general-catfish-🐱🐟

[tall yew]

i believe it lol

[indigo hare]

All my homies hate Doug

[pearl coral]

he insisted his grandfather was best buds with norman rockwell

[worldly vapor]

with who

[pearl coral]

and also kept asking about my interests just superficially enough for it to be slightly creepy

[indigo hare]

Tell him yours was best buds with teddy Rosevelt

[pearl coral]

prolific american impressionist painter from i believe the 60s

[worldly vapor]

LOL how do you even do this advanced antirizz technique

[tall yew]

oh gods, someone safe sam from that guy 😭

[mellow geyser]

Oh little fun fact about me, I once spent an entire year in the discord cats “meowing alone” vc. I received many threats during that time

[atomic mist]

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Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!

[pearl coral]

he'd be like

"So you like comic books"
and i'd be like
"Yeah, I've been gettin' through this series lately. It's pretty cool"
" "

[tall yew]

that already sounds like one hell of a server 😭

[pearl coral]

fuck you doug

[mellow geyser]

It’s the actual cats discord, I think it’s when you type cat in the invite link

Can’t check as I got banned bc the owner found me annoying

[tall yew]

not a funny gif but im still stealing that

[drowsy finch]

guys which whay is it spinigjn g

[stray sigil]

you didnt favorite it already right

[gleaming ermine]

up

[worldly vapor]

LOL HE JUST DOESNT CONTINUE?

[mellow geyser]

Not at all

[elder pawn]

they should add sabres to the game that’d be kinda cool

[tall yew]

i did

[pearl coral]

when i went to go eat lunch i left the train on because he was at the same post i was and then when i got back he told me not to leave the train on (because apparently he didnt pick up the slack whatsoever despite being at the train controller and me telling him im going to leave for an hour)

[drowsy finch]

Thaat's an illusion

[pearl coral]

not in period

[stray sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/morgan-jones-uzbek-gif-9108365450976190246

[elder pawn]

what’s the time prd for HS again?

[mellow geyser]

Next thing you’re gonna tell me is that we can’t put Willie in a bikini

[pearl coral]

right? why even ask if that's all the depth you're going to use

[pearl coral]

1475

holy roman empire

[worldly vapor]

wait do you work on an actual train

[elder pawn]

mhm

[tall yew]

Readin hs always gets me for a second as i read the german abbreviation for an insult 😭

[pearl coral]

i work in a railroad museum and i run a model train through an elaborate scale model of east tennessee

[tall yew]

but then i remember its Halfsword aswell

[worldly vapor]

what insult is it pls tell me I have a passing interest in german

[mellow geyser]

I still find this photo cool

[tall yew]

i dont think i should say that

[normal star]

what was the last time yall played the playtest.

[mellow geyser]

Idk

[worldly vapor]

halbstunde

[mellow geyser]

2ish months maybe

[tall yew]

lmao nah

[worldly vapor]

you halfhour

[tall yew]

never played the playtest only the demo

[tall yew]

halbe wurst (half sausage) is a funny one thats not too offensive

[worldly vapor]

is that an actual insult are we serious rn

[tall yew]

In germany it is but no one really uses it tbf

its more like a silly one

[pearl coral]

which one mogs harder

[worldly vapor]

right

[tall yew]

Left imo

[indigo hare]

You should go to your boss and tell him Doug said the trains are stupid and he hates them

[worldly vapor]

🐴

[tall yew]

i mean tbf just from looks its the right one but left one looks like it would feel better while wearing

[worldly vapor]

mr. director doug said trains are CRAP!

[worldly vapor]

we said mogs not comfortable

[tall yew]

fair

the right one does look better

[worldly vapor]

we can call it the moghelm

[pearl coral]

i love grand bascinets !

[worldly vapor]

if u wear it up it looks like kind of a bishops hat

[tall yew]

but genuinely how are people breathing through that little slit 😭

[pearl coral]

by opening it whenever they need to breathe

[worldly vapor]

u sacrifice air for protection. thats why they stopped wearing them over time probably also but they kept wearing the armet that also sacrificed it so

[tall yew]

i mean loke mid fight lol

[tall yew]

fair enough

[pearl coral]

by opening it

[worldly vapor]

maybe the idea is that its for heavy cavalry so you charge through and open it later without actually getting stuck in

but for people getting stuck in combat it might be better for a more breathable

[tall yew]

ah i see

[pearl coral]

pretty implied by the frogmouth visor

[worldly vapor]

so yeah that might explain why historically we see mounted knights with the most face armor but the infantry who are actually in hard combat for a long time almost universally tend to expose their faces more

im talking like

across cultures

[quartz sand]

Love the game but the endgame sucks

[worldly vapor]

and times

[quartz sand]

you just have to do the same things over and over again}

[tall yew]

[proven obsidian]

explode government officials!!!

[tall yew]

thanks for explaining you two!

[worldly vapor]

even the chinese had that dynamic with Iron Pagoda Cavalry having lot of face armor while the footmen wore openface most of the time

[tall yew]

ah i see

thats actually pretty interesting

i mean now that you said it it makes alot if sense

[worldly vapor]

this is the best illustration I can find of iron pagoda..

[tall yew]

[worldly vapor]

ignore the ass backscabbard

[pearl coral]

oh my tuff

[tall yew]

bruh the drip is real.

[pearl coral]

@worldly vapor do you play ck3

[gleaming ermine]

guh

[worldly vapor]

sam why do u think only europe and japan ever used full plate armor but nobody else did

[pearl coral]

everybody else too dumb or environment too unfavorable

[tall yew]

https://tenor.com/view/guh-gif-25116077

[worldly vapor]

i have it but ive only played imperator rome and EUV

[pearl coral]

you should play it with me

[remote crater]

Killed another one

[tall yew]

what is ck3?

[pearl coral]

crusader kings 3

[worldly vapor]

too dumb?

[tall yew]

ah

i see

[worldly vapor]

i heard its easy enough

[pearl coral]

weapons and tactics didnt evolve enough to warrant plate armor

[pearl coral]

its like civilization if it was good

[worldly vapor]

but could it have been a metallurgy / metal availability issue

as well

[pearl coral]

its kind of like the sims mixed with total war

[worldly vapor]

and for example the ottoman empire was advanced enough to go toe to toe with Europe and even siege Vienna but they never adopted full plate iirc

[stray sigil]

HOW did i just trap

on NOTHINGG

and get damaged

by NOTHININGNGG

[pearl coral]

they just didnt need it for the type of tactics they were using

[tall yew]

yeah, ive definitely heard if it but i mever really looked into it or anything :D

[pearl coral]

i'd figure metallurgical issues would've been solved with a high enough need for protection

[worldly vapor]

is it possible that Europe and Japan used more full plate because the aristocracy was stronger so the put more resources into preservation of those individual noble lives? while other societies werent as 'feudal' mandating such a strong defense of the aristocracy

[tall yew]

