make custom armor
#general-catfish-🐱🐟
gloomy urchin
lavish blade
make custom armor
nein never
gloomy urchin
coward
lavish blade
coward
my dumbass pc is stubborn and can't figure out modularweapon for the life of me
gloomy urchin
couldnt u ask devs of som
lavish blade
couldnt u ask devs of som
luke knows
sullen urchin
yeah ig
lavish blade
maybe i'll ask for his modularweapon blueprint?
i mean i know too but my pc can't execute it
drowsy finch
Where is the fabled axe cane?
lavish blade
Where is the fabled axe cane?
🤔
trim tree
is it worth buying the game over the demo atm? or waiting until some more updates come out?
lavish blade
what firearms would y'all like to see in halbschwert
mellow geyser
his wilussy :(
indigo hare
is it worth buying the game over the demo atm? or waiting until some more update...
If you have a decent rig, can accept bugs, and understand it’s still in development, then get it
trim tree
If you have a decent rig, can accept bugs, and understand it’s still in developm...
I got all those, Just not incredibly flush on money and dont mind waiting, its something I can afford without a doubt, just unsure if the 35 bucks is worth tossing at it right now
mellow geyser
what firearms would y'all like to see in halbschwert
long stretch but the AsVAL
indigo hare
I got all those, Just not *incredibly* flush on money and dont mind waiting, it...
Well, worst case just buy it and refund it before the 2 hour mark 
trim tree
what firearms would y'all like to see in halbschwert
Ol timey Handgonne
lavish blade
Ol timey Handgonne
alr did an arquebus
lavish blade
long stretch but the AsVAL
image?
lavish blade
How shalst I slay the hospital zombies </3
huh
mellow geyser
counter arugement, this one looks cool /j
true root
what firearms would y'all like to see in halbschwert
blunderbuss capable of removing the top half of any Willie I point at
lavish blade
nvm then gng
can u do a more mainstream gun
mellow geyser
m1 gerand (idk how to spell it)
sturdy hearth
A potato cannon would go hard
true root
Browning M2 on a tripod for “riot control”
lavish blade
m1 gerand (idk how to spell it)
m1 garand?
is that what it's called?
im nto sure
i don't live in America
true root
M1 garand is the funny ping rifle so that’s probably what they want
mellow geyser
m1 garand?
i beleive so
mellow geyser
M1 garand is the funny ping rifle so that’s probably what they want
i just like how it looks
lavish blade
i beleive so
there are no free m1 garand models
mellow geyser
true root
What about the SMLE carbine? Lee Enfield is the more popular name for it
stuck isle
Fight Club: Rule #1 never speak about Fight Club
flat widget
can u do a more mainstream gun
I suggest a flintlock if you don't have one already
vestal eagle
When will the glock be added to the game
flat widget
mellow geyser
Are you a hunter?
no, i just like guns
bright ember
bright ember
no, i just like guns
Twin?
fallen ore
no, i just like guns
Thought of military enlistment?
bright ember
Shush
fallen ore
And gun...
mellow geyser
i cant even get a AsVAL in the states
bright ember
i cant even get a AsVAL in the states
New Hampshire
Straight up
They love guns in NH
mellow geyser
isnt there an import ban
bright ember
No laws against any owning
flat widget
mellow geyser
its a russian gun tho
bright ember
its a russian gun tho
Son😭😭
fallen ore
The holy roman empire 
worn crag
Made it all the way to the end and the last boss somehow kills me through armor
So done finna install a completed game mod
drowsy finch
trim tree
alr did an arquebus
No man, a hand cannon, google handgonne youll see what i mean
fluid linden
an arquebus is a type of handgonne, so is a glock 17
ergo, a glock 17 is an arquebus
jaunty marlin
probably just got hacked cause of half sword enhancer, great
worn crag
probably just got hacked cause of half sword enhancer, great
use malwarebytes
Scan, delete whatever it says
worn crag
Back when I played oblivion remasted one of the most popular "game fix" mods had a bug hidden in
jaunty marlin
hate when people do this stuff man its so scummy
worn crag
As in it's on the front page of the nexus mod list prolly to this day
trim tree
I like how you ask for suggestions for firearms to add to halfsword and then find an excuse to not use any of the suggestions added lol why ask if you dont want the ideas
vestal eagle
Back when I played oblivion remasted one of the most popular "game fix" mods had...
When I played Oblivion Remastered, I did nothing but slam Skooma and become a Skooma addic
trim tree
Air resistance
vestal eagle
When I make my Willie bald, I get 2x strength in the bathroom if you know what I mean
trim tree
Arquebus is in between handcannon and rifle
That was my thinking, its a cannon on the end of a stick, it also isnt rifled
little hornet
I like how you ask for suggestions for firearms to add to halfsword and then fin...
suggestions are great and all, but they don't have to use any of them
lavish blade
I like how you ask for suggestions for firearms to add to halfsword and then fin...
i'm not finding excuses i'm just showing you somthing
trim tree
suggestions are great and all, but they don't have to use any of them
Well yeah sure, just seems odd they asked for suggestions, like three people gave em, and all got shotdown, seems weird
lavish blade
but yeah i might add a handcannon
little hornet
its not like it can happen instantaneously scofci
lavish blade
Well yeah sure, just seems odd they asked for suggestions, like three people gav...
most meshes for the weapons they recommended cost money
trim tree
its not like it can happen instantaneously scofci
I aint sayin it will
little hornet
shit takes time, and as chome mentions, models aren't free
if you wanna pony up the cost of course, that may change some things for chrome
trim tree
I never said they were, I really dont care if any if at all get added, i was just making an observation on the backwards thinking going on here
vestal eagle
but yeah i might add a handcannon
You should make it so we can modify armor peices, like move them manually and whatnot, same with weapons, I want a pollaxe with a hammer head on one side and a double sided axe head on the other
trim tree
You should make it so we can modify armor peices, like move them manually and wh...
