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wat
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Doub arming is that it
Is that like a shirt orrrr?
Should I just restock Untill I get it?
eh, or hire a assistant w/ armor and take on something that can kill them but you can kill
damn
Oh I got it tysm
yessir, I got you
Preciate it
There's assistants??
mercenaries yes
you have to pay them daily, and they only work for certain missions like 2v2 or you vs boss theyll come help
but they can die, and you can steal their stuff
you just can't kill them
something else I bet you didn't know, you have to pay off the souls of the people you kill or when you die you have to kill them all to ressurect
yea they're kinda hard to use but fun
I didn't infact know this
idk how to have the bolt satchel carry spare ammo, so for me it's one shot and done
one time I forgot to pay off my demons for like 3 in game days right after I got armored up, and then got killed and had to face 16
they came in batches of 3
ghouls, they try to bite you
Nice
Nice
and that shit is so smoking op
also guys
what shirt do i equip to wear the shoulder stuf
same one as the first one
Arming doubt is what he told me
How do I get stronger do I work out?
swing heavy weapons a lot
Ok
Congrats. ..?
yes I got fully armored and a halberg but then had no strength and was getting smoked like every match
Homophobe
Me???
why tf did i just drop from the sky and lose my round lmao fuck me
Mb for congratulating you,
It was condescending
I didn't scroll up π discord just auto opened on you spamming that
yea its a little buggy still, when I loaded in today I had no enemy in the match I was just standing in the duel alone, I had to surrender and my guy fell on his knees begging for mercy and i'm like ....
still homophobic
it's not homophobic if its unsolicited
Im honestly just lost for words tbh
tf is going on
like imagine mid conversation w someone someone walks up and goes HEY, hey you, i'm straight
Idk anymore
π
Same. Whats the word for wordle?
Homophobic is too long
Just a little Buggy I mean I won 4/3 games it said π but itβs still early access so
Idk I'll play it now gimmie 5 mins
yall are dumb
Has anyone found a fix to splitscreen remote play crashing
Dont do this here. Youre in a gaming discord, your sexuality doesnt matter in the slightest
fuck you got me
Gotta have strength to use heavy armor and weapons
oof LOL
yea originally I learned that the hard way
Oh man you're back i thought you were bullied off the server
Yeah XD
Sup Moai
Hows it going?
lol no that was a joke
I was like I'm a tank i'll be fine, gets pushed 2 seconds into the match and beaten to death with an axe
i lost my save in half sword
y
after update it was gone
half sword discord members vs not talking about homosexuality 24/7
sue
yall should put in intro music whenever i chat in here
||Vegan is todays wordle||
this comment turned me gay
holy shit its moai
No online?
i thought they added genitals selection for a s ec
the goat of half sword moderation
willies willy
HalfsGayrd
please add female willies, no specific reasons
what graphics everyone run?
FR
What'd they be called
epic dx11
Geforce RTX 4060 16GB ram
cunts
.
no in game
Not the answer I expected
Medium
Can anyone tell me the difference between the different protons if you're on linux?
I dont get why theres so many
With Ultra Quality DLSS and Reflex on
Device Name BongoBob
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Installed RAM 64,0 GB (63,8 GB usable)
Graphics Card Intel(R) Arc(TM) B580 Graphics (12 GB)
Sallie
even as opponants, hear me out, you fight a champion fully armored after just leveling up to that selection of enemies, and you get absolutely smoked. end of match they take their helmet off and it's willy's sister samantha
Nah
Dont spoil the ending
Their name would be Sallie
Oops im lvl 2 now
then they start fiddling with each others
Sallie is a banger name for female willies ngl
Where is half sword moderation
tbh that's why i asked
Fr
but they won't be added because 99.9% of half sword community is gay and they hate women!!!111
YOO
here comes the party crasher
I did nothing
ANOTHER SEBAS!
I just realised your name was Sebas
I dont hate women i hate modern women theres a difference
Why....?
