He is he
#general-catfish-🐱🐟
pale spoke
wanton portal
He's a maneater
trim copper
protein
unreal bay
Interesting
gloomy crest
Brotein
craggy forum
how can i switch my character in free mode?
mellow geyser
this took years off my life
supple forge
Interesting
Yoo how do I get the role to be able to post in the creator section
Is there a certain amount of followers required
😏my most
Viewed shi is a half sword vid
unreal bay
I have no idea haha, i am a dev
mellow geyser
My pineapple came with these weird other things, what are those? They fly and sc...
no way i got birds too! I dont remember the species off the top of my head but we have 7 birds.
mellow geyser
cant
craggy forum
dang
wanton portal
why are they both skinny asf
craggy forum
why are they both skinny asf
idk
i dont like the free mode character at all
and i cant get muscles for some reason
is there really no way to change characters
in free mode
vital crest
😆 rock of ages is great fun
vital crest
Would you kindly, 
trim copper
hell yeah rock of ages
vital crest
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1468445153877557369/w...
😆
vital crest
mellow geyser
https://tenor.com/view/voldemort-lord-voldemort-fuch-you-angry-harry-potter-meme...
im telling my mom on you
vital crest
im telling my mom on you
Not if I tell her first 😎
mellow geyser
Not if I tell her first 😎
vital crest
🤣
lyric fog
mellow geyser
truee
loud comet
mellow geyser
id like to once again mention this is the same artist
frosty stratus
I CANT WAIT for the new patch
hopefully itll allow for some SLIGHTLY. more free roam in slums
little talon
Fall over in the slums
atomic mistBOT
knotty kiln
manifesting hotfix today
fierce hearth
how do i play split screen vrooo i have a friend and i connected my joystick and we are both on the same screen
neat solar
So I've found black cuisses, vambraces, and a bevor, is there a full black knight set? Im already at lord and feel like I should have seen it already.
fierce hearth
how do i play split screen vrooo i have a friend and i connected my joystick and...
help
neat solar
Well that's silly. Im sure they'll add it at some point. They already have the models im sure.
fierce hearth
how do i play split screen vrooo i have a friend and i connected my joystick and...
help pls
neat solar
I do kind of miss having distinctive bosses for every rank.
It was always fun knowing the commoner boss was the most dangerous one lmao
knotty kiln
It was always fun knowing the commoner boss was the most dangerous one lmao
god fuck that guy
neat solar
There is but they're half gauntlets
neat solar
god fuck that guy
And it was only because of his massive sword and you dont have armor at that point
topaz oak
yo?
wanton portal
What is even happening in this picture
uncut finch
my night has been ruined bro
uncut finch
What is even happening in this picture
they say that your body is a temple for the holy spirit, so if you hurt yourself you're hurting god
mild vale
What is even happening in this picture
the guy in the white stole all the gear thats whats happening
balmy jay
What is even happening in this picture
art
desert cobalt
Does buying the supporter edition gove anything? Cosmetics or anything at all
topaz oak
Does buying the supporter edition gove anything? Cosmetics or anything at all
it helps SUPPORT the devs
its in the name
basically a donation
desert cobalt
it helps SUPPORT the devs
its in the name
yea i know but i thought we would atleast get a title or suk
Or sum
Anyways
desert cobalt
basically a donation
Can you still grapple in this game? Do slams etc
manic grail
cellar retribution guy was just willie
vivid hill
Can you still grapple in this game? Do slams etc
Difficult to
snow violet
have they banned city boy yet
main hawk
is the game still shit?
dull notch
is the game still shit?
I am loving it 🙂
main hawk
oof
dull notch
cedar basin
What is even happening in this picture
Smh jesus stealing my thunder
naive marten
will these big boys ever be added
wheat brook
lol he looks like stewie griffin
frosty stratus
Over 40 hours in the game and I am enjoying it.
i only got 33 lol
daring chasm
Eastern Europeans will look you dead in the eyes and tell you this was there favourite childhood cartoon
indigo hare
oof
It’s sitting at 62% from 38% on launch day, steadily climbing daily as they improve the games optimization and what not. Epic store has it at 4.4 stars
uncut oar
It’s sitting at 62% from 38% on launch day, steadily climbing daily as they impr...
people just expect games to be too notch on release now days
frosty stratus
GUYS TRUST ME THESE FUCKING CUPS IN THE ALLEY MAP ARE OP
winter coyote
has performance gotten any better since release? ive got a 4060 so im weary to buy it if the performance is still bad
frosty stratus
has performance gotten any better since release? ive got a 4060 so im weary to b...
its gottena rround 1.8~x better
for me since launch
slums fps went from 25 to arround 45 steady for me
and more to come
according to the patch notes
winter coyote
slums fps went from 25 to arround 45 steady for me
what settings and what graphics card do you have?
winter coyote
is this at high or low graphics?
frosty stratus
medium ish
and the custom like engine thing for better fps
this
but i modified it a bit
this is my engine ini thing
bruh this discord wont let me send it
this
neon pivot
wsg
neon pivot
dude will hse ever come out
whats that
silent thicket
whats that
half sword enhancer
frosty stratus
dude will hse ever come out
NOOOOOO
digital coyote
Is there anyway I can speak to modders please about a spammer in my dms?
frosty stratus
Is there anyway I can speak to modders please about a spammer in my dms?
wdym
naive marten
also how do i put on arm armor
frosty stratus
also how do i put on arm armor
remove chains on arming doublet
atomic mistBOT
lament merlin
Yes hello Willie
frosty stratus
are you the one who posted it on steam
no
restive trench
i found multiple versions of it idk whats the difference
what did you add/remove in the one u sent
alpine wedge
true final boss of the game
frosty stratus
what did you add/remove in the one u sent
changed game render resolution
and a couple more stuff
alpine wedge
i win, close match
restive trench
and a couple more stuff
oo cool
forest parrot
I'm full of marbles army men and hotrod models
weak heron
chat its my birthday and i can buy the game should i
worthy valley
chat its my birthday and i can buy the game should i
happy birthday and its completely up to you, if you want to support the development and enjoy more content then for sure
weak heron
happy birthday and its completely up to you, if you want to support the developm...
