general-catfish-🐱🐟

[shell swift]

Genuinely offensive movie to autistic people but still hilariously bad

[boreal abyss]

Would yall mind if I brought my horse

[sinful loom]

worse than good doctor?

[vestal eagle]

This has the cadence of a porn vid title

[flat widget]

the fuck is that thing on the left

[sinful loom]

why is he the fucking hulk

[golden kayak]

Bifurcation

[sinful loom]

LMAO

[mellow geyser]

Dumb question, what’s wrong with good doctor

[small spoke]

Me

[shell swift]

Spoilers but they retcon predators to taking trophies as dna samples to make stronger preds. An autistic kid get singled out as like the next step in predator evolution

[flat widget]

is that normal????

[sinful loom]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-han-the-good-doctor-i-am-a-surgeon-surgeon-virgin-surgeon-gif-3269146762014530132

idk this doesnt portray autism that good but im not psychiatrist

[small spoke]

Was it the one about that one "Autistic" kid(he was just really smart and that's it)

[boreal abyss]

Would yall mind of I brought my horse (slowed + reverb)

[flat widget]

I AM A SURGEON!

[balmy jay]

meltdown intensifies

[small spoke]

Very normal

[sinful loom]

im guessing

[flat widget]

LOVE THA VID

[mellow geyser]

how is that worse

[sinful loom]

oh 😭

[flat widget]

everyone should know the sturgeon meme

[small spoke]

that movie was pretty bad at least for me

[shell swift]

I quoted that video before I even knew it was a thing when playing stardew valleyv

[small spoke]

bad movies are more entertaining than decent movies tho

[golden kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/whoa-stewie-griffin-brian-griffin-seth-mac-farlane-horse-gif-5676650

[sinful loom]

idk i watched alien romulus once and once with my mom and it went so hard!!

[vocal badger]

"dull knifes are more dangerous than sharp knifes tho"

[sinful loom]

https://tenor.com/view/veneiro-alien-romulus-vivakojima-gif-17401986454945896475

[balmy jay]

love that movie

[sinful loom]

this guy

[boreal abyss]

Is that a yes

[sinful loom]

omfg

[shell swift]

Romulus is like an alien movie written by AI ngl

[balmy jay]

first good alien movie since aliens

[flat widget]

I saw that on release day and hated it so much lol

[sinful loom]

it was written by the synthetics

[shell swift]

It's technically proficient and visually stunning but it's beat for beat alien 1 through 4

[golden kayak]

I mean the horse is here already

[manic grail]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-mgs-psx-love-do-you-think-love-can-bloom-even-on-a-battlefield-gif-18513453

[small spoke]

idk about you chief but I just find hilariously bad movies more entertaining than a movie that was decent and I'll forget tomorrow

[sinful loom]

ive only seen covenant, requiem, romulus, and prometheus sadly

[shell swift]

Dont get me started on alien earth tho

B r u h

[golden kayak]

And they were roommates?

[sinful loom]

speaking of bad movies have you seen that new uhh alien knockoff i keep seeing LMAO

[small spoke]

i don't think I have

[balmy jay]

I'd at least watch alien and aliens, great movies still hold up mostly

[sinful loom]

ALIEN RUBICON

[flat widget]

You should watch Manos: The Hands of Fate if you want the worst movie you'll ever watch in your life

[sinful loom]

apparently this is a really cheap knockoff of alien series

[small spoke]

I'll watch them eventually

[small spoke]

son

[shell swift]

Jason X design unironically goes hard

[small spoke]

what is that

[sinful loom]

LMFAO

[balmy jay]

the f...

[small spoke]

son what is this

That's a goofy ass alien bro

[sinful loom]

IMC INRe

IM CRINE

[shell swift]

There's a whole sub genre of knock offs that come out in tandem with major franchises

[small spoke]

hi crine im nic

[sinful loom]

stop because what is this

this is a knockoff thing

[small spoke]

Is that a turtle man

Knock off movies r so hilarious

[shell swift]

Real galaxy brains read the alien and predator comics 😤

[sinful loom]

its like if a prey, predator, alien, synthetic, uhh uhh those white naked dudes from prometheus or something had a baby

[small spoke]

chief gonna be honest I have no clue what you're talking about

white naked dudes

https://tenor.com/view/robot-look-robot-robot-stare-gif-7330364892007281199

[clever cave]

Cheese burger

[sinful loom]

engineers

those

[balmy jay]

https://tenor.com/view/-gif-3427020

[manic grail]

healing is so expensive

[shell swift]

Unsurprisingly there's a character just like this in a certain avp comic

[sinful loom]

these guys

[small spoke]

lmao what

[clever cave]

Aura

[small spoke]

Isnt that the thing that started humanity

[sinful loom]

yeah so they are called engineers and they built.... idk

[plain scroll]

Thats prehistoric Willie Halfsword

[sinful loom]

probably yeah

[small spoke]

They built war machines or whatever and humans

[balmy jay]

William H. Sword

[small spoke]

William Fischer

Bobby Fischer

[sinful loom]

yeh yhe!!

[balmy jay]

Fischer Z

[boreal abyss]

ok I convinced my horse to come here

[flat widget]

Already hit his peak form back in prehistoric days no wonder he's a thin lightweight little shit

[sinful loom]

the willie cult

[shell swift]

It's not exactly touched on in the movies, but there's distinct groups of engineers. The huge muscular types are the rarest, but act as life makers and war lords (kinda)

[flat widget]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1309694490436702219/Willie_business_card.gif

[small spoke]

They look like one of those black pill guys

[flat widget]

silly

[spark quartz]

nicotine nic nice niche

[manic grail]

this dude caught my hand before i could swing at him

[small spoke]

sis sis head

[spark quartz]

hello nanners how are you

[flat widget]

I

[boreal abyss]

Answer me, my Wu pack.

[shell swift]

It's more inferred, especially in Covenant when David wipes out a whole colony of non war mongering engineers

[flat widget]

fuck

I'm good for now

[untold wraith]

Woah

[sinful loom]

hai silly silly sillyy

[small spoke]

Your name is nanners?

