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bro
can't even read the incorrect AI summary correctly we're cooked chat
(i know u were joking)
For a moment I thought u didnt lmao
i got that shit on tho 🥶

i don't like the way that guy is looking at me
also why can't we get little baby beaks like that?!
I deleted my save all my shi still here
i assume it'll get added to the casted mace options
2/1 rounds type shi
Over 60 let’s gooo!
full sword
add kissing to half sword
dude i know right
i wanna be able to kiss whoever i knock out
choking is alr in the game like let me kiss
How does that even look remotely close to minecraft 🙏
uhh item bar
let's keep it consensual man
why
how long is a zombies tongue
because grape is bad
should i download the game now
and so is SA
because of the
15cm
lets process grape into wine
wine is good

@dreamy mango
Hey I think I know that fella in ur pfp
🩺 🏠
might be me
lots of love to the devs of this game ty got making such a goated game 
why is your sword so wide and long
genetics
Bros handle is a mace
that's a big willie man
holy shit it takes forever to choke someone out
this dude has been gurgling for like 3 minutes already
u can choke people now?
yeah
i hear that all the time
wow thats cool

when will they add freemode 
I don't think that Half sword really need that realistic scenarios
6 minutes choking now
The game is very buggy, the graphics are very laggy and on forest map the trees are floating and some places i walk throu the ground
but the game is still good
lizzo music
DAM 😭❗
mf got a dragonslayer 😭
any tips on how to actually hit hard? i strike and it just drags the hammer or sword like a limp noodle over them, so i have to rely on bugs to kill them and lodge swords onto weird angles and spin super fast -.-
kinda ruining immersion of this pos game
Sorry you are not a chud…
okay chuddy
bum 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
You need “level 2” or “server booster” to post gifs or images
this mf boosted
idrc, im never in here, its the first time ive chatted here, wont happen again
I don’t mind, I was just letting you know (since it didn’t display) 😛
not this fucking ancient gif again
bro needs to learn to walk this shit off
Saturn burger
BRO AHAT ARE YOU DOING TO YOUR WILLIES
HOW ARE THEY SO FUCKING JACKED
Filip are you from Kosovo
this game is sooooo shit bro
🇽🇰
it literally says "You win" or some shit and I walk out the circle BUT THEN I FUCKING LOSE AND GET KICKED
yes im from serbia
Changes in the ini files
does the game not work if i make him too big
Kosovo belongs to serbia or whatever they say
changing height to 5 and weight to 5 seems to be the max that is playable
No clue haven't tried it yet but others did like him
They come from a warrior clan that looks all dangers in the eyes
truth nuke
WARSTAFF CHAMPIONS ARE FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!!
you know what else is bullshit? Sidewalks
i dont speak to chuds like you
nah bro whats bullshit is the lack of sidewalks where its necessary
America moment
no?? 😭
Me when the sidewalk just ends and turns into dirt
how to i fix my half sword always crashing
i havent even gotten banned yet 😭
What are your settings?
Hey guess what we're not starting that discussion 
most left field "hey are you that one guy..." moment
real
Too bad gang we not discussing it 😭✌️
tough crowd
type shit
nvm found the problem
Let’s gooo! Nice.
How am i supposed to find time to play half sword when this is my power shutdown schedule😭
What is this?
I ain't got time to sleep
Anyway to change splitscreen controller controls?
Must say your not dedicated to the game we will understand
is this voices of the void
yes
is it good now
I gotta make static electricity to power my pc just to play halfsword aight
That one temu bike electricity charger ad
scythe is the best weapon in the game
This is a horrible opinion
it is the best 1 handed weapon
You are absolutely newgen
I dont think the progression thing was fixed
idk about you guys but my shit doesnt save ever
Nice!
how about on the playtest
would that not be the full game
most my time was in the playtest
is there any way to download the playtest now?
nope, when they updated the demo and added all the playtest stuff to it they removed it entirely
Dang that sucks, i had the playtest but deleted it when the demo came out
well what would there even be for you in the playtest
its all in the demo and then some
its just fun to have all the different version of the game
I miss the Heavy axe maniability of the Playtest, it was so fun
also the reaper boss in the playtest
they destroyed the weapon by making it too heavy and hard to control
I played the demo a little bit
personally i think the ea release is by far more realistic and that too^
talking about the Demo not EA
demo is still goated fr
How different is the playtest and the demo
That’s js crazy
the demo was only the abyss and the playtest was only the arena, so they just combined em and added the gauntlet
Hehe swingy game go brr
Playtest had infinite match ups, better weapon balance (it was still bad), compared to Demo, but then i am based played moreso with the Axe & Hands than anything else
Is the game better now?
the commoner axe was so tuff in demo
I like ea but its not perfect obviously
Ive beat the progression mode and so I'm just waiting for them to make free mode a little better.
