general-catfish-🐱🐟

[scarlet creek]

Except yard

I hate yard

[fervent wyvern]

Bro what

Its like a sandbox

[scarlet creek]

Yard is ugly

[untold flume]

https://klipy.com/gifs/dodge-neo

[fervent wyvern]

If they add a crowd watching that would be fire

[untold flume]

everyone falls the first time

[fervent wyvern]

I thought when i played tourney for the first time there would be a crowd up top

[frosty stratus]

HE DINT EVEN DODGE IT. HE JUST HIT IT OUT THE AIR

[merry turret]

Why does the combat feel more clunky than the uh demo

[scarlet creek]

Thats what yard needs to be good

[analog cargo]

how get ranged weapon

[sturdy sinew]

weapon too heavy

[fervent wyvern]

Fair

[merry turret]

Also the willies are literal enstiens now when it comes to fighting with a damn pickaxe

😭

[carmine depot]

it does? i thought it felt easier

[frosty stratus]

forrest

[analog cargo]

good

[sturdy sinew]

but then no map would be safe from the optimization issues

[merry turret]

The demo was hella easy

[scarlet creek]

Because you need to build muscle to use heavy weapons

[analog cargo]

forrest where

[frosty stratus]

map

it only spawns sometimes tho

[carmine depot]

yeah but i feel like it was harder to make precise slashes

but i could be just getting better lol

[merry turret]

Yeah

[cunning hill]

hit a guy so hard in knight tourney got a fatal error

[merry turret]

Can we all agree the rake is ass to use in beggar class

[scarlet creek]

Just static low Quality human models playing a cheering animation

[frosty stratus]

HOLY SHIT YOU CAN JUMP

[scarlet creek]

Yes thats also how you train leg muscles

#general-catfish-🐱🐟 message

[merry turret]

I still hate the slums unfinished map

[fervent wyvern]

How

[eager thorn]

how do you get the crossbow

[scarlet creek]

Hold space

[frosty stratus]

hold crouch and hold space then release

[fervent wyvern]

No way what

[merry turret]

Theres an actual muscle training system..?

[wraith crag]

How do you surrender on controller

[sturdy sinew]

dont need to crouch

[fervent wyvern]

Does it just make you fall

[merry turret]

First issue

[scarlet creek]

Yep

[fervent wyvern]

Whats the point in jumping

[sturdy sinew]

cool screenshots

[frosty stratus]

can you train without armor. and can you train after a fight is over. like train hands aswell tho

[cunning hill]

no

[scarlet creek]

Training legs

[cunning hill]

i can do it in full plate

[merry turret]

Willies so slippery youd just fall to the ground and get slaughtered

[fervent wyvern]

Bru

[merry turret]

Is there any way in freemode to get higher tier armor

[scarlet creek]

No like genuinely

#general-catfish-🐱🐟 message

[fervent wyvern]

Yeah but

[analog cargo]

how to get arrows for my crossboe

[fervent wyvern]

Is there any jumping hit potential

If youre not noob

[merry turret]

Alt+F4

[analog cargo]

i dont think that works

[merry turret]

It does

[sturdy sinew]

it does, confirmed

[scarlet creek]

Flying kicks

[merry turret]

It gives 100 arrows

Stacked

[sturdy sinew]

+1

[merry turret]

Think of it as like a gta cheat code

Or old ps2

[echo charm]

no you have to spam it

[merry turret]

Cheat codes

[sturdy sinew]

when I did it it wired me a few bucks

[echo charm]

1 arrow per alt f4

[merry turret]

True

[analog cargo]

really alt f4 works

[light pelican]

You unlock it in progression then insure it withe the trade guy.

[merry turret]

Yes

[analog cargo]

i dont have f4 on my keyboard its 60%

🤓

[untold flume]

isn't the abyss during free mode the same as abyss in the demo? Seems so at least, was just testing it.
You start naked and loot gear and play as long as possible. I heard people complaining that it was worse? The zombies are freaky as hell, how is it worse 😭

[fervent wyvern]

Holy tech

[scarlet creek]

Insane gaslighting

[sturdy sinew]

dang, can't use the meta strats then

[fervent wyvern]

Is the crossbow borderline op?

[quaint ore]

i finally got baron amour wooo

[merry turret]

Try Alt+Fn+4 or Control Shift Tab

[scarlet creek]

No

[frosty stratus]

can you train muscles in free mode?

[untold flume]

The crossbow is buggy. Idk if I miss or what, but I swear it doesn't work sometimes.

I've used it for execution shots though

[sturdy sinew]

their skulls are really thick so only some bolts get through their heads

[quaint ore]

i have yet to find arrows at all in the forrest

[scarlet creek]

Mf still uses the doublet chains

[fervent wyvern]

Is it super hard to aim

[analog cargo]

it made me quit the game

[quaint ore]

its op shhh

[merry turret]

I needa see gameplay of a guy catching a bolt and throwing it back

[pine stirrup]

Does anyone have a screenshot of the Weaponsmith

[sturdy sinew]

thats bc it needs time to load the bolts

[merry turret]

No way you fell for it

The problem is

I gave wrong keys

You see

[analog cargo]

maybe it overloaded with bolts

[merry turret]

Only alpha willies can unlock the secret code

[analog cargo]

my pc probably cant handle the bolts

[merry turret]

You my friend

[sturdy sinew]

known bug, should report

[analog cargo]

yeah

[quaint ore]

thats possible?

[merry turret]

Ill tell you how to get the 100 fire bolts, Wait 6 months, train your brain, Become half sword staff, Then alt-fn-4

[quaint ore]

LOL\

[analog cargo]

yeah i clicked alt f4 and it made me crash or smthing i think it spawned too much bolts

[quaint ore]

rip

[untold flume]

What kind of pants do I need for the leg armor? I doubt the arming doublet is what I need

[scarlet creek]

Insane gaslighting

[merry turret]

It’s because the directional shift of the gravity at your desk isnt stable

You have to bang your floor and scream “Im the alpha Willie” west of the qauran FORTY times

Then do it again

[sturdy sinew]

willie personally delivers bolts to your front door and in game as a popup

[eager marten]

you gotta pee on your keyboard

[delicate moss]

i beat the baron but only got one armor piece do i have to beat him
again to get another item?

[echo charm]

question, how do i get the items that i got in the abyss out of the abyss

[merry turret]

Shhh thats the cheat code dont leak it bro

[analog cargo]

I dont ahve socks so my feet are cold thats probably why

[merry turret]

Idk just like

[merry turret]

EXACTLY

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/outlast-trials-meme-blacklight-guard-murkoff-gif-720341128627766689

They gotta give murkoff’s guards more scripts

[gleaming falcon]

Are there any levels to fight above lord? i just keep going up in baron levels it seems

[analog cargo]

Dang please door dash me socks

[eager marten]

i want to blow a willie's head off with a shotgun

[sturdy sinew]

also you need epic settings on and play on slums (works best pre-patch) dont forget this crucial step

[analog cargo]

Hmm but if i do that my pc makes too much noise

[sturdy sinew]

that's a signal of optimal performance, good job

[merry turret]

No no, I know a better method.