[spark quartz]

hello furry fella how are you

[spark quartz]

in the states we call bananas nanners sometimes

[sinful loom]

im eepy as always

[flat widget]

He can call me nanners I get to call him Sillius Soddus

[spark quartz]

yerp

[flat widget]

Cousin of Biggus Dickus

[small spoke]

interesting

But why

[spark quartz]

because we're fucking awesome

[flat widget]

MURICA

[small spoke]

no you're not

[flat widget]

🦅

[small spoke]

The land of obesity

[sinful loom]

that reminds me of a cockroach named longitus penius or something

[spark quartz]

what do you call bananas in romania

[small spoke]

🦅

[small spoke]

ligmá

[spark quartz]

yeah that's stupid as fuck

fuck you

[sinful loom]

Megaloblatta longipennis

[small spoke]

Its spelled the same way

[sinful loom]

banane

[small spoke]

Just one of the a's have a accent

[untold wraith]

Not a single American never once has ever uttered the word "nanner"

[boreal abyss]

damn it the horse wont answer

[small spoke]

It's pronounced like that but it has ă at the end not e

[boreal abyss]

wait holy shit I just realized I'm level 3

[sinful loom]

why do you guys have indefinite and definite nouns, are you guys scandinavian wannabes

[small spoke]

shut up pal don't offend the alpha grr 😡

[golden kayak]

Probably cause he’s at work or something, I hear he’s outstanding in his field

[boreal abyss]

wait holy shit a romanian?

[sinful loom]

he deserved it

[sinful loom]

nono just a linguist

[boreal abyss]

DAMN IT

[sinful loom]

explode

[small spoke]

I'm one

[sinful loom]

i have a romanian friend from romania

[small spoke]

if anyone cares

[sinful loom]

her name is uh trixter

[boreal abyss]

I'm moldovan

[sinful loom]

and shes from romania

because shes romanian

[flat widget]

I'm the only real Banana

[fading badge]

[flat widget]

The best

[small spoke]

almost the same thing

[boreal abyss]

neighbours

[small spoke]

more like twins

[sinful loom]

лимба молдовеняскэ

[boreal abyss]

true

[sinful loom]

thats moldovian

[boreal abyss]

"moldovian" 💔

[sinful loom]

moldovan language

there

[small spoke]

idk about that chief

[sinful loom]

it is

limba moldovenească
лимба молдовеняскэ

[sinful loom]

charlie is my lord and savior

[boreal abyss]

woah man make sure you don't slip and fall you might crack your head and make an omlette

[misty frigate]

cyrillic is crazy

made up symbals!

[sinful loom]

romanian cyrillic should make a comeback

[misty frigate]

nuh uh

[spark quartz]

this is false and you're stupid

[small spoke]

i don't think anyone in Romania knows Romanian Cyrillic anymore

[boreal abyss]

statistically impossible

[manic grail]

there is someone clearly losing this battle right now

[flat widget]

This looks like an imitation of the guy that kept saying he would sue GTA6

[small spoke]

likely close to 0%

[sinful loom]

back then romanian actually was written in cyrillic (this is like frmo the 1600s or something)

[misty frigate]

some gibber gabber!

[sinful loom]

can you read that nic

[small spoke]

No

[boreal abyss]

I keep reading that as acrylic fuck my stupid life

[sinful loom]

acrylic ❤️

[flat widget]

Silly how did Cyberstan go

did we win

[spark quartz]

it's still ongoing

it's also hell

[small spoke]

I'm pretty sure I could use the ghost board game thing to my fifth generation before me and they wouldn't be available to read this

[sinful loom]

probably not because its also in middle romanian or something

[flat widget]

did we win that one major order

from a couple days ago

[sinful loom]

yeahhh middle romanian

[boreal abyss]

anyways bye you people I probably wont ever talk to ever

[sinful loom]

ouija board

[small spoke]

goodbye

[small spoke]

yea that one

[sinful loom]

"how to use a luigi board"

[sinful loom]

nooo :(

i like you

you're cool

dont leave

[flat widget]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1040415733374533675/1289410516996984832/eye.gif

[spark quartz]

i genuinely cannot blame you at all

[flat widget]

LOL

valid

[sinful loom]

you! yes you!

he just died

THEY FUCKING KILLED HIM

[spark quartz]

look at what you did chert

[sinful loom]

NOOOO

[small spoke]

he's dead

[boreal abyss]

the thumb got his ass

[stone sedge]

Fallootin'

[manic grail]

cn they invent less aggressive npcs

[sinful loom]

they killed himmmm

[manic grail]

this is fucking ridiculous

i cant get up

[sinful loom]

NOOO

[small spoke]

It's almost like he's still here with us

[sinful loom]

how many bottlecaps

[small spoke]

6 or 7

[boreal abyss]

execution by firing squad

[sinful loom]

https://tenor.com/view/aniyabea-yt-man-stare-ab-yt-man-stare-aniyab-gif-10494397403125281154

[stone sedge]

42

[small spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/wheezy-gif-1197693694066191278

[flat widget]

I love buying an rts for realism and my tank barely makes a dent on another that I shot over 20 times with less armor rating than me

[sinful loom]

thats a lot

[flat widget]

Wheezy the goat

[sinful loom]

wheezy dies in toy story 5

[boreal abyss]

i take it back

[small spoke]

YOU FUCKING CHUD

[manic grail]

i just want a weapon

[flat widget]

That changes notthing you HATER

[sinful loom]

https://tenor.com/view/chud-toy-story-you-are-a-toy-you-are-a-chud-gif-2887627200340906462

[flat widget]

YOU CANNOT BREAK MY SPIRIT

[stone sedge]

There might be a crossbow in a box

[small spoke]

Wheezy is gone but he's in our hearts forever

[manic grail]

WHAT WOULD A CROSSBOW DO

[sinful loom]

oh yeha woody also dies in toy story 5

[stone sedge]

You can bash them like it's CoD and you're hitting them with the butt of your rifle

[boreal abyss]

they were then shot 57 times.

[flat widget]

https://tenor.com/view/guilty-gear-sol-bandit-bringer-punching-gif-26292339

[manic grail]

it does damage with melee??? i tried but nothing happened

[spark quartz]

yo banana do you fw this

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=3vwaMsaDwVw&si=jHAwHzPnMPDgwug5

[flat widget]

think logically and shoot the exposed points duhh

[sinful loom]

toy story has gotten so real now that they gave an ipad to the kid rather than a real toy LMFAO

[stone sedge]

It does yeah

Doesn't do much against armoured guys unless you hit a gap though

[small spoke]

Add 10 to that number

[stone sedge]

Aim for the neck

[sinful loom]

77?