Arena only
Which is why I said this ^
i was hoping i was just missing something and it wasnt true
What rank are you
i've beaten the baron twice
Look for 'shoes' in the shop. Make sure they're the round toed ones and not the pointy toed ones
Then upgrade them at armor smith
for real, i even went back to fight him again to fully inspect his model and make sure i really had everything
are there any of the game modes teased in the trailer (hole in ground or narrow bridge for example) in game already ? In progression im already lord rank and unlocked 4 pieces of the baron armor
Refresh if you cant find the round-toed shoes.
The Baron's Sword is fun to use but it's HEAVY
It's genuinely just not that good
I'm able to consistently cut people in half with it but it's difficult to use due to it's weight
But when you're a baron you're mostly fighting other armored targets so the sword really doesn't have a use unless you're bonking heads.
Oh you're just fighting peasents? Yeah its alright for that
any sword is not very good vs fully armoed enemies unless you're using is as a blunt objecyt
That's what I mostly use it for since that's what it's good at, I use the Baron's Beak for more armored targets.
the beak is nasty
i love that the beak can go through breastplates
What are you using it to peck people
the beak gets stuck in the breastplate if you slam it hard enough
It's also only 2kg despite it being the largest poleaxe in the game.
That might be a bug with the physics but it's cool enough to be kept.
only thing wrong with it is that it gets stuck in floor sometimes
you just double left click and it pops out
some good range of motion
the beak just ignores helmets if you strike right
i dont think its a bug, its the whole point of the beak
I love that if you hit a helmet hard enough it just goes flying
being able to knock helmets off is one of the best features
Also removing armor
i think a bigger problem with the game is the fact that hitting people with the shaft of the weapon is often more effective than hitting them with the head of it
i think also because the helmet flies off it also prevents them from dying from a hit that could've killed them
I love chopping filthy peasants to death!! (In half sword)
well if you started beating someone with a pole in real life it'd be effective
Source?
personal experience
Damn
it shouldn't be more effective against someone in full armor than the giant pointy metal bit at the end of it lol
I believe you
as long as its moving fast enough
also i think weapons should be able to be snapped
??????
like snapping a wood handle in half from blocking a hit too hard
but it seems that polearms have an issue rn where the shaft does more damage than the tip of the weapon that you're supposed to hit people with.
not really tho because I've only ever been able to 1 shot someone with the tip of my weapon
if i hit them with the shaft it does stuff but i just demolish people with the point
bro it knocks people's helmets off
without even swinging
i can walk into people and they just fall over
because the shaft is hitting them like a battering ram for some reason
well yeah if you started walking over someone while holding a stick to their chest obviously they'll fall over
lol
you're applying force onto them toppling their ass
and they're wearing armor, imagine trying to keep your footing in that
yeah its totally realistic that i can casually walk into a knight that i'm in a duel with and he falls over and dies the moment he touches the haft of my pollaxe
nothing at all wrong with that picture
w/e bro
tbf if your poleaxe has the guard, it's useful as a second weapon head. but the haft of weapons still bonking people is realistic.
