general-catfish-🐱🐟

[boreal abyss]

In the cellar

[cobalt shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-with-butterfly-dog-butterfly-meme-dog-meme-i-have-no-enemies-i-have-no-enemies-meme-gif-1832957787269012682

The world is healing

[boreal abyss]

He then slipped and cracked his skull like a rotten egg on the hanging pot

[spark laurel]

"Pick a card, any card
Step into the yard
Hit his head
Make him beg
Crack his skull
Like a rotten egg
Push his face into the mud
Bathe your blade in the bastard's blood!
Deal him pain
Sever a vein
Drive a spike
Through his hedgeborn brain
Catch a blow To the head
When was the last time you really bled?
Show me your dance of death
Till they take their dying breath
I want to hear screams of pain
Remember their loss is your gain
Claw your way to the top
Let their corpses be your crop
Make them beg
Make them bleed
I shall give you what you need
Riches.
Power.
Love of the crowd...
Come and make your Dada proud!
maniacal laughter"

[vagrant fractal]

Excuse me you can fucking jump now

what

[cobalt shoal]

Yup

[vagrant fractal]

Holy shit

Willy space programme

[grand bane]

Is there any reason to use less protective helmets?

[boreal abyss]

Hold space

[cobalt shoal]

Hold space

I knowwww

[vagrant fractal]

Now I understand how to get the chests in the cart in forest

wonder if you can jump when grabbing willie?

Half sword RKO

[knotty skiff]

dunno, I like this helmet

[boreal abyss]

What if you holstered a shield and held two in your hand

[worn summit]

How do i get into the back of the carriage in the forest map?

[boreal abyss]

Turtle

[halcyon hare]

green

[vagrant fractal]

I assume you can jump into it

[worn summit]

i cant, im too fat

[vagrant fractal]

Hold H and drop all your armour maybe

[boreal abyss]

Oh yeah you can build muscle in this game now

[vagrant fractal]

figured out that key by accident

Honestly, devs could have saved so many negative reviews if they explained the muscle/strength building in a tutorial or something

[hard swallow]

[vagrant fractal]

90% of the physics complaints are from that. Once you're big and strong it's like the demo but even better

[unreal bay]

Frrr i do agree on that

[worn egret]

another day another peasant slain

probably because it modifies the game's memory

are you getting it from nexus?

weaponsmith cuz hes hot

[boreal abyss]

For example people who aren't doctors

[worn egret]

idk then

[unreal bay]

We have said this internally aswell, so lets see if our feedback gets listened to

[hard swallow]

Wheres the gore we saw in the sneak peaks....Ts is demo gore.

[restive trench]

also the tutorial in the training room doesnt include some features like jumping and taking off your clothes

[vagrant fractal]

58% positive at this point though on steam. Keeps going up every day. Sad to see so many bad reviews on launch but everything is already getting better.

[unreal bay]

Its for mid ea

[restive trench]

not even kicking which's keybind was in demo iirc

[carmine vault]

almost all map laggin on my high end pc...

[cobalt shoal]

Mhhh... un-rendered floor

My favorite

[unreal bay]

Yess, we are focusing on patching and making the experience better. We listen and learn

[hard swallow]

Oh, i also hope you try to make the insides easier to see, when i slice i cant make out shit, its all a polygonal mess XD

THE HAIR

Ahhh

[unreal bay]

Oh you will be disgusted we cooking no joke

[hard swallow]

Only devs that ever have gotten their shit together

[hard swallow]

I know

[carmine vault]

When will the hotfix 3 release u know that?

[worn egret]

yay

[unreal bay]

Soon

Please wait

[grand bane]

Im really enjoying this version of armored fencing

[restive trench]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1332161685196374095/1380557384476262512/attachment.gif

[restive trench]

(joke btw)

[hard swallow]

Make sure npcs shit or/and piss themeselves when they die...cz thats realistic

[spark quartz]

well well well if it isnt DAVE

[hard swallow]

YOU SAID REALISTIC

DO IT

[unreal bay]

No hard pass

[restive trench]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1256322696208453724/1400949393514823741/togif.gif

[white lantern]

hows the update-

[cobalt shoal]

What if we asked nicely?

[hard swallow]

Not a hard pass or a hard pass, englosh is hard

[white lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/why-what-in-the-hell-oh-god-pizza-house-on-fire-gif-15536410

[grand bane]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-jotaro-kujo-gif-18083286

[silent phoenix]

I mean, lots of the reviews focus on the same points, you can't blame them for that. One doesn't review a game thinking "oh, my problems with the game are unoriginal", just hope that they change their reviews

[vagrant fractal]

and how. Lol. I've been around long enough to have 100% faith in you guys. It's just shitty to have bad reviews on launch is all, makes me sad. I personally love EA and don't really have any issues with or anything beyond what I expected from my old PC. Actually runs better than demo mostly.

[grand bane]

SILLY!!!!!

[spark quartz]

Hi dave

[robust heath]

has anyone figured how to smash enemies head against wall/ground like in the trailer ?

[hard swallow]

https://giphy.com/gifs/reaction-mood-lPuW5AlR9AeWzSsIqi

[bleak stirrup]

So, how are we feeling about the game, eh?

[worn egret]

i feel like grabbing the neck should be a little easier

[unreal bay]

Thanks for your reply and support appreciate it

[vagrant fractal]

Of course, and I think many have. Thing is so many people wouldn't have left bad reviews if they didn't love the demo so much. It's only because people are so passionate for this game that it hit people hard when things weren't working for them

[silent phoenix]

been having the same doubt, i just cant

[grand bane]

RAGAMUFFIN

[hard swallow]

Same....its funny how you guys fuck shit up every update but then instantly get yalls shits together...usually its fuck it up and leave it that way

[robust heath]

when i try my guy just moves forward and hits his head on the wall instead lol

[cobalt shoal]

Besides the very poor performance, I'm enjoying the game

[unreal bay]

This is already in the EA build

[odd elm]

can they hotfix the axes already omg im fed up. You literally cannot be near them. You step next to them your foot is bleeding. Enemy lazily tosses his hand toward you and you get cut in half, ????? its so frustrating

[worn egret]

SWEET

[vagrant fractal]

Halfsword devs are fantastic for receiving feedback and updating quickly, to be honest. I've never seen a game move so fast in that way

[granite holly]

gore def got an upgrade lol

[silent phoenix]

lmao, same, I ended up ending myself instead of the foe

[clear vine]

How do I find armour in abyss mode consistently? Sometimes I'll find the best possible armour piece in the first chest and other times there'll be literally nothing

[cobalt shoal]

Hoooly

[low zenith]

survive

[hard swallow]

I dont see that, what i see is the same gore from the old old demo, never have i sliced anybody and saw that

[vagrant fractal]

When is EA going to have a medieval surgery mode?