Like a pole hammer on one end and double headed axe on the other? that sounds cool
vestal eagle
Like a pole hammer on one end and double headed axe on the other? that sounds co...
It does doesn't it
Just food for thought when the game actually comes out
lavish blade
Like a pole hammer on one end and double headed axe on the other? that sounds co...
should be possible
look what i found
vestal eagle
should be possible
So glad we have devs and mods that actually listen to their community bro, this game is going to be amazing
YES
worn crag
look what i found
There you go
vestal eagle
look what i found
Amazing
trim tree
just go to the gunstore on the corner of kuttenburg and buy a second hand glock 19, that simple
worn crag
Exactly what bro meant by handgonne
trim tree
look what i found
Yeah thats the image i was talkin bout just couldnt send it here
worn crag
Also
trim tree
Go to your local 711
worn crag
I have no idea what we're talking about doing
lavish blade
trim tree
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1471842041016090808/f...
commoners hate this one trick
worn crag
Just wanted to add my 2 cents on the "Arquebus is a handcannon"
vestal eagle
Because the stick is goaed
restive trench
reach
vestal eagle
Goated
restive trench
well skill issue idk
vestal eagle
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1471842041016090808/f...
Also y'all should make it so the stick has some more weight to it, I want to be able to beat someone to death with a stick you know what I mean
trim tree
Just wanted to add my 2 cents on the "Arquebus is a handcannon"
arqebusses are muskets, not hand nor cannon
lavish blade
commoners hate this one trick
hows this (pistol for scale)
do i make it bigger or smaller
trim tree
Im not sure, think quarterstaff with a cannon on it
vestal eagle
hows this (pistol for scale)
Wait are you a dev of the game or mod developer?
worn crag
arqebusses are muskets, not hand nor cannon
Predecessor to the musket, they are different
lavish blade
Wait are you a dev of the game or mod developer?
im a modder
vestal eagle
im a modder
Oh lmao I thought you were a dev just conversing with us
Reduced him to a throat and a hole
lavish blade
Oh lmao I thought you were a dev just conversing with us
you can tell by my "modlord" role
restive trench
do not use a stick against this man
vestal eagle
you can tell by my "modlord" role
I thought that meant you Lord over the server mods
I'm a stupid slow chud bro
trim tree
Predecessor to the musket, they are different
I mean conventionally in conversation yeah, the term musket originally referred to a larger arquebus capable of penetrating heavier plate armor, which i guess makes muskets arquebusses but not all arquebussy is a musket
vestal eagle
At least I'm not a Goy
restive trench
I thought that meant you Lord over the server mods
that would be community manager
lavish blade
I thought that meant you Lord over the server mods
lowkey i thought that people would have the same thought
trim tree
I mean conventionally in conversation yeah, the term musket originally referred...
I couldnt think of a better term for it, rifle didnt seem fitting as it was not rifled
vestal eagle
that would be community manager
I thought they just managed the community
spark nimbus
At least I'm not a Goy
Goyims…
vestal eagle
Idk, that's why the role kinda made no sense to me, but now I understand
This is us
Unruly
Everytime I see that image bro
It's so funny
atomic mistBOT
harsh moss
nice
dusky flower
my camera wont stay locked to the enemy but I have Lock on strength all the way up and am locked
Does anyone know whats up?
fading belfry
the sky
dusky flower
that is true
worn crag
It isn't, it's not even the best weapon in it's tier
fading belfry
if you mean it wont stay locked on when you are a little bit away, then thats apparently "normal"
fading belfry
if you mean it wont stay locked on when you are a little bit away, then thats ap...
the distance is way shorter than the demo for some reason
dusky flower
im right in front of them
fading belfry
skill issue then idk bro bug report
fading belfry
worn crag
I mean conventionally in conversation yeah, the term musket originally referred...
They are different but essentially became the same
They used the term musket after the 15th-16ths century because it was considered higher status
sick folio
worn crag
They had different roles
worn crag
The exact name
sick folio
trim tree
The exact name
other than arquebus
honest crest
worn crag
*other* than arquebus
shoulder mounted long gun
Or the first shoudler mounted liong gun
Or shoulder mounted matchlock long gun
Idk, I just differentiate it from a musket
lavish blade
Im not sure, think quarterstaff with a cannon on it
lavish blade
You could club someone with that
thanks for the advice
worn crag
https://tenor.com/view/guy-arguing-guy-talking-to-wall-talking-brick-wall-gif-18...
