general-catfish-🐱🐟

[spark quartz]

Send it to nic

[viral pivot]

i was flung and my screen is black and it was in the abyss while i was fighting off 109 monsters

[small spoke]

Pls no

[untold wraith]

That's why

Lmao

[flat widget]

I'm tired who nic

[viral pivot]

guys does anyone else here have this bug

[small spoke]

[worldly vapor]

extort a random guy who is lower middle class out of his doordash money?

[wanton portal]

A Tarantula Hawk Tuna

[spark quartz]

Oh idk maybe the guy with nic in his name of somethin

[frail geode]

yes had it once, had to give my character up because of that

[gloomy crest]

True I do only make $xxxx

[flat widget]

I just saw him lmao mb

[small spoke]

He's not here don't worry

[wanton portal]

LOL

[viral pivot]

bro i survived 80 days bruhhhh

[flat widget]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[untold wraith]

Let's just say i make 6 or 7 figures

[worldly vapor]

i mean i just dont get it its kind of an irrational fear to be scared of telling people how much you haul

[viral pivot]

i had like 100+ zombies to clear out when i finally died

[frail geode]

Shit happens bruv, I hope you insured all your valuables

[viral pivot]

i havent

[small spoke]

Translation=I'm unemployed and make 0€ a year

[viral pivot]

💔💔💔

[deep briar]

Murdered all those willies :(

[untold wraith]

I make $

[frail geode]

https://tenor.com/view/yikes-gif-14297076895219370086

[gloomy crest]

I was joking about the extortion lol. Its just not my prerogative

[viral pivot]

i thought i never died

but then i died in the last competition

[untold wraith]

Not whatever Br*tish propaganda that is

[half orchid]

How do you stand up when your downed

[wanton portal]

spam jump

[frail geode]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-just-not-smart-thats-dumb-doesnt-make-sense-not-intelligent-thats-foolish-gif-14382447

[wanton portal]

space

space jump

[worldly vapor]

its not your right to disclose how much you make through your own labor what

[wanton portal]

space jam

[vernal mortar]

is it better to have high or low mouse sensitivy?

[small spoke]

€ is euros pal the British uses pounds

[wanton portal]

high

[gloomy crest]

It is my right, what do you mean? I'm kinda confused

[scarlet creek]

Hating on brits but they invented your language taking scraps from other languages 🤔

[deep briar]

Low

[worldly vapor]

u said its not your prerogative

[vernal mortar]

thanks bro

[frigid inlet]

Guys he dropped on his knee, is he gonna propose? 🥺

[wanton portal]

blimey, we done did invent the English language, didn't we?

[gloomy crest]

Prerogative as a term applies to any action, personal or otherwise

[small spoke]

Asking someone their salary does seem like a odd question

[worldly vapor]

every romance language just stole latin and then forgot how to speak it over the course of 500 years

[wanton portal]

but its a casual question
something you would ask your friends or some shit

[small spoke]

Go pay your tv license mate innit

[noble flower]

yo I just realized theres an actual game and not just the demo

[flat widget]

Funny thing is my salary fluctuates so much I can't answer when someone asks me that

[gloomy crest]

I know how much all my friends make but aside from that I don't know and don't really care

[noble flower]

Im actually slow

[tame elbow]

Hello friends, will this game be online?

[small spoke]

i guess yea if it's like a friend or family member I could understand but someone you barely know that just seems like a odd question

[tame elbow]

Pvp

?

[worldly vapor]

its not my prerogative = I dont feel like it?

[untold wraith]

it was forced upon a lot of people. Including my people

[flat widget]

Peasant vs. Peasant? yes it is right now

[gloomy crest]

Its not my personal stance, so yeah. Just flowery language

[scarlet creek]

Not if you're white

🤔

[untold wraith]

Ireland

[small spoke]

Irish aren't you the small greedy green guys

[scarlet creek]

Oh

[worldly vapor]

ye but why

[gloomy crest]

Goddamnit, why do we have to be kindred

[scarlet creek]

The small greedy ginger green guys

[tame elbow]

I whant play with friend

[small spoke]

yes exactly

[tame elbow]

1v1

[untold wraith]

Something like that

[wanton portal]

Leprechauns?

[gloomy crest]

It's just a piece of information which defines my life pretty heavily. I dislike disclosing as much of that kind of info as much as possible

[scarlet creek]

Yes

[worldly vapor]

True

[flat widget]

I'm large part Irish but I only fit the ginger part here lol

[frail geode]

Low

[frigid inlet]

Parents are Northern Irish

[flat widget]

I prefer low for parrying

[gloomy crest]

You mispelled Norn Iron

[flat widget]

high when I'm my schizo normal self

[gloomy crest]

I'm Irish but I'm glad I'm out of that country lol

[pearl coral]

working on messer stuff

[scarlet creek]

Context?