Go to your local nearest device that can order doordash, Doordash a pair of socks and tell the doordash driver “The Mace is the worst weapon” and theres a EXACT 0.03% that doordash driver turns into the golden willie, and if you bring the golden willie to your desk make him press Alt-fn-4 on all of your tabs and when you reload half sword you get 10 million fire bolts

[sturdy sinew]

lots of different strategies for bolts fyi

[analog cargo]

NO WAY

[merry turret]

Yes way

[scarlet creek]

Put socks on or I'll lick them brother

[merry turret]

All the cool kids do them

[scarlet creek]

💔

[analog cargo]

My uncle work for uber does it only work on doordash

[merry turret]

You gotta get golden willie to lick your socks for a 5% chance to immediately get baron armor

[merry turret]

ONLY ON DOORDASH

[sturdy sinew]

doordash has a collab with game seer

[scarlet creek]

What if he shows u his Golden willie instead

[sturdy sinew]

thats why

[echo charm]

am i cooked im in the abyss and my willie is just squirming around in pain he cant even get up

[merry turret]

Yeah so i got a tip for that

[vivid hill]

Such epic

[analog cargo]

Dannngg

[merry turret]

Try to hug the biggest boss you see and he’ll let you win from your cuteness @echo charm

[scarlet creek]

Is this reshade or the camera mode

[echo charm]

ok imma try

[vivid hill]

camera mode

[pine lagoon]

i just killed Daniel Larson oh my god

[echo charm]

IT WORKED

[merry turret]

Because if you order from Uber half sword looses their sponsors

[echo charm]

i think one of his legs are broken

[fading belfry]

i got an axe lodged in my skull and i didnt die

[merry turret]

And then no bolts or socks for you

[pine lagoon]

Daniel Larson half sword confirmed

[merry turret]

😭

[analog cargo]

Omg thats why they had bad reviews?

[untold flume]

I haven't felt such fear in a long time...

This will be my greatest fight

I HATE THE SPIKEY STICK

[scarlet creek]

That dagger aint doing shit

[merry turret]

(Well mainly because people didnt believe in the tale of the golden willie) (modders who see this please mod where all willies are golden 😭)

[vivid hill]

Oh shi baby is formidable

toddlers dont fuck around

[indigo cove]

How do you hold knifes like this

[merry turret]

Its like the queen of England its just for looks aight?

It may be small but its mighty!

[scarlet creek]

Do you like golden willies

[fading belfry]

what the fuck is this??????

[pine lagoon]

using the halberd is so funny. just lowering it cut them in half

[sturdy sinew]

ghoulish husk

[devout wasp]

im assuming death in abyss resets you to tier 1?

[echo charm]

i need to figure this out somehow

[merry turret]

Thats the rare baby willie!

You never seen it before?

You gotta snap your characters neck to see it

[echo charm]

is it against rules to like share mod techniques so you just have to do it all by yourself

[true gulch]

https://klipy.com/gifs/benjamin-button-brad-pitt-2

[fading belfry]

im not going to the abyss

[scarlet creek]

Did u modify his strength or is he like this 😭

[merry turret]

Modding the demo isnt against the rules, i havent checked for main game

[vivid hill]

hes like this

[merry turret]

Willies are all benjamin buttons

Trust

[sterile rivet]

Woooooo halfsworddddd!!!

[true gulch]

real

[analog cargo]

hello please how do i get more bolts for the crossbow

[untold flume]

Once you reach second rank, in the cellar map during duels it can spawn on a table at the back

[echo charm]

my willie neraly just cut his own neck open

i don't know why or how

[untold flume]

It's the only dagger that is held in reverse grip (it's epic

[merry turret]

Make your willie shat them

[indigo cove]

So it’s only that knife you hold like that?

[untold flume]

I have slayed my opponent, but I know he'll return in the abyss...

[scarlet creek]

Why are all half sworders gay 🤔

[sturdy sinew]

using rare laxatives item in slums out of bounds

[merry turret]

Ive had a instance when my axe was buggin and it went sideways and slit the neck of my willie

[untold flume]

placon zombie is gonna SUCK

[sterile rivet]

Bro...

My pc crashed

As soon as i opened it

Noooo

[merry turret]

Maybe thats why theres a lot of holes in the map, people be stealing em and the devs try to kill the robbers

[analog cargo]

🐯 🆚 🐒

[scarlet creek]

Oh dw these just drop their weapons before even starting the fight 😭

[sterile rivet]

Ts so laggy 💔

[scarlet creek]

No joke they need to buff the zombies

[untold flume]

Not completely true

[merry turret]

Get better pc

[neon horizon]

this happened the first time i launched it. i havent had any problems with it after that though

[merry turret]

Maybe dont but costco pcs guys

😭

[untold flume]

I've had arms cut off fighting zombies. They use the weapons for a bit and then go feral mode

[merry turret]

Me either

Running smooth once i turned dlss on

[sterile rivet]

My game looks no where like this

[cunning hill]

this is on low too

lool

[merry turret]

You gotta optimise it

[scarlet creek]

They drop every polearm

[sterile rivet]

I play on a business laptop

😭

[untold flume]

No

[cunning hill]

yea no wonder

[sturdy sinew]

I think the biggest setting to change is effects for visuals

[scarlet creek]

Dx12 right

[untold flume]

I have some clips of them wacking my with polearms

[merry turret]

I HATE THE ABYSS ZOMBIES, that why i just kill off my character

[cunning hill]

yeah

[analog cargo]

une deux trois quatre cinq

[untold flume]

It's just random I guess

[untold flume]

skill issue

[sterile rivet]

Er je m'appelle

[merry turret]

Dude youre literally a tin can

😭

[untold flume]

nooo 😭

[sterile rivet]

640x480 p 💔

[scarlet creek]

Show em, my zombies are whimps and always drop their weapons

[fading belfry]

what campbell said

[merry turret]

What the hell is your monitor bro

[analog cargo]

u suck ur noob they so easy and stuid

[sterile rivet]

Asus business laptop

[merry turret]

Damn

[eager thorn]

how do i get more arrows for the crossbow

[scarlet creek]

480p monitor in the humoungus 26

[merry turret]

I didnt know ram prices were that bad

[sterile rivet]

I get much better quality in the demo

[sterile rivet]

I need it

[merry turret]

Alt-f4

10 times

[sterile rivet]

No i got it before the spike

[sterile rivet]

💔

Ts just humiliating

[merry turret]

“Should of bought bitcoin” ah

😭

[sterile rivet]

I don't understand

[echo charm]

im gonna tr yto mod

[sterile rivet]

It's 16 gb ram

[merry turret]

What ddr3?