Culture wise
Manly
This is one of the stupider conversations to come into
Less modern women are manly
Nah i like muscular women too
bro getting beat down by a buff chick and losing match sounds funny
i love women, hence why i want a female willie, i cant imagine how sick it would be to drive my axe into a female opponent

That's enough Halfsword general chat for tonight
why would it be funny, a buff woman would kick your ass irl too
Same
exactly, its funny because you can't even escape it in game
unless they ufc no they aint
unless you're also a strong guy a buff woman is beating you bro
Its superglued on man
you can take barons weapons, you earn parts of his armor after each lord tournement
I remember in 6th grade I got beaten in arm wrestling by a girl
Also, Why arent there Diverse skin tones?
barons lying on the ground dead rn and I can't take off anything
Life would be so much better
If everything went my way
is it just me or the combat feels much much better
Kinda?
because european men are white
What is wrong with yall π
dayum lmao
this hotfix feels i have more control instead of not being able to hold the weapon
what did we do now
You sinners have been abandoned by willie
at least it was the best of the worst I wrote lol
Just wish my hands wouldnt fall off the handle of my weapon for no reason
Not even provoked such as getting hit
in this hotfixx it fixes that for me
Just flying off
yeaaa have you tried x?
fr
Its probably cuz of the gauntlets
Maybe something else
Idk
Just buggy
when you finish a swing tapping x can transfer momentum and correct the hands to reduce your butter fingers
w large polearm^
Or you could tap e and lob the weapon into the enemies skull
yk if you're built like that sure
I built my best interpretation of a katana through the weapon builder and use that two handed to cut enemies in half.vertically
Was it double edged?
Vertically????
it was not its one of the sabre style designs with two ridges in the back
yes head to head
see ya
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forgetting to heal before tourney is the most annoying thing in the game
where do you get the crossbow? not even seeing it in free play.
Who here has the most Phennings?
Hey, can you deal with 1029435668260208660, their pfp is brenton tarrant, and their banner is the tops shopping centre
crazy
and @cunning gyro too because he has the nyahu pfp and downvoted my suggestion
πΏ
his username is "kebab annihilated", which references the christchurch too
Larpers
@proud wave
Hmm
Gorebox
Interesting
look at his banner
Ik what it references to
payton gendron
anyone know if theres a way to get the crossbow or arrows to appear in the shop?
Forest map
Next to the cart
Its rng
A quiver can spawn too
the crossbow is ass
can i fix somehow FATAL error?
if its more than 4 npcs and i kill them they literally killing my game
BRO, Can we PLEASE make Crossbow ammo buyable?!
Like cmon now
1 ammo
Not enough
We need more!
is it me or did the physics change from the demo to the early access game? feels so wonky now
Sure i can do that
always felt wonky boy
If you do, that would be awesome
people need to STOP glazing demo
(check my name and roles)
he's spreading ms. information
put the hat on misinfo
Recent searches π; Baby teeth, Prison sorority, birth videos, Sword merchants, Pork sashimi, Tapeworm treatment, Games, What's a electronic
(Thinks)
Shut up omega boy
That's the Greek alphabet
Yes
Youre still an omega boy
I don't know what that is
An omega boy
for someone named genius you're quite dense
I'm being ganged up on for my fraternity
how do get my pogress back if i saved a copy when i was tryna use the buff guy mod??
Move the save file back into the save file folder, or rename it if you just renamed it rather than moved it
Afaik
Omega boy classic
hellsing mentioned
β€οΈβπ©Ή
im here to once again show this off
In not a omega I'm a Zeta
You don't think my way
Let not thee hand be heavy upon me!~ π₯ π π§ π₯΅
why did you put the hot and cold face
You're just a little chimpanzee I'm a grape ape eating backalley pork and dreaming about laying with Jehovah in the land promised to me
"in the land promised to me"
π΅ β
It wonβt let me
Ima dm u
does anyone want to play helldivers? π π
I would, but nah
I genuinely think the hardest tier is probably like soldier bc spears and plancons with very little armor
sucks to go against
what would you call this wrestling move
Scissoring
what about this one
yo is there anyway to play multiplayer with friends in halfsword
like from different pcs
Splitscreen steam remote play, but itβs a hassle to get working. It is doable though
would I have to download anything extra like to get it to work?
Shouldnβt have to, but ive never done it so canβt help you much on that yet, until people get a real guide together
alr
i take it you cant get an armet in the shop at knight/lord rank
you can, but they're kinda rare
with steam remote play you dont need to
The main thing it requires is good internet
no
bs I've seen armets in the shop before
no
YES
no
you are 100% wrong brother
no
this guy is fucking hilarious
no
me too I bought one recently
no
idk why but i found man at arms to be by far the hardest rank to progress through
all the other ranks were fairly straight forward but for some reason while i was man at arms every motherfucka was knocking me out.