[untold wraith]

Also fuck you Lol

[small spoke]

isn't lenny Irish

[pearl coral]

scottish

[stark flume]

the baron just has an affinity to ragebait you

[gloomy crest]

Whatcha mean exactly?

[small spoke]

I remember him saying a scottish saying before

[scarlet creek]

Im asking why

[gloomy crest]

♥️

[small spoke]

Jeezy peezy?

[stark flume]

as soon as I layed eyes upon him my playlist ended and I had a huge lagspike and I got hungry

[small spoke]

Something like that

[frigid inlet]

Well that was rather immersive

[worldly vapor]

chat wtf is this level topography

[gloomy crest]

Just the typical insane family dynamics and community. Probably the same everywhere but I don't have to worry about it now 😎

[glacial shoal]

I'll say this

all I want

[worldly vapor]

now youre in a portuguese paradise..

[glacial shoal]

Is multiplayer at some point

[scarlet creek]

Insane pommel bash

[untold wraith]

No

Never

[glacial shoal]

so I can exert dominance

[gloomy crest]

Gangsters paradise

[scarlet creek]

Game can barely run in singleplayer and you want multiplayer 😭

[frigid inlet]

Yeah

And they would punish me for that in EA

[glacial shoal]

just give it time, they'll fix stuff

[scarlet creek]

Yeah ik but multiplayer for this game is very hard to do

[glacial shoal]

I HAVE TO DUEL TO THE DEATH WITH FRIENDS

[gloomy crest]

At this point I think multiplayer is a technical impossibility

[pearl coral]

anyone else made a custom messer yet

[scarlet creek]

I think it is planned so maybe some day we'll have it but that will probably be once I end up divorced and with an alcohol addiction (I'm 15 currently)

[severe flower]

there is local splitscreen

[scarlet creek]

Me

[untold wraith]

False

It's possible

[gloomy crest]

So is you being happy

[pearl coral]

how did you weight it

[glacial shoal]

🤢

[gloomy crest]

When's that happening?

[scarlet creek]

Dunno remember but I think at the middle of the weapon

For some reason putting the weight near the hand protection makes it unwieldy

[uncut stirrup]

Does sparring build muscle?

[pearl coral]

i turned the weight sliders all the way up on mine and i like it a lot more

[gloomy crest]

Tungsten messer

[pearl coral]

it feels a lot like an actual messer from the ones i've fiddled with

[scarlet creek]

Where is the point of balance?

[pearl coral]

i've some messer friends

[sly topaz]

i broke willies neck

[pearl coral]

probably 4 fingers from the guard

[broken lark]

Will there be more promotions for the game, or just this launch promotion?

[pearl coral]

maybe closer to 6 now that i think of it

[scarlet creek]

Yep that's also what I did

[pearl coral]

love punching

i've really enjoyed the weapon crafting so far

just wish there were more parts and sliders

[gloomy crest]

All I did was make the heaviest mace possible and it was fun

[scarlet creek]

We need bigger maces so we can make a polearm morning star

[uneven glacier]

Can't enjoy weapon crafting cus menu is not optimised for 1280x1024 monitors

[gloomy crest]

Interesting resolution

Laptop?

[uneven glacier]

Og 5:4 monitors

[untold wraith]

You guys have that issue where when you try to use the camera it just goes into willies head for some reason

[gloomy crest]

Oh cool

[worldly vapor]

i cant enjoy this game because is not optimized for 720p CRT screens fml

[astral iron]

true

[stark flume]

whats with the lord tourney bro

[gloomy crest]

Dude they made the mildest possible comment, cmon

[scarlet creek]

Isnt that almost a square

[uneven glacier]

It is

[pearl coral]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-волк-stronghold-crusader-taunt-насмешка-gif-26349810

my current order of weaponry is pollax -> longsword -> messer -> rondel

[keen palm]

least ridiculous response to constructive criticism

[gloomy crest]

Though I am curious why you're using this monitor

In general

CS 1.6 pro? 👀

[scarlet creek]

Same thing I thought

[untold wraith]

Grip got insanely nerfed is everyone just oiled up now?