[sterile rivet]

The demo ran 60fps in 720p

[merry turret]

Nexus has some

I think

[sterile rivet]

Ddr5

[echo charm]

im somehow gonna break my game if i try

[scarlet creek]

Nah cause if you scalp ram youre an asshole

[cunning hill]

...

is half sword enhancer out alreadY??

[waxen mica]

Bro you’re tellin me I been playing half sword since the day they released the demos and I have to pay $20 to buy it now

[sturdy sinew]

save editing

[scarlet creek]

No, he modded this himself

[cunning hill]

ahh

i see

[untold flume]

Right at the end. Zombie wacks me and then goes feral. I think maybe it has to do with distance to the zombies. If you get close they'll try to bite
Early in the clip I fought a zombies with an axe and he cut my arm off. They can for sure use two handed weapons.

[echo charm]

yes

[untold flume]

I think I have another clip of a big zombies with a bowstaff thing

[waxen mica]

They needa make money yeah but damn I’m a day 1 and we don’t get it for free

[cunning hill]

so you could hypothetically save edit your character into a beast?

[eager thorn]

huh my game closed must have crashed

[echo charm]

mostly progression mods

[merry turret]

For a straight week my college had their computers in the library gone because people were stripping them of ram 😭

[empty bolt]

is there a way to chnage the grip on a weapon, i have a pole axe but its backwards and i cant see any button that says how to change grip

[cunning hill]

day 1 =/= getting bills paid

[untold flume]

abyss is so fucked man. Scary stuff

[waxen mica]

Dumb but understandable at the same time I’m just salty abt it

[waxen mica]

Yeah

[cunning hill]

devs have to fund this game one way or another

[untold flume]

One armed in the dark with my sword in front of me trying to keep them away

[waxen mica]

Pisses me off

[waxen mica]

Yea it’s why I still understand

[merry turret]

One arm swording 💔

[merry turret]

I wonder how many people refunded

[untold flume]

half swording you could say

[cunning hill]

to be fair its fairly cheap for how much effort they put into it

[merry turret]

Its like they earned a shitton of money then lost it

[sterile rivet]

Devs gotta optimize this I'll be so ever grateful

[untold flume]

bro the game is the same...

[glass prairie]

It’s decently optimized

[cunning hill]

i think its just ridiculous to refund it, i mean obviously the games gonna get alot of optimization

[untold flume]

I have so many clips of EA and the fighting is like beta but cooler lol

[merry turret]

https://tenor.com/view/say-that-again-gif-968943876633031890

[echo charm]

imagine ue5/ue4 vr on half sword EA Slums

[sterile rivet]

It's very different

[cunning hill]

to say this even looks remotely like the demo is crazy

and im playing on low

[merry turret]

Half sword is another cyberpunk situation confirmed?

[cunning hill]

not really no

[sterile rivet]

Lies

[cunning hill]

games not even out yet

[wanton portal]

stimulus

[merry turret]

The demo had no hair

[untold flume]

the demo never looked like that, so yeah. It doesn't look like the demo at all

[fading belfry]

probably possible on pcvr if you have a VERY good pc

[vivid hill]

"I've got you by the balls, john"

[merry turret]

I miss the no hair willies

[merry turret]

YOO

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/rosy-maple-moth-moth-lamp-cuddle-snuggle-gif-17704648113432392291

[untold flume]

fighting is like beta :)

[merry turret]

I will forever hate the slums and the forest map

[untold flume]

So I'm happy.

[sturdy sinew]

I thought that classic willy face would be an option

[cunning hill]

lol

[merry turret]

I thought too

[fading belfry]

forest has zero lag

[sturdy sinew]

2nd face is kind of deformed willy

[merry turret]

I loved it because it was like the average english bloke

[wanton portal]

why are people either using brown or white hair colors
I havent seen a single person use a blond hairstyle ingame yet

[merry turret]

Eh sometimes for me

[cunning hill]

i user ginger 😓

[untold flume]

I do black and blonde

[sturdy sinew]

forest lag can be solved (for me at least) by pausing and waiting for stuff to load (like 3 seconds)

[fading belfry]

just turn up dlss

[merry turret]

I cant tell you the name nor what my willie looks like

[glass prairie]

I stoped getting lag when I turned graphics to low and dlss on ultimate performance.

Literally zero lag

[merry turret]

Ill look into that

[scarlet creek]

If you look closely he drops his stick and you died because he bit your face off, also an axe is not a polearm

[untold flume]

No he definitely swung

[sturdy sinew]

for me dlss hurts performance

[untold flume]

but then yeah... chewed my face off XD

[glass prairie]

Graphics still look practically the same

[merry turret]

I feel weak with the short axes, Idk i swing and boom a pixaxe willie nails me in the forehead

[scarlet creek]

Arent u supposed to use dlss while using a worse resolution than what ur currently using

[glass prairie]

And also cap fps on one that is below your average when uncapped

[untold flume]

I only lag when there's like 5 characters in play. Slums doesn't even lag for me anymore since the devs last update. W devs ❤️

[scarlet creek]

Also whats ur gpu @sturdy sinew

[fading belfry]

why the hell do bolts fall through the map

[merry turret]

This game has always had performance issues with multiple enemies

Since the demo

[untold flume]

Yep

[sturdy sinew]

rtx 2060

[merry turret]

I used to use the half sword enhancer mod and spawning more than 5 willies lags out my game

[untold flume]

Not new. I wasn't surprised when performance issues were happening, but it's being adressed so it's no biggie 🤷

[fading belfry]

"slums doesnt lag for me" = "i was paid to say this"

[sturdy sinew]

I thought that was automatic with the settings like ultra performance or quality

[small spoke]

So true king so true

[untold flume]

I have clips of fighting in it XD

[scarlet creek]

Devs pls optimize the damn game

[merry turret]

Yeah devs who take responsibility is my loce

Love

[glass prairie]

Are you on low graphics

[fading belfry]

@grok generate me a video of half sword slums and make it very good fps

[pine stirrup]

Does anyone have an image of The Weaponsmith

PLEASE GANG

I NEED IT

[scarlet creek]

@grok put slums in a bikini

[echo charm]

no chance i can create this if i cant even inject 😭

[exotic ridge]

Full game is sadly terribly optimized even my high end PC has bad spikes and performance, I refunded and will just chill on the demo till its in a better state personally

[scarlet creek]

No but I have a pic of the forge itself

[sturdy sinew]

performance isnt too bad except for cloudy scene in slums

[merry turret]

The games requirements list is a lie

[glass prairie]

Low graphics dlss on ultimate performance cap fps below average fixed the performance.

