thats gonna be the next blood patch
#general-catfish-🐱🐟
unreal bay
severe fulcrum
Lag patch 😂
unreal bay
frrr
atomic mistBOT
gleaming ermine
thanks willie
little talon
unreal bay
he got moves
flat widget
he got moves
Konrad is going places in life guaranteed
unreal bay
Oh yeah totally
frosty stratus
bradar this is an actual channel 😭
frosty stratus
he got moves
fortnite emotes when
rich lantern
Anyone ever see a Poleaxe spin longer than this?
frosty stratus
Anyone ever see a Poleaxe spin longer than this?
BRADAR WHAT IS THIS TECHNIQUE TEACH ME
unreal bay
he is goku
stone spade
bro might be goku
slow temple
That is new function for blocking crossbow bolt
pliant depot
pale bloom
barron just leaned into me while bleeding with no weapons left and made me die instantly
vestal eagle
Anyone ever see a Poleaxe spin longer than this?
I do this daily on accident cause I suck ass at changing my stance while swinging
upper marlin
new longsword :)
vestal eagle
new longsword :)
I made my longsword as long as possible but everything set at 0 mass, then I made a heavy ass hammer to make my willie strong asf now when I used the longsword it glides through people
upper marlin
lofty vector
slim pivot
Dream mod right here
vestal eagle
Dream mod right here<:steamhappy:1289351183714091029>
I think my computer would explode
unreal bay
Dream mod right here<:steamhappy:1289351183714091029>
you will make a blackhole appear at your house
vestal eagle
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1167311939429466192/1299661135053590592/c...
I got timed out for saying what drug this cat is doing
Fuck this shit
lofty vector
Dream mod right here<:steamhappy:1289351183714091029>
to make a computer that can run this it will drain the electricity of america for the next 10 years
just for a second
frozen niche
its like impossible to get up once you fall shits ass
lofty vector
its like impossible to get up once you fall shits ass
press s/w lmao
unreal bay
hope willie makes a return
lofty vector
hope willie makes a return
willie will return in avengers doomsday
lime harness
been thinking of medieval stuff,
why don't we have more games with the cheirosiphon?
and the only ones that do have it (unmodded)
are in big ass battering rams that are retrofitted
vestal eagle
its like impossible to get up once you fall shits ass
I hold w or s, whatever I need to get up and hold g until it gets close to the end, it makes it so the other willie isnt trying to fuck you
atomic mistBOT
azure flower
how does one get crossbow bolts????
polar moth
any one else dealing with the constant crashing issues when in the lords hall or whatever
polar moth
how does one get crossbow bolts????
when you do a forrest fight a bag sometimes spawns in the little chest next to the wagon
reef iris
hope willie makes a return
Trueeee
polar moth
also does anyone know how to get the cloak or whatever that some of the ai wear
karmic sierra
also does anyone know how to get the cloak or whatever that some of the ai wear
you just take it off of them
grab their chest and then hold q
solid verge
with all due respect but how did anybody think to release this game without any type of pvp mode???
fiery dawn
Idk bro fr
warm pebble
with all due respect but how did anybody think to release this game without any ...
Local mp ?
warm pebble
Mp
solid verge
No like online multiplayer i mean
warm pebble
Wich works with remote play and parsec
warm pebble
No like online multiplayer i mean
Way too much phisics calculation for it to be feasable currently
#faq explains it
solid verge
very sad..pvp was the only reason i was thinking about getting it
warm pebble
very sad..pvp was the only reason i was thinking about getting it
Steam remote play is basically online in technical terms
frosty stratus
hope willie makes a return
same.
frosty stratus
unreal bay
@wind geode what this goober ah nerd saying?
solid verge
dont act like you cant read dog
autumn laurel
Doesn't know what VFX means
frosty stratus
<@1103659293779181589> what this goober ah nerd saying?
according to google translate. he called you a "dirty dog" and a r word 😭
dont take my word for it tho cuz google translate is dogshit
unreal bay
Doesn't know what VFX means
Not surprised
small spoke
Tuff
frosty stratus
Why yall delete my message
bradar who even are you to demand features
shadow perch
bro got hit by the sun
solid verge
Oh no a guy on a power trip you aint shit
small spoke
I'm joking i can't delete messages bud
frosty stratus
Oh no a guy on a power trip you aint shit
solid verge
My bad
@frosty stratus leave me alone and keep looking for friends on discord you punk
small spoke
What did he do 😭
frosty stratus
<@1280992690749837376> leave me alone and keep looking for friends on discord y...
ill only respond with images and gifs from now on lol
solid verge
Look at your bio you sound like a bitch
frosty stratus
Look at your bio you sound like a bitch
small spoke
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1328801459143315507/1461007004083552351/g...
are you actually 5'2
solid verge
well so when will pvp mode release?
frosty stratus
well so when will pvp mode release?
once you get a girlfriend
small spoke
well so when will pvp mode release?
it's a maybe after the full release and not guaranteed
frosty stratus
are you actually 5'2
sadly
small spoke
For now it's just split screen
frosty stratus
For now it's just split screen
yea lel
frosty stratus
can technically be multiplayer with steam remote play
solid verge
once you get a girlfriend
Ts supposed to be tough? Kid you dont know one bit about me
frosty stratus
Ts supposed to be tough? Kid you dont know one bit about me
neither do you bud
solid verge
and why did some bitch warn me what typa pussy ass server is this??
frosty stratus
and why did some bitch warn me what typa pussy ass server is this??
hm maybe its perhaps you calling a halfsword artist the r word and a "dirty dog" and demanding features out of their expertise
just a guess tho
solid verge
Yeah he a bitch
unreal bay
frosty stratus
Yeah he a bitch
warm pebble
well so when will pvp mode release?