[grizzled shale]

what does doing abyss in progression do

[low zenith]

as many as you deserve

[worn egret]

you can already do that 🙂 just with... varying results

[odd elm]

itemms

[low zenith]

doing the abyss makes revival free if u cclear it

[vagrant fractal]

Actually would be such a fun goody errand

Leg amputation or something

[unreal bay]

I know, and i wish internal feedback and communication was listened too, then this all didnt happen. Ofc i am also getting fed up. But hey, they listen to players at the end of the day. So keep it up

[lusty stag]

oooh hotifx 3 soon yay!

[worn egret]

if you amputate above the knee willie fucking dies

[grizzled shale]

? and i have to kill thatm any people to get out?

[analog aurora]

On an unrelated note, is anyone else’s Lord Tier bugged? I only get riots… And it’s just peasants and commoners and a couple armored dudes that isn’t exactly “knightly”.

[worn egret]

that's not a bug

why would the knights be rioting? they're too noble for that

[hard swallow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/570685887932006400/1117122685818904638/ED6EFBC5-A68E-48C6-9103-B123B1ECC22D.gif

[cobalt shoal]

More errands would be fun

[analog aurora]

Yeah but like I only get riots

[worn egret]

i hate you

[analog aurora]

No other matches but riots

[worn egret]

lord tier is only riots

[analog aurora]

Damn

[vagrant fractal]

Riots always have lower tier opponents. It's sort of like brave stand

[lusty stag]

trust man you had a confusing launch but I truly think this game will become something great with enough optimization- keep it up yall

[silent phoenix]

maybe try in free mode with one of the later tiers, there is strength progression in the game advancing the tiers, maybe one of the last can do that

[low zenith]

dont let ts kill u guys u do have something real special on ur hands u just gotta make it playable for everyone\

[worn egret]

however! you can farm retribution on lord too

if you're willing to swallow ur pride

[lusty stag]

wait is lord after knight

[worn egret]

yes

[lusty stag]

i keep getting cooked on the knight tourney

[analog aurora]

Saw a YT vid and thought lord tier had other stuff like doubles, duels, etc.

[unreal bay]

I agree, i have hope in this game too. Internal communication must improve

[pale bay]

yeah but what is after that?

[hard swallow]

We need a patch that lets HS run on a pregnancy test stick

[worn egret]

nothing is after lord

[vagrant fractal]

I'm sure there will be more errands. I actually love that inclusion instead of a fail state. You get to do some dumb shit and make enough for a fight. It's great

[worn egret]

except killing the baron 7 times

[unreal bay]

Dont worry, i am still hyped.

[pale bay]

oh alr

[analog aurora]

Ahh… The old “get knocked out by some peasant on knockdown before busting his knee caps in a few hours”

[hard swallow]

You typin an essay kepo?

[visual agate]

hi still hyped

[hybrid granite]

i think thats too realistic

[uneven needle]

is there no lord tournament?

[lusty stag]

yeah, yall have something great in your hands, its already going mch better than release day with hotfix 2, honestly its running fine for me now and I have an rtx 2050 😭 , as soon as you guys add that pit map and let us choose maps in free mode I will be a very very happy willie, keep it ip ❤️

[hard swallow]

Theres no too realistic

[visual agate]

now wait a minute

[hybrid granite]

we should draw a line somewhere..

[unreal bay]

Heck yeah!

[low zenith]

yes pls let us choose maps in free mode bc some of the maps run way worse than others and i want to be able to play lag free

[visual agate]

also there should be? idk i didnt get that far

[hard swallow]

Nahhhhhhz we draw line at the shittin n pissing

[hybrid granite]

also my brother shared me a config file that gives me insane fps on a 1050, if anyoen wants it i'll dm them it i can run cellars 60 fps with it

[uneven needle]

no, who cares

as long as no one is actually dying who cares how realistic gore is

[vagrant fractal]

Can uh... Can we add a rock as a weapon in EA? For um, reasons...

[uneven needle]

[visual agate]

maybe

[low zenith]

theres a lot to be said abt society thats completely fine w skinning ppl and carving up their faces and writhing agony and screaming but wont take no piss in the pants bc its too realistic

[hard swallow]

Yes

Bludgeoning

[visual agate]

probably

i mean

[hard swallow]

[lusty stag]

lol everyone was acting like their 4070s were exploding so I had no hope but hey, 40-50 fps on high aint bad, and the fix just made it better so yeah, pleasently surprised

[visual agate]

you could even mod it in yourself

[lusty stag]

yall will turn those reviews around im sure of it

[vagrant fractal]

Somebody needs to make a mod so instead of chopping a barrel for firewood, you crush balls with a rock

[lusty stag]

theyre already on an upward trend

[hard swallow]

[uneven needle]

the barrel chopping errand is the most tedious shit i have ever done

[silent phoenix]

same, some mfs act as if they're allergic to framegen

[hard swallow]

3.141592653589793

[visual agate]

is it now

[hybrid granite]

will the next patch optimize the game or only slums map and amd blood glitch?

[lusty stag]

im not even using frame gen, I tried and gave up lmao 😭

[uneven needle]

those 2 at the end are my only issues

[hard swallow]

PLZ AMD BLOOD GLUTCH FLIDH SJD8 TF8HRDJWHAIHD

[visual agate]

next few patches should iron out the most prominent issues

[hard swallow]

Alsonwe need amd frame geb

Mf

[visual agate]

so

[cobalt shoal]

The AMD blood glitch is actually a feature

[wise nova]

i don’t know about you guys but i’m pretty happy for how the game is right now

[cobalt shoal]

It's lore accurate that the Willies bleed in a square pattern

[hard swallow]

[silent phoenix]

why tho? for me it works

[visual agate]

it doesnt matter what the next patch is, itll have follow ups

at least thats what they said

basically

[lusty stag]

mind explaining how, I might be stupid

[ember jacinth]

erm mr galaxy sir, is it possible to make sure your blood visual fix makes into this upcoming patch?👉 👈 (not referring to the AMD bug)

[silent phoenix]

It's an option in the menu

[lusty stag]

https://tenor.com/view/linus-tech-tips-ltt-bug-gif-19900847

[lusty stag]

not for my gpu

[unreal bay]

Here

[hard swallow]

Omg i forgot once upon a time mcwonderbeast was a regular ol member bloke raggamuffin like the rest of us

[hard swallow]

Mf

Refer to amd

[ember jacinth]

yes that

[visual agate]

what

[silent phoenix]

boo

[ember jacinth]

well i dont have amd "mf"