[fading belfry]

i can see each frame

[merry turret]

No way this game can run at 8 gigs of ram

[untold flume]

And again the fighting is just like demo. Idk what people are doing to be thinking it's somehow a different game 🤷

[fading belfry]

everything except slums does well

[untold flume]

Nooo my pc isn't bad I swear 😭 lol

[sterile rivet]

OH MY GOD

[merry turret]

Its always slums

[sterile rivet]

1 FPS

AND I WON HAHAHAHAHA

[merry turret]

The map is unfinished anyway

[scarlet creek]

Its better than demo

[sterile rivet]

21 coinssss

[glass prairie]

I had that issue too it was unplayable but I put graphics to low no issue

[sterile rivet]

Oh my god

[scarlet creek]

Its actually bloated with shit we dont need

[sterile rivet]

Never playing on the map with foliage ever again

[untold flume]

I even have damaged turned down a bit

[sturdy sinew]

the slums sunny weather runs way better than the other ones, idk why that's not the only weather as a temp fix

[merry turret]

I with the devs were more advanced so we could have multiplier, all we have is splitscreen

[glass prairie]

I play at 1440p

[mighty kelp]

dog what are you listening to in the back

[fading belfry]

@grok get rid of the problem

[untold flume]

No way this game is getting MP. Local is a blessing enough

[merry turret]

No i run better when its night for some reason

[merry turret]

Lan parties but its only halfword

Half sword

😭

[scarlet creek]

Im sure even the best devs can't make this possible

[merry turret]

Eh

Thats a stretch

[glass prairie]

Are the devs testing is on a 6000 Blackwell or what

[scarlet creek]

Yup

[fading belfry]

is there just like only 1 hive lmao

[plain citrus]

The hell is that

[merry turret]

I KNOW RIGHT

[sterile rivet]

Double axe is crazy

[merry turret]

THE DEVS HAVE THE NVIDIA CHIPSETS FROM THAT BIG DOME IN LAS VEGAS

😭

[sterile rivet]

I just steal enemy weapons for money

[merry turret]

We all stealing the main devs 128 gigs of ddr5 ram right

😭

[sturdy sinew]

you could even see a little lag in the trailer lol

[scarlet creek]

Thats why we have to give the devs a gtx 1650 so they're forced to optimize their damn game instead of adding the whole holy roman empire in the slums map with highly detailed flowers and vegetation

[vivid hill]

Anyone know how I can make my willie bigger?

[merry turret]

I feel like they rushed development at the end, because i feel like the slums being unfinished was intentional

[sterile rivet]

BRO NO

I accidentally went out the circle

[rich steppe]

I might be in danger y'all, the seer says I have 14 vengeful spirits 😭

[scarlet creek]

What were they thinking, they deserve all those reviews atp 😭

[azure marsh]

js pack it up atp 🙏

[sterile rivet]

And i fucking died

Oh my god

[sturdy sinew]

I think the fall in slums should 100% just instantly knock you out

don't let people look down there

[merry turret]

Ive made 36 characters since release, youll be fine to loose one

[sterile rivet]

The abyss is so scary

I died

[rich steppe]

Or I could just not die

:3

[sturdy sinew]

bro counted

[sterile rivet]

It's over 💔

Elias lost his life

[sturdy sinew]

hold space

[rich steppe]

RIP Elias

[scarlet creek]

Something 100% went wrong in the last month of development and instead of telling us the truth they rushed the game

[quaint ore]

Hold space

[merry turret]

The slightest wind pull in the slums knocks my willie down like he got punched by mike tyson, its so slippery my opponent moved one molecule and face planted and died

[sterile rivet]

Rip elias

[quaint ore]

OOF

[sturdy sinew]

only on the noble's dung and with high weight

[sterile rivet]

Leonhart's turn

[fading belfry]

genuinely dont know how this got past into early access lmao

[sturdy sinew]

it's stable if you pay attention to your feet

[topaz oak]

what yall know about peak music
https://youtu.be/2X_2IdybTV0?si=jXj2OBG8kNKPV5tF

[merry turret]

Overlooked

[sterile rivet]

I gladly put all my stolen weapons in the chest

[fading belfry]

how do you overlook falling into the big ass pond

[topaz oak]

they would need to channel all of BeamNG’s energy to do that
just the physics syncing alone would be a nightmare

[rich steppe]

I genuinely didnt know you could do that 😭

[sterile rivet]

So if we dont kill enemies we'll go to heaven right?

[sturdy sinew]

literally just keep the trigger for loss after you kill your opponent

[merry turret]

BeamNG has been in fucking beta since 2016

[rich steppe]

Gonna be jumpshotting people with a halberd lmao

[glass prairie]

The most powerful gpu

[merry turret]

😭

[merry turret]

Its used in data centers

[fading belfry]

i love picking up willy on brawl on slums and just jumping off into the pond

[glass prairie]

96 gb vram

[merry turret]

I bet the main devs got like a 6000 blackwell, 128 gigs of ddr5, and a AMD Threadripper

[glass prairie]

😂 prob

[west nimbus]

uhm guys when i do the brawls or just use fist why does just one arm launch and the other just stay back

[merry turret]

Uh

Ever faught a man before

😭

[west nimbus]

[merry turret]

Its also just the physics system

[topaz oak]

cus thats how fistfighting works
why the fuck would you punch with both arms at once

[merry turret]

Causing that

[merry turret]

Drains energy

[scarlet creek]

Who else thought pierrot would be the final boss

[merry turret]

Man i havent even fucking got past Peasant

Yet

[scarlet creek]

The jester

[west nimbus]

no im moving my arm how im supposed to and the other just stays back and the only thing thats moving side to side is the chest

[steady dagger]

Does anyone know how to get the cool capes?

[topaz oak]

ah
that would be tuff

[merry turret]

Its the ole hold left click and sway yo mouse left and right and pray

[scarlet creek]

That is mamas pig secret bbc affair

[topaz oak]

have u tried stealing them

[steady dagger]

no I don't know how to steal clothes 😭

[merry turret]

I despise the jester guy

He looks like a pedo

[sterile rivet]

I'm buying a 5070 soon so I'll just give up for now 😭

[merry turret]

E

E

PRESS E

[sterile rivet]

You can remove it from. Them?

[scarlet creek]

Isnt he a literal dev self insert

[glass prairie]

To take clothes?

[steady dagger]

I didn't think it'd be that easy

[merry turret]

Oh i meant from the ground

[west nimbus]

yes sir

[merry turret]

I didnt know off from him

[sterile rivet]

They don't drop the clothes?