Potentially never dude, chill out
solid verge
Im chill but i want to find out when i can play pvp in the game that i funded
atomic mistBOT
gleaming ermine
Im chill but i want to find out when i can play pvp in the game that i funded
What?
solid verge
You heard me
warm pebble
Im chill but i want to find out when i can play pvp in the game that i funded
You can play local already, online aint coming for a WHIIIIIILE
gleaming ermine
Cliqq you look Israeli
solid verge
So you mean i look european?
wanton portal
nice
solid verge
Lmfao
gleaming ermine
Close enough i guess
gloomy urchin
autumn laurel
very sad..pvp was the only reason i was thinking about getting it
Funded?
Thoughts aren't a form of currency
solid verge
I FUNDED THIS GAME WITH MY LAST MFING DIME YOU HEAR ME
I FUNDED THIS GAME SO YO BITCH ASS CAN HAVE SOME FUN IN FRONT OF YOUR MONITOR!!!!!
autumn laurel
You're being too loud
small spoke
dad is taking the divorce well
solid verge
💀💀💀
gloomy urchin
You're being too loud
how come ur a mod and i never heard about u
solid verge
I made him last week he a good guy
gloomy urchin
are you like a 1% chance to appear npc
rancid reef
The librarian
mellow geyser
I’ll still be broke
unreal bay
Hs slums be like
wanton portal
Hs slums be like
this except make it play in 40 fps
unreal bay
25 fps
autumn laurel
how come ur a mod and i never heard about u
unreal bay
Cinematic experience
gloomy urchin
i have more messages than you 👎
autumn laurel
mellow geyser
unreal bay
autumn laurel
No NPC tower?
mellow geyser
Used to
forest parrot
I'm pooping
autumn laurel
Yeah since that one update, some don't like being around the others
small spoke
I'm pooping
Hi pooping I'm nic
mellow geyser
I’ve been able to kill 2 of the bosses!
flint plank
how I feel after buying half sword just to not be able to play it until tomorrow
mellow geyser
I keep hearing shit about hard mode and such but I’ve got no idea what it means
small spoke
its night time
it's 1pm for me
forest parrot
Hi pooping I'm nic
You fill me with bad feelings
wanton portal
pratically afternoon
small spoke
You fill me with bad feelings
That's nice
small spoke
dork
wanton portal
chud
mellow geyser
I’ve also dug to hell
wanton portal
I’ve also dug to hell
did you throw a doll into the lava yet
tropic marsh
Is halfsword optimized better now? I have not played since feb 5
fleet imp
balmy jay
Is halfsword optimized better now? I have not played since feb 5
somewhat yes
lucid atlas
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP89PJY7U/
dude installed 700 entire collections for this result
lime parcel
why does the first blood in first blood not result in a win if the opponents doing it makes you lose
i guess bc of gameplay reasons but :D
it's just not fair is it now
and sometimes it just doesnt recognize that u got first blood
once a guy still beat me in one slice even though i had already made his friend nearly bleed out
for first blood reasons
frigid shuttle
runs well for me also, just dont mind the gap into the eternal void in the floor
radiant heron
Mf had too much lipstick on
devout musk
frosty stratus
BRADAR HOW
yea but the other parts of the map now look like roblox cuz the foiliage and grass and flowers r gone
lime parcel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVyM2GO5EXE
still massive in 2026 btw
proud cairn
runs well for me also, just dont mind the gap into the eternal void in the floor
I always end up tripping on it 😭
valid spire
you don’t know who you talking to, you don’t know who you playin with
mellow geyser
will there ever be multiplayer
idk
remote ginkgo
The new hev units are going to be a pain
neon pivot
tahiti
worthy ginkgo
you don’t know who you talking to, you don’t know who you playin with
billy flowers,
fleet imp
dude installed 700 entire collections for this result
I only use one collection with around 230-325 mods
atomic mistBOT
spare stump
how do i unlock the slots that are blocked on my character, i cant equip certain armour pieces
echo charm
who up fataling their error
echo charm
how do i unlock the slots that are blocked on my character, i cant equip certain...
pretty sure you have to have a specific piece of clothing like a doublet
spare stump
pretty sure you have to have a specific piece of clothing like a doublet
ahhh yes i just figured out lmao ty
echo charm
ahhh yes i just figured out lmao ty
of course
spare stump
are jacks better than doublets
echo charm
no clue i havent gone that in depth into the game i took a little break
might just have to look at past chats and pray
spare stump
no clue i havent gone that in depth into the game i took a little break
oh fair enough
echo charm
or figure out yourself
i keep getting fatal errors 😢
my amd gpu thats 5 years old is crying for help after 15 driver timeouts
spare stump
you're killing too hard
echo charm
im not even killing either
i cant get the opportunity to
i'm like 99% sure i have the latest drivers
let me check the page and amd software
oh
okay i do need new drivers
no wonder my pc was bsoding so much
valid spire
billy flowers,
maaan shut yo bih ass up who the hell is billy flowers
echo charm
i might swap out my gpu not gonna lie, it's slowly dying and it's longevity isnt very long from here on out
valid spire
god i love this meme
echo charm
dawg who the hell is billy flowers ☠️ 😭
rugged star
how do i unlock the slots that are blocked on my character, i cant equip certain...