thank you for the happy birthday and i did really like the early access
worthy valley
thank you for the happy birthday and i did really like the early access
no worries, just make sure your pc can run it at the moment as its a bit unoptimised for everyone lol
weak heron
no worries, just make sure your pc can run it at the moment as its a bit unoptim...
i have a 9070 i think it could do well
worthy valley
i have a 9070 i think it could do well
it should run fine then
amd cards have been having issues with the game but im not sure if thats been fixed yet
weak heron
it should run fine then
about the game, is the gameplay besides unoptimisation good
worthy valley
about the game, is the gameplay besides unoptimisation good
the gameplay is great i think, the progression mode is awesome and the variety in the maps is good
also the physics have been changed and they feel really smooth
weak heron
the gameplay is great i think, the progression mode is awesome and the variety i...
i watched some videos and it seems a bit confusing at first unlike the demo where you just choose the gamemode and play
but i think ill buy it
worthy valley
its a bit confusing at first but you get used to it
edgy briar
tribal quail
hey guys its me the baron poleaxe is the best weapon ok bye
valid bison
the progression mode is pretty much the mode i wanted from this game
daring chasm
hey guys its me the baron poleaxe is the best weapon ok bye
“Come outside” - 100,000 wasps
tribal quail
patent jungle
valid bison
it would still be nice for the free mode to be fully made tho
it would be easier to find out which weapon feel i like without blowing 5k coin
money thin in these half sword streets
tribal quail
what if half sword is half life 3
mild vale
maybe the real half are the swords we made along the way
tribal quail
d
violet agate
i
remote mural
what if half sword is half life 3
Half Sword 3
tribal quail
does anybody else go in the begger brawl or duel just to pick up their legs and throw them somewhere
mild vale
i like to pick up a barrel and just smack them with it
indigo hare
https://tenor.com/view/no-mods-online-smirk-shrek-discord-mod-meme-gif-478720848...
I always show offline 😎
tribal quail
I always show offline 😎
why are you yellow
shadow pier
yo where is clueless, thats my dawg
knotty kiln
somethung happpened on reddit or something
indigo hare
why are you yellow
Because I’m a really cool and handsome discord mod, as discord mods usually are.
remote mural
Half Sword 3
With Baron Freeman and Willie Vance
safe night
Are blood squares fixxed for amd yet?
tribal quail
Because I’m a really cool and handsome discord mod, as discord mods usually are.
there isnt a W in here
that means
willie is coming bac
k
indigo hare
yo where is clueless, thats my dawg
Hes still around, just red now
indigo hare
he's literally one of the face options
How dare you compare the new Willie to the old
spark quartz
How dare you compare the new Willie to the old
hey greyfacedmoai why don't you go look in a mirror and SHATTER IT BECAUSE YOUR REFLECTION STINKKKKKS
lime harness
tried a hot sauce I've never had before,
it was black truffle
gawt damn that shit is, flavorful
made the eggs about 20 times better
radiant haven
anyone else feel like they fall over too damn easily or is that just me
small spoke
anyone else feel like they fall over too damn easily or is that just me
get more muscles
radiant haven
get more muscles
im as jacked as i can possibly get idk if i can get any more buff 😭
remote mural
im as jacked as i can possibly get idk if i can get any more buff 😭
Steroids
radiant haven
Maybe you're wearing too much armor
maybe idk ill check my actual weight without armor
valid bison
you can avoid the muddy maps like slums
radiant haven
after this duel
valid bison
its a slip n slide
small spoke
you can avoid the muddy maps like slums
Fps hellhole
radiant haven
yeah imlike 93kg
wanton portal
random lion
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1197656501465124905/1331278016151818260/m...
I agree
small spoke
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1197656501465124905/1331278016151818260/m...
So true king so true
radiant haven
like bro these guys are built like iron man wearing the same armor as me but when i get tickled by the edge of their mace i fall over
wanton portal
Not enough light
indigo hare
hey greyfacedmoai why don't you go look in a mirror and SHATTER IT BECAUSE YOUR ...
Okay now what
valid bison
like bro these guys are built like iron man wearing the same armor as me but whe...
i noticed that too
tapped by a guy's spear and willie starts doing a jig
93kg as well
and baron armor
opal sigil
radiant haven
BRO HES CHOKING HIMSELF OUT WITH HIS OWN FUCKING WEAPON HOW
opal sigil
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/m43cGSIqIrev9U_GA?invite=cr-MSxXZWgsNDUz...
always gotta be some bullshit in last round bruh
opal sigil
BRO HES CHOKING HIMSELF OUT WITH HIS OWN FUCKING WEAPON HOW
did u slash his neck maybe
radiant haven
did u slash his neck maybe
nah his neck was perfectly fine he was just somehow choking himself out with his own poleaxe because ig it fell and glitched out and got nestled between his neck and shoulder (and it also got stuck in the sheild)
opal sigil
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/m43cGSIqIrev9U_GA?invite=cr-MSxXZWgsNDUz...
how on earth did i lose bruh, i dont remember it being first blood either 
smoky swallow
where is willlie
opal sigil
where is willlie
somewhere safe dont worry
smoky swallow
will he come back
grand bane
Yall know if finger gauntlets have any advantage over mitten gauntlets?
irl they trade protection for more easily changing grip, drawing weapons, grabbing during grappling, etc
opal sigil
will he come back
idk, willie?(will-he)
opal sigil
Yall know if finger gauntlets have any advantage over mitten gauntlets?
irl they...
idk i use mitten gloves cuz i found black ones
timber vortex
Yall know if finger gauntlets have any advantage over mitten gauntlets?
irl they...
I personally think the finger gauntlets are more risky since each individual finger is exposed, mittens cover entire top of fingers
versed mist
Choking a willie how long will it take
timber vortex
I personally think the finger gauntlets are more risky since each individual fin...
spoilers but the ||baron has mitten gauntlets that also has finger armour||
grand bane
I personally think the finger gauntlets are more risky since each individual fin...