obviously, that is not what i'm arguing
I don't seem to do more with my weapon hafts, nor the enemy to me
i've been one-shot by spears from a light bonk a dozen times now
meanwhile they're shrugging off hits from a polehammer
but the moment i try to hit them with the shaft they go down instantly
I'd have to see footage to make a call if it's game bugginess
Tree>stupid rock in the ground
yeah apparently
Well have you ever seen how big a tree is
true
Those things are tough
the custom polearms seem to have wonky physics tho ngl
it feels like the mass of all the other parts gets added onto the haft so it ends up hitting harder than any of the other individual parts regardless of which part makes contact
like the fancy billhook blade, yeah, that definitely seems to be noticably weird with how damage is applied
either way it just feels weird that its much easier to just walk into them than to actually try to fight them sometimes
or where
yea
i haven't actually tried a non-custom pollaxe
i should try one and see if there's a difference
with custom poleaxes, they seem to work fine in my experience
but I guess I am more accurate using the head or guard than other weapons
well yeah i'm not saying they don't work
i'm saying that the handle hits harder than the head a lot of the time
which doesn't mean the head doesn't work
yeah maybe, I just haven't noticed that with poleaxes, perse
the polearms, I have
the bardiche head doesn't seem to cut all that well unless there's some real force behind a swing
yea
what yall know about peak music
https://open.spotify.com/track/5aanhLobXHQ8ODj2LBJ077?si=9e85704840804503
makes it hard to use the weapon more elegantly
less finesse and nuance to fights
the rusty halberd and billhook seem fine tho
yeah there's probably some wonkiness that needs fixed there
nah i made this one custom poleaxe with two spikes at the end, like a pickaxe, idk what i did but i tuned it just right and it was perfection
Polearm, not poleaxe
i don't recall the difference
Like the game's calcification
They have a series of custom heads for the polearm specifically
Have you not fucked around with all the custom weapons? The weapon smith has a polearm category separate from poleaxe.
i have but i didnt make enough weapons to remember perfectly
thats why i need the general difference between them as a knowledge refresh
its honestly a little bit of a weird distinction since pollaxes are a type of polearm
which one attached the axe and hammer heads to it
Should be 93kg but only if you're max height. If you're not max height, then it's lower.
If your progress bar is full, then you're at max strength for your height
If you're still winning, no
to the death
The only way
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I've figured out a new meta with the halberd. You switch stances so it's on the right, have a pavard on your left should swing up and then kinda to the left, it disables your left hand but then the momentum causes the halberd on your right to spin all the way around the back of your head, and once it comes back around, you smash into the other Willie and then grab it with your left hand again
Try it y'all
OG half sworders have known this forbidden technique for ages
is there a video of this
Let’s have a spin 😵💫
@unreal bay Another amazing moment I couldnt go into freecam because of the camera bug thats been a thing since the demo. Please fix 🙏🏽
i am a VFX dev
lol
ask mcwonderbeast
nice willie dude
natty vegan 12 year old
hi goats
hello goat
anyone else who mods their game to become a brute is it just me when it comes to grip because i swear i cannot grab shit with it
half sword enhancer can make grip strength stronger if you pair it with save file edits
ohh they updated that? sweet
Average teenage high-schooler from baki
MORE foliage? seems like a negative "optimization"
the amputatornator
Ever talk to ai and have it tell you something horrifying?
I was just trying to find out whats up with the specks in my vanilla ice cream if there is no vanilla listen as an ingredient.
Found awful corpo rabbit hole.
i may have finally figured out how to make split screen work
people keep saying controller and keyboard control the same player
turns out you just gotta enable steam input and make sure you're using the gamepad template
"i ask chatgpt about my ice cream" translating... "im the reason ddr5 ram prices are 800 dollars each"
will be there a multyplayer incoming?
bro its vanilla seeds
Right but in Breyers Ice cream, they dont have vanilla as an ingrediant.
They had to pay over 8mil in claims for false advertising a couple years ago.
oh well that is strange
Can’t wait for more music to be added 🙂
the ceos should work for that , i think thats the reason less people buy it
Nice grab!
important question; what good is there in blood spilt?
im using brave ai, it doesn't use nearly as many resources.
I dont make ai art or anything either
how bro felt typing this
individual people using chatgpt has nothing on the scale companies use it at
let us parlay then rather than perishing
wow you had that ready in 5 seconds?
This! exactly!
kinda sad ngl
no i did something called looking up brave ai and copying image
It’s odd how you argue against ai… and then use an ai generated photo
we live in a society
congrats you're as much to blame for ram prices as me now brainlet
Use the photo right next to it
its kind of unavoidable at this point unless the average end user goes out of their way to not use google or other browsers that incorporate ai results into every search
it is a bad thing tho
so wtf was your point other than being a snarky prick?
so sparkly deltarune ralsei
Im not throwing insults, why are you
yeah anytime you google just about anything, an ai overview pops up, the amount of resources that goes into a single google search now has to be insane. same thing with youtube, theres an ai generated description that provides about fuck all, but ig thats google as well
this real?