[sterile rivet]

I'm jealous of this quality

[merry turret]

Whats your uh future ram and cpu

[topaz oak]

grab the body part u wanna steal from with E or Q, and then hold that key to steal it
and then hold that same key again to equip it
if u grabbed the wrong body part or stole the wrong equipment, just drop it and try again

[fading belfry]

its on low and 720p

[sterile rivet]

Idk i got a million yen to spend

[sterile rivet]

Stop lying 😭

[scarlet creek]

Which is 2 cents

[sterile rivet]

?

[sterile rivet]

Crazy..

[merry turret]

The fuck you doing with a laptop bro, thats 6k you could get a 5080

[steady dagger]

Yes, thankyou :D

[glass prairie]

That’s how i feel after playing for 5 hours nonstop

[vague escarp]

5090 and its still pretty laggy

[sterile rivet]

Yesss, i will when i return to japan

[vague escarp]

though i have full baron

[sterile rivet]

💀

[scarlet creek]

Nvm thats a lot of money

[merry turret]

Youre not praying to the golden willie enough

[sterile rivet]

Easy money

[glass prairie]

I don’t see how anything would be optimized besides a Blackwell 6000 because that’s what they are testing it on

[fading belfry]

literally only times i lose is when i fall

[sturdy sinew]

slums riot on epic preset

pc benchmark

[merry turret]

Not even a 6000 can save the lag in the trailer

💔

[steady dagger]

Damn so I couldve just stolen all the barons clothes 😭

[sterile rivet]

Atleast rainbow six siege runs on 40 fps

[merry turret]

What is making it so laggy in the first place

[glass prairie]

The mighty 6000 can

[fading belfry]

you cant

[steady dagger]

oh :(

[scarlet creek]

Love the game but what were they thinking

💔

[untold flume]

Fair. Fair. Buuuut, I'm having fun so :)

[merry turret]

Their trying their best, and the games in early access either way

[glass prairie]

Prob the foliage loading in or other trash

[sturdy sinew]

it just had a rough launch

[merry turret]

The 2 billion polygons on one willies tooth

[untold flume]

indie dev team making a complete physics based medieval fighting game? I woudln't trust a AAA game company to do it

[tardy lava]

2 hotfixes within a few days, i got hopium in my veins, just wait a bit because im pretty sure they were already rushing the release

[sterile rivet]

The game is not a freeroam game but its laggier

[glass prairie]

I was having a lag free experience for 4 hours nonstop

[merry turret]

Ubisoft would make it a rpg, add multiplayer, make it pay to win

[fading belfry]

taking my guy on a walk

[vague escarp]

i have workstation with 4 5090s

[scarlet creek]

Yeah but something clearly went wrong in the last month of development and instead of telling us the truth they rushed the game making it not what most expected

[vague escarp]

a*, not running the game on it

[merry turret]

Alright man

Alright

[vague escarp]

i should test that out next

[merry turret]

Spare some ram

[untold flume]

Me too. Minus the times when it's like a lot of characters in play

[tardy lava]

yours is so trained
mine keeps biting my leg

[vague escarp]

dude the ram alone was 26k

it is so stupid

[steady dagger]

Yeah I guess the Tabard isn't a finished item yet because it's just a white square

[glass prairie]

You can only use one at once

[merry turret]

Give me your coordinates and longitudinal data

I will MAKE SURE that problem is out of your hands

[vague escarp]

ah uh no thats not correct

SLI/NVLink

its for 3d rendering, vLLM and blender haha

not gaming

[glass prairie]

Is your ram ecc? Why would it be so expensive

[merry turret]

Is your ass a minecraft server owner or a bitcoin miner

[vague escarp]

ddr5 and i have 2 tbs of it

[digital pendant]

Thats strange i have a 5070 ti only and im playing on epic with no problems

[merry turret]

The 5070 ti is unmatched bro

[fading belfry]

bad willies go to the tree room

[merry turret]

Its a demon in disguise

[vague escarp]

framegen?

[digital pendant]

Aint the 5090 better?

[merry turret]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-gif-4569783388286649357

[vague escarp]

actually what res are you on

[digital pendant]

Nope

[vague escarp]

whats ur resolution

[digital pendant]

1440 p

[scarlet creek]

What blender project could possibly need all ts

[vague escarp]

8k ultrawide and a 4k

[glass prairie]

Can’t turn it on yet can you?

[merry turret]

What are you doing exactly with your server

[digital pendant]

Ohh i see

[vague escarp]

wont turn it on regardless

makes games shit

[untold flume]

🥀 "you're not that guy"

[sturdy sinew]

I wish we had the map with the huge pit they showcased stuff in a long time ago

[opal hare]

Does anyone know what the max muscle size looks like? I heard you can train your characters muscles.

[merry turret]

Are you mass scale developing, editing or mining

[sturdy sinew]

or the snow map on itch.io

[glass prairie]

Hardly makes a difference with 4.5

[vague escarp]

workstation and certain asset libraries can be over 30gb with just some trianglers

basic feature films are pretty dogshit

[merry turret]

Chug the secret bottle of mustard in the slums to see

[vague escarp]

/high res render passes and composition data but i digress

[sturdy sinew]

there's a bar on the bottom of the inventory that says weight and if the line is at the far right you're at max

[fading belfry]

genuinely why was this not included

[glass prairie]

Are the devs German?

[merry turret]

I think honestly lowk we should have like a final thing that its a big ass arena, and you fight all classes 5 times each and fight the baron at the end

[fading belfry]

"all classes" "5 times each" yeah we're going to kill you

[merry turret]

Their old gmod modders

Thats why the blood is so good

[merry turret]

Suffering

[weary magnet]

idk if i can chat abt this in here but r yall getting a fatal error everytime u go into progression mode

[glass prairie]

I wanna turn that gore down not for my sake but for people that watch me play ts.

[merry turret]

Thats been happening since the demo and the hell you mean you cant chat about it 😭 they holding you at gun point?

[weary magnet]

yes bro

[digital pendant]

Try going into free play then change to progression

[weary magnet]

word ill try that

it keeps saying frenderresource of deleted or sum 😿

[digital pendant]

Hmmm idk anything about that

[merry turret]

Half life servers found in a shack in a nigerian jungle confirmed?

[tardy lava]

half sword early access basically has me in a headlock with how much im playing it because i got a headache from NOT DRINKING on the weekend

[merry turret]

Sounds like a “review” id see in commercials

Its a good game it just needs a shit ton of polishing

[wary spruce]

I accidentally took off my clothes, any idea how to re equip them?

