#general-catfish-π±π
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its a word tiktokers with no friends call games that are mainly played with a group
Oh boy it sure would be cool if someone here gifted me half sword
lethal company is the only game of that theme i enjoy
shut the fuck up
holy that game is so fucking overrated. shittiest game ever
ping the devs they will
schedule 1 is my favorite friendslop
π
its so bad
box zillie
schedule 1 isnt friendslop
its a game with multiplayer
you can play without friends
ive never played schedule 1 with friends
shcedule 1 optimzation is buns lowkey
i never had issues
i feel like its best experienced alone
even on a 3050
you have a shitty pc if you lag
it ran fine on mine
and i have a shitty pc (according to the borderline nowadays)
its 2666 mhz yall think it holds my pc back?
im rpretty sure it does
you do not have that build if you are lagging on schedule 1
thats not really "shitty"
friendslop doesnt necessarily mean it has to be played with friends. just that the game is designed for groups of β4 friends, with infinite replayability, tight gameplay loop, lack of depth
I think someone here wants to gift me half sword
ping the admins
60 fps is pretty bad for grahpics in that game
they will
my friend plays it just fine on his laptop with integrated graphics and 8gb ram
nowadays people call a 3080 "low budget"
compared to that mine must be at the bottom of the ocean
stop begging and get a job and get 20 dollars
i was getting 120+ with an rtx 3050 and 32gb of ddr4
wtffff
No can do buckaroo
Im gonna keep begging
I getting around 145-190 but im using a 4090
yall think the game is cpu limited then?
holy
dude idk why my schedule 1 runs like shit then
dude is goku
just ping them
No too nice of them, i think u should instead
is it a bug that i died in progression and all of the armor i insured isnt popping up
do they actully js hand the game out
My monitor is 32:9 also (super ultra wide is what it's called) here is a screenshot i took
if so i might beg but hmmmmmmmm im not sure just yet
say i won't
I wont
no I won't
the game costs 20 dollars?
wtf the abyss zombies can bite you
U said say i wont not no i wont
yea
one just bit the fuck out of my hand
Cheater
wouldnt they be losing hella profit if they js hand the game out for free
no say you won't
instead of beggins
If they are begging for a game they most likely don't have the rig to run it
I just did
hi
I wont
you can sail the seven seas
no say "you won't
U want to gift me half sword dont u
my regional pricing is cheap asf then
I can smell it
sure
Nah
dm me
@lyric fog wanna give me and lovley midget half sword?
didnt you literally refund it
for me
mfs when their parents say no because gore
im broke asl rn ngl
it is for everyone
20 USD
was Β£18.39 for me
ya im gonan buy it when they fix amd card but i shouldve kept the game so i can jus play it when they do, i think i can cancel the refund request
cancel it since its discounted rn
If you can, definitely pick up the supporter edition (I did so it comes with all the behind the scenes videos and photos) super worth it (and the soundtrack)
aww shit i would have loved to ost
you can still buy the supporter edition
It's on youtube too on their channel if I'm not mistaken
yeah nvm its just 3 bucks
alr but the blood is the only problem i think
yeah its less than 2 bucks in the bundle
just keep the game until its patched
or turn it off
you can literally dissable blood
yup, that's why I got it, so I could support them and get some cool goodies β€οΈ
tbh im just waiting for more content atp
PLEASE MAKE SLUMS FREE ROAM AGAIN
dude i js tried schedule 1 and my PC hates it
i hate using blunt against zombies
its shit and clearly wasnt meant to be free roam
every other game is fine
this guy isnt even begging for half sword
toxic
but fun
its not really toxic
but toxic
stop begging
still fun tho.
mf in the half sword discord server begging for outlast π
This is my wishlist
wrong server brocacho
sure, dm me
lol
lmao
is the game better in dx 11
lmao its private too
meanie
that just means dixie wixey boo boo bear can gift me it instead
aint that right
ill gift you it
prove it
how
god this is easy
by giftint it
dm me i dont want to clog general chat
prove you'll gift me by gifting me lmao
why does Half Sword keep crashing for me since the new patch?
when r they gonna fix amd blood bruh
?
