general-catfish-🐱🐟

[lofty vector]

yet not level 4

[oblique badger]

Guys, Is there a scar system or there are just a face with scar among presets? I have played brawl and notice a scar on the char between mouth and right cheek.

[pine hawk]

????

[tall yew]

give up, sleep a night do equip your weapons and then you'll be able to restart

[small spoke]

wat I'm like level 15 or smth

[manic grail]

hell nahhhh

not giving up

[manic grail]

don't kill people

[lofty vector]

ohh mb

[tall yew]

whats your "????" about?

[small spoke]

#stat-rank-check

[gleaming ermine]

i only have like 100 or something

[pine hawk]

this guy

[gleaming ermine]

🫠

[lofty vector]

i have like 60 people in the abyss

[small spoke]

I'm in the top 30 of most active users somehow

[distant radish]

how much npc damage do u guys play on

[pine hawk]

1x

[tall yew]

oh i see, well he probably deserved it or something

[pine hawk]

no soul to speak of

[sage dawn]

what are the chances of each black armor piece

[pine hawk]

[sand fern]

normal

[tall yew]

i have changed exactly nothing on those modifiers

[mystic locust]

https://klipy.com/gifs/flightreacts-reaction-flight-reacts

[lofty vector]

pork and beans is such a good song

[tall yew]

nah this guy got rich off of me fr, im sure ive payed him several 1000 pfenning already 😭

[forest parrot]

There's black hairs in my pasta

[distant radish]

where do u see this screen

[cyan oak]

Tremendous thanks!!!!!!

[gleaming ermine]

at night time

guy in the back right

[distant radish]

oh thx

[pine hawk]

why the fuck isnt my mass changing

at all

[lofty vector]

paying off the abyss guy

[pine hawk]

its been 2 ranks and im still 72kg

[cyan oak]

Well after reading FAQ, i think it will be 69%

[lofty vector]

pump it by black eyed peas is good song

[tall yew]

https://tenor.com/view/tryan-trying-blocks-block-head-tryan-blocks-gif-13157134546106029566

[forest parrot]

Don't make inappropriate joke like 69

[sand fern]

it goes in the square hole

[tall yew]

ah shit, thanks man. That explains alot

[sand fern]

it was a reference man

[lofty vector]

it go in uhm i forgot

https://tenor.com/view/but-heres-the-uh-i-forgor-gif-26494840

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1410855358615781458/1446404420773482607/skeleton-running.gif

[tall yew]

i do not know that reference i guess 😭

[cyan oak]

I dont think that’s too much brother

[lofty vector]

👀

[forest parrot]

He isn't actually dumb because if you look at the shape it has round corners and sharp corners It is simply beyond anyone's comprehension

[tall yew]

chat, i think he forgor :(

[vernal crow]

OML im sorry!!

[lofty vector]

interesting

[tall yew]

Dont say youre sorry if you arent.

[sand fern]

spooky scary skeletons

[forest parrot]

Sex is bad for the soul I am a eunuch

[gleaming ermine]

okay

[lofty vector]

sex is bad but gay sex is where its at rn

[opal sigil]

is it impossible to pass out from stamina with baron armor??

[lofty vector]

iuhno

[opal sigil]

thanks

[tall yew]

murder also isn't but yet youre still in this server (im just being silly btw)

[forest parrot]

Don't get silky with me

[gleaming ermine]

oh i was gonna ask was silky meant

what

im sleeping

[tall yew]

Bro idek

[sand fern]

THATS WHAT I WAS REFERENCING

[tall yew]

Whatchu looking at huh?!?!

[forest parrot]

I don't play games 🎮 👎 👎 👎

[lofty vector]

very interesting

[tall yew]

game bad
But watching all day good!

[balmy jay]

its not an adult reference I promise

[opal sigil]

i hate the way he looks

[gleaming ermine]

i hate all the npcs

[opal sigil]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/m4qvPzUiGCgvqwdY8?invite=cr-MSxVZnQsNDUzMjYzOA&v=30 WHY AM I NOT PASSING OUT

[gleaming ermine]

why do they look so big

[lofty vector]

guys

i dont feel so good

[gleaming ermine]

please dont blow up you're funny

[tall yew]

[opal sigil]

😭 im trying to make my character dodge

like if u go backwards while spinning u can do some kinda dash

[gleaming ermine]

bro what the fuck are these files

[tall yew]

bro

[sand fern]

viruses oh my god!

[tall yew]

has entchantment table files

[restive trench]

gg you got hacked

[opal sigil]

where is that lmao

[gleaming ermine]

idk

🫠

[lofty vector]

time to reinstall windows

[distant radish]

yt shorts or tiktok?

[dull notch]

Viruses

[lofty vector]

sorry bro

[opal sigil]

gawd damn

[tall yew]

oh right i just remembered, someone mentioned it in the Hs-chat
I need back spoilance :(

i miss that mode

[gleaming ermine]

is this real can anybody detest

[lofty vector]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-covering-mouth-stream-scary-speed-scared-gif-3435748839023247479

[sand fern]

SPOILANCE GOT REMOVED?

[distant radish]

ooh dude that was so good

[sand fern]

noooo

[distant radish]

no it wasnt

but i miss it

[tall yew]

https://tenor.com/view/yamcha-yamcha-death-pose-yamcha-dead-yamcha-on-the-ground-yamcha-sleeping-gif-15816799

[lofty vector]

i think you got hacked broski

https://tenor.com/view/hand-on-shoulder-akakichi-no-eleven-everything-will-be-ok-my-brother-in-christ-we're-gonna-beat-you-gif-16692013677699419935

[opal sigil]

what folder were those files in

[gleaming ermine]

its for rpgmaker mv i think

[tall yew]

sadly it did

[gleaming ermine]

but idk what this file formatting is for

[dull notch]

I would reinstall your OS (those are 100% malicious files unfortunately)

[forest parrot]

The jungle bends to my whim I am a manimal

[gleaming ermine]

i've had them for a while though

[lofty vector]

thats bad

[sand fern]

my plans to get the ea is aborted (sarcasm)

[dull notch]

That’s what they are meant to do…stay there unnoticed sadly 😢 but definitely fresh install as soon as you can

[distant radish]

how to equip a hat or something ingame?

