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my right hand is working fine rn
get a new one of those to make sure
oh it looks like my left hand is trying to unholster my weapon
what my right hand looks like right now
what my left hand looks like
anyone tryna run up parsec halfsword
just relax your throat and make eye contact bro
Ayooo
bro got a mohawk
that's what i'm syin
vas looking mfer lmao
you either get or give willie
and i got a will to willie
funnily enough i'm legit replaying far cry 3 right now lol
such a good game
lmao
i gotta play it one day
Had to swtich back to this channel lmao
Halfsword chat is always going crazy 
do you have a console
no
don't even bother getting it on pc, it's broken asf
aw
it looks fantastic but crashes every like 30 minutes
should i use this shield or the one i had before
no mods?
patches
neither, take backshots like a man
if you wanted to really try and figure out how to do it more power to you but from what i could tell it's literally just too old for newer hardware
bold of you to assume my hardware is new
bro my pc was made in 2018
they call me 007 mercs used - 0 people spared - 0 riots quelled - 7
eh its okay ill figure it out
there is probably a patch
hopefully
brother legit everyone has the same problem, but i wish you luck
the game looks and runs fantastic on pc tho
why would you not spare enemies
someone could fr be patches from souls in half sword now
what is he doing
the abyss is just tomb of the giants
cuz its funny to pull their helmet off and punch until its mush
duh
dude idk I just looked up “patches Elden ring”
it would be such a cheese build early game 😭
even pcgamingwiki has it unresolved im cooked
New mods got hired?
guys one of my opponents is regrowing his leg
kalann
told you, apparently one way is to disable cores or somethin, it's legit just too fucking old and ubisoft does not care. I dunno if the Remaster is on steam or just console but apparently console is the only way to go
issue so wide it has a lot of potential fixes AND marked as unresloved 🥀
The hammer and sickle build goes crazy 
any1 else get a butter knife when playing carnage in the demo?
yes
Bros a newgen chud
eh he probably had to rejoin
McDonald's
"hello fellow moderators"
thought he was just a new chud who gave crazy sloppy to the devs
Kalann is AI
actually
I knew it
Make a new one
he can survive that lowk
Lick half of your lips
halfway to commoner 🔥
still not gaining strength?
nope
Baki moment *MODS THIS IS AN ANIME IT'S BAKI AND THIS IMAGE IS GENUINELY A PLOT THING *
hopefully next fix is tomorrow and fixes it
Kalaan is actually just a
hopefully indeed
Chud
WHY IS THE PLOT THEM MAKING OUT LMAO
Very nice!
Bite force
damn, i didnt know you were so hateful you had to call him a nothing 😔
I have no hope for him as a mod
i bit force your mum
What rank is after knight?
Night rank
"hold g to give up" Never.
kday*
lord
im hilarious
Is there anything after that?
no, at the end of the day its the end of the day
no
can i take weapons off people
the mercenary that died looks like he has an really good sword
yeah
how
so i grab his weapon and hold e
Playing terraria, why does everything want me dead, I’ve been killed 5 times already bro
oh my god
why WOULDNT everything want you dead
his FUCKING ARMOR DESPAWNED
as a matter fact, I want you dead
Not again…
bro couldnt keep up with your bs he despawned 💔
is this tuff gang
fabricated
False
you're smart and handsome
False
is halfsword full realease more optismised thgan the demo
full release doesn't exist
like the versiuon that just came out

it always has been edited
as a matter fact i first said force then edited it to false
no, it runs worse
damn i cant even run the demo
its fun
Personal favorite
The arena is good but the hall is good
buff the zombies (999th time I said this)
i love triggering them and pushing them at my enemies with polearms
Why the fuck are you playing a horror game
because abyss isn't hard enough
They’re zombies, why would they be here to kill
buff zombie health nerf the bite
Hard, I can’t type to save my life