[manic grail]

i was gonna do that shit out of spite

but HOLY SHIT

[boreal abyss]

are you STUPID

[small spoke]

Now remove 10

[stone sedge]

Yeah that too

[flat widget]

No way man just said if you "if you don't know, then you don't even know" 😭

[sinful loom]

no im chert

[flat widget]

I don't like or hate it, it's alright

[sinful loom]

66

[spark quartz]

keep listening you frick

[flat widget]

I am

[small spoke]

ADD ONE TO THAT NUMBER

[manic grail]

I KEEP TRIPPING ON NOTHING

[sinful loom]

68

[stone sedge]

It's my main weapon at this point

[boreal abyss]

https://tenor.com/pAk3OmXsVAF.gif

[small spoke]

remove 0.5 from that number

[sinful loom]

68.5

[spark quartz]

i forgot to increase my graphics so it looks like shit

[shell swift]

Who up halfing they sword

[small spoke]

You'll be stoned

[small spoke]

Me

[sinful loom]

im gonna pick... slums brawl

[blazing roost]

That's cool

[shell swift]

Will you half my sword? 👉 👈

[flat widget]

I can't really understand shit but I like the heavy metal part, overall not what I was expecting

But not bad

[boreal abyss]

Who would win
Literally all of fictional media
vs.
Slums max quality on launch day

[drowsy finch]

I love leading my shots

[sinful loom]

silly i drank my monster

it taste pretty good ;#

:3

[small spoke]

i love Redbull

[sinful loom]

it was the blue one

[spark quartz]

ok

nice

proud of you

[sinful loom]

yayyay

[sinful loom]

is this battlefront

[spark quartz]

it's helldivers 2 chert

[sinful loom]

or halo

[stone sedge]

Slums max quality on launch day

[spark quartz]

NOT BATTLEFRONT

[small spoke]

death

[drowsy finch]

mhm!

[spark quartz]

i'm no longer proud of you

[boreal abyss]

I would drink monster wasnt it for the fact that it's 22 on the clock and caffeine interacts with my meds

[spark quartz]

speaking of hd2 i'm going to kill some robots

[sinful loom]

liar rali just said its battlefront

[stone sedge]

Is this Star Wars Genesis

[small spoke]

I'm too lazy to even play on my PS5 so I'm not reinstalling helldivers2
(Fuckass robots and stalkers still piss me off)

[drowsy finch]

Its fortnite 3 :3

[flat widget]

https://klipy.com/gifs/clanker-kylo-ren

[stone sedge]

Star Warnite Out 76

[boreal abyss]

I keep reading that name as "Kali" I'm going to punch something

[sinful loom]

i MAY have launched it

[drowsy finch]

I like ur neck

[flat widget]

Reminding me I should play some battlefront on ps2 today and whoop my brother ass with some stormtroopers

[drowsy finch]

Howww 😭

[sinful loom]

thabnk you

[small spoke]

This reminds me of that one image

[sinful loom]

lowercase k and uppercase R look pretty similar

[small spoke]

no the fuck they font

don't

[flat widget]

It's a pretty easy mistake to make Kali

[small spoke]

wait

[sinful loom]

see

[small spoke]

Fuck u

[boreal abyss]

do you carry a big fleshy blade with eyes on it and associated with fog that has turned red

[sinful loom]

ok thats the end of my presentation

[small spoke]

G looks like a curved arrow

[manic grail]

https://tenor.com/view/punch-punching-laptop-rage-smashing-screen-gif-17930159

[stone sedge]

My favourite part about Battlefront PS2 was when the disc got a bit scratched and the audio would randomly loop

[manic grail]

IF YOU'RE GOING TO KILL ME DO IT HOLY SHIT

STOP FUCKING AROUND

i understand why people say video games make you violent

i've never wanted to kill someone more

[flat widget]

Yeah lmao our disc can't play story mode anymore but pvp galactic conquest works just fine so my cousins and brother will come over and we'll play against each other

[stone sedge]

Hell yeah

I still play BF2 with my brother from time to time

[small spoke]

is that the star wars one

[stone sedge]

The OG Star Wars one

[sinful loom]

im so proud

[stone sedge]

Got it from a Scholastic book order when I was a kid

[manic grail]

i fucking hate this game

[flat widget]

I have Battlefront 1 and 2 and battlefield 2 only games like that I own

[manic grail]

WHERE IS MY HELMET

[sinful loom]

man i fucking love this game :3

[manic grail]

i hate the npcs that don't just finish the job

they let me heal, get up, then just knock me down again

like stop wasting my fucking time

[west cedar]

fuck it im rebuying it

[storm isle]

anyone knows how to bypass this? (smart app control)

[sinful loom]

why do his hands look like this

[boreal abyss]

local half sword player finds out about taunting

[storm isle]

you should, it runs pretty well

[manic grail]

man shut up

[west cedar]

its not how it runs for me it was the gameplay but fuck it

[boreal abyss]

god forbid a man has two dimensional fingers

[storm isle]

i like the gameplay, what do you not like about it?

[sinful loom]

hello everypony, bazinga!!

kepon you made me addicted to saying that

[neat tundra]

Good

[boreal abyss]

rehab

[neat tundra]

Hold G to save time

[west cedar]

i just think personnaly the demmos combat was so much smoother and felt like you would acutaly do damage + thrust is not good in the full relese

[storm isle]

they fixed it

[boreal abyss]

thats nice man thats real nice

[balmy jay]

marathon self-stimulation session

[storm isle]

the combat is better than the demo rn in my opinion

[sinful loom]

genuinely why can some of these mfs look like albert einstein

[median narwhal]

There is muscle progression if you don't know

Your character might just be weak

[boreal abyss]

I once fought Oppenheimer in that game

[sinful loom]

slap contest but its only your nerves exposed

[storm isle]

also theres the dagger which is so fun to use

[sinful loom]

i believe that

[west cedar]

i heard ima give it another go

[storm isle]

its the only weapon with a proper stabbing mechanic aside from thrusting

[manic grail]

NO

i am not a quitter

[boreal abyss]

When you're at the jester, DON'T turn to the slums.