[sand fern]

by equipping it

[lofty vector]

it might be encrypted files the way minecraft had them for a while? or a virus, i would do a fresh install to be safe tho

[tall yew]

The real question is. Why didnt you already get it (being silly here)

[distant radish]

i mean like mid round my hat js fell off

[gleaming ermine]

the files are "3D point cloud data"

for rpg maker

[lofty vector]

grab it and hold what hand it is in

[distant radish]

ty dude

[tall yew]

if you steal it from someone you can hold down E/Q depending on which hand you hold it with.

[lofty vector]

idk man

[dull notch]

Also make sure to change your passwords on your emails and EVERY site since you’ve had them on there a while you said

[gleaming ermine]

i dont think its a virus just a weird file format

[long meteor]

anyones game crashing today ? i was fine yeasterday

3rd crash already

[dull notch]

It can be a keylogger, that’s why I said change all passwords bro

[sand fern]

parents wont let me spend money on any games

[stone sedge]

how do i cut my hair this hair is lagging

[lofty vector]

holy shit bro how many websites do you use @dull notch

[tall yew]

i see. o7

[dull notch]

I have 1 website obviously…those are my connections?

[tall yew]

All of them 🗣️

[sand fern]

18 in total

18 total connections

[balmy jay]

the most used ones aren't even in that list

if you know what I mean

[tall yew]

i mean i use alot aswell but i dont link everything to discord, i cant be asked

[tall yew]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-doakes-staring-suspicious-memes-gif-9038143639402170425

[dull notch]

He asked website…you mean like domain name? Yea only 1 domain and then all those are gaming platforms 🙂

[lofty vector]

realest thing any human has ever said

[balmy jay]

https://tenor.com/view/anger-management-jack-nicholson-yes-duh-nods-gif-5222702

[sweet goblet]

gosh i wish i could refund this slop

[gleaming ermine]

no you dont

[tall yew]

I only linked twitch because i get acces to channels for being a subscriber. wouldn't even have added that if it wasnt for the perks 😭

[lofty vector]

https://tenor.com/view/bait-cat-is-this-bait-cat-is-this-ragebait-gif-10902073105296387701

[sweet goblet]

sadly no

[tall yew]

no ones stopping you.

just refund it

[lofty vector]

i linked my marvel rivals and xbox rivals for free shit and xbox for one thing

[gleaming ermine]

i think boraka doesnt like half sword

[sweet goblet]

Steam doesnt want to

[balmy jay]

69 hours played

[tall yew]

Did tou play more than 2 hours?!

[sweet goblet]

the demo is so much better and its free...

[lofty vector]

https://tenor.com/view/bait-cat-is-this-bait-cat-is-this-ragebait-gif-10902073105296387701

[gleaming ermine]

it is ragebait

[tall yew]

not one of those people again

[sweet goblet]

ive got 200 hours on the demo...

[tall yew]

i mean ea

[sand fern]

ah yeah

[spice relic]

yes

[dull notch]

Take a guess what my website name is lol 😝

[lofty vector]

why do we keep using ellipses…

[sand fern]

hmm

[tall yew]

i... dont... know...

[little tartan]

the paten isnt able to be attached to the belt man

the golden bowl thing in abyss

[dull notch]

My username 🙂

[coral cliff]

did the perf get fixed?

[tall yew]

some if them are

[lofty vector]

uhm google.com??

[tall yew]

not everyone tho

[sweet goblet]

because I like to???..

[forest parrot]

If I could time travel in I'd go back to the inception of man and corral a tribe of chimpanzees

[dull notch]

Yea it’s a .com domain 🙂

[little tartan]

this mofo fought me for my LIFE

[gleaming ermine]

i wonder if its mickeydankmouse.com

[tall yew]

Boraka. Did you play more than 2 hours in halfsword early acves NOT demo

[lofty vector]

its completely optional and doesnt convey any emotion…

[dull notch]

Yep that’s me 😝 lol

[sweet goblet]

Yes, ive got 14

they did some shit with the movement, its not good

[tall yew]

Yeah well, obviously you cant refund it then

[lofty vector]

calls it slop plays half a days worth

[forest parrot]

I would go back with weapons for the monkeys and foods and firearms and we would rule the jungle

[gleaming ermine]

what shit did they do

[sweet goblet]

yees so i can have a proper playtime

[sweet goblet]

Its sloppy

[tall yew]

steam has a clear Policy of refund onky being viable for games under 2 hours playtime

[sweet goblet]

characters feels like noodles

[lofty vector]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-gif-5876125566236340594

[long isle]

blood footsteps?

[sweet goblet]

shush child, adults are talking

[lofty vector]

sick

[sand fern]

you do know you bought the game knowing it was early access

[gleaming ermine]

maybe its your sensitivity or sOmething idk

[sweet goblet]

have you played the demo?

[dusty musk]

also in the demo btw

[tall yew]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-how-you-look-like-saying-this-shit-gif-1054940577118253069

[sand fern]

and not all changes are permenant

[gleaming ermine]

yeah

[lofty vector]

your fault for not refunding in time good day

[long isle]

didn't know that i don't think i had it

[dull notch]

For some reason I saw a tiki totem face for a second on the footprint on the upper left 😆

[sweet goblet]

then you should understand what I mean

[tall yew]

People really love complaining about their own wrong doings

[lofty vector]

i wish i had thigh highs sometimes😔

[sand fern]

i think somebody lost their save because of the movement

[sweet goblet]

Havent lost it, yet...

[little tartan]

i use them because it makes me feel silly

[tall yew]

Real

[gleaming ermine]

but why

they are just long socks and thinner

[lofty vector]

they…are using it…. every sentence…

[tall yew]

why not

[little tartan]

oh

[forest parrot]

I'd love to be friends with a chimpanzee or Madrill

[little tartan]

ngl i said that with zero context

[lofty vector]

idk i wanna be petite sometimes ig why cant a man be petite

[gleaming ermine]

i dont wear them without garter belts

[forest parrot]

We would pick bugs off each other

[lofty vector]

its sunday yipee

[tall yew]

Sunday?!?!

did we skip a day

[gleaming ermine]

he lives in the future

[lofty vector]

yes

[tall yew]

?!

[solar inlet]

or is it?

[lofty vector]

its 12 am

[gaunt rampart]

helo

[tall yew]

ah i see

[lofty vector]

it is sunday

[tall yew]

https://tenor.com/view/holy-moly-gif-2379897567703251318

[forest parrot]

You're Australian

[tall yew]

he in tha future

[solar inlet]

where are you located

[long isle]

guys blood update when

[sweet goblet]

Does the enchanced menu work on the slop access?

