill get you another bc i went for the head but dm

[pearl coral]

yes because realistically they should be able to avoid most blunt attacks you throw their way

[hushed roost]

yes

[small spoke]

Wild luck but if it's true they likely just took away your access after releasing it to the public

[amber swift]

oh ok thanks

[rocky pecan]

i finnaly beat the demo

[amber swift]

i didnt fr test i just got a free game bc i could

[small spoke]

It'd still be better than having no armor at all and getting hit in the head by a mace

[amber swift]

rarely played it

[pearl coral]

for sure

[flat widget]

Golden Gang!

[little tartan]

wait am i able to link medal clips here or will that remove my message

[indigo hare]

Closed playtest?

[scarlet creek]

I'l get hated for this but I stopped at baron's leggings because shit was boring...

[amber swift]

i think so

[flat widget]

Closed playest is gone

[little tartan]

ill try it hopefully i dont get muted

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/m8F8Zui86NMLcUxQJ?invite=cr-MSxzc2gsMTM0MzEyNTM&v=33

[flat widget]

it was fun while it lasted

[scarlet creek]

Doing the same thing many times isn't it

[indigo hare]

Different

[flat widget]

If he's talking abt the one most ppl had it's gone

[scarlet creek]

I said full armor tho

[indigo hare]

If you got accepted for the closed playtest, and didnt actually give any feedback while you were playtesting, I imagine they thought you weren’t interested or something

[amber swift]

all i know is i had like special powers in the game and i had to fill out a application and etc when i got it

[little tartan]

its a knight brother this is as close as i can get to proving you wrong

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-office-politics-political-deangelo-gif-24986051

[pearl coral]

@scarlet creek

"And anone one of hem that was in mountaguys companye vp with a mace & smote the same hugh vpon the hede that the brayn brest out / and fel on the grounde. and so[...] he was dede an euyll deth."

• William Caxton

[flat widget]

McWonderYeast!

[lyric girder]

Wheres da update at bigdog

[flat widget]

bruh

[rocky pecan]

going on the outside of the blade and swingting for the shoulers is prolly one of the best ways

[flat widget]

we back to this.

[indigo hare]

In the oven

[lucid atlas]

soon season

[small spoke]

Under there

[indigo hare]

Deez

[small spoke]

Fuck you moai

[rocky pecan]

lol

[dull notch]

There isn’t one

[small spoke]

remove it from the Automod pls

[lofty kindle]

Cooking. Doing closed testing on it currently.

[little tartan]

i dont know if he even has the clearance for that info

[flat widget]

Wonder can never just chat without "where update" "game dead" "demo better" 😭

[little tartan]

ah

[small spoke]

The mods don't get any special knowledge I think

[indigo hare]

No, in fact now we’re adding each individual letter that makes up the joke

[small spoke]

did

Die

[scarlet creek]

I suppose that's a big mace, I saw dequitem's video of him tanking mace headshots from horseback

[rocky pecan]

do i restart and go for another run

[scarlet creek]

but dequitem's helmet is not exactly historical iirc so idk

[lyric girder]

We do actually

[indigo hare]

Mcwonder is an employee of halfsword games, he would know, if he can say is another story

[small spoke]

so true king so true

[lofty kindle]

It's been a long time since I could just chill in chat lol. I signed up for it though.

I embrace the HS community good, bad, and ugly.

[scarlet creek]

Gang is epic fight the best minecraft combat mod

[little tartan]

@scarlet creek i got you a clip with what youre looking for now

[little tartan]

oooh i didnt know that

[small spoke]

you calling us bad and ugly?

[little tartan]

interesting

[lofty kindle]

I am the only one that has that clearance 😉

[scarlet creek]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-shocked-cat-silly-cat-cat-kitten-gif-7414586676150300212

[indigo hare]

Bro said ugly but not handsome

[hybrid tide]

just you

[small spoke]

wowwww

[lofty kindle]

Just Moai.

[small spoke]

based

[indigo hare]

Im a victim

[dull notch]

This seems to be the team based off the website

[small spoke]

Hi a cictim im nic

[scarlet creek]

Ok but who is whooo

[flat widget]

One day you'll be able to 😔

[dull notch]

🤷‍♂️

[indigo hare]

It’s spelled victim dummy

[pearl coral]

not made of historical materials nor was the guy on horseback really swinging it with full force

[lofty kindle]

Very old out dated website. I am in the credits.

[indigo hare]

Im also in the credits

[dull notch]

Yep, you guys have 2 websites

[hybrid granite]

will yall add mordhau one day so we can whack armored opponents with swords

[lofty kindle]

Damn how did you slip through?