[silent phoenix]

maybe with lossless scaling

[hard swallow]

[visual agate]

it looks like poor graphics

[hard swallow]

Mf means my friend

[lusty stag]

looks sweet, is gore going to improved soon as well or is that in the distant future after going past the optimization? Also lol ik you focus on fx but is there any chance youve heard of when were going to get narrow passage and the pit map? thanks lmao

[ember jacinth]

but ofc i want that fixed too lmaoo

[unreal bay]

Gore for future

[ember jacinth]

im just aware that its the main programmers issue not galaxys

[hard swallow]

In when jesus comes back

[lusty stag]

https://tenor.com/view/all-roads-lead-to-rome-time-rabbit-gif-9497165517404307883

[ember jacinth]

oh damn

[hard swallow]

So never

Yay

[ember jacinth]

apologies

[hard swallow]

I lied

[visual agate]

pants on fire

[hard swallow]

I called a motherfucker

[ember jacinth]

lmaooooo

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-frown-sad-unhappy-animal-gif-17858096

[lusty stag]

https://tenor.com/view/not-a-sigma-sorry-you-are-not-a-sigma-sorry-you're-not-a-sigma-you-aren't-a-sigma-you-are-not-sigma-gif-337838532227751572

[hard swallow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/570685887932006400/1117122685818904638/ED6EFBC5-A68E-48C6-9103-B123B1ECC22D.gif

[lusty stag]

not falling for it

who do you think I am

some whole wheat bread

[silent phoenix]

smashing heads?❤️‍🔥

[lusty stag]

im white bread boy

[visual agate]

ok

[lusty stag]

that looked so peak

[cobalt shoal]

Yes Willie, don't hold the Pollaxe properly

[grand bane]

”ai generated” smh
More just a lower fidelity terrain scan

[lusty stag]

jokes on you I dont listen to vm

[visual agate]

i sincerely hope this is changed…

[grand bane]

Ever tried rotating a poleaxe with one hand so far down the shaft? Shits heavy!

[arctic siren]

how much playtime on early access we all got rn, mine is 10 hours

[lusty stag]

https://tenor.com/view/ragebait-lion-monkey-angry-wisdom-gif-15744115571249218128

[cobalt shoal]

Willie just built different

[grizzled shale]

Guys how do I deal with the drunkard?

[lusty stag]

slice him in half and drag his corpse to the end of the alley

[visual agate]

i half sworded a spear and pushed him with it

[lusty stag]

its the most efficient solution

[grizzled shale]

WHAT!

[lusty stag]

lmao

[silent phoenix]

the tbag him

[lusty stag]

it still counts if hes dead

just drag him somehow

[silent phoenix]

but like

[lusty stag]

as long as he gets there it doesnt matter whether hes in one piece or not

[lusty stag]

real

[grizzled shale]

that alley or the gate?

[lyric girder]

where da wonderbeast at

[grizzled shale]

nevermind

i got it

[grand bane]

https://tenor.com/view/punch-beat-up-pogger-gif-22865694

[silent phoenix]

does it have to be like half of him?

or just a piece

[lusty stag]

yipee

[visual agate]

i ate

[silent phoenix]

or the half with the head

[nocturne tangle]

Kick poor people in the nuts

[visual agate]

that is indeed a thing you can do

[agile helm]

frittata

[cobalt shoal]

Mace always comes in clutch

[lyric girder]

was anything removed from slums in hotfix 2

[wintry sequoia]

somer himpson

[visual agate]

hafted weapons are also pretty clutch for me

[visual agate]

nothing super substantial

as far as what i saw

[nocturne tangle]

It's our earthly duty

[cobalt shoal]

True

[nocturne tangle]

And in the face

[visual agate]

truly

damn

[nocturne tangle]

That's the spice

[unreal pawn]

amd blood fix?

or no

[native hollow]

is this avoidable or am i just fucked till its patched

[lofty vector]

wait

[native hollow]

waiting

[unreal pawn]

how much

[marsh zenith]

is slums still supposed to be laggy even after the foliage fix

[cursive saddle]

switching to dx11 fixed the blood issue on my intel gpu. does it help AMD cards too or nah

[marsh zenith]

i have minimum specs so thats probably why to be homest

[native hollow]

ill try

[cursive saddle]

And update your drivers if you haven't

[kindred vale]

billions must optimize

[wintry sequoia]

homer simpson on half sword when

[grizzled shale]

ey guys, any tips for making swords? just unlocked it

[winged narwhal]

anyone know how to do remote play for early access split screen?

[kindred vale]

do what your heart desires

[grizzled shale]

I meant for weight balance

[nocturne tangle]

Another pair of jewels stolen from the poor

[native hollow]

id assume if it doesnt show up, it isnt implemented yet

better invite ur buddy over to play lol

[nocturne tangle]

Max weight for damage, or balance it by the sword guard for handling

[wintry sequoia]

how do i kill homer simpson in this game

[umbral bear]

Why is the floor like that on slums

[shut flare]

how to reset all rank progress in half sword

[grizzled shale]

Cow shit.

[wintry sequoia]

homer simpson you're paying for what you did to me

[kindred vale]

try to keep it in the middle/near the handle for balanced swinging. doesnt matter too much imo its all preference in balance

[native hollow]

Troubleshooted a bit, tiling just seems to be inevitable for AMD
stupidest shit ever

never had the issue before on the demo

[umbral bear]

There's holes in the floor that you can see straight through?

[hard swallow]

[hard swallow]

[native hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/porchcord-sad-milk-goat-happy-birthday-gif-7783079003352056095

shit

its a goat refusing to drink from a milk bottle its being offered

its a funny gif

[pastel sapphire]

Why does the game keep deleting my saves?

[native hollow]

LMAO

[pastel sapphire]

sup everyone

[grizzled shale]

Cows do that.

[native hollow]

"How do I delete my saves?"
"my saves are being randomly deleted"

[naive coral]

jus got full baron armor

[native hollow]

bro.

[naive coral]

baron sword is so fun i feel like a dark souls boss

[native hollow]

half sword is a psyop to drive all players to suicide

[cobalt shoal]

Holy fuck dude the AI just never stay down

[pastel sapphire]

I didn't ask "how to delete saves"

[native hollow]

im saying other people are trying to

and yet youre having yours deleted randomly

[cobalt shoal]

You're telling me I get hit in the head once and I'm just out, but I can smack this guy square in the forehead three times with a Pollaxe and he'll get right back up???

[native hollow]

Its really amusing the state the early access is n

[pastel sapphire]

Ah, I get it. Sorry if I said something wrong

[native hollow]

No ur fine!!
Im just whinging LMAO

[grizzled shale]

Do you guys have any tips for getting into the cart in forest?