Yo save your money
i tried changing everything in the menu
are you trying to access ur inv when it crashes
Fixed it
this is the worst wishlist ive ever seen
i gotta check my wishlist rq
shitlist
how old is yalls steam accounts
9 years in 2 months
My wishlist has so much shit and half of them are unreleased games lol
Only 6 years currently
nice
11 years
still waiting for va proxy π
What key is taunt?
G
I haven't been using PCs for all that long so 3.5 years
Just dont hold it down
Have fun waiting till 2049
i got a guy who i used to play cs with, he joined in 2004
Thanks
LOL
js get a job dude
no can do buckaroo
still waiting for ballistic.exe π
bro if you are too poor to get the game
get a job
if you are too young to get a job
still waiting for gta 6
beg your parents
flip u karen.francois
its easy
lowkey already tried
dang mine is only 7 years
You got a fire ass profile banner
sent the guy shooting hoops from space with it
Surely someone will gift me $600
why is that word banned lol
see if u believe u can achieve
check my bank account
god i fucking hate bart
no wait, i did this wrong
-601
im criyng he put ready or not on his wishlist π
lower
What even is this? π
deadass?
i will say, ready or not is fun
no, thankfully not
not worth how much it costs currently
probably not ever
im finna cop a steam deck when i can
fair enough
ready or not is a good game
not as good after the full release though
the entire theme of the game was meant to be heavy
"1.0 update" and the devs ruined everything π
the good maps are locked behind a paywall
playing solo gets boring fast for me but I love playing with people
and the censored a lot of the heavy parts of it
i only play with one other dude, i used to play with this small realistic group
pause
and I don't play with the AI
unpause fast forward
rewind
x4 speed
didnt they remove the kid having a seizure on the bed in the full release
-and thats actually how i got married
i thought the kid was overdosing
"hey boss! we cant fucking upload the game to xbox because our game is too 'graphic' or whatever! we need to make money fast!"
"i know, how about we make the mission... valley of the dolls... literally about dolls!!! im a fucking genius"
My steam wishlist for my birthday
is this something they actually did
bc it sounds like they did
deadass
Oh gosh
i swear on YOUR SOUL they did
Of course not all of them, atleast one would be such a blessing bro.
cant even kill pedos in game
Fuck the console release man butchered the fuck out of the game
My birthday is this month on the 7th
mine on the 21th twin
wise words Bannana man
well yeah but the reasoning
void interactive when they get a taste of that crisp multi million dollar console release:
I'm having trouble here ok my keyboard is deadass falling apart
valid ig
My game crashes sometimes when I slice peoples heads open any fix?
oh boy the mickey dank mouse i cant believe it, it sure would be cool if u sacrificed this months clubhouse rent to gift me half sword
stop slicing people
my e key dont work half the time so i have to spam it to grab anything
Do y'all play RoN with the AI?
used to
for me it's my T that rarely works
i play in multiplayer by myself to avoid it
the hell is ron
SAME
ready or not
oh
I wonder if they will add multiplayer in, I know thereβs split screen
back in my day, the guns had a safety switch!
lol
why was the game genuinely in a better state in december 2024 compared to the full release
why remove the gun safety tho, thats my question
i got the game in may of 2024, played mostly in december and quit after the full release kinda
id be fine with the game if they just didnt censor it
ron 2023 was so peak
itβs not the full release yet
Survived 113 zombies in the abyss
censor what
we talking about ready or not
ugh i hate being wrong. iβm banning all of you now
I got the game just before last Christmas but I rememeber how it used to be
ready or not with zombies would go hard asl
aw man, it was nice meeting you
this is gen chat dumass
whos wit me
yea its early access, just like how YOU should gift ME the half sword early access
drooling
Eyo?