Yes. Hence why im asking if there are any upsides to finger gauntlets like those which exist in reality
radiant haven
i am iron man
valid bison
Yes. Hence why im asking if there are any upsides to finger gauntlets like those...
Idk if there's a difference in half sword with grip
i just use mitten because the protection is amazing for me i get hit in the hands a lot
timber vortex
Yes. Hence why im asking if there are any upsides to finger gauntlets like those...
yea no clue, probably not a lot though
timber vortex
but i havent come across finger gauntlets
just fight a couple of times against knight or man at arms and you'll prolly be able to loot it
grand bane
i am iron man
if you are at a high enough rank for Armets then id recommend you get a cuiras with a bit more coverage
ashen snow
did the game got update
timber vortex
i am iron man
the cuirass with the full "skirt" and not just covering the legs is what I used the longest
radiant haven
if you are at a high enough rank for Armets then id recommend you get a cuiras w...
im at knight is that high enough for armets
if i dont already have it
valid bison
just fight a couple of times against knight or man at arms and you'll prolly be ...
you can steal armor from people?
grand bane
if i dont already have it
The helmet you are wearing is called an armor. The cuiras is the armor protecting your torso. At knight you should really get something that covers the gap between between cuiras plates and the legs better
echo glacier
radiant haven
The helmet you are wearing is called an armor. The cuiras is the armor protectin...
i deadass forgot what an armet was until now 😭but yeah ill see if i can get something to cover up the gaps
grand bane
i deadass forgot what an armet was until now 😭but yeah ill see if i can get som...
A cuirass that extends further down or has Tassets are good. most cuirass can be extended at the armor guy
radiant haven
A cuirass that extends further down or has Tassets are good. most cuirass can be...
alr
good lord
valid bison
Hold e/q when you grab their body part
they have to be dead tho right
radiant haven
they have to be dead tho right
nah they can be alive
they just gotta be on the ground
and have given up
radiant haven
is black armor typically better or naw
daring turtle
is black armor typically better or naw
Ive been wondering if it is or not
In the demo i think it was rarer or sum
opal sigil
is black armor typically better or naw
clearly it is since its so drippy
daring turtle
Prob the same
modest talon
armor doesnt have stats but yes clef is correct
daring turtle
Who knows
opal sigil
armor doesnt have stats but yes clef is correct
always am
radiant haven
clearly it is since its so drippy
true...
i dont see many npcs using black armor tho
if they are its only for like their legs or arms
i need a full black knight set ❤️🩹
ruby lava
please add bare knuckle fights to free mode
heady wigeon
guys is the warstaff still good (the spikey spear stick thing)
modest talon
guys is the warstaff still good (the spikey spear stick thing)
busted
modest talon
is that a good thing
yes its good af
heady wigeon
ik
modest talon
personally i recommend the barons beak
tacit pike
you don’t even need to hit anyone just keep spinning
heady wigeon
wait how do i get barons beak
by killing baron?
ive not gotten to that yet
im at veteran rank
modest talon
by killing baron?
yea and picking it up, once you do try it
heady wigeon
alr ill keep that in mind
modest talon
by killing baron?
keep in mind he drops 3 special weapons so try to collect them all
timber vortex
wait how do i get barons beak
use a blunt weapon to incapacitate him, you can collect the beak, sword, his special mace and his special rondel
modest talon
alr
you haev to disarm him 4 times in one fight to get all his weapons, and yes you can keep fighting him because you cant take his armor, you are gifted one piece of it per kill
timber vortex
all in one go if you're lucky
frosty stratus
i honestly hate the fact that you can just slide down the cliff
and jump off ofit with no damage
its so immersion breaking for me
😭
modest talon
and jump off ofit with no damage
skill issue\
frosty stratus
skill issue\
how the fuck is that a skill issue 😭
modest talon
how the fuck is that a skill issue 😭
idk just is😭 ✌️
frosty stratus
idk just is😭 ✌️
nice rage bait man. gg's nice try
try again later
I respect da grind
modest talon
not even bait tho i justt hought it sounded funny at 5 am after barely waking up
haughty lagoon
not even bait tho i justt hought it sounded funny at 5 am after barely waking up
5 am for u
frosty stratus
not even bait tho i justt hought it sounded funny at 5 am after barely waking up
lolll
haughty lagoon
??
frosty stratus
5 am for u
time zones
haughty lagoon
i know im not slow
frosty stratus
i know im not slow
i am
placid vector
keep in mind he drops 3 special weapons so try to collect them all
Hollon da sword polearms whats da 3rd
modest talon
Hollon da sword polearms whats da 3rd
mace
modest talon
Hollon da sword polearms whats da 3rd
he pulls out a basic rondel dagger after the sword then the mace
modest talon
Hollon da sword polearms whats da 3rd
mace hits like a truck tbh
fun with a shoulder pavise
valid bison
the baron's beak is crazy I hit a willie so hard he did a skyrim spin
modest talon
the baron's beak is crazy I hit a willie so hard he did a skyrim spin
barons beak op
valid bison
now he's on the ground like yamcha
shell swift
I've gotten knights to the point where they bust out their mace and roundel together
I tried replicating that in free mode and I got my ass handed to me. Much prefer a buckler
modest talon
mace is meta for ball crushing tbh
high spruce
how to play with coop without crashing
modest talon
Wtf u mean "talk with NPCs"?
who you talkin to
high spruce
or play abyss
modest talon
also is ts meta chat
vernal crow
who you talkin to
With everyone
opal sigil
WHY IS HALFSWORD RAGEBAITING ME TODAY
modest talon
WHY IS HALFSWORD RAGEBAITING ME TODAY
how
chrome token
opal sigil
how
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/m449tyevcncIu4naI?invite=cr-MSxRc3ksNDUzMjYzOA&v=11 historically accurate
modest talon
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/m449tyevcncIu4naI?invite=cr-MSxRc3ksNDUz...
lmaooooo i bust out laughing at the two perfect strikes to the back of your head
opal sigil
...