It's just not a musket is the point lol no need to be immature about it
It's like the difference between a rifle and a carbine
fading belfry
Seen this image on Google
worn crag
Es hard to describe and is very technical and pretentious, overly complciated for a small difference
unreal bay
Thats my house right there
fading belfry
How does it interact with armor?
lavish blade
How does it interact with armor?
havent tried against armor but it definetly blows thru it
hard swallow
lavish blade
is this a good rifle size
fluid linden
this is how it feels when your willie loses his grip mid swing
hard swallow
yes
fluid linden
is this a good rifle size
who gave this hobbit a rifle
lavish blade
who gave this hobbit a rifle
i did
fluid linden
i did
impressive. Things would have gone down a lot different if the elves gave one of these things to Samwise
sick folio
he was reaching
harsh moss
Monolith ahhh outcome
fluid linden
is this a good rifle size
how high does it come up to on the character model if its set on the ground?
fluid linden
it feels really chunky but it might just be because the stock is scaled wrong
worn crag
It's a eird ass weapon
If you're facing it you need to rush them
If you're using it you need to stay REALLY far away
worn crag
If you're facing it you need to rush them
The problem tho, they can bonk tf outta you with the shaft
lavish token
Anyone from Europe?
worn crag
If you're using it you need to stay REALLY far away
Only thing that can beat it is those crackhead spear guys
Am American
lavish token
Just wanted to prove something to my brother lol
restive trench
is this a good rifle size
who let willie join ice bro
unique horizon
This might sound bad
But does anyone else feel like killing the peple with hair feels worse than killing the peoplee without hair in the demo
restive trench
no
worn crag
Not really
unique horizon
They just feel more human 😭
worn crag
It's a game character
unique horizon
Yea true
worn crag
I play these games to kill stuff
fading cobalt
It is actually the soul of a sentient human being trapped inside of a game character
worn crag
Not "Oh I'm sorry you're too human looking"
fading cobalt
You should see the things that go on at half sword hq…
restive trench
i dont care if that bitch has hair or not amma play fruit ninja with it
unique horizon
hahahahaha alr
worn crag
All he needs is to get stabbed while going "it's too human looking"
and he'll be fixed
restive trench
yeah i had full plate armor in commor from looting people lmao
turbid viper
Chat how many ranks are there in half sword, I am currently on Baron Cuirass
restive trench
i got full plate without the metal shoes thingy and the chainmail in commoner but just killing champions
turbid viper
alr.
restive trench
when you retire does it also reset your money and inv or nah
oo cool
oh so even my rank is kept?
oh damm
yeah
thanks
restive trench
there was a guide for that since the demo when you type /reset idk if its still there
dreamy mangoBOT
restive trench
omg its still there
frosty valley
i was just happy to be using the physics stuff w the cauldron
i was going thru jaydes entire discography
restive trench
youre gonna love the hall map
frosty valley
dont like that song either
frosty valley
youre gonna love the hall map
I already made it there these clips are from like
hours after the thing released
whole glen
restive trench
o lmao
yeah lmao
dude its gonna carry you about 4 ranks
its peak
its fun for the first rank then it becomes boring
i did a polearms only run and i used it for like 2 ranks and a half
enemies got more armor so i switched to the poleaxe
vapid solar
y we dissin jaydes 😢
restive trench
i only insure stuff to trasfer it to freeplay lmao
otherwise ive never died and had to reset from the start
frosty valley
y we dissin jaydes 😢
his pluggnb stuff lowkey mid
im a bigger fan of the newer stuff
modern rapids
Guys
silk gale
Wanna see a bird
atomic mistBOT
supple flare
my crying in no image perms peasant language 
hard swallow
simple axle
https://apps.apple.com/us/app/half-sword-mobile/id6758338661 Guys is this real?
faint gorge
wraith goblet
Guys does sparring build muscle
burnt quartz
why is willie lowkey attractive
because you're gay lol (there's no hate in that i'm gay)
rigid stream
because you're gay lol (there's no hate in that i'm gay)
what if im a woman
burnt quartz
what if im a woman
nothing.
wanton portal
what if im a woman
Hetero
spiral sierra
How to shoot a crossbow?
burnt quartz
yeah willie long haired has that young adult anakin look going on moderately handsome
spiral sierra
How to shoot a crossbow?
i get crossbow from forest, but idk how to shoot
haughty vine
wanton portal
nice
turbid viper
Noted.
loud hollow
пук
turbid viper
alright
manic grail
deadlock players
stuck hollow
atomic mistBOT
dawn gate
is it just me or does the weaponsmith look eerily similar to linus techtips in half of the artworks of him?
patent jungle
edxvrfawfs
buoyant helm
when and what is our next content update? just curious
burnt quartz
the fact you're questioning it is your answer
placid vector
ay is der anyway dat i can restart ma progress
storm rapids
i get crossbow from forest, but idk how to shoot
Hold in both hands, hold right mouse button, click left mouse button
stuck ibex
I think that the next update is going to be a very big patch
balmy jay
I think that the next update is going to be a very big patch
I hope so
wanton portal
deadlock players
isnt that new the valve game
thats like valorant
or overwatch or some shit
drifting stirrup
A nuke up my WHAT?!!!