[manic grail]

i will stay my god given 64kg as lord

[west cedar]

i think the controll changees to i did not like and could not be aresed to re fig it all

[manic grail]

and i will not quit

[boreal abyss]

my friend's answer when I tell them that all their alcohol consumption isnt good for them

[west cedar]

alt for thrust was so good

[sinful loom]

do people just not quit to menu before the die? quitting with g takes too long

[manic grail]

do you only speak in quips

[sinful loom]

quippy

cwippy!!

[boreal abyss]

beware of the woman who speaks in quips

[manic grail]

i am no quitter

[sinful loom]

everyone change your pfp to clippy to go against mark zuckerberg data protection

or something

[median narwhal]

You can also cheese by holding g and cancelling repeatedly so NPCs don't hit you while you recover

[sinful loom]

ij forgot what that was about

[boreal abyss]

something something AI estimating your age something

[west cedar]

if this shit runs better on my 1060 i5 then it did on launch i dont wanna see a single high end gamer complaine

[manic grail]

they eventually just stop lol

[flat widget]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1040415733374533675/1289410516996984832/eye.gif

[sinful loom]

unfortunately discord is gonna do that

[manic grail]

we will not stop until it becomes steam deck verified

[boreal abyss]

imagine Willie on the ground pleading for mercy one second and flipping the bird another then pleading again over and over again and you can only watch as they slowly get back up and prepare to drive a spike through your hedgeborn brain

[sinful loom]

btw you wont be able to chat anymore unless you are 18 in discord and you have to give discord all of your license to be able to speak

[flat widget]

Fuck that I need it to run on my truck touchscreen like Doom

[boreal abyss]

It never was about the kids

[sinful loom]

nah they just want money

[flat widget]

Gotta play and drive yknow

[manic grail]

allow us to flip off enemies

[long basin]

Isn’t it for nsfw stuff only

[sinful loom]

no sadly

[west cedar]

it crashed on launch xD

[manic grail]

lmfao

[sinful loom]

i was partly joking about what i said but

[west cedar]

round 2

[sinful loom]

its more than just nsfw stuff

stuff like private messages

etc

[flat widget]

That'll be the day I uninstall discord, they don't get any of my shit. Especially after the data leak that proved they do keep shit when they try to say they don't

[long basin]

I’ve read something about it and it seems like it only gives you a underage tag, and you just can’t speak on stages and go on nsfw channels

[boreal abyss]

I'm gonna fist fight the person who thought restricting communication on a COMMUNICATION BASED PLATFORM was even a slightly good idea

the uk sneezed and everyone scrambled to get the disease

[indigo hare]

Clarification on our approach to age assurance
We’ve seen some questions about our age assurance update and we want to share more clarity. We know how important these changes are to our community.

Here’s what we want you to know:

Discord is not requiring everyone to complete a face scan or upload an ID to use Discord.
The vast majority of people can continue using Discord exactly as they do today, without ever being asked to confirm their age.
You need to be an adult to access age-restricted experiences such as age-restricted servers and channels or to modify certain safety settings.

For the majority of adult users, we will be able to confirm your age group using information we already have. We use age prediction to determine, with high confidence, when a user is an adult. This allows many adults to access age-appropriate features without completing an explicit age check.

When additional confirmation is required, we offer multiple privacy-forward options through trusted partners.

Facial scans never leave your device. Discord and our vendor partners never receive it.
IDs are used to get your age only and then deleted.
Discord only receives your age — that’s it. Your identity is never associated with your account.
We hope this helps to clarify some of your questions. This work is important because building a safer Discord requires a thoughtful approach alongside the communities who make Discord special. Over the coming weeks, we will be sharing additional information and FAQs in this blog with more details on our approach.

[west cedar]

refunding again xD

[storm isle]

why

[storm isle]

also this ID thing is just to sell your data

[west cedar]

13 fps on slums - lost without anyreason its not the games fault regarding fps its my shit box

[storm isle]

slums is still unoptimized.

[sinful loom]

i still hate it either way and i dont think its a good way to go, they make a statement about how its to protect the kids but i really dont think its about that

[storm isle]

be patient itll get better

i wouldnt lose the sale though

[storm isle]

theyre just trying to end privacy

[boreal abyss]

Chert have you heard of this (not so) beautiful thing called "shareholders"

[indigo hare]

Im sure it’s also about selling data but in no way do I think it’s a bad thing to enforce age restriction in servers that need it

[west cedar]

a shame ill rebuy once i upgrade but for right now demmo is 100x better for me

[indigo hare]

But, im an adult so this doesn’t affect me at all

[storm isle]

sure i guess

[storm isle]

the problem is having your ID associated with your messages

you and i know theyre not deleting it

[sinful loom]

yes

[boreal abyss]

I have a theory that shareholders have a thinking depth so shallow that they only think about the present and never even think about the future

[spark quartz]

Damn I did not think of the implications there holy crap

[indigo hare]

I for one welcome our world of surveillance

I love you whoever is watching

Don’t forget that

[storm isle]

problem is theres way too many communities on discord

[sinful loom]

we are all living in every dystopian book and its sadly the truth

lmao

farhenheit 451, 1984, hunger games, literally everyhting

[storm isle]

we could theoratically try another app but its not happening

[indigo hare]

Im joining the cyber police when they come out

[storm isle]

clockwork orange 2027

[sinful loom]

whatsapp but like that isnt really

idk

[storm isle]

its even worse ngl

[boreal abyss]

Torment nexus from "don't create the torment nexus"

[storm isle]

as a whatsapp user

[sinful loom]

whatsapp is end to end encrypted but its just boring

[west cedar]

will the demo ever be closed

?