modest talon
never had that bug yet tho hopefully they address it soon
opal sigil
i keep having it
modest talon
...
lmfaoooooooooo bro literally jumped on his first strike too hahahah go watch it again
buddy saw his opportunity and took it
frank ember
Does anyone know how I lost my progress out of nowhere?
modest talon
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/m43cGSIqIrev9U_GA?invite=cr-MSxJaFIsNDUz...
damn yea those are annoying
opal sigil
then there was that earlier
apparently he had thorns 100 or something ;-;
modest talon
Does anyone know how I lost my progress out of nowhere?
could be a bug, a few people have had this issue so far
frank ember
could be a bug, a few people have had this issue so far
Thanks for the info brodie.
modest talon
Does anyone know how I lost my progress out of nowhere?
for future try this tho, you can delete AND backup save files this way
radiant haven
whats the ideal weight for a longsword
modest talon
so you shouldnt lose it again
radiant haven
like the kilograms in the forge
whats the best one usually
cuz i feel like the one i have rn is too heavy
opal sigil
whats the ideal weight for a longsword
depends on what you wna do, lighter sword will be easier to hit things with but it might be worthless against armor
you should worry on the balance more
radiant haven
depends on what you wna do, lighter sword will be easier to hit things with but ...
i see
opal sigil
if it feels heavy it might be too tip-heavy
modest talon
i see
in a game like this, there really is no best anything, almost all of it is dependent on play style and ability level which is why its such a gem
opal sigil
yeah
your sword could be insane for defeating lightly armored person but you will still have a horrible time trying to fight a knight
opal zinc
my rtx 4070 is lowkey crying when i play half sword
it makes me question if my gpu is good
opal sigil
my rtx 4070 is lowkey crying when i play half sword
are you in directx 11
opal sigil
put it in 12
opal zinc
alr
opal sigil
bask in the glory
frosty stratus
modest talon
ok i think this is good
i'd put the balance a little closer to the guard
radiant haven
let me fix that rq
opal sigil
alr
also try pressing windows+r, putting ''appdata'' in the box. then you head into ''local'' folder then ''halfswordue5'', ''save'' and finally ''configs'' you can edit the text document in it and set ''bUseDynamicResolution=False'' to True and that helps some people alot
i didnt see much of a difference personally
opal sigil
ok i think this is good
the balance is at a good spot i think? u can always press ''Test'' and you can swing it at a dummy and see if u like the way it feels
radiant haven
the balance is at a good spot i think? u can always press ''Test'' and you can s...
it feels pretty smooth
gilded schooner
your sword could be insane for defeating lightly armored person but you will sti...
the humble 2kg pommel:
radiant haven
not that great against armored opponents but still pretty good
opal sigil
the humble 2kg pommel:
lmao
gilded schooner
always set the pommel to max…
tardy dock
always set the pommel to max…
nuh uh
opal sigil
not that great against armored opponents but still pretty good
well youre gonna have a hard time with swords against armor always, the baron sword is decent against armor tho so ig u could make a similar one
opal sigil
always set the pommel to max…
yes and make it gold
radiant haven
well youre gonna have a hard time with swords against armor always, the baron sw...
thats prolly what im gonna steal first
opal sigil
well his main weapon is particularly op
but if u want his sword make sure u knock his main weapon out his hands before u make him submit
opal sigil
his polearm is shit imo
u cant use it properly then, its genuinely busted
u can 1 tap fully armored dudes like 50% of the time
given ur accurate enough
modest talon
thats prolly what im gonna steal first
you should also keep in mind that swords arent really for armor anyways. they shine best when used to target vulnerable areas and finish fights quickly, like kneck/armpit stabs, back of the leg swipes, if you want to brutalize heavily armored enemies focus on blunt/crush weapons, most people think swords are just weak but it really is just a skill issue/misunderstanding of their use
gilded schooner
u can 1 tap fully armored dudes like 50% of the time
i can do that with a crafted polearm
minor owl
where’s the blunt heads on the polearm option
are they craftable or am I just not high enough rank yet
gilded schooner
are they craftable or am I just not high enough rank yet
they are
minor owl
sweet
gilded schooner
but they’re pretty much all blunted
modest talon
his polearm is shit imo
nah the barons beak is literally broken i pop helmets first shot very often
gilded schooner
even the poleaxe does far more blunt damage then cut
opal sigil
are they craftable or am I just not high enough rank yet
yeah js rank up youll get more of them
gilded schooner
nah the barons beak is literally broken i pop helmets first shot very often
my crafted polearm does that too
tardy dock
nah the barons beak is literally broken i pop helmets first shot very often
the barons beak is literally broken indeed
opal sigil
are they craftable or am I just not high enough rank yet
wait no polearm is only sharp
modest talon
my crafted polearm does that too
thats great im just saying that his polearm isnt shit not that yours is
tardy dock
i can scrape the beak against someones helm, and their head will come off i stg
opal sigil
my crafted polearm does that too
i get it but u cant make the head nearly as big
gilded schooner
i feel his beak is far too long to be used practically
opal sigil
js stand back
gilded schooner
i get it but u cant make the head nearly as big
thats why i use the axe head
opal sigil
half sword stance exists too
minor owl
the beak is far too big, too heavy, too dense to be considered a polearm
modest talon
i feel his beak is far too long to be used practically
nah just gotta get a feel for it, its supposed to be a slow and heavy swing, the reach is really nice actually
opal sigil
yeah
gilded schooner
the beak is far too big, too heavy, too dense to be considered a polearm
its more of a giant slab of wood
tardy dock
half sword stance exists too
the only viable way to use barons beak
opal sigil
the only viable way to use barons beak
ur trupping
gilded schooner
nah just gotta get a feel for it, its supposed to be a slow and heavy swing, the...
the reach is nice until you play halls
naive marten
i just shot a willie in his willie with a crosbow while playing as a willie named willie
modest talon
half sword stance exists too
beak slaughters in half sword stance
tardy dock
ur trupping
nah bro if you miss a swing in normal stance, 80% of the time ur getting heavily punished
gilded schooner
i will stand with the axehead being the best polearm head
modest talon
the reach is nice until you play halls
positioning, there plenty of room imo but in some spots it could be tight, but thats when you switch to half sword stance
gilded schooner
how do you even switch polearm sides
opal sigil
nah bro if you miss a swing in normal stance, 80% of the time ur getting heavily...