dude they literally fall apart like butter
Should i change my pfo
yeah but their bites are wimpy
Pfp*
maybe if ur in full armor yeah
whoever dies from a zombie bite deserves it
no it's iconic
but people with no armor get cooked
Ok nicotine
even when you're naked you're still good 99% of the time in my experience
then you havent been bitten
if they bite your neck you instantly die
how do i train certain muscles, do i just keep doing that one thing
Unrelated but if I got bite in a zombie apocalypse I'd hide it just to have the chance of taking someone down with me
true
or they bite your arm off
No it’s iconic
WELL IN
Use stamina
I have been jumpscared many times boy
i wasnt gonna
also, no shit bro that's supposed to happen 😭
You can jump in armor for legs, fight for upper body
so just run out of stamina doing one thing or does it apply to all
he just beat my ass
ohh
thank you twuzz
Good dont, because I told you not to
🤞
training
I could of sworn legs went with muscles
Do you actually have to train them individually?
yes
Huh
yes
go to chest and hover over KG
i dont think you gotta train them individually
I know
false
yes
That’s why I thought they were the same
galaxy confirmed
Plus, the save file doesn’t mention anything about legs
Is the fit erection worthy?
Unless that’s height
kool helmet
can we change our characters look?
strength is fucked in this update
I just experienced the most riveting story of survival that has ever occured.
wdym
you cannot gain strength
in the new hotfix they disabled it?
dont take a crucible of copper out of a campfire it crashes the game
This is happening to me rn
I am at man at arms rank and look like a sick old man
you can always change it in the files if you want to cheat it in
its SHIT
I HATE IT
craft weapons
oo amazing
oo cool
u can make ur own weapons
i wonder what the armor guy does
"adjust your armor to be better"
That would be nice, I made a really heavy halberd just to train, i tought i was just doing something wrong, lol
Oh yes this is a hard decision
do i...
adjust my armor to be better
or gain.. 1 pence
only for it to cost like 100 to change it back
like WHY WOULD I DO THAT
I HATE YOU ARMOR MAN
nah vro i like being able to adjust my armor
but ive already adjusted everything
except armor man let me duplicate a terrible baron cuirass
guys is it normal in half sword to behead someone and for their head to not fall off their body until you grab it
sometimes
adjusting armor is so cool right where you click buttons for your armor to be better
you cant even create your own armor
happens to me every time ✌️
man i dont care if its cool or not
its useful
why cant i modify a helmet to be heavier
😭
Heavy is the head that wears the gigahelmet
yeah, you can no longer build muscle
5 minutes spamming hits on the dummy constantly falling over and im still at 66 kg
Bro why is the fatal error still a thing? i was in the last round of the lords tourny and it crashed and made me start over.
its been over a year we need to get it together
I'm at 58 while fighting more than 50 days with only heavy halberds and full armor
me when im a COWARD!!!!!!!!
i just took out 2 people with one trap
magestic frontshots
traps are good at that
i survived getting my throat bit
in what lenguage the npc's talk
english
but i hear things like ''feber de kenak'' and that things dont sound me like english
it's middle english
like old lenguage
yes
yes'
the game is set in the 1400s they're not going to speak modern english
" YOU GOT L AURA BRUH'
yeah but i didint know it changes so much, like im spanish and my lenguage didint change so much whit the time
but you have different variations of spanish
imagine you get killed by a champion and before you die you hear "BROS CHOPPED" id actually blow my head off irl
is this tuff chat
How do I complete the quest with the drunk guy in ally as commoner
you dont
What do you mean
yes (I set it up myself so I'm gatekeeping it tho (cause I'm a bitch like the rest of the half sword server))
music sounds like ninjago
you dont for as long as you dont figure out how to do it
I got my first crash today
lol
LMAO
i was getting MAULED to death in an first blood match
and he walked into an trap and bled
Lol, idk if I’m supposed to kill the guy
you're lucky

