general-catfish-🐱🐟

[scarlet creek]

they were easy anyways bro

[untold flume]

yeah I know

They fall apart real easy

[knotty kiln]

why is it so dark

[scarlet creek]

because I pissed off satan

and now I have to use a faulty flashlight

[fiery juniper]

why are you playing like you're in the 8th layer of hell

[earnest kestrel]

-# Until you kill 12 knights cause you use a poleaxe and are just that good.

[scarlet creek]

because I am 💔

[visual maple]

does the weapon handling feel any better now that self-collision is off

[untold flume]

Yeah when they have weapons and armor and one little nick could blow off a limb like you shot hit by a 20mm projectile, yeah
not so easy. But generally they're not hard

Also the blood flying farther is epic

[scarlet creek]

bro did my foot have to get stuck just now 😭

[dark eagle]

guys i bought half sword when it released and then refunded cause it was so much issues with performance is it all fixed? and worth to buy'

[modest talon]

... bro ??

[scarlet creek]

of course that's the first thing you noticed

[bronze latch]

our characters should be able to be made semi transparent

[modest talon]

bro poppin chub while fighting demons in hell😭

[untold flume]

I like that I can actually throw down the gauntlet now

Hold H and throw it down

[untold flume]

🗣️ 🔥

[earnest kestrel]

This is the song that was in my head when I seen that image

[gaunt ember]

are the pools fixed yet

[modest talon]

lmfaoo

[earnest kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/bamboozled-astonished-shocked-shocking-goosebumps-gif-12084918004451775410

[untold flume]

Flail goes hard. Worse to fight against than the placon. Impossible to block most of the time

You get too close and the flail will swing past your shield and into your skull.

[glacial grove]

I love pushing my longsword into enemies skulls

[untold flume]

what did bro mean by that

[glacial grove]

also why is thrusting unrealistically hard?

[scarlet creek]

Same bro same

[scarlet creek]

cause it isn't your mom

ohh got you !!1

[glacial grove]

with longsword

[earnest kestrel]

I have discovered making your own blade with low mass makes it so much easier

[untold flume]

It isn't too hard. Armor gets in the way. I have an easier time doing it in first person because I can see where the sword is goting better

[glacial grove]

I have 1.4 kg max length

[scarlet creek]

I thought you just had to put the point of balance near the handle

[glacial grove]

you do

[untold flume]

You probably don't need max length

[earnest kestrel]

You do yeah

[glacial grove]

poke poke

Wth

i thrusted into guys throat

[worn egret]

bro is nonchalant

[glacial grove]

it didnt pen

[untold flume]

I don't think most swords spawn as max length. Enemies don't do stabs very often
So you could just do a shorter sword and control it easier

[glacial grove]

even though he is unarmored

[marble sable]

no problem! dm me if you have any more questions 💪💪💪

[earnest kestrel]

But just having it be low asf has almost a quarterstaff like fluidity at the cost of momentum

[opal sigil]

why is ur medal working mine says server error

[glacial grove]

LOL

[worn egret]

IT'S HIM

[glacial grove]

Who

[worn egret]

willie

[glacial grove]

Ayoo

yeah

[earnest kestrel]

Not quite

[worn egret]

close enough though

[wide lily]

is the new update good

?

[earnest kestrel]

Yeah

🗣️

[wide lily]

How much did it fix tho

[scarlet creek]

it turned the abyss into this

and added women

[earnest kestrel]

Don't know about the AMD stuff but the actual weapons feel better

[scarlet creek]

and a open world mode

[wide lily]

lol

wdym

[wide lily]

?

[scarlet creek]

yes it unlocks when you retire

[wide lily]

why did it not say this in the updates

then

[scarlet creek]

the devs wanted it to be a surprise

[sand fern]

you can retire in the game???

[scarlet creek]

yes

[sand fern]

sick

[modest talon]

damn i made a super light max length sword and its actually very good and easy to control

[opal sigil]

r/halfsword
Do you guys wash your willies?
I hadn't washed mine for 8 months, and decided to finally do it because he had a really bad odor.

But I gotta be honest, I regretted this decision immediately. He was just slippery and slimey afterward, and I wasn't able to wrestle it as well.

Idk, I just couldn't grab him that day.

And tbh, he smells even worse now.

[glass sigil]

my willy smells really bad still

[scarlet creek]

this is why we don't give peasants access to internet

[opal sigil]

im man at arms tier

[topaz fjord]

gonna sound stupid but does retiring essentially have the same affect as killing your character (new feller you get to make) but without losing items

🙏🙏

[opal sigil]

yes

[topaz fjord]

thanks

[wide lily]

it is not a open world

[scarlet creek]

yes it is]

[wide lily]

where

[scarlet creek]

when you retire it unlocks the open world mode

[wide lily]

how do you goto it

[dire flare]

Hey you wanna go for coffee later? What am i doing, oh nothing just in a duel to the death. Oh dont worry Im pretty much done anyway 👨‍🦰🤳

[wide lily]

?

[modest talon]

gas

[opal sigil]

imma die and fight the 250 souls waiting on me soon i think

[dire flare]

Elden Sword

[earnest kestrel]

SPOILER
||If you delete System32 it unlocks a Black Baron set||

[modest talon]

bro shhhh dont tell people that

[dire flare]

If you chuck your pc out the window it unlocks
"Touch grass" mode

[modest talon]

we gatekeep around here

[earnest kestrel]

Oh yeah mb mb

there, fixed it

[wide lily]

did they add women tho

[opal sigil]

yeah i dont get why u cant make ur character a woman

[wide lily]

where

[modest talon]

helmet sliced completely in half by longsword less than 1kg

[earnest kestrel]

Ew no, I hope they never

[opal sigil]

couldnt care less abt historical accuracy in that case i want to kill people while having boobies

uh

not ina weird way

[pseudo barn]

ooo

[warm pebble]

That was... meh ngl

[agile oar]

60fps on slums ❤️

[earnest kestrel]

What does that even mean given what I said?

[warm pebble]

I mean... you could, its just historical accuracy

Buuuuuut

Mods will 100% bring womans

[opal sigil]

i want a lightsaber mod

[warm pebble]

Nah dont worry i knew it was satirical

[warm pebble]

Theres already a bad one in the demo, but my god would that be fun

[opal sigil]

huh

my game crashed and i joined back and im in an empty map

[mellow geyser]

Hello loves

[split ginkgo]

how is the games performance?