https://youtube.com/shorts/naQm1fEEIWY?si=4j68vevJ9wxyTbqd
wanton portal
balmy jay
Yes it’s been almost a week since the last hotfix
Just spam the devs with this meme (dont actually spam them though)
worn egret
wednesday came earlier than expected
wind geode
wednesday came earlier than expected
autumn laurel
why his head shaped like that
small spoke
he's a mushroom
balmy jay
why his head shaped like that
for her pleasure
autumn laurel
wind geode
why his head shaped like that
autumn laurel
lmao, oh yeah i see it now
stuck ibex
Just spam the devs with this meme (dont actually spam them though)
hahahaha
atomic mistBOT
knotty kiln
Manifesting hotfix today
dusky hazel
sonic python
it appears that updates have stopped
dusky hazel
wind geode
https://giphy.com/gifs/sad-vince-mcmahon-YqokNLJIkFKzCrHOQP
alright, maybe it was only 2 years ago but still
manic grail
isnt that new the valve game
yes
worn egret
dull notch
it appears that updates have stopped
Yup
worn egret
in that case the next update is most likely going to be a content update
dull notch
“If”
vast merlin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBZCXrjlUz4
gem alert?!
lucid geyser
I've been screaming holding my perfectly fine leg in the abyss for a long time now.
sage dawn
fix split screen pls, thank.
vast merlin
how do you play split screen tho
sage dawn
how do you play split screen tho
sonny, free mode
both need to use gamepad.
vast merlin
what is that
sage dawn
controller
the thing you use to play consoles
kbm and controller doesnt work both needs to use controller
Remote play is stupid so try an app called parsec (basically one pc connects to another)
BUT! I do not reccomend playing split screen as of now because it crashes every 30 seconds
gloomy crest
Is it possible to kill by choking a Willy
lusty drum
shout out dev's for leaving the option of the demo
knotty kiln
Was he incinerated or something
plush fossil
kbm and controller doesnt work both needs to use controller
Remote play is stupi...
Ive heard that you can make it work by using a cord for the controller, which is how the devs had their systems set up at conventions. Definitely need an update to use controllers without being plugged into your computer and i havent verfied that that really works yet
knotty kiln
Anyone lowkey want to duel with me later
dusky wagon
I've been screaming holding my perfectly fine leg in the abyss for a long time n...
Sometimes the injury isn’t physical, but the injury is of the soul and spirit
earnest hill
yo is multiplayer out
look at the game dummy
earnest hill
yo is multiplayer out
obviously not
gray shadow
my friend said splitscreen is multiplayer
worn egret
EVIL FRESHIE GRIPS POWER 20 IN LOWER ERISIA
lucid geyser
Sometimes the injury isn’t physical, but the injury is of the soul and spirit
Eventually I gave in and quit to menu but it went on for a good inappropriate amount of time.
dusky wagon
Eventually I gave in and quit to menu but it went on for a good inappropriate am...
You quit??? Why not just let yourself get killed? End the poor lad’s suffering
He’s still in there, screaming
lucid geyser
I had too much armor they kept coming and dying over my flailing body. 😂
But it took forever and I had to cleanse 20 souls while unable to control anything.
I got to like 7.
dusky wagon
But it took forever and I had to cleanse 20 souls while unable to control anythi...
Psh, i cleansed 130 souls once
Never doing that again…
lucid geyser
dusky wagon
https://tenor.com/view/i-always-knew-you-were-good-i-didn%27t-know-you-were-this...
Thank you, even though we never knew eachother before
halcyon rover
indigo hare
Thats funny because I literally see you through your window
neat valley
wen is updeit
restive trench
man ive cleansed like
more than 4000 souls in normal abyss (abyss from main menu) but game crashed when i reached like 4500 or something
neat valley
im release update in 3..
neat valley
2...
indigo hare
Im stealing it, it’s mine now
atomic mistBOT
indigo hare
neat valley
balmy jay
I would
autumn laurel
indigo hare
Do you know sign language? Im gonna say happy valentines in sign language.
🖕
scarlet creek
gang who would win the baron or Prez
scarlet creek
gang who would win the baron or Prez
prez is the big gold guy in the second pic
restive trench
3
neon pivot
gang who would win the baron or Prez
the little one
scarlet creek
the little one
the one next to prez?
honest oak
rugged star
I think halfsword should create a cryptocurrency
no
scarlet creek
(now bully me please)
indigo hare
(now bully me please)
Nerd
scarlet creek
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fleet imp
mincrif
fleet imp
manbath bedrok
fleet imp
stupid flex of pc
its bedrock
running on a spare 4060 laptop I have bc my main pc is in the shop for a repair
fleet imp
yeah its odyssey deffered visuals
wanton portal
Even the zombies in L4D2 got a partner for Valentine's Day before me
storm mural
dusky wagon
so it's not stupid java unoptimized slop
Java is the OG, show some respect
scarlet creek
Java is the OG, show some respect
I didn't say java is bad
just said java SHADERS are unoptimized slop
scarlet creek
Nowhere did you say shaders
it's implied since the topic was shaders
dusky wagon
The topic was bedrock or java
wanton portal
it's implied since the topic was shaders
"unoptimized" and "java" in the same sentence
fleet imp
scarlet creek
"unoptimized" and "java" in the same sentence
it is tho
did you know it runs on a single thread
even tho I'm not laggin the performance could be fuckillion times better if it wasn't that way
frail geode
https://medal.tv/games/minecraft/clips/m7ntrcR1uUlknawSe?invite=cr-MSw4a24sNTQyM...