not me
gilded schooner
ive done it before but i dont know how
modest talon
how do you even switch polearm sides
cant flip it yet unfortunately, if you did it was a bug
opal sigil
nah bro if you miss a swing in normal stance, 80% of the time ur getting heavily...
if u swing when they got their weapons up ready to hit you maybe lol
tardy dock
i made a bec de corbin with an absolutely huge hook on the back, its a slaughter machine
lilac pumice
do tabards actually provide any additional armour? im not wearing one because they add more lag
thin berry
if i retire do i keep my insured items?
gilded schooner
i made a bec de corbin with an absolutely huge hook on the back, its a slaughter...
i run the poleaxe with the beak on the back
gilded schooner
do tabards actually provide any additional armour? im not wearing one because th...
a lot
atomic mistBOT
gilded schooner
wait no
modest talon
do tabards actually provide any additional armour? im not wearing one because th...
its a piece of fabric fam
opal sigil
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/m3gHIEhT7qCWHnaRu?invite=cr-MSxvZUosNDUzMjYzOA&v=30
beak is so op bruh
gilded schooner
tabards yeah they dont
lilac pumice
tabards yeah they dont
alright
tardy dock
its a piece of fabric fam
irl fabric provides protection soooooo
lilac pumice
its a piece of fabric fam
you never know xd
thin berry
if i retire do i keep my insured items?
tardy dock
not much obv, but enough to stop a few minor cuts
modest talon
irl fabric provides protection soooooo
the best protection a tabard could give in an IRL setting is potentially tanglig up the enemies weapon
and thats still highly unlikely
radiant haven
dual maces is mental
gilded schooner
the purpose of a tabard is to throw at the enemy’s face
gilded schooner
dual maces is mental
What next, he’s gonna start spinning?
opal sigil
and thats still highly unlikely
tbf with pointy weapons that arent rlly sharp anywhere else i could see it being a pain in the ass if it gets caught
tardy dock
the purpose of a tabard is to throw at the enemy’s face
this reminds me, i swear to god i got hit by pocket sand in my last arena duel
lilac pumice
im not sure wether i wanna use the flail or a custom pollaxe
opal sigil
the purpose of a tabard is to throw at the enemy’s face
ahhh, thats good when your armor doesnt have pockets for pocket-sand
gilded schooner
im not sure wether i wanna use the flail or a custom pollaxe
poleaxe
modest talon
im not sure wether i wanna use the flail or a custom pollaxe
depends on your playstyle practice with both
naive marten
tardy dock
im not sure wether i wanna use the flail or a custom pollaxe
flail will always be better, but the poleaxes provide more utility
lilac pumice
ahh ok
opal sigil
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/m44xXzV7ygQ6JY5OV?invite=cr-MSxsMGQsMzY0...
blud's system gave up 😭
tardy dock
for some reason the flail is op as fuck right now
lilac pumice
for some reason the flail is op as fuck right now
yes its great xd
tardy dock
its such a fun weapon to use
opal sigil
for some reason the flail is op as fuck right now
best thing for low... medium i mean high... uhhh... all levels
naive marten
hes still screaqming in pain so he didnt give up yet
tardy dock
my first run was carried by the long flail with spikes on it
modest talon
flails just are op as fuck tbh
still niche
how to equip spaulders and vambraces?
gilded schooner
its such a fun weapon to use
nothing’s more fun then popping helmets off with the poleaxe
modest talon
how to equip spaulders and vambraces?
arming doublet
naive marten
how to equip spaulders and vambraces?
remove chains from arming doublet
gilded schooner
how to equip spaulders and vambraces?
arming doublet no chains
still niche
arming doublet
guessed as much thanks didtn wanna waste my pfennige
opal sigil
chainless arming doublet
tardy dock
really scrounging up that 5 p huh? 😭
opal sigil
my pfennige hurts
modest talon
really scrounging up that 5 p huh? 😭
im bout to hit 20k
modest talon
well also i have almost 60 hrs playtime
gilded schooner
i think i had around 15k by the time of my final baron fight
opal sigil
im bout to hit 20k
id be just as rich if i didnt keep crafting 5k golden weapons only to lose them under the map
modest talon
id be just as rich if i didnt keep crafting 5k golden weapons only to lose them ...
insure them
gilded schooner
id be just as rich if i didnt keep crafting 5k golden weapons only to lose them ...
this is why you insure
opal sigil
no im too based for that
tardy dock
i spent most of my money on totally not expendable mercs
opal sigil
the problem is i have no money left to insure when i craft them and then i forget to do so cuz i just start another fight and again until i lose it
gilded schooner
i just didnt use mercs outside of tournaments
opal sigil
i just didnt use mercs outside of tournaments
u can use them in tournaments??
i shoulda thought of that
modest talon
i just didnt use mercs outside of tournaments
i never used any at all until about my 4th baron fight just to speed up the process lol
gilded schooner
i shoulda thought of that
gilded schooner
i shouldve gotten rid of my plancon earlier
modest talon
i mean tbf i do solo
its not too bad at all they usually mess eachother up too
gilded schooner
i kept using it until i fought the baron twice and he kept taking no damage
opal sigil
wym
modest talon
its so goddamn noisy on riot when theyre all in pile screaming and writhing in agony
lilac pumice
so laggy too i cant stop getting riots
opal sigil
its so goddamn noisy on riot when theyre all in pile screaming and writhing in a...
real
modest talon
i love riot one of my favs'
modest talon
so laggy too i cant stop getting riots
you will always get riot for lord rank nothing else
gilded schooner
its so goddamn noisy on riot when theyre all in pile screaming and writhing in a...
thats why you bring a max mass sword
lilac pumice
you will always get riot for lord rank nothing else
ahhh that explains
modest talon
thats why you bring a max mass sword
barons sword cuts them to ribbons
gilded schooner
barons sword cuts them to ribbons
i craft my own
modest talon
ahhh that explains
yea knight rank will be your duels and other stuff, lords are above such, they only serve to prevent peasant outrage
gilded schooner
i can halfsword it and walk at them and they die
gilded schooner
yea knight rank will be your duels and other stuff, lords are above such, they o...