[storm isle]

probably not

atleast for now

[west cedar]

good

[storm isle]

plus you get to keep it if you have it installed

like rocket league was removed but you can still play on steam

[west cedar]

like the game is so fun i wanna play it but shit

[sinful loom]

lmao

[balmy jay]

y'all got any more of them updates

[boreal abyss]

Wait I wanna test something

[balmy jay]

https://tenor.com/view/is-it-gif-20766212

[boreal abyss]

Fischer's Fritz fischt frische Fische

[lost palm]

Jump to original message

[boreal abyss]

YES

wait a minute

[storm isle]

https://tenor.com/view/take-a-seat-come-bugs-bunny-toilet-bathroom-gif-5620991

[sinful loom]

a little birdy told me that gore 3.0 is coming out soon

[boreal abyss]

somebody fucking kill me I just realized make it a quote is a bot on this server

[sinful loom]

ut us

itis

thats not healthy

[balmy jay]

slipped carrying a jar of spaghetti sauce huh

happens to the best of us

[boreal abyss]

Me: "Oh man, U can't belueve that the thurd vowel was replaced wuth another vowel! But Chert, could you tell me, because U forgot, us ut U that replaced the third vowel?"
The all knowing Chert:

[sinful loom]

how do i unlock that

[boreal abyss]

I should sleep more HOW DO YOU MIX UP CONSONANTS AND VOWELS

[sinful loom]

ich cann belueue þæt

[boreal abyss]

I didn't have a full 8 hours sleep in what, 2 weeks?

Probably nothing compared to some of yall but still a lot

[boreal valley]

Pyramid willie

[sinful loom]

bitchass peasant

[boreal abyss]

I thought that was a huge ass sword

[boreal valley]

its a huge ass knife

[sinful loom]

help me

[normal rose]

If by soon you mean in a year, then yea 😅

[drowsy finch]

u need better pants

[boreal abyss]

god forbid someone wears what they want

[normal rose]

You gotta buy pants from Adidas or Nike, Walmart pants doesn’t cut it

[drowsy finch]

????

[indigo hare]

Yeah, actually

[indigo hare]

He said “god forbid someone wears what they want”

[sinful loom]

hih hair grew

[boreal valley]

https://tenor.com/view/nice-balls-gang-gif-4370207098360551720

[boreal abyss]

actually thinking about it someone wearing a shirt with the swastika on it might get you weird looks

[sinful loom]

i dont have pants

[worn egret]

if you don't wear some gucci rn god will strike you down

[boreal abyss]

god forbit someone

[scarlet creek]

gang is it reasonable to appeal a ban from 4 years ago

[drowsy finch]

Wear pants

[sinful loom]

??? where did that come from

[drowsy finch]

Wtf are you talking about 😭

[boreal abyss]

"god forbit someone wears what they want"

[worn egret]

discord users when their challenge is to read

[sinful loom]

what could you have possibly done

[sinful loom]

ohhh

[boreal valley]

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-james-doakes-doakes-meme-doakes-suspicious-gif-9489819575784481578

[shell swift]

Hey. That's my get out of jury duty shirt, sir

[boreal valley]

Just wear a fursuit

[drowsy finch]

this is tech

[shell swift]

I ain't got money for that shit

[boreal valley]

True

[sinful loom]

ew this guy tried killing me, nasty

[shell swift]

I'll just do what Bruce Willis did in Die Hard 3

[scarlet creek]

I was a BAD guy

[drowsy finch]

Did you spare him?

[boreal valley]

son

[boreal abyss]

they should add tearing someone's throat out with your teeth to half sword

[boreal valley]

how old were you bro

[sinful loom]

jesus

[scarlet creek]

I was 10 in 2021

[sinful loom]

hm

[boreal valley]

what the fuck

[sinful loom]

what do you think

[boreal valley]

that makes it even worse

[shell swift]

https://tenor.com/view/di3-antjack-gif-19286117

[scarlet creek]

nah cause I changed and shit

[sinful loom]

you'd be 14 now

[boreal valley]

yeah but

joking about allat as a 10 year old??

what have u been through dawg

[boreal abyss]

most 10 year olds arent as innocent as one imagines

[scarlet creek]

there were also other bad guys in the server

so I just got influenced by them

🤷

[boreal abyss]

the 9 year olds little sister attends school with already joke about having sex with women

[scarlet creek]

son what

[boreal abyss]

I wish I was overexaggerating when in reality I'm underexaggerating

[shell swift]

Grok, can we nuke this chat

[scarlet creek]

the consequences of unsupervised use of internet

[scarlet creek]

grok, put moai in a bikini

ok but guys

do you think my appeal will be accepted

[boreal abyss]

anywayy

gotta get out of bed early tmr

[boreal abyss]

goodbye people I won't ever meet ever again

[scarlet creek]

you will

because it's a discord server

mfer

[balmy jay]

you may never know

but we'll be there

watching you

[boreal abyss]

death by firing squad

ok now bye

[scarlet creek]

💔

[balmy jay]

i saw it

[scarlet creek]

bye stranger we'll always remember you

[balmy jay]

you cant delete my memories

[boreal abyss]

The Stranger technically mentioned

[worn egret]

1400s tokyo ghoul

[drowsy finch]

I think you're benevolent and kindness, and you let him go home to his loving wife and child

:)

[scarlet creek]

acting as if it was the cure to aids or something

[sinful loom]

he turned into pulp :(

[scarlet creek]

did you bite him

[worn egret]

yeah

[scarlet creek]

how tf

[sinful loom]

hm

[sinful loom]

thats a lot of rondel daggers

[scarlet creek]

pile of useless weapons

[scarlet creek]

giant ones too

[drowsy finch]

How did this happen :(

[balmy jay]

giant daggers or smol willie

[worn egret]

i'm loving the new half sword enhancer

[scarlet creek]

how are you doing ts

[worn egret]

enhancer

[untold wraith]

Did you just nibble him

[worn egret]

yep

[untold wraith]

Hoe

How

[worn egret]

enhancer

[untold wraith]

They finally made another one?

Where did you download it

[worn egret]

nexus

[untold wraith]

They have a video for that yet?

[sinful loom]

he errr exploded idk

wanna know how i got these scars?

[drowsy finch]

oh nooo ohmmg tahhats therrible :(( noo oimg :((((

I'm so sorryyy

[worn egret]

have it ya metallic bastard

[sinful loom]

i love when blood glitches through the hair

[sinful loom]

he hapopy

[balmy jay]

joker origin story

[worn egret]

jonkler

can't get me ya bastard hahahaha

[sinful loom]

hit him so hard his blood doubled

[worn egret]

you aint never played half sword if you aint done turd jitsu before ✌️

GRAND SLAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[balmy jay]

nothing like cranking arms in a poopy puddle

[sinful loom]

im gonna call this "the needle"

[scarlet creek]

how well does it handle

[sinful loom]

like shit

so thats why im getting it

[worn egret]

jordan never pulled that move 😂

[vestal eagle]

Opinions?