[opal sigil]

depends

[mellow geyser]

It’s fine

[opal sigil]

its not great

[pseudo barn]

is there mods?

[earnest kestrel]

Only partially. I like the game for its accuracy and A LOT of others do too. The ew part was a joke but I do genuinely hope they never do because it would break the genuine authenticity of that accuracy so many nerds that flocked to this game enjoy.

[south tangle]

One time my game crashed and my willie was naked

[opal sigil]

WOA

[south tangle]

straight up butt-naked

[earnest kestrel]

Proof?

👀

[south tangle]

No, go get your own naked willie

[earnest kestrel]

Okay okay 🖐️ 🖐️

[warm pebble]

Same take, mods can add anything, let us sheathen our swerdes in historical accuracy, not in shame

[summer coral]

why does this game get worse the more updated it gets

are the devs just incompetent

[blissful pulsar]

is there a maximum to how much you can build muscle?

someone should make a mod so there is no maximum

become saitama

[mellow geyser]

You seem to know a lot, go build your own game then

[chrome token]

Normal day in a russian bar

Just some spetsnaz

[summer coral]

why is the demo unironically better than the paid product

[chrome token]

EA is better

get a better pc and play EA again

[summer coral]

it sucks

[south tangle]

Idk EA is so fun to me

[chrome token]

no it doesnt

[mellow geyser]

Yeah, I find it more fun tbh

[chrome token]

EA doesnt suck

[summer coral]

the weapons twist and turn when swung

it feels like shit

my rig is fine

[shy narwhal]

guys when i drop itemy by h (clothing) how can i wear it again?

[mellow geyser]

Yes, weapons move when moved

[summer coral]

not even referring to the framerate

the game just sucks now

[chrome token]

the weapon hitting is good

[south tangle]

Press and hold Q or E

[earnest kestrel]

I mean, I can't really share my true opinions publicly mainly because its my biz and also a ton of people on the internet don't like opposing world views but I agree, let the modders do what they will but if that gets outa hand and degenerates take over what is supposed to be a cool game and push out the normal people just trying to nerd out, that'd not be tool coolio if yah get what I mean.

[summer coral]

why didnt they just release a full version of the demo

[chrome token]

because its a demo?

[boreal remnant]

is there a way to steal armor from people or just weapons?

[chrome token]

???

[shy narwhal]

tysm 😄

[south tangle]

you can also steal peoples clothing with this one simple trick

[mellow geyser]

Why didn’t you wait until it’s the full release

[summer coral]

because it got worse with each update

like i said

[indigo hare]

guys fr. when someone comes in just to say they like the demo more than EA, you dont HAVE to respond. there is no discussion to be had. they make their opinion known, and thats that

[mellow geyser]

It’s fun tho

[summer coral]

because the demo is objectively better

in every aspect

[south tangle]

Yeah you gotta grab their piece of armor/clothing

[boreal remnant]

PLEASE OH MIGHTY ONE GIVE ME THYN KNOWLEDGE

[south tangle]

and just hold Q or E

[chrome token]

who said its their opinion

[boreal remnant]

OKOKOK ILL TRY

[indigo hare]

i dont even know how to respond to that

[mellow geyser]

Hey man, what

[indigo hare]

well ill be see how easy it is to not engage it

[opal sigil]

bullies people in low level brawls: :D
all my stuff is now gone: :C

[meager pond]

Is frey the mastermind behind the hate

[warm pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/green-mile-im-tired-boss-michael-clarke-duncan-gif-2375696290766999196

[chrome token]

brother i just play EA

[summer coral]

you paid for a worse product

[south tangle]

freddy fastbear

[warm pebble]

Your pushing it

[chrome token]

and i like it

[warm pebble]

We heard you

[indigo hare]

too many arguments this past week 😔 just let them say their piece and leave them alone

[meager pond]

I paid for peak

[indigo hare]

theyre only here to be negative. unless they offer actual feedback that goes into #1465774955009540257 its just bait

[summer coral]

careful guys the wannabe mod gestapo has arrived

[warm pebble]

I understand opinions, but people that are actively trying to push hatred are pmo

[south tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-i-liked-it-i-was-good-at-it-gif-23089818

[indigo hare]

see what i mean

[opal sigil]

keep malding, EA is poggers

[chrome token]

oh kip is ragebaiting

dont respond to him

[summer coral]

https://tenor.com/view/sakshi-okay-gif-24764953

[indigo hare]

yes careful. your opinion has been made known, make a #1465774955009540257 and move on

[lost pike]

bro why is your twitch name kip the snuggler wtf

[summer coral]

its not i changed it to kipthesmuggler 10 years ago

[indigo hare]

dont attack people personally please

[summer coral]

because dumbasses like u get weirded out by it because ur 12

[mellow geyser]

That’s the entire point of half sword though /j

[chrome token]

woah buddy we dont disrespect eachother around here

[warm pebble]

Lmao

[opal sigil]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/m49wJLl9h19-xLyMZ?invite=cr-MSxYTUosNDUzMjYzOA&v=13 merc understood the assignment

[indigo hare]

im glad

[warm pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-half-sword-gaming-halfsword-gif-7801855342474474189

[opal sigil]

how can u see this and think demo is better

[warm pebble]

Ngl i really want my feathers back

[indigo hare]

because opinions are opinions and nothing you say or show will change their mind. if anything, arguing someones opinion makes them even more ingrained into it

[opal sigil]

the log traps alone are worth the 20$ 🥲

[summer coral]

$20 for a worse playing piece of shit

[chrome token]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-and-patrick-melting-gif-25594329

[amber hare]

Update is a W but sometimes the blood just floats in the air

[indigo hare]

for the love of god stop engaging bait

[opal sigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1469415966759850156/speechmemified_IMG_3850.gif

[summer coral]

my hate comes from a place of love

[opal sigil]

i made it a reaction gif!!

[summer coral]

for the demo*

[opal sigil]

then keep playing the demo

[summer coral]

ig i will

[chrome token]

https://tenor.com/view/johnelsonartist-caricatures-caricature-walking-niche-gif-13564862247584275999

[lethal goblet]

yess the update allows me to play at last and im having so much fun, also does anyone know how to use the taunt mechanic?

[hasty linden]

I love the early access but man the free play sandbox mode is really shitty. Like why the hell can I not pick maps or create weapons in it?