is the shoulder shield or the back shield more useful
it's peak
I got stuck in a barrel and died 
that looks like negan
what does the schreiber role mean ?
how do i play fist fights in the new game?
Is forest still unoptimized or no for a steam deck?
brawls
Brawl
it should be good if you turn on dx12 or lower ofliage
ah is it not available through free mode anymorev
I’ll try that bc I launched slums day 1 release and it crashed my whole steam deck
It was only after 10 mins I could play it at 8 fps
Where the hell do you turn that on?
are crossbows not available through free mode either?
Nope
display settings
It means I study period accurate arms and armours
Wear arming doublet and vambraces
oh wow
study them for the game ?
It’s saying dx12 can cause performance issues compared to dx11
oh weird
weird artifacts yeah, but it helps performance in my case
Im not a dev but I do support them with references a little bit
a 20-30% improvement
helped me
Id like to see many armours in the game that fit the period half sword takes place
omg that set looks amazing
There's also some Swedish stuff in the game right now 
ngl half sword demo could NEVER compare to how good ts feels
I built this armor, piece by piece!
Alla tedesca cuirass is so cool
oh wow is there ?
I did NOT steal these off people and wear them!
How unoptimized is slums still?
Vro.
:O
The baggy pants are "sailor pants" iirc and are Scandinavian
Like the ones for peasants
So far
oo yea those ones are cool. i always pick them up in brawls but then lose them the next round since it resets :D
oooo i've yet to see that specific armor in the game
are these in the game ?
Yes
ooooo i havent seen those either
More armour is to come as well ❤️🔥
lmao
Tabard
amazing :)
ok
ok
Why's bart look like the dude from the hills have eyes
i think i accidentally killed my mercenary with an trap in the hall
why does an mace grip mass matter?
Better grip probably
whats the best blunt weapon
i think i need to retire my sword now
its doing too little on these armored ranks

I need to know, are there any cool physics based fighting game like the GOTY fight crab
that arent about swords and medieval
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Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!
please kill counter
zzzzzzz
that rv game with friends
golf with friends
ok
i wish we could put big things on our back
like the shield
big things + the crossbow
yeah bro
i was gonna make an big mace
but ive decided to make an mini mace
so i can holster it
and swing it fast
because i think the other guy was right when he said strength was broken
swords are cool shit i know
but you know what else is cool shit
fighting crabs
just get a flail dude
nah vro
ok
you are too lame to use a flail
i still wanna pull out my sword and use it when i can
same here dude
but sadly i got noone to pull my sword out to
nah son when they turn around and their back is exposed
wait if they turn around can i grab their shield and take it off
i tried that already, was sent to the abbys
and tiny mace lets me swing faster
HOW did you get sent to the abyss
what rank are you
my mercenary is kinda goated lowk
he just fought two people with the stick with spikes on it
in the demo that was the most op weapon in the game
lost his weapon
i tried to take their shield off, then an another person came and tackled me, then they called someone and i was sent to the abbys
Fighting that with my humble mace in demo and I gotta sweat my ass off to live
hes been knocked down TWICE
my mercenary got knocked down TWICE
and got back up
TWICE

hey
thats it?

just a "hey"?
sup
😡
ok
ok
You are meat fodder for the newly installed grinder actually, you're really just meat paste
Gotta feed these Wild Willies somehow
Be wary around this crowd 😝
WHATEVER do you mean by that GOOD SIR
It’s evening time so it’s super active 🙂
nuh uh
hey dude @rigid stream stop using your flail around children
btw do you know the artist that made that pfp I can't stop thinking how good it is
woah man dont mention abuse
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what is Half Sword?
what abuse
im abusing this op flail dude
i don't know why their eyes looked so alive
too bad so sad
Slim Shady is that you
Reported your discord profile (reason: meanie)
profile*
bro i need sleep
😂
You're smart for realizing this before you sent one +IQ on this member right here
what role do i need for gifs
?
“Level 2” or “server booster”
ight beeet
just gotta talk pretty much
P2W mf’s
Was thinking that lol
Cool fact 🙂
i like you, lets be friends
Also it’s the game that this server is based off

I know 😛
is the baron's beak a historically accurate weapon
does willie have a full name btw?
yes
it would be funny
Yes
Wilhelm W Fischer
Willionus Barony
an imposter
if its not Willie Johnson i'll be sad
holy
hard fought battle
here
the hell is this then
its like
God damn you
was looking for this gif but it's too far down lmao
CANON canon
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAA
It’s amazing how many Half Sword gifs the community has made already! Let’s gooo lol 😝
that is crazy
saving that