[tall yew]

?!

[lofty vector]

australia

[gleaming ermine]

i forgive you

[solar inlet]

makes sense

[long isle]

i saw people yesterday say that tomorrow is a blood update

[sweet goblet]

huh?

[long isle]

or blood enhancement

[gleaming ermine]

its okay dude

[solar inlet]

blood 3.0?

[tall yew]

that was yesterday

[forest parrot]

🤙

[long isle]

yea yesterday they said tomorrow

[lofty vector]

people say slop to describe anything

[tall yew]

nah

[gleaming ermine]

the blood in the itch.io version was so awful

[tall yew]

the update was yesterday

but that was mostly the fix for AMD

[long isle]

i don't know they didn't specify something like that

[forest parrot]

Is there a rock hands emoji

[gleaming ermine]

a what hands

[sweet goblet]

Well its the closest in meaning to the thing i mean

so i dont find anything wrong

[solar inlet]

maybe you meant amd blood fix?

[forest parrot]

The stones

[gleaming ermine]

genius give me whatever you are on rn

[long isle]

nah wait maybe i can find some messages

[forest parrot]

Have you ever seen a Baboon or Mandrill

[lofty vector]

slop is something that they pump out that has no motive and lacks content, this game doesnt lack content and the creators of the game have a motive

[gleaming ermine]

i have not

[sweet goblet]

That's your opinion

ive got a totally different one

[tall yew]

thats not an opinion tho

[lofty vector]

no, it is simply correct

[tall yew]

thats literally what slop means

[sweet goblet]

Im talking about the dev thing

[tall yew]

in the context of gaming

[lofty vector]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-gif-5876125566236340594

[sweet goblet]

what is the motive of the devs, do you care to explain?

[rancid blade]

are u known what u can undress enemy?

[long isle]

@solar inlet

[forest parrot]

I love primates But I don't want one as a pet because I don't think they should be pets I would like to drink with a monkey

[tall yew]

atp i vote we just ignore boraka

[solar inlet]

woah

YES I GOT RED NAME

[lofty vector]

to create a fun game for people to enjoy and an accurate pyshics based fighting game

[gleaming ermine]

yeah dont most primates just rip people open and stuff

[sweet goblet]

yeah I would enjoy not you talking, thanks

[tall yew]

was that from some thread in feedback/bugreport?!

[long isle]

that means you got level 3 congrats

[pine stirrup]

YOU GUYS WOULD NOT BELIEVE WHAT I JUST FOUND

A RELIC FROM THE PAST

[long isle]

no it was in general catfish

[pine stirrup]

ITS

[sweet goblet]

they are not even CLOSE to their goal then

[pine stirrup]

COMMONER BOSS KILLER 9000

[forest parrot]

Yes

[sweet goblet]

care to hear my side of the story?

[lofty vector]

they are : ) cope and seethe

[long isle]

how

where

[solar inlet]

i'm no longer one of those complaining pink names

[pine stirrup]

Alley random spawns

[sand fern]

guys do not fall for the ragebait

[lofty vector]

forest

[tall yew]

ah i see, i mean tbf there's alot of people misreading stuff and/or just spreading misinformation (be it on purpose or not)

[solar inlet]

no way

[muted creek]

space isnt kick anymore,, how do i kick?

[sweet goblet]

Jesus christ, such meat riders

[long isle]

ok

[pine stirrup]

press space to kick

hold space to duck

[rancid blade]

on cellar random spawn too

[tall yew]

I mean. Thats kinda the point of an early access.

[lofty vector]

it still is kick just tap it

[solar inlet]

it is

[pine stirrup]

release space while ducking to jump

[sand fern]

ok

[pine stirrup]

ALSO GUYS

[forest parrot]

I would like to be monkey friends with a monkey who isn't able to go back to the wild for whatever reason and is reasonably chiiled out

[pine stirrup]

CTRL + SPACE AND WALK

[muted creek]

ooo u used to hold it to make ur kick stronger in the old playtest

[pine stirrup]

YOU CAN DUCKWALK

[long isle]

isn't holding space jumping or crouching

[solar inlet]

nice ragebait dude

[lofty vector]

thank you for that comment i thought i was lacking in the bedroom

[pine stirrup]

holding space is ducking because its lower than crouching

[solar inlet]

really?

[long isle]

okay whatever you say

your opinion

[pine stirrup]

YOU CAN USE THIS TO GET UNDER YARD FENCES

[sweet goblet]

🤢

[forest parrot]

I like monkeys because they are very similar to people so I can justify doing things with them that you cannot do with other animals like smoking or drinking alcohol

[lofty vector]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-mods-crush-his-skull-gif-454857235539207420

[forest parrot]

I would split a blunt with a chimp

[tall yew]

Genuine question. What sensitivity is your mouse on?

[sweet goblet]

Max

[gleaming ermine]

life could be a dream

[manic grail]

should i use a harness or spaulders and vambrace

[worn egret]

activate windows

[gleaming ermine]

pauldron and vambrace

[long isle]

guys i don't know whatcha talkin about but my gtx 1070 paired with a 12 year old processor handles this game pretty well on medium settings

[lofty vector]

well you complimented it

[manic grail]

ok

[forest parrot]

I'm not even kidding I think you appeared to me in a dream because I remember this exact scenario but I can't place my finger on it

[lofty vector]

never

[gleaming ermine]

dinkmaster is so awesome

[sweet goblet]

curious

[gleaming ermine]

hes my favorite server member i think lowkey

[long isle]

i have the same thing but it didn't appear in a dream

[pine stirrup]

Oh and you have to be looking down as well

[sand fern]

deja vu

[tall yew]

Genius is on that good good, whatever it is. And im happy for them

[gleaming ermine]

me too

😭

[sweet goblet]

Ive found a fix to the problems

[gleaming ermine]

i want some of it im jealous

[distant radish]

whats the last rank in the game?