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Who wants to see my pen collection
me
What about them
No
I can give you a photo of. Yest
LARP LARP LARP SAHURR
the pen ghidorah
Yes
chat i think im actually fucking stupid
i want to pee in a thinkpad
Dw, you're just intellectually disabled π
so my pee turns into a fedora linux distro
Ofc u play cybertuck also banjjjjbhjmselakdokjey.!
wgatt
It lights up I took the bottom half out to make a flashlight bc the ink ran out
Evidently π
I love kyrber tuck!
bts as in the gay chinese men who sing
look at my punk he's so ccyber
Wow
I'd call that the "Consent is a myth"
I can tell he's 5'4
God damn 6 head bruh
four eyes
I haven't played cyberpunk, how much human is left in there
balls
what cosmic said
uhhmmm
pneumatic dih
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only a few will remember this
100% borg no ganic
need to finish phantom liberty honestly. Wasnt too long ago in my playthough that i finished making my character almost completely unstoppable
and i mean game breakingly unstoppable, the only thing that could stand anything close to a chance was adam smasher simply because there are large portions of his fight where i cant get any of the buffs from killing guys cus there are no guys
All my progress just got deleted after after a BSoD
i am a music artist from israel and this is my music.
my shield is finished
thank you !
is that a reference to the guy who got flayed alive
his skin is dangling down to the floor so i imagine so lol
wood and canvas with padding on the back, canβt tell if thereβs any metal elements beside holding everything together
bartholomew yes
ecranche beautiful
looks like hes having a hell of a time with it
i like that the expression is kind of hard to decipher
i paid my art teacher to carry out a design i made
first time painting a shield has looked fun
do you think he'll make it?
way the LORE goes he does !
is it worth buying on a 1060 i5
buy 7 of them
not worth it on a 3060 3700x lmfao
holy doomers
i had bought it on release and refunded after 2mins not bc it ran bad but bc i didt like the new combat mechanics but im debating it again
this shit runs on a i5 9400f and a gtx 1650 with smoove 8 gb of ram 2666 mhz ddr4
it ran fine for me but just looked shit
oh yeah no, don't buy it then because it hasn't changed much in that aspect
the biggest down factor for me was the thrust mechanic
but im a weird one i dont wanna play the demo anymore since the full games out
that problem is still there
what if we all smash our balls with a rock in protest to the devs
think itβs bugged right now, should be fixed relatively soon?
buy weed
but i definitely understand
xD i would but quit that shit few weeks agoa xD
which one yall fw more
i do like the game its just hard to play newer games with this shit box
maroon
maroon nice
Maroon
no you just set your contrast and saturation too high
yes
what an omega...
@wild snow 
cant ban me for ping here 
ight you guys have not convinced me maybe in future ill buy again
NO GIF SUPPORT ?>??????
?
?>>?
We don't ban for pings π
i know xD
marooncels take the dub again.. smh

WE all play this game to break wills balls
haiii
Hi hello Stair Man
i have a pig destroyer shirt coming soon iβm pumped
one of their only shirts that isnβt someone being killed or nudity
thats a weird band name
Need VR port of this game, would be epic
Ts... Very nice
have to restrain myself from giving every band i like money for rad shirts
Why the fuck are half of Thou's songs gone
fortnite
blade and sourcery
That's too easy
what would you guys say the best way to muscle train is
im tryna get like that one dudes vids on here
so turn off all the slow mode and such
follow David Goggins program
fight on fair playing grounds
my amd card
same
the blood has gotten way better on amd
just about the same as it was in the demo now, if not the same
torsos seem to have an issue actually splitting apart when i bisect them, but idk if thats hardware related or just the game
i wish all progress fights can be done in the yard
its the best map
every other map is laggy
nah, hall is the best lowkey
you guys need to dolphin up and piss where you shit
u roight
what !!!