[native hollow]

Jump

Hold space

[umbral bear]

Does it happen for everyone? I just got the early access for the game

[grizzled shale]

You can do what

[native hollow]

LMAO IKR

I had no idea till i did it on accident

[grizzled shale]

WE CAN JUMP!

WE CAN FUCKING JUMP!

[untold flume]

I used the big basket thing + the dead horse lol
I move them to the side of the cart and it took FOREVER. But I finally got in. It's not worth it. You might get a weapon or some cool armor, but that's it 🤷

[eager wing]

https://tenor.com/view/daniel-damn-ar-one-enel-gif-26279142

[untold flume]

Better off just doing the forest map and sometimes the boxes spawn outside the cart.

[native hollow]

thats funny

[cobalt shoal]

Finally beat the Baron

Holy

[naive coral]

yoo

[ornate beacon]

reviews are civil war

[pastel sapphire]

So, the problem with saving cannot be solved in any way, did I understand correctly?

[ornate beacon]

keep checking comments and its just people going at each others throats
simply the most divisive EA I've ever seen

[prisma remnant]

Anyone here work a warehouse job?

[untold flume]

Sir this is the Half Sword discord

[shell swift]

I used to

Kinda do now but it's manufacturing rather than picking and packing

[strong fern]

How do I play the game other than holding down lmb/rmb and violently moving my mouse

[untold flume]

Play slower

[shell swift]

Learn to move your mouse more elegantly

[untold flume]

Learn the patterns of weapons

[kindred copper]

how do you wear stuff on abyss

[ornate beacon]

don't use heavy weapons/polearms in lower tiers

[kindred copper]

i cant figure it out

[shell swift]

Watch hema instructional videos or read manuals

[grizzled shale]

guys i cant find where my crossbow bolts go? how do i keep the pouch them

[untold flume]

Yeah I think they just disappear :(

[shell swift]

Tbh I'm just waiting on a patch for the crossbow and its quiver before I carry one regularly

[lunar stream]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1345042514914050058/1467719423845732403/IMG_5534.jpeg?ex=6982107b&is=6980befb&hm=5ea9d0601caa5d4993112f637a189c94522232d167a2823a6e3a1867519787b7&

[visual agate]

idk

[untold flume]

My issue with the crossbow is afaik I can't put it on my back or smth 🤷

[shell swift]

Yeah, same.

[lunar stream]

wow is that the real phonik

[visual agate]

omg rayeo !1

no im fake and i fucking died

[grizzled shale]

can you give mercenaries any gear?

[visual agate]

nop

[untold flume]

Hopefully a bow is added. I think it'd be fair to put it on our back. I think historically knights were expected to be proficient with a bow. Depends on the location and time period too of course.

English longbow vs a full plate guy. Sounds epic

[lunar stream]

https://tenor.com/view/black-man-crying-cry-crying-crying-emoji-crying-meme-gif-3223392509479903783

[grizzled shale]

aren't we in like germany

[lunar stream]

the hre

[grizzled shale]

yeah yeah whtv same thing but extra regions

[untold flume]

We're very Roman, yes

[visual agate]

hole yee row man end spire

[grizzled shale]

not holy roman or an empire

[supple forge]

Can someone send a picture comparing big Willie’s vs little Willie’s

[spark quartz]

God DAYUM these things are GOOD

[visual agate]

what

[supple forge]

I wanna show my boss

[untold flume]

The Vile Carthage Republic

[supple forge]

Maybe you are a sinner for this

[untold flume]

The HREs greatest enemy

[supple forge]

God won’t let you in the pearly gates for this type of sin

[forest orbit]

tackled me and knocked the mace out of my hand. fending him off (letting him eat) with my right hand while my left unsheathed my sword to cut his head off

[visual agate]

i didnt have a maybe react so i did 😟

[forest orbit]

most cinematic shit ever

[spark quartz]

why 😭

[visual agate]

croix

[grizzled shale]

not a huge difference but here's these 2 mercs

[untold flume]

https://klipy.com/gifs/stone-cold-56

[shell swift]

Rome never died it just went east 😤

[supple forge]

I’m just playing it looks pretty good

[strong solar]

oh what this game could have been

[shell swift]

Then it died later

[untold flume]

One has WAY less muscle it seems

[spark quartz]

oh okie yeah its great, like the filling in recess peanut butter cup but instead of chocolate its pretzel

[native talon]

imma try the new early access lads wish me luck

[untold flume]

Don't stare into the Abyss for too long

[native talon]

i wanna get mauled

[untold flume]

:D it'll stare back

[worldly vapor]

im not playing this game until it gets a patch im gonna be real

[ornate beacon]

love to see the steam replay of that

[visual agate]

and oh what this game will be

[untold flume]

But it's so much fun 🥺

[shell swift]

The abyss wont stare back in half sword. It will eat your hands off rather.

[worldly vapor]

its in EA they can change the entire game any time they want

[slate summit]

no update in 2 days

dead game

gg

[forest orbit]

can i go back and get that footage?

[slate summit]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-gif-12940139826511824892

[native talon]

bro my pc was already struggling with more than 3 characters on screen dont tell me it somehow got worse

[slate summit]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-gif-12940139826511824892

[forest orbit]

id be great to watch

[slate summit]

BRO

LICK MY

[untold flume]

um

[slate summit]

uh

[visual agate]

no

[spark quartz]

Go on

[slate summit]

icecream

[shell swift]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[worldly vapor]

slums level is unreal engine 5 slop that gives you like 2 fps its crazy

[visual agate]

ok

[slate summit]

https://tenor.com/view/anthony-adams-rubbing-hands-together-spice-adams-vyd3n-meme-man-behind-tree-meme-gif-2569343513927502347

[spark quartz]

Only if its mint chocolate chip

[slate summit]

is this u

[shell swift]

Works on my machine 😏

[spark quartz]

Mint chocolate chip underrated asf

[grizzled shale]

damn these militiamen are armored up!

[native talon]

dead island 2 running at 40fps on an xbox one impresses me with each update this game has, WHAT

[slate summit]

wait thats actually my favourite

[visual agate]

the minutemen

[slate summit]

well its a tie between that and salted caramel

[forest orbit]

nvm its just like spotify replay not auto recording

[untold flume]

False. I get good frames on Slums 😎

😎

[shell swift]

Bro I had a merc fall and somehow still live

[slate summit]

we found the guy who stole from NASA

[dire otter]

is it just me or the download takes quite a while

[visual agate]

how fortunate, it looks like a great map

[slate summit]

that...depends on your internet

[spark quartz]

Salted caramel is good, I like mint chocolate chip and classic cookies and cream

[slate summit]

everyone has a different donwload speed

[marsh zenith]

i have a decade old dell computer with a 980ti with 14g ram and it ran perfectly the whole way through the game...