[indigo hare]

brother, opinions are totally welcome here, the game needs criticism to get to a state where everyone is happy with it. please make a #1465774955009540257 post. if you dont want to thats fine, but stop repeating your opinion over and over again, please. we get it, you dont like it. theres nothing more to talk about if you dont have actual criticism

[mellow geyser]

I sneezed

[indigo hare]

agreed, they need to fix free play

its not free at all

[mellow geyser]

Thank you

[candid egret]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/m49w9rLgFes9Wuoac?invite=cr-MSxDdFEsMTc4OTgxMzQx&v=6

if only we still had the old gravity

[hasty linden]

Literally, you get stuck with the basic weapons too

[chrome token]

#1467525956708077884

[indigo hare]

why they didnt just make it, choose a map, choose your loadout, choose your match type. end of. so easy

[lost pike]

if you 'insure' weapons and armor from the campaign you get them in free mode.

[opal sigil]

you should specify constructive criticism ''EARLY ACCESS FUCKING SUCKS I HATE THE DEVS GOODBYE'' is criticism afterall

[hasty linden]

You gotta advance in the campaign for the cool weapons though

[indigo hare]

fair enough

[chrome token]

Strict free mode

[lost pike]

so play it? It takes less than a day to complete it and get full baron armor.

[hasty linden]

It wouldn’t matter if we could just have the GUY WHO LETS YOU MAKE YOUR OWN WEAPONS

[indigo hare]

yes but thats not FREE

yeah you can insure weapons, get through progression easy enough. but free mode isnt free

[opal sigil]

lowkey tuff

[chrome token]

They should add a dog who you can give food by the trader and it can find random items for you

[lost pike]

then make it in campaign. Insure it. Then bring it to free play?

[hasty linden]

The point is I shouldn’t have to

It’s a sandbox man

[candid egret]

you dont get full baron in 1 day

unless you nolife

[opal sigil]

i mean, u could js make it in progression and insure it ig

it is stupid doe

[chrome token]

when are we adding bhop in half sword

[lost pike]

I got full baron armor within 8 hours of gameplay.

[hasty linden]

and you can’t use the other maps which is weird

[candid egret]

so you played 8 hours straight

nice

[lost pike]

thats a thing?

[indigo hare]

the whole point is though, free mode not being free. you should be able to open the game, choose map, loadout, enemy, and play

[lost pike]

Yes.

[opal sigil]

i did in like 1-2 days but im at my boyfriend's house so i can barely play

[indigo hare]

why do we have to go through progression for free play?

[candid egret]

says a lot man

[dark eagle]

AFD

A

AF

AF

[candid egret]

i got mine today

[chrome token]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1466170089383661832/1466170493731340490/togif.gif

[candid egret]

didnt really play a lot

[hasty linden]

https://tenor.com/view/btweers-treyreloaded-gif-9828766681290374907

[opal sigil]

tuff

[chrome token]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1384532664010276878/1460287270115610688/attachment.gif

[candid egret]

but i did no mercenaries

[tardy dock]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1138196554180722843/1328114064584478730/attachment.gif

[opal sigil]

christ almighty

[mellow geyser]

Balatro mod

[candid egret]

havent hired a single mercenary in my entire playthrough

[opal sigil]

real

i only started using them like 2 hours ago 😭

[indigo hare]

mercenary are for the weak

[dull notch]

🤦‍♂️

[indigo hare]

solo everything

[candid egret]

they ruin the fun ibr

you just watch them fight

[mellow geyser]

It’s all the roll of the dice

[chrome token]

the game might be boring but the soundtrack is good

[lost pike]

is 8 hours of gameplay on a saturday alot for you?

[candid egret]

id rather get merked by 2 of the baron's goons when they both have pollaxes

[indigo hare]

if you cant solo everything then youre not a real willie

[candid egret]

yes

[hasty linden]

YES

[candid egret]

it is

[chrome token]

How is good malware creating this ost

[indigo hare]

pure fuckin talent

[opal sigil]

its so easy with flail its kinda absurd

[sand fern]

nah

[candid egret]

flail is so dumb icl

[indigo hare]

stop bringing that guy back up by replying to him

[mellow geyser]

I also want to flex this

[dull notch]

Over 46 hours now! Let’s gooo!

[safe grove]

IS THE FULL GAME ACTUALLY OUT

[mellow geyser]

No

[indigo hare]

EA

[opal sigil]

im at 63

[candid egret]

does more blunt damage than 3.5kg pollaxe

[opal sigil]

EARLY ACCESSS

[safe grove]

IS IT MULTIPLAYER

[mellow geyser]

A 6kg sword does a lot of blunt damage

[safe grove]

LIKE OPEN WORLD

MULTIPLAYER

[indigo hare]

https://klipy.com/gifs/screaming-screaming-man-1

[dull notch]

Split screen

[candid egret]

im at 18 ingame hrs

[indigo hare]

your caps lock key is on

[mellow geyser]

Deathloop

[opal sigil]

NO IT ISNT. HOWEVER YOU CAN PLAY SPLITSCREEN WITH A FRIEND ON CONTROLLER

[candid egret]

splitscreen is still buggy tho

p sure

[mellow geyser]

Good game

[safe grove]

😡

[mellow geyser]

I’d recommend it

[indigo hare]

a death loop

[chrome token]

half sword is so boring after you beat it

dude when are the gamemodes going to be added

[opal sigil]

tbh i was using it the other day with this guy that i meow with sometimes and we were having fun, u do have to rejoin when person on the left dies

[chrome token]

ADD THE PIT

ADD NARROW PATH

ADD HORDES

[indigo hare]

content is coming

[mellow geyser]

Ur colt and ur stuck in a time loop that resets every death or at the end of the date, you have to kill 7 visionaries to end the loop

[indigo hare]

its not over yet

plenty more will be added

[chrome token]

Bless us before Monday please!

PLEASE

[lost pike]

Pit pls

[mellow geyser]

It takes place in the same universe as dishonored btw

[candid egret]

guys

is having 300 hrs on balatro okay

[chrome token]

Been playing half sword since Half Sword Demo

[mellow geyser]

I think I have more than that

I used to mod Balatro

[candid egret]

i have 300 hrs

[opal sigil]

ADD SEX TO HALFSWORD BEFORE MONDAY PLEASE

[lost pike]

Okay for all the crap that the EA gets due to stability (which i thankfully dont have issues with)
Genuinely I do feel a bit cheated that they had stuff in the trailer that wasn't on release like the bridge/pit stuff.