Bro show me your fps in starfield ultra settings on 2K resolution
frail geode
this little 4060 laptop would probably fry
fleet imp
when I get my main pc back next week that'll run starfield
frail geode
whats ur main rig gpu
fleet imp
5080
scarlet creek
I'd buy a rx 9070xt over a rtx 5070 ti since it's almost half the price but amd still sucks in blender and keeps being done dirty by devs
wheat brook
Happy Valentine’s Day
topaz oak
ball knowledge check
who is this
scarlet creek
ball knowledge check
who is this
yugo
mellow geyser
fleet imp
ball knowledge check
who is this
holy I remember watching this forgot what it was called on netflix right? or was that a different show that looked like this
wheat brook
ball knowledge check
who is this
Dog kid with fucking FATASS shoes😭😭
Like holy shit look at dude kicks😭😭
Moon stompers😭
fleet imp
Like holy shit look at dude kicks😭😭
chill on the new vivet bro
topaz oak
holy I remember watching this forgot what it was called on netflix right? or was...
nah ur right its on netflix
glass parrot
hey, can you get a full black/blued armor?
I can only find cuisses, vambraces, a blued bevor and gauntlets
frosty valley
https://medal.tv/games/minecraft/clips/m7ntrcR1uUlknawSe?invite=cr-MSw4a24sNTQyM...
what'd you use for the sounds to get like that
frosty valley
chill on the new vivet bro
yea we're all getting that journal collection
fleet imp
what'd you use for the sounds to get like that
timbres and tones and the footstep mod from them too on MCPEDL
frosty valley
timbres and tones and the footstep mod from them too on MCPEDL
alright thank you
untold wraith
Yellow chat
frosty valley
Yellow chat
Hi
untold wraith
topaz oak
Dog kid with fucking FATASS shoes😭😭
bro failed the check
silent glacier
so uh
do you need to get a full set of baron armor to become a baron
i already got the chestpeice
safe sandal
do you need to get a full set of baron armor to become a baron
It's a good goal to have while we wait for more content updates
silent glacier
soo
safe sandal
I have been playing for a couple w eks now and I don't have baron full set yet, just need helmet and sabatons
silent glacier
i started yesterday and already have the chestpeice
safe sandal
Nice
raven ore
silent glacier
now the leg armor arm armor and all the other tiny peices
safe sandal
Once you have the full set you are basically unstoppable
silent glacier
wtf\
whyd i just get a fatal error
nothing happened
one thing thats pissing me off is how hard it is to rank up once you become a lord
warm wind
-hopw do i get crossbow
safe sandal
one thing thats pissing me off is how hard it is to rank up once you become a lo...
Yep that's why it took me like a week to get most armor pieces
But u can do it in like 3 days
If you play all day
safe sandal
Yeah $20 for this game is very fair
I thought it would be 29.99 on release
I bought the supporter dlc
hushed sage
When’s the official game coming
atomic mistBOT
hushed sage
When’s the official game coming
Like release
safe sandal
When’s the official game coming
Who knows, maybe a year? Maybe 2 years.
I never checked
But I'm just glad it's still in development
exotic loom
yall does only the demo crash or
indigo hare
yall does only the demo crash or
The demo has issues with blood, it needs to be disabled in the ultimate challenge
Though it can crash at any time with blood it’s much more common near the end
brisk gale
whats his/her name?
raven ore
whats his/her name?
not my owl
brisk gale
not my owl
well its cute non the less
raven ore
it is
safe sandal
oh yeah you can crash a lot at the ultimate challenge, I forgot about that
for the ultimate challenge I remember lowering dx12 to dx11 and it didnt crash anymore
mighty badger
im michael myers maxxing
dreamy mangoBOT
real glade
im michael myers maxxing
“Your throat is looking very cuttable today” -Willie with large sword
mighty badger
its just missing cliche horror film music
indeed
dreamy mangoBOT
mighty badger
“Your throat is looking very cuttable today” -Willie with large sword
he even died like a horror character lmao
real glade
he even died like a horror character lmao
the slowly approaching heavily armored Willie approaches you with malicious intent
Heh
hard swallow
look my fisch tank
hard swallow
nice goldfish
Sir. If those were goldfish, they would either be dead or bored, because my tank isn't big enough for goldfish, and they would have stunted growth
Those are Danios 😂
wanton portal
take good care of em and they'll live a long time and get pretty big
If there's anything that pokemon told me, is that goldfish will turn into a 2 story tall giant serpent at level 20
hard swallow
Thats why Goldfish is the worst beginner fish
Requires shitton of water, huge ass tanks, grow huge, extremely demanding
Just no
tough garden
Penis
livid egret
drowsy finch
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/959911605498445835/981910963458539540/O...
This is the highest quality version of this image I’ve ever seen
quick swallow
im michael myers maxxing
How do you change how you old knives?
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How do you change how you old knives?