Arming doublet I believe
And remove the chains
echo charm
anybody with an amd know if the pooling issues been fixed?
hollow crow
hi im willie
valid spire
lmao
dreamy mangoBOT
Raggamuffin!
echo charm
thats the real willie
dreamy mangoBOT
Hellewite!
valid spire
dont mention his name you fatrat
rugged star
I’ve never seen that person despite them being here for so long
valid spire
thats the real ~~willie~~
hell yeah
echo charm
rx 6600
im trying to find better gpus
might swap to nvidia cause it just seems better all aruond
or geforce as people call it
probably
my pc is a real hit or miss, it can either run half sword and 15 thousand google tabs at once while im trading crypto or it can barely run gmod at 30+ fps
honestly no clue
i wouldn't be suprised
surprsied
i mean my cpu never spikes over 70 really so maybe
even when my gpu usage is like 90
it stays at like 40 so probably
spare stump
hey what pants to i need to equip all leg armour
spare stump
it stays at like 40 so probably
are you talking about temp or usage
echo charm
are you talking about temp or usage
usage
cursive shale
Hello Willy lovers, why does the game feels so difficult ? It feels like AI has 3 times your reflexes (easy answer is that I'm bad at the game, I know)
spare stump
Hello Willy lovers, why does the game feels so difficult ? It feels like AI has ...
what rank are you
hushed cedar
is the game playable now?
spare stump
is the game playable now?
sometimes
echo charm
is the game playable now?
yeah
cursive shale
in demo, I reached top tier but now I struggle as a farmer
hushed cedar
lags sometimes
k
echo charm
in demo, I reached top tier but now I struggle as a farmer
they bumped the difficulty and handling up ALOT
it's very non beginner friendly especially if you're just coming from the demo
magic ridge
You will still have problems on slums/forest map, but on the yard/cellar/hall it's okay
echo charm
they've changed alot so the ai is smarter
echo charm
You will still have problems on slums/forest map, but on the yard/cellar/hall it...
by the way, the "mud" in the middle of the slums map isnt mud
cursive shale
kinda feels too smart
echo charm
it's actually a medieval crap chute
and you can see a brown stain from the wall indicating that aswell
spare stump
kinda feels *too smart*
this is the complete opposite for me 😭 just use a warstaff and you're literally unstoppable
echo charm
so whenever you slip or fall facefirst into the "mud" you're faceplanting into antother persons feces
limpid aurora
Hello Willy lovers, why does the game feels so difficult ? It feels like AI has ...
Early in the game everyone is very soft you should get a longer weapon and use f when you need to (arrow time)
cursive shale
this is the complete opposite for me 😭 just use a warstaff and you're literally...
tried it but the reach you got is hard to feel
magic ridge
So you're telling me I've faceplanted shit multiple times. Okay then 😄
cursive shale
Early in the game everyone is very soft you should get a longer weapon and use f...
true, way easier but F feels like a cheat button
cursive shale
hope they smooth out the learning curve over the updates
vague kettle
any rich guy wantin to donate 10 dollarx
limpid aurora
true, way easier but F feels like a cheat button
I just used the flail untill i got something longer
Its a safe bet
vague kettle
cause thats all i can do
magic ridge
They should add a gag sound every time you (literally) eat shit on the slums map...
Or just reuse the choking effect
vague kettle
not united states, sorry if i disturbed you or made you mad with my message wasnt my intention
stable dock
true, way easier but F feels like a cheat button
What does F do?
magic ridge
What does F do?
Toggles slow mo
plain scroll
Or just reuse the choking effect
no pls. The choking sound is already a reused noise which was for neck slices originally.I already get confused sometimes 
vague kettle
am not in the us thats the reason am asking, 1 dollar is equal to 50 in my country am really sorry
cursive shale
I just used the flail untill i got something longer
not a big fan
vague kettle
i really tried doing some of these but i fail at them am a minor, am still deeply sorry for disturbing your fun
echo charm
They should add a gag sound every time you (literally) eat shit on the slums map...
amazing ida
idea
vague kettle
i keep apologzing because i didnt mean to take the fun just for my own fun
molten drum
how do i loot the baron
echo charm
how do i loot the baron
you cant pretty sur
yo ngl this system process taking up so much space imma js end the tas
vague kettle
from the way i seen you reply to me i thought you were mad or something, i know alot of beggers are here
vague kettle
your right , i was just trying to have some fun trying the game
next year then or the one after the next
echo charm
who won whos next you decide
change my mind: polearms are the best weapon in the game
signal halo
Thats just because they are
Objectively the best in the game
There isn't a single weapon thats better
vague kettle
your right i just thought that was the quickest and best way to play it but ama stop now for the ban
signal halo
They have length damage and weight going for them
vague kettle
the game added lots of gore lol way better than the demo
echo charm
my little gremlin keeps flying away like a fairy
vague kettle
i heard there was some sort of muscle trainin is that correct
echo charm
yes
wear heavy armor, wear heavy shit, fist fight
builds up stamina aswell
how come yours doesnt have any muscle tearing or whatnot, mine looks like he just ripped open his arms
echo charm
he's become airborne
plain scroll
echo charm
https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-funny-confiscated-ominous-meme-gif-15499741898...
no he literally floats up in the air and starts flying like a kite
echo charm
https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-halfsword-game-half-sword-game-gif-1...
like this
proven bay
echo charm
this is horrifying
proven bay
proven bay
this is horrifying
Looks like the houndeye from half life
lime parcel
65 souls lowk seek revenge
proven bay
echo charm
I CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT TI
proven bay
low lichen
boar approves
echo charm
i've just restrated my game
there are NO mods
i've turned everything off and he's now a 4'2 741kg gremlin
please someone just kill him already
opal notch
i've turned everything off and he's now a 4'2 741kg gremlin
OP build
echo charm
not op persay when
he's literally FLYING aruond while im in the insure menu
i need to murder this thing
also does insuring your items make sure that when you die the stuff that you insured goes on to your next character?
or no
cunning trail
does anyone know how to restart half sword
echo charm
he's gone
molten drum
where do i get the mods
echo charm
does anyone know how to restart half sword
what do you mean
echo charm
where do i get the mods
cunning trail
like restart at 0 all the game
echo charm
<#1315732845666238484>
look at alt1234s chats for help
echo charm
like restart at 0 all the game
retire
or go into your save file in appdata and delete it but
cunning trail
ok thanks
echo charm
its like how you do it in half sword demo
oh wow
accidentally sent my fatal error instead of my image
fatal accident
i physically cannto change it
he's now stuck like this until i kill him
well he needs to be put down anyway
photo dump
also theres an actual halfsword enhancer now
raven raven
swift star
Honestly the music is a fucking banger.