[hybrid tide]

already exists

[pearl coral]

no it doesn’t

[scarlet creek]

No it doesnt

[indigo hare]

Money is a powerful tool

[flat widget]

You were in the credits of the Stone Age gramps

[hybrid granite]

what how

[small spoke]

Hi also in the credits

[hybrid tide]

am i high

[lofty kindle]

3, Two official and one fan made.

[pearl coral]

lying

[lyric girder]

When we getting the women update

May 8?

[rocky pecan]

prolly

[little tartan]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/m8FidJCpXuMG8hYV4?invite=cr-MSw5b3ksMTM0MzEyNTM&v=5

[small spoke]

jarvis send that one link to the women suggestion forum
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1468100866778071070

[flat widget]

that's my birthday lmao

[dull notch]

I was just basing off when I searched the domain hoster and it came up with 2…didn’t look up the other one 🙂

[scarlet creek]

Ok that's actually very good

You proved me wrong now

[little tartan]

Delectable

[scarlet creek]

I find it goofy how you can slice off limbs by thrusting into them tho lol

[lofty kindle]

Yeah does not popup easily because its like Hellohalfsword.com

[little tartan]

i wasnt even going for a dismember there i was just tryna poke him

and the first clip i cut the guys helmet in half which i wasnt expecting

[indigo hare]

Never

[flat widget]

Even the slightest poke seems to win a match, that's one thing I dislike

stab someone's big toe with a butter knife and they fold

[lyric girder]

Which one is da wonderbeast

[lucid atlas]

beasts don't show their faces

[little tartan]

people tend to dislike being pierced in this game rather than being cut

[lucid atlas]

they show their prowess

[little tartan]

they actually surrender less after being pierced in the ea than the demo though cuz in the demo its like guaranteed

[lyric girder]

Glazer

[flat widget]

Idk we know what Moai looks like and it's traumatizing

[restive trench]

whaaat

[lyric girder]

U aint getting closed testing btw

[flat widget]

you don't know?

[restive trench]

no

[pearl coral]

he did a face reveal one time and he was the most normal looking man i’ve ever seen

[little tartan]

didnt they stop looking for closed testers after the second day

[lucid atlas]

flattering

[little tartan]

i applied and got denied ☹️

[pearl coral]

he literly in the credits of the game buh

[lucid atlas]

i'm never giving azirp my services in game

i hope francis von frankenberg sends you to the abyss

[lyric girder]

I did too i just dont like bragging ab it

[pearl coral]

0 mercenaries for blud

[small spoke]

no he's not i am

[lucid atlas]

no green goons to help him in tourneys

[lyric girder]

Thats why ur a knight while im the barron

U need assistance

[small spoke]

So true king so true

[little tartan]

not ONE mention of john halfsword

crazy

[restive trench]

the knight advances in ranks to kill the baron at the end

[lyric girder]

U lowk right tho

[lucid atlas]

damn they be starting riots on you bro

[pearl coral]

@scarlet creek ts genuinely ezpz

[restive trench]

thats why we should team up on fencer and kill him before he kills us

[atomic mist]

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Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!

[restive trench]

thanks willhelm

[scarlet creek]

So, I'm a noob??

😭

[pearl coral]

yes

[little tartan]

im still wondering why the command is /mommy at the bottom

[restive trench]

sam flexing his skill smh

[indigo hare]

I feel as grateful as I do offended

[little tartan]

willie just a freak

[restive trench]

who do you go to when you need help

[little tartan]

not my momma she stopped talking to me a while back 😔

[pearl coral]

lmao

[restive trench]

you so old you look generic 😔

[restive trench]

:(

[little tartan]

should be /cat instead my cat talks me through bug fixing a lot

[restive trench]

as a random person, i agree

[little tartan]

and heh.. you know...

universal experience right guuys

[indigo hare]

74 is the new 53

[restive trench]

whatever you say grandpa

[shell swift]

Old

[pearl coral]

@scarlet creek leg stab

[indigo hare]

Rizzless skibidi Whippersnappers

[plain scroll]

@lost palm

[rocky pecan]

i can only agree

[autumn laurel]

chat is this true?

[rocky pecan]

aristotle could not have said it better

[pearl coral]

dear God they could not have mad the writing style more repulsive

[obsidian girder]

Reads like a shitty “comedy” series blurb

“Join John Johnson in his latest zany adventure!”

[pearl coral]

i mainly mean chatgpt's embedded millennial burger joint / overpriced fitness plan / "revolutionary" smartphone ad style of """punchy""" writing

It's not just (x), it's (y).
( )? ( ). ( )? ( ).

[jagged loom]

What weapon do the people here reccommend against knights?

I'm using a poleaxe but that doesn't do shit.