this is unrelated but i hate how they put "ai mode" where "all" was in google search 😭
Yeah, it’s on the steam page
Yea that’s artwork from the game 🙂
yes and they purposefully make turning these features off extremely complicated or require some sort of extension
I didn't even get to the horrifying part about the brave/google ai
hey @google gemini please ban ublock origin so us rotting corpses can consume more generative slop
That’s “The Baron” rank image
guys whats the heaviest weapon weight you can get
Y’all ever see that video of the Tesla car calling a guy the n word
6.62 kg sword
baron's standart gotta be the worst unlock of them all, shits just a standart
i got a 6kg smth poleaxe
will be there more diverse ranks or?
nuh uh im gonna gatekeep
These are all the rank images 🙂

knight (?) looks so tired with this shit
wait do u want an image of the thing itself or its stats
Of the item and the stats
Fatal Error
didint ask for that
Keep crashing every time when I try to join the game
yah quite a lot of fatal error this update
Why in lords name are you gatekeeping a poleaxe 😭
people more worried about ai skyrocketing ram prices than the fact that 40% of global water demand wont be met by traditional sources in 3 years due to ai basically downing gallons of freshwater to cool its servers
bowiee
idk gng im bored
not to mention electricity prices going up for everyone in the area where the datacenters are built
Don’t worry, lots of people get similar errors, hopefully another patch will be out soon 🙏 I’ve only had it happen once so far 🤞
yk what lets see if i can get a screenshot
yeah but annoying ai bros always say "b-but tiktok blahblahblah" so its defacto ignored as a valid argument for whatever reason
Okay, my apologies. Half awake right now (since I have the flu 🤧)
you can only find them in a quiver on forest
nvm i cant get an image but its 6.12kg
I got brave ai to admit it's compromised by corporate narratives ._.
Basically all a company has to do is repeate a narrative enough online, and it will be treated as fact by the training data.
The ai will then default to defending the false narrative
So… it’s less heavy
yeah
my only time i fatal errored was on the menu
btw did u make the sword that was 6kg
The swords stands victorious
did u make that sword
oh is so dishonest
i dont understand why people use brave its just a shittier firefox with more spyware than firefox already has
Gold, max size, mass
tiktok uses 10000000000000000000000000000000x more water per nanosecond you are on the app compared to ai writing 1 letter
Im not home rn so I can’t get a photo, ping me in about 2 hours and I should be able to send it
I've tried firefox on and off over the past 15 years and I've never liked it
im just curious if its heavy to use or not
Yeah, it’s a 6 kg sword
alr
yeah yeah bro adidas track suits and csgo or whatever
i was wondering if my character would get strong enough to use the poleaxe
If 6.12 kg is too heavy, 6.62 ain’t gonna be easier
cause its a hard hitter just shitty handling
yeah but i thought the character would get stronger
holy stereotyping
if yk what i mean
But, I will say this, it kills low ranks and easily knocks out high ranks
i would've kept using internet explorer if it didnt automatically update to microsoft edge, my computers a fossil and i want it to stay that way
alr
i had to delete microsoft edge everytime my pc updated so i just disabled updates
lets goooo
I use this one app that lets me edit saves but there are also websites for it
can u tell me what it is called
This is the sword I think
Sure, 1s
i use https://uesaveeditor.cc/ to edit my save
Edit Unreal Engine save files with our free online tool. Parse, modify, and export .sav files directly in your browser.
nice
ty
is it easy to use?
does anyone know how to properly balance swords
yeah you just drag your save into it and find what you want to change
alr
nice man
I personally use this
awesome
Doesn’t encounter the error but you need to use ur terminal for it
my computer will stay at windows 10 until it eventually becomes susceptible to website-borne viruses or something and just explodes in my room
fine by me
i'll check it out
i was considering switching to linux but i dont feel like dealing with all of the shit linux does
Btw Ty for that also what’s a terminal
My pc internet decided to stop working
so I’m now on a mobile device
fuuuuuck what am i gonna do
Let them go
Do you by chance know what powershell is
Easy
why the fuck do you have 71 mercenaries
I think so but I doubt it
I’ve heard of it but not too sure
i wanted to raid the city nearest me
meta
did they all spawn in?