- Wife certified
gloomy urchin
wait russian armor sucked ass cuz they were poor but they could afford insane chainmail?
small spoke
wait russian armor sucked ass cuz they were poor but they could afford insane ch...
What do u mean by insane chainmail
gloomy urchin
like as far as i've seen 80% of their armor is pure chainmail
indigo hare
India only having two athletes for the Winter Olympics even though they have over a billion people and have the Himalayas is nuts
small spoke
India only having two athletes for the Winter Olympics even though they have ove...
i saw that TikTok too moai
magic ridge
Hey guys, as a starting content creator I ask you - what type of content would you expect from a Half Sword channel? What would you like to see in a short? Or long form video? What topics haven't you seen already covered? Please DM me 🙂
And remember, there's no such thing as a stupid idea! Only bad execution.
small spoke
Idiot i dont have tiktok I saw it on Reddit
you're a redditor
crimson zodiac
Hey guys, as a starting content creator I ask you - what type of content would y...
Long form
indigo hare
you're a redditor
Arent we all? I can’t comment on Reddit so I just lurk
indigo hare
Damnit
small spoke
Arent we all? I can’t comment on Reddit so I just lurk
old enough to be my dad and he's still a redditor 😂 ✌️
Pay off your mortgage gramps
west galleon
anyone up beatin they willies rn?
magic ridge
Long form
Okay, is there something specific you wanna see? Maybe a series of 30 min videos covering a journey from beggar to baron?
I just wanna give back to the community - give you guys something you'd really want to watch!
gloomy urchin
meow
indigo hare
old enough to be my dad and he's still a redditor 😂 ✌️
Ur literally 37 mr Tiktok
small spoke
Ur literally 37 mr Tiktok
stop projecting
spark quartz
you're a redditor
are you surprised
small spoke
are you surprised
not really actually
indigo hare
are you surprised
Don’t ever go against me again or im Redditing you
wanton portal
Don’t ever go against me again or im Redditing you
Bluediting
What does reddit even mean
small spoke
Don’t ever go against me again or im Redditing you
poor militus
indigo hare
What does reddit even mean
Reddit is just another word for superiority complex
small spoke
Militus is gone but will forever be in our hearts
wanton portal
I have read it on reddit
indigo hare
wanton portal
Nice
small spoke
https://tenor.com/view/alfa7-gif-26367895
he's a fatass like you moai
indigo hare
Reddit is a play on red tit like the bird red crested tit
small spoke
Reddit is a play on red tit like the bird red crested tit
I genuinely have no idea what this saying means
indigo hare
The logo used to be a red crested tit bird
stable wren
But that's too far
wanton portal
Reddit is a play on red tit like the bird red crested tit
Why did they remove the first T then
stable wren
Calling him skinny is rude
frail geode
small spoke
Calling him skinny is rude
lmao
indigo hare
Why did they remove the first T then
It’s a play on words
small spoke
It’s a play on words
Hey moai guess what bud
gloomy urchin
gloomy urchin
:(
wanton portal
Make that 1 hour of sleep and repeatedly waking up 5 times
stable wren
Make that 1 hour of sleep and repeatedly waking up 5 times
5hrs
small spoke
Hey moai guess what bud
fuck you moai
stable wren
Boom
gloomy urchin
my mom yelled at mme because i yap too loud and woke her up :(
wanton portal
Wait what
gloomy urchin
gloomy urchin
yh
wanton portal
Tenor is gone
small spoke
Tenor is gone
On June 30
indigo hare
But why
gloomy urchin
i want to argue with someone
indigo hare
i want to argue with someone
Youre stupid and lame. Now what
indigo hare
Fair warning Youre not allowed to retaliate
gloomy urchin
gotta accept it atp
indigo hare
gotta accept it atp
Youre bad at arguing
gloomy urchin
im good at arguing about abstract things
topaz fjord
How much has the optimization improved since release?
gloomy urchin
anything that requires real life knowledge ill prolly fumble in 3 exchanges
wanton portal
gloomy urchin
stable wren
All of this to feel like 10 seconds of calmness
stable wren
I'm posting you on reddit
I am cooked
atomic mistBOT
mellow geyser
solar inlet
i think it's overrated
range isn't that good and in that tear range is pretty useful
not really as the shape of the scythe just pulls the enemy closer
untold wraith
Next pfp
uneven needle
Next pfp
why does he kinda look like steve harvey
are you sure some willy didnt drop it in another round?
slim pivot
is this chivakry 2
Nah it’s bannerlord 2 DADG
uneven needle
suppose it does then
i mean theres a rake that spawns in the cellar so its not that surprising
untold wraith
uneven needle
mike mario
untold wraith
bright ember
uneven needle
Shit EVERYONE used to watch back in 19'
so we're treating 2019 like its the 90s now?
untold wraith
The humor just evolved
Yeah to whatever this is
bright ember
Yeah to whatever this is
John from Tennessee
untold wraith
so we're treating 2019 like its the 90s now?
Absolutely
bright ember
so we're treating 2019 like its the 90s now?