[untold flume]

Low graphics though. High graphics looks pretty wild

[native talon]

i hope that background its but a texture and not rendered at all

[slate summit]

chocolate or vanilla

[dire otter]

its been going for a whole day now lmao

[grizzled shale]

DIEEEE

[spark quartz]

Vanilla bro no question

[untold flume]

It's a bug with low graphics I think. Sometimes it loads in 🤷 🤷

[native talon]

dead island 2?

[visual agate]

cinema

[slate summit]

chocolate or dark chocolate

[marsh zenith]

yes

[spark quartz]

Dark chocolate

[slate summit]

bro

[visual agate]

chocloat

[slate summit]

We gotta kiss or something

You gotta be my soulmate

[supple forge]

I get good frames looking at that wall over there

[shell swift]

Gay

[visual agate]

ok

[dire otter]

very gay

[dull notch]

Picking up the game finally now that I’m out of work! Let’s gooo!

[slate summit]

its not gay if you say no homo before

[supple forge]

Tbh the super angry peeps over frames should kiss the nut skin I got mhm

[slate summit]

its the law

[visual agate]

im the law

[native talon]

oh yeah bro, that game is wizardry, jiggle physics on bones, organs, hair and clothing, shading and more than 8 zombies on screen at the same time??? idk how they did it, best optimized game of the last years

[spark quartz]

You know I'm all for jokes but this server is like a landmine since its all ages so I'm going to respectfully decline 😭

[untold flume]

low FPS, skill issue or smth idk

:)

[slate summit]

are you an adult

you are an adult right

[cobalt shoal]

The timing on that was so fucking perfect

[spark quartz]

Yes I'm almost 30

[visual agate]

wealth issue 😭

[supple forge]

I’m of age you can be my sweet heart 😍

[slate summit]

well im technically an adult too

[visual agate]

maybe not

[slate summit]

but im 18

[supple forge]

Nah

[visual agate]

more like

[slate summit]

so like

[supple forge]

Fuck technically

[visual agate]

luck issue

[gloomy crest]

12 going on 30
Paper round was in afghanistan

[spark quartz]

Hell no 😭

[slate summit]

hey atleast im not a minor

[cobalt shoal]

TRUTH NUKE

[visual agate]

likely

[shell swift]

Needs a Tom and Jerry scream

[spark quartz]

40 year olds who date 18 year olds are weird as fuck btw

[supple forge]

OH NAH

[slate summit]

im 4 years above the age of consent in my country

[spark quartz]

Ok bro fr

[supple forge]

NAWWWWWW

😭😭😭😭

[marsh zenith]

yeah its insane i hope the same studio makes another one, dead island 2 is easily one of my favorite games because of the level of detail i had with no problems is diabolical.

[dire otter]

truth

[shell swift]

https://tenor.com/view/thank-you-thank-you-sir-aww-thanks-gif-7826538383492806977

[dull notch]

When you die do you lose everything just curious?

[untold flume]

Slums riot LAGS though XD

[supple forge]

HE SAID FRESH OUT THE BUSS OVEN

[crystal granite]

rank progress

[supple forge]

HE WANT SOME 😭😭😭

[crystal granite]

you keep weapons and armor iirc

[slate summit]

I mean fuck. If I was 40 id be dating 18 year olds too

[dull notch]

Okay cool!

[supple forge]

I’m crying

[spark quartz]

Deadra you really had to ruin the vibe bro come on, this is not appropriate

[shell swift]

And your swoleness

[slate summit]

Id be dating me if I was 40

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-gif-12940139826511824892

[gloomy crest]

Ok mb

[spark quartz]

STOP

Please

[supple forge]

I wish yu could’ve seen me yesterday

[shell swift]

Pls no

[spark quartz]

Have mercy 😭

[supple forge]

Grabbed him by his hams and got to work

[native talon]

i hope they master the gore system they had, i loved how dynamic it was, tought the zombies died too quickly and limited the ways you could make holes in them tho, very rarely you get the real potential on a live, moving corpse

[gloomy crest]

I come from only chaos servers I forget how to act around normies on this app

[slate summit]

You seem way younger

[supple forge]

GOT TO WORK ON THAT RUMP SON

[slate summit]

You do not seem 30

[lethal zenith]

new bug, the pouch for the bolts for the cross bow js dissapears sometimes between rounds 😩

[spark quartz]

BAD, BAD PHEONIK

[slate summit]

You give off 16 year old energy

[visual agate]

good

[slate summit]

Somehow

[spark quartz]

Well I'm 27 but yeah

[supple forge]

Dihciples

[visual agate]

😭

[supple forge]

🤪🤪

Freaky ahh fellas

[gloomy crest]

I'm early 20s (cope because it'll be over soon)

[winged narwhal]

can you do split screen with 2 kbms?

[slate summit]

You are basically fucking dust bro

[random geyser]

no hood

[visual agate]

evil sword

[supple forge]

Bro I’m 24 and like

[slate summit]

One of the ancients

[spark quartz]

yeah i feel like it

[supple forge]

Shii I’m getting body pains

[slate summit]

You died, decomposed

[supple forge]

It’s over for me

[slate summit]

And even your bones decomposed

[supple forge]

I’m cooked

[gloomy crest]

Same and same

[slate summit]

Your dust has been eaten by worms

[cobalt shoal]

Why is everyone here so old

[supple forge]

Life support immediately

Please

[cobalt shoal]

Jeez

[gloomy crest]

Don't have kids fr

[supple forge]

We play a game where we murder peeps

[slate summit]

Imagine being 27 lmao

Old people

So funny

[supple forge]

A lot of pent of anger can be used in a dumb game like this 🫡

[marsh zenith]

uncs!

[supple forge]

Not for me personally

But ye

😮

Uncle is banned

[ionic meteor]

Phew, I'm only 26

[slate summit]

If you are below 18 you are a literal baby and if you are above 18 you are dust

[supple forge]

You can’t say unc!

[marsh zenith]

lmaoo

[slate summit]

How did they build the pyramids

[visual agate]

ig not

[supple forge]

silly mod
Unban unc!!!!