Okay, have you played any source games then
Holy moly 😮
dude if they all spawned in my computer would actually implode
Nah not got a clue what that is
whats a terminal?
ty ill try it
Sorry If I’m stupid
ok my internet is back
Gmod*
@mellow geyser ok so like how do iedit the weight to a specific number
Nah not played those
I’m assuming the command prompt
alr
Just change the number next to weight
Fuck, that’s so much easier explaination
Yes?
how do i find my halfsword save
uhhhhhhh i assume its the numbers to the right of the colon
like where do i find it
if i set it to Weight_100_blahblahblah it would change my character's weight to 100? sorry i'm not very good at this kind of stuff
0-1 scale is what the game uses by default (I think), so just 3 would be 3x the max of the game if I’m not mistaken
C:\Users\YOUR SYSTEM NAME HERE\AppData\Local\HalfSwordUE5\Saved\SaveGames
thx
ty
Keep that number in there but the number to the right most
fuuuucckkk im like friedrich wilhem von steuben dudeee
The one after the colon
I like ur pfp btw
thanks my boyfriend drew it
hell yeah
Aw, how sweet
they're putting an explosive in your computer you have to give me your ram to disable it
My pfp is ralsei as my boyfriend likes ralsei
nice try
ur sona looks like its doing this face
Is there a way to restart all progress?
hey man i wonder who ralsei is
yeah it is
One of the worlds wonders
I've been lord for awhile and I just created a new character-
CRACKOL
RAGA.UFFIN
i love doing that face
But I still have all my gold and the available things.
it's so silly and conveys much whimsy I think
Does this game not have ambient occulsion?
u think it hurt?
dude yall know that guy who bet 33k of his STUDENT LOANS on the superbowl?
its never lupus
I have 125 on the patriots.
hes seahawks
sex /spoiler and gender
he'll win 49k if he wins
someone bet 50k on patriots
yeah bro
they 1v1ing
hope the seahawks lose because i live in the state of seahawk fans
genders
benjamin net and yahoo's favorite team is the patriots they're gonna win.
theres gonna be straight guns to the head after the superbowl man
theyres always a spike in suicide after the superbowl/major sports event.
🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥
especially in vegas.
Demo better
*cuckhold
Can't hear anything else
Attack on titan gameplay
Literally
please help
Im going to die
ai doesnt use nearly as much water as some other things such as golf courses. ofc there is concern about it sucking up local water supplies though, and local communties suffering because of a couple big data centers their area was never designed to support
its more of the fact it uses drinking water
whats the best weapon for man at arms
and the fact its used more drinking water than bottling companies yearly, in a year
well its distillated water, they have to remove all the minerals in normal tap water, but it eventually all makes its way back to the sewer system
gun
im pretty sure its freshwater mostly
as it is the easiest obtainable source
bro how to i grow muscle
hi ralirailraliraliralirailrlailrialrialiraliraliralira
Game still crashes constantly
i return in another few weeks
you have to use stamina in fights
its easiest in brawls because you dont risk dying
in normal fights with weapons you dont burn as much stamina because you are not swinging as frequently
also wearing armor helps because tis heavy
lowkey adding food to half sword would be nice
I have tried everything possible within the capabilities of a human being on god's green earth
my favorite mmorpg half sword
the baron's food table lol
but thank you for suggestion, sorry 😤
would being a new willy and putting yourself in full armor in training mode be optimal for muscle growth?

yes im pretty sure you can still gain stamina in sparring
We need the ability to buy crossbow bolts and new weapon - bows
as long as it aint free mode, yes
sparring in Half Sword is the best way to test things out because you dont lose anything
Freemasonic Iconography littered throughout the halfsword game files
the nooticer
tbh a lot of the free mason symbology is based on different eras throughout history
like the Templars
Banana
He's there again
@safe sandal thx ngl saved me
Ofc dude enjoy 💪
does anyone know if sparing help with muscle growth
happy sunday everyone and have a safe superbowl!
when the new merc tries to climb the ranks but he falls on his rear in the slums
pretty sure yeah, burning stamina in general helps muscle growth
How be the new update with the foliage do it help much?
How are you
wearing heavy armour and jumping should too
in theory
jumping will help legs apparrently
gamemode where you play as a jester and you have to do silly tricks or you get beaten to death by fully plated knights
You're not gerch?
this was a complete flop
ur mad bc its true
heu
Sup my fellow halfsworders and willie enjoyers?
So a game with constant fps drops and frequent crashes is good?