[tall yew]

https://tenor.com/view/eurobeat-driving-racing-anime-gif-5752583

[lofty vector]

whats your pfp from it looks interesting

[lofty vector]

what is it

[quick bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/pirate-pirate-gif-give-this-man-a-give-this-man-a-true-give-this-matey-a-aye-gif-7627211564739902400

[tall yew]

lord but you can fight the baron several times to get all of his armor

[forest parrot]

I'm not high I am just full of Einstein energies

[pine stirrup]

iris out album cover from spotify

[lofty vector]

thank you

[quick bronze]

i thought you typed some other dude who's name is VERY similar to einstein

[sweet goblet]

Take a guess, how do you fix a problem in a game when no one cares to do so

[tall yew]

Deleting the game and shutting up?!? Because that would be a great solve for everyone of us

[gleaming ermine]

do it yourself 😋

[sweet goblet]

I thought you were ignoring me

[lofty vector]

i had like 3 lucid dreams last night

[patent yacht]

Baron's beak polearm is pretty OP for me

Make sure to grab that

[lofty vector]

i dunno i have a iq of 2

[sweet goblet]

Close

[tall yew]

Nah, after you said youd want me to i started writing again

[gleaming ermine]

idk bro

[sweet goblet]

good

[lofty vector]

you tell me @sweet goblet

[gleaming ermine]

im sleep deprived after drinking 6 redbuls and being awake for 30+ hours

[sweet goblet]

You can do it

[manic grail]

are the metal finger gauntlets better

[lofty vector]

only way to play half sword

[tall yew]

But seriously, if you dont like the game just delete it and dont come in here and ragebait about it 😭

[forest parrot]

I don't like when people condemn chimpanzees and other smart animals like dolphins for doing awful things

[lofty vector]

i cant put enough brain function towards this

[long isle]

guys i dunno whatcha talking about but this kind of gore is shit

[compact halo]

Could anybody help me out with armor I need help.

[pulsar sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/what-is-diddy-blud-doing-does-he-think-he-is-einstein-wowupatree-gif-14149449405818577507

[tall yew]

I mean dolphin are a different breed if diablocal behavior tbf 😭

[sweet goblet]

I didnt even try to ragebait, its a serious downgrade in the movement, you probably have more time than me in the demo so i thought people would understand what i mean

[sand fern]

its just a single mesh i think

[sweet goblet]

Yall got the wrong idea, im not trying to be rude

[long isle]

they needa upgrade the gore

[lofty vector]

@boraka what was the answer

[long isle]

also the blood feels very reflective

[sand fern]

in the demo or ea

[long isle]

like unrealistic as fu

[forest parrot]

People are in a much more prosperous position compared to these animals, I think people condemn them because it makes them feel better about the way that humans act

[long isle]

ea

[sand fern]

ea doesnt have any upgrades?

[lofty vector]

@sweet goblet what was the answer

[long isle]

in blood and gore only amd pooling fix and some optimizations on the blood

nothing changed

[tall yew]

i mean there will be, but for now i think there are other issues that should be tackled first :D

[long isle]

it's the same

[sand fern]

awh man

[lofty vector]

please i need the answer

[long isle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/patrick-star-86

[tall yew]

There will be in the future tho. We are still in version 0.6 so there alot of headroom

[lofty vector]

@sweet goblet please tell me im crying whats the answer

[sand fern]

thats cool

[tall yew]

Well i personally dint have that issue lol but yeah ive seen alot of people complaining.
Tbf my oc is pretty high end so yeah

[lofty vector]

was it deleting the game?????

[long isle]

but they're working on it 👌

[forest parrot]

Can vegetarians eat bugs or crickets

[sand fern]

cool

[sweet goblet]

no

[tall yew]

me thinks you gots ragebaited :(

[gleaming ermine]

i dont imagine so arent they living things

[lofty vector]

FUCK

[long isle]

be patient !

[forest parrot]

If I was vegetarian I would eat bugs

[gleaming ermine]

bugs apparently taste like sea food

[lofty vector]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490328151558455317/1468156142676086929/ezgif-6ad4c99b1929c8bd.gif

[patent yacht]

So are plants

[sand fern]

mk

[gleaming ermine]

well whatever idk

[worn egret]

we should all start cultivating

[gleaming ermine]

i dont know what vegetarians eat and dont eat

[worn egret]

i think vegetarians eat vegetables

[tall yew]

Im so hyped for all the stuff to be added once the optimiization is there :D

[long isle]

same

[forest parrot]

I think vegetables eat vegetables and bugs

[lofty vector]

is it playing the demo?????!!??

[patent yacht]

Will the great bascinet ever be added?

[sweet goblet]

nope

[gleaming ermine]

✍️ 🔥

[forest parrot]

Vegetarians

[tall yew]

what even is this image bruh 😭

[worn egret]

is seeking attention in the half sword discord server the answer

[indigo hare]

Yes

[lofty vector]

please tell me the answer im crying and shidding myself

[forest parrot]

Yes

[sweet goblet]

come on, try harder

[gleaming ermine]

instead of mercs they should add mandrills to half sword and they just maul people to death or whatever

sounds cool

[forest parrot]

Half sword with primates would be very cool

[tall yew]

moai, is raigbaiting a bannable offense?

[lofty vector]

PLEASE

[gleaming ermine]

for real

[balmy jay]

good news, humans are primates

[indigo hare]

It’s not allowed, at the very least.

[forest parrot]

I'm talking about the cool ones with the big red bums and the throat pouches

[balmy jay]

hmm, I only have one of those

[tall yew]

im just asking because i genuinely feel like boraka has been doing so. But thats for you (the mods) to decide i guess :D

[gleaming ermine]

dont they steal babies from moms or whatever

[lofty vector]

you actually have this in your bio @sweet goblet

[forest parrot]

I don't know I'm not on the baboon wavelength

[gleaming ermine]

you just gotta connect bro

you'll understand then i think

🕶️

[lofty vector]

why am i not getting pings from people replying to me?