[candid egret]

without mods

just pure gold runs

[candid egret]

even worse

[remote mural]

I got like 2000 hours on Team Fortress 2 but there’s people with like 10k hours on that game so it’s not that much in comparison

[lost pike]

rip mordhau i miss you

[placid vector]

bru they added new shirts even if das not their name

[candid egret]

across all of my steam accounts i have ~7k hrs on cs

in like 8 years of playtime

[candid egret]

yeah im ok bro

[chrome token]

i've been playing half sword since OLD half sword demo

[frosty stratus]

i never in my life thought i'd see willie kiss a zombie

[restive trench]

yeah same, i miss 0.3

[lost pike]

Did anyone here play old chivalry?

[frosty stratus]

same

[remote mural]

There’s a guy with 100k hours on TF2

[sand fern]

yeah bro same same

[candid egret]

Zombie bites are so annoying

[chrome token]

Eastern Europe Starter Pack

[candid egret]

low

[restive trench]

no

you need the entire cs collection

[remote mural]

This guy

[candid egret]

csgo hrs count towards cs2

they’re on the same game but csgo legacy is a beta

[restive trench]

what the fuck

[candid egret]

And still doesnt have all the achievements

hes 100% using bots to farm hrs

[restive trench]

mfer got 11 years of playtime

[chrome token]

noob i have more unlocked

[remote mural]

There’s a surprising amount of achievements in TF2 with pretty annoying requirements or that are legitimately just unobtainable but yeah he is probably just AFKing

I’m excited for the Poker Night at the Inventory remaster

[indigo hare]

thats gotta be botted

theres only 336 hours in 2 weeks

or he jsut leaves his shit on 24/7

[frozen mason]

Buddy are you aware of the server you're posting this in? You don't need to censor the mutilated remains of that person.

[frosty stratus]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1469438406613274787

[restive trench]

hes right

[remote mural]

People playround gore isn't bad enough to need censoring imo

[earnest kestrel]

Guess what it is

[dull notch]

Steam?

[remote mural]

sandbox game

[earnest kestrel]

Nope and Nope

[opal sigil]

meow

[earnest kestrel]

Close but think more bare bones

[opal sigil]

osa

[dire flare]

https://tenor.com/view/the-joke-superman-flying-missing-the-joke-not-getting-the-joke-gif-16558902

why can some people post images and some people cant?

[earnest kestrel]

More VRey

[hybrid granite]

levels

[opal sigil]

uhhhhhh

[mellow geyser]

Bonelab?

[dire flare]

lame

[earnest kestrel]

I'd rather die

[opal sigil]

idk vr games good

[dire flare]

bad server

[mellow geyser]

Or boneworks

[hybrid granite]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1423350697138720880/1423407354434813964/Screenshot_2025-10-02_223226.gif

[earnest kestrel]

Thats a better game but no

[mellow geyser]

Damn

[opal sigil]

since new update i keep having unexpected error crashes

[dire flare]

I /ban the server owner

[opal sigil]

like in the demo

[dire flare]

become new owner

profit

[frozen mason]

Speaking of VR I'm still waiting for Valve to release their new VR headset so I no longer need the Meta Quest.

[hybrid granite]

dont diss on mcwonder

[cobalt schooner]

Vr games kinda trash now

[earnest kestrel]

It was just SteamVR

[hybrid granite]

he goated dont you dare talk shit about him

[earnest kestrel]

No game specifically

[dire flare]

Is he the dev for the game?

[opal sigil]

...

[hybrid granite]

community manager

https://tenor.com/view/back-off-pink-role-blue-pink-pink-role-rolecism-gif-2858204077725205571

[earnest kestrel]

[dire flare]

I was gonna give him a pass, but nope he doesnt. Gotta do better

[chrome token]

when i tried to join the discord server of half sword it didnt let me because the link expired in the game

[opal sigil]

this is easy if you know ball

[frozen mason]

Eh, outside of a few games VR games have never been amazing.

[dire flare]

Jesus came to judge man of their sins. I came to judge discord and reddit mods

[chrome token]

what about tuff people like me

[earnest kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/shoebill-i-hope-hope-you-realize-gif-24863894

[restive trench]

aim trainer?

[dire flare]

Level segregating the water fountains

[frozen mason]

One of Jupiter's moons was melted down to generate that guess btw

[dire flare]

crazy

[opal sigil]

nuh huh

[opal sigil]

guns are a good part of that game, like half of it

not sure what that is

[restive trench]

oh is that marvel rivels

[opal sigil]

nope

BIGGG game

VERY popular

[dire flare]

Elden Ring

[earnest kestrel]

No it was SteamVR

[restive trench]

damn, i thought the blurred thing was first a target, then it looked like captian america shield

[earnest kestrel]

What does?

[opal sigil]

okay, imma give this hint. the beige parts are the arms of two different people

[chrome token]

Ukrainian ball in search of gas

?

[hybrid granite]

Idfk vr games im not rich enough for a vr i can barely get a new gpu

[restive trench]

yeah, no idea, wanna say gta 5 but doesnt really look like it

[jaunty grail]

I have died and now it says that 86 souls seek revange

[opal sigil]

okay, if you want a hint that narrows it down a lot. ||its in the top 10 best selling games of all times||

[opal sigil]

UR RIGHT!!!

[earnest kestrel]

oh no, I usually turn my PC off when I'm done and unplug the base stations cause it damages them.

[restive trench]

oh damn

[chrome token]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/758480/Ukrainian_ball_in_search_of_gas/

Steam

Ukrainian ball in search of gas

Once upon a time there was a Ukrainian, went to work, drank gorilka, ate bacon, but once our hero touched it with a gorilka and turned into a ball! The Ukrainian did not lose his head and rolled around the city, but he decided to fun. Now his goal is to steal gas.

You play as a man turned into a ball and you need to steal all the gas from the f…

Price

$0.99

Recommendations

550

[opal sigil]

Gta v legacy edition

ahhhhh the escapist

[chrome token]

rimworld

[restive trench]

mfer on the left look like the things from mario

[opal sigil]

what is it the escapists 2 or some bullshit

yall suck at this btw

[restive trench]

hey we dont memorize game covers

[opal sigil]

i dont either

[oak harness]

they added new music to the updated build

[restive trench]

gmod?

cause blue

aw

[opal sigil]

OW?

[daring jay]

FINALLY you can kick on the ground 🔥

[opal sigil]

overwatch

[restive trench]

overwatch

[earnest kestrel]

*Rainbow Infinite

[acoustic zenith]

DUDE THE GAME IS WAY SMOOTHER I LOVE THIS

[restive trench]

terreria?