It’s still in EARLY access it’s not going to be perfect
it’s still being worked on
Not an excuse
???
aint saying it's good, but its an indie game in early access. I do admit, it could've been released in a more polished state, but give it some time, it's mainly one guy working on it.
I mean technically its not even released yet 
not disagreeing tho
performance definitely has alot of room for improvment
@elder pawn how can i increase muscle?
use up stamina
the state the game is in is straight ass but its fun 🥹
swing around heavy weapons
can i increase muscle in training?
jump around in heavy armor
So if i defeat someone and just use up stamina i can get buff?
ty daddy
yw nephew
Hello sword people
The game gets boring after finishing it
how can i do the best weapon in the game?
Ima do a monk gameplay
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Alt+F4
?
Pez woman we meet again
Alt+F4 and if youre willing to get a crossbow and if you want more bolts
Doordash something, tell your doordasher these words “Golden Willie is real”
Then he will transform into golden willie and give you 100 firebolts
can anyone tell me if i was a beggar how it is that a knight if fighting me
I recently died
Reword this
I died, I started a new progression, I choosed to fight against a beggar, and a fucking gigantic knight sliced me in half
Lmao
hi everyone, has anyone else experienced 2 player mode? i tried playing it with a friend with both of us using PS5 controllers but both characters were being controlled at once :( any suggestions? we both connected to his PC via bluetooth, sorry if this is the wrong channel to ask
half-sword on steam deck isn't horrible 😄
I'm og but not knowledgeable
Yes but can you spin it with one arm behind your back?
im pretty sure one has to use controller and one needs a keyboard
Let’s goooo!
my sweet little demon
This is how you know I'm og
candelabra will always be the best weapon in half sword
No doubt in my mind
Holy
oh damn really? that's a shame, was hoping 2 controllers would work so we could play on the couch like old times
Do you need two screens for split screen
the screen splits man
one system for split screen :)
Can you use two computers for it
son im crine he got speedblitzed
i wonder how it worked during the event the devs were at
they were using a split screen build then
the screen will be split no matter what
So can you play it with someone ona different computer
ive just died to the fucking hornets on the forest map i quit
they can connect to your computer and play split screen that way
but no online multiplayer other than that
Wdym connect to my computer
Can the hornets fly
if you break the hive they all swarm you and kill you really quickly
and i just lost my entire fucking character to one abyss zombie because of them
Cool
i would refund it just because of this if i didnt have 20 hours on the game
yea like with parsec (idk if the game has steam remote play support) they can connect/control your pc and play that way
im severely pissed off
win
how do I send pictures? I got one that will amaze all your minds
the alley
son im crine another one
gotta be level 2

can I be level 2 please 🙏
hi
“Level 2” or “server booster”
i think this is a pretty good sword
Nice!
my frames are evaporating
thank you brah ❤️🩹
too heavy in the front
Should make the pommel heavier
i see
Yeah with it heavier in the front like that, it makes it harder to control the swings.
I cant run the game anymore after update
Is your game running? wElL yUo betTeR cAtcH iT
"son im crine"
Why can’t I equip harness and Pauldron for my arms?
The things are locked for some reason
you need to wear an arming doublet
and if you still can't, go to craft armor, select the doublet, and remove the chains
son im crine
sometimes my game lags like crazy but after I close the game and restart my PC frames are much better
really looking forward to the update where they actually fix stabbing
weapons feel dull
The harness takes both the vambrace and shoulder slots, as its basically a two in one.
swords used to be so op
how do i get pass my muscle limit, i feel like theres no progression other than killing the baroon over and over again
what meta in the main game
good lord the barons sword is heavy af
upgrade them muscles
the pick is so good though
im 93kgs
fair enough
anything long that is blunt or massive enough to knock an armored enemy unconsious
basically any polearm
polearms my behated
I HATE THE ZOMBIE'S BITE ATTACK SO FUCKING MUCH RAAAAGH
axes my beloved
get armor
or just pay them off lol
Im playing Abyss raw
Or walk away from the zombie 💀
most important armor for me is gaunlets. Gotta protect the fingies
From the main menu lmao
rip then
you can also use the 2 handed axe but you have to get close to them for the headshots
Yeah means you walking away too late 🧠
True
Yeah no the zombies in progression are managable but the zombies in regular abyss can just wreck your shit
But get gaunlets \
what sucks is that the zombies dont let go no matter how much force you put on them
you just gotta wait on the biting to finish
or i just suck
especially the big ones, i just make them trip over the boxes that spawn in and then beat their head in
Freaky aah zombies. I'll chop them in half and they'll keep walking for a second.