[forest parrot]

I don't know

[gleaming ermine]

they turned off the ping when they reply like this

[lofty vector]

woah

[mystic locust]

merc actually doing work for once

[tall yew]

you can turn them on or off

[lofty vector]

thank you

[tall yew]

its on by default tho

[forest parrot]

There was a man who took care of a blind Baboon named Cindy

[lofty vector]

when will we get the trebuchet as a weapon

[balmy jay]

killing peasants for 3 pfennings in full plate, gotta love it

[tall yew]

i gots you

[heady trench]

WHY CANT I SAY SIX OR THE 7

[gleaming ermine]

can u make a french falchion

[forest parrot]

Cindy was like a grandmother to the boy as a kid and he kept taking care of her after she became old and it was a wonderful thing

[lofty vector]

https://tenor.com/view/uncanny-emoji-angry-hakayaki-hakayaki-angry-emoji-gif-13101565263917230073

what happened to boraka

[tall yew]

#🧠rot

[heady trench]

https://tenor.com/view/stalin-classic-pride-colorful-happy-gif-18101124

[lofty vector]

did he ever get the answer

[mystic locust]

Its hard but honest work

https://klipy.com/gifs/gosling-beating

[lofty vector]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[tall yew]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-perms-no-image-perms-epic-embed-fail-laughing-emoji-gif-25041403

[heady trench]

…

[gleaming ermine]

how i feel killing 5 people for 2 pfennings

[lofty vector]

@sweet goblet what was the answer im dumbfounded

[tall yew]

you need to be level 2 or 3 for gif rights

i think it was level 2

[heady trench]

Fuck

[sand fern]

wrong chat

[gleaming ermine]

😃

[heady trench]

Why man I had the perfect one but js look at this

https://tenor.com/view/marx-karl-marx-communism-soviet-union-marxism-gif-12636906807547980496

[gleaming ermine]

chamber are you a real nirvana fan

[sand fern]

i'd kind of say so, why?

[naive compass]

oh no

they got a lucky shot

oh god

its so over

[mystic locust]

how many souls...

[lofty vector]

SAY IT AIINNT SOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOO

[tall yew]

its to prevent people from trolling with a new account is my guess

[naive compass]

alan...

we are SO

FUCKED

[gleaming ermine]

what songs do you like

[mystic locust]

https://giphy.com/gifs/the-walking-dead-zombies-rick-grimes-KiPeUaBBlvKyk

[gleaming ermine]

if that reply was at me

[heady trench]

I love how they filtered 6 or the 7

[lofty vector]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-psychicpebbles-pim-smiling-friends-pim-mr-boss-gif-1373626090718171797

[tall yew]

Thats an ass gif bruh 😭 im gald you dont have perms

LMAO

[heady trench]

Fuck you

[lofty vector]

i got like 59 lmao

[worn egret]

https://tenor.com/view/lassalle-respect-socialism-ultraleft-gif-18023037239789021963

[tall yew]

[naive compass]

well did you win

[sweet goblet]

It works

[final sapphire]

yo buy me arc raiders

[heady trench]

Broke

[final sapphire]

ill jump of joy

[lofty vector]

i havent died yet

[final sapphire]

fr

[remote mural]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490328151558455317/1468156142676086929/ezgif-6ad4c99b1929c8bd.gif

[pine hawk]

rah

[lofty vector]

wrong server

[sand fern]

verse chorus verse, money will roll right in, return of the rat, and also the man who sold the world cover by them

[final sapphire]

balrighttt

[tall yew]

begging is bannable btw :D not saying i want you to be just letting you know

[lofty vector]

havent died yet

[balmy jay]

extraction shooter or br players in 2026 lmao

[final sapphire]

ok damnn calm down

[lofty vector]

what was the answer

[mystic locust]

ts fryin me

[tall yew]

im calm

[gleaming ermine]

i like verse chorus verse

[tall yew]

im just saying

[naive compass]

I GRAPPLED A ZOMBIE'S HAMMER RIGHT OUT OF HIS HAND WITH A PLANÇON

[sand fern]

hell yeah

[gleaming ermine]

i have 3 different mixes from the studio they did

[sweet goblet]

Wouldn't you like to know

[lofty vector]

TELL ME!!!!!!

[sand fern]

oh also i forgot to mention blew

[gleaming ermine]

i like bleach

[lofty vector]

i blew my toilet up

[gleaming ermine]

mr moustache shifting and swap meat are my favorites

[lofty vector]

i cant say yum mers

[forest parrot]

My crib

[sand fern]

ALSO "BREED" THE FUCKING DRUMS

[balmy jay]

straight or do you mix it with something to make it go down easier

[lofty vector]

drums mention

[sand fern]

dave grohl man

[gleaming ermine]

from the bottle of course

[balmy jay]

real

[tall yew]

Y'all know peak? Tell me where this qoute is from: "IM THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN" 🔥

[lofty vector]

guys i like weezer

[remote mural]

That one guy from borderlands

[tall yew]

He has a name tho :(

[gleaming ermine]

borderland

[remote mural]

His name was like Krieg or something idk I forgot

[gleaming ermine]

craig

[remote mural]

It’s been a bit

[balmy jay]

human centipede (not really but should be)

[tall yew]

craig LMAO

[gleaming ermine]

i forget

[tall yew]

krieg

[gleaming ermine]

i played the game when i was in like middle school

😭

[lofty vector]

borderlands craig i love craig

kreih

[gleaming ermine]

it was my favorite on the ps4

[lofty vector]

krieg

[tall yew]

Craig my goat fr

[remote mural]

I was right about something?

[lofty vector]

https://tenor.com/view/poop-train-gif-15347229

[gleaming ermine]

he was my favorite character to play his skills are all fun

[tall yew]

Yeah borderlands :D

Borderlands 2 is so goated
first game i got 1000+ hours in

[sweet goblet]

C**** *****E

[lofty vector]

wow shes so hot i cant blow this one, IM THE CONDUCTER OF THE POO TRAIN

[gleaming ermine]

i liked the pre sequel

didnt ge tthe hate

[lofty vector]

what

[gleaming ermine]

1 and 2 are my favorites though

[tall yew]

Funny thing is maya being a siren can read his mind so she knew what he was thinking :D

[sand fern]

GOD DAMN THE HS GORE DEVELOPMENT THREAD

[sweet goblet]

The initials

[forest parrot]

Moth I found recently

[lofty vector]

first time i played it i got projectile vomitting so now i cant play it without being super nauseous

[gleaming ermine]

he is cute

[forest parrot]

I saw it and thought it was a dead bird

[tall yew]

oh damn

[remote mural]

I have a friend who’s like a RELIGIOUS player of the Borderlands franchise, I asked him if the games really are fun and his response was something like “you think we play this for fun?”