You don't, that's the Rondel dagger, you can find it in Cellar I think it's called on the table
At least I think it's called the Rondel dagger I'm quite tired
mighty badger
How do you change how you old knives?
rondel dagger, on the table in the cellar
its a chance based spawn tho like the crossbow and the quiver
quick swallow
Ah Alr
worldly vapor
Thats why Goldfish is the worst beginner fish
the best beginner fish is bass
or catfish
hard swallow
Yee
dull forge
Is there any way to play with your friend, both on a keyboard?
restive trench
Is there any way to play with your friend, both on a keyboard?
assuming youre both on different pcs, you can download apps that make your keyboard a controller but idk any
dull forge
Thanks
restive trench
there is an app called rewasd but its paid and idk how to set it up
search google how to make kbm emulate controller
visual agate
distant meadow
How can i play this new update?oO
atomic mistBOT
random hound
do i have to beat the peasant tourney to progress past peasant?
pliant vessel
yes
chrome cedar
quick question of something i found on trello: theres a dev menu? how may one access such thing(if allowed)
oak olive
stuck island
Cuckold
pliant raptor
ruggamuffin
mint skiff
Sup
spare stump
when do i unlock image perms
mint skiff
Level 3
spare stump
😯
hollow kelp
there should be a 'disable hair' feature, most of the game you're going to be wearing something on your head and it just lags the game
fading belfry
you gotta have some shitbox of a pc if having hair is lagging your game 😭
unreal bay
Why does this look like a exanima art or cover
Oh yeah happy valentines
These 2 are already at it
indigo hare
Oh yeah happy valentines
Happy valentines handsome ❤️🔥
unreal bay
zombie bit my ass and i died
rancid reef
very interesting
shell swift
My favorite, ass jerky
safe sandal
Mangy cur!
dreamy mangoBOT
Cuckold!
unreal bay
flat widget
The fuck are you even taking videos of
this shit is pointless
Am I missing something big
unreal bay
Its a bot
fading belfry
sad meal
unreal bay
Thats what a bot would do
shell swift
Nuggets
unreal bay
No sauce
shell swift
Bro aint even dipping his tater nuggets in ketchup
fading belfry
who calls tater tots tater nuggets
oak olive
You guys are so fucking picky and it's chicken
shell swift
They actually look more like popcorn shrimp
unreal bay
Chicken popcorn
oak olive
They actually look more like popcorn shrimp
It taste kinda like it but its popcorn chicken
obsidian girder
seasonless behaviour
unreal bay
Leave the bot be
oak olive
Is season with. Breadding
unreal bay
Breadding
oak olive
Yea
obsidian girder
Is season with. Breadding
No Patrick, bread crumbs are not seasoning
dreamy mangoBOT
Dolt!
oak olive
Yes they are tho
unreal bay
oak olive
They're season with something else but idk what
unreal bay
Bread
oak olive
I said that
indigo plover
Hi
oak olive
weary tinsel
best kastenbrust/cuirass in the game
drowsy finch
Chicken popcorn
Popcorn chicken from checkers is sooo good
unreal bay
Popcorn chicken from checkers is sooo good
drowsy finch
<:steamhappy:1289351183714091029>
Have u ever had checkerzzz do they have it in euorippe
unreal bay
Neinnn
snow violet
Have u ever had checkerzzz do they have it in euorippe
checkers is mid asf
drowsy finch
They’re not that good anyways
unreal bay
😣
snow violet
white castle supremacy
drowsy finch
checkers is mid asf
Yeah but their popcorn chickenn
I like sonic’s popcorn chicken as well
unreal bay
Sonic peak
snow violet
bros the popcorn chicken premier
drowsy finch
Sonic peak
unreal bay
https://tenor.com/view/yoongi2swag-gif-22464848
10 10
unreal bay
I wanna learn to rollerskate but I also don’t wanna look like that guy
Thats how you learn
drowsy finch
Thats how you learn
Thats real and fair and true, but I want to be good at things instantly :kapow:
I miss you, kapow emoji
weary tinsel
unreal bay
drowsy finch
<:OCD:1305898344215740426>
unreal bay
drowsy finch
<:dune_stare:1405579284789199012>
weary tinsel
wtf
sour light
are our brains actually brains?
river oriole
wtf
drowsy finch
are our brains actually brains?
river oriole
what a thing to see the moment i open discord
drowsy finch
what a thing to see the moment i open discord
What the fuck? Why is this the first thing I see when I open the discord?
river oriole
What the fuck? Why is this the first thing I see when I open the discord?
that's what I'm saying
weary tinsel
lmao I deletd it
sour light
https://giphy.com/gifs/stupid-nervux-nerrvux-WmHDf5sFy5A3KZM47l
nej
fading belfry
ouch
flat widget
Looks delicious.... but no sauce????
sour light
OH
oak olive
Looks delicious.... but no sauce????
fading belfry
im so confused why did he do that 😭
oak olive
What in the antisemitism
flat widget
weary tinsel
wha
oak olive
?
stuck isle
why'd I get ghost pinged?
obsidian girder
The Phantom Ping
flat widget
||@stuck isle||
weary tinsel
interesting stuff
obsidian girder
Sup? Sup what? Water? Pepsi?
weary tinsel
what?
river oriole
i looked up the story behind that guy getting hit with a chair lol
the chair was thrown at a security guard by his friend after they both got kicked out of a strip club
weary tinsel
weary tinsel
no idea about the story at all I thought it was fake lmao
fading belfry
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExeTV3dnZlb2djaXhoNDd1am44eGU2a3...
war of the worlds
weary tinsel
what?
river oriole
bro got friendly fired by his drunk friend
weary tinsel
what?
flat widget
what?