Im so sleepy
when they bite u go into half sword mode and swing liek crazy, that bite can knock u down really easily
I mean, prob
fire
HALF SWORD REFRENCE!!!! 👆
do i need an additional keyboard and mouse or what
I tried a controler and still both controlled one player in splitscreen 🤷
controller works on half sword?
how do i get more stuff from the barron
Yeah
i'd imagine it'd be ass
kill him over and over
eventually you'll get full sets from killing him, after getting his armet
how i cant even fight him again
nice drip
you can, if you keep getting the lord tier up again, it'll open the tourney
ohhhhhhhh thxs
np mate
The damage in abyss too is WACK
red man group
I can get bitten in the head 5 times and survive but one time I get bit in the arm and instantly die
THE FUCK
you keep hitting zombies in the jaw
the zombie that killed you in the arm just has alot of bite force!
I dont get a choice in the matter they close the distance and jump on me
let me rephrase
you keep hitting
menu -> settings -> game -> player damage -> -0-------------
the
people
you keep hitting the people in the jaw
and the zombies have weaker jaws
i dont have an source you jus gotta trust me on ts
hear me out tho
just remove their heads when you kill them in progression
cant bite if they dont have a head
vro they take like 1000 body shots to die
😭
one time i cut off both arms of an zombie then his head
i felt so tuff
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The map ain't broken
Half Sword devs gotta hire me I can make some absolute bangers
Guard ts with your life.
Deaf from sonar type beat
sonar type beat
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do yall know how i can delete my free play character
does anyone like using pitchfork or going against it i dont think anybody actually likes it
cuz i got beef wellington mod and i dont want it anymore fr
Pitchfork is pretty cheeks, although I haven’t tried it in a while.
i wish after you defeated the baron you could access a higher tier of muscle mass
so that you can use that damn sword more efficiently
lets all be fartycucks and sit in the throne drinking soylent
probably the worst ive ever disrespected anyone in halfsword
wait what if i killed the baron does that mean ill have to fight a zombie baron
dream bod
Both of us stabbed each other at the same time (im yellow)
Oh yeah
My game has basically never worked since the first time I played it. Due to: LowLevelFatalError [File:C: Halfsword Engine |Source Runtime Render Core \Private RenderResource.cpp] [Line: 248]
A FRenderResource was deleted without being released first!
Anyone know how to fix
Whats up yall
Does anyone else get touched slightly and just collapse to the floor in game?
Update soon?
Pleas I need this🙏 my halfsword is kinda swordless
i get touched a lot but... i dont fall down
Hopefully we get one sometime tomorrow 🙂
specs?
For my pc?
yes
I got that message, closed the game and opened it and it was fine. I dunno. If anything sell your organs for a new pc
Nvidia RTX 3060 ti, 12th gen intel(r) core(TM) i7-12700, 32gb ram
Updated my drivers twice, reinstalled the game 3 times, and checked file integrity like 6 times
It is what it is I guess
try deleting EVREY half sword file then redownloading
Done that too
oh
check your anti virus. its not letting files be read, exclude the half sword folder
I’m having chicken
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Is this bread and circuses core
I’m full and stupid rn
Hell yeah bread and circuses 👅
Bread and circuses core
How do i get the blue jersey thingy
Super Bowl with cheese bread and tomato sauce
🤤
more like. super stupid.
How DARE you disrespect my circuses 😡
What? Are you gonna insult my breads now?
I made Challah have you ever had it
I dont disrespect bread.
Challah..?😳😳😳
Do tell do tell😳
Is this challah
can we get female willies, i want to roleplay joan of arc
for now its not happening
i would like it too but as it is the game still needs a lot of work in more core areas and adding wilhelmina would be a large workload
also concerns about historicity and potential attraction of weirdos
We need astolfo
We need like a fame system, where the more you kill people the more npcs come to watch you fight
For example in the yard map
On the top there should be npcs cheering you on
the lag would be insane
You can't get good performance with 300 willies on screen at once? You just need a better pc
Is optimisation a crime 💔 in like mobile games for racing they have npcs like that
according to this game, yes it is a crime
In the demo if you had 5 willies
Your pc would kill itself