Man i love just watching people yap about their interests

[pearl coral]

there's a bunch of in depth stuff interpersonally, interculturally, personally, administratively, but it doesnt feel stressful

[pearl coral]

that's a good point too !!! i didnt think about that

[pearl coral]

also some fun little 1v1 combat things you can do

[worldly vapor]

cuz in a society without a strong feudal structure then it might be a better idea to go for more cheaper but mass produced armor compared to specialty skills in full plate production

[stray sigil]

Why can npcs genuinely swing around their weapon for 5 hours and not get tired

but if i swing mine more tehn twice

i am out of breath and on the ground

[worldly vapor]

ok i gtg now

[pearl coral]

sigh ...

consider playing ck3

[worldly vapor]

[paper plinth]

Ive struggled with my Willie maintaining an upright position lately. Did an update recently mess with the balance? (as in literal balancing on your feet)

[gleaming ermine]

the game is not complete

[paper plinth]

I swing my sword and he does a spin and ends up on his face in the mud

[tall yew]

oh btw i genuinely hope its okay if i use that screenshot i made earlier too answer to people asking about optimisation (the one that youre in aswell lol)

[paper plinth]

And I struggle to get up my willie once he's down flaccid

[gleaming ermine]

yeah i dont mind

[shut wraith]

can you change your weight in free mode

[paper plinth]

like a limp noodle

[tall yew]

🤨

[paper plinth]

its a serious problem xD

[tall yew]

idk if youve wirded that like that on purpose

but phrasing😭

[gleaming ermine]

its normal

keep trying you'll get better bro

[paper plinth]

Im saying it was easier like a week ago

then something changed

and now he has balance issues

[gleaming ermine]

i havent noticed

[tall yew]

me neither

But im pretty good at handling my willie

tbf

[paper plinth]

[stable wren]

Japan armor was if iirc

more cultural

While it was hella expensive

[drowsy finch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63dem1x1eFE this is peak

[stable wren]

and honestly

Japanese armor is kind of unique

[drowsy finch]

I like mongolian armor

[lavish ravine]

how do u become hulk

[stable wren]

mods

[stable wren]

same

[tribal quail]

whos excited for the steam frame

[stable wren]

fun fact: Dō, chinese armor and mongol armor, were all made in the same construction

which is Lamellar

[sturdy terrace]

guys how do I delete my current progress

[drowsy finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/351452619807522838/1305660668686635018/attachment.gif

Me am!

[thorny egret]

Is there anyway to re-enable weapon to character collision? I feel like I cannot wield my weapons properly anymore ?

[tribal quail]

if we say gabe newell 3 times it might come out early

[indigo hare]

No

[fading belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/gape-newell-gapen-silvermania-gabe-newell-interview-drink-gif-27116516

[scarlet creek]

I would if there wasn't a vr content drought or something like that

And if half sword was in vr

[tribal quail]

replay half life alyx over and over again

[scarlet creek]

Half sword must be the easiest game to port for vr ngl

[tribal quail]

easy

infinte content

[scarlet creek]

I saw some cool mods for it

[tribal quail]

if your gonna get vr play half life alyx

[scarlet creek]

If I somehow convince mom to buy me one

How much are these mfs?

[tribal quail]

like 500

or 600

the index is like 1000

[scarlet creek]

Nice

[scarlet creek]

And doesnt even have a standalone mode

[tribal quail]

if you have a pc

i think you should wait for the steam frame

it has standalone

[drowsy finch]

Back 4 Blood reference in the background 🔥

[tribal quail]

eyetrackng

[fading belfry]

back 4 blood sucked

such a boring game

[tribal quail]

and also not standalone

[scarlet creek]

Wonder if games will look much better than on the quest 3

[tribal quail]

it will

where ever you are looking

[drowsy finch]

b4b was the peak of zombie horde shooters ngl

[tribal quail]

it makes it more high quailty

with the eye tracking

[fading belfry]

lets not lie here

[scarlet creek]

Like real human eyes

[tribal quail]

where ever YOU are looking

[scarlet creek]

Yes ik, human eyes work like tha

[drowsy finch]

Whats even wrong with it!

[tribal quail]

just get the steam frame

[drowsy finch]

The card system is so cool!

[fading belfry]

boring asf

[drowsy finch]

It has GUNS !!

[fading belfry]

so does l4d2

[scarlet creek]

I was saying thats nice asf btw

[tribal quail]

https://tenor.com/view/l4d2-gif-24775540

[drowsy finch]

Yeah but there's no ads and l4d2 is from like 1998

like how am I supposed to aim without ads !!

[scarlet creek]

I like when technology recreates organic features

[fading belfry]

if you cant aim without ads youre genuinely impaired

[tribal quail]

and best of all

NO DRIFT

[gloomy crest]

im not even gonna lie this game isnt fun at all like when im fistfighting here im not having an ounce of fun

[scarlet creek]

🙀 the bare minimum corpos have been refusing to give us?!!!!! Classic Valve W

[tribal quail]

the gabe newell always wins

[scarlet creek]

For 500 bucks it sounds like a crazy deal

[fading belfry]

because youre just swinging your shit around

[tribal quail]

it might be 700 tho

[tribal quail]

the game isnt fun cus you are not picking him up by his feet and throwing him

[gloomy crest]

go play fistplay and tell me you have a different experience no matter what you do

[gloomy crest]

i like brawling more than grappling

i hate how fragile willy is

[scarlet creek]

Btw does it have pancake lenses and oled displays?

[gloomy crest]

i punch him 3 times hes down

its so ass

[south tangle]

Lower the damage

[drowsy finch]

Yeah but b4b has like a minigun and skins and shit

[south tangle]

You can do that in game settings

[drowsy finch]

And plus it basically looks like those l4d3 leaks

[fading belfry]

failure of a cia dopamine emulator

[south tangle]

I usually do that because I like to see willie suffer

[gloomy crest]

💔

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/jimmy-butler-jimmy-butler-paper-confused-gif-14478007832172093541

Why're we talking aboyut the see eye aye </3

[south tangle]

💔

[fading belfry]

what i play at

[scarlet creek]

Is there a way to reset those to default

[fading belfry]

just drag it to the middle damn

[gloomy crest]

this game is so ass💔genuinely the most dull fighting game ive ever played

[chilly isle]

Noob

[drowsy finch]

put them in the middle

[fading belfry]

💔

[scarlet creek]

No because they won't be exactly like they used to be before touching them 😟

[drowsy finch]

Then why're u touching them :(

[chilly isle]

that would 100% happen to you irl you're a one punch b4

[scarlet creek]

I didnt

[fading belfry]

stop touching them freak

[south tangle]

Who's touching who

[drowsy finch]

https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExZTJwYWE5cmg2cXhvZDcwcmVpdHpna3h3OHo1bDk3bDQ2dHdlNXA1MyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/5GSg43XHGfIqHkDgnZ/giphy.gif

