general-catfish-🐱🐟

[vestal eagle]

A tanktop, durag and blue jeans

Why

Holy that made me sound black asf

Even though I am

[drifting stirrup]

Lmaooo

https://tenor.com/view/khakis-jakefromstatefarm-whatareyouwearing-gif-15157467115035106883

[vestal eagle]

Yoooo

I forgot about that bro

I used to have my momma cut me up some summer sausage, cheese and crackers then I'd sit down and watch whatever was on CN, I loved that ad

Good times bro

Fr

[drifting stirrup]

A core memory

[vestal eagle]

Core memory for me was waking up in between my parents while the George Lopez theme played in the back

I hated it then

Now I'm learning to cherish it

[drifting stirrup]

Sameeeeeee

[vestal eagle]

Fuck my stupid chud life bro

I wish for the days when I had to worry about stupid ass shit, now I have to worry about whether or not the big JE and Donald was eating babies

Absolutely, but no politics

They will smite us

[drifting stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/by-god's-light-i-smite-you-gianni-matragrano-gif-14063490941418944316

[vestal eagle]

Exactly

So glad to have a family that cares

They actually listen

And understand

DUTCH

Arthur my dear boy

https://tenor.com/view/dutch-gif-14757300565949165773

I'm not gay, but I lowk had a crush on Dutch more than any of the girls when I first played

I'm not kidding

https://tenor.com/view/frenchies-puppy-bulldog-dog-frenchie-gif-1231832289889910630

Oh ok

https://tenor.com/view/jon-bernthal-punisher-marvel-gif-26967475

https://tenor.com/view/molly-o’shea-skibidi-molly-oshea-molly-o’shea-rdr2-rdr2-skibidi-gif-17124199360112850186

For me it was this one

The first time around

Then the second was Mary, and then the third was Sadie, and then the fourth was Abigail

No she didn't

She was drunk and lied

The Pinkerton said it himself

Molly deserved better bro

They just wish the best for you

I know they do

The Pinkertons said that they got her, but she didn't break

She went back to the gang and lied about ratting

[raven belfry]

this is true

[vestal eagle]

Oh my god, this is your first time

[raven belfry]

oh yeah just keep playing

[vestal eagle]

Jesus

Good luck brother

Who tf is rodent 😭

Micah?

Just keep playing

Oh ok, just keep playing

[fading belfry]

i found some account claiming to be gangstalked by the south korean government 😭

[gloomy urchin]

what does one do to get spied by government

[wheat brook]

Honestly if that were happening to me I wouldn’t care

Cancel me all you want I don’t care

If you have a pc and don’t use steam you’re weird

[silent glacier]

finally

[wheat brook]

Cancel me I don’t care

[silent glacier]

i got the full baron set

took me a few hours but i got it finally

[wheat brook]

Wait who was the Baron in the intro?

I saw him with multiple girls and he was watching ppl fight

[silent glacier]

what

bro the other guy was right after you get the full baron set nothing can really stop you

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-ishowspeed-yeah-right-ishowspeed-yeah-ishowspeed-right-ishowspeed-stream-gif-2870397197282141259

[vestal eagle]

https://www.instagram.com/p/DUIp6gJAeSR/

gogoleasticot

petite danse typiquement médiévale

@maxevasion

#dancecover #medieval #animation #sword #drawingart #fyppage

Likes

43643

Instagram

[wheat brook]

Man wtf

[vestal eagle]

Whats the problem

[wheat brook]

🥹

Holy SHIT!!!!

Goodmalware is ONLINE!!!

[gloomy urchin]

what happened alaready

[wheat brook]

Alaready

[gloomy urchin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1253323996405960707/1405115251724124230/saunapog_-_1932518462653407300.gif

[manic seal]

Was the hall room map taken from Neuschwanstein Castle? Looks very similar!

[wheat brook]

Hey you guys we’re on weekend congrats!!!!

[silent glacier]

so ive basically beaten halfsword

what now

you cant progress it just keeps giving baron sets after you get the full thing

after every lord tourney

[raven ore]

extra fries

[pale meteor]

i think a zombies mode would be cool

[silent glacier]

isnt that abyss

[pale meteor]

like zombie progression

but waves

[silent glacier]

oh

so are they gonna add more ranks? or is this it

[pale meteor]

spookey forest map lol

[silent glacier]

did i beat the game

[pale meteor]

yes

you beat it

[silent glacier]

so

[pale meteor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/good-work-thumbs-up

[silent glacier]

wow

[pale meteor]

do you feel fulfilled

[silent glacier]

no

i kinda wanted to progress more

like another baron type thing but a little harder

it becomes too easy at the end

[green ledge]

beat using no armor now

[pale meteor]

you will get your 7 rounds then one cool fight and you'll like it

loll

[silent glacier]

so they aint adding anything else

ever

besides optimization updates

[pale meteor]

they are

new modes

and such

[silent glacier]

i NEEED more progression 😠

[pale meteor]

hopefully one day we will get more content, But with every game I imagine modders will also help out

I await for the exanima dungeons to be made so I can play them in halfsword

[silent glacier]

lol i grinded all day hoping that the rank after lord would be

there

after i saw the armor stuff i kinda just knew it would happen

ooo they should add difficulties unless i missed that they did

[drifting stirrup]

Why does Tractor Supply sell a fucking spear 😭

[fiery dawn]

Huntin pigs

[drifting stirrup]

This little thing is <4ft long. Ts could barely hunt a rat , much less a feral hog

[fiery dawn]

Some mfs r crazy

[drifting stirrup]

Besides, you would need lugs on a spearhead for hogs

[fiery dawn]

Yeah

Youd get hurt

[drifting stirrup]

Keeps the hog from pushing down the length of the handle

[fiery dawn]

Well ive heard of people doing it with knives

Some people are just unga bunga

[drifting stirrup]

Best thing I can think of this being practical is for fishing

[fiery dawn]

Not even

A gig would be better

That would just slip off the fish

Its just cool ig

[drifting stirrup]

Gig or a harpoon is ideal for fishing, really

[tender pond]

to defend your tractor

[drifting stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/ohio-agreement-nod-agree-ishowspeed-gif-9135221508835408494

[topaz oak]

Escanor and Ado dancing on jjs

idk what to post these days gng

nothing ever happens on anything

[drifting stirrup]

Same

[gloomy urchin]

I HATE BLENDER I HATE BLENDER I HATE BLENDER I HATE BLENDER

[drifting stirrup]

Mmmm… Smoothie…

https://tenor.com/view/blender-banana-smoothie-food-fail-fail-gif-14381891265409864362

[raven ore]

bana

[drifting stirrup]

“LET IT RAAAAAHDE” 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[knotty kiln]

anyone want to remote play duel me

[topaz oak]

can my fps just stabilize cro
https://medal.tv/games/roblox/clips/m7ARVNIvn2gWDQvYd?invite=cr-MSxqTWcsNDIyODc0MTEz

[bronze blaze]

[elder pawn]

Burger burger burger

[stuck island]

10 dollar cheeseburger?