IT'S GONE
its chill u can still listen to death
why they take monstrance off here breh
I hate when people say that then we get the most buggy shitty vr release of a game that has a better alternative of it
Blade and Sorcery - the winddddd
i enjoyed skyrim vr with the player model and proper hit detection/reaction mod
sorry if this has been asked before, but I dont understand how to put on armor that is locked?
too bad that shit is 10x as unstable as regular skyrim
arming doublet
u need certain armor pieces
yah doublet
i never ended up getting around to that
iβve thought about it a lot
i believe its the script extender that rlly fucks it up
every post online says its fucked
which is weird bc it worked b4, but now i cant get it to go at all even with reinstalls
thanks for answer. do you know at which level that unlocks?
should be like as soon as armor starts showing up
if you see an enemy with leg armor or shoulder / arm armor grab their doublet off them
also u can alter ur arming doublet to have chains thatre weak arm armor
which u can take off to make room for real armor
β€οΈ thx all
btw does having chainmail under plate armor actually help?
okay i thought so
why wouldnβt it lol
bc videogames
This is more of a physics simulation than a video game tbh
half sword attempts to be as close as possible to realism in terms of equipment
awesome
every piece is either based off an extant piece of armor or adapted from realistic artwork
its the boneworks of sword games or smth
SAMUEL
What armor pieces do you need to be able to wear Spaulders?
anybody know how to retexture stuff in game yet
arming doublet
i want to have me custom shield with me custom swerd
targe and pavise are fr so goated
thanks bro
yesss I finally got a doublet
i wouldnt know but i bet #modders-guild-hall would
i ran ultra heavy greatsword with a pavise for as long as i comfortably could
which was quite long
always forget it exists lol
huh ig greatswords are a lot wavier compared to the demo huh
i felt so dexterous in the demo, now i gotta use it like the drangleic gs
idk if you can make full size greatswords yet
but nonetheless experiment with the balancing
fr i just made that mf as heavy as possible in progression mode so it would cut thru ppl until like knight phase
rn im tryna make a good one for practice mod, i got a decent weight ratio atm
tryna make it as light as i can while keeping it long, seems like if i make it too long itll be funky no matter what
try putting the point of balance four or five fingers from the guard
acknoledged
Whatβs even the purpose of this thing
to be stabbed in lieu of me
just want to point out this server is infested with bots. constantly being messaged from this server as a mutual
No true horror game will replicate the scare factor Winston had.
Small, heavy hammer might be the meta
yah the long handles get locked with the enemies polearms i find
tho its a lot safer since i can bakcpedal like a puthy
Yea
You do know you can craft your own weapons right? Or are you just saying that you only use enemies weapons
yah ik, i just happed to make an incredibly huge one
it took a very long time for me to cave in and stop using greatsword once i hit lord
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okay vro
alr i made it like 3 inches up the blade from the guard and it feels pretty good, very light like the demo
about the most control ive gotten out of a weapon so far
Does anybody know who does the art for the cards?
i win a game on first blood, then i step onto their wepon and lose
i've done it like 5 times now
If u make em too small u hold them high up and get no lever :(
how do you make the biggest person in half sword? Im at lord and im at 91kg but my previous character got to 98
is there any way to get the gold armor off the guy
you unlock pieces of the baron's armor every time you defeat him
you dont
does it drop
Don't need it if you just smash them horizontally
oh my bad, i misunderstood, you will know you have it after the victory screen
Is this you?
so just hold G and it will show you which one you unlocked after you win
oh ok
yeah i saw
there is a restriction system right, like if you come back to life too many times, you start to to be unabel to equip stuff
not that I know of, if you die and dont revive your character without insuring the baron's armor, you will lose it
Im not sure if its automatically insured or not
but its always good to make sure
becasue thourghjt the later half of the game, i've died, then surveid the abyess multile times and now i ahve restrictgions, and cant pu on specific pices of armor
oh no thats because certain armor pieces cant go together
or you need to take off the shoulder and arm pads from the arming doublet
i've taken off all my armor, the parts i cant use are coverd by grayed out vines
im not sure what the vines imply, but it probably means the equipped clothing piece has a crafted armor on it, you can remove the crafted armor and see if its not greyed out
nvm
im dumb
i was missing one piece of armor
the very middle
and have not had it ever quipoed till now
the chest piece?
yes
damn, what are you wearing? just chainmail?
nope
wel yes
i was wearing everyother armor i could
and could'nt use 3 peices becaue i never wore the middle
im glad too
oh wait, i was wearing a jack, insteado f a arming doublet, that why i never knew why
i did have a middle, just not the corret one
no but im thinking about buying that hat
nevermind, an arming doublet, still cancels out the arm armor
i got find another middle peice
it cancels out the arm armor because you need to go and remove the metal off of it
np
i finaly have full armor, after 2 full deaths and 68 mornings on this character, i found out how to have full armor
Hey does anyone over the age of like 23 here wanna feel really old?