[acoustic zenith]

im actually so happy rn😭

[earnest kestrel]

Worldbox?

HAHAHA

[opal sigil]

idk what that game is icl

[restive trench]

same

[earnest kestrel]

I was staring at that shit so hard then you said this

You guys should check it our

Looks like it has a tire, guess I'll never know this one

[cosmic fulcrum]

where did my baron armor and weapons go 🙁

[restive trench]

probably racing

you can see the tire

[opal sigil]

farming sim 24

25

23

22

something like that

mud runner

[earnest kestrel]

No clue, try asking in the other chat where they are more helpful

[worldly vapor]

sprocket

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1362110518663577783/1450218098148905084/SPOILER_eatmyass.gif

[cosmic fulcrum]

i did equip some stuff in free mode, lemme see if its like transferrable or something

[earnest kestrel]

Yes huh

[restive trench]

bro playing construction

[cosmic fulcrum]

yeah that was the case

[restive trench]

beamng idfk

damn

[earnest kestrel]

I got one

Nope

Think more industrial

Close asf

In style and ganre

YES

[restive trench]

what bout

nope

nope

nop

its survival

zombies

nope

[earnest kestrel]

Project Zomboid

[restive trench]

yes

[earnest kestrel]

I KNEW IT

[restive trench]

now this i have no idea

[earnest kestrel]

The little fur guy

[restive trench]

yeah lmao

gotta play that game more

its fire

[river oriole]

hmm, heavier weapons do feel a bit better after the patch, however i think two-handed swords still feel very wonky

[opal sigil]

omg i love beamng!

[earnest kestrel]

Almost 100%

[restive trench]

does it have it in the name

flipper

[dense acorn]

Advertising other games or mwntioning is forbidden, if people find out there are also other games, they may not play halfsword

[opal sigil]

i was away from my pc while it was guessed

[dull notch]

This is general chat

[scarlet creek]

revisiting the demo

[earnest kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/shoebill-i-hope-hope-you-realize-gif-24863894

[dull notch]

This is for Half Sword chat https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1043854764095582260

🙂

[sour reef]

holy peak

[verbal geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-hand-back-away-dog-leave-disgusted-gif-15798798190133447846

[restive trench]

yeah no idea 😭

[ancient tulip]

wow that looks great

[dull notch]

Ouch!

[restive trench]

dont know it lol

[scarlet creek]

who else thinks the ultimate challenge would've been better for EA than the current lord tourney

[worldly vapor]

ultimate challenge was too freaking hard

[wanton wind]

JUST GOT THE GAME LETSS GOOO

[scarlet creek]

yeah that's WHY!!

[restive trench]

here is an easy one before i go sleep

[scarlet creek]

progression is way too linear in EA, UC kinda fixed that

[restive trench]

nope

also nope

its a f2p

[indigo hare]

Based, love path of exile

[opal sigil]

warframe

[restive trench]

nope

😭

[ancient tulip]

good

[restive trench]

try looking into the art you might spot something

[worldly vapor]

war thunder

[restive trench]

yes

[opal sigil]

whatttt

[worldly vapor]

tf why is it 77 gb

gaijin...

[opal sigil]

who plays wt on steam

[restive trench]

idk 😭😭

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/scav-prototype-casualties-unknown-expie-gif-8383039454739558063

[opal sigil]

hd textures and all prolly activated by default on steam idk

[restive trench]

wait show full

[opal sigil]

some alien game

[restive trench]

resident evil idk

[opal sigil]

batman?

[restive trench]

its the same

kinda

[opal sigil]

the forest

sons of the forest

[midnight cedar]

YES

[opal sigil]

YES!

[restive trench]

probably different monitor resolutions

[ancient tulip]

whats the point of retribution

[safe grove]

how do i steal armor off of people i killed

[midnight cedar]

we should breed and ask our child if he agrees with us

[restive trench]

you defeat someone who deaeated you before

[weak sundial]

grab them and hold Q or E

[safe grove]

someone u lost to u get to reverse them for extra money

[scarlet creek]

does anyone else miss pulling the flesh like this

[safe grove]

ty

[restive trench]

yeah i got like 786p monitor

maybe

[midnight cedar]

who's we

[scarlet creek]

how do you not know

[restive trench]

no lmao

1366x786

[scarlet creek]

holy poser

[scarlet creek]

poser 2

[restive trench]

that demo 0.3?

[scarlet creek]

0.5

the ultimate challenge

[smoky junco]

Grab the armour and then hold e/q

[restive trench]

oh

yeah

that happens

[scarlet creek]

larp larp larp sahuuuuur

[restive trench]

i thought that was pulling guts from 0.3

[scarlet creek]

that was fire too

[indigo hare]

Poser

[scarlet creek]

nah I called u a poser because how do u not know the ultimate challenge

[indigo hare]

Autocorrect fucked me achaun

[restive trench]

anyway gotta actually go sleep goobnight everyone

[scarlet creek]

here at half cord we're bitchy gatekeepers

[restive trench]

tupid

[indigo hare]

But not when I need it

Ok

[scarlet creek]

what card are you using?

[indigo hare]

Okay it’s fixed

[earnest hill]

nice i have a 140p monitor

[scarlet creek]

isn't dlss only for nvidia cards

and fsr for amd

does it work?

[scarlet creek]

why did bro save a photo of my burg

[earnest hill]

why not

[elder pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1437180450962673861/1441243753900671167/shado.gif

[scarlet creek]

roleplaying this must be peak ngl

[worldly vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1308212349882208327/1308458514926010388/watermark.gif

[elder pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1408968142407073847/1466839405044961461/image0.gif

[scarlet creek]

why would I lick your fingers

👁️

[sleek tinsel]

nova online jumpscare

[scarlet creek]

who is kai

[earnest hill]

will i run salfhword? athlon 64 X2, ati hd 2600xt, 4gb ddr2

[fading belfry]

finna buy that new cia over 20 minute reading time vivet

[elder pawn]

tung tung sahurr phonkboi

[earnest hill]

no idea if you guys know about this, some people might, but anyone remember when "can it run crysis?" was a legitimate benchmark and kind of a meme?

at the time i got like 10-15 fps on crysis

oh serious?