A true noble knows the greatest pass time is killing proles
gilded schooner
I enjoy poleaxes more but that might just be the payday player in me
I love seeing helmets flying
vague kettle
yo guys i ve been waiting for this game since like 2024 or even earlier but because of college and stuff i cant really pay for it can someone help? if you can it will be appreciated
gilded schooner
yo guys i ve been waiting for this game since like 2024 or even earlier but beca...
No.
opal sigil
whoever said beak is only usable in half sword stance i show you THIShttps://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/m44L3pMhnIAsJpbR5?invite=cr-MSxaZkssNDUzMjYzOA&v=18
balmy jay
beggar tier irl 😭
opal sigil
LMAO
modest talon
yo guys i ve been waiting for this game since like 2024 or even earlier but beca...
20 bucks fam like mow a neighbors lawn or sum
gilded schooner
beggar tier irl 😭
The lord does not concern himself with the plight of the beggar
vague kettle
20 bucks fam like mow a neighbors lawn or sum
dont really have these stuff in my country, ever dollar or sum i make goes either into rent or college funds
gilded schooner
dont really have these stuff in my country, ever dollar or sum i make goes eithe...
Drop out and become a youtuber
vague kettle
Drop out and become a youtuber
tried but failed
you can see my channel i dont post much tho
modest talon
dont really have these stuff in my country, ever dollar or sum i make goes eithe...
so you never buy food or snacks or have any entertainment at all
vague kettle
so you never buy food or snacks or have any entertainment at all
i sometimes do but not most of the time
i mostly stay at home aswell either studying or doing anything else
modest talon
i sometimes do but not most of the time
well on those sometimes, dont, keep the money and spend on halfsword
vernal crow
son of a bitch winlator
opal sigil
cmon bro just save for a month or two youll have the money sometime
gilded schooner
i mostly stay at home aswell either studying or doing anything else
asian student
vague kettle
well on those sometimes, dont, keep the money and spend on halfsword
by sometimes i really mean my family buys me or when i come to a guest, dont know how to convert that to money
opal sigil
or do like me, play a roblox game and get skins then come back to it 2 months later and realise somehow people will spend real money on roblox skins??!!
balmy jay
opal sigil
or do like me, play a roblox game and get skins then come back to it 2 months la...
anyways thats how i made 60$ and bought half sword
modest talon
by sometimes i really mean my family buys me or when i come to a guest, dont kno...
beg on the street ask someone for an oddjob, mug somebody
balmy jay
can you play an instrument? go to town and play with a
vague kettle
cmon bro just save for a month or two youll have the money sometime
i tried but my currency ,50 of them equals 1 dollar
balmy jay
hat out
sacred ferry
is there any way to create a new slot?
vague kettle
can you play an instrument? go to town and play with a
😭🙏
am bouta go homeless for em 20 dollars😭
opal sigil
i tried but my currency ,50 of them equals 1 dollar
so the game is only 10$ for u?
that seems easy to get
gilded schooner
is there any way to create a new slot?
delete your save file
vague kettle
so the game is only 10$ for u?
no still about 15
sacred ferry
delete your save file
so you can only reset it
vague kettle
15x50 equals uh
sacred ferry
aigh
proven bay
Js beat the baron yall
vague kettle
uhh wait
opal sigil
15x50 equals uh
750
proven bay
Shi was too easy from what I remember about the demo baron
vague kettle
10x50=500 + 50x5 = 250 = 750
vernal crow
Even worse
My winlator crashes trying to launch halfsword
Launch, then nothing, then black screen and boom, nothingggg
vernal crow
Even worse
My winlator crashes trying to launch halfsword
Launch, then nothing,...
Any types please?
balmy jay
hey man you're in college in like 10 years you'll out earn most people here
opal sigil
yo you play aftermath aswell?
shit i meant to
joined the server to see when the next time it becomes free to play comes
gilded schooner
hey man you're in college in like 10 years you'll out earn most people here
Depends on his major
modest talon
im crying bruh
people unironically millionaires from roblox btw
vague kettle
so i dont buy a shitty game
i tried it once its only 80 robux but so worth it
free on weekends aswell
balmy jay
Depends on his major
art history ;.;
gilded schooner
art history ;.;
yeah you’re fucked
vague kettle
someone 20 dollars for a homeless college student
lilac pumice
do you ghuys think the armet is the best helemet or a sallet with a bevor?
gilded schooner
better start working out
opal sigil
people unironically millionaires from roblox btw
yeah but its from making games, not trading kids for rare sniper skins 😭 one of the skins i got is worth a minimum of 550$ right now
balmy jay
bro got kicked out of the dorm
gilded schooner
you gotta join the military
modest talon
someone 20 dollars for a homeless college student
crazy oxymoron
gilded schooner
do you ghuys think the armet is the best helemet or a sallet with a bevor?
i dont even think you can get the armet outside of the baron
modest talon
yeah but its from making games, not trading kids for rare sniper skins 😭 one ...
true lmao
gilded schooner
whos oxy moron
No its a shrimp
lilac pumice
i dont even think you can get the armet outside of the baron
oh i did from some random guys
modest talon
whos oxy moron
an oxymoron is something composed of two opposites, like jumbo shrimp
gilded schooner
i prefer the armet because its cooler
vague kettle
fash is tardbaiting bruh
i aint no tard am from africa
lilac pumice
i prefer the armet because its cooler
truth
vague kettle
aint tard a snack in america
balmy jay
bruh
opal sigil
?! 😭
gilded schooner
aint tard a snack in america
No its turd
modest talon
ts man will never be getting halfsword 😭 ✌️
vague kettle
ts man will never be getting halfsword 😭 ✌️
am getting 1/4 sword
(that was a funny one)
balmy jay
he's winning me over guys
vague kettle
(get it cause half sword is half of a sword)
balmy jay
everyone left the chat in shame
gilded schooner
(get it cause half sword is half of a sword)
vague kettle
everyone left the chat in shame
no because the joke was too much, they are probably laughing right now
vague kettle
true actually
yeah i know
vague kettle
dead on the floor
yup
shouldnt that be a job making a server laugh
so i should get money
right
so whos payin me
gilded schooner
you should give us money
vague kettle
you should give us money
no i did a good job on making yall all laugh
vague kettle
https://tenor.com/view/jest-jester-court-jester-clown-fool-gif-22067686960175585...
that aint like me, cause am no clown, alpha wolfs get scared from me. (Wolf roars in the background , auuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu)
see everyone is laughing again
gilded schooner
that aint like me, cause am no clown, alpha wolfs get scared from me. (Wolf roar...