[shell swift]

I will be 31 this month

[spark quartz]

Just wait until you realize you're half way through your twenties, Pink Floyd said it best, there is time to kill today, then one day you find 10 year have got behind you

[visual agate]

ok

[supple forge]

I EMBRACE THIS NEW PATH OF LIFE

[slate summit]

holy fucking shit

[supple forge]

THE UNCC PATHHH

[slate summit]

Dinosaur bones

[ionic meteor]

Aliens confirmed by me

[slate summit]

Why am I typing here

[visual agate]

oil in 1 month

[slate summit]

Am I an archeologist

[visual agate]

maybe

[slate summit]

We are digging up fossils

[spark quartz]

I genuinely hope you blow your acl tommorow

[last whale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1258107627804557312/1462926682037162088/1768857740106964.gif

[visual agate]

oh its shizton

[slate summit]

I only blow other things

(soap bubbles)

[spark quartz]

STOP

god damnit

[slate summit]

bro why is your mind so dirty

jesus

[last whale]

[slate summit]

old people

[untold flume]

I love this load out. The shield on the left arm with the reverse grip knife, and then I can wack people with the morning star :)

[atomic mist]

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Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!

[visual agate]

really bro im more og than silly mod

[wintry sequoia]

true

[spark quartz]

YOU KNOE WHAT YOU'RE DOING YOU GODDAMN NEANDERTHALIC NEOLITHIC CAVEMAN

[reef iris]

Cry of Fear and Afraid of Monsters is that ball?

[slate summit]

im not doing anything

well

[spark quartz]

Istg

[slate summit]

I will be doing some things tonight

[visual agate]

certainly most likely

[slate summit]

(sleeping)

[spark quartz]

Dawg plz stop 😭

[visual agate]

vro did the impossible

[reef iris]

Hooray I did your challenge

[visual agate]

yay you dont explode

[spark quartz]

Hi shizzy wizzy

[reef iris]

Wait what

[slate summit]

Okay I wanted to do a joke with this sentence but I think that might be a bit too much

[covert salmon]

whats goodie gang

[reef iris]

Ah OK

[last whale]

Silly Head hi

[spark quartz]

Burger dog

[reef iris]

Holy shit it's the jester

[untold flume]

burger dog

[last whale]

Devour

[spark quartz]

Yo shizzy

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=OifRU8kQ6Ms&si=ElT1j3bf7yAieoJ3

BTW shizzy do you like merciful fate?

[last whale]

Ion like it

[cobalt shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/lunaistabby-cat-car-police-car-gif-5006970984776578557

[spark quartz]

Do you like merciful fate shizzy

[covert salmon]

willie with no legs/arms and blind,and deaf vs goku, kratos, saitama, vergil & dante, thanos, and V1 ultrakill

[last whale]

Nay

[slate summit]

are you guys also sometimes sad you arent gay

[lavish minnow]

how the fuck do i restart the game

[slate summit]

Life would be so much less complicated

[visual agate]

maybe

[cobalt shoal]

I am

[slate summit]

Women are scary

And confusing

[spark quartz]

brother I'm sorry to do this but this convo can only lead down a negative direction and I have to shut it down

[cobalt shoal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935989994735169546/1224174245735694426/sandcat.gif

[visual agate]

the president !1

[spark quartz]

me when I eat cookies in bed

[slate summit]

can we talk about cats

[covert salmon]

willie solos fiction

[last whale]

https://youtu.be/e6lAdDEB5p0 Do you fw this

[shrewd cedar]

dont worry guys im back

[lone tapir]

guys how do i convince my father that halfsword isnt a stupid game and let me buy it?

[visual agate]

hi back

[cobalt shoal]

Cookies in bed is peak

[slate summit]

Your parents buy you stuff?

[covert salmon]

tell him about willie

[visual agate]

tell him to meet with ivan

[slate summit]

Do you not get an allowance

[grizzled shale]

i saw in the trailer or whatever that we cna turn daggers upside down, how do you do that?

[spark quartz]

People comparing it to strangled, gross strangled is so much better

Its aight just sounds samey

[lone tapir]

the steam acc is connected to his card

[slate summit]

I get an allowance

[spark quartz]

Explain it to him thats its educational and a way to learn about armor and weapons in an authentic medieval world

[slate summit]

I give my parents 30 bucks of my allowance and say I wanna buy game

they say okay

[cobalt shoal]

Lucky mf

[lone tapir]

what if i make him play the demo?

[cobalt shoal]

My mom doesn't give me anything because she doesn't love me anymore

[slate summit]

Im a literal adult

[visual agate]

allow pants

[azure marsh]

GUYS DONT EXPLORE THE SLUMS TOO MUCH I HAVE NOCLIPPED OUT OF THE MAP

[visual agate]

lmao

[slate summit]

Well thats kinda unfortunate

I got 2 moms

[visual agate]

i saw mrzacnono do that

[slate summit]

And they both love me

So idk man

[visual agate]

and we all are subbing to him

[cobalt shoal]

That's nice

[hasty blaze]

The bridge on slums sometimes falls apart so I’m scared to try crossing it now

[visual agate]

and slicing that like button

[rustic mural]

is anyone else hooked on this game or is it just me

[earnest hill]

dude the game at the start was ass but istg this dev team listens really well to the community

[earnest hill]

i sure am

[cobalt shoal]

If the devs really listened they'd add a Glock with a switch on it

Smh

[willow merlin]

I cant get over how muscular you can become with editing the save file

I honestly cant care about the bugs anymore cuz of it

[earnest hill]

HOW?

show me please

[willow merlin]

Hold up lemmie pull the website back up

[earnest hill]

kk

[rustic mural]

just finished the lord tournament , i cant stay off this game

[earnest hill]

ty

[untold flume]

fuuuu

[earnest hill]

dude ive only gotten to militia

[visual agate]

holy fuck 😭

[cobalt shoal]

The Lord tournament was extremely fun

[rustic mural]

bro use the scythe

[earnest hill]

dude what in the campbells fucksake

[visual agate]

bro thats how much pfennings i have 😭

[limpid lantern]

why yo mfs so cheap

[visual agate]

how many

[willow merlin]

Is ur dms open?

[earnest hill]

yh should be

[visual agate]

forgive my cavemanian grammar

[bitter pilot]

Is there a bug with putting vambraces on?

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-please-do-not-the-cat-gif-11013093716903899251

[cobalt shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-gang-lol-ballin-gif-9452760376380020364

[grizzled shale]

i dont think that's how a sallet works

[rustic mural]

yeah im having a hard time understanding the armor system somewhat

i dont know how to equip the harness with the other stuff i have

[zenith matrix]

thats the neat part, you dont

[bitter pilot]

Soon as I try to put vambraces on they drop

[rustic mural]

interesing

[bitter pilot]

Might have something to do with the long armed chain mail idk

[indigo hare]

Some armor blocks other pieces. Like you cannot wear the harness with pauldrons, for example

[limpid lantern]

MY BOYYY

LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO MY BOYY

[plain scroll]

You need to have an arming doublet without chains. And as greyfaced said

[acoustic oxide]

my hands are tied sorry

[bitter pilot]

Thanks I guess I'll just keep my current stuff on... if the jack better than the arming doublet?