[scarlet creek]

grandpa go back to sleep

[earnest hill]

didnt know

[earnest hill]

back in my day 👴

[fickle monolith]

a honorable kill

[sand fern]

will my pc run half sword it has a geforce 256 intel 4004

[earnest hill]

i think i still have crysis on my old pc lmao

[fading belfry]

this game needs to let you stab yourself

[elder pawn]

yo mama

[fickle monolith]

nuh uh YO mama

[earnest hill]

LMAO

[fading belfry]

i wanna go out like seppuku

[scarlet creek]

https://tenor.com/view/minaluvr-gif-19537855

[elder pawn]

i don’t have a mother i am the color purple

[scarlet creek]

https://tenor.com/view/deadinside-gif-27219843

[fickle monolith]

this is frying me

[fading belfry]

no i just think it would be cool

[elder pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/tung-tung-tung-tung-sahur-tung-tung-sahur-tung-tung-tung-sahur-brainrot-baseball-gif-13999381090646842001

[scarlet creek]

https://tenor.com/view/brightney-dandy's-world-twisted-emo-spongebob-picmix-gif-8684912350436715437

[fickle monolith]

i feel like he doesnt mean it in some edgy way i think it could be cool for some like samurai ass deaths stuff like that

[sleek tinsel]

ue5

[fading belfry]

mmmmmmmmmmmm unreal engine 5.......................................... 🤤

more purchased assets............

[sleek tinsel]

yeah totally

[scarlet creek]

because madoc is an optimization freak who cared so much about that shit he made his own engine and the physics run at like 80 hz so it can even run on a laptop older than me

unlike half sword that must run at like a fuckillion hz and it even recently got increased ( I think )

that's because this game was rushed

end of story

[frosty stratus]

guys. i drank a redbull in 30 secconds and feel like im on fcklukinng crack wtf should i do

i feel like doing smth so bad rn

[verbal seal]

And does anyone have any reccomendations to fix the fps?

[fading belfry]

laarp

[frosty stratus]

tf is a laarp

[scarlet creek]

larp larp larp sahuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuur

[fading belfry]

gentrified buzzword

[scarlet creek]

https://tenor.com/view/w-larps-w-larp-larp-larper-larping-gif-16185753525307038774

https://tenor.com/view/larp-star-wars-roblox-gar-stormmstz2-gif-11766308031918024273

[scarlet creek]

it just means live action roleplaying

https://tenor.com/view/dagorhir-belegarth-larp-boffer-spin-to-win-gif-8153949535446594590

[earnest hill]

guys hear me out i should get a custom goose role because im so well know right guys

[earnest hill]

like ive been in the server since 2002 trust

[scarlet creek]

who the fuck are you

[earnest hill]

i bet ALLL the mods know me trust (source: trust me bro)

[fading belfry]

who the fuck is this guy 😭

[vestal eagle]

If you ain't played since the playtest, your a poser sorry to break it to you

[hybrid granite]

why can i buy armor when im at beggar tier?

[earnest hill]

DUDE whatever happened to the guts

[vestal eagle]

You can't

[scarlet creek]

https://tenor.com/view/who-is-he-who-is-that-who-are-they-peppa-pig-the-dude-nobody-invited-gif-7795800917251558454

[vestal eagle]

Really though, why did they remove the guts

I miss it

[fading belfry]

they hate us and want us to die

[earnest hill]

dude they were so good

[scarlet creek]

dude you're here since 2 february, you haven't even played the abyss only demo, larper calling larper out

[swift carbon]

Anurism

[scarlet creek]

😭

[earnest hill]

ditto

https://tenor.com/view/hot-dog-ketchup-mustard-mayonnaise-chocolate-gif-4566800033157904826

[indigo hare]

That version of gore was incompatible with the new version of unreal engine that came after

[safe grove]

good build for commoner?

[fading belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/tony-soprano-james-gandolfini-the-sopranos-drawing-painting-gif-14648608313489473242

[safe grove]

oh great i cant

send pics

[earnest hill]

oh really? that sucks

[scarlet creek]

was the abyss demo in ue4?

[fading belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/benjammins-idk-this-person-questioning-random-person-this-who-gif-5295285761881556675

L gores

[scarlet creek]

because devs were too lazy to use baked lighting

[vestal eagle]

I can't screenshot my playtest in steam cause it's gone, but just know, I played when the demo was just the abyss and the platest was more fleshed out

[fading belfry]

genuinely why isnt there baked lighting

[indigo hare]

Yes

[vivid hill]

Huh, I think one of my cats laid on my keyboard today. Look how DARK that dropshadow is. I just alt f4'd I aint clickin all that

[half crag]

why is the optimisation in halfsword ass >:

[indigo hare]

I don’t know im not a dev

[scarlet creek]

thing is we don't even need lumen

[earnest hill]

why ISNT it

[slate marsh]

UE5

[vivid hill]

Grey

we need u

to find out

[vestal eagle]

Use task manager

[fading belfry]

that makes me wonder why not just have different lighting options

[half crag]

yeah fair point

[vivid hill]

alt f4 worked

[fading belfry]

like you can have lumen enabled or not

[vestal eagle]

No it didn't lmao, what are you talking about?

[broken spindle]

sprinters are scary

[slate marsh]

also 4K rock textures 1,000 feet away from where you actually are is a big reason

[scarlet creek]

what

[sick folio]

HELP

[scarlet creek]

both have lumen

[earnest hill]

you should give me a custom goose role because everybody agrees i should get one trust me

[sick folio]

WHAT THE FUCK

[fading belfry]

damn didnt know they actually had options

[vivid hill]

yknow what, sorry ur right, I waasnt the one that tried it on my own keyboard how could that have possibly worked

[half crag]

i wish they would add xess or fsr to hs

[vestal eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-scared-holding-breath-terrified-gif-5049853410287167077

[half crag]

lmao

[indigo hare]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-thanos-confused-eefar-thanos-scarlett-witch-scarlett-witch-gif-16041254

[slate marsh]

just give up atp

[fading belfry]

this will take at most 2 hours and at least 1 hour and 40 minutes

[earnest hill]

yes you do trust me

[scarlet creek]

yeah but they both have that ugly smeary lumen, we don't even need that shit, baked lighting looks and runs better https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1468293586939281409

[vestal eagle]

Thanks for admitting fault bro

[vivid hill]

Grey I'm watching ur anatomy

its some crazy anatomy

[sick folio]

I DIDNT INSURE ANY OF MY GEAR

[vivid hill]

u sure ur human?

[sick folio]

OH LORD

[scarlet creek]

brother TSR is temporal super resolution

😭

[swift carbon]

Your a killer

[hybrid granite]

restarted my game and its gone, well thats a bug i think

[vestal eagle]

Just git gud bro

[drowsy finch]

The Pitt is bettuh

[indigo hare]

God damn outrageous, nothing is sacred anymore.