[pearl coral]

whatever weapon you practice the most with

[obsidian girder]

poleaxe

[snow violet]

poleaxe

[jagged loom]

I have been using a poleaxe but it's not working.

[pearl coral]

daggers, polearms, swords, maces and axes can all be equally effective if you play smart and practice taking advantage of openings

[jagged loom]

I used a mace and somehow that was even worse.

[snow violet]

might be a skill issue

[obsidian girder]

I can’t really explain the technique, but going for quick dirty “jabs” with just enough swinging room is better than full “hooks” as it were

[snow violet]

or your not chudmaxxing hard enough

[jagged loom]

Back in the day full swinging was just the way to go

Slow and steady just fucked you

[snow violet]

still is, just hit heads

[pearl coral]

maybe it's deleted FOREVER since they hadnt gained prominence yet ....

[pearl coral]

im glad it isnt anymore because it requires more nuance to win now

[snow violet]

got a week ban from the RoN discord for saying halfsword devs care more abt their community than VOID

🙁

[little tartan]

what is RoN

[snow violet]

Ready or Not

[little tartan]

oh

i play that game bruh why didnt i know that

[snow violet]

lmfao

[shell swift]

Reading this cost me several brain cells thank you

[lucid atlas]

was it worth it

[shell swift]

Idk

[hybrid granite]

any medieval siege games except bannerlord and stronghold?

[rocky pecan]

everything is worth it eventualy

[pearl coral]

besiege

voor de kroon

[autumn laurel]

you just know this is how school class presentations are done now

[shell swift]

Medieval 2: Total War

[worn egret]

fists, don't be a coward

[shell swift]

Warband

[hybrid granite]

looks interesting

is it simillar to bannerlord?

i see castle building though

[pearl coral]

kinda

[hybrid granite]

are the sieges any good? like more realism centered or arcade

[pearl coral]

realism but the game is very early in development rn

it gets updated a lot but its nowhere near finished

[hybrid granite]

im hooked time to get it

[indigo hare]

I like the game, last I played was like a year ago. I don’t like how the movement works on the campaign map

I want free movement

Not linear

[pearl coral]

i have big bronchitis

i am getting an inhaler

until a month ago i thought inhalers just put oxygen in your mouth

https://www.youtube.com/watch/4rSWB7L_HEk

[sand fox]

how can i active frame generation in half sword

[autumn laurel]

thats the end goal

[indigo hare]

Just..right into the mouth, and Thats that? 😭

[pearl coral]

yes

[rocky pecan]

i hope its acute bronchitis and not long term

[pearl coral]

guys look

[pearl coral]

i always assume its gonna be the worst one

[rocky pecan]

assume the worst and allways get better

[hybrid granite]

yeah its medicinal air that just expands your airways

[pearl coral]

yes !

[hybrid granite]

i thought the same thing too until i saw one of those zack d films vids pop up on my fyp

[indigo hare]

Well, I guess ive never really thought about it before. My daughter uses an inhaler so I just know it’s medicine that open up your lungs more or less

[rocky pecan]

i saw one of these in person

[indigo hare]

If you see silly mod talk you can ping me, I’ll delete it

[rocky pecan]

but they had midevil aurmor on

[pearl coral]

probably BUHURT (ICK!)

[pearl coral]

yeah i thought it was oxygen just put in your mouth so you could swallow it instead of having to breathe normally

and then that it would get your lungs back into the groove

[hybrid granite]

when you think about it buhurt and hema is just attacking people with dangerous weapons without breaking any laws

[spark quartz]

hema is pretty safe tbh

as long as you're careful

[rocky pecan]

just dont get jabbed with the wepan

[pearl coral]

buhurt mfs targetting everything but gaps for "safety" realizing that it overcorrects their armor into shattering like a plate under too much force

https://tenor.com/view/flightreacts-reaction-flight-reacts-flight-reacts-flightreacts-gif-14526489174047821058

[hybrid granite]

i heard rapiers can actualyy pierce jackets

[pearl coral]

only if they're improperly tipped

most hema tournaments require rolled or rubber tips now for that kind of thing

my longsword is rolled

[hybrid granite]

crazy realizing how dangerous swords can be even when in safer conditions

it is meant for killing after all

[rocky pecan]

yea i mean its pretty sharp

[pearl coral]

they're not in hema

[hybrid granite]

yeah hema uses blunt swords but even with that it can still bruise you even with protective gear

[rocky pecan]

thats cool

[hybrid granite]

saw a guy break his fingers from that too

[rocky pecan]

shii that sucks

[hybrid granite]

i dont think it is 😭

[pearl coral]

one time i forgot to put on my gorget during light sparring and a longsword thrust got caught up under my mask and went directly between my windpipe and my carotid artery, opponent thought i died because i made a "gghlck" noise and doubled over