Probably a few people
You have a Kevin hart pfp you have to be over 28.
wtf youre younger than me
Yo what the fuck
Now I feel old
And I turned 15 YESTERDAY
Yeah ngl you might be a lil too young to be here bro
Ur a year older then him dudeβ¦
I turned 18 on February 7th
I have the same birthday as Kevin Hart
Not by much
1 Year older, 15 vs sooon 14, they are both too young. "Older Keyword" my ass
For me ted bundy
Literally on november 24
You should
discord is not safe for 14 year oldsπ
triple t is not safe for tung tung year oldsπ
also thinking about buying this hat for my girlfriend
triple t was in the files btw
Liar liar tung tung on fire
I have the same birthday as Seinfield
triple t did ritualistic sacrifice for baal in the island
triple t was the second in command
I don't know bro
That shit would scare me
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Yea whatever
now you gotta find all the sallets
i keep finding new shapes of them
Hey, could you deal with this user; 1029435668260208660. their username is "kebab annihilated", their pfp is brenton tarrant, and their banner is referencing peyton gendron
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You must think I'm stupid or something
I do yea
Is that this guy
Shane
Aren't those the guys who were given drugs and sent otit as suicide plane bombers in ww2
Bro I'm talking about kamikaze pilos
The Kamikaze pilots were Japanese
Not Jewish
Ik
So why did you ask me that question π
Halfsword edit I made while I slapped my fat gassy belly
"I hate this job" I mutter to myself while crumpling up my Jester hat and leaving the King's court after he shouted "I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR DOUGIE CLOWN"
I watched this while slapping my big fat belly, laughing and farting
Thanks! Letβs rub our inflated bellybuttons together to show appreciation for the video I made!
can i run half sword on my gt 1030
Probably on low
lowkey no
Abso-darn tootin lootily
π
acid mist spell, u were afk in lothric and got invaded
Wrinkly
trolled
Build to survive my brain

Anakin if he locked in
omg did you guys know the ai will pull non leathal crossbow bolts out out themselves to use as a weppon just shot a guy in the sholder he pulled the bolt out and tryed shank me with it :0
I have a question
What voice acting do you do in Half Sword?
awesome, just paid 4k for a new cool pollaxe and accidentally clicked trade instead of insure
goodbye pollaxe and my money
the screaming and dying
W
You did such a good job bro
Sometimes when I hear their screams, sometimes makes me feel sorry for them
Lol
Are you able to death rattle
Anyone ever seen 95KG weight in Half Sword (Vanilla, No Mods)
?
If not, then, now you have.
I am unsure what it would actually sound like, so I'd say no.
I will try my best when I get to it.
does it only do that when ur full barron or is that freemode
Transmitting love
Strength cap should be increase. I want to raise a peasant over my head and slam him
Get the mod Beef Williengton then
Its on Nexus mods
(Corruption of data may occur, if so, then I am in no way responsible)
Idk if Corruption of Data will occur or not
I was just saying it just incase
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okay vro
my bauernwehr and spear dragged my character across the forest, hit the carriage, and died
fuck this game
why did it did that
dw, ive lost 3 pollaxes to the barron boss room today
collision, i assume

I found Meinrad but sadly lost him just now in a Buhurt
:c
Insure them bro
insurance doesnt bring it back mid match :/
I know
I thought like lost you meant as in permanently
Also, Beast, how long do applications usually go on for?
And what are the timeframes for someone to review them?
For what specifically?
They are checked once a month. With January being the exception.
Also, rate my pic.
Thank you
Lol, had this happen to me dozens of times.
its why i carry weapons in every slot
Same
ive got pollaxe, longsword, shortsword, casted, and a rondel
W
and a pavice on
Dub
it used to be a rlly tiny casted
but then i realized i can carry as much weight as i want p much now, so i made a fat big one
Lol, Just make sure your character is beefy
Yeah
I think so
i think he is, i dont think i can get any stronger by now
yah the one with the bump down the middle
im 72kilos
Iβm such a fat and inflated fella
Iβm so gassy and smelly Iβm farting all over πππ€£π€£
wtf-
i once ate smth, that made me fart every minute
i'm being honest with ya, everytime i took a step, fart. another step fart. literally lasted till tomorrow
idk what was in that food but it sure did taste good
What the fuck am i actually reading
I love when I lose by knockdown because my pollaxe spawned between my legs and I just trip on it
How do I moulinette with the messer?