[merry turret]

Uhhh

[tardy lava]

black and white footage where someones a complete dunce in chivalry and then overly vibrant and cheery willie talking about half sword infomercial

[merry turret]

Go to the abyss

And hug the zombies

[wary spruce]

Bruh

[weary magnet]

this worked thank u bro ur the goat

[tardy lava]

kill people and take their clothes

[untold flume]

fuck this guy

[weary magnet]

i love doing this

[wary spruce]

When i try it just makes me hold it and doesn't put it on like before EA

[tardy lava]

hold e or q again

[vocal eagle]

[merry turret]

Man i just would love to have a willie who takes multiple hits and doesnt fall down and keeps fighting with me, like i knockout willies too quick

[wary spruce]

Aight i'll try that thank you

[tardy lava]

Honestly the early access has alot of cool features, just that noone was really told about them

[merry turret]

As inv

?

[untold flume]

I punched him so many times. Kept getting up

Dropped barrels on his head too

[tardy lava]

i didnt even know jumping existed until i was trying to spam kick

[untold flume]

wacked him with metal

[merry turret]

Jumping is useless

[signal halo]

Very cool

[merry turret]

In half sword enhancer i used to use the jump command to fling my willie

[tardy lava]

i used dash to become a demoknight

[signal halo]

I just used it to drop a willie from orbit by grabbing him

[merry turret]

That too

[signal halo]

I did it to the baron and he died immediately

[merry turret]

I do love that we have our own personalized loadouts

I was getting tired of the auto generated loadouts

In the demo

[untold flume]

Died, forget to insure my stuff. Went from ~500 gold to 12 😔

[signal halo]

I like that a lot the amount of times I had to click to get the dude with whatever the ultra spikey spear is called on the man at arms rank is insane

[merry turret]

Fam i had a macro

[signal halo]

Same for getting the axe on the peasent rank

[merry turret]

😭

[signal halo]

Thats crazy

[untold flume]

yeah Free mode lets you use your progression gear too. So once you collect enough you can do any loadout you want in free mode. It's so much better than the demo. I can make a custom weapon and use it in free mode. Can finally use two handed morning star weapon with my own armor set

[merry turret]

Is there a method to get hella gold

[untold flume]

Redemption rounds are good for money

Could also probably edit files too 🤷

You can loot armor in battles and sell it

[signal halo]

Yeah pickup any gold item you find after a fight and hold E to put it into inventory instant 37 g

[vivid hill]

Yeah pick matches with least number of rounds and highest payout

only real method

[merry turret]

True and if i screw up id just reinstall the corrupted files from steam

Which i do wanna see if i can do that

[signal halo]

I only ever pick fights with like 1 round cause I like getting paid for a fight instantly not just oh no you only killed five out of six guys and died after being lightly tapped on the head with a very much blunt stick

[merry turret]

Sometimes the game bugs and i get a naked willie who surrenders

And i win

Free gold

[signal halo]

Only ever happens to me on redemtion rounds for some reason guess it fails to remember to load the loadout of the previous guy I lost to

[sturdy sinew]

only if you've cleared every willy who's beaten you in revenge matches

[untold flume]

This is beautiful 🤤
This is low graphics with high effects and medium foliage.

Better than demo, so I'm happy at least

[merry turret]

That willie with the axe is a demon

[digital pendant]

Np

[signal halo]

I remember spending an hour clearing the 50 plus bodies I collected with my axe on peasent rank just to be bit on the ankle fall over and then bit in the neck

[untold flume]

Nah. They swing the axe slower than I can swing the sword so I always beat them. I always just charge them down

[echo charm]

got peasent finally

[merry turret]

I swing right from this stance and that axe willie has already got my shoulder

[signal halo]

I dislike the fact they bite so much it does unreasonable damage

[abstract saffron]

I wanted to grab it immediately but the reviews on Steam are mixed rn so I'm debating whether or not I want to pick it up right now or grab it in a week or so when they hammer out some stuff in the next patch or something like that

[merry turret]

Since theres basically no gauntlet is there a new halfsword challenge

[signal halo]

Haven't found out yet

[river oriole]

forge a polearm that's just a wooden stick with max size and mass, go into any fight, right click to hold the stick sideways in front of you at eye level to your enemy, sprint into them. win.

[merry turret]

Like the good ole days of completing the gauntlet as a beggar is gone

[glass prairie]

Honestly $20 for ts is very reasonable

[untold flume]

Wasn't gaunlet the progression mode??

[vivid hill]

If you have the money, I'd say get it now and see if it runs well for you, if not, refund it and come back.

[signal halo]

Yeah the performance on day one made me wonder if all the people they accepted into closed beta got the same version we have

[merry turret]

Yes but you could play as any class below your class in the demo

[untold flume]

You can do that in free mode

[merry turret]

Yeah but eh

No reward

[signal halo]

No point

[untold flume]

Winning?

[merry turret]

Campbell you dont get it

[river oriole]

you can just equip the same gear and pick lower rank fights

[signal halo]

When you get nothing for winning it's kind of hollow

[untold flume]

I don't :(

[vivid hill]

Rather it makes me wonder how few people got accepted into the closed beta

[untold flume]

Wen ever got rewards in gaunlet

[merry turret]

In the demo if you played as a lower class youd get more points

[untold flume]

You just win

[merry turret]

Than playing as that class

[abstract saffron]

There was a closed beta? I assumed everybody was just playing the demo which was very good to the point people were making mods for it

[untold flume]

Oh right

[merry turret]

A lot of nexus mods

[signal halo]

I got told via email that I met their specs and then just got told a day before release that I didnt get accepted 🙁

[merry turret]

There was one obsession with making all weapon huge

[untold flume]

those points don't mean anything once you complete gauntlet though
and then youc an't even fight people higher rank because you're max rank lol
If you want to fight outgeared just do free mode

[merry turret]

You then move onto the abyss challenge

[untold flume]

I'll do it for sure. I want to do more fights with the roundel dagger

[sour sigil]

Im praying they add jousting PLEASE DEVS ADD JOUSTING!!!!

[vivid hill]

I will say I am pretty disappointed we didnt get gore 2.0 in EA, thats all I've been hyped up for from #work-in-progress

[river oriole]

or just take off your high level gear

[merry turret]

The abyss challenge took me 3 straight days to go from a willie to beating the abyss baron

[coral plume]

How many times do you have to defeat the baron to get all his armor?

[untold flume]

And yeah and the abyss is freaky as hell now. A lot harder when you don't have armor or a ranged weapon

[river oriole]

9 i think

[signal halo]

That'd require horse riding which seems plausible given we have a horse in the forest map

He dead though

[merry turret]

If youre lucky to get one before they chase you down like dying light zombies

[opaque forum]

campbell how do you feel about your ceo or whatever it is

[merry turret]

And that the company dared to put an ad a day after it

[untold flume]

no comment 😶

[merry turret]

On thanksgiving day

[opaque forum]

3D printed chicken it was?