obsidian girder
We can finally be bees
flat widget
Fully lowered AI damage and it's still pretty close
At least I'm not one tapping them every time now
sinful ferry
whats up guys
long basin
https://tenor.com/view/bear-meme-apple-snaffling-terraria-gif-24169394
Why is he so fat 😭
weary tinsel
fish
obsidian girder
i love xing xing
Elite ball knowledge
fading belfry
Elite ball knowledge
we genuinely just typing shit
obsidian girder
Handcannon should have a 5% chance to blow up in your arms for every shot
atomic mistBOT
fading belfry
eh i think it should be more like 1% chance to explode and a 5-10% chance to fail to fire
mystic locust
The mercs in half sword would be better teammates than these guys
fading belfry
dawg what are you playing
mystic locust
dawg what are you playing
rematch
obsidian girder
Realistic tinnitus sfx after firing, and it also permanently damages your character's hearing
fading belfry
ehh thats a lot of steps to reload an arquebus
it took around 30-60 seconds to reload an arquebus
plus willy would need to have all the things required to reload it
i do hope we get blackpowder guns of some kind but i would only expect them to be single shot
indigo hare
Please don’t ping community manager for nothing
boreal remnant
Does anyone know of a way i could make a new character on the early access?
drowsy finch
Spider. Eye. Lamb. !!!
fading belfry
oh my god should i make bones act like shrapnel when people blow up in my game
drowsy finch
oh my god should i make bones act like shrapnel when people blow up in my game
absolutely
Same if they're wearing anything metallic or hard
worn egret
beautiful liberty dispensed
drowsy finch
beautiful liberty dispensed
whos ya fighting
worn egret
bots
fading belfry
Same if they're wearing anything metallic or hard
what a great idea you have
drowsy finch
what a great idea you have
thanks
unkempt bison
how do you send pics in this chat
drowsy finch
how do you send pics in this chat
like this
unkempt bison
i can only add apps
mint skiff
Ashglemanblegh
mint skiff
beautiful liberty dispensed
Good job fellow helldiver
royal harbor
do i gain muscle in spars?
boreal remnant
Oh frick i forgot about that thank you!
topaz oak
"Finish him!"
dull notch
dull notch
how do you send pics in this chat
Level 2 role
unkempt bison
oh do i just keep texting in the server i guess
dull notch
oh do i just keep texting in the server i guess
Yes
unkempt bison
awesome thanks bro
anyway, i take back what i said, the crossbow is pretty cool!
only in free mode though, i aint risking that shit in a real fight
worn egret
Nothing is beautiful about their deaths <:exp_sad:1343196958143283230>
You sound like you need some liberty
drowsy finch
You sound like you need some liberty
There is freedom in steel!
worn egret
Yeah ok buddy face the wall.
drowsy finch
Yeah ok buddy face the wall.
oh shit I just googled ur name and this showed up
what the hecky
obtuse echo
the zombies are legit hellspawns
drowsy finch
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1366521106940559470/1470481661090074634/m...
THEY DESERVE BETTER 😭
I lowkey am considering getting a gunsawian sona comissioned
lime fiber
THEY DESERVE BETTER 😭
drowsy finch
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1392223194135400548/1470410212291772477/t...
I HAVEN'T SEEN THIS ONE LMAO
lime fiber
They deserve the meat grinder.
drowsy finch
They deserve the meat grinder.
nooo they're little smartiess
They deserve the best fr </3
I'm a big fan of Ickes as well
they're super dope
lime fiber
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fleet imp
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1464381800288620574/a...
When your outside and you feel that little warm breeze whispering your name so you know that good days are coming
gloomy crest
Hello videogamers
vestal eagle
When your outside and you feel that little warm breeze whispering your name so y...
I like Winter better
More city life
WInter months I mean
They objectively have the best season
Autumn
untold wraith
fleet imp
i like fall best yeah
vestal eagle
That was a dumb ass statement but you know what I mean
fleet imp
might be biased because fall is my birth season
vestal eagle
might be biased because fall is my birth season
I was born in the Spring
Like Jesus
April 29th
untold wraith
Like Jesus
You being for real?
vestal eagle
You being for real?
Yes
vestal eagle
Jesus was born in the Spring, hence why Easter is a thing
vestal eagle
Your jesus?
Yes my child
I'm actually like 2% Jewish
I have the nose ridge to prove it
indigo hare
Your jesus?
You’re*
vestal eagle
So objectively, Jesus would not have liked me
spark quartz
No political figures
most self aware halfsword discord user
untold wraith
most self aware halfsword discord user
vestal eagle
most self aware halfsword discord user
Even though what he was saying there was objectively right and that clip was taken out of context
spark quartz
annnnd it was ruined
vestal eagle
annnnd it was ruined
indigo hare
I hate discord mods
vestal eagle
No but really though search the whole vid, he was right in it
I'm gonna stop now before y'all smite me
vestal eagle
I hate discord mods
WHy do you hate yourself?
spark quartz
Not you though Youre great
thanks easter you're alright too for a parasitic discord mod
untold wraith
Not you though Youre great
spark quartz
we're literally blood related brothers
flat widget
I can't tell if this is true or not
untold wraith
He’s literally my blood related brother
Your brother is Bruce Lee?
vestal eagle
He’s literally my blood related brother
indigo hare
I can't tell if this is true or not
Bro cant tell if it’s true or not
flat widget
https://klipy.com/gifs/dairy-queen-dq-4
vestal eagle
https://tenor.com/view/trail-fall-gif-11314345
flat widget
Bro cant tell if it’s true or not
Go back to your wheelchair gramps
fleet imp
https://tenor.com/view/trail-fall-gif-11314345
he walked that shit off like a champ
indigo hare
What y'all know about Columbo
He founded the americas
indigo hare
In 1780 blue
flat widget
atomic mistBOT
spark quartz
why does that doofis deserve fanart, I deserve fanart
vestal eagle
why does that doofis deserve fanart, I deserve fanart
How does it feel knowing your blood brother is a discord mod
Shit must feel terrible
gloomy urchin
flat widget
why does that doofis deserve fanart, I deserve fanart
What would that even look like, this?