Elite ball knowledge
Epic knights is a masterpiece cuh
Pair it with villager recruits or custom npcs and it will be much better
When do you think that they making the game multiplayer?
idk
just incase u wanted my comment
realistically tho prob never gonna happen, as both clients are going to have to render physics n shit
idk i just downed whatever ih ad left in this bottle of sailor jerrys
we litttttttttttttt
oh fsss
who knows man, maybe we'll have another technological revolution for PC gaming in the remainder of the 2020s
then again, we are forced to swallow all few hundred billion dollars of AI investments and such, so with that being implemented in gaming..
we're fucked LOL
idk i think my adderall is wearing off
my hot take
we had all technological revolutions in 2010-2017 and it went quite downhill and "js get better pc vro"
someone comment if my point is coherently sensibly making senses
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still think its the coolest thing that the 1080ti still holds up VERY well for its age
I mean
what else is there above VR gaming
pinnacle of GPUs
dude holy fuck
i forgot i have a vr headset
omg i want to play blade and sorcery
i think i lost all hope in revolutions when i learned about technology that made 2d textures look 3d without actually being 3d
moving pngs
idk the technology in question
but do not ruin it for me.
i've only been an emo drunk once i do not need to be one again
wth is an emo drunk
is that like a phase
ok so it is a phase
if you're not spending 10h a day on roblox i think being emo is an improvement
yo
fuck you?
π
swearrr it was not 10 hours
wait holy shit maybe
dude this game is fire dont h8
its like halfsword, but without much physics, and a graphics downgrade, and a completely different combat system
but there's samurai so its cool ig
blesss 
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clearly not real graphics that had insane details > realistic graphics with shit details (cough cough cyberpunk)
hating for the love of the game
counterpoint: fRaMe gEneRaTiOn
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Beat the game like a day after launch and want to do it again, any idea how to fully reset progress? not just the character
cheers
more than it was
good on low end?
good is relative, what specs do you have?
playable with DLSS on my 3070
decent quality
dude im trying the maul for the first time in the abyss
its peak
i thought it would handle badly but ngl its really good
mars
A lot of atmosphere for a planet that doesnβt really have much of an atmosphere
Could be a dust storm though I suppose
You know how many times people thought the rapture was gonna happen recently?
Rapture is bs
It was made up in 1830
Lmao
Wanting to be in a better place can truly mess with people
The people arent christian
in heaven?
oh maybe I misunderstood
Its all good
God only runs heaven. None of us
when you burn stamina, is the muscle gain instant? I mean, can you actually see a difference at the end of training?
or do I need to go back to tavern to see progress?
hi ppl
hi it's me John Halfsword, ask me anything
well you dont immediately gain muscle after a gym session, you wait for the muscles to repair themselves
abyss drip
i dont know but i suppose you need to go back to the tavern
cause i didnt notice my muscle growth until i was max
i wonder if this net cafe can run half sword ea :)
ill have to find out tomorrow π
should bring gloves next time
it's freezing in here
Iβm from the Frankenburg hood
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Why can't I wear these
Is it because I have to rank up?
My rank is soldier right now
Remove your poleyns to put on the cuisses
Doesn't work
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you need the arming doublet
Oooh
^what he said
np
What about leg gear?
just the arming doublet I think
Lemme try
Need an arming doublet for cuisses and hosen with the boot looking things prevent greaves from being equipped
Quart lowkey clears this game
am i able to play split screen with a friend online
Use another weapon
even with the mod
its a split screen mod apparently youre able to play with friend but one has to use controller
through steam
You can with steam remote play or parsec. There is guides on steam discussion
question, can i play with a friend trough steam remote play ?
a longer stick
CHAAAAAAAAARGE
how to send image
6kg
i'd say level up (by chatting)
so im noticing an slight problem
granted, this could just be me being shit at the game (its been known to happen before) but the knight tournament is fucking me royally
@spark quartz
Chat a lot
What the hell
you know dying is faster right
Pissing*
I meant to type pissing
genuinely
Oh?
ok it shouldve worked but wtv im on phone
Look it's mene
This was the scariest thing ever in 2018
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