Is**

[plain scroll]

The jack is more protective than the base arming doublet but the arming doublet allows you to equip armour that is more protective than the jack

[bitter pilot]

Got it thank you

[verbal ember]

heyyyy sooo who wanna gift me half sworddd

[indigo hare]

Dont beg please had way too many of those here the past few days

[verbal ember]

im joking dawg

[dusty vortex]

I'd give you my sword

[pulsar stratus]

how do i get more items in free mode? i was excited to get custom weapons but have no options

[grand bane]

Isn’t harness just worse spaulders+vambrace or am I missing something?

[verbal ember]

do it

[dusty vortex]

Protection/weight compromise

[indigo hare]

You can get it in blackened, and it’s cooler cause it’s blackened armor 😎 aesthetics over function ALWAYS

[weary tinsel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1467943646127980738/Untitled_video_-_Made_with_Clipchamp_2.gif

[dusty vortex]

Also yeah, gotta commit to the drip

[indigo hare]

Animal abuser

[grand bane]

”The victor is not victorious unless the vanquished considers himself less fashionable” - Lord Drippius the third of Fashionburg 1475

[harsh crow]

he's just trying cpr, he didn't read the manual right tho

[untold wraith]

@indigo hare #1467717754550485105

[marsh zenith]

what did the horse do to you bro

[azure marsh]

should i craft this or nah

[marsh zenith]

looks pretty good

[harsh crow]

u got 1k craft it if u want it, end up w alot of gold fr

[azure marsh]

ok thx

[marsh zenith]

ur gonna have good control cuz ur mass is closer to the handle

which is perfecto

[indigo hare]

Thanks bud

[azure marsh]

wait why cant i halfsword it while testing i thought i made it long enough to halfsword with

[untold wraith]

Course

[grand bane]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-joe-pesci-pesci-what-gif-10718026964868693743

[shell swift]

You need a longer grip

If you click the sword while in the anvil screen it'll show where and many hands you need to use it

[azure marsh]

ok it works now thx

[dusk swan]

will there be updates for all the performance issues?
the slumps is border line unplayable

[verbal ember]

how do i reset my gaunlet im on the last thing and dont know what to do i cant progress bc it lags too much with multiple enemies

in the demo

[astral hollow]

How the heck do u get bows

[grizzled shale]

tempted to get this guy, what do yall think

[honest coral]

chance to spawn in a chest on Forest map

[astral hollow]

Ohh

[dusk swan]

i think you need to finish the final challenge to replay the gauntlet

[naive coral]

hy

[untold wraith]

false you must beat abyss

mode

[grizzled shale]

hy?

[verbal ember]

i cant bruh my game lags, also how do u beat it

[honest coral]

i got one in a chest

[untold wraith]

in abyss?

[honest coral]

forest

[untold wraith]

ur lying

thats my job

[lean yarrow]

Im getting breakpoint errors outside of half sword and never had it happened to me before

[dusk swan]

turn off blood and gore it should help with the lag
if it doesn't just adjust the difficulty slider to kill them fast

[untold wraith]

anyway just play until you beat abyss mode itll be put into storage

def worth

[honest coral]

easier to get on forest but ok

[shell swift]

He'll die pretty quickly with no bevor but still a body is a body

[untold wraith]

this way you have it forever

[verbal ember]

lowest possible settings vro

[untold wraith]

bud

buddy

pal

[honest coral]

you can insure after u get it lol

[grizzled shale]

how about yo mama bevor

[shell swift]

Bro

[untold wraith]

orrrrr just do abyss

[cobalt shoal]

It all happened so fast

[wanton prairie]

bro this just happened to me😭

[cobalt shoal]

Reforger is so ass but it's moments like those that make it so good

[untold wraith]

false

[cobalt shoal]

Actual truth

Game is so doo doo

[wanton prairie]

it al depends what server u play icl

[untold wraith]

reforger is the best just skill issue

i am the best reforger ever though

so

[cobalt shoal]

Bohemia when optimization

Reforger has doo doo optimization

On par with EA Half Sword

[fringe dove]

I'm actually so disappointed in the halfsword experience

[untold wraith]

false EA has worse

[cobalt shoal]

Not true

[snow violet]

im reforging it im reforging it so hard

[fringe dove]

First time the demo was better than the actual game

[untold wraith]

false

i am

[spring pagoda]

does anyone know how to fix the crashes whenever i slice someones head

[untold wraith]

you aint

[cobalt shoal]

Liar

Show proof

[snow violet]

she halfsword on my reforger till I EA

[untold wraith]

no

[cobalt shoal]

Noob

Haha

[spring pagoda]

^^

[untold wraith]

check leaderboard #1 is me

fyi

[north yew]

peasant is a good role?

i have it

[snow violet]

ok

[untold wraith]

the absolute worst

[grizzled shale]

FEAST YOUR NEWS

NEW SOLDIER HERE

[north yew]

soo im bad at this game XD

[haughty forge]

Hmm, where should the balance of weight ideally be for a sword?

Would ya'll say

Cause I've made a few great weapons, tbh

[snow violet]

in the sword

[haughty forge]

Made a mallet I can only use when half swording it, but it's devastating

[untold wraith]

you dont its decor

[haughty forge]

Allegedly, flip over large box and jump

Maybe take off armor to jump higher

Tbh

[snow violet]

you gotta run head first into it

[untold wraith]

false

[snow violet]

I

Love

Typing

One

Word

At

A

Time

[rancid sapphire]

Does anybody know where I can find arrows for my crossbow?

[untold wraith]

fake

good job hacker

[snow violet]

AI generated

[grand bane]

Swords usually want the center of mass to be a few centimeters in front of the crossguard. Although this depends on the weight size of the sword along with how curable thrust focused it is and if it’s one or two handed

[rancid sapphire]

I found the crossbow in the forest map but I can’t find arrows for it

[haughty forge]

Flip over large box, take off armor, jump to large box, jump to wagon. Unironically, how you do it

[stuck arch]

Who pinged me >:(

[snow violet]

quivers spawn seperatly

[haughty forge]

Sounds good, I'm gonna make one with that in mind then

[untold wraith]

lol

[rancid sapphire]

Oh ok

[earnest forge]

Ngl slums is still mega un-optimized, but i just avoid it altogether 💀

[untold wraith]

false

[rancid sapphire]

Are the devs ever going to add matchlocks to the game? I’m lwk tired of the swords

Or at least the handgonne

[untold wraith]

permaybechance

[haughty forge]

In free mode, is there a way to go to the abyss with all your gear?