indigo hare
why does that doofis deserve fanart, I deserve fanart
Youre not iconic enough
vestal eagle
What would that even look like, this?
indigo hare
yeah it's awful
I know, I hate it
Get your toxicity up loser
Then you can be like me
flat widget
You're only toned down bc ur a mod
spark quartz
i'd rather use a potato peeler to skin my shins to bone
vestal eagle
i'd rather use a potato peeler to skin my shins to bone
I've done this before
spark quartz
I remember non mod Moai
the dark ages
flat widget
the dark ages
He's always the dark ages tho
fleet imp
I am going to do the blood angel to 100 people! -Mr.Breast
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vestal eagle
I am going to do the blood angel to 100 people! -Mr.Breast
"On today's episode, these people are going to fight to the death for scraps of meat while I watch from the sidelines!!!"
vestal eagle
Pinging actually
vestal eagle
thats a rule too
I follow my owns rules
mint skiff
People who play VR chat should genuinely be slimed by king von
They should get Viking blood eagled
vestal eagle
People who play VR chat should genuinely be slimed by king von
I used to play VRC a couple months ago, I would ragebait tf out of people by dressing up in a Mafia 2 asset character and talk in a mobster accent
That pissed them off so bad idk why
fading belfry
because vr chat players arent human
mint skiff
Like 95% of players are just weirdos
flat widget
I used to play VRC a couple months ago, I would ragebait tf out of people by dre...
peak
gloomy urchin
vr games look fun
mint skiff
😭
mint skiff
vr games look fun
VR itself is a cool concept
fading belfry
vr games look fun
99% of them are pretty mediocre
vestal eagle
peak
They thought it was real bro, I would actually make people cry, it was fucking crazy
flat widget
gloomy urchin
i dont like the fact that they decided to NOT progress at all and games like beyond sandbox is welcomed like an innovation
fading belfry
how the fuck do you cry from a dude doing a mobster accent
vestal eagle
VR itself is a cool concept
If an open world, VR Frutiger game came out where you could just do shit, I would actually cream my pants bro (excuse my french)
fading belfry
flat widget
Yeah they need to evolve VR games more and not let it get stale
vestal eagle
how the fuck do you cry from a dude doing a mobster accent
Idk, they thought that shit was real and it must have been demeaning for me to talk down on them in the accent
flat widget
VR Tarkov when
vestal eagle
Imagine if an Italian with a mob accent started talking down to you, I would cry
vestal eagle
That shit would be so demeaning
quick citrus
imagine tony blowing a fat puff of cigar smoke in your face and he says "I like ya kid."
vestal eagle
imagine tony blowing a fat puff of cigar smoke in your face and he says "I like ...
That would be awesome
flat widget
Imagine if an Italian with a mob accent started talking down to you, I would cry
I would do all of my extremely disrespectful Italian cultural insults to see what they do
gloomy urchin
unfortunately im not racist enough to know my italian jokes
vestal eagle
I would do all of my extremely disrespectful Italian cultural insults to see wha...
I learned some Italian insults just to do that, it shut the most irritating mfs up
They hated it so much
flat widget
spooky story time
gloomy urchin
flashlight
vast vector
i manged to brake the barrons neck
gloomy urchin
haii shizton
last whale
haii shizton
Hi hello Stair Man
gloomy urchin
should i try helldivers 2
wind geode
clueless
gloomy urchin
ok i trust you
fleet imp
the liberation of cyberstan is happening
but don't jump in there immediatley, you have to gear up before going there
My wife left me. I said GET OUT OF HERE STALKER😂
fading belfry
tough crowd
mint skiff
https://tenor.com/view/tony-soprano-james-gandolfini-the-sopranos-drawing-painti...
Mmm pasta fagooli and gabagool
mint skiff
the liberation of cyberstan is happening
Im gonna hop on helldivers 2 soon twin
I'm painting a Warhammer mini
untold wraith
Mmm pasta fagooli and gabagool
solid ocean
how did u do that 😭
bold depot
why does my polearm start stuttering when i try to swing it sometimes
solid ocean
make ur character that big
bold depot
make ur character that big
i think you can adjust the character properties in the files
i saw a mod on nexus similar to this or maybe this is the mod
gloomy urchin
i think you're gonna make them add that exact character as a boss
that would be pain 😭
faint dragon
Playing half sword as a hulk goes hard
sly meteor
Ivan on the left is making the 👀 face
near bay
faint dragon
Damn
faint dragon
Half sword devs gave me luck
faint dragon
why does this game always just put my weapon into the ground
Physics
What an epic loss
Falling as a hulk goes hard
vestal eagle
why does this game always just put my weapon into the ground
Everytime I swing a little too hard, my weapon clips into my shoulder and ruins and momentum I would have got
polar coyote
your characters wrists just fold into themselves
fleet imp
what the fuck are you????
vestal eagle
your characters wrists just fold into themselves
We need a slider to change how firm or loose our wrists are, it affects combat tremendously IRL
little crystal
Left 4 Dead Tank.