[lofty vector]

i dont get this puzzle

[gleaming ermine]

looks too small though 🙁

[tall yew]

I mean it is fun but it also isn't.
Depending on the difficulty (as in the OP levels)

[naive compass]

THE ABYSS IS SO FUCKING FUN

[sweet goblet]

Now im not sorry for buying it

[lofty vector]

i got like super sick from a stomach virus and vomited 8+ times throughout the night

[forest parrot]

He must eat more

[sand fern]

trepang2 is a lot of fun

[naive compass]

only game i got close to 1000 hours was dark souls 3

[lofty vector]

i dont get it

[naive compass]

with 900

[gleaming ermine]

what do moths eat

[lofty vector]

clothes

[forest parrot]

They don't

[tall yew]

i could not 😭
i suck at soulslikes

[forest parrot]

Or maybe they do

I'm not sure

[remote mural]

I have 600 hours on Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

[naive compass]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA

[gleaming ermine]

have you ever seen a moth eat?

[naive compass]

GOATED

[gleaming ermine]

maybe they really dont...

[sand fern]

TABS MENTIONED

[pine hawk]

WOAHHH

[lofty vector]

only game i have is team fortress 2 at 638 hours

[forest parrot]

I think they get their nutrients when they are a caterpillar and live off that for the rest of their life

[vivid hill]

I like how superman has ptsd and nightmares of doomsday

I mean wouldn't u?

[tall yew]

Sadly all those 1000+ hours in BL2 are on my ps4 which i dont use anymore

[lofty vector]

rip

[remote mural]

I got 2261.8 hours on that game

[tall yew]

guess i gotta start another 1000+ hours on my pc

LMAO

[lofty vector]

pathetic

[forest parrot]

Did you know that silk moths are covered in their own shit when they are let out of their pupa

[gleaming ermine]

i didnt know...

[remote mural]

Fair, there’s people with like 10 thousand hours and ABOVE on team fortress 2

[sand fern]

the mace is overpowered

[lofty vector]

what does this guy mean please tell me

[quick bronze]

guess my animal, i made it super difficult

[naive compass]

what does the goblet even do?

[forest parrot]

If you look at photos of freshly updated silk moths they are covered in the brown

[lofty vector]

dog?

[quick bronze]

sell it for the big bucks

[remote mural]

Fish?

[tall yew]

uhhh... COME ON this isnt fair

[lofty vector]

sell it

[gleaming ermine]

monkey

[tall yew]

thats simply impossible 😭

[sweet goblet]

Hedgeborn

[forest parrot]

Longnecked deer

[gleaming ermine]

harlot!

[tall yew]

Ragamuffin!

[lofty vector]

SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THIS MEANS

[gleaming ermine]

dinkmaster what do you think about giraffes?

[tall yew]

if only we knew

[forest parrot]

Acceptable

[lofty vector]

WHAT DO THE INITIALS C E MEAN😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[gleaming ermine]

would you take one in as a pet

[lofty vector]

tell me pls

[tall yew]

what about... Axolotls

[tall yew]

i dont know :(

[lofty vector]

crap

[forest parrot]

No because it would be too high maintenance and I would probably eat it if it died

[forest parrot]

Also acceptabls

Ball

[lofty vector]

what about hampter

[tall yew]

genuinely i dont think boraka knows either. im genuinely thinking he's just raigbaiting you. Could be wrong tho idk

[sweet goblet]

Im eating patos with chilli and lime RIGHT NOw

[lofty vector]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-gif-5876125566236340594

[sweet goblet]

No, ive found a real fix

[tall yew]

https://tenor.com/view/skeptical-futurama-fry-hmmm-i-got-my-eyes-on-you-gif-5707122515404938820

[sweet goblet]

I forgot i could do that

[lofty vector]

tell us please oh wise one

[forest parrot]

I would keep one as a pet but it would probably kill itself

[sweet goblet]

im giving you a third intial

[tall yew]

well then just tell the people. no need to be secretive about it lol.

[sweet goblet]

CH E

[naive compass]

WHY IS HE STILL FIGHTING

[sweet goblet]

and its not cheats

[forest parrot]

I've heard they are notoriously fragile

[lofty vector]

cheating?

shit

cheese

[pine hawk]

first time on hall

"hey whats this do"

[tall yew]

for some reason they are i guess 😭

[sweet goblet]

im afk for a bit, last match of the knight title

[sand fern]

cheesing

[forest parrot]

I don't want an animal that is fragile because I will kill it that is why I want a monkey brother

We would eat together and go to the beach

[tall yew]

We do not condone cheesing in here
but cheese is very yummy

[gleaming ermine]

what monkey would you get

[tall yew]

he wpuld probably eat you at some point tho

[forest parrot]

Probably a chimpanzee

[sand fern]

what

[pine hawk]

pulled the lever

instantly won

lmao

he got bodied

[tall yew]

you'll find out

[naive compass]

hey

[gleaming ermine]

sounds cool

[forest parrot]

Yes but we will get doped together

[naive compass]

i think i killed all the zombies

why havent i still revived

[sand fern]

probably not

[lofty vector]

that one finisher in mortal kombat of the skull being crushed in

[sweet goblet]

The hammer weights 4 kilograms

[tall yew]

why not?

[sand fern]

i have to convince my parents

[forest parrot]

Thinking about it I probably wouldn't drink with a monkey just because of the potential behavioral problems But I would smoke with a monkey

[lofty vector]

is boraka homophobic🤔🤔🤔😭

[pine hawk]

wasnt even any sound effects lmao

donk

and dropped

[tall yew]

if you need to convince your parents this game isnt for you anyway. With the amount of gore that will be added

[sand fern]

wait

[sand fern]

no they dont let me get any games

not half sword in general

[lofty vector]

turn off

[sand fern]

is it the map with the

[tall yew]

no i meant as in, Youre probably not 17 or older

[tall yew]

i mean the violence is still there sooo

[pine stirrup]

Do you guys fw my Commoner fit

[tall yew]

nice fit

[gleaming ermine]

where thingy at

[lofty vector]

could have more for commoner, that shit is dangerous

need more armour trust

[pine stirrup]

Don't got access to bevors or standarts yet unfortunately :sad:

Might do an abyss dive though

[gleaming ermine]

i always forget the name of bevors idk why

[pine stirrup]

Got 30 souls I need to cleanse

[naive compass]

I DID IT

IM BACK

IM BACKKKKK

[sand fern]

there is a blood and gore slider no?