dumass π
LMAO
dumas
not to brag but I S ranked all the DLC maps
peak ref
I made gen freakchat holy
weillie ass 
Hell yeah beanbag or pepperball
guys i said i would play the game until 5:30am
@grok release rules of engagement: the grey state
this guy bought the dlc π
i liked the game so i bought it
π
I got it gifted 
i can explain.
tbf I got the deluxe edition gifted
pls don't
no i cant
giv me
i owned the game before a deluxe edition existed
Hey I might join a server if I see that server banner no judgement
i bet no one here could ever guess whats on my wishlist
HS:EA
furry feet
i know thats on mine
i mean... no it isnt
i had femnoy aim trainer on mine
then i got it gifted to me
Jee wilikers! how did u know? maybe u should gift me it as a reward for guessing correctly
YOU CAN STRANGLE WILLIES TO DEATH
why is there so much sex all of a sudden
why not
fair enough
exactly
cuz its fun

ive been playing thps 3+4 i like it
I own 4 on gamecube
nice
nice boobs
π€€
why thank you
first female willie
i stole them off a dead man
my name is willete
iβm not
oh
stealing is morally wrong
ohh
We need skin tone slider on half sword
ok thats a good thing to be unhappy about
everyone should be entitled to their own property
and gender changer
he was already dead
not gonna miss it
i hop thy add mores cats, i wanna pet cats
thatβs why you bury him with his bling
like the pharaohs
please bare with my lack of working E key sometimes
this is too close to communism i take it back
i heard falkenburg people are very nice, maybe u should prove that by gifting me half sword
i hear that i dont give a damn
i totaled my car two days ago
nobody is getting gifted anything
can i please borry some debt
you all will experience the most uncharitable side of me
So you don't wanna be gifted a car? gotcha boss
yall ever play deathloop?
that sure is uh oh spaghetti ohs, atleast in half sword u cant total cars, thats why u should gift ME it
yes
such a good game
iβd rather work for 80 years to pay it off like a real hard working capitalist
first game i ever 100% actually
My first was elden ring
nice
not including online games
hi
otherwise it would be Master Duel
i will total your car
Hello Samothy
too bad i dont have a car, just like how i dont have half sword, u should change that
the half sword part not the car
i will total your only method of transportation
do all achievements in eu4
whatever it is iβm destroying it
First Cut is the only steam game I have 100%
sadly
I don't have more yet
welll instead of that u should TOTALly gift ME half sword
it already is
got bored so i did this
I can feel it
WHAT
i like cats
Cats hate me
they hate everyone
finally someone gets it
oh yeah
can you steal armor in abyst
yes
face, hmmm that reminds of something... oh yea, willie from half sword has a face, just like how u should face the fact u NEED to gift me half sword
i hope you blow up
and act like you donβt know nobody
I only got 130ish on steam since most of my games are physical on disc
i gotta 100% ready or not so i can put it to rest
just like how the game half sword blew up in popularity, i cant believe u hope i should be famous, u can continue being kind by gifting me half sword
The Hanged Man, The Hermit standing behind me about to beat my ass
nobody can beat my ass if iβm the only person left alive at the end of the mission
i gotta beat the game on iron man with no one dying
so true
even the aimbot godmode swat stand no chance against me
valley of the dolls s tier
that hurt
Lowkey I was hoping for some achievement or celebration when I beat the baron
Thankfully, me and my friend knocked it out in an hour
Could I do this alone in multiplayer?
and i did it with a better blood mod so it didnt count
Instead of it just looping the Lord section again
iron man requires the story mode
oh fuck no π
preparing my self too lol
yes
yeah fuck thatβ¦β¦.