Golly

[elder pawn]

buns ketchup pickle cheese

[stuck island]

Burgers at an unaffordable price...

https://tenor.com/view/sad-face-missing-gary-lonely-tears-spongebob-gif-14460070

[vestal eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/happywithoutjt-stan-twitter-dance-white-man-gif-16831888052876107003

That's why

[elder pawn]

there’s a burger in vegas

[vestal eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/mustard-kendrick-lamar-mustard-kendrick-tv-off-sigma-gif-5589642549208694709

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/spotify-monkey-funny-monkey-troll-face-monkey-walking-gif-20293186

[gentle maple]

https://www.twitch.tv/rayc0n543

[bronze blaze]

🤔

[gloomy urchin]

MEOW

[atomic mist]

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Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!

[gloomy urchin]

I LOVE IN THIS DAY AND AGE BLENDER NOT HAVING A SINGLE GOOD GUIDE FOR BASIC FEATURES

[proud crystal]

i got a steam wallet code if sum1 want it

[sick folio]

Donut tutorial

Your time has come

[gloomy urchin]

let me clarify

not a guide

A GOOD FUCKING MANUAL

BLENDER IS SO ASS AT IT EVEN AI DOESNT HAVE A CLUE

i swear you cannot fucking blame me if i resort to ai making a model

[raven ore]

i can blame you

ai bad

[round pelican]

blender is pretty good

i like it

[gloomy urchin]

no

[round pelican]

i can blame you too

its not that bad

[gloomy urchin]

yes it is

[round pelican]

alot of guides are pretty much basic feature guides in disguise

like the ever so popular donut

[gloomy urchin]

i want

[round pelican]

its a basic feature guide

[gloomy urchin]

to make a rectangle

[round pelican]

shift A

add a cube

press tab

[gloomy urchin]

i dont want a whole ass donut guide

[round pelican]

pick 1 side (4 verts of it) of the cube using shift drag or shift click

press G to move and x or y or z to lock it to a specific direction

boom

you dont even need to add a cube

just use the one that comes with blender

[gloomy urchin]

ok to be honest alot of my issues come from me being picky about every scale property remaining at 1 cuz it doesnt look cool otherwise

[round pelican]

you could also press S to scale in object mode

and then press ctrl A

[round pelican]

hold Ctrl while doing an action to lock to grid

or shift tab to enable snap

yet again you'd learn all this doing a basic guide such as the donut

[gloomy urchin]

ok FINE i'll do the guide

[round pelican]

you can also watch the first like two videos for basic controls

and ignore the rest

though id recommend finishing it when youre free

[oak olive]

Name checks out

[indigo plover]

My obelisk tells me half sword release is soon

[gloomy urchin]

meow

[round pelican]

we all start from somewhere

[oak olive]

Your obelisk is. Bit late

[last whale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1467943646127980738/Untitled_video_-_Made_with_Clipchamp_2.gif

[round pelican]

though i do believe choosing not to do any single guide before trying to use blender is like

kinda dumb

[indigo plover]

Fate is a fickle thing

[oak olive]

https://tenor.com/view/are-shotguns-humane-weapons-of-war-gif-25807633

Are shotguns humane weapons of war?

[gloomy urchin]

i come from world of programming where every guide is fucking stupid and manual being the only thing you can rely on

[round pelican]

anyway ive been trying to mess around with blender 2.31a and there r pretty much 0 guides for it on the internet

except the offical manual

thats pretty funny

[round pelican]

there IS an offical manual though

https://docs.blender.org/

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/ip-grabber-ip-grabber-thanos-gif-21846609

[gloomy urchin]

too much text for something that basic

[oak olive]

Cancer Towers on the Holy Road Hi-Way

[round pelican]

well its meant to be in depth

like wikipedia

[gloomy urchin]

i know wikipedia as being worst place to learn from

have you ever tried to figure out linear algebra from wikipedia?

js dont

you go there when you need a source of some information

[round pelican]

well its meant to be indepth

[hard swallow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1471564603056984227/rnqD4lw.gif

[gloomy urchin]

it can be in depth and actually explain

[gloomy urchin]

not just shout information into you

[sick folio]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/588979185687461908/1063490248056766504/schizo.gif

[round pelican]

nope

[still scaffold]

Wikipedia is for learning new things in depth

[gloomy urchin]

it is NOT for learning

[round pelican]

what is it for then

[still scaffold]

how do you know that

[gloomy urchin]

because i TRIED learning

it is ASS

you go there for sourcing

[still scaffold]

have you considered trying to learn harder

[sick folio]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/792802668086427699/1005914497854222417/tenor.gif

[round pelican]

no credible son of a bitch will accept a wikipedia source

you source wikipedias sources

not wikipedia

[gloomy urchin]

ok
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linear_algebra
explain this

[round pelican]

i mean simple wikipedia exists

[still scaffold]

Linear maps are mapping between vector spaces that preserve vector-space structure. Given two vector spaces V and W over a field F, a linear map (also called, in some contexts, linear transformation or linear mapping) is a map

easy

[gloomy urchin]

ragebait

[gloomy urchin]

well not for every page

[still scaffold]

but I learned it

[sick folio]

me when the highly curated, open source, multinational, moderated, information platform, is created by people genuinely dedicated to there craft

[gloomy urchin]

ok without looking at the wikipedia page explain to me whats a vector space

[still scaffold]

a space with vectors

[gloomy urchin]

what does space mean in this context

[stiff tiger]

i came back to this chat, saw this, and nearly though i was in a horror game server

[woeful flame]

Is the normal wiki REALLY that hard to read

[still scaffold]

vectors in a space

[round pelican]

no simple wikipedia just exists

[gloomy urchin]

ok so vectors in space is vectors in vectors in space

[round pelican]

and im also bad at math

[still scaffold]

exactly

[round pelican]

in like a fucked up way

bad at math in a fucked up way

im saying that im intellectually challeneged

[gloomy urchin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/802977594860503042/1467162445729763502/togif.gif

[still scaffold]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/588979185687461908/1063490248056766504/schizo.gif

[gloomy urchin]

anyways my point still stands

[round pelican]

blender is great

[gloomy urchin]

you go there for sources and exact definitions not for someone to explain it to you