[sweet goblet]

is that too big

[sand fern]

i just wnat the game for the physics

[lofty vector]

game or something

[sand fern]

and the awesome medieval weapons

[naive compass]

why cant i equip vambrace?

[lofty vector]

guys i feel tired

[long isle]

equip arming doublet

[pine hawk]

you need an arming doublet

and if you have one already, remove the chains

[lofty vector]

arming doubl

[naive compass]

im using jack rn

rip

[pine hawk]

jack isnt worth it icl

[gleaming ermine]

me and my 200 polearms and poleaxes

yeah the jack sucks

[pine stirrup]

you dont need the drunk patron btw you just need a piece of him

[pine hawk]

noted

[naive compass]

monster

[naive compass]

how do i get arming doublet?

[pine hawk]

find it or buy it

[sweet goblet]

yessssss

[worn egret]

how is my buckler cutting better than my sword

[sweet goblet]

Wait is there a rank after that?

[worn egret]

no

[remote turret]

So tuff

[naive compass]

ok my vambrace deleted itself

[sweet goblet]

the OG

[vivid hill]

Since when was doomsday scorpio

[pine hawk]

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN I LOST

[sand fern]

bloody bastards?

[acoustic warren]

why cant i wear poleyns yet

[balmy jay]

the game

[acoustic warren]

and like some other things are like caged up or sum shi

[remote turret]

ye, i'm just now starting the japan campaign

a really nice change of pace from the british isles and hre

[naive compass]

no...

they didnt do this...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

they will suffer a fate worse than death

[balmy jay]

come on man don't... lose your head over it

[mighty badger]

i pierced his balls and dragged him home, fun times

[naive compass]

i will find you

[balmy jay]

https://tenor.com/view/skeletor-running-away-run-away-running-away-laughing-laughing-gif-21904123

[mighty badger]

plançon user, outrage deserved

[naive compass]

i got it from him :(

[mighty badger]

so he deserved to go

[naive compass]

they really nerfed the plançon to the ground

[worn egret]

what is flatface mcgee doing with that goofy ass longsword bro 😭

[mighty badger]

i mean, while it is dumb to nerf a weapon objectively made to be incredibly good it kind of trivialized the game

its still really strong

not Playtest levels of strong but still strong

[gleaming ermine]

fuck this guy in particular

[worn egret]

this specific buckler is the best cutting weapon in the game

[proven bay]

Fucked up

What happened to the guts from the playtest

@devs

[pine hawk]

smashing this guy in the only exposed part of his body until he stops moving

this is how achilles died you idiot

wear foot armor next time

[mighty badger]

im guessing the gore 2.0 will be added in the near future

[distant radish]

whats the max weight u can get to

[gleaming ermine]

idk but my character now is 93 kg

[distant radish]

hoow dude

[naive compass]

he did NOT

[distant radish]

im swinging and jumping it dont work

[gleaming ermine]

idk

[naive compass]

they had to stop me.

[pine hawk]

Fatal error!

[mighty badger]

i have no enemies like you do

[atomic mist]

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[naive compass]

THEY KILLED MEINRAD

[worn egret]

bros all peaceful and shit 😂😂😂😂😂 nahhhhh get out 💀😳 @broken sparrow youtube shorts bluds arise

i think i might commit seppuku now after i've said that

im sorry

[mighty badger]

I understand the rage given one of mine has been felled too

[mighty badger]

lmfao

[naive compass]

THE FATAL ERROR BROUGHT HIM BACK???

[mighty badger]

fight resets yeah

[gleaming ermine]

how do you all feel about the eisenhut

[mighty badger]

i liked its design

[worn egret]

forgot to bring da beaky with me 🥶

[gloomy urchin]

would i ever be found if i randomly moved to vorkuta

[rancid vortex]

Scoundrel!

[worn egret]

after 3 and a half minutes of flopping like a fish on the floor i managed to grab one of the rapscallions by the collar and stab him in the groin

[broken sparrow]

WHAT DO I EVEN HAVE TO DO WITH THIS

[naive compass]

they will fall and die.

[broken sparrow]

YOU ARE PINGING ME FOR NO REASON

[worn egret]

everything bro

everything

[broken sparrow]

THERE IS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME

YOU ARE JUST PINGING ME BECAUSE YOU FEEL LIKE IT

[worn egret]

why did you make me say it simoxbanana

[broken sparrow]

I DIDNT

YOU DID

[worn egret]

yeah you did

[distant radish]

are maces the meta?

[broken sparrow]

NO YOU DID

NOT I

[worn egret]

barons beak is the most meta weapon in the game

other than that its probably flails

[rancid vortex]

That's some insane posing, how did you do that

[tall yew]

damn that shower was peak

whats happening in here?

[sweet plaza]

93 kgs if ur max height

[rancid vortex]

Custom maces are beggar meta, axes are good as well

[mellow geyser]

Okay but 👀

[distant radish]

do yk what s the fastest way to get jacked

[naive compass]

complete accident

[worn egret]

what on earth am i looking at

[distant radish]

im man of arms

[worn egret]

bird furry knight??

[long isle]

guys i played the demo again and the combat there just feels

stiff

[tall yew]

https://tenor.com/view/ähh-was-rapper-interview-ahh-was-moneyboy-gif-11967753

[mellow geyser]

Plague doctor amour

[mellow geyser]

Have you heard of plague doctors

[rancid vortex]

Polearms then

[mighty badger]

i miss my wolfhart

[worn egret]

useful when the miasma is trying to stab you in the gut i suppose

[sweet plaza]

i think the system broke with the last update
with my pre update characters just playing was enough to get to max by lord rank

[rancid vortex]

Why are legs so pants and fluff?

[tall yew]

my main issue with Demo is that weapons have little to no weight to them compared to the EA which means you wont be punished for just swinging wildly

[mellow geyser]

I’m not gonna pretend that I know

[long isle]

yea

also it feels stiff and i swung baron's weapons a few times and nothing happened to the other person

[rancid vortex]

That could as well be a straitjacket looking at that cloth belt around the arms

[remote mural]

But, it’s funny

[long isle]

honestly the old baron looks bad but he has a cool custom mini shield on his shoulder

[gleaming ermine]

i can run the demo at like 150 fps atleast

[gleaming ermine]

he looks kinda goofy

🫠

[remote mural]

I love swinging my sword like I’m a crazed lunatic

[tall yew]

not saying anything against that. My problem with this is mostly people complaining about the new physics being bad. Just gives me the vibe of people that just swing wildly.
Not saying the physics are perfect in EA not yet atleast but they're already so much better imo

[rancid vortex]

He's imposing when you fight him after 20 fatal errors

[gleaming ermine]

i think the blood is alot better in the ea version

[boreal valley]

only thing i miss from the old baron are the pauldrons and sabatons

and the targe

[long isle]

same as you gng

demo just feels stiff, unfair

ea way better

[worn egret]

bastard hit me in the face with an axe

[worn egret]

i hate how you can't put a plume on the new baron's helmet

i want my ridiculous feathers!!