[tribal quail]

death

[scarlet creek]

Me to myself

[drowsy finch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/904920983054475295/1109485170043666432/attachment-1.gif

[gloomy crest]

wtf are you saying

[south tangle]

Who up touching their willie aha

[drowsy finch]

I need to replay HDTFM

[fading belfry]

damn wait you jump higher when holding shift instead of ctrl

[tribal quail]

this is what willies see

[chilly isle]

you're trashing a game about being dull when thats exactly what would happen to basically anyone who can't fight irl

[gloomy crest]

why are we moving to fighting irl stop taking this so serious its a medieval ragdoll sim

[drowsy finch]

To be fair I wouldn't say half sword has THAT much nuance

[scarlet creek]

Stupid cat, wolf or dog or whatever that is, gets depressed over breaking a leg instead of take it like a real man

[south tangle]

Is that a project zomboid emoji I love project zomboid

[gloomy crest]

plus that doesnt fix the fact fistfighting is so boring and ass

[drowsy finch]

I know, what a fucking pussy. I would personally thank the company and retrieve their battery like a NORMAL person.

Gah

[tall yew]

i mean the game might be dull because youre simply just swinging wildly and dont try to use proper technique lol

[knotty hill]

There's something very strange with graphic settings in this game

[chilly isle]

But, that kind of happens when you get a straight punch to your jaw, you drop dude

[fading belfry]

is project zomboid good at all

[blazing heath]

then dont fist fight

[wide lily]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1454850661345792273/1457357547886608635/greed.gif

[tribal quail]

fight the baron with no armor

[south tangle]

Like, top 10 best games ever

[drowsy finch]

I love I fucking LOVE project zomboid

I cannae wait for my spiffo stuff to come in

[gloomy crest]

if you do anything else you take 3000 damage cuz willys made of glass and nylon

[pine stirrup]

https://klipy.com/gifs/i-couldve-sworn-there-was-a-gif-of-this-whatever-squid-game

[tall yew]

i personally dont like it but the thousands of fans dont lie i guess

[gloomy crest]

yeah what if

[wide lily]

keep it to your self

[south tangle]

Build 42 PJZ is incredible

[wide lily]

buddy

[chilly isle]

I get it that you like games where your charachter can hold out 40 punches straight to the face and not feel a single thing, but half sword is about being realistic (somewhat)

[blazing heath]

what if what

[fading belfry]

green boy buys game just to whine complain instead of refunding

[drowsy finch]

It's almost as good as B4B

[tall yew]

Yep. what i thought.
thats a skill issue

[fading belfry]

so it sucks?

[drowsy finch]

It's literally peak!!!!

[south tangle]

It sucks but in a good way

[drowsy finch]

Zomboid is great

[gloomy crest]

go fight willy in the demo and tell me its as bland,fighting willy in the demo was genuinely peak we'd both tank 300 punches and it was sick

[fading belfry]

You tell lies

[scarlet creek]

Just play abyss in first person

[wide lily]

Its early access

[gloomy crest]

idk if being realistic is worth as much as being fun

[wide lily]

do you now know what that means

[chilly isle]

Yeah cause you could tank 300 punches, i'm just saying that in real life you most likely get knocked tf out from one punch as most people

[tall yew]

bruh idk about you but thats just not true. you cpuld literally slap willie once and he'd fall to the ground 😭

[chilly isle]

Then don't play the game

[drowsy finch]

This game is not set out to being a ragdoll sim 😭

[fading belfry]

"tank 300 punches" on default settings you could left hook him once and he'd fall 😭

[drowsy finch]

Zomboid is a lot of fun

[blazing heath]

this never happened

[drowsy finch]

It's good if you like to struggle in games

[gloomy crest]

realism isnt worth as much as the game being fun big bud💔

[wide lily]

people dont know what early access means

[fading belfry]

matter of fact im gonna go prove that right now

[chilly isle]

i have 900 hours on that game :(

[wide lily]

LOLL

[formal inlet]

i never knew you could take the bolts out of enemies

[scarlet creek]

Cant u just lower damage

[formal inlet]

and its a surprisingly effective melee weapon

[drowsy finch]

:(

[south tangle]

I have around 300 hours on project

[chilly isle]

Then refound the game, nobody cares about your opinion when the game is literally about being realistic

[drowsy finch]

The game's selling point is realism, goofy </3

[gloomy crest]

this was back when i fought the stage 1 boss weaponless,it was awesome and i think we punched eachother close to that amount of times

[scarlet creek]

I dont agree with green guy but I dont think the game is realistic

[tall yew]

I mean if you want to play a fighting game that lets you play unrealistic anime ahh fights go and play anything else other than Hs. Hs is as realitic as it gets. ive yet to find a game with more realistic fighting

[formal inlet]

what

[gloomy crest]

i cant refund the game cuz it cost me 20 dollarts and i bought it like a week ago

[wide lily]

oh well

[formal inlet]

i literally murdered the guy in like a couple of punches

[south tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/samuel-porter-bridges-punching-higgs-gif-11147477620058816837

[blazing heath]

youre comparing punching a helmet to punching a guy in the bare face

[formal inlet]

i just punched him in his gut and ran through him until he fell and then kicked him in the head once

[gloomy crest]

this is how it felt fighting in the demo

[frozen bloom]

can i grow my muscles in the spar?

[drowsy finch]

That's why it's not a finished game. They're setting out to try and make it as realistic as possible but not really there yet

[south tangle]

Did you play death stranding I think you should

[formal inlet]

this is a lie

[gloomy crest]

willy cant tank more than like 5 punches even when guarding im not out here fighting prime mike tyson

[drowsy finch]

hense the everlasting handling patches

[tall yew]

yes but right now its bugged so not right now

muscle growth doesnt work at all rn

[stuck island]

i will concede that the physics in the EA is considerably better than the demo. I used to have a lot of trouble even pulling off something like zwerchhau (horizontal slash)

[blazing heath]

you have 14 days to refund, unless you've played it for more 2 hours

[blazing heath]

can you tank like 5 punches

willie is just a willie

[scarlet creek]

Gawddamn, why people glaze the demo so much

[south tangle]

Actually in all the things that have changed in EA I feel like brawling feels the same as in the demo

[tall yew]

green guy seriously, maybe you dont want a realistic fighting game and thats okay but HS might just not be the game for you then.

[south tangle]

But thats just me

[formal inlet]

EXACTLY BROO

[frozen bloom]

I’ve been stuck at 70 kilos for quite a while.