[still scaffold]

what point

[gloomy urchin]

its like trying to read a research paper

[stiff tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/shia-chant-shia-chant-a-ali-gif-9428184401140151569

[woeful flame]

And those dedicated individuals are also leaving sources at every other sentence

So cite those sources

[still scaffold]

I can read a research paper

its words

[gloomy urchin]

im not gonna engage with you

[still scaffold]

coward

exactly

[woeful flame]

LOL knowers

[gloomy urchin]

blender manual prolly has around 5 pages for a thing that can be explain in 3 minutes

[stiff tiger]

ive been in this chat for too long (2 minutes) im gonna sleep

[gloomy urchin]

like cmon

[round pelican]

then watch the guides on youtube

[gloomy urchin]

i will

[stiff tiger]

donut tutorial 🙏

[round pelican]

google "blender interface guide"

the donut ISNT about the donut

[gloomy urchin]

it doesnt invalidate my point

[round pelican]

its about the SOFTWARE and using it

[stiff tiger]

i mean

i could just

[south tangle]

Guys whats your favorite niche band

[stiff tiger]

none of my bands are niche ):

[round pelican]

weezer

[gloomy urchin]

too political to say

[south tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/gore-blood-spongebob-murder-gif-7383893330765842400

[stiff tiger]

what did they do to this gif 😭

[south tangle]

Come on my name is literally chumbawamba

[stiff tiger]

is tame impala didnt get 7 rewards it couldve been niche 🥹

not really a 'band' band

but

[south tangle]

Tame Impala is nice anyways

[still scaffold]

the beatles

[gloomy urchin]

actually its 1 singer i think so not a band anyway

[stiff tiger]

im still stuck listening to

[gloomy urchin]

meow

[south tangle]

Good answer I have never heard of them

[raven ore]

harrison gordon

[stiff tiger]

is ANYONE naming niche bands atp

besides 2 people

[south tangle]

Is it pat the bunny

[still scaffold]

the Beatles is niche

[gloomy urchin]

no russian singer

[south tangle]

Hmm

[stiff tiger]

thats what i clarified indirectly

[raven ore]

pdath

[stiff tiger]

meow

[still scaffold]

hmong liab my goat

[south tangle]

My favorite niche band is Los Campesinos! I love Tweexpop

[stiff tiger]

i HATE rhombuses

[stiff tiger]

uh

[gloomy urchin]

he right tho

[stiff tiger]

yea hbut

are we gonna ignore the fact that

maine is 50 states

[still scaffold]

what's maine

Maine isn't on the map

[stuck island]

Flibbertigibbett

[stiff tiger]

https://giphy.com/gifs/crow-brains-rgull1t-Olj6AuGkvwBWlLETTH

[sick folio]

What tf is this?

[still scaffold]

A map of the United states

[stiff tiger]

united glob of america

[still scaffold]

clearly

[stuck island]

United cities of America

[wanton portal]

America looks abit fatter than usually it seems

[still scaffold]

they've just been lying to you

[sick folio]

Has gerrymandering gone to far? Ahh photo

[stiff tiger]

if the US genuinely looked like that even hardcore americans would flee

[still scaffold]

everyone would love Oregon 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5

[stuck island]

Well minus the fact that Florida and Texas remain unchanged

[stiff tiger]

what about the several colorados

[still scaffold]

we dont talk about colorado

[stuck island]

bro's from Colorado

[stiff tiger]

not even wyomings?

[still scaffold]

how about we focus on oregon again

[stiff tiger]

idek how people can live there

its just mountains

[still scaffold]

not the demonic lands that surround it

[stiff tiger]

propaganda

obv

[stuck island]

Maybe they like the mountains

[stiff tiger]

https://klipy.com/gifs/car-crash-crash

[neon pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/writing-notes-checklist-spongebob-squarepants-gif-16129592

[sick folio]

https://tenor.com/view/blender-banana-smoothie-food-fail-fail-gif-14381891265409864362

[wanton portal]

I'm going insane

https://open.spotify.com/track/0H2U9mrB9N3OLgVpKDibQ3?si=c7142d550e854f73 I cant tell whether this song is AI generated or not

[gloomy urchin]

i randomly feel like my tongue doesnt fit in motuh

and it keeps hitting my fucking teeth and cut itself

help

[signal halo]

Probably based on the artwork alone it looks awfully similar to a shit ton of anime based generators I've seen

None of the anime based ones have any sense to try and look different their all kind of an amalgamation

Also a good idea is to see how much content their putting out if its a constant stream of singles most likely AI

Hopefully that helps

[fading belfry]

dude i watch ONE FUCKING HELLDIVERS VIDEO and they SLAUGHTERED my home page!!!

[last jackal]

Halfsword tomorrow

[gloomy urchin]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mqp_MEjErRk is that actually a thing

[fading belfry]

people buy pay for adobe?

[gloomy urchin]

oh my god

[fading belfry]

modern adobe products suck i still use macromedia flash 8

[stone sedge]

Fallbout

[gloomy urchin]

im watching ts on x2 speed

[earnest kestrel]

Yes but that video was kinda cringe won't lie

I used to "have" adobe and when you cancel, it wants you to pay depending on how long you've had it so the longer you've had it, the more you pay.

[gloomy urchin]

wait so

you pay for a subscription

and you pay additionally to cancel it?

[earnest kestrel]

Yeah

[gloomy urchin]

oh no what will adobe ever do if i have 3 cents on my bank account

[atomic mist]

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[gloomy urchin]

like genuinely isnt that just gatekeeping the subscription lmao

[earnest kestrel]

WILLE SHUT UP

[gloomy urchin]

block your card

[earnest kestrel]

Then your credit will go down

[gloomy urchin]

buh

thats just fucking stupid

[scarlet cradle]

just like most things in existence

[gloomy urchin]

and you STILL use adobe products??

how is that business model even working brtuh

[earnest kestrel]

No, its fair. Maybe not in adobes case but read what you put your card into and on top of that, its to keep idiots from scamming banks because the money literally comes from OUR paychecks. Its called taxes.