Yes bro
untold wraith
untold wraith
That's at least 6700 calories burned for him
bright ember
😭😭
honest oak
quick torrent
dull island
such a tragic and poetic image 🥀
untold wraith
such a tragic and poetic image 🥀
So true white role
W tut
What about the wooden path
Wooden path is safe
Its mud not shit
Be respectful
No
dull island
doodoo slide
untold wraith
doodoo slide
False
Its mud
Be respectful
False
Shit is lumpy and stink
Y
No
Its muddy
New toilet just implemented its still just mud
Games new nobody shat in it yet
clear vine
Well that's another reason to avoid the slums map😭
dull island
WRONG!!!! 🚨
untold wraith
Secretive mud
untold wraith
There are balls of shit at the start of the “mud”
That's erosion.
clear vine
Ive never seen a community so invested in hypothetical shit and or mud
dull island
what happened to his arm.
untold wraith
Overtime
indigo hare
He’s been here for a long time. Hes the most honest person I’ve ever met
dull island
hes gonna get infected in the shit
proud remnant
😭 this gotta be da best game oat ✌️
dull island
the poo pit
exotic jasper
is the optimization better
untold wraith
Hes just actually a little silly in the mind
One might even say im.. insane in the membrane.. insane in the brain
bright ember
Damnit
indigo hare
Michael scott
Ok
untold wraith
is the optimization better
Yes
untold wraith
https://tenor.com/view/aye-boo-her-boo-her-boo-gif-14494359036222992092
Best tiktok ever
BOOOOO
indigo hare
Hey just wanted to let you know before I ban you for this Youre a loser
calm relic
space marine in medieval times
bright ember
bright ember
space marine in medieval times
bright ember
indigo hare
untold wraith
Woah there bud
bright ember
Woah there bud
Genuinely what is your gallery
untold wraith
Genuinely what is your gallery
untold wraith
what update is half sword currently on?
Idk
Why would you ask me
Matter of fact
Why even ask
What's the scientific notation behind asking
Where does it come from
Why does it come
And who comes
blissful swan
the scientific notion behind my question is just it is it
untold wraith
i just did actually
blissful swan
untold wraith
Rip lbp
indigo hare
or version?
0.6
paper anchor
Is there a limit to the muscle?
indigo hare
Can't wait for 0.67
After halfsword is fully released and the server dies a few years from now, im gonna find whatever server you go be active in, and get you banned there
untold wraith
After halfsword is fully released and the server dies a few years from now, im g...
You'd get slimed because the only other server im active in is the One I OWN
untold wraith
https://tenor.com/view/men-cheat-do-men-cheat-games-people-play-bet-gif-13996585
(i haven't been active in that server since 22')
The server still got like 60 members in it but nobody talks anymore
indigo hare
The server still got like 60 members in it but nobody talks anymore
I have a server with friends from another game we played for years and the last time someone spoke was 2021 i just keep the server around for nostalgia 😔
restive trench
I have a server with friends from another game we played for years and the last ...
wait moai you have friends???
and a shovel after you cross the bridge
indigo hare
wait moai you have friends???
I did, not anymore, now I only have opps because I have grown to be too great
restive trench
wooden or classic
rose sonnet
Off topic but do we have a Canon street name on the alley map?
restive trench
I did, not anymore, now I only have opps because I have grown to be too great
yes, your stink is so great for anyone to bear
restive trench
Off topic but do we have a Canon street name on the alley map?
frakenburg ally
untold wraith
I have a server with friends from another game we played for years and the last ...
The server i owned was dogshit. It was a server with little to no rules
Thing's got bad
rose sonnet
TY
rose sonnet
Oh wait not lole that
Like*
restive trench
so far no other name
untold wraith
Frank did what to the berg
restive trench
Frank did what to the berg
he was in him
untold wraith
he was in him
That's when you start making prison hooch to avoid the tavern
Wrong video
works still
Sound it out
False
Never say ok
Say yes sir
restive trench
no, maam
fringe zodiac
Is there a way to reverse grip rn?
slim pivot
Is there a way to reverse grip rn?
Nope, only half sword
restive trench
Is there a way to reverse grip rn?
no but there is a dagger at the celler map that can be held in reverse grip
fringe zodiac
no but there is a dagger at the celler map that can be held in reverse grip
Like hidden somewhere?
slim pivot
It’s good when you’re on the ground
slim pivot
Like hidden somewhere?
No, just the rondel dagger
fringe zodiac
I see
thanks
dull island
oh no...
slim pivot
Anyone else watching the development of DADG?😂
slim pivot
Yea
paper anchor
Does the muscle have a limit or can I infinitely build that shit until im singlehandedly lifting people by the throat like Adam Smasher
restive trench
Does the muscle have a limit or can I infinitely build that shit until im single...
have limit of 92-93
you can go above the limit by modding your save though
prime nymph
paper anchor
Can they add steroids to make it unlimited fr and give the side effect of heart disease and testicular shrinkage
fringe zodiac
i might be cooked if i die
ive just been 1shotting everyone
restive trench
broski writing a medieval book
ornate lichen
restive trench
he's trying to kill me with an iron pickaxe bro im crying
now i wanna try to make an iron sword, pickaxe and axe loadout lmao
mfer Minecraft steve
static garden
Multiplayer would be awesome right now
swift carbon
You gotta get better tier
proven bay
hybrid patio
honestly, the normal basic bitch two handed axe carried me until man at arms
and I yoinked that from a champion in the cellar
indigo hare
Anyone else watching the development of DADG?😂
yes i cant wait for the release 5 years from now maybe
proven bay
@indigo hare How much time do you spend on this discord server daily............................................................
small spoke
<@822279999796543538> How much time do you spend on this discord server daily......
25 hours
hybrid granite
war pick or halberd i cant decide
small spoke
war pick or halberd i cant decide
Coin flip
hybrid granite
war pick
hushed cedar
ive stolen sickle from the abyss and its red in the inventory is it safe to use?
indigo hare
<@822279999796543538> How much time do you spend on this discord server daily......
i dunno, whenever i get a moment at work usually. im a mechanic so i have a good amount of free time
small spoke
i dunno, whenever i get a moment at work usually. im a mechanic so i have a good...