[gloomy crest]

cuz the ea sucks ass and the demo is the only way you can get a decent fistfight

[scarlet creek]

No the demo did not have better ai, no it didnt have better physics, no it wasnt more fun

[formal inlet]

???

this is so ass

[chilly isle]

not gonna lie, if you got a punch to the face irl youd most likely drop gng 🥀

so idfk what u crying bout

[blazing heath]

he made a statement so ass the gang crucified him

[formal inlet]

like BRO

[drowsy finch]

People need to glaze the playtest more

[gloomy crest]

well good thing im not a 15th century peasant who can then

[tall yew]

its a bug since the update yesterday.
Afaik the devs are aware and are working on it

[drowsy finch]

had the best polearm physics

[fading belfry]

chud demo nostalgist vs normal ea player

[formal inlet]

I COULD ONESHOT WILLIE WITH A LEFT HOOK IN THE GAME

[chilly isle]

what are you saying dude

[formal inlet]

what are you TALKING ABOUT

GRFHAUSY&IRY&AFYU

UAFSUHWAUFaf

[gloomy crest]

"oh you cant tank a punch irl so you cant in a video game hurdurdurdur"

[frozen bloom]

thanks for the help.

[blazing heath]

this gotta be ragebait

[formal inlet]

me when the realistic game is attempting to be realistic

[tall yew]

no worries!

[formal inlet]

making willies super tanky would suck

[stuck island]

yeah, was pretty confused when i saw the steam reviews and people were saying the swinging physics got worse

[chilly isle]

if you dont want your game to be realistic then buy something else, you can shut your mouth now

[formal inlet]

they can kinda tank a punch if you throw it bad but like

[dreamy mango]

🚫 tomangto., that command is disabled in this channel.

[formal inlet]

come on

[tall yew]

man i hate when a game is what it advertises to be 😭

[blazing heath]

where can i use you willie...

[gloomy crest]

"hurdurdur shut ur mouth hurdur"

[formal inlet]

"this is a realistic fighting game"

"WHY CANT I TANK 300 PUNCHES"

[tall yew]

like fr

[drowsy finch]

The only people who expect it to be a silly ragdoll sim are brainless twitch viewers lowkenuinely

[fading belfry]

think this is the one

[gloomy crest]

im not asking to tank 300 punches im asking to not have my arms shatter when i block 3

[fading belfry]

"300 punches" im crine 😭

[stuck island]

have you tried kcd2

[tall yew]

i mean im a silly twitch viewer but i get what youre saying

[formal inlet]

??/

[sturdy terrace]

How do I fully reset my progress

please

[blazing heath]

your willie is skin and bones

[formal inlet]

that has never happened ever

[gloomy crest]

idk what that it but it prolly costs over 5$

[blazing heath]

your willie is just skin if that happened to you

[sturdy terrace]

i've deleted all of my folders but it's fucking cloud saved

[loud patrol]

you are no longer green. YOU ARE RED

[formal inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/he-made-a-statement-so-bad-gif-4336558245342426313

[hushed roost]

there is a bar u can adjust the damage of the npcs and yourself ya know

[drowsy finch]

ur not a brainless one !!! I just mean the people who see a big streamer play it and don't look into what it wants to be or the dev's objectives

[chilly isle]

This guy is seriously raging, if you don't like a game that is literally about being realistic, then don't buy it.

[gloomy crest]

"hurdurdur dont buy a game if you dont like it hudur"

[tall yew]

you said something along the lines of "this game is so ass because i cant tank 300 hits like in the demo"

[fading belfry]

hush little chuddy dont you cry

[blazing heath]

yeah

thats

[formal inlet]

lmao

[blazing heath]

kinda what youre supposed to do

[drowsy finch]

Why are you acting like thats a stupid statement 😭

[stuck island]

the devs need to eat bro

[gloomy crest]

no i didnt prove it

[chilly isle]

@gloomy crest You literally made your account the same day you joined this server, meaning, you joined this server to complain, now respectfully you can shut tf up and leave the server pal.

[fading belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/toji-fushiguro-toji-toji-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-toji-fushiguro-jjk-gif-14425395207236161194

[formal inlet]

hes realized hes wrong so now hes dissolving into ragebait

the ragebait acid

[drowsy finch]

"hurdurdur if ur dying go to a hospital"

[gloomy crest]

idk what ur talking bout

[fading belfry]

"willies can tank 300 hits in the demo" the humble willy taking 1 hit:

[scarlet creek]

Importance of commas

[formal inlet]

"hurdurdur if you dont wanna die dont do a stupid stunt thats 999% lethal"

[gloomy crest]

i joined the server before ea so thats impossible

[blazing heath]

brother

[drowsy finch]

Like wtf is this line of argument 😭

[formal inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/ragebait-bait-jojo-jjba-jojo's-bizarre-adventure-gif-11159617522698492937

[blazing heath]

your account is made on the 22nd of december 2025

[tall yew]

this should be enough

[gloomy crest]

i bought the ea cuz i thought id be able to fistfight and tank more than an ounce of damage

[formal inlet]

guys which one

[blazing heath]

you joined on the 22nd of december 2025

what do you mean its impossible

[fading belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-bait-or-fact-call-it-jjba-gif-4356782155168095918

[blazing heath]

💔

[gloomy crest]

this isnt proof stop lying

[tall yew]

both, my guess is both.

[subtle rock]

just win rali

[drowsy finch]

HOLY SHIT UR BACK?!?!??!?!?

[gleaming ermine]

Jesus Christ what is happening

[hushed roost]

just turn down the damage they do to u theres a setting to do so lol

[formal inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/braindead-cat-brain-damage-gif-583403308765934478

[chilly isle]

What are you even talking about, you made your accont on dec 22 25 and you joined the server on dec 22 25, meaning you most likely joined to cry about this game being realistic when thats the whole point, but at this point I have to write an essay to you cause you like a child, most likely a child still, can't understand anything that i'm writing to you.

[fading belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/you've-said-enough-shut-up-shut-it-stop-it-shut-gif-15799981703517838226

[subtle rock]

I may or may not be

[tall yew]

green guy is mad that he cant tank 300 games in HS 😭

[gloomy crest]

me if i whined

[formal inlet]

guys green guy is actually willie from halfsword because his brain is so damaged from all the fights hes been in

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/spotify-monkey-funny-monkey-troll-face-monkey-walking-gif-20293186

[gloomy crest]

proof that willies guard is weaker than before

[subtle rock]

this is true

[formal inlet]

YOU HAVE DAMAGE TO NPCS LOWERED??

what

[tall yew]

atp, should we let mods know? this definitely is raigbaiting which is against the rules of the server

[formal inlet]

also

[subtle rock]

do you turn it up

[formal inlet]

wdym its weaker than before

[fading belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/watch-tv-binge-couch-potato-bored-in-the-house-kick-back-gif-20078369

[subtle rock]

theyre way too easy to kill

[formal inlet]

no

i could put it down and see but like

i just have it as normal

[gloomy crest]

i would never ragebait becuase making others feel angry is wrong

[blazing heath]

he punched you in the liver and kicked and or punched you in the nuts

[chilly isle]

@gloomy crest you most likely haven't took a punch ever, if you'd knew what it feels like to get a punch straight to the elbow you'd understand why he's grunting in pain

[drowsy finch]

https://giphy.com/gifs/stupid-nervux-nerrvux-WmHDf5sFy5A3KZM47l

[fading belfry]

"willies guard is weaker" the humble fist connecting to the side of his head

[subtle rock]

i cant play on normal they die so quick 😢

[gloomy crest]

"you havent taken a punch irl so you cant talk about being punched" ok bud whatever you say

[stuck island]

brother he punched you through your guard

it's RIGHT THERE when you pause the video

[tall yew]

its just more fun that way imo. i love the default setting they gave us

[blazing heath]

buddy is just digging himself into a deeper and deeper hole

[tepid field]

lol

[gloomy crest]

if you punched through willys guard in the demo hes tank it because the guard still blocks good amounts of damage to the point where getting hit once doesnt have a huge effect

[subtle rock]

whos punching elbows is this a BitLife attack 😭

[amber olive]

yo i'm curious. what do you guys think'll be in the next hotfix????