[gloomy urchin]

i dont talk about your balance going negative

im talking about adobe being able to charge you for cancelling no matter what

its like paywalling "i refuse to accept cookies" like some bullshit websites do

[earnest kestrel]

Yeah its scummy, I totally agree but also, it should teach people how to read

[gloomy urchin]

what if you make a card specifically for adobe products and then just

stop paying randomly

will bank kill you for that

[earnest kestrel]

Instead of people going "This company bad" when we all aready knew, instead people should learn from the mistake and READ

[gloomy urchin]

or cancel the card

[earnest kestrel]

See, I love piracy. Any kind of digital piracy actually

Solves everything

[gloomy urchin]

paywalling apps should've never existed

[earnest kestrel]

Well you use the SSN to make a bank or a card tied to a bank so you'd need to commit fraud in order for it not to hurt your credit

[gloomy urchin]

im probably gonna be that old guy that refuses to pay for anything

and make shit on his own

bro my grandpa instead of buying a fucking chair found and repaired one from trash bin

i'll prolyl be like that

[earnest kestrel]

Living off the grid is worse than buying a home and going into debt because at least you had something to your name. Off the grid means YOU DONT OWN THAT LAND and if some dude was like "dis mine now" you cant argue and you lose EVERYTHING

[gloomy urchin]

i dont really mean living off the grid

i mean make my own tools and apps instead of buying them

[earnest kestrel]

Also, this is just called being resourceful. People who see the sun do that all the time

[gloomy urchin]

well not when it comes to engineering and programming

people dont usually code their own apps lamo

[earnest kestrel]

That has nothing to do with taking a broken thing and fixing it

[gloomy urchin]

I NEEDED AN EXAMPLE OKAY

FIRST THING THAT CAME TO MIND

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1334959897728520262/1461018453203882048/SPOILER_IMG_5537.gif

[earnest kestrel]

It doesn't even work lol

[gloomy urchin]

the main point is doing the handwork instead of buying it

[earnest kestrel]

I do Server Maintenance but its lame as balls. I used to do basic bitch IT but the people who I worked with smelled bad and were annoying

[earnest kestrel]

Yeah but thats like comparing repairing a chair thats falling apart with duct tape to LEARNING A NEW LANGUAGE

Why did it put a k infront of new?

So hows the high ground? It cold up there?

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https://tenor.com/view/owm-midget-running-gif-25005046

[steep ridge]

how do i remoteplay with friends

[earnest kestrel]

You have to use parsec

[flat widget]

https://tenor.com/view/seokjin-eatjin-bts-jin-eat-gif-21059087

[earnest kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/vatobiox-gif-17852911283480809711

[flat widget]

saved

[earnest kestrel]

I have a lot

[steep ridge]

whats that\

[earnest kestrel]

It is essentially RemotePlay but it gives you more options

[earnest kestrel]

Made this one myself. Its stupid but I thought it was funny

[flat widget]

FIREEEEEEEEEEE

[oak olive]

Fuck

I forgot the one guy

Who's

Who's

Who's

Whoops

[earnest kestrel]

-# Potions got me actin' indiscreet, call me a thespian
-# Mana's low, I conjured up a witch but she a lesbian
-# Wizzas know I roll 'em on the streets, my scrolls be wonderous
-# Magic spells to kill 'em in the sheets, she call me blunderbuss
-# I'll discover undercover agents of the crown and
-# Every paladin from here to Saladin put in the ground
-# While I be tokin' potions I get a notion to turn around
-# And drive the magic carpet north while I'm in the southbound
-# Swerve, every peasant know a sorcerer be flying this
-# Nerve, hit the nitrous while they run, I'm high as Icarus
-# Pallys call upon the Sacred Sirens, I can hear 'em blessed
-# Won't get me to stop, I got a Potion of Resist Arrest

[ebon summit]

"I got a potion of resist arrest" thats a real thing bro its called liquor

[earnest kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/wizard-gif-27259003

[ebon summit]

Sacred festival appearance of the Wizard of Ket, bro casted buzz ball (or clairvoyance from skyrim)

[earnest kestrel]

lol

Thats a game I have not touched in years man

[ebon summit]

I deadass couldnt figure it out as a kid, havent played it since, tried to play the fallout games but couldnt figure them out either

I need a target and a weapon and zero dialogue options, cant help it

[earnest kestrel]

See, I like the older fallouts but to me, its kinda lost its charm after new vegas but skyrim, i loved it to death

I mean, by loved it to death I mean I never beat it because I was a dumb kid

But looking around and dying all the time was hella fun

[lethal siren]

Hi humans

Happy day of love and friendship, a bit late tho

[valid bough]

can some one help me i can put on the shoulder pads there is vines on it blocking me from doiung it

[gloomy urchin]

i watched the blender tutorial

i wasted 1 hour of my life and my problem still remains

how the fuck do i move vertical and horizontal edges so that they resemble a square with same length between each point

[lethal siren]

You have to wear the arming doublet

Careful

Arming doublet

Not just "doublet"

[valid bough]

i put it on put now its orange

[spark nimbus]

I didn’t realize how fast you’ll start winning the moment you get out of Commoner

[lethal siren]

Let me see

[earnest kestrel]

Because the actual how to make a donut tutorial isn't an hour. As person that has taken the easy way out for everything, just watch the actual thing. It takes more time but it does give you the actual skills necessary to use blender semi fluidly.

[lethal siren]

A cuirass and a helmet are game changers indeed

[spark nimbus]

I forgot the neck chain piece and mouthguard but they’ve been helpful

[lethal siren]

Dont forget leg protection

A tight shot can kill you easily

[valid bough]

does anyone understand this problem ive reached the next rank twice but when i beat it, it doesnt move me to the next on why

[lethal siren]

[gloomy urchin]

i didnt really bother watching past edit and navigation cuz thats pretty much all i need for now

[earnest kestrel]

-# Excuses

[gloomy urchin]

not really

ion wanna overcomplicate it until i need it

[neat valley]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1014314561144373249/1059075105566756964/i_want_my_55_cents.gif

yooo quick before 26' end who want me

[gloomy urchin]

if i try to learn allat in one go i'll prolly forget it in the next 2 days

[small spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/travis-scott-pose-picture-no-one-took-a-pic-meme-gif-9157852090610061573

[gloomy urchin]

why bother learning texturing if im sitll struggling with making plain objects lol

[earnest kestrel]

See, that's fair, but you aren't actually learning it, your just using it and applying it when you need it but I guarantee you take a break for a few days and you'll forget. The actual tutorial is meant to be an actual free course, a thing you take notes on and study.