[tall yew]

Yeah i mean tbf, i can too in the abyss or yard. its way easier to optimize one map in a game with less lighting and a lighter physics engine.
But yeah still hoping for more optimization. I wanna play EA on max graphic setting :D

[long isle]

i find these feathers annoying when i am fighting

[boreal valley]

he aint here to play around

however i do think they should be an option

[quick bronze]

my headphones are broken so i only get full audio if i hold the wire at a very specific angle so i lowkirkuinely gotta locki n for the last 30 seconds of single ladies

[gilded perch]

is the game still very unoptimized

[rancid vortex]

You can't do cool sword tricks anymore though

[worn egret]

well i am

[long isle]

also the demo has a huge upside

half sword enhancer

[tall yew]

You can tho.

[worn egret]

true....

[pine stirrup]

its coming around this week

[boreal valley]

theres already a dev build for early access

[long isle]

where when why

[long isle]

gud gud

[boreal valley]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1287874567703887915/1466902479286440119/attachment.gif

[gleaming ermine]

the automod did not like that one

[worn egret]

dude my guy just tried to pick up the fucking horse in forest

i wanted to grab the other guy

[long isle]

yea i literally had 60 fps on my 1070 in the playtest and demo

[mighty badger]

John Wick would be proud of this beatdown

[rancid vortex]

That should explode you off the map

[gilded perch]

is teh game optimized now

[gleaming ermine]

no

[quick bronze]

yes

[tall yew]

kinda

[worn egret]

im quite fond of the reverse grip daggers but they're a little hard to use

[quick bronze]

yin and yang

[gleaming ermine]

its an unreal engine 5 game

it will never run on shitty hardware

[rancid vortex]

It will never be truly optimized

[quick bronze]

people realizing that their poop ass computers can only run poop ass games

[boreal valley]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1468998438757863584/Halfswordue5_2026.02.05_-_11.54.57.19.DVR.mp4?ex=69880928&is=6986b7a8&hm=0693322afb75b9d08e107ab0c88ec4ad53d91e7c24edcaf52432a0fb45e180a9& i introduce you to the Cuckold Sword

[long isle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ohnepixel-jeepers

[naive compass]

whats you guys favorite map

[gleaming ermine]

hall

[naive compass]

yes

[quick bronze]

yard or cellar

[long isle]

what ze fu

[tall yew]

i mean, optimized just means it runs as good as possible so it will. it just wont run on a potato

[long isle]

people with nasa pcs can't run this game

[gleaming ermine]

people mix optimize with being able to run on 15 year old hardware

[long isle]

huge downside

[long isle]

i run it on my 12 year old processor very well

[gilded perch]

so a 2 year old pc would be fine

[gleaming ermine]

idk

[remote mural]

Hit a home run with that

[quick bronze]

i can run this game and i have a 4070 super

[gleaming ermine]

mine works thats all that matters to me

[long isle]

i think the 5090 has a year or two

[quick bronze]

idk what yall r talking about

[boreal valley]

https://tenor.com/view/golf-swing-drive-course-gif-17385050531516750559

[tall yew]

except for the ground swallowing my swords and it not being super optimized yet it would be forest... the map with the fog in the morning looks so good

[worn egret]

i can run this game on an rtx 4090, why are you guys having performance issues?

[tall yew]

https://tenor.com/view/fr-lie-gif-9063740662564569899

[long isle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/side-eye-side-eye-meme-2

[boreal valley]

rtx 4090

https://tenor.com/view/jonah-hill-frustrated-wolf-of-wall-street-annoyed-smh-gif-9553858

[mighty badger]

https://tenor.com/view/lie-lie-detector-cap-you-are-lying-stop-lying-gif-12198388917433403789

[stone ginkgo]

how many FPS though

[quick bronze]

i think 60+

[mighty badger]

i mean yeah, ofc its gonna run of a freaking 40 series card bro

[quick bronze]

enough to make it look good

[naive compass]

NO

no

THEY KILLED HIM

[tall yew]

This.

[naive compass]

THEY KILLED HIM WHEN I WASNT WATCHING

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[stone ginkgo]

yeah id hope so, im asking because the Demo runs 240 FPS for me, and im wondering if EA will run at a similar framerate

[naive compass]

it wont

[worn egret]

guys why dont the devs just do this

when fps == bad
fps = good

[gleaming ermine]

i retract my statement like 50% though

[worn egret]

are they stupid

[indigo hare]

Ah Thats where Youre going wrong see, People demand 200+ fps or it’s shit

[stone ginkgo]

a lot worse? or no?

[naive compass]

comparing to the demo a lot worse yes

but its still goood

[indigo hare]

Point exactly

lol

[stone ginkgo]

yeah no, im gonna wait a bit longer then

[worn egret]

WHY CANT I PLAY IT ON 5 QUINTILLION FPS ON MY GT 730???? FIX THIS GAME NOW!!!!!!

[opal sigil]

making ur character a gorilla and going apeshit>ANYTHING

[boreal valley]

https://tenor.com/view/jonah-hill-frustrated-wolf-of-wall-street-annoyed-smh-gif-9553858

[tall yew]

It wont. The game has so much more details and graphical advancments, its simply not realistic to expect that from a way better looking game lol

[quick bronze]

ive been running games 60 fps my entire life lmao

[boreal valley]

you're running that shit above 60 man

[stone ginkgo]

nah, but id be fine with 120+ FPS

[mighty badger]

grab a chair then

[quick bronze]

fallout 4 made me be okay with 60 fps

[stone ginkgo]

but i dont wanna walk to the chair store

[mighty badger]

you WILL grab a chair and you will LIKE it

[tall yew]

Im just happy if i can run it on high/epic with 60 stable frames. which for a game like Half sword you dont need more than 60 frames imo