Enrolled into clown college talent
modest talon
vague kettle
wait was a mod typing?
gilded schooner
fleet imp
This is the most inactive I have seen this chat
vague kettle
This is the most inactive I have seen this chat
yeah all of them laughing from me
modest talon
This is the most inactive I have seen this chat
pretty dead rn
vague kettle
i bet my jokes got a kill count (cause they laugh and laughing can make people die hahaa)
indigo hare
yeah all of them laughing from me
You single handed killed the chat more than it has been in 2 weeks
Good job
vague kettle
You single handed killed the chat more than it has been in 2 weeks
am waiting for my payment for doing my job
min 1 dollars
wait
if i can kill a server chat
i can revive it
if i revert it
so if i say 2 negative jokes its gonna equal in a positive
lethal goblet
they fix the amd issues yet?
vague kettle
and if i say 2 positive jokes its gonna equal a positive
i dont know which path to choose
honest oak
vague kettle
oh no a benjamin one
spark tapir
cancerous chat today
modest talon
anyone know how to actually get the hornets nest, whenever i grab it it just breaks
boreal valley
anyone know how to actually get the hornets nest, whenever i grab it it just bre...
you dont
???
boreal valley
huh
vague kettle
anyone know how to actually get the hornets nest, whenever i grab it it just bre...
(hollow knight secret refernce)
vague kettle
be kind young boy
boreal valley
be kind young boy
im not a boy
vague kettle
But you saved yourself
wait so am a good man?
honest oak
(hollow knight secret refernce)
Hush your mouth
vague kettle
im not a boy
woman or what
novel vine
my game is keep crash
balmy jay
how did that one guy get flagged as a spammer but this guy is going strong
boreal valley
Yes
novel vine
can game stop crash
vague kettle
how did that one guy get flagged as a spammer but this guy is going strong
am strong like a steel
worldly vapor
Im so overweight my body is collapsing in on itself
boreal valley
am strong like a steel
Dont insult yourself like that
vague kettle
Im so overweight my body is collapsing in on itself
diet
boreal valley
u are strong like a tungsten
honest oak
It’s raining outside
vague kettle
toung?
honest oak
It’s like I’m living in a rain world
vague kettle
It’s like I’m living in a rain world
RAIN WORLD REFERNCE
balmy jay
strong like cardboard
honest oak
RAIN WORLD REFERNCE
Ez rainworld bait
balmy jay
not double sheeted
honest oak
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1428801654869725416/t...
The hell?
vague kettle
strong like cardboard
am strong as a cardboard because maybe cardboard is strong in another universe. either way am always strong
honest oak
Freaky chat today
worldly vapor
Freaky chat today
vague kettle
still waitin for em 20 dollars, i over worked today
vague kettle
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1316597243456913449/I...
what the actual
worldly vapor
what the actual
vague kettle
magnifcent feet tho
vague kettle
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1467943646127980738/U...
theres horses in ... this game?
eternal moss
Pls
civic owl
honest oak
theres horses in ... this game?
You you not played the game or sum😭
balmy jay
vague kettle
You you not played the game or sum😭
ts why am beggin for it😭😭😭😭
are you... rage baiting me...
stiff gust
honest oak
yall get money on yos birthday?
What else is there to get??
vague kettle
What else is there to get??
i eat sum cookies then i go do anythin
opal sigil
theres horses in ... this game?
a horse
honest oak
opal sigil
hes dead
vague kettle
so clef i made you laugh
honest oak
Evil and intimidating horse
vague kettle
think about me
my fun
am beautifuil
and handsome
aint handsome means i got 2 hands
hand some
hahahah
get it
honest oak
vague kettle
comon clef think
opal sigil
so clef i made you laugh
also, i swear on my life i will forever curse you for you got me muted 10 minutes while i was having fun talking here
modest talon
can a mod time this dude out😭
worldly vapor
yall get money on yos birthday?
i do
opal sigil
fash is tardbaiting bruh
no but they time me out for ts 🥲
opal sigil
😭
vague kettle
i will tell them to make from my soul and give to yours
honest oak
no but they time me out for ts 🥲
Well maybe you shouldn’t say stuff like that so you don’t get timed out?
opal sigil
i will tell them to make from my soul and give to yours
maybe youre not too bad for an idiot
vague kettle
Well maybe you shouldn’t say stuff like that so you don’t get timed out?
i cant lie i deserved it tho
opal sigil
Well maybe you shouldn’t say stuff like that so you don’t get timed out?
no fun
indigo hare
ts why am beggin for it😭😭😭😭
Dont be begging here please
vague kettle
even myself i say i deserve to be called that word if am actin like that
vague kettle
Dont be begging here please
i have known whats wrong and whats good now. am a wise man
opal sigil
Well maybe you shouldn’t say stuff like that so you don’t get timed out?
and idk its a term people use for that very thing he was doing i didnt mean it mean ;-;
vague kettle
every time this chat dies i will appear to make it alive
honest oak
and idk its a term people use for that very thing he was doing i didnt mean it m...