[rocky pecan]

where do i start this sport

[pearl coral]

https://www.hemaalliance.com/club-finders

[rocky pecan]

i may acctualy start this

[hybrid granite]

yeah thats my biggest fear going into HEMA cause once i go to steel weapons its a guarantee i get injured atleast once

[hybrid granite]

wish i had a club that wasnt 400km away from me

[pearl coral]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3MIwa5AH9U its pretty rad

[pearl coral]

the most ive gotten are bruises and almost-fractures in my forearm

[hybrid granite]

i dont have a sparring partner either

even if i buy gear im just gonna sit around with it cause i dont have anybody willing to be a sparring partner

i've been practicing guards with something remotely saber shaped and how to swing but thats it

[rocky pecan]

that sucks ion know if anyone would spar with me eather

[hybrid granite]

if you can go to a club someone can def spar with you

[rocky pecan]

i have boxing during the club times

[hybrid granite]

i plan on going to one during summer time since i already talked with a trainer and hes willing to teach me one handed basics i think

[rocky pecan]

thats sick

[indigo hare]

But did you live

[pearl coral]

yes

he was very afraid though because yknow he's 30 and i was 15

mightve actually been 14

[lime harness]

vintage story modding is fun

[hybrid granite]

god damn it i need to start hema

[lime harness]

lupine race mod made by dexapnow, I just put funky town behind it, because anything that rotates should have funky town

[hybrid granite]

feels so bad when nobody wants to do it with you

[little tartan]

peak mentioned

[pearl coral]

me clip

[little tartan]

which are you

[pearl coral]

left

[little tartan]

john whitepants is very agile very nice indeed

[pearl coral]

winnor

[balmy jay]

bro it's so much fun, I did it for a few years but my one local school kind of started dying out

[pearl coral]

he's my instructor but i caught him with a sneaky redirect up into his armpit

[indigo hare]

No Thats the one climbing game. Hes talking about vintage story

[little tartan]

Oh My God

[little tartan]

this just filled me with rage

i cannot fall for ragebait....

VINTAGE STORY is the PEAK IN QUESTION RAHHHHHHHHHHH

[weary tinsel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728704992449527882/1471967418376261743/kinstrifegifREJOICE.gif

[pearl coral]

i scratch my chin at this gif

[little tartan]

this looks fun as hell though

i should pick this up one day

the one sport i could really enjoy

[pearl coral]

@weary tinsel have you seen my silly harness testing clips

[pearl coral]

thats how i feel about it

[weary tinsel]

I dont think so?

[pearl coral]

me being mollywhopped because it’s my first time actually swinging in my breastplate and big ass helmet

[weary tinsel]

badass dude

[little tartan]

the armor is sick tho

worth the death if i get to bleed out in that glorious attire

[weary tinsel]

very nice breastplate

[pearl coral]

im ordering an armet when i get my money up so that i dont have to wear a 10 pound overlay

[weary tinsel]

mind sharing?

[weary tinsel]

or dont know yet

oh shit

[little tartan]

get some feathers slapped right on the top there

[craggy trail]

So you want to kill a Willie?

[craggy trail]

Do you know why the cheek plates have that almost fence like pattern at the top?

[lucid atlas]

russian armorer accident made you lose all hope huh

[pearl coral]

so that you can still retain vision without completely comprimising 2 inches of your face

[pearl coral]

the armet's from the bitch russian lol the arm harness is from that hopefully-still-alive ukrainian and will probably be a bit down the line

[sharp temple]

wait guys did they update demo?ї

[pearl coral]

no

[weary tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/flightreacts-reaction-flight-reacts-flight-reacts-flightreacts-gif-14526489174047821058

[sharp temple]

it really looks different

[weary tinsel]

depends on when the last time you played

[sharp temple]

i cant send screenshot but i swear graphics look different now

[timid wagon]

so like who tryna gift me half sword on steam ✌🤣

[sharp temple]

literally 2 days ago

[little tartan]

why no screenshot

[weary tinsel]

nope

[sharp temple]

armour looks different

and shades

really different

[weary tinsel]

interesting

no idea

[craggy trail]

Schizophrenia?

[little tartan]

must be

[sharp temple]

i cant send it,no perms

[craggy trail]

There’s a way to check

[craggy trail]

DM me

[little tartan]

footage channel

[craggy trail]

I’ll send it here

[little tartan]

or get level 3 i think that lets you send images here

[balmy jay]

ngl that's fire but be prepared to lose a lot of vision

[sharp temple]

#game-footage-🎮🎥 message
here

[sharp temple]

.