[vestal eagle]

Probably

[scarlet creek]

I disabled lumen with UUU and the smear was gone

[fading belfry]

bum lmao

[glacial grove]

Hello

[earnest hill]

nobody will see that i secretly have three testicles because there's so many people talking

[sick folio]

I DONT EVEN HAVE A HELMET ITS OVER

[scarlet creek]

unreal engine 5 unlocker

[glacial grove]

I did

[earnest hill]

no

[vivid hill]

idk I hate all shows revolving around first responders and detectives, they can never not keep the baboon out of the writers office

[scarlet creek]

you just disable the lighting engine (set it to none) and you're good to go

[glacial grove]

I ve seen it

[earnest hill]

brooklyn 99?

[vestal eagle]

Do I have your permission to post a gif that is not loading in my favorites, I need to see what it is I forgot, and I lowk don't know if it's nasty or not

[fading belfry]

"we need to stop the fire from hitting that big fucking gas tank" "break open the gas tank and let all the fucking gas spill on the floor" "great idea you fucking idiot"

[glacial grove]

Yes

[indigo hare]

Sure, and if it’s bad youll either get warned or banned if it’s awful enough

Take the gamble

[vivid hill]

Okay nvm SERIOUS shows about detectives and first responders

[indigo hare]

Nerd

[vivid hill]

brooklyn 99 is funni

[earnest hill]

ok phew

[vestal eagle]

Alr

Here goes nothing

[earnest hill]

https://tenor.com/view/blm-gif-25815938

[vestal eagle]

Bro

[glacial grove]

,,i say skill issue" -david

[vestal eagle]

It's Alex Jones saying Jew lol

[scarlet creek]

people are getting lazier by the day

[vivid hill]

Like bruv why did Lucifer have to be centered around a detective

[fading belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8yo6zuGY3A

[hybrid granite]

i just clicked play abyss by accident and i havent killed anyone yet, how do i get out?

[vivid hill]

Every show feels like it has to have a detective

[earnest hill]

lucifer was overrated

[indigo hare]

404 error, BUT i will say, it’s a good thing. Because we don’t allow controversial/political figures

[glacial grove]

I love em

[vivid hill]

I liked its first season, it devolves from there

[vestal eagle]

Alr, that's a good rule

[scarlet creek]

at what settings

bro is playing evil half sword

[atomic mist]

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[lethal linden]

is it just me or new update broke collisions and weapon hurtboxes?

[glacial grove]

Good boy willie

[glacial grove]

I think it did, but slightly

[vivid hill]

Idk bruv I seem to be getting along fine

[indigo hare]

They disabled collisions with your own weapon on yourself and same with ai with theirs, but it seems to have messed with some other collisions

[vestal eagle]

You are NOT playing half sword, what the fuck

[glacial grove]

sli?

[vivid hill]

No, even tho I have the integrated GPU disabled it still lists it there

[glacial grove]

Fait

[vestal eagle]

Ok that's reasonable for an unoptimized game

[glacial grove]

fair

[scarlet creek]

"reasonable for an unoptimized game" isn't everything reasonable for an unoptimized game

[glacial grove]

is

[vivid hill]

imagine an unoptimized game being unoptimized

smh

[glacial grove]

lol

[vestal eagle]

I mean poorly optimized, holy bro

[lethal linden]

I tried briefly with longsword, greataxe and polearm. The longsword worked "fine" even if a bit wonky, the greataxe behaved like a mace only occasionaly sticking into flesh or cutting, and the polearm was unusable, it constantly fased through enemies and the spiky bits wouldn't do damage

[vestal eagle]

Stop being so pensive

[scarlet creek]

no I want to be the most annoying bitch in the server

!!!1

[glacial grove]

it doesnt break for me

[vivid hill]

I mean, I play on lowest settings

but it looks quite good regardless

[fading belfry]

quite a bad thing

[vivid hill]

Idk idrc, it looks the same as the demo

What more could I want

[fading belfry]

basically demo without shadows

[scarlet creek]

nah it looks better

[unreal bay]

lets go bowling niko, the bowling

[fading belfry]

we do not lie

[glacial grove]

why does the game not save my graphics setting

[vestal eagle]

How tf did you make this

[mint skiff]

sup

[glacial grove]

The hell?

[mint skiff]

ayt ts linkin park pmo

[scarlet creek]

what are we saying

[glacial grove]

fair

[vivid hill]

I wrote a mod to adjust my weight and height, but u can edit ur save file instead, however, it wont keep ur weight after a round

[vestal eagle]

Oh ok

[scarlet creek]

any screenshot to prove that?

[drowsy finch]

The good doctor <3

[scarlet creek]

https://tenor.com/view/omg-the-omfg-monster-monster-scary-gov-mshd-gif-22999903

[vivid hill]

I disagree, I think the demo ran as well as it did because it was so bare bones visually and map wise

[vestal eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/columbo-clublumbo-running-hill-trip-gif-22300836

[vivid hill]

As soon as you added more willies

the game lagged

[scarlet creek]

surprisingly more willies run better on the EA

[vivid hill]

It was balanced to run well

[fading belfry]

nope

[vivid hill]

I think thats because the dev team is so small, they cant buy every gpu

[vivid hill]

u can say no, but I'm accounting for my own experience

[fading belfry]

blood caused fatal errors and having more than 10 items on a map fatal errored

[vestal eagle]

The blood was SO bad in the playtest

[vivid hill]

Right, but alot of the issues that were gpu related

[scarlet creek]

that's why we must give every dev a 1650 so they're forced to optimize their game

hahahaahahah

[vestal eagle]

It sucked so bad

[vivid hill]

are because they cant test and optimize for every gpu

[fading belfry]

hey @grok optimize my game please

[vivid hill]

lmao ppl really thinking devs will optimize more in account for ram shortage

I'm not saying that, you even said yourself the cpu runs fine now

GPUs all behave differently

while mine runs well

[scarlet creek]

wasn't ghm lagging in the trailer despite having a 5080, they must have known

[vivid hill]

urs might not

[vestal eagle]

What's your GPU

[scarlet creek]

3060* that's the average gpu

[visual agate]

is bro studying in noita

[vivid hill]

4060

[vestal eagle]

Meh

[vivid hill]

Yeah it was cheap tho so

Can run any of the games I want

So I'm content

[scarlet creek]

did I mention the 12 gb version

[gleaming ermine]