I have like 8 of these
😭
incredible
Hey fellas any tips of rusing the dagger? I'm unsure how it works.
simply incredible
@flat widget has some really good gifs made 💯
This is very mild. The halfsword gifs get very uh…explicit..fast
People can’t help it. Willie is just such a stud
The zombie one is the worst I have in gif format
jesus
Kaden MacKay listeners are chuds
what the fuck
NAH BRO
is this a mod or smth
Light work
asking for a friend
So, what do people think of the EA one week in?
Light work no reaction
they should make a mod for that
what does facing or paying them off do for me?
ok i am not asking this for weird intentions, and im mentioning weird intention cause of what was sent rn but will there be women in the game? or are there already?
I had so many rare pictures of old HS that can't ever be remade and losing them is so maddening since I reset my pc
They will..all mod roads lead to that stuff
Half Sword BOOBS mod...
yea
There will not be women or children added
children is literally obvious bro
Imagine if Steam workshop gets added in…I bet some people may put TF2 characters in it 😛 (and who knows what else)
Yeah you say that yet theres a reason I need to say women AND children
That applies to anything
someone check this guy's harddrive
noce
but women would be cool tho, at least i think so. cause ofc there might be reasons why they will not be added like you said
but i personally would like that idea
What?
nice*
nose
no its a gif
😡
it didnt embed
Newgens I swear
am i right?
Your incorrect spelling says you're a newgen
yo i cant lie
Imagine waking up to this right next to the bed…even worse..the blurred version next to the bed 😆
i should have more mass then ts dawg
Okay I did, now what

why is there so much mpreg stuff
i know what you are
Best sword I've ever created
Just made this 🤪
i luv spore
hell yeah ball knowledge
creepy santa
Oops
Thats a bird not a turret
they should lowk add guns to half sword
damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
arquebus'
paying them off makes it so you dont have to fight them/as many if you do and face them you fight them now
Add my zastava m70 to half sword
if they add blackpowder guns someone might be able to mod the game to add that
playing brawler vs low level npcs is too fun
enhancer is just for demo rn, yeah?
yeah
damn
so the solution of "just install hse and increase grip strength" do not work for me
The second the first firearm gets added you already know modders are gonna race to add modern guns
yeah I just updated it but trying to launch hse makes me reinstall the demo
yeah still demo
somebody's already made one but prob just hasn't published it yet
yeah, but you cant holster it
peep the makers pinned comment
you mean on the github page?
Only would be good with the animations from the firearm, smoke, noise and what not
on nexus under posts
oh so it dont auto update got it
I think?
I didn't see the big ass posts button
I don't even want an AK or M4 or anything I just want a flintlock or derringer
mostly flintlock
What on Earth is a newgen?
new generation
Yeah no shit but what is it reffering to?
Gen Alpha?
Some Discord shit?
I don't keep up with the internet slang
what's he doing there
just that someone is new/not an og fan of something
Ah
woah woah woah bad word
holy shit bro why are you cussing?
I don't understand cheeky breeky language
the word newgen lost all its meaning
I feel like newgen is still intac, larp is gone though
larp is gone
I was lwk about to call you a larp for your pfp
"CRINGE! BULLY HIM HAHAHA!"👆🤓
i am kidding bro please dont be offended, i love you
and i hope you have a fantastic day
💖
thanks bro
i have a hole in my shoes
Golden dandelion
ts server so tuff😂😂🫱🫱
hm
yo the strength glitch pmo bro
is there any rank after lord rank or have i beaten the game?
Bro why cant I use the leggings? It wont let me?
Essentially beaten it
You can fight the baron for his armor tho
aw man
each time u get a piece
Anyone know why I cant wear leggings tho or wtver?
Its got like thorns over it
I think they should add furniture
I dont gettt itttt
what is that gif dude
my half sword doesnt update
headshot, but it's in the dark
yall think they had crossbow drive bys????
imagine walking out yo home and some group of dudes on horses straight up impale you with 8 crossbow bolts
your mom
FIRST TIME EVER BEATINN THE BARRONN AND IT WAS ON MY FIRST ATTEMPOT
the cuirass is baller
good job
I wonder if halfsword will add Handgonne
ranged weapon mods will be crazy for sure
💔
now that there's some framework to support them
baseball bat
tung tung reference 🤤
are you able to backhand knives like michael myers?
specific knife
which one?
okay thank you
how do i fight the baron again
guys Halfsword runs great on laggy 10fps ngl
The commoner boss lives
aight william the third
ive figured out how to make myself big but how do i make myself small 😭
he's just a baby 
newgen talk
i love the higher pitched voice 😭