[pearl coral]

how

[sharp temple]

they messed with shades

for sure

[little tartan]

it looks the same to me

[pearl coral]

there's like a full 3 inches of space with an open visor and when the visor is closed there's an only once-interrupted like half inch wide ocular

[craggy trail]

What graphics level?

[sharp temple]

i dont know,im playing demo on medium graphics for 100 hours

[sharp temple]

medium

[sharp temple]

and it really changed

[craggy trail]

Yeah okay it’s different

[pearl coral]

looks the same to me

[sharp temple]

thats what im saying

[craggy trail]

Medium didn’t look like that IIRC

[sharp temple]

it totally didnt

[weary tinsel]

wtf

[sharp temple]

armour was not shiny

at all

[craggy trail]

Medium looked like total shit I swear it’s different

[little tartan]

i play on high graphics so im a bad judge here

[pearl coral]

the demo and the EA's settings are sort of carried over in a strange way so it might be something to do with the EA indirectly affecting the demo's fundamentals

[pearl coral]

it still does like that lmao

[balmy jay]

last time I looked through something similar to that I lost some vertical peripheral vision, but maybe it's different on this one

[indigo hare]

Sam is about to teach yall a lesson

[pearl coral]

i dont really need that much vertical peripheral vision when im sword fighting

[craggy trail]

It’s a little less shit though!

[sharp temple]

also whats interesting,it didnt affect my fps at all

although

[craggy trail]

Try high?

[sharp temple]

its much more better looking now

will dm,i have 2 mins cooldown on footage chanel

i dont think high setting changed

[balmy jay]

humble brag 😏 jk congrats on being more skilled than me tho

[sharp temple]

although i never play on them

so cant be certain

[balmy jay]

the leg snipes would do me in

[pearl coral]

i mean i thought it was universal

i dont really pay attention to legs tbh

that might be why

[craggy trail]

Noted

[pearl coral]

i mostly zone out around the collarbone of the opponent

[balmy jay]

tbf I never fenced with an armet on, I'm just imagining how it would be. So don't listen to my non-expert opinion

[pearl coral]

it helps me take in their body language in a more balanced way

[balmy jay]

only fencing mask for me

[weary tinsel]

@pearl coral dated to 1480-1490 "German speaking lands" Legit or no?

[balmy jay]

I look (focus on) at movement and use peripheral to keep an eye on changes.

[pearl coral]

i completely defocus as much as possible

[sharp temple]

i knew im not mad man
check steam db

there is listed new update

[pearl coral]

i dont see why not

[sharp temple]

on demo

[craggy trail]

Ez

[jagged loom]

i do think that legs in this game are actually busted

[weary tinsel]

me either

thanks

for something elkse

[sharp temple]

last record update 17 february 2026 15:34:52 UTC

[jagged loom]

hitting someone in the legs with a blunt weapon does little to nothing when they're armored

[balmy jay]

Interesting, I should give that a go if I ever get back into HEMA

[jagged loom]

and tbh armored enemies in general are just busted

only way to take them down is to smack them in the head

[pearl coral]

its something i do by default when im engaging in conversation with people and i ended up doing it in hema too, apparently its some genuine advice miyamoto musashi gives, something along the lines of "look through them" which is pretty much what i do

[pearl coral]

the intended way is to stab in gaps

[languid warren]

has anyone heard of

halfsword

also are we allowed to mention other games

[balmy jay]

Haha yeah that tracks, the way I looked in hema is also how I look at things generally, detail focused. Well if miyamoto says it there must be something to it.

[pearl coral]

yes

[little tartan]

this is general chat brotha yes

[languid warren]

WE CAN DINALLY SIT ON HAYBALES IN PZ

🎉

[pearl coral]

the best way i can describe it is looking through the windshield instead of at the windshield

[little tartan]

i dont think its usually a problem if you mention another game briefly in another channel anyhow tho

[pearl coral]

but with opaque.. people

[balmy jay]

I think I understand what you're saying lol, thanks for the insight this is interesting stuff to me

[indigo hare]

Just don’t do it when mcwonder is in chat

[languid warren]

also you dont need to go through a submenu to barricade anymore

[little tartan]

is mcwonder willie

is that what im finding out right now

[languid warren]

w-why 😨

[little tartan]

not even related im just going on a journey

[languid warren]

what will he do

[safe pier]

Does anyone know how to get bolts for the crossbow

[pearl coral]

i wish lower tiers still had longswords

[little tartan]

a bag of bolts can spawn in the small box next to the crossbow

[hybrid granite]

i would love to start it

[little tartan]

quiver i reckon

my fault

[hybrid granite]

miss longsword on commoner

[little tartan]

and you can also retrieve your bolts

[languid warren]

wait are you saying that...