[untold flume]

chicken is chicken

[merry turret]

Campbells tryna feed the winnies

Willies

Pipe down matt

[opaque forum]

fuh nah

[sour sigil]

Thats what I was thinking because of the horse

[untold flume]

cook it, roast it, 3d print it XD

smoke it

[sour sigil]

and it has horse physics

soooooo

[untold flume]

Yeah the horse has a ragdoll so yeeeeah >:)

I want a 1v1 cavalry battle. A joust

[river oriole]

can you imagine how utterly ridiculous a physics based horse would look lol

[abstract saffron]

I was moreso surprised that a lot of the reviews were complaining about the physics into the released game because the demo had nailed the physics and combat which makes me worried about picking it up now

[merry turret]

So

Amb

[untold flume]

It'll be so wild being dismounted and trampled. Or galloping past a willie and cutting him down

[river oriole]

ask ur parents

damn, that sucks.

no thanks.

[signal halo]

Nah

[merry turret]

@hard depot i will legit gift you the entire game plus dlc if you become a buddhist monk, study about medieval fighting styles, and record yourself speaking in the old english that half sword willies speak in

[signal halo]

Bro is giving him a herculean task

[untold flume]

"sure"
gets game and does none of that

easy money

[abstract saffron]

You have to work to get things

[merry turret]

But get this, by the time hes done the game will be fully done and ready for him to play

[river oriole]

you'll just get mad about how bad the performance is

[signal halo]

Finding work is difficult everywhere though

[atomic mist]

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[untold flume]

Monk playthrough. Bow staff only, no armor, basic clothes

[merry turret]

Hell nah

[river oriole]

im gonna do it

[untold flume]

The bow staff isn't even that bad

It wack, it block, it got range

[signal halo]

The bow staff is pretty decent

But the spikey spear is amazing

[merry turret]

It was good in the demo too

[untold flume]

Spikey spear is for brain dead players. It is good though

[sacred creek]

is the fools wheel in the game?

[signal halo]

No

[river oriole]

the warstaff ruins any integrity this game might have had

[signal halo]

I don't think so anyway

[river oriole]

unethical

[sacred creek]

lame

how can you play free play with the crossbow?

[signal halo]

It'll be added later most likely

[merry turret]

It was another hope bait by the devs

[untold flume]

Earn it in progression

[dreamy mango]

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[untold flume]

Insure it and it will appear in free mode. That's how all items work. They don't have to be insured, but if you want it in free mode without worrying about your character dying, that's the way

[sacred creek]

wait you have to get it in progression to play with it in free play?

[dreamy mango]

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[sacred creek]

Not a very freemode is it ahah

[untold flume]

Yep. Kind of lame, but also kind of cool since you have to earn the item to actually use it.

[signal halo]

I have hope that we get the game we wanted but given how rough early access is I'm a little more skeptical

[opaque forum]

/ mommy is insane

[signal halo]

that is crazy

[untold flume]

I mean lots of games have a "sandbox" type thing where you have to earn the item first and then use it

[signal halo]

They made a command for that

lol

[merry turret]

Half sword devs twitter mods confirmed for /mommy

[sacred creek]

wait

[dreamy mango]

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Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!

[sacred creek]

wtf

😭

[signal halo]

I've known two games that came out very good in early access and they are Hades 1 and Selaco so tbh the very rough early access was expected I just didn't think performance would be terrible for the first two days

[river oriole]

got em

[signal halo]

Those are some nice shoes

[rich steppe]

Im now onto 21 vengeful spirits

[untold flume]

Get a tabard for more monk vibes

[merry turret]

But half sword may have a Cyberpunk like redemption, the game starts laggy and get bettwr

Better

[rich steppe]

Lord save me if I die 💀

[merry turret]

He made the willie shine em before he died

[untold flume]

Hopefully you have gauntlets to protect your fingers

the zombies love to slip past weapons and get the fingies

[signal halo]

Yeah most likely but that game came out in 1.0 but didn't feel like a truly finished game till 2.0

[merry turret]

Just nuke the willies bro

[eager thorn]

if i die in freemode will i lose progression objects

[merry turret]

Youll become death

[rich steppe]

I have noticed this

[merry turret]

No

Youll loose your character

[untold flume]

Didn't Cyberpunk properally release as a shit game? Comparing this early access indie game to a shitty AAA release is pretty wild lol

When it runs okay (for me at least) and we got so much cool stuff to play with

[signal halo]

Cyberpunk is amazing now but the launch version was unplayable

[merry turret]

The team from Projeck red wasnt the Triple AAA side of the company

[rich steppe]

Guys why can't I wear spaulders 😭

[untold flume]

Ah okay

[merry turret]

The AAA is the witcher series

[untold flume]

arming doublet

[merry turret]

Which amazing series and games brw

Arming sword sucks

Ass

[rich steppe]

Got it

[merry turret]

Ass

[signal halo]

It was the witcher team that made Cyberpunks current version though?

[untold flume]

forest map

[merry turret]

Alt+F4 Three times

[river oriole]

they made every version of 2077

[wary geyser]

Just give it time, the devs are working on it, ittle take a long time, but atleast we have the game now, we've been on a demo forever

[signal halo]

Like the one that released in 2020 is because of the Witcher 3s success it wasn't supposed to be open world originally

[untold flume]

players if they just played the game and found out naturally 🤯

[merry turret]

The hopium is too much buddy

Chill dow

[rich steppe]

Is it different from the normal doublet bc im not seeing anything from John Armor

[river oriole]

huh?

[untold flume]

Yep

[rich steppe]

K

[untold flume]

Armor guy won't sell anything

Could reroll the shop guy and see. But he also naturally restocks after a day afaik

[wary geyser]

Is the new version multi-player? Or are they adding that later

Bc i remember them teasing thay

That

[echo charm]

can you only customize your willie by retiring? or is there nanother way

[signal halo]

The original version from 2012 was supposed to be you playing as MaxTac and doing some relatively linear missions and at some point Johnny Silverhand comes into the picture somehow but we don't know a lot about that version given info about it is basically unobtainium

no

[merry turret]

Please read the info channels, theyve stated they arent that advanced

To do so

[signal halo]

Thats crazy dawg

[wary geyser]

Aw

[merry turret]

Does the half sword mods exist bro

[river oriole]

idk about that

[quiet spade]

What affects progress the most, rounds individually or just matches played?

[merry turret]

My friend sent me this

[signal halo]

Like I've said info is hyper limited we don't know much about it apart from trailer and loose mentions from dev commentary

[silk glade]

maxing out strength helps with using the weapons

[merry turret]

Oh shit im already level 3

Man ive been talking alot

[quiet spade]

Wait how does one increase strength?