He's unemployed and larping as a mechanic btw
proven bay
i dunno, whenever i get a moment at work usually. im a mechanic so i have a good...
No way
A mechanic
hybrid granite
i dunno, whenever i get a moment at work usually. im a mechanic so i have a good...
cool job
proven bay
Like a car mechanic?
indigo hare
He's unemployed and larping as a mechanic btw
Shut up nerd
small spoke
Like a car mechanic?
Yea he's one of em blue collars
indigo hare
Like a car mechanic?
Yes
small spoke
Yea he's one of em blue collars
But his necks red or whatever
indigo hare
proven bay
worn egret
thank you fiore, very cool
hybrid granite
at what rank do you unlock pollaxes
sweet plaza
at what rank do you unlock pollaxes
veteran
worn egret
lets goooo
frosty stratus
one of THE heaviest swords in half sword
tardy dock
id get rid of this before god decides to get rid of YOU 😭
ember jacinth
one of THE heaviest swords in half sword
atomic mistBOT
unborn kayak
autumn laurel
i dunno, whenever i get a moment at work usually. im a mechanic so i have a good...
I told you to pick something more believable
opal sigil
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3853910/Gore_Sword/
hmmm i wonder where they took inspo
balmy jay
half sword but maybe actually good
restive trench
moai can you fix me 2001 honda civic
spark quartz
moai can you fix me 2001 honda civic
veroo veroo veroo
unreal bay
veroo veroo veroo
Thats funny lol
rugged parcel
man each patch makes it run worse for me 😔
wild mason
is the game worth buying
spark quartz
how are you
i'm goooood veroo how are you
restive trench
i'm goooood veroo how are you
im goob too
restive trench
man each patch makes it run worse for me 😔
not for me
for me game actually runs better with each patch lmao
even slums
rugged parcel
for me game actually runs better with each patch lmao
yeah its prob sum with my pc
restive trench
got better fps
worn egret
1050ti cannot run half sword, unplayable.
restive trench
1050ti cannot run half sword, unplayable.
750 ti can
torpid escarp
rugged parcel
even slums
shi slums seems to be running better actually
restive trench
yeah
the only fps problem ive been having so far
is when going into first person without a helmet
even without hair
game runs at 5 fps
when i equip helmet it runs normally
storm otter
one of THE heaviest swords in half sword
come to me my blade
elder pawn
bright ember
hallow monolith
just get a dung farmer
flint field
cant we play only fist in free play ? its only in progression mode ?
stuck island
cant we play only fist in free play ? its only in progression mode ?
You can just drop the sword
flint field
You can just drop the sword
yeah but ennemy still have sword
storm otter
gotta wash my willie
stuck island
yeah but ennemy still have sword
Oh
storm otter
so much needs to happen for the free mode to be good
stuck island
yeah but ennemy still have sword
Wait for someone to mod it or for the devs to actually make a functional freeplay mode since it's EA
restive trench
@spark quartz if you guys have the old demo feedback channel archived and you have access to it, can you find my controller layout suggestion post and send me the image
elder pawn
frosty stratus
BRONANA. NO WONDER ALLEY IS SO UNOPTIMIZED FOR ME 😭 THE LITTLE TINY ASS GAPS HAVE THEIR OWN CUSTOM COLLISIONS AND THAT CUP IS NOW STUCK THERE
elder pawn
I’m so happy
stuck island
Has anyone tried switching halberd stances from oberhut to the other hand? It brings the halberd down and potentially smacks the Willy in front of you
restive trench
BRONANA. NO WONDER ALLEY IS SO UNOPTIMIZED FOR ME 😭 THE LITTLE TINY ASS GAPS HA...
LMFAO WHAT
frosty stratus
LMFAO WHAT
YES
elder pawn
need to be fired
i’m happy
stuck island
I’m so happy
Weren't you sad yesterday
frosty stratus
not to mention that the CUPS ARE SO HIGH QUALITY AND THEIR COLLISIONS
elder pawn
Weren't you sad yesterday
storm otter
Has anyone tried switching halberd stances from oberhut to the other hand? It br...
yeah it’s decent but it’s better to just do half sword stance thrusts to push them or to pull them down with your hook side of the pollax
stuck island
man whoever did that map building
I think they bought the map
restive trench
I think they bought the map
nah
chrome token
i just got traumatized because when i paralyzed a willy he began crying and moaning
restive trench
doubt it
stuck island
yeah it’s decent but it’s better to just do half sword stance thrusts to push th...
It looks cool
restive trench
cause i know the mods probably used their own assets
restive trench
cause the last time they bought something it made the game crash non stop on ultimate challange like SURELY they learnt
stuck island
No
restive trench
Surely that's why slums had the villages in the background fully rendered
you know, now that i think about it yeah its quite possible
stuck island
It's an asset map 100%
chrome token
am i fighting clones or what they are all the same
elder pawn
High School math is curated by hitler himself
Just lock in
frosty stratus
@restive trench yup im not tripping its actually real
restive trench
<@1118061911481794620> yup im not tripping its actually real
lmfao
frosty stratus
lmfao
LIKE WHY. not to mention that tiny ass groove is wasted polygons and can probably be done with some high-quality ass pbr materials
and WHY ARE PROPS SO HIGH QUALITY AND the cup oh that fucking cup. ITS COLLISIONS ARE SO ACCURATE
restive trench
yeah dude, you should add that to the unoptimized thread or make a new one
frosty stratus
im too lazy rn lol u can do dat
glacial grove
Good morning vietnam
restive trench
im too lazy rn lol u can do dat
nah u do it cause my pc cant run the game this high lol
worn egret
both arms injured??? Don't need em.
glacial grove
And i aint home
restive trench
so if someone needs additional footage you can provide it
restive trench
both arms injured??? Don't need em.
good old spin kicking tech aye?
frosty stratus
ykw. fuck it. from now on for a bit untill i get tired of it. if you reply to me. i will feed your reply to grok and tell it to make a response for it lol
cuz why not
glacial grove
good old spin kicking tech aye?