[safe pier]

i was wonder if there way to buy a full bag

[languid warren]

its not there anymore?

[hybrid granite]

nope, you have messers though

[languid warren]

cant believe it

[little tartan]

the unarmored sword fights were so fun cuz they made you think about how you played

[languid warren]

yeah

[little tartan]

and it was real nice for practicing styles and techniques

[balmy jay]

May I shamelessly self promote my suggestion that will fix everything (imo) #1473008929616433334 message

[little tartan]

defenses

etc

[hybrid granite]

i already saw that

[languid warren]

like i couldn't just go and stab him without thinking about it

[balmy jay]

Oh shee nice

[hybrid granite]

when every swing mattered

i used to be so good at parrying but now parrying feels pointless when you're armored

[languid warren]

I just use the auto parry in the demo

im ass at the game anyway

[hybrid granite]

just use arrow time and line up your sword to wherever your opponent is hitting, if its overhead half sword it or step backwards, when his blade is down go to the side and slash him across the chest

but now you cant do that anymore cause cuirass

[little tartan]

i like to avoid slowmo ngl

[hybrid granite]

slowmo is useless past militia/veteran

[hushed roost]

Slowmo the best for lining up perfect round house kick

[worldly vapor]

ey i get it its like you are looking at the entirety of their form instead of focusing on one particular part of them

[little tartan]

yes

not that ive ever actually fought like that but i get the idea i think

broader perspective

see the whole picture rather than tunnel vision

[balmy jay]

https://tenor.com/view/the-matrix-matrix-matrix-vision-code-the-one-gif-4011231

[sly rover]

yo

[little tartan]

he

[balmy jay]

oy

[steady lance]

Roblox half sword

[lime knoll]

@spark quartz

Silly

Come in silly

[spark quartz]

Hi bammy

[lime knoll]

HI SILLY HI SILLY HI SILLY

[spark quartz]

HI BAM BAM BAMURAI

[pearl coral]

can never finish anything i start

SHIT !

[lime knoll]

Love you silly hope you are well

HI SAM

[spark quartz]

I hope you're well too gangalang

[pearl coral]

hi

today is so ass

[lime knoll]

Im sorry

I pray it gets better

[pearl coral]

thank you

[lilac garnet]

anybody else hating in abyss the little zombie willies with axes and hatchets?

[tranquil coral]

Today does blow.

Woke up with a splitting headache and I overslept. Get to the bathroom, shower only spilling cold water, finish, come out and the cat scratches my hand and thigh open, bleeding all over myself while disinfecting the scratches and wrapping them up. Then at the grocery store my shoes got untied twice, and after all that, the worst part of all is that my coffee grounds got raised by 5 bucks.

[pearl coral]

that suuuuuucks

[tranquil coral]

My ass is about to walk to the food stand and get an elephant ear just to feel better.

Fuck the carb cutting, I just want to be a spoiled little fat chud again.

[rich horizon]

real

[livid stream]

eat the cat

[rich horizon]

proteinmaxxing

[rich horizon]

elephant ear is top ten pastries easily

[celest terrace]

then you got stabbed

[tranquil coral]

Sardines and crab for my meal of the day. 💯

[tranquil coral]

It's that #1 carnival food you remember loving as a child but don't know the name of for another decade.

[rich horizon]

fr

churros are the hot cousins who get all the credit

[rich horizon]

imitation or real crab?

either way insanely valid i lovee seafood

[tranquil coral]

The package said crab shreds, so I assume so.

[atomic mist]

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Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!

[tranquil coral]

Shut up, oil guzzler.

[livid stream]

he just wants to help

[queen coral]

😘

[livid stream]

🤫

[hexed shoal]

How do I reset my progress in HalfSword? It crashed during the trailer loading screen and I couldn't customize my character nor change my weapon or anything.

[hushed roost]

Hopefully it just lack of water that caused the headache but get well soon

[tranquil coral]

Overexercising is the main cause. Yesterday I powerwalked for over an hour and a half, and crunched until my abs hurt.

And hereditary wonky blood pressure is the side cause.

[hushed roost]

Ah that'll usually goof ya hope that it aint too bad atm to deal with

[tranquil coral]

It's not bad, just annoying. Thanks for your concern though, hombre.

[worldly vapor]

yeah I got a cold today and my nose has been running all day. bad juju in the air today.

[tranquil coral]

#modmail

[tranquil coral]

Dude same.

[worldly vapor]

someone is casting spells on us bro there is a wizard in here targeting halfcorders

[tranquil coral]

I was so runny at the grocery store and I didn't bring a tissue.