[spark nimbus]

I just wished certain maneuvers were a bit easier to pull off

[earnest kestrel]

me too

[spark nimbus]

That Warhammer with the hook point on the end, I use it to trip by sweeping it on their ankles and managed to do it flawlessly only once

[earnest kestrel]

Easiest way is first person. It feels smoother than I thought it would but after some practice I feel like I am able to actually see and plan a lot better

[spark nimbus]

I gotta try first person but every forest map drops my fps

[lethal siren]

What a low quality bunch of paparazzi

[earnest kestrel]

I suggest doing abys first person to get the hang of it

[spark nimbus]

What do yall use to record your matches? I was thinking Medal.tv again but that takes up a lot of space if you don’t pay attention

[earnest kestrel]

medal

[earnest kestrel]

Its too customizable to pass up

[spark nimbus]

Yeah might as well, got a maxed out laptop for a reason

Gonna get it when I get back from work

[earnest kestrel]

It can take a lot of space, thats why you lower its settings to fit what you need

I mean, my damn game looks like this

[warm pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/considerable-skill-issue-yomi-hustle-conjure-strom-wizard-cowboy-gif-9220193434743726286

[earnest kestrel]

I was trying to prolong it so I could play the game

Dude, fights last 3 secs cause they dont protect their heads AT ALL

[spark nimbus]

Why is it so saturated

[earnest kestrel]

I just like the look

Reminds me of the color pallet a ton of games had on the SNES

[spark nimbus]

Look like a wasp nest dropped on your head

[earnest kestrel]

Specifically ninja gaiden. I don't remember the specific level but it was such a strange pallet

[spark nimbus]

Gonna try and record some matches

I like the booby trap hall

[vast merlin]

how do you do this, this look kinda sick

[earnest kestrel]

Its a program called Reshade

[stable wren]

Reshade? More like, revaluate your life choices.

My name is Bee Bevor, and I am here to sell you horse insurance. We will cover any wreck, any broken or damaged bone, leg and even neck injuries. Why? Because we at Half sword insurance care about the people of frankenberg, most importantly we care about you getting home safely to get and kill some foul willies.

So head over to the tavern, and meet our insurance agents, its only 500 gold a week.

[earnest kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/credit-card-credit-card-debit-card-debit-gif-27376677

[gloomy urchin]

oh my god

bro every time i try to touch anything BUT programming i always wonder why we're paid more than these fuckers

[stable wren]

Blender is like hard

And the fun part is

Learning it is the awful part

Because no one wants to tell you shit

And when they do

Blender updates change keybinds

[earnest kestrel]

Because the things they use to make that is made by us.

[stable wren]

And you need a fucking super computer to run big animations

[gloomy urchin]

ehh

[stable wren]

Like some of these blender people probably have better computers than nasa

Deadass

[gloomy urchin]

i ran out of my making sentence energy

[stable wren]

It's a cool hobby

But it cost way too much

For little in return

[gloomy urchin]

thank god im not gonna touch animations for atleast a month

[stable wren]

Over 100 hours of just learning

That's just the basics lmfao

[earnest kestrel]

To be fair, that's any hobby

[stable wren]

Nah

There is some that just

Are get and go

I did learn some blender

[earnest kestrel]

I'd know, I paint minis and use blender frequently. They both almost took the same amount of time to get the hang of. Granted I aint making fucking works of art but thats just skill you learn over the course of a hobby

[stable wren]

I made Roblox UGC for a rp group via blender

[earnest kestrel]

I have no clue what half of that is but that doesn't disprove what I said

[gloomy urchin]

god forbid trying to make proportial body in blender

[earnest kestrel]

real

Just wait till you try any animal

[gloomy urchin]

hell no

i google specific measurements of an arm
"hmm 30 cm in length and 35 in diameter... wait what"

am i tripping genuinely

[stable wren]

Like, accessories

Necklace and a keychain.

I didn't get to finish the belt at all

[earnest kestrel]

Oh like modeling accessories? ok ok yeah, see but what I am saying is blender is primarily supposed to be a hobby because the industry standard is Maya so making money off of it is completely up to the Blender user

[stable wren]

Commissions and what not yeah

[earnest kestrel]

Well I think commissions are a dumb way to make fluid money but my opinions aside, its still a hobby non the less and takes as much time as you plan on using.

[ruby lava]

Wow

[earnest kestrel]

so its not a block of annoying text im making it small
-# For example, people that learn to paint do so from natural curiosity and wanting to do better. I am talking about actual artists not twitter users with OC's. It probably takes them hundreds of hours just to finish ONE painting. Not even to sell it but for the love of the game. In blender it'll take almost the exact same time to continuously get better

[gloomy urchin]

is hand supposed to be bigger or smaller than lower arm if its all cubes

[earnest kestrel]

No clue

[gloomy urchin]

ok i think i done it

[earnest kestrel]

Now Ctrl+A while in Edit Mode and Subdivide if you plan on modeling in Blender.

[gloomy urchin]

later

i literally planned on doing gamedev in godot

but instead crying in blender

i think doing godot will actually be like 30% of my time until i figure out base models and dynamic generation because im not fucking doing entire cities 😭

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[earnest kestrel]

🤮

I hate to say it but I recommend unreal if you know what your doing and Unity if you don't

[gloomy urchin]

fuck no

i hate both

screw both

godot peak

(so far)

[earnest kestrel]

I'm not saying its bad but its lacking a lot

[gloomy urchin]

like what

[fading belfry]

what horrible recommendations

[earnest kestrel]

The ability for proper 3D rendering at its fullest, Optimized Non-Baked lighting(Real-Time Lighting), generation methods that are reliable and so on. Those are just the main ones that pissed me off

[earnest kestrel]

There are like 4 good options and those are still in the top 3

[fading belfry]

unity is like bottom 1 development software

[earnest kestrel]

Oh, is that why every successful indie game uses it then? Because its trash?

[fading belfry]

i say it therefore true

[gloomy urchin]

i mostly picked godot because i didnt like coding workflow of other game engines

[random lion]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1446719484445593641/1468415535447277791/GrimReaperMeme.gif

[gloomy urchin]

like im not gonna bother dealing with your shit if you dont allow basic coding support outside of visual studio code lol

though i might give up at that mindset atp

[earnest kestrel]

I don't like being rude but like, this is just untrue by a huge margin. Don't get me wrong, I hate them all(Except Unity), but ITS ALL WE HAVE

[fading belfry]

it didnt load for a few seconds so i thought it was that stupid image of the balloon from gumball

[fading belfry]

godot slaughters

[gloomy urchin]

whar about road to vostok

pretty much the game that convinced me that godot can be used for such large scale

[random lion]

See be me and just... dont develop games because it's evil and mean.

[fading belfry]

SPLIT is a very good game made in godot

[fading belfry]

i love game development but i also hate it

[earnest kestrel]

Wonder why that game is so crazy to people? Because its fucking impressive that its in that engine

[gloomy urchin]

but it is possible

[random lion]

I took a year in a game development course and I couldn't understand my teacher, and then we randomly started going over peripherals for 5 months.