[fading belfry]

ts (this shit, this) is like standing still in the middle of a fight with your fists in front of your face, not moving at all, and expecting your opponent to just hit your arms for whatever reason

[formal inlet]

willies willie

[chilly isle]

yes bro

[drowsy finch]

wtf is ur username

[subtle rock]

scary

[amber olive]

just question marks.

[tepid field]

I havent seen such crisp rage bait in a while

[chilly isle]

mf at this point just give up, you can't make a single point without being wrong lmfaoo

[subtle rock]

minecraft sheep eyes

[drowsy finch]

i think there's something else there 😭

[blazing heath]

it really is

i know its ragebait but its working

[tall yew]

i still think you dont realize that this game isnt a fighting arcade game this is a sim that simulates how it would be in real life. most fights you would get nocked out in a few punches ESPECIALLY when youre as weak as a beggar.

[stuck island]

idk about that man in any way for what the game is designed on i wouldn't just be standing there and holding high guard

[gloomy crest]

"wurdurdur🤤" long as ur happy bud❤️

[drowsy finch]

probably more optimization, maybe slight modification to like handling or shumtinbng

[fading belfry]

the cia rage bait is successful

[amber olive]

oh that? i think it's some pattern i found on a font generator💀

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-easterman-outlast-trials-hendrick-joliet-easterman-murkoff-corporation-murkoff-gif-16401612359966066872

[tall yew]

well definitely the weight bug

[tepid field]

No. I think its one edgy teenager trying to annoy other edgy teenagers.

[tall yew]

well the fix for it

[formal inlet]

i lowered my damage btw

i think this makes them weaker

[gleaming ermine]

I love being not an edgy teenager

[gloomy crest]

idk i think anyone from the medieval ages could tank more thank a fart in the wind

[tall yew]

😭 yeah this is raigbait bro

[drowsy finch]

do u think they could tank preventable illness?

[tepid field]

I genuinely havent met someone over the age of 25 that legit ragebaits the populace and isnt a menace to society.

[amber olive]

i'm honestly waiting for a slums fix on dx11.💀

[gloomy crest]

well good think willy doesnt have an illness then

[tall yew]

thats fair

[blazing heath]

good think

[fading belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/blah-blah-blah-off-you-go-buddy-stop-talking-shut-up-cat-gif-6537719904311400203

[amber olive]

i can play the alley and forest just fine

[chilly isle]

failed ragebait, think about your life

[tepid field]

Failed

??!??!

Youre responding

[amber olive]

i deliberate have to stay away from the slums😭

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/is-this-your-card-cat-kittie-is-this-your-cat-whisker-gif-9823792984177607593

[gloomy crest]

"wurdurdur duhuhuhuh" thanks bud❤️

[tepid field]

Rage bait successful 😐

[formal inlet]

too successfull

[blazing heath]

ragamuffin

[chilly isle]

this guy is so mad at this point xDDDD

[formal inlet]

i called it ragebait and these guys still going at it

[indigo hare]

Damn I left discord for ten minutes and all hell breaks loose

[drowsy finch]

we never helldivered :(

[formal inlet]

this chat needs a hero

[blazing heath]

cuckold!

[gloomy crest]

"duhuh" means a lot buddy❤️

[formal inlet]

COOKED...

[drowsy finch]

I'm so happy to have my Murkoff Brand Pin™! It goes so well on my things!!

[gleaming ermine]

Green guy i forgive you

[chilly isle]

alright pal, its past your bedtime, in the meantime i'll go play some fist fighting

[tall yew]

https://tenor.com/view/whatever-go-my-steam-happy-steamhappy-steam-funny-gif-3051835105049511162

[indigo hare]

If yall were arguing stop talking to each other

[fading belfry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/608419357676273704/1234788271092138045/togif-2.gif

[formal inlet]

he hit my head once

RIGGED..

[scarlet creek]

acting as if we all weren't 13-15

👁️

[gleaming ermine]

What if we are like 20

[scarlet creek]

larp larp larp sahuuuuuuuuuuur

[drowsy finch]

"We"???

[formal inlet]

im 17 shut up YOUNGIN..

[fading belfry]

speaking french now, aren't we?

[scarlet creek]

then you're an uncle like grandpa moai

[fading belfry]

french 🤤

[indigo hare]

You’re right, Youre like 57

[formal inlet]

young boy

[subtle rock]

add 10

[gleaming ermine]

Fair enough

[fading belfry]

@half sword games ban him

[formal inlet]

@indigo hare mute him its #🧠rot bypass

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/tiahra-nelson-gif-5124838908482771006

[formal inlet]

#🧠rot bypass mute him

[twilit field]

Half swodr

[subtle rock]

crazy

[stuck island]

i'm 21, that's the sum you get when you add 9 and 10

[formal inlet]

the uncs are going to bully me now

[scarlet creek]

youngin hating on youngin

[indigo hare]

Brainrot isnt an offense it’s just automodded because it’s funny and we don’t wanna see it

[formal inlet]

its an offense to me

[gloomy crest]

clip from halfsword demo where i dont get away with missing attacks and the guard actually has a function,as well as both of us being able to tank a hit

[formal inlet]

it makes me feel really sad

everyone actuallyu

[scarlet creek]

rali are you a 1900er like moai

[gleaming ermine]

You don’t understand 20 is young!!!!!!!

[formal inlet]

bro you are just fighting back

you are actually keeping him alive by smacking him back up

[scarlet creek]

no, your life is done

[gloomy crest]

thats legit what fighting is bro a brain eating amoeba would starve in ur head💔

[formal inlet]

and you use a diffeent guard

[gleaming ermine]

Really? 🥲

[formal inlet]

in the previous clip you were letting willie wail on you

and now you started fighting him

and are using it as comparison

[scarlet creek]

yes

[formal inlet]

?