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/shadow-wizard-money-gang-shadow-wizard-money-gang-casting-spells-we-love-casting-spells-gif-13248176114891128394

[glass dragon]

when is he gonna localize the price of the game?

pls 🙂

[worldly vapor]

maybe after he fixes it

[glass dragon]

xd

[brazen vale]

Bellum omnium contra omnes!

[little talon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807809192537882647/1013590973986643988/attachment.gif

[little tartan]

i got a meatball sub today (from firehouse)

[little tartan]

THANK YOU

[indigo hare]

It’s getting warmer out again..the world is healing..the evil season is coming to an end

[woeful flame]

It's true

[pearl coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1395838351726346461/1468325868014407680/NVIDIA_Overlay_qOMChKkUoO.gif

[little tartan]

winter is my fav season

[woeful flame]

Do you drive?

[little tartan]

would be better if i didnt have classes

HELL naw

[drowsy finch]

choom is chromed out

[woeful flame]

That's what I thought

[little tartan]

can i drive yes

[woeful flame]

When you start driving winter immediately becomes F tier

[little tartan]

i make the conscious decision not to put myself in charge of vehicles though

for the safety of others

[shell swift]

I work mostly outside, fuck the winter

[worldly vapor]

universal war against omlets?

[little tartan]

i like snow

it looks nice

[worldly vapor]

me too

but I lvie in a place whgere snow is banned so

[dreamy mango]

what the actual fuck?
why is this the first conversation I see when I open the discord?

[worldly vapor]

this isnt an abnormal conversation

who used that command

[small spoke]

Winter here sucks it's just cold as hell and no snow at all except for like two years a year where there's barely any and it looks ugly

[brazen vale]

No I'm casting a Latin Hex on you

[worldly vapor]

yeah but im reading it

[brazen vale]

That's an incorrect translation either way

That phrase has its own Wikipedia page

[finite karma]

i regret buying that game, lowkey

[tranquil coral]

Nows the perfect time to do calisthenics and burn all the winter fat away. Lost 25 pounds last month.

[small spoke]

so true king so true

[untold wraith]

Radium girls be like

[drifting stirrup]

@gloomy urchin Total Confirmation 🙂‍↕️

[spark quartz]

Nicotine nic Nicholas nice

[small spoke]

Silly head

known as asschomp

[drifting stirrup]

Silly Billy

[spark quartz]

Nic also known as Explosive Jeremy

[untold wraith]

Nicolythe nic nicotine niccerson the 3rd how are you

[drowsy finch]

Hi syllable !

[drifting stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/really-really-close-bill-murray-phil-groundhog-day-really-close-gif-16928120

[spark quartz]

Ello ralimcfali

[small spoke]

pretty good giving people cancer innit

[balmy jay]

skirting on the edge with that one

[untold wraith]

?

Explain

[small spoke]

what

oh

💀

[drifting stirrup]

N Word

[untold wraith]

Nobody said that

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/brace-meteor-wth-bruh-911-gif-6208215906447061692

[small spoke]

I'm guessing they think the son thing is close to the n word?

[balmy jay]

close call is all

[drifting stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/venom-spiderman-disrespect-gif-1050794440441570834

[untold wraith]

It wasn't

[spark quartz]

Oh my god this fuckass show

[small spoke]

i didn't even notice it until they said it

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/911-9-1-1-jennifer-love-hewitt-meteor-meteors-gif-3702769153257375813

[balmy jay]

its not that serious

no need to defend yourself

[spark quartz]

"Brace for impact!"

[drowsy finch]

why is she wearing like

business attire

on a beach

an empty ass beach

[small spoke]

You don't?

[untold wraith]

Why so serious

[small spoke]

Fucking filthy casuals man

[untold wraith]

Facts

I HATE red roles

But you

[small spoke]

thank you king

[untold wraith]

Nic nicotine niccerson the 3rd

[balmy jay]

you're welcome

[drifting stirrup]

I don’t really care that much, I just thought it’d be funny to point out

[untold wraith]

I hate you for it

Forever

I'll never look at you the same

[small spoke]

Satan has stolen my earbuds

[drowsy finch]

wjy ar u hact hec

red

fck

[small spoke]

Nevermind I found them

[balmy jay]

https://tenor.com/view/praise-pray-worship-hands-in-the-air-running-through-my-veins-gif-16908493

[drowsy finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1372996708937502750/1402824347164475578/togif.gif

[small spoke]

3rd stroke this week rali?

[weary tinsel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1471278058391605482/image0.gif

[drifting stirrup]

This place is magnificent

[small spoke]

if this is referencing Jesus Christ which I'm assuming it is wouldn't it be on his wrists instead of his palm?

i might be stupid and it's not referencing him

[drowsy finch]

Shut UPPP

shut up nicoli

[small spoke]

Nicoli brocoli

[balmy jay]

I didnt even notice the blood until you pointed it out

[untold wraith]

Like hitting the craps table? Like throwin die?