[mossy phoenix]

enough to make a grown man cry (i miss him)

[merry turret]

Uh

So

Theres

[signal halo]

Do literally anything

[echo charm]

swing haevy stuff, brawl,

look it up

[silk glade]

just fight

[quiet spade]

Ahh okay thanks

[wary geyser]

They said there gonna work on it after they get the single player right

[river oriole]

from what i've always seen/read the original game was going to be that 6 month montage. they shifted gears fairly late in development when they managed to get keanu reeves on as a voice actor.

[quiet spade]

My current character Walter is on i think 4th lord tourney? so i've already fought a lot

[merry turret]

The hope is screaming through your message

They got a SHIT TON to work on

[echo charm]

are heavier sharp weapons better?

[signal halo]

Yeah I wouldn't worry about multiplayer till 1.0 is done with

[echo charm]

or worse

[merry turret]

Depends on weight

And strength

If you have a fair amount of armor yeah

[signal halo]

It depends on whether you value a snappy weapon or simply one that kills very well

[wary geyser]

Kid, I have been playing the demo since the thing came out, ive been patiently waiting. I will keep patiently waiting aslong as these European godly devs keep pumping out this high quality sword fighting game

[echo charm]

kills very well

[signal halo]

Heavier and make your handle or blade longer

[merry turret]

Oh my

Big boy pants said

“Kid”

Im screaming in my boots tn

[echo charm]

how do you send images

am i just like dumb or something

[merry turret]

Become higher level

[echo charm]

oh

[signal halo]

Got to be higher level

[wary geyser]

Hes talked enough that the server assumes hes not stupid enough to send nsfw

[merry turret]

Chat a lot

[echo charm]

well now that makes senes

[echo charm]

well i mean thats fair

[wanton portal]

https://youtu.be/0Na5zi6cUAk?si=J5uY5913oaJ7jCVQ

[merry turret]

I aint got a lick of that nonsense nsfw

[subtle rock]

it still gets through sometimes 😔

[merry turret]

https://tenor.com/view/depression-gif-18185912

[wary geyser]

Or that hes not a advertising bot that takes over discord accounts to advertise mr beast crypto currency

[untold flume]

We post enough nsfw with all the willie gore

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/heavellc-gif-19720338

[merry turret]

Willies will be willies

[untold flume]

I hate to see a good willie chopped to peices 🥀

[echo charm]

is the little stick that holds up the weapon the center of mass?

[untold flume]

yep

[wary geyser]

Ive got insanely good at turning Willie's into the joker

[wanton portal]

what would a crosshair even do in halfsword

it would do nothing

[signal halo]

Not much

It'd help with crossbow aiming but thats it

[merry turret]

Youre insane, I love the sweet shit smell of the slums, the burning crisps of the skin of the willie, and the thrust of my axe upon his ankle and the crack makes me quickly quiver in my shackles of despair

[untold flume]

yeah, it's not like a crossbow is in the game or smth..........

[wanton portal]

just go in first person mode

and aim

[untold flume]

yeah, but people are dumb and need mods

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/fig-gif-26092737

[wary geyser]

Just, point and pray

[merry turret]

Half. Sword = Half Of Duty

[wary geyser]

That or be a man and just fist your enemy to death

The original demo taught me well

[merry turret]

The demo was aight

I liked it

[signal halo]

I love kicking them to death its fun

and then I kick them to death again in the abyss

[merry turret]

I wish you could choose which leg to kick with though

[signal halo]

because why pay when its fun to kill them twice

[untold flume]

Yeah using just a shield and roundel dagger goes hard. Swing the knife and miss? All good because you're fist just connected with the face of a half starving peasant (he died of a brain bleed)

[echo charm]

what happened to the horse in forest

[echo charm]

real

[untold flume]

it ded

RIP honse

[lucid plover]

anyone know how to fix my halfsword only crashing when trying to launch the progression mode?

[merry turret]

Got jumped by von

[echo charm]

yeah im aware but how

can we resurrect it

[signal halo]

nah

he dead dead

[wanton portal]

its name was Arthur
it died of tuberculosis

[untold flume]

he sleeping no no

honkshoshosho and all that

[merry turret]

Lowkirkgoongenuniely ™️ should be able to

[signal halo]

also this is 1475 so no amount of medicine exists to help either

that horse is just gone

[tardy lava]

watched a video, is it true that the more i jump with armour on will make my muscle go up?

[dreamy mango]

🚫 zero_lemons, that command is disabled in this channel.

[untold flume]

Honse away 😔

[merry turret]

Plaque doctor willie

[wary geyser]

So who's gonna update half sword enhancer for the main game 🙏

[wanton portal]

witchcraft

[sacred creek]

does save your soul only occur once?

[fallow skiff]

I reckon 10 gold is way too cheap to bribe them vengeful ghosties. Makes death of no consequence

[signal halo]

That got you drowned in a well or burnt at a stake

[merry turret]

Everytime you die

[echo charm]

no

[fallow skiff]

INFINITE. But you gotta fight vengeful spirits if you killed em

[echo charm]

it happens everytime u die

[fallow skiff]

or just buy indulgences

[untold flume]

You literally go to hell if you kill someone

[sacred creek]

I try my best not to kill people

[untold flume]

epic embed fail

[wary geyser]

I forgot I dont got perms

[sacred creek]

opposite of me when I was in the demo

[untold flume]

I try my best to KILL everyone

[rich steppe]

At this point im just seeing how high my kill count can get before I end up biting it

[wary geyser]

John Cena did not see the light of day

[rich steppe]

22 btw

[river oriole]

i love that textile armour actually works in this game

[fallow skiff]

I had to fight 53 or something ghouls earlier today and it was a goddamn ordeal

[river oriole]

you can't just slice through a gambeson like its not there

[forest hull]

Lets all be honest nobody is using ANY kind of shield

[wanton portal]

from what I've seen in gameplay
theyre dogshit

[forest hull]

Yes twin

[untold flume]

God being upset with my killing is insane.
Both parties agreed to the fight. It's not like I'm forcing people to fight me, or fighting people that are fleeing or smth. It's a mutal fight. Blame falls on both sides 🤓

[fallow skiff]

I use bucklers on lower tiers.

[untold flume]

And if I surrender there's still a good chance I get clocked and die

[rich steppe]

Bucklers have saved me a couple times tbh

[wanton portal]

just use the buckler as a makeshift gauntlet lol

[fallow skiff]

It's a historical thing. Weren't supposed to kill other christians

[river oriole]

its literally the first commandment bro

[pearl coral]

you can definitely fight and not kill people in ts game