It’s a slur used for disabled people?
vague kettle
It’s a slur used for disabled people?
he didnt know
we all forgive
i think tho
dont know about all people
i forgive
honest oak
Ok holy yap
vague kettle
Ok holy yap
aint yap tho its just am saying them like that
opal sigil
It’s a slur used for disabled people?
yeah thats why i got timed out lol, half of the term is that word dont worry im not saying i didnt deserve it
vague kettle
yeah thats why i got timed out lol, half of the term is that word dont worry im ...
you didnt deserve it if i was the reason you said it
modest talon
chat this morning is legit giving me stage 4 brain cancer
opal sigil
you didnt deserve it if i was the reason you said it
i know bro, i know
honest oak
Ok I’ve transformed
indigo hare
If you insist
vague kettle
NO AM JOKING
honest hedge
honest oak
lilac pumice
my game glitched after doing a brawl now im with no armour against a knight
honest oak
my game glitched after doing a brawl now im with no armour against a knight
Hamburger
opal sigil
for the science
modest talon
my game glitched after doing a brawl now im with no armour against a knight
bro got the reverse version of that one funny ass retribution
honest hedge
???
honest oak
What is bro on about😭 ✌️
modest talon
he was going to say will i get the game for free because hes begging for about half an hour but realized he might actually get timed out this time
vague kettle
he was going to say will i get the game for free because hes begging for about h...
no wasnt that
opal sigil
is there anything to unlock after the baron's armet?
vague kettle
is there anything to unlock after the baron's armet?
i think you can unlock trainers
honest oak
is there anything to unlock after the baron's armet?
Perhaps
honest hedge
https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-running-past-gif-3044631603201692058
AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
balmy jay
did you know that there is a spooky skeleton inside of you
snow violet
did you know that there is a spooky skeleton inside of you
those blue lines are actually wires
rip them out
rip them out
rip them out
desert cobalt
Are the performance problems fixed? Mine arent im still like hitting 30 fps in 1440p high, i usually played 4K epic in demo. I have the DX12 and also dlss
vague kettle
do yall know that halfsword is actually not playing with half of a sword, its a technique
honest hedge
do yall know that halfsword is actually not playing with half of a sword, its a ...
Yes.
honest oak
indigo hare
do yall know that halfsword is actually not playing with half of a sword, its a ...
Source?
snow violet
vague kettle
half sword is really a tecnique tho
honest oak
https://tenor.com/view/music-party-dancing-rock-rave-gif-5594136299299823076
This me
vague kettle
Holy shit youre right
mods are allowed to curse? lucky
if only i wasnt held back... my inner demons.... would release...
snow violet
mods are allowed to curse? lucky
moai has done more than curse
indigo hare
mods are allowed to curse? lucky
Yeah but Youre not
snow violet
hes scalped people
vague kettle
Yeah but Youre not
yeah because am red
red=bad yellow=good
right
or we all equal
indigo hare
yeah because am red
No, it’s just you. Out of all 155,292 members Youre the only one
honest hedge
Yeah but Youre not
indigo hare
No political/controversial references
vague kettle
No, it’s just you. Out of all 155,292 members Youre the only one
i can calculate it...
balmy jay
No political/controversial references
my b
vague kettle
155,292- 1 equals 155,282
indigo hare
HEY NO CURSES
I just said hes allowed
honest hedge
Yes it is.
chrome token
indigo hare
Just not you
balmy jay
shit I'm lucky as fuck
gilded schooner
I wonder what the lyrics are.
honest oak
He fantam pain
vague kettle
does that mean am better because better people are held back?
gilded schooner
vague kettle
cause think about it
honest hedge
He fantam pain
vague kettle
every successful person is held back by being treated eqequally
enequally
so i might be one
gilded schooner
FUCK equality
swift glacier
woah is fash like powerful…
cloud forge
hello
snow violet
if i say you dont curse...
frick you
safe sundial
vague kettle
woah is fash like powerful…
i am powerful
vague kettle
Is fash a political reference? just curious
i was in my past life...
swift glacier
i am powerful
prove it
honest oak
i am powerful
I curse thee with every ounce of thy being
vague kettle
now am held back to not become as strong again
balmy jay
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
hallow eagle
why abyss has skeletons bru so mid
snow violet
now am held back to not become as strong again
vague kettle
i wanna hear it....
frosty stratus
The power of willie's kick.
swift glacier
you dont want stuff happening to you dont you? now apolgize....
i don’t wanna
vague kettle
yall dont know me....
swift glacier
boooo
snow violet
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
vague kettle
boooo
"starts turning into a alhpa wolf" you will not escape me... "screams auuuuu , wolf roars"
swift glacier
ok we got anyone else
balmy jay
alpha wolves arent a real thing
vague kettle
alpha wolves arent a real thing
for me they are......
am already am one
you cant doubt it
or you will see me on your door myself
vague kettle
yes the famous fash himself
snow violet
or you will see me on your door myself
we all know you dont go outside
vague kettle
we all know you dont go outside
i once travelled across the whole world using my feet in 2 hours...
i am in all the world records
sometimes not breaking them to not break the power equality
snow violet
source?
honest oak
Proof?
honest oak
snow violet
just because your AI boyfriend said it doesnt make it true
vague kettle
just because your AI boyfriend said it doesnt make it true
hes not my boyfriend.....
balmy jay
well shit chat gpt doesnt ever get things wrong so
vague kettle
hes a alpha wolf like me...
snow violet
i saw you two kiss
vague kettle
we dont date...
opal sigil
i saw it happen hes his boyfriend
snow violet
you cant hide it forever
vague kettle
well shit chat gpt doesnt ever get things wrong so
tell them.
vague kettle
you cant hide it forever
am straight as a glass ruler
balmy jay
ay yo
snow violet
i watched you make this
vague kettle
this is you
am more powerful.
yall dont want to make me mad do yall?
nobody has tried my punishments.
modest talon
baron aint got gold shoes? fucking poor ass pissant
balmy jay
even minecraft got gold boots
vague kettle
william
william AFTERson
hahahaha
get it?
after his son
so his son is his father
snow violet
balmy jay
vague kettle
I got timed out for saying unspeakable things
unspeakable things are speakable because you can say them
proven bay
I wonder which word it was..