[gloomy urchin]

there arent that much limits then

means i can fw it

[fading belfry]

i personally think its easier to be self taught especially if youre passionate about it

[earnest kestrel]

That man has had collage levels of studying in order to do it. You wanted to skip out on the actual learning how to make a donut just for convenience

I will eat my own tongue if you even touch what he has done

[gloomy urchin]

even after i watched i didnt learn much lol

[fading belfry]

3d modeling is infinitely worse than game development

[random lion]

I have plenty to self teach myself, if I ever sit down and start locking in on researching things it will for sure not be game development.

I find it interesting but it is not something that I plan on doing at all.

[gloomy urchin]

i already figured out all the things he said by fucking around and finding out

except maybe 2 keybinds and apply option for modifier

[earnest kestrel]

I hate that that's real though. Those short tutorials suck man. They just skip so much shit in order to keep the attention span of the dumb people trying to skip out on actually studying

[fading belfry]

tutorials suck and arent good for learning

never do tutorials

[earnest kestrel]

I AGREE SAY IT LOUDER

[gloomy urchin]

look i'd be lucky to get my game out of barebones stage let alone get it to the point where game engine choice actually mattered

[gloomy urchin]

exactly BUT YOU FUCKING FORCE DME

[fading belfry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1234244144990519428/1472537464257118400/caption.gif

[earnest kestrel]

Spring is spewing a hot heap of dooky, don't listen to him

-# or me

[fading belfry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/792802668086427699/1005914497854222417/tenor.gif

[earnest kestrel]

Just take your time and do it how you feel will be best for you, but when something doesn't work, blame yourself so you can improve

[earnest kestrel]

Taking that

[hushed vortex]

self teach yourself swordplay while you're at it, nothing could go wrong

[gloomy urchin]

YOU SAY THAT AFTER "watch donut tutorial" BEING YOUR BEST TIP

[fading belfry]

do not watch donut tutorial

[earnest kestrel]

No

Watch the course.

Its made by a guy that is from the industry and its 10+ hours long and walks you through everything

[fading belfry]

i bet if my memory was wiped i would learn how to juggle knives faster than i would how to model anything other than a donut

[earnest kestrel]

But everything we suggest you say why you can't so just learn yourself

[fading belfry]

spitting

[earnest kestrel]

Thats a crazy bet. ALL IN! 💰

[gloomy urchin]

i js figured out how to scale objects and move allat properly and thats mostyl what i need for now

so whatever

[fading belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/atotisack-atoti-scung-gif-18351322371706089288

[gloomy urchin]

anyways backto game engines

unity is horrid dogshit on linux

unreal requires insane amount of space

[fading belfry]

"linux" 😭

[earnest kestrel]

You're on linux?

[gloomy urchin]

yeah

[earnest kestrel]

Oh boy..

Nevermind, off to bed. Have fun spring!!!

[fading belfry]

linux user
expects anything to work
cycle continues

[gloomy urchin]

coward

[gloomy urchin]

elaborate

[hushed vortex]

ive been hearing abt linux for the last decade now and i still don't understand why anyone would use it

[gloomy urchin]

more convenient for me

[hushed vortex]

can i ask how?

[gloomy urchin]

terminal is easier and faster to use, i get to install 90% of my software faster with packages, i get to update my system faster, i get to modify anything i don't like, overall workflow between fullscreen apps is way better (discord, browser, blender, i can just switch workspaces with win+number), keybinds make it more convenient to close and open apps

[hushed vortex]

ig give an example of how terminal is easier and what you do with it since idrk the details there

[gloomy urchin]

i dont need 6 steps to let my system do what i want to do with it

[gloomy urchin]

i can navigate to some folders faster

tui is js faster and looks better for some things like task manager

[hushed vortex]

isn't it a headache to get a lot of apps running at all

[gloomy urchin]

like what lol

[hushed vortex]

idfk it's just a common complaint i hear

[gloomy urchin]

its pain to setup system for the first time but after that its pretty much easy

i have no clue what kind of apps they run but everything i use either runs linux natively, or in case of games i have proton

you could argue that games are a little inconvenient to play in some places but its like whatever

[topaz thicket]

yo something weard happend

i joined a match but i cant find my opponenet

am permently stuck in this dungeon now

sombody help me

oh wront chat

wrong"

[stone moon]

I think you can angle where you thrust by moving your mouse that direction

if thrusting is double click than I move my mosue the direction while double clicking

[little tartan]

thrust with alt mode what in the world

[stone moon]

mb

[earnest kestrel]

You notice it less in first person but I dislike that so much

[little tartan]

ive never used the double click thang

it feels way more janky than just alt and fighting the tide

[earnest kestrel]

Yeah but thats a work around to an issue that shouldn't exist but I agree, alt is better

No, you can control the angle

[little tartan]

what he said

[stone moon]

I thought double click extends more than alt and is jankier

[little tartan]

the amount of question marks you added makes me think you are furious

[stone moon]

thats what I was referencing but I forgot aobut alt mode

[little tartan]

if you use alt tho

you can draw your weapon back while angling yourself

bro my auto correct just said a curse word

[earnest kestrel]

Which one? Fuck, shit, ass, cunt, dick, wanker?

[little tartan]

are you just pressing alt and moving ur mouse back and forth

[little tartan]

the second to last one

[stone moon]

you can angle double click by moving your mouse very far though it requires a big mosuepad

[little tartan]

make your willie look to the right of the enemy a little and thrust it

i am

[earnest kestrel]

You were talking about having it be angled and holding alt allows you to see the angle and then "shoot"

[little tartan]

theres lock on strength tho

you can fight it and still have it on

turn it down

they made thrusting less nice in the ea but i still dont dislike it

[stone moon]

well, good thing I dont really thrust using any method and I swing using a long poll axe bill hook thing

[little tartan]

knife fights were prob my fav in ea

spears used to be meta anyway

i meant that hea

yea

thats what im saying

it just won you fights with minimal effort

now its too janky to be reliable tho

[stone moon]

bill hook surpremacy in the demo

[little tartan]

my spears serve me better as a blunt weapon to the side of the head

maces got ruined for me i feel like the swing arc reduced the range by like half

in the demo i had 2 types

[crystal granite]

pitchforks had built in aimbot

[little tartan]

one more aggressive rushdown type w a spear

[crystal granite]

genuinely all you could do is pray if you went against one in early game abyss

[little tartan]

and the other that just holds the spear out until you die trying to deflect it

[little tartan]

candelabra is the counter

i usually either half sword and push their spear away or try to smack it away

[crystal granite]

I'd just bend down while pushing

[little tartan]

my bad

[crystal granite]

LOL

[little tartan]

oh i just realized im level 3

[dusky wagon]

You’d not keep hammering until someone yields?