Dwarf vs Paladin
bruh what is this gif😭
Short story long It’s not over!
i swear some gifs are so bad 😭
Short story, over!
Why is the chud sad? 
i have a hole in my shoes

I have an hemmy in my shoes
this is even worse bro 😭
bro im getting to old for this shit😭
The comm is like nearly done 🔥 Hyped
comm as in commision? what did you commision if thats the case? (if i may ask)
Thats sick!
I made that camo pattern ❤️
so chinese
Wdym
They are South Korean 😭
south koreans have more oval shaped face
The character is Korean inspired, the camo is just granite b color swapped
And in the lore, she speaks Korean
14th century blackpowder handcannons
oh i can see it now
Chat will i win
No
I believe in you
It’s wraps bro
skibidis
i’m so fucking PURPLE
what if i dont wanna die
...
be a happy guy
not a sad chud
because being a sad chud is bad
No
yes
why the hell cant i post gifs
Yaaay
I DID IT
level 1...
SHIT HE GOT BACK UP
oh right
💀
i thought it said level 3 😔
Beehive might be OP
Twin please clean your desk
This game is amazing
Rala, the comm is nearly done!!!
he finally pointed out a bug. congratulations Chipsa
I need to get my mothsona commissioned but the artist I asked fucking GHOSTED ME
want my artist?
she does a lot of comms
peak customer service
maybe they died in a train accident?
Carefully

hallo
not surte
she drew a lot of like
furry like characters
like Jane doe but thats not rly furry
Something something Cheetos, something dangerously cheesy
cheezits?
When this game fully releases already game of the year
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No, Cheetos
cheesepuffs?
first time i appreciate thos cursed speed gifs is for the reaction to that 😭
i love how stupid oversized weapons are because i literally BROKE somebody's helmet. I didn't damage through their helmet, i literally put a HOLE in it
Maybe?
you can do that??
?!?!
send an picture
no
You probably made a big enough dent it clips through the head
<@&1080390104562016306> no clue if this is a bannable offense but im pretty sure it is (for context look at the profile aswell, im pretty sure this is like adverstising or something)
welp
i was too slow
LOL
they already got banned 
wait what

what happend
Shot a flare after rescue came
doesnt matter
im curious
its the thing you answered too aswell. i dont need to say more
You are true to your name
yes flote
sticks and stones may break your bones but words will never hurt
original joke i havent heard a million times
well should have thought about that when choosing that name tbf😭
I’ve also heard many jokes about water and or boats
Nuh uh!
So don’t feel too bad
i just got home from work and i feel lobotomized
dms
i have a new coworker named doug who's a 63 year old cornball
what he do
I instantly have to think of Flöte (flute) no offense just kinda is the first thing that comes to mind
are you german
Just think, you get to do this for another 50-60 years
Oh yes, I do often get Flote jokes
god damn
@stray sigil whenever you receive a pic share with the rest of the class
Flute*
Not german but from a german speaking country
he claimed he is the director's "left hand" despite getting there a week ago, when the director got close he repeated it but quieter because it's not true
also just kept telling me how to do my job
It’s also a very common typo
or you could become homeless and travel the country and see all the national parks and feel the wind in your hair as you surf coalcars
not helping me when at liberty to and implied to be there to do
certified cornball 😭
weights roughly 5.25 kg
Austria
oh he just clipped a cut through the helmet
Pretty average if you ask me