[elder pawn]

i’m soooo sad

[scarlet creek]

your life is over once mom stops making you food

[indigo hare]

Alriiiigggghhhgtttt

[tall yew]

genuine question. why is this eever not a 18+ server or atleast 17+ (so like the game lol)

[gloomy crest]

yeah cuz i was showing how little damage willy could tank in that clip,this one is both fighting back and guarding to show willy can throw and eat a hit

[scarlet creek]

then sam is fucking gone because he's 16

[indigo hare]

My fedora just got tight and my suspenders are digging into my shoulders

[patent axle]

mango

[pale bloom]

im no coder but it seems to me the guard actually had a use in this demo and gettign hit in the arms didnt count towards your overall damage/stamina and in the EA the guard countd as body damage so you end up getting knocked down via arm damage

[drowsy finch]

no but I'm in college

[formal inlet]

17+
eliminate the YOUNGINS
anyway they cant enforce that and if thye made every channel nsfw
also like why would they do that

[stuck island]

honestly idk, this willy is attacking your body for the most part lmao. nice punches btw i can barely make mine connect

[scarlet creek]

what saddens you little chud

[elder pawn]

I have no money

[indigo hare]

Move on

[tall yew]

ah shiii 😭

[formal inlet]

yeah in the first clip willie was bypassing your guard and kicking you yk because he isnt stupid

[indigo hare]

No more of green guy discussion

[fading belfry]

nothing changed

[formal inlet]

but in this one you hit him so hard hes just lower

[fading belfry]

lmao im crine

[scarlet creek]

brother you're part of our group, holy larp

[formal inlet]

NOPE..

NOPE..

im not a youngin

fake news

[blazing heath]

guys hes gonna snap his suspenders

[tall yew]

i mean 17+ does not mean everything is nsfw.
but i get the not being able to enforce that

[scarlet creek]

yes you are

[formal inlet]

no

[drowsy finch]

Banning minors would make this server actually nice again

[blazing heath]

EVERYONE GET DOOOOOOOWNNNN!!!!!!!!!

[fading belfry]

larper larping about knowing what larp means

[pale bloom]

hey guys any secret display settings so my game doesnt crash when i fight barron

[formal inlet]

old person server booster talk go away

[stuck island]

idk if im tripping too but there seems to be half a foot of height difference too, mike tyson vs evander holyfield looking ahhh

[indigo hare]

Tell em!

[scarlet creek]

It's just what people use nowadays to refer to posers when it just means live action roleplaying

[tall yew]

Yeah but i already know it would be hart to prove that someone is in fact not 18+

[fading belfry]

i think we should get rid of boosters

[scarlet creek]

so, do you hate me then 🥺

[formal inlet]

guys im actually 200 years old

[pale bloom]

calc is short for calculator 🤓

[gleaming ermine]

Kill boosters

[stuck island]

oh nah, he's just crouched.

[gleaming ermine]

Total boosters death

[tall yew]

i believe it

[formal inlet]

yeah because look what he did to him

[elder pawn]

This server is w chuds

[drowsy finch]

You literally think l4d2 is better than b4b

[stuck island]

lmao

[tall yew]

calc is slang for calculator btw that meme is so dumb 😭 i love it

[gleaming ermine]

They both are unique gameplay i dont see why they get compared as much

[elder pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/bad-boy-nice-guy-gif-23116344

[formal inlet]

wait

[pale bloom]

from the people who bought you l4d, a new game never before seen: 4 player zombie shooter

[fading belfry]

it objectively is

[elder pawn]

i’m waiting

[formal inlet]

wait

[gleaming ermine]

Seems different enough to me

[tall yew]

bro i swear... this server made me realize im getting older 😭 all those memes i dont get anymore make me feel like im 80 and senile

[drowsy finch]

Thankfully only a handful of l4d2 people worked on back 4 blood

Otherwise the game might have been ruined !!!

[scarlet creek]

holy uncle, retire already

[gleaming ermine]

It wasnt it was turtle rock

[formal inlet]

IM OLDER THEN YOU

youngin youngin

[fading belfry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1151598137773920317/1270978532520099970/PATRICK_-_meme.gif

[formal inlet]

imagine being 17 may 6th 2008

haha

hahahaha

[pale bloom]

imagine being born after 2005 lmao

you missed everything!

[elder pawn]

That makes me sad

[fading belfry]

larping son or pesos son

[scarlet creek]

I'm a 2011

💔

[drowsy finch]

WAHJAAAT

[pale bloom]

r u fr

[fading belfry]

aw hell nah

[formal inlet]

they censoring me

[tepid field]

Wait

[pale bloom]

ur like 10

[fading belfry]

nephew 😭

[elder pawn]

Son i’m weeping

[stuck island]

👶

[elder pawn]

NEPHEW

[formal inlet]

👶

[pale bloom]

slur

woah

[elder pawn]

YOUNGING

[tepid field]

Isnt the game 18+

[formal inlet]

YOUNGIN ALERT

[tepid field]

😐

[tall yew]

Basically a baby 😭

[formal inlet]

who the fuck actually listens to that

[scarlet creek]

Yes

[tall yew]

17+ i think

[formal inlet]

oh no video game gore guys

guyss

PLSSS SAVE MEE

GUYSS

[fading belfry]

this mf an 8th grader 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

[scarlet creek]

Bro whats wrong

[elder pawn]

gulp i’m 17 guess i can’t play the 18+ game

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/gore-blood-spongebob-murder-gif-7383893330765842400

[pale bloom]

guys, if you're under 18 PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU PLEASE TURN GORE OFF GUYS seriously, this isnt a joke

[formal inlet]

what

[drowsy finch]

Aren't people from 2011 supposed to be non existent

[gleaming ermine]

Crazzy

[formal inlet]

guys im turning off gore run because im 17 years old

GUYS

NOOO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

video game gore

[pale bloom]

all under 18 year olds have to turn off the gore setting its the law.

[elder pawn]

son i’m weeping he only need one popcorn

[formal inlet]

IM TURNING VIOLEEEENTTT

[tall yew]

Yeah okay guys we got it

[formal inlet]

IM SUPER VIOLENT NOW

[tepid field]

Pegi 18 motherfuckaaaa

[formal inlet]

I love violence

I LOVE VIOLENCE

[fading belfry]

@coppa

[formal inlet]

IM VIOLENT

BECAUSE OF VIDEO GAME GORE

GUYS PLSS SAVE ME

[tall yew]

bro scout please

[elder pawn]

dude the gore in the game is making me literally sooooo evil

[tall yew]

chill out lmao

[fading belfry]

i have to report this server to coppa and kosa

[formal inlet]

we are too young..

its making me angry..

and VIOLENT

[elder pawn]

WE ARE YOUNG

[drowsy finch]

THERE'S A FIRE IN OUR SOULS

[formal inlet]

VIOLENT BECAUSE OF VIDEO GAME GORE

[elder pawn]

WE GO BIG OR GO HOME

[fading belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/rodrick-camera-point-rodrick-heffley-diary-of-a-wimpy-kid-gif-13001614153341977897

[drowsy finch]

This is genuinely so fucking reel, fin 🐟

[formal inlet]

?