[tall ermine]

how are you guys overtuning shit

is it freemode

[hybrid granite]

whats it called tho

[sinful loom]

its overpowered

[hybrid granite]

wait till bro finds out you can delete your previous usernames

[sinful loom]

it is so hard to control

[worn egret]

half sword enhancer

[scarlet creek]

when thrusting swords cut better than cutting swords

[worn egret]

I get my meteorological data from half sword

[hybrid granite]

yall made enhancer for ea already?

[sinful loom]

its just too goddamn long

[worn egret]

i didnt

[mint skiff]

hi guys

[atomic mist]

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Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!

[sinful loom]

er,,,

[bronze blaze]

Wdym

If you mean like making your character huge you can do that through the game files

If you mean making crazy weapons that done Ingame

[timber perch]

m

[bronze blaze]

If you mean ppl doing choke flips and shit that’s mods

[worn egret]

nobody can match my GRAND SLAMS!!!!!!

except john half sword

[sinful loom]

noooo

[bronze blaze]

I read this in Willie’s voice

[random hound]

apologize if theres a dedicated channel for questions i didnt see, but can i craft a weapon other than mace? everything else is greyed out, do i have to craft a mace first? or do i have to progress first before being able to?

loving the game btw, as a demo addict

[worn egret]

progress

[bronze blaze]

You gotta get through the progression more

[random hound]

sounds good, i love that i can test my weapon before committing

[bronze blaze]

It’s a bit glitched, I’ll often make my weapon and test them out, only to return to the forge and have the weapon be reset

[random hound]

itll be fixed im sure

[bronze blaze]

Just be mindful of that if you find the right balance you might wanna remember or take a screenie

[random hound]

yeah i see what you mean

[mint skiff]

mmmmm yeahhh

[worn egret]

Never try that weak shit again.

[abstract marlin]

He's having fun

[storm isle]

anyone know how to fix this?

[lapis vigil]

are taller characters stronger???

[storm isle]

not necessarily but i think they start with more muscle

...

its my computer

[worn egret]

HORSE SLAAAAAAAAM

[storm isle]

tried that already

already have but dont know how that wouldve affected

[lapis vigil]

cause i got like the smallest size possible and im veteran rank rn and stugelling with holding big weapons and im maxxed out on muscles

[bronze blaze]

You have 5 weight?

[lapis vigil]

5?

[worn egret]

taller characters have more leverage

[bronze blaze]

In the game files when you mess with your muscles the max you can set it to before your character is unable to move is 5

Well

[lapis vigil]

i started with the smallest weight on the slider and now im at 75kg and cant go further

[bronze blaze]

Move properly atleast

[worn egret]

a giant overseeing his land

[lapis vigil]

maybe the reason could also be that i put my weapon on max mass and size

[bronze blaze]

I make my weapons typically as light as possible

A lot of people say that weapons with really heavy heads are effective tho

[worn egret]

BOOOORIIIIIING

[kindred marlin]

How to reload the crossbow?

[bronze blaze]

You need arrows

And then just press r

And do the thing

[spark quartz]

i tried that too but if they're too light they don't have enough impact, but when i go too heavy it's hard to control, i can't find a middle point to save my fucking life, the current polearm i have right now isn't bad but it's not perfect either

[lapis vigil]

can i see somewhere what the mass and size of my weapon is after i made it

[bronze blaze]

I’ve got a sweet spot on the polearms and maces for sure

[worldly vapor]

the default heavy flail is perfect imo

[spark quartz]

can you even make flails?

[bronze blaze]

Small and light as possible except for the head/pommel

Keep the default balance

[worldly vapor]

no but you can find them

[bronze blaze]

And try and make head as big as possible while maintaining minimum weight

Typically leads to like having mass in the grip and head to even it out

[kindred marlin]

It dont

[lapis vigil]

what weapon type?

[indigo hare]

Let us make flails

I want to attach swords to a flail

[balmy meteor]

i wanna make a dagger

[spark quartz]

i want to attach more than one block of wood to a flail and have a two headed flail

they really should let us make flails,

[worldly vapor]

would it even work

[indigo hare]

Im sure they will

[spark quartz]

if the sticks were small enough yeah

[indigo hare]

Yes it’s a thing

[spark quartz]

and the ring that holds the actual flail heads was bigger

[bronze blaze]

Most

Swords, maces, pole axes, etc

[spark quartz]

it's kind of a shame we can't make the big swords that were in the demo

like let us make greatswords gang

[worldly vapor]

i want a zweihander and idc if its not historical I want it

[bronze blaze]

I mean max size longsword is basically the same xd

[worldly vapor]

also half sword would be very fun with scimitars and japanese weapons we could really do a lot..

[bronze blaze]

Not historical?

[worldly vapor]

not in 1475

[bronze blaze]

Oh we’re doing period stuff

I see

[spark quartz]

we're like a century too early unfortunately

but i agree

[spark quartz]

nah the swords the knights had in the demo were much larger

or at least it sure as fuck felt like it

maybe a blade thickness option would be nice

[rotund hedge]

Max Length Max Thickness

Berserk larp

[bronze blaze]

Blade thickness option would be crazy

Who up making a hunk of metal

[rotund hedge]

[spark quartz]

it sucks because the kreigsmesser option really doesn't feel that powerful, like those blades are meant to have more force behind the swing than a normal sword but it still doesn't feel like it.

[lapis vigil]

and increased max strength

[bronze blaze]

Max str is already pretty crazy

[quick citrus]

a bodybuilder mod that raises the muscle mass cap to 130kg 🔥

[lapis vigil]

wait how do i know if i got max strength

[bronze blaze]

You don’t

[lapis vigil]

i thought im already max strength but i think im not

[bronze blaze]

You’re not

[lapis vigil]

how do u know

[bronze blaze]

Cause you would

[quick citrus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/made-rgull1t-statement-3X7AvQxiAfW1pgVBo6

[lapis vigil]

i would?