i forgot the name so i called it story mode
I seriously cannot stand AI even when it makes it much harder like on Watt College level
oh fuck no, just like how u should fucking gifting me half sword
I hink it's called that at least
i get my head blown off and my teammates were completely fine, but i shoot one terrorist in the head and theyβre losing their shit
try installing a better ai mod
Give it up lil bro no one cares anymore
if you hadnt tried already
yeah the game is pretty shit especially on valley of the dolls
I have it on my series X
also, ur meant to give them commands
someone will gift it eventually, if i believe i can achieve
shame
No begging buddy
yes begging pal
when my dumbass ai teammates tell me to move out the way when im literally not in the way
ur going to get timed out lol
or theyβre the ones in the way
no way jose
i hate people who acts like its actual life or death in game like bro, i just wanna shoot terrorist, not act like im about to kill bin laden
can anyone explain to me how to do the free weapon glitch
oh thanks
or is it patched
donβt click guys thatβs a scam
you... tricked me...
hes gonna fool you
I've been scammed......
jinkies jeepers AND creepers, maybe u should actually gift me half sword
you have to donate $100
to me specifically
im at lord tourney
oh alright anything for a good pollaxe
how much people do i hire
sorry it took me really long to find the image
just like this really long streak of begging for half sword, maybe u should gift it me
at the point i got to the lord tourney i had like 20 grand so i didnβt really have to worry about wages
i just fired them all after i beat it
The friend who gifted me deluxe and bought it for himself doesn't even like the game so he left me to play alone and I can't hear him having a mid life crisis every mission π
post tourney clarity
I haven't died since like veteran and i'm at lord, suprisingly i only had 10 sould out to get me
if your pc specs are good enough to run it i genuinely will gift it to you
i prefer the first one
i will buy a 5090 if i have to
like tryna get past them and theyβre like βyouβre in the way bossβ like i ainβt willing to shoot you in the face and restart this whole damn thing
Any of y'all played Fight Night Champion
so you can buy a 5090
but not half sword
got it
fight nights at freddys
it does not need a 5090
id also like to show off the wallpaper i made
half swords too expensive, 5090 is chump change
i see people complaining about their frames being 50 and i weep tears of sorrow for i cannot experience more than 15 in slums and forest
please tell me how cool i am
you stink
Iβm finally starting to feel sleepy π΄
i hate you
I legit had like 60fps just a few days ago and now I'm capped at 30
ending it
no donβt do it
check it you capped it
give me all of your money first please
on it boss
This is my wallpaper
I get like 100 but I have a 5080
i hereby transfer you 2000 dollars of credit card debt
omg ur SOO cool!! 
How do you sell items in game ?
thanks
no match for me
check if you capped it
I lied it is totally more I just don't know how many
it's so funny how low-res halfswords picture is
dividedby 100 u get 20, just like how u should spend 20$ to gift ME half sword
im lowkey thankful no one has questioned my furry folder bc id be fucked if i had to show someone it
i give you 20 dollars of debt i guess
Can I see
Wait I just noticed you have Aseprite that's dope! I use that for modding Yomi Hustle
ragebait
depends, do feet gross you out
What do you use Ase for
nahhh u can just gift me half sword instead
Deadass
pixel art
not real
i used to make balatro mods
youβre not even real
WHAT? no...
Nice, I used it for pixel animation
Not really im just curious
youβre literally a figment of my imagination
nobody else is even acknowledging you
deadass, thats just a folder full of furry feet because im low key really commited to the bit
youβre trying to make me go crazy
There are ants under your skin
or thats what i tell my self
not real i already checked
Stop talking to yourself plz you sound schizo
how about you stop talking to me you crazy person
you would love losercity
:)
it used to just be called furry feet but that was kinda on the nose
Unfortunately its on r*ddit though
Crazy...? I was crazy once..
just how u should stop being a loser and gift ME half sword
rats arenβt even real donβt even start
@grok download aseprite
ive also been playing door kickers 2
Who said anything about rats here
youβre trying to get in my head but itβs not gonna work
i sneezed
oh shit thats a cool photo
i killed the baron
I really think you're ratting yourself out here bud
just like how u should be respectful by gifting ME half sword
what is this
yeah i wonβt stand for this
162 fps
dont cut my willie off
Screenshot I found online from Half Sword π
Are you feeling rattled?