[elder pawn]

Hardcore what

[tall yew]

😭

[tepid field]

https://giphy.com/gifs/i-see-nervux-nerrvux-Nxie8uNBHskgCvp9rf

[fading belfry]

i would genuinely just stop being friends with people if my bio was like this

[last whale]

I am a hired criminal

[stuck island]

#TerminallyCringe #HugeSkillIssue #DiseaseMaxxing #HardcoreGoon ... Read more

[pallid sigil]

why does it not let me add vambrance

[formal inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-mr-krabs-nonsense-gif-9409388923672221731

[drowsy finch]

guys shiztons cool guys I swear

[pale bloom]

#TerminallyCringe #HugeSkillIssue #DiseaseMaxxing #HardcoreGoon

[elder pawn]

get an arming doublet

[tall yew]

you need arming doublet

without chains

[stuck island]

are you feeling hungry enough

[pallid sigil]

o

[last whale]

You are so right Sheep Lady

[scarlet creek]

No

[drowsy finch]

u seem really familiar for some reason

[elder pawn]

Boi

[drowsy finch]

gonna comm a moth sona soon

[fading belfry]

i fucked up a grilled cheese

[pallid sigil]

why

[drowsy finch]

I'm on my SS14 arc

[fading belfry]

fuck my stupid chud life

[pale bloom]

where did you get a flashlight from

[elder pawn]

We are sad chuds

[drowsy finch]

Destinct username I remember 4 some reason

[fading belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/hylics-dynamite-die-gif-13001371365681257537

[formal inlet]

IM CRAZY WITH IT

[drowsy finch]

Fuck my stupid Hoffman from Back 4 Blood life

[elder pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/3fs-tweaking-out-disappointed-disappointment-disappointed-meme-gif-6145868918446684872

[vivid hill]

Could you beat this guy?

[fading belfry]

blocked

[drowsy finch]

No More Room in Hell is genuinely goated fr

[elder pawn]

TANK!!

[fading belfry]

what the FUCK!!!

[last whale]

Rali, do you agree that everyone in this chat should be banned

[last whale]

Mid ahh game

[drowsy finch]

Yes I fucking hate this community

[elder pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/l4d2-left-4-dead-bill-the-sacrifice-tank-gif-6772139249155911534

[formal inlet]

do you hate us more because i called you a old server booster

[tepid field]

asd

[formal inlet]

💀

[elder pawn]

Bro spent money on a moneyboard

[fading belfry]

is this what they did to illegitimate royal children

[subtle rock]

cmon man what did i do this time

[drowsy finch]

Its full of chuds who think this game is supposed to be 'historically accurate' instead of a silly goof off physics ragdoll simulator

🙄

[drowsy finch]

u were here be4 it was bad

[formal inlet]

wjat

[elder pawn]

Why are you a dwarf

[drowsy finch]

I buy money all the time

[formal inlet]

bro thatrs what it says in the game description

[subtle rock]

we both know thats not true

[drowsy finch]

thats true

[tepid field]

who knos

[drowsy finch]

dude 2024 was the best time for this server

[elder pawn]

I have a hole on my shoes

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-shoo-cat-shoo-biscuit-gif-8024642674144447563

[last whale]

True...

[chilly isle]

How do I know how much xp I have?

[subtle rock]

this new laptop that i got can like fully run re4 remake playably and its great

[chilly isle]

In the discord

[upbeat cedar]

if anyone makes a game of thrones mod for this game my life if yours

[last whale]

Now, all the cool people are gone

[tall yew]

wait youre saying the realistic medieval combat simulator is being a realistic medieval combat simulator?!? aww man 😭

[drowsy finch]

Same, but its an aesthetic I took from you (poor) people. 💸 💰 $$$$$$

[elder pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/fortnite-mrbeast-lobby-meme-add-gif-15427571304453883300

[subtle rock]

i joined nov 2024
when gore amirite

[elder pawn]

broooo it’s balenciaga

[drowsy finch]

This game was CLEARLY meant for clip farming

[last whale]

Newgen

[vivid hill]

Why does the poleaxe physics break when u make it too big 😔

[elder pawn]

i’m purple

[subtle rock]

its true

[elder pawn]

at heart

[chilly isle]

Oh shit im about to be lvl 2

Hell yea

[drowsy finch]

I wear these three outfits daily

I can't count

[fading belfry]

i like brawl more than the other modes

[last whale]

Shut up nerd

[elder pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/772960543627673630/1459337476836687892/Pv4VYWO.gif

[subtle rock]

i believe you

[elder pawn]

#Hardcoregoon

[last whale]

[chilly isle]

Sum goofy ass shit outfits i be seeing nowdays

[drowsy finch]

I joined innnnn august ???

I think

[subtle rock]

sam reference

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/goon-goon-maxxing-me-after-a-long-day-of-goon-maxxing-crony-henchman-gif-6850047670768019980

[stuck island]

how do i post gifs

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-gif-26460640

curious

[subtle rock]

need 2 be level 3

[drowsy finch]

I joined sometime before this

[tepid field]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[stuck island]

dayum i can't even react to messages

[elder pawn]

Mmmm bobeh

https://tenor.com/view/hey-dad-bobby-ok-okay-no-you-dont-have-to-gif-5351354616916592062

[stuck island]

this is what it felt like to play peasant in the demo

[subtle rock]

thats like tomorrow

[stuck island]

my words hold the same weight akin to the meager blade of a hand sickle

[hasty scarab]

o

[drowsy finch]

https://giphy.com/gifs/stupid-nervux-nerrvux-WmHDf5sFy5A3KZM47l

[pale bloom]

i joined after i saw the game on reels #realog #realgamer

[indigo hare]

Wonderfully spoken

[pale bloom]

#reelgamer

[stuck island]

face_hold_back_tears reacted by sad chud

[subtle rock]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-thinking-monkey-thinking-think-money-gif-9734025314392564509

[indigo hare]

Wise peasant

[drowsy finch]

I hate this

[elder pawn]

face reveal

[stuck island]

atp it's beggar

[drowsy finch]

When Gore?