Don't tell me to gamble

Pos

[balmy jay]

but yes probably and I think stigmata is on the palms of the hand? not sure, not that deep into religious lore

[small spoke]

anti christ ass voice

[untold wraith]

When that dmt hit good 😂😂

Am i right? 😂😂

[subtle rock]

left

[small spoke]

am I right or am I right lads

[untold wraith]

Im about to get political

[drifting stirrup]

Beans

[small spoke]

Hi about to get political im nic

[tight breach]

did gore get an update

[subtle rock]

thats like the thing from the thing that has that thing in it

[untold wraith]

Yes

[balmy jay]

https://tenor.com/view/obi-wan-im-not-brave-enough-for-politics-talk-politics-not-brave-gif-19473033

[spark quartz]

you sent ts to the right person

[drifting stirrup]

Lmaooo

[tight breach]

like actually? i hirt a guy in the face and he actuyally bled for a change

[untold wraith]

Lmao

[drowsy finch]

King Henry the VIII wasn't a good ruler

[untold wraith]

Yes

[subtle rock]

guys guess what

[untold wraith]

Back in 0.3 yea

[balmy jay]

https://tenor.com/view/henry-viii-henry-tudor-tudor-king-henry-tom-slemen-gif-20446557

[untold wraith]

Like a year ago

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/crow-crow-pet-petting-pet-cuddly-gif-18320188079050970113

[untold wraith]

When she when when she when she get it?

[drowsy finch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yqe91evIgA

u should watch this

[tight breach]

i do feel im being joshed
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/m8IJqBxq0-g8LNx09?invite=cr-MSwyRmcsMTk0MDc0NTM3

we arent cracking skulls yet, but it feels blood itself is different @untold wraith

[drowsy cave]

When she touch yo dang alang

[small spoke]

6 sorry wives

[drifting stirrup]

Someone looked at this thing one time and said “ah yes, the symbol of death and decay.”

[untold wraith]

They did give blood an update recently

And that's true

They said they made it a little bit more "Floaty"

[tight breach]

fair enough, blood does feel a tad different

[drowsy finch]

They should be like "ah yes the symbol of a smarty pants"

[tight breach]

also dont watch that clip if youy like having earws

[untold wraith]

Why 😭

[tight breach]

you shouldn't watch this

[drowsy finch]

it's cool, and you get to see pretty marine life

[drifting stirrup]

[untold wraith]

first 5 seconds hes moaning

[drowsy finch]

this isn't true

[drifting stirrup]

That’s all the context I need

[balmy jay]

you're such a silly mod

[drowsy finch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfoRSC7tNYo this one's more interesting cause they caught two other species on tape for the first time alive in the wild

[untold wraith]

He's a noob

[drifting stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/say-that-again-say-that-say-that-agian-marvel-fantastic-gif-12441585058103544841

[untold wraith]

Noob mod

[spark quartz]

that's the name

[spark quartz]

Ignore misinfo hes an awful person

[balmy jay]

I gathered. He hates red names apparently.

[balmy jay]

https://tenor.com/view/grandpa-gif-16644850180962535874

[spark quartz]

Not the vox engines bruh 😭

[drowsy finch]

they deserve their victory thbh

[drifting stirrup]

I haven’t even fought against any Vox Engines yet, since I can’t update the game 😭

[tight breach]

considering screrwing around in fl studio anyone wanna watch that?

[drifting stirrup]

I just know they don’t fuck around

[spark quartz]

Why tf cant you update the game

[drifting stirrup]

No Internet 💔

[untold wraith]

How are you texting here

[drowsy finch]

how you texting ?

[drifting stirrup]

Cell Data

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/liar-the-governor-governor-twd-the-walking-dead-gif-26813469

[untold wraith]

Use data then

[tight breach]

I have a fantstic idea actually

[spark quartz]

Holy shit

[spark quartz]

"How are you texting then???" Headass

[untold wraith]

I wouldn't have to know I'm not that broke

[drowsy finch]

posting you on reddit

[untold wraith]

I felt mean saying that

My fault to broke people

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/frank-castle-wait-please-stop-please-no-please-gif-21133188

[untold wraith]

Love y'all fosho

[drifting stirrup]

Now I need a bearded axe in game 😭

[pearl coral]

they dont fit the period

[drifting stirrup]

🥹

[pearl coral]

why tf you smilin breh

aint shit sweet

[balmy jay]

https://tenor.com/view/aleph-zero-alephzero-azero-azeroid-gif-82861356820513533

[drifting stirrup]

Verge of tears 🥺