more propaganda and lies
I HAVE A BOMB
vaffanculo
HEHE GOOD
the opposite of no is yes just like how u should be saying "oh yes magic midget ill gift u half sword"
idk who the fuck greenshirt guy is
Rude
no youβre rude and you stink
they need to fix the DEPTH OF FIELD!!!!!!!
shit caused my pc to stutter for a sec
just like how u shouldnt read the invoice after gifting ME half sword
π
I so badly wanna use french here fuck
How about YOU gift yourself Half Sword
srry
do it coward
it fuckign stupid
but their food.........
and tired
i killed the baron
worst food ever
If you try hard enough someone will gift it to you trust
I meant italian
π
yall listen to King Gizzard And The Wizard Lizard?
basically 6am
i already spoke italian that means you can speak italian
how about a7x
just like HOW u should stop dilly dallying ABOUT and gift ME half sword
never heard of em
italian is just like worse french
Some drunk guy told me I look like one of the members
im speaking italian right now
gtfo
why dont u gift ME half sword
ba dun tis
YOU GIFT YOURSELF HALF SWORD, PINK ROLE
Sputo sulla tua tomba β€οΈ
somewhat a mix of french and spanish
i think thats good
Holy cow itβs 1AM
Deadass I respect the hustle so much that I would but I literally cant
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Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!
i like racism, just like how i like the idea of u gifting ME half sword
dont make me type slash mommy
Bufoon!
This is the late night crew π
hedgeborn
The worst part is that I don't at all
it's not? π
it looks as if i was calling somone mommy
Mangy cur!
WHAT
holy shit
oaf
yes it is
is that a problem
i speak latin and that is latin
what a freak, am i right?
π₯
My latin is shit but I swear that's not latin are you gaslighting me
my eyes after not sleeping.
just like how u should stop fiddling with ur willie and instead fiddle with ur bank account to gift ME half sword
i hope for your downmfall
Fire emoji
lol
furries are such baddies bro
this aint even furry stuff
im just kitty
Denial
do they have more fur than other animals?
do you have more fur than other animals
this is me
no. I'm just asking cuz I have an idea.
we should get married
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Crazy
just like how i can go DOWN and FALL the hill in the forest map after u gift ME half sword
ur begging for money from a cat
Im nothing like y'all
because if they do. it could be perfect to make more greatcoats.
Some cats get crazy money jus sayin
i am not that type of cat
was not YOU
RIP
they got the money from me so basically yeah
handsome lad
that gif sure is bonkers, but u wanna know why i love gifs? its because if u add a T to gif, u get gift. just like how u should gift ME half sword
They should make it so that the more u spar the better your goons get
Also are there varying levels of ai for the mercenaries
what the FUCK is this gif title. Also embed fail lul git gud
oh god
how much times do you have to kill the baron to get full armor
homeboy is too broke for image perms π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
i can also kill people with hammers after u gift ME half sword
7 or 8
6 or 7
6 or 7
id like to mention this is from the same artist and i will never find that not funny
six seven
Do the goons have varying levels of ai
typical
I hope you get leg cramps while you sleep
Mercenaries
ayo
there everywhere i swear
what
skinned for the use of more issued greatcoats.
let me delete one
NO
check again
ma boi looking sharp amiright
holy fucking shit
just a flesh wound
brother, explain please
is that a yes tho? xd
is this offer still up?
No
tis but a flesh wound!
https://www.youtube.com/@dequitem/shorts
found this channel the other day after playing a bunch of halfsword, can highly reccomend. just a bunch of dudes whacking the fuck outta each other in full plate armor
whacking the fuck out of eachother\
π
dequitem certified goat
yea that is so funny
Dequitem my goat <3
i said it first i win the glazeoff
too generic
my child is beaten like hes in half sword... half sword? gift ME half sword
Holy fuck just dm me your steam
don't you actually do it
dont give in
someone gift me a 5090
give in
resist
do it
DON'T
FIGHT THE URGES
Art looks familiar
does it?