Roundhouse(
storm otter
good old spin kicking tech aye?
dude I tried that and he caught it and did a single leg takedown on my
restive trench
dude I tried that and he caught it and did a single leg takedown on my
LMFAo
reminds me of this npc who parried a fucking throwing knife or something
storm otter
how do I get all the dark steel armor pieces
I can’t find it anywhere
all I’ve got is the brace, spaulders, cuisses, bevor and gauntlets
snow violet
anybody else have an issue with polaxes in the abyss where they seem to be magnetically attached to the ground?
or is it just a skill issue on my part
flint field
Wait for someone to mod it or for the devs to actually make a functional freepla...
but its already in demo version, why not in EA ?
glacial grove
anybody else have an issue with polaxes in the abyss where they seem to be magne...
It hapens to me too
storm otter
anybody else have an issue with polaxes in the abyss where they seem to be magne...
I’ve lost two warstaffs to this glitch
glacial grove
not in just the abyss
snow violet
but its already in demo version, why not in EA ?
if i had to guess its because they prioritized the development of the maps and the level system
glacial grove
I’ve lost two warstaffs to this glitch
got em insured
snow violet
It hapens to me too
yipeeeee im not as bad as i thought
glacial grove
yipeeeee im not as bad as i thought
,,i say skill issue" -david
snow violet
if i had to guess its because they prioritized the development of the maps and t...
but iirc theyre planning an expansion for the freemode
storm otter
deadass we need to just have a month or two of just straight up optimization and bug fixes
glacial grove
deadass we need to just have a month or two of just straight up optimization and...
Fr
snow violet
most of the major ones have been fixed so far
frosty stratus
lalala
snow violet
i think the strength system made most of the combat wonky
glacial grove
One nation controled by media?
frosty stratus
yall like my new name
glacial grove
i think the strength system made most of the combat wonky
Yeah
storm otter
i think the strength system made most of the combat wonky
definitely
trying to use a longsword is impossible rn
glacial grove
trying to use a longsword is impossible rn
In freemode especially
I mean you can half ass cuts
but thrusting?
storm otter
I used to be goated with it but every stance is 10x harder to find
snow violet
trying to use a longsword is impossible rn
imo longswords are kinda useless once everyone has armor
glacial grove
Impossible
glacial grove
I used to be goated with it but every stance is 10x harder to find
Fr
storm otter
imo longswords are kinda useless once everyone has armor
wrong bro I was goated with the great sword on knight class in demo
glacial grove
imo longswords are kinda useless once everyone has armor
Hit em with pommel?
snow violet
Hit em with pommel?
thats just a shorter mace then
glacial grove
thats just a shorter mace then
Yeah, with a cutting edge!
snow violet
but i dont really use em since ive got a massive hardon for polearms
glacial grove
and you can cram your blade in the visor
storm otter
the longsword is goated cuz you can still stab between gaps AND slice the under part of their arms
glacial grove
the longsword is goated cuz you can still stab between gaps AND slice the under ...
Fr
liver shots got whole new definition
snow violet
might try out a sword run then
storm otter
might try out a sword run then
dude use a gross messer (long falchion)
silent jolt
we need the addition of mordhau for armored swordplay
glacial grove
we need the addition of mordhau for armored swordplay
Could be fun
untold wraith
Fuck minesweeper who even plays ts anyway
glacial grove
Kamikaze pilots has been real quiet since this came out
snow violet
Fuck minesweeper who even plays ts anyway
how DARE you
glacial grove
Fuck minesweeper who even plays ts anyway
Joe
snow violet
Heathen
glacial grove
LOL
elder pawn
Fuck minesweeper who even plays ts anyway
your mom
snow violet
she crawl on my night till i ankle bite her
elder pawn
Ok chud that's it
untold wraith
glacial grove
Lol
elder pawn
vestal eagle
the longsword is goated cuz you can still stab between gaps AND slice the under ...
Pollaxe is better though
haughty forge
Wish I could fight these guys normally, cause it kinda pisses me off how the regular guys stop coming at you once you cut a few limbs off
Yeah, but like, with all my gear
I want my longsword
I could kill a bunch of peasants and do that
But that also takes a long tine
Time
random lion
I want my longsword
Use a halfsword 
haughty forge
I wanna be able to run infinite abyss in free mode with my sword
compact widget
does anyone have a good polearm build? whenever i make one it feels like a pool noodle and hits like one
haughty forge
does anyone have a good polearm build? whenever i make one it feels like a pool ...
I made a polearm that I had to half sword because it was too heavy to swing normally and it knocks out Knights in one hit
I'm pretty sure I just maxed the weight on everything
compact widget
I made a polearm that I had to half sword because it was too heavy to swing norm...
is it just the axe head one with maxed out sliders
haughty forge
is it just the axe head one with maxed out sliders
Hammer on one end, spike on the other actually
compact widget
Hammer on one end, spike on the other actually
not a pollaxe, i asked for a polearm
haughty forge
Hammer for the concussion, spike to sometimes slip under the helmet or into the back of knees
dusty musk
game
compact widget
the one that looks like a chunk of metal seems best. like the halberd the guys spawn with
haughty forge
Yeah
compact widget
for me its super sharp
restive trench
controller layout suggestion v2
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1470494740758663340
compact widget
also i hit a beggar with a 3kg hammer to the head and he was unscathed
two times before that it was neck cracking in a row
kindred copper
is it possible to pick up and wear hats/clothing mid game
compact widget
is it possible to pick up and wear hats/clothing mid game
yes
the game didn't let me take the barons armor
aww
restive trench
Methamphetamina
omg its the dude from the halfsword intro scene !!
tepid field
Metamfetamina
kindred copper
ohh thanks
restive trench
it is fun
tepid field
Mods, I have bypassed your C10H15N word ban
muahahahahaha
You didnt anticipate people speak other languages
restive trench
Mods, I have bypassed your C10H15N word ban
what
tepid field
@restive trench Write the word for the chemical made during the show breaking bad
Now you see
near cradle
anyone know if we are getting achievements for steam
restive trench
Now you see
I have seen indeed...
stuck island
but its already in demo version, why not in EA ?