[last whale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/remote-firestick

[elder pawn]

https://giphy.com/gifs/scared-speed-ishowspeed-rYENrv9gx75wOrWnZo

[subtle rock]

beggar more like poop head

[tepid field]

Please all watch that

[stuck island]

😠

[elder pawn]

You need to heightmaxx

[fading belfry]

reporting this game for child endangerment

[lost valley]

Looks totally normal to me

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-chat-dead-chat-xd-dies-of-cringe-gif-21775770

[drowsy finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/929032494320320636/1287920082420367392/image0.gif

[last whale]

RALI

[drowsy finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1366521106940559470/1460713768756711444/obamify_386e1dfe286d4ea0bf48_v2.gif

[last whale]

Guess what

[vivid hill]

Screw the grip, I dont need it. I'll just smash your face in with this

[wheat brook]

Is this a thing now

Oversized Willie development

[last whale]

EW, YOUR LEGS

[tribal quail]

https://tenor.com/view/steam-steam-deck-steam-machine-steam-frame-gif-12790929785511768259

[drowsy finch]

whag

[last whale]

Chicken butt

OOOOHHHH

[serene hawk]

fighting downtiers gets a bit ridiculous when you've done the baron challenge 5 times with the heaviest mace in the game

[drowsy finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1366521106940559470/1458269052131868794/RDT_20250604_0812158709676629036563356-1.gif

[hushed roost]

weight change now stays on progression mode it be good time

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/toby-cat-washed-soggy-wet-gif-16755473866192073463

[hushed roost]

super willie gaming be too goofy

[drowsy finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1401495627464048693/1454607602473500833/0STiLUt.gif

[serene hawk]

how many points do i get for trickshots

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/hotline-miami-gif-27666767

[vestal eagle]

Don't fix this bug Half Sword devs please

[wheat brook]

What is this

[drowsy finch]

14.3 billion points

[last whale]

Is that a child

[vestal eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/jack-nicholson-jack-nicholson-yes-yes-nod-head-nod-gif-17444176260167585294

[wheat brook]

Did they add the pit yet?

If not they need to wait and add this

They need to add POOP!!! And PEE!!

In the PIT!!

And PEE!!

[hexed cedar]

poopoopeepee update when

[tepid field]

https://giphy.com/gifs/britney-spears-awkward-uncomfortable-tHJA1JRzcWDlzzMQ7F

[wheat brook]

lol poooooooop😂

Poop pit😂

[hexed cedar]

HAH POOPOO

[tepid field]

mods help

[vestal eagle]

What were your lines?

[hexed cedar]

POOPOOPIT WHEN

[twilit field]

Half sworddddd

[hexed cedar]

half poop when

[wheat brook]

Imagine when Willie soils his pants he’s like “aweeeee man I’ve soiled me self”😂😂😅

[drowsy finch]

I'm here

I mod my game all the time

[twilit field]

Half blunt

[hexed cedar]

in a newcastle accent

[subtle rock]

its true

[vivid hill]

Great now fix the Walk it off m8

[drowsy finch]

[vestal eagle]

I once cut a dudes face off

He was faceless

[elder pawn]

calm down buddy

[wheat brook]

wtf is this

Is this real??

[vivid hill]

Oh I didnt just cut his face off

got a nice cross section

[fading belfry]

he kinda looks like a homunculus

[wheat brook]

wtf is this thing man😭

[fading belfry]

a homunculus

[wheat brook]

WHAT IS THAT!!!

[fading belfry]

a little human

[wheat brook]

Repulsive

[fading belfry]

what the fuck

why does he have 4 arms

stop let him go!!!!!!

[neat tundra]

0kg weight

[drowsy finch]

average 1400s nobleman

(the family tree is a circle)

[stuck island]

Bros fighting mistral

Whoa those are kinda skinny

[gleaming ermine]

the bowl

[drowsy finch]

THIS is Hitman 2

[glad flame]

is the game well optimised? enough to run decently on low end hardware?

[wheat brook]

What the

[pale bloom]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/742191082627924011/1123046796038504488/ED6EFBC5-A68E-48C6-9103-B123B1ECC22D.gif

[stuck island]

No

[gleaming ermine]

define low end

[pale bloom]

no

[tall yew]

enjoy that gouda

[stuck island]

Never take slums if you have something below a 3060 💔

[drowsy finch]

[remote crater]

Its rdr2

[drowsy finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1132820997637152928/1416861906425090178/togif.gif

[glad flame]

core i-7 with low end amd and 8 gb of ram

[pale bloom]

i usually crash in the final fight with barron or during riots because too many characters with armour/organs just lags it out god forbid you stab one of them before you crash

[gleaming ermine]

i dont think it will run on your pc

actually it wont sorry

[pale bloom]

have u tried the demo?

[stuck island]

OH SHIT I CAN REACT TO MESSAGES NOW

[glad flame]

yes, it runs fine

[tall yew]

Depends what you mean by low end. And consider this. UE5 is demanding, physics based engine is demanding aswell. The game is also still i. early Access which means its unfinished so i wouldnt have too high expectations

[stuck island]

Who are you spring

Why do you wish me malcontent

[fading belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-horse-spring-spring-bounce-horse-bounce-gif-7260873565609322590

[tall yew]

yeah no, close to ni chance this will run on your pc.

[pale bloom]

if it runs fine on demo you may may may be able to play the EA but as i said i have crashes and my pc is a lil better than urs

its fine in the starting areas but the more armour u unlock the harder it is to run

[dreamy crystal]

Him man

[gleaming ermine]

and stay away from slums

[atomic sluice]

Ifart.cyim

[glad flame]

i tried it and it does, i got a copy from a friend and ran it using steam emulator so i didnt pay to just try it, and it ran alr, that was like 3 weeks ago

[stuck island]

Do NOT take slums

[chilly isle]

hero

[tall yew]

Slums is a great map... if it weren't for the performance right now. 😭

[pale bloom]

yeah slums is something else tbh, i have to play on dx11 and there are giant holes in the slums map on dx11 so watch out lmao

[vestal eagle]

Recent update completely fixed all lag for me, even on slums WHEN looking at the village

Bomb ass update

And on high

[fading belfry]

don't call yourself that

[tall yew]

alexa play "short change hero"

[normal quarry]

I can run slums on dx12, but not dx11. It is the ONLY map that works better on that version for me.
That aside, I don't like the literal SHIT all over the map that makes you slide around to your death

[pale bloom]

does anyone have any crafting weapons methods yet, ive just been using a polearm with a hammer axe spear head on it with Height and Mass turned up to 100% on all of them and if it has enought force its one shot to anywhere on the body

[pale bloom]

yeah the poo poo pee pee that you literally fall over and die on is a choice.......

[gleaming ermine]

go for the head

[tall yew]

Once you have shoes its not as bad, and i kinda like the idea of environmental challenges. It also helps alot to not run on the mud

[gleaming ermine]

azso what rank are you at

[pale bloom]

rank? uh the last one

[fading belfry]

polearm with the crescent blade with all stats turned up

[pale bloom]

ive defeated barron like 4 times

[tall yew]

i actually quite like building shorter (around midway length) poleaxes with hammerheads.

with the hook on the other end

[merry tundra]

Thats nothing

[pale bloom]

the weapon crafting is awesome fr i hope that expand on it tenfold

[tall yew]

azso remember, there is no right or wrong. only what feels right for you in case of weapon handling. There are alot of people that like heavier poleaxes, i personally like lighter/shorter ones. its all about taste and playstyle aswell