[little tartan]

i think getting up is the worst

it takes me half a second to get mostly up

[dusky wagon]

I feel you, but that’s part of the game honestly

[little tartan]

but actually getting on my feet is an ordeal

[dusky wagon]

Feet tend to be so wobbly if you don’t get whacked back down you’ll stumble yourself back down

[little tartan]

if you hold g but not all the way you can get them to disengage

some of them dont give a damn tho

ive been decapitated many times while surrendering

[obsidian girder]

The thing that annoys me is the second or two where after you “get up” and can do literally nothing, can’t lift your weapon to block strikes, can’t move your legs

[little tartan]

that's a conclusion

concussion

my nad

BADp

bro i just woke up

my willie dont look like that man...

[hollow falcon]

Good enough for a wanted poster

[little tartan]

good enough to make a few arrests in this day and age

[gloomy urchin]

angy bird

[proud crystal]

hi

[faint dragon]

Best half sword traps - the log

[red moon]

yall does anyone of you have some lil bit of free time to waste and some storage backup knowledge to share

[rich lantern]

😭

[red moon]

like im basically trying to do some automated ish backup to gdrive

I'm trying out freefilesync for now

lmfao

I get it

[white prawn]

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[gloomy urchin]

goober

[grim geode]

Lowkey think the demo is more fun than the early access

[gloomy urchin]

EMBED FAILURE

[fossil thistle]

I forgot that i don't have access to gifs

Damn

[gloomy urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/chen-endfield-arknights-qianyu-silly-gif-2603914693282121266

[kind nimbus]

Does anyone know when the hotfix for that half sword will come out?

Okhey

[gloomy urchin]

endfield

https://tenor.com/view/chen-arknights-chen-qianyu-chen-arknights-endfield-gif-18168964414162263000

[little tartan]

ima just assume those are blanks

[warm pebble]

Some share this opinion some dont

[wanton portal]

https://youtu.be/35avfsA_iJs?si=6MLup4AMm9DKBj7U

[gloomy urchin]

big ass caves go hard

[craggy trail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1240169069085462601/1421652928980193343/caption.gif

It’s not fun anymore…

[fleet imp]

We only play chitlin simulator round' here

[wanton portal]

all my l4d2 teammates suck ass

[fleet imp]

I had put lile 650 mods on l4d2 once

Went to some random chinese website and put real-time lighting on it👀

[halcyon lava]

she died dude

[wanton portal]

China is using valve as a source of data

[halcyon lava]

how is that still there

[wanton portal]

they're infiltrating the l4d2 servers

[halcyon lava]

youre wrong

thats ripped straight from seegore

fool

[fleet imp]

As long as they play l4d2 like competent people I could care less

[wanton portal]

seegore mentioned

good times

[wanton portal]

dude

[wanton portal]

why do chinese servers have so many mods in

fucking

purple francis

green bill

[gloomy urchin]

if its an issue ping modteam

ok too late nvrm

[halcyon lava]

i did

i made ticket

[gloomy urchin]

i think its better to ping modteam in this case

[halcyon lava]

its fixed quicker that way

[vague kettle]

TUF TUFF BOYS ALL OVER THE WAY TUFF BOYS ALL OVER THE WAY (sings in nochalant rizzy voice)

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/this-next-part-might-shock-some-viewers-gif-1897877151588122674

[proven bay]

I'm going braindead from viewing these chats

[neat valley]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1303650001913778257/1467672457094627429/togif.gif

[proven bay]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1397587018929799228/1414009655377530980/attachment-5-1.gif

[wanton portal]

square hole

[steady raven]

https://tenor.com/view/shoot-gif-8384741647787006615

[wanton portal]

doing all those spins for what

thanks

I didnt knew

[gloomy urchin]

meow

meow

meow

[wanton portal]

what if someoned barked

what would you do

[gloomy urchin]

I would hiss

death threat

[low cloak]

Guys where do you get tabards from?

[worldly vapor]

corpses

[low cloak]

How do you get their clothes off them?

[worldly vapor]

hold e on it to grab them and then press e again to put it on

[atomic mist]

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[low cloak]

Alright worked

thanks

Can't you get it otherwise?

[worldly vapor]

i heard not

[rapid rivet]

yall ever just get so hungry yall just start imagining the taste of foods

[worldly vapor]

no...

[rapid rivet]

like you force your tongue to remember the taste of a pizza slice

or remember its texture

[sinful loom]

anton vs mike

who will win

thumb vs finger

[gloomy urchin]

yeah it happens

[sour reef]

Isn’t this a normal thing?

[rapid rivet]

no food in pantry gotta imagine the taste of burger

[sour reef]

I literally cannot imagine the taste of pickles

Cant do a burger

I can imagine like

Pizza

[quick frost]

hi guys how do i get the next rank

in halfsweord

im at beggar rn

[rapid rivet]

you can only imagine foods that youve tasted alot i think

[rapid rivet]

theres a bar on top of the battles when you go to the jester and it shows your progress

when it looks like youre at the next tier you will see a tourney fight

that will get you to the next tier

[tepid plinth]

Hello

[quick frost]

okay like 7 rounds?

[rapid rivet]

yyeah

[quick frost]

alr

[gloomy urchin]

bau bau

[raven ore]

why are you large

[merry bough]

how do i switch from craft armour to the weapon thingy

[gloomy urchin]

rahh

[midnight coyote]

Rest. I’m pretty sure it’s random every day

[drifting stirrup]

Play the Tourney

[lime parcel]

it's crazy how op the baron's beak rly is

[drifting stirrup]

Hour late advice 🫩

[runic notch]

got my shit rocked so hard 211p heal 🙏

[lime parcel]

i do wish that the lord tier had more content and not just riots i have to do countless times to do the lord tourney again and again

[lusty crane]

Hello guys, does anyone know how the split screen works? My colleague can't move.

[merry bough]

ok

[dusky trench]

any new patches

[crisp gorge]

BEHOLD! THE ULTIMATE ARMOUR BREAKER

[wet dragon]

👍

[crisp gorge]

the perfect balance of weight and size, with majority of the weight being in the hammer, followed by the pommel. its short enough to be controllable, yet long enough to give me the range i need to keep out of range from most combatants

[devout wasp]

meat tenderizer

ok on a serious note is that the best polearm head?

[crisp gorge]

in my opinion, yes.

[dusky trench]

will it break power armor

[crisp gorge]

maybe if the wielder is also in power armour? would also depend on the type.

if its raider power armour, i'd put money on it. maybe not a suit of X-01 though

[atomic mist]

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[dusky trench]

can it kill fisto

[crisp gorge]

why would you want too?