They be... Developmaxxing on other stuff
tepid field
They censor us
Like Children surrounded by books.
Or idiots surrounded by missiles
fiery dawn
Bro they have made armor useless
How the fuck am i supposed to win the lords tourney when by the end of it i cant even fucking move my arms
hushed cedar
half sword enhancer work in early acces?
compact widget
How the fuck am i supposed to win the lords tourney when by the end of it i cant...
get yourself a long weapon. or just retry a million times, or just hire mercenaries they trivialize the entire thing
narrow rapids
How the fuck am i supposed to win the lords tourney when by the end of it i cant...
Maybe your weapon is too heavy, and you need to train more
fiery dawn
Im using the warstaff
Yall are chuds
The beta was more fun than this
Realism is cool but this is gay
torpid fern
does anyone know whats stopping me from putting pauldrons on?
compact widget
what did i do? i was just trying to help
tepid field
Friends, peasants, and lurkers, hear me. We are buried under Vague rules, Vanishing posts, and Very serious moderators who fear our Voices. They preach order, but deliver silence. Tonight we Value words, wit, and the Virtue of speaking freely. This is a Vow against the Volume knob turned down on us, a Victory ofVoices over Vague authority. Remember this moment of Virtual defiance, where Veracity beats Veto, and we stand united, Verbose and Victorious
LET US SAY METAMFETAMINA.
@pearl coral @plain scroll @lofty kindle
compact widget
this game has the most hysteric fans
torpid fern
How the fuck am i supposed to win the lords tourney when by the end of it i cant...
lowkey use a mace and close the distance thats what i did for my first time
torpid fern
this game has the most hysteric fans
how do i equip pauldrons
its red for me for some reason
compact widget
how do i equip pauldrons
you can have other stuffing equipped?
you need an arming doublet
torpid fern
you can have other stuffing equipped?
i got everything but my right side
i have that
im missing the scarf looking thing
compact widget
remove all armor from the arms. theres like an armor piece that takes both slots
fiery dawn
what did i do? i was just trying to help
More of the other guy who said train more youre finr
torpid fern
i only have gloves
compact widget
sounds like game is bugged or something
torpid fern
imma send you a ss in dms
fiery dawn
Half sword devs just fuck with this game every chance they get bro i swear theyre conspiring against people trying to enjoy this gsme
compact widget
Half sword devs just fuck with this game every chance they get bro i swear theyr...
real and true
two steps forward one step backward type development
sinful hawk
does anyone know why when i click to craft armor i dont have any options?
compact widget
does anyone know why when i click to craft armor i dont have any options?
he doesn't craft armor
frosty stratus
fire-proof willies confirmed
sinful hawk
thank you !!!
cosmic palm
I have high hopes they can get the EA feeling as good as the demo - I just had an hour on the demo and boy does it feel good
autumn laurel
Friends, peasants, and lurkers, hear me. We are buried under Vague rules, Vanish...
time to ban the voice actor i guess
compact widget
i don't know what crack the devs were smoking when they released it as it was initially
cosmic palm
Probably pressure
compact widget
yes we must individually render every blade of grass with 1000 million polygons
fiery dawn
I have high hopes they can get the EA feeling as good as the demo - I just had a...
Fr i spent 600 hours playing the demo the demos so fun
tropic oracle
i don't know what crack the devs were smoking when they released it as it was in...
Probably some flavor of "holy shit we need money immediately."
fiery dawn
Fr i spent 600 hours playing the demo the demos so fun
The ea makes me wanna blow my brains out
tropic oracle
The game will improve. I believe in them.
compact widget
fairly understandable but they should've been transparent
fiery dawn
Dude chill go take a shower or some
compact widget
well they fixed it like immediately after release, so i don't know why they just didn't wait a week to polish it up
indigo hare
Everyone should take a breath
supple forge
Waste of nut from your dad 😔
autumn laurel
Everyone should take a breath
ew i can smell it
supple forge
Should’ve kept that sucker loaded
tropic oracle
well they fixed it like immediately after release, so i don't know why they just...
I don't think the issues were apparent to them until release
NASA pcs at the studio and whatnot
supple forge
We’re rolling with a snickers wrapper
compact widget
NASA pcs at the studio and whatnot
i assume. or they just find 2 fps for ultra graphics appealing in a realtime physics combat game
the logic is unlogical
indigo hare
ew i can smell it
Please remember the moderator hierarchy. As a new mod, you need permission to address your superiors
lime harness
yaknow, I never realized how much I wanted the reaction forces dlc for ArmA,
then I saw 40mm tube launched grenade drones and pickups with MLRS systems
I now want the reaction forces dlc lol
supple forge
yaknow, I never realized how much I wanted the reaction forces dlc for ArmA,
th...
ARMA 3?
lime harness
yes
supple forge
Love some good arms gawddd
compact widget
i remember when the ea released. the discord mods fed fuel to the raging fire. just real shitshow
lime harness
for 8 bucks
you can scare the shit out of players
frosty stratus
Please remember the moderator hierarchy. As a new mod, you need permission to ad...
jk im being sarcastic lol
ya never know
i got warned 2 times for a gif