@real osprey begging son or stupid chud @sour reef son
THINK OF ALL THE GOODIES THOSE 20 DOLLARS GIVES YOU
Wobba <3
What if I want a begging stupid chud son
begging son because then he can beg to gift ME half sword
fusion
you could cure cancer with 20 dollars probably
ITS GOOBA
Crying
FUCK YOU NICK, IT'S WOBBA
nice
its literally called gooba pal
I keep thinking that these shadows are sex bc of how her form is π
bro
no one other than people in this server call it that shitty name
@moderators
holy gobsmack
you jest, surely
R u joking
The camo i made is being drawn in art β€οΈ
it's modteam not moderators that's the ping
Am I
what
S tier ragebait
I know I wasnt actually trying to ping them
Could you potentially show us?
people in demo are in 10,000bc
Hopefully
u heard me
@mod please
What the fuck π
Godforbid you have auto correct, it'd be wraps like deadass
Thank you
cease
why is he so equippable
bc he is
no monkey gif π’
think he got banned
Thank you for telling him after the 500th time π
Samuel hi
cease, just like how u should cease these lies and gift ME half sword
no begging
gift
π
hes been here for an hour
SimonOffjupiter, wassup
I beg someone to gift me the demo of halfsword
can someone buy me a second half sword
He's been told no begging so many times
So true king so true
you will be MUTTED for begging further FELLOW
buy me a mc donalds hapeal and ill call it even
well guess what
im shaving a stoke
@real osprey
hapeal???????
Chat, samofsaturn would never mute me. We go back to vietnam bruh 
Remember
exactly
Buy me a happy meal, bish
sorry i had to lock back in
Spell the whole sentence properly and maybe I will buy you Micky D's
he Dmed me saying he hates you and he's going to mute you soon
We saw the real you for a few seconds
No proof
Yes proof
im a lot worse
got the golden armet 
Show
French stuff
no it's confidential
kill 7 billion people
i somehow never got spotted
bingo was his name-o
I look away from my tv and I just see the french president fucking yapping on a youtube ad
@small spoke Warning 1. Please censor Fr*nce
that's not very nice
Therefore, never said it
Non
Viva la France
my bad king
Heal 7 billion people
the real question is how long is the mute
7 years
6 to maybe 7 hours
No sense of object permanence π
kill 8 billion people
i dont understand, what is the point of those faces
w..what...
im sorry... i cant deal with this right now...
jinkies!
Is this creation beautiful? is the race perfect?
true spore
FELLOW BALLER?
Ultimate lifeform
it is just a drawing of the walmart shooter
"ball" and its fucking spore
I guess bro
LOL
is it actually?
Yes
what the fuck
it looks like the letter A
Yep
yea
T-the... The WHAT?
P-please tell me you're joking right now...
something something 4chan
do not discuss the origins of the chudjak
oh
bruh
π
beating a dead horse
why did this scare me
Wtf is that thing
idk if this is chill to post bigman
i wont kill ya for it but beware in future

He just wants a hug smh.
how so
crime
well yeah
Someone draft this man into the nfl
Probably because he assaulted a judge idk tho π
Glory to Romania
So halfsword related crimes are allowed smh
well yeah
obviously
iβll assault you too
quit
quit
That's nice
iβm a criminal
Mb
I'm going to commit atrocities in HS
βΉοΈ
got called romanian at least 8 times today
Guess who has 3 thumbs and is getting 5 hours of sleep tonite
R u
...tonite?
Sheep Lady hi
fornite
She's a bit stupid dw
theyβre just quirky like that
Most sane russian user
Iβm glad thats the take away from this message