[dusky trench]

i want to protect fisto

he was with me theough all the hard time the mojave went thriugh

[crisp gorge]

but the reason i like that head set up most is purely due to how useful it is in most situations. it can kill both armoured and unarmoured opponents fairly easily. with a helmet one good crack to the dome and they will go down, and if they try to get back up a second crack will put them down and they'll likely surrender. unarmoured? one hit to the dome and they are just dead.

[balmy jay]

when will we tire of willie puns (never)

[crisp gorge]

oh you do not wanna get hit in the willie with this whacker

it'll whack your willie into the next damn dimension, only an experienced willy wacker can handle such trauma

[balmy jay]

I am an expert at handling my willie

I practise with my willie for hours every day

the more stamina I expend, the bigger my willie gets

[crisp gorge]

i too have a substantial willy

[balmy jay]

oh nice willie you got there, thanks for sharing a picture of it

[crisp gorge]

its alot of fun to send pictures of my willie

[balmy jay]

when I see other people's willies, I feel like playing with my own willie

[crisp gorge]

you should, it is alot of fun to play with your willie

[worldly vapor]

oh my god your willie is so strong

[crisp gorge]

a lot of people have said this too me

[minor owl]

your willy could never be as big as my willy

[vapid wave]

"your willie is rubbish"

[crisp gorge]

and that's okay, im very confident in the size of my willie

[vapid wave]

i can only think of that internet safety video

[crisp gorge]

you just unlocked a core memory with that statement alone

[vapid wave]

enjoy

[hollow kelp]

I was doing errands and my mission was to bring a drunk guy home, safe to say when i tried to grab him and pull him i accidentaly may have split him in half, and i just brought what was left of him home and still got my money

[obtuse echo]

hotfix 6 or 7 today guys?🥹 ✌️

[crisp gorge]

i dragged him home and he tried to fight me

so i smacked him with a mace

[minor owl]

i brang the drunk guy home in 8 little neat pieces

[crisp gorge]

i do have to admit, it is very funny using the willie whacker on my willie

[wanton portal]

https://youtu.be/G_tq12WisX8?si=iRyXST3MBHwDRcuc

[worldly vapor]

god of war 3 if it was shit:

[crisp gorge]

52 souls seek revenge...

this is going to be a very bad idea but we're in too deep now

its going alot easier than i thought so far

most of them are either unarmoured or using polearms

sometimes both

[balmy jay]

let's put resources in remaking all the good games and not make new good games

-the games industry, apparently

[crisp gorge]

but what if we completely went away from the source material, in an attempt to still make a new ish game?
-the intern who has no fucking idea what they're doing.

[jagged mulch]

I think we need multiplayer

[north jungle]

Ave, true to Caeser.

[silver dirge]

playing halfsword makes me bricked up

im not even joking

[crisp gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-new-vegas-gif-13709315

[lucid sentinel]

click the star in the corner of a gif to favorite it

[hard swallow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1471564603056984227/rnqD4lw.gif

[honest oak]

Didn’t need to say this

[balmy jay]

https://tenor.com/view/i-am-spartacus-its-me-crowd-stand-up-gif-16262914

[runic notch]

i watched ts

😭

[devout wasp]

has anyone noticed the scythe is sometimes in the cellar

i wonder if it got nerfed

[spark quartz]

I FUCKING LOVE THE NCR RAHHHHHHHH

[grim geode]

Big candlestick, pitchfork and picot are goated weapons fr

Absolute auto win

[noble flicker]

It did

Barely even cuts now

[north jungle]

The Caesar has marked you for death, and the Legion obeys! Ready yourself for battle!

[devout wasp]

damn

[vocal glacier]

Now we need a mod where the crossbow is replaced with a glock

[dusky trench]

the burned man is not dead

[restive trench]

silly silly silly

[vital tartan]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/942378397030555729/1045101719203364944/SirFletcher.gif

[quartz basalt]

For equipping wpns. Can we get the feature to drag and drop where we would like it to go instead of auto going to the slots

[spark quartz]

why hello there veroo

[quartz basalt]

For example if you would want to wield 2 greatswords. One would go in one slot as 2 hands. The other goes in the sheathe, instead we drag the second sword to the right hand slot

[restive trench]

helo how is u

[quartz basalt]

Atm I would have to unsheath it out :(

[restive trench]

am i interduce you to #1465774955009540257

[drowsy finch]

Sillgy

[restive trench]

ragi

[quartz basalt]

Oh

too late now

I'll member fur next one

[frail geode]

raggamuffin!

[spark quartz]

hello raliraliraliralirali

[spark quartz]

i'm goooood veroo how are you

[drowsy finch]

Jali

[drowsy finch]

Hallooooo

I’m also good

[restive trench]

im goob

[restive trench]

fali

[misty frigate]

silly mod huh

more like

dummy mod

🤭

[spark quartz]

i'm going to detach your retinas

[drowsy finch]

Silly whats 64/8

[misty frigate]

isnt it obvious dude

its 4

[obsidian girder]

gotta be at least 3

[misty frigate]

yeah

its somewhere around 3-100

[prime brook]

23

[misty frigate]

too easy

[drowsy finch]

You’re all wrong cuz I asked silly not u

[drowsy finch]

This guy is dead now

[obsidian girder]

She bash on my willie till I ragamuffin

[prime brook]

This is worth killing the planet for

[drowsy finch]

Xeah guys jump easter >:)

[small spoke]

Death to the planet glory to stupid ai memes

[drowsy finch]

GLORY TO ACARISTAN

[restive trench]

this is why we cant afford ram or storage

its all your fault moai

[vestal eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/2-sticks-2-sticks-of-ram-2-sticks-of-ram-cost-1000-because-of-this-2-sticks-of-ram-cost-1k-because-of-this-ai-gif-10482012211863365122

[restive trench]

we should throw moai to the rats

[small spoke]

I agree

[restive trench]

but storage

i cant download more ssds :(

[drowsy finch]

You actually can

[restive trench]

oh damn

thanks rali

[atomic mist]

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[restive trench]

willhelm lost his face :(

[spark quartz]

ok

[drowsy finch]

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[spark quartz]

moth

[drowsy finch]

Foreshadowing >:)

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/tremendo-gif-6176607702265710905

[drowsy finch]

Why are terrified

This is GOOD news

We can finally be bugs.

[restive trench]

employee of the moth

[drowsy finch]

It should be me not him….

https://tenor.com/view/incrediboy-incredibles-poster-throw-syndrome-gif-17947237037189380740