[south tangle]

Dude I love the rondel dagger

[vivid hill]

Now ur just being dramatic

[scarlet creek]

well isn't it supposed to crank settings all the way up in 1080p anyway

[vivid hill]

If it supports it yea

[fading belfry]

bruh i got a rtx 2060 😔

[gleaming ermine]

Duel rondels are so awesome

[scarlet creek]

rondels are good when your enemy has light or no armor

[vivid hill]

And you act like thats something that bothers me

[south tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/why-didn't-i-think-of-that-mr-boss-smiling-friends-that-didn't-cross-my-mind-adult-swim-gif-15110287086945327133

[vivid hill]

Meanwhile I am happy

and ur complaining

[mint skiff]

i feel the pain

[fading belfry]

"im hedonistic so therefore nothing else matters"

[mint skiff]

ive felt worse

[fading belfry]

dopamine flood my brain so nothing else matters

[boreal abyss]

is slums playable now

[vestal eagle]

Please do be bro, 4060's are still high end cards

[mint skiff]

I bonk and he go thonk
10/10 early access

[vivid hill]

Game runs well for me, I adjust to it, what can I say

[scarlet creek]

personally I'd just downgrade the graphics to something simpler or retro-ish since no one gives a fuck about the graphics, the selling point are the physics

[vivid hill]

ehhhhhhhhhh

Igggggg

[mint skiff]

i care about graphics

[vivid hill]

its sorta like

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-looking-around-looking-at-you-looking-meme-gif-5251015605453829493

[vivid hill]

lower end mid tier

[fading belfry]

genuinely why does low not look like low

[scarlet creek]

because unlike the demo, low settings have lumen activated

all presets look the same

[vestal eagle]

I think a lower end mid tier would be like a 3060

[mint skiff]

agreed
im using a mid range card
9060 xt 16gb

[gleaming ermine]

i upgraded my 4060 to amd 9070 xt still cant run the game on epic settings

[fading belfry]

lumen is the reason why im unhappy

fuck lumen

[mint skiff]

oh im fucked

thats gang

✌️

[drowsy finch]

Then play on high

[gleaming ermine]

all the indoor maps run very well though

[scarlet creek]

still like the 3rd best for 1080p

[visual agate]

i have to play on medium like a sad loser bum

[gleaming ermine]

i'll try it

[mint skiff]

no shit youre rendering a room not an entire fucken forest

[fading belfry]

it literally wont let turn it off lmao

[vivid hill]

Nah my friend had a 3060 in his laptop and 90% of the games I wanted to play with him would crash cuz his gpu, ik it was his gpu cuz his ram cpu storage and network were not bottlenecked, it showed the same signs as my computer when theres a drivers update for my gpu and I try to play halfsword

[gleaming ermine]

🥲

[forest parrot]

Announcement: Haf sword will gave furniture 🛋️

[pearl coral]

has the new patch helped anybody

[mint skiff]

Still the game is ball cancer rn

[visual maple]

it's crazy how the muscle system they use leads to this EXACT LOOK if you change the numbers past their limit
it's like they WANT people to be the hulk

[lone trout]

physics still bad 🙁 atleast longsword stabbing is fixedish?

[scarlet creek]

better polearm handling but it seems like swords have been butchered

[fading belfry]

rtx 3060 is light work

[vestal eagle]

Haven't played yet

[vivid hill]

I love it, now they just need to add a way to bulken up our legs

[fading belfry]

i have an rtx 2060 and everything runs fine except half sword

[scarlet creek]

with the roids back acne and all

[gleaming ermine]

i just hope they fix the blood on amd cards

[mint skiff]

i have acne
and dont take roids

[vivid hill]

try running the oblivion remake, its also UE5 should let u know whether its a halfsword issue or UE5 issue

[gleaming ermine]

im updating rn i'll see

[fading belfry]

im not running oblivion because oblivion sucks

[mint skiff]

its a UE5 issue

[vivid hill]

yep

[scarlet creek]

are you a teenager

[mint skiff]

ayt get this dude outta here

[vestal eagle]

I play on medium and run it well without even adjusting my graphics settings, I'm sure it would be like 80% better if we did

[mint skiff]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ball-cancer-wsw8j-S2JEtjACyne6DaEPse

[scarlet creek]

serious question because if you're not then it's prob because of shitty nutrition

[vivid hill]

Then disable it via mod, or write a mod and publish it so everyone can get ur performance enhancing ue4ss script

[mint skiff]

son ✌️🥀

[safe grove]

why cant i put spaulders on

someone help

[fading belfry]

game is ass and doesnt tell you the reason

[mint skiff]

actually hella ingenious

[scarlet creek]

what

[fading belfry]

still gonna put in 70 hours later

[scarlet creek]

you're raising my cortisol brother

https://tenor.com/view/goatis-raw-meat-raw-meat-vegan-gif-14140390577131078323

[brazen vale]

They could have raytraced their lighting and just baked it for each time of day so you wouldn't need constantly updating lighting

[vivid hill]

? I mean if u just wanna complain in chat and do nothing, by all means

[vestal eagle]

Yes bro, acne doesn't always mean roids, but if someone is constantly pumped, as big as Arnold, has acne and horrible vericose veins, they are on roids

[vivid hill]

I'm just giving options

[mint skiff]

https://giphy.com/gifs/foid-randwamp4-an-XbP0b7qgdEHK2zwrqE

[fading belfry]

buzzword buzzword larp buzzword cortisol buzzword

[mint skiff]

clearly

[safe grove]

why cant i put my spaulders on sm1 help

[half crag]

i wouldint say that also the update on black myth wukong showed that ue5 can run some what good if you spend time and optimize it

[lone trout]

OHHH MY PC WHAT HAVE THEY DONE

I GET 10 FPS ON FOREST NOW WITH A 4090

[mint skiff]

https://giphy.com/gifs/meme-who-are-you-is-this-CrvblOjGhn9Kg6Jvsu

[vivid hill]

If u know so much about why the game is not performing well, maybe u should be the one that makes a change

[scarlet creek]

I'm a dicked person brother

👁️

[vestal eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/mog-statue-mogger-mogging-mewing-gif-4726236665805485045

This convo is raising my cortisol

[mint skiff]

im gonna go play some uh

[safe grove]

guys help please

[fading belfry]

gonna go try out this half sword "update"

[mint skiff]

doom 2016

[vivid hill]

😮

[mint skiff]

yeah

[half crag]

i mean some but most are dynamic