[vestal eagle]

I don't think is max strength

[bronze blaze]

It’s not

[sinful loom]

Roman centurion armor in half sword would go crazy

[vestal eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/starving-yum-insane-crazy-noodles-gif-14644147247566622723

[bronze blaze]

That’s how I know max str is crazy

[spark quartz]

bad chert

bad

[sinful loom]

:(

[spark quartz]

pasta sounds fire rn

[worldly vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-pet-silly-pat-dog-gif-3985961921004463793

[sinful loom]

Thats the coldest spaghetti ive ever seen

[vestal eagle]

I think it just keeps going if you put increase the modifier more and more

[lapis vigil]

add better looking faces!!!

[bronze blaze]

Yeah but your character can’t move over 5 weight apparently

[vestal eagle]

How much to eat that guys leftovers

[spark quartz]

dude i dunno if you could pay me enough that sounds so gross

[quick citrus]

you can have it bro

[rotund hedge]

is this natty????

[spark quartz]

just thinking about it makes me want to throw up

[vestal eagle]

Yea

[sinful loom]

Does it become a point to where if you graze willie softly he will get one punched

[bronze blaze]

Nah

Just game files stuff

[vestal eagle]

I'd say I would need to be paid like 250 minimum

[bronze blaze]

Yes

[lapis vigil]

how long does it take to get max strength

[spark quartz]

i have a really hard time with other people's germs so i could not do it

[bronze blaze]

At 3 weight I can walk around punching people and knock them out in 1 hit if I hit the face

[bronze blaze]

Through the game files

[quick citrus]

5 height 3 weight is about the biggest stable character

u can push it a bit more but he gets clumsy

[bronze blaze]

I’m 2.5 height 3 weight

[frigid shuttle]

is weight just strength or are they separate stats?

[heady wigeon]

spartan hoplite equipment would be cool

[lapis vigil]

max strength with gaining it

or is there no limit

[bronze blaze]

No limit just diminishing returns

[frank bane]

Does str effect speed?

[bronze blaze]

No

[vestal eagle]

It would be nasty, but I'd do it

[bronze blaze]

Weapon speed yes

Player speed no

[heady wigeon]

ik u werent asking me but i deadass would do that for like 5 bucks

[bronze blaze]

At 3 weight you can use the heaviest weapon in 1 hand

[rotund hedge]

where in the files can you change weight

[spark quartz]

unpopular opinion but strength should affect armor

[vestal eagle]

So you'd be doing it for the flavor then huh

[bronze blaze]

Popular opinion

[heady wigeon]

no gng but 5 bucks is 5 bucks

[lapis vigil]

so mass goes up unlimited???

[heady wigeon]

wdym

[quick citrus]

ue save editor on gameprogress.sav in C:\Users\(user)\AppData\Local\HalfSwordUE5\Saved\SaveGames

[spark quartz]

like if you're too weak wearing heavy armor will make you sluggish ontop of already being sluggish

[frank bane]

I mean it doesn't look that bad

[spark quartz]

making it so you don't get completely kitted out early until you're strong enough

[frigid shuttle]

im suprised it doesnt alr do that

[spark quartz]

yeah same, it would be cool. would kind of add an extra level of stress, you really just need one good champion rng to get fully kitted out

[heady wigeon]

yeah i agree

[vestal eagle]

If those are plain noodles and I taste salt halfway through, I'm gagging no doubt

[tropic oracle]

i'm pretty sure its naturally capped at 93kg

[frigid shuttle]

i kinda hope they add the uhhh 4 stats/perks from the demo

[spark quartz]

like legit the store is pointless you just get the armor off of people anyway and craft your own weapons lol

[heady wigeon]

im stupid but why would u taste salt

[tropic oracle]

the game does support weights that go over but you'd need to edit the save to do it

[frank bane]

Looks like a carbonara

[lapis vigil]

can i edit my max weight or only my current weight cause i kinda want to gain it isntead of just instantly getting it

[bronze blaze]

Dm me the picture what are we talking about

[vestal eagle]

His mouth juices, he probably has a dirty ass mouth so yea

[shell swift]

john halfsword

[honest shale]

https://tenor.com/view/kendrick-lamar-astral-claws-space-marine-warhammer-warhammer-40k-gif-17483303521650911739

[vestal eagle]

It lowk does

[heady wigeon]

oh yeah well i would still do it for 5 bucks tbh

[tropic oracle]

pretty sure you can only edit your current weight

[spark quartz]

anybody else dislike how it's random whether you have the armor smith or the sword smith

can be kinda annoying tbh

[heady wigeon]

idk its not been too much of an issue for me

[worldly vapor]

horus

[tall ermine]

just rest through it

[gilded gale]

😭

[shell swift]

or they could've designed the tavern to always have both

[spark quartz]

dude believe me i've tried but my rng is terrible there was a solid four days i just got the armor smith

[tall ermine]

is a beautiful sunset considered broad daylight or would it be thought a vague daylight in its stead?

so long as theres a chance you can do it

spend all your money on resting

[bronze blaze]

I think it wouldn’t be broad daylight in that case

[stuck isle]

You can go over 72 KG's ingame

[little talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1461416171441226055/1470435058438635741/twitter.gif

[bronze blaze]

I stand corrected

[frank bane]

They should add fat to the game

[stuck isle]

Sup Silly

[bronze blaze]

“The phrase "in broad daylight" is generally interpreted to mean during the day when there is sufficient natural light and visibility to easily see people and objects, rather than under the cover of darkness.”

[fleet imp]

How we doing folk

Im doing good

[stuck isle]

Good

[spark quartz]

hello sea bass

[tall ermine]

yeah hence the term beautiful sunset

[frank bane]

Wrong gif mb

[stuck isle]

How are you doing?

[tall ermine]

not just a dim one

[stuck isle]

How are you?

[spark quartz]

i'm aight hru

[frank bane]

Hi ass chomp

[worldly vapor]

i forgot about this

[spark quartz]

hi light

[stuck isle]

Doing pretty good, Just got done cleaning my birds cage, got him some new food and cleaned out his water :3

[frank bane]

Birdcage...

[spark quartz]

you have birds? nice

[stuck isle]

Yep

My bird's name is Milo

[spark quartz]

i've heard mixed things on birds as pets

[stuck isle]

He's a white bellied caique parrot

Orange headed

[spark quartz]

parrots are cool

they live for a long goddamn time

[stuck isle]

Yeah, very high maintenance though lol

[spark quartz]

sheesh, i don't think i could do that

i'll stick with cats lol

[stuck isle]

I love him though, he's such a cool bird :D

[spark quartz]

birds are indeed cool

[viral pivot]

i could tell you play arc raiders

🔥🔥🔥

[spark quartz]

fuckin bird city bro?