[earnest forge]

I have a lower end pc, i get maybe 5fps more after optimization update lol

[haughty forge]

Or in progression mode?

[earnest forge]

I hope not lmao

[untold wraith]

oof

[haughty forge]

I like how you have to finish off the zombies

[untold wraith]

false

[earnest forge]

I hate matchlocks and all warfare related to it, its so boring

[rancid sapphire]

Cuz like I unlocked the lord level and I’m tired of these armored knights

[untold wraith]

i finish the zombies off

not you

[earnest forge]

https://tenor.com/view/power-csm-chainsaw-man-incorrect-wrong-gif-16337578492690093939

[untold wraith]

embed fail

[haughty forge]

I just want them to make it so I can have the quiver in free mode

[earnest forge]

You get the idea tho

[rancid sapphire]

I just want an easy solution to win every match by using gunpowder and pellets instead of the sword which takes so much time trying to disarm them

[bronze flower]

I cant see the faq channel

[earnest forge]

Thats the poiny

Point

Its meant to be realistic right

Most armoured fights lasted tens of minutes iirc

[rancid sapphire]

Well my American self doesn’t like the swords

[untold wraith]

false

bears beats battlestar galactica

[rancid sapphire]

I want matchlocks in the game

[earnest forge]

Bluds never seen csm 😭😭✌🏾

[earnest forge]

i want a chainsaw in the game

so i can larp as chainsawman

[rancid sapphire]

Why do that when you can pull out a matchlock

End the match in 10 seconds

[earnest forge]

Why use a matchlock when u can split them in half with chainsaw

[rancid sapphire]

If realistic the rifle may not be accurate but at least they showcase how much damage it can cause

[untold wraith]

https://giphy.com/gifs/theoffice-nbc-the-office-tv-ay7Wlm821yvOjpWjHx

[earnest forge]

Then you miss because matchlocks cant hit shit beyond 5m and then spend the next 2 mins reloading

[untold wraith]

random gif fixes everything

prove me wrong

[ancient turret]

anyone know how many baron pieces there are to collect?

[rancid sapphire]

That’s the point, matchlocks should be last resort if ur trash at the game (like me)

[untold wraith]

15

[earnest forge]

Fair

[haughty forge]

There will probably be a mod for that in a few weeks, tbh

[earnest forge]

tbh just practice in sparring mode

[earnest forge]

If ur still shit just grind till u get a halberd

[pearl coral]

they're already gonna come to the game

there's no point

[earnest forge]

Game becomes easy aftet halberd

[grand bane]

Guns ruined the military meta

[ancient turret]

i dont trust captain misinfo

[rancid sapphire]

I’m stuck on Lord level

I keep getting toppled over

[earnest forge]

Istg

[gloomy crest]

mf never saw it coming😭😭

[rancid sapphire]

Hooray

I hope they let us carry two matchlocks

It would be sick

[untold wraith]

false

[pearl coral]

i mean to some capacity they're already in game

[untold wraith]

magnum in game when

kar-98 extended scope when

[ancient turret]

@pearl coral do you perchance know how many baron pieces exist to collect?

[pearl coral]

no

i think you have to beat him like 9 times

[untold wraith]

ppsh extended mag with lighweight stock

when

i think i got my point across that black ops 7 is the best game ever

[gloomy crest]

whats yall tech for landing strong punches,as of rn my best punch is a strafing haymaker

or a zigzag haymaker idk what its called

[untold wraith]

land it

[untold flume]

I kick and them pick them up and slam them

[gloomy crest]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1244313050174197850

[untold wraith]

red roles disgust me

[gloomy crest]

😂

[untold wraith]

more and more everyday day

day day

whoops

[stone spade]

I disgust me too captain misinfo

[rancid sapphire]

I lwk need that

[spring estuary]

all my gear just straight up disappeared. Now I'm in knight tier with barely any gear

[gloomy crest]

anyways how do yall land superrr strong punches without damage amp im talking a barehand oneshot kill punch

[rancid sapphire]

Punch a hole thru the knight and call it a day

[untold wraith]

spondgebob when water

[stone spade]

I ate it

[rancid sapphire]

The age of knights is over gang 😂 welcome early firearms

[stone spade]

got hungry

[indigo hare]

I swing and hit him with my fist

Hard

[rancid sapphire]

I have more sanity if they introduce matchlocks because dismembering the AI knights is brutal

I’m rather it be a clean shot from a gun

[strong solar]

huh it was released unoptimized and you have the cheek to say that hhahahaaha you people are low iq . idk about you guys but what kinda devs release an unoptimized game. thats a great way to turn most people off it in Early stages of a game. wow do you guys want to hire me for basic common sense

[spring estuary]

I restarted the game now its back?

[untold wraith]

like a magnum with a 20 inch barrel

perchance

halsword devs COULD do it'

[gloomy crest]

im having problem getting the distance and hieght right to get a good headshot

[indigo hare]

Geeze Louise. I was looking forward to the increase in activity here but at this point the majority i see is people just being dicks to each other or about the game on one end or the other

[harsh fog]

Goog...

[rancid sapphire]

Just give us a fully automatic rifle for April fools

a cool mode

[untold wraith]

with the release it was gonna happen. its a beloved game in an ugly light

[strong solar]

its a new game that had a bad release get a grip bro its going to happen

[indigo hare]

Hey or you could learn to communicate respectfully like a fuckin adult human being

Because that’s whst my point was

[untold wraith]

ight well tellin bro to get a grip just you bein a ass

[strong solar]

i am being respectful thank you

[untold wraith]

there were better words

[supple forge]

Throw that mf left hand crazy style knock him upside the head and he folds

[strong solar]

just most people living in la la land lol '

[indigo hare]

I said this specifically because you weren’t.

[gloomy crest]

all engagement is good engagement

[strong solar]

no i am but okay

[gloomy crest]

yeah but getting the distance and angle right is tough

this is my best punch yet

[supple forge]

Banish him

[gloomy crest]

howd i do?

[untold wraith]

pink roles

istg

[supple forge]

Gah damn

He didn’t deserve that

[strong solar]

banish for having opinion okay ?

[spring pagoda]

my game is crashing whenever i slice someones head off in direct x 12 is anyone else having the same issue?

[indigo hare]

“Wow do you guys want to hire me for common sense”
Please be respectful to each other
“Get a grip bro”

[gloomy crest]

im struggling to land another punch like that

[strong solar]

clam down please

[gloomy crest]

usually shots to the temple deal the most damage