[stuck isle]

This is about what he looks like

[viral pivot]

hell yea

[spark quartz]

oh wow he is pretty

[spark quartz]

months of waiting for a proper update and what do we get? FUCKING BIRD CITY

[viral pivot]

dont disturb me i am shredder maxxing 😎😎😎

[stuck isle]

That image is not my parrot, just what he would look like.

[spark quartz]

at least we got new ducks

[viral pivot]

hell yeha

[spark quartz]

i'm waiting to do trials when everybody else did trials lol

that way i'm not competing with other raiders

[worldly vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1428801654869725416/twearking.gif

[flat widget]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1440704287834374265/baronbang.gif

[stuck isle]

Lolz

[flat widget]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-half-sword-gaming-halfsword-gif-7801855342474474189

[stuck isle]

Anyways

[bronze blaze]

[flat widget]

We love Baron getting manhandled

[bronze blaze]

I need to make this a gif with the caption my honest reaction

[stuck isle]

Ill make it, gimme a second

[tall ermine]

getting a job is a mentality

smh

[lapis vigil]

what do i do if i die and 58 souls seek revenge?

[bronze blaze]

You kill 58 souls seeking revenge

Or you die

[lapis vigil]

´hmmm

[bronze blaze]

You will lose progress and uninsured items not in the chest if you die

[stuck isle]

Done

👍

[bronze blaze]

Thanks og

[stuck isle]

Np

[lapis vigil]

i will see how far i will survive in abyss

[stuck isle]

2 minutes

[bronze blaze]

I’m almost back up to 100 souls seeking revenge

Going for 1000

[shell swift]

here's a warning to everyone: launching the demo resets your main game's settings and vice versa

[bronze blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-ratte-dr-house-gif-264714550883543323

[shell swift]

genuinely baffling lmao

[drifting stirrup]

Ser Pooksalot

[drifting stirrup]

Doctor Mouse

[stuck isle]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-md-doctor-freaky-gif-7807484460015619799

[lapis vigil]

im still going

[steady lance]

Any ETA on the next update for half sword?

[drowsy finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/351452619807522838/1305660668686635018/attachment.gif

[little hornet]

probably gonna be a bit, they dropped a fat bunch of updates in a single week, and now that ea has launched those devs are probably going to take a short break

they've had their faces at the grindmill after all

[steady lance]

i know but its all optimization :laugh:

which is normal for EA especially peak ones like this

[little hornet]

optimizing current content is important stuff, and new content takes a long while to make 🤷‍♀️

[steady lance]

Im just really curious because ima be rocking the hulk until next upd fr

[little hornet]

sounds like a great way to play

[steady lance]

Yeah no I was asking if anyone had an ETA.

[little hornet]

well, you can look at what they said in announcements, I don't believe there's been any eta given

the most we have is "see you very soon"

[drifting stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/house-md-every-episode-of-house-md-medicine-drug-house-meme-gif-14671916867387513828

[random hound]

where is the weapon smith? only see an armor guy now

[indigo hare]

They switch every day

[steady lance]

REST UNTIL U SEE HIM

[drowsy finch]

I own half sword :3

[stuck isle]

Im gonna make this into a GIF

[bronze blaze]

yeag

[stuck isle]

POV: London

[earnest kestrel]

I forget how good Scrub Daddy™ is until I do my 2 dishes a week

[drowsy finch]

@indigo hare yfacedmoai loook

[frank bane]

In 12 years 11 months 18 days 47 hours 21 minutes and 39 seconds

[balmy jay]

POV: no update

[bronze blaze]

Holy shit

[indigo hare]

Geeze 😭 masterful handling

[drowsy finch]

I like this pick thing, it is light and fun!

[balmy jay]

see he made the mistake of blocking my sword with his face

beginner error tbh

[wheat brook]

Is he ok

[balmy jay]

nothing a band-aid won't fix

[spark quartz]

ok

[drowsy finch]

Hi silly!

[indigo hare]

One day, it may not be today or tomorrow, or even a week month or year from now. But one day. I’ll call you a loser

[pearl coral]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/d84mDa3ar_8

[spark quartz]

ello ralifolleyralifolley

[pearl coral]

so glad to see this

pmo when they start in half sword

[spark quartz]

sure you will buddy

[indigo hare]

I lied it’s right now

Fuck you

[spark quartz]

hehehehe

[kind tusk]

so who is gonna make the star wars lightsaber mod

[drowsy finch]

LOOK WHAT I CAN DO

[indigo hare]

This hurts me more than it hurts you
🖕 😔 🖕

[kind tusk]

thats clean

[spark quartz]

thats true

[drowsy finch]

THANSK

!!

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[worldly vapor]

kinda weird to have unsecured mail collar that you can just flip up with the tip of the longsword

like

if it exposes the neck as a consequence

[pearl coral]

that's the aventail

[worldly vapor]

im used to them being thicker

[frank bane]

I mean you wouldn't have time to do said male upwards thing if your opponent was actively trying to stab you

[pearl coral]

yeah armet aventails are significantly less padded from what i've seen

[frank bane]

Mail*

[worldly vapor]

it takes like 2 secs to do it wth your word

sword

[frank bane]

Id im prolly just not thinking

[pearl coral]

i wonder if there are any sources for aventails being secured down by strings under the armpits like some hoods were

[vestal eagle]

How do you put so much momentum behind those back swings?

[frank bane]

Its midnight

[pearl coral]

the guy was, its just he half sworded too early and the centerline got stolen away immediately

[drowsy finch]

the spinny spinning

[pearl coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1395838351726346461/1468325868014407680/NVIDIA_Overlay_qOMChKkUoO.gif

[drowsy finch]

I <3 momentum chaining

[pearl coral]

my new sword needs to get here now. a large sum of money needs to get here NOW.

[vestal eagle]

I need to lock in on the momentum chaining bro

I just now started, even after playing the playtest

[frank bane]

Is the early access physics different to the beta?

Demo*

[vestal eagle]

Not really, theres just much more versatility with the weapons

They will not all be the same

Unlike the playtest and demo, all the weapons were the same back then

No variety