[scarlet creek]

I've seen cs pros use that kind of aspect ratio

[pearl coral]

put on some muscle boy

[worldly vapor]

oiled up with osteoporosis

[drowsy finch]

this is so fucking real

[worldly vapor]

glowies thinking they know wassup:

[sturdy sinew]

max weight is still hard to launch people like a catapult; still possible, just difficult (because of grip strength)

[pearl coral]

im a fan of the new grip strength it feels like disarms are more realistic and losing weapons requires less contrived mistakes

[gloomy crest]

NO reason to punch this man this hard

[untold wraith]

Demo 💔

[worldly vapor]

Demo is good

[gloomy crest]

demo>ea

[scarlet creek]

It makes the zombies drop their weapon without even getting damaged tho

[untold wraith]

False

[pearl coral]

i wish we could choose to wear only one arm harness

[gloomy crest]

I've barely been able to play but I do like the combat. I think slashing weapons feel weird though

[pearl coral]

they're also zombies

[frigid inlet]

I'm not, these peasasnts probably swing these hoes like 15 hours per day how are they losing control over it here 😭

[uneven glacier]

Broke + not enough space on table for FHD
When i did pre assembly hardware check and placed all on motherboard on the box, i made the photo of such process and people didn't believed me, because photo looked like a damn meme

[drowsy finch]

I'm not a fan of how willie can't hold on to what he's swinging

[worldly vapor]

imagine if we could wear the uri bull onesie...

[drowsy finch]

I like the disarm mechanics, I don't like being interruted midswing

[scarlet creek]

Yeah but I want a fun fight, they were supposed to be "vengeful spirits" but instead are "please kill me" spirits

[grizzled shale]

yo guys who the fuck do i reload this shit

[tall parcel]

Pisses me off when they bite you in the face hahaha

[pearl coral]

i have no frame of reference for this its like everyone else has this issue but me

[pearl coral]

string then bolt

[tall parcel]

Yank it down

[gloomy crest]

Been there. It's tough

[grizzled shale]

HPOW

[scarlet creek]

I'm sad I found the crossbow in lord tier

[pearl coral]

mouse

[tall parcel]

Click it and yank it gang

[scarlet creek]

Shit is useless now

[grizzled shale]

it doesnt let me fully pull it downnn

[pearl coral]

you dont fight lower tiers sometimes ?

[mental jolt]

how do you play multiplayer? like the local one

[worldly vapor]

idk man they bite

[sturdy sinew]

murder peasants in freeplay if you insure it

[sweet orbit]

split screen

[ancient girder]

did they JUST fixed the slums? i picked a fight there cause there was no other scenario and it runs at fucking 60 fps shit's beautiful 😭

[tall parcel]

@merry vale sick video pal thanks for the discord invite

[grizzled shale]

okay i got it

[scarlet creek]

True 🤔

[gloomy crest]

lowkenuinely hit flowstate

[mental jolt]

yeah i found out about how to go you and your friend vs enemies

[scarlet creek]

I forgot that since I usually just ignore the lower tiers because they give less money and arent fun

[mental jolt]

but i wanna know how to duel against my friend

[rotund swift]

do we know if all the tiers of missions give the same rank progress or if the higher tiers give more

cuz lowk the lower tiers are more fun

[pearl coral]

i like doing commoner or militia or soldier doubles and demolishing them

[worldly vapor]

hit flowstate = willie flailing

[gloomy crest]

trust the process twin

[grizzled shale]

yo guys how do i get into this cart here too? i saw you can.

im like near max height if ith elps

[sturdy sinew]

magic

[pearl coral]

try dragging the horse over as a platform

[scarlet creek]

Missed almost all your punches 😭

[gloomy crest]

trust the process

[grizzled shale]

oh, is that how you did it?

[worldly vapor]

Spinjitsu is so back...!

[unique flower]

im trying horse tactics, not working well

[gloomy crest]

its kinda hard getting the distance on punches right

[uneven glacier]

Was shocked by seeing commoner tier in ea, cus in demo it was a slasher tier

[pearl coral]

i've never done it lol

[gloomy crest]

Me and the boys in the battle of the somme trying to shelter inside a windmill

anybody got any tips for keeping the right distance while punching?

[sturdy sinew]

get closer 🙂

[untold wraith]

Why does free mode give you no low tier weapons? Maybe i want a kitchen knife heading into battle instead of a 50 inch blade

[pearl coral]

what kind of tips could you even receive

im puzzled

[scarlet creek]

Yeah, fists have the lowest range

[gloomy crest]

i dont want ur tip nasty boy

[prime nymph]

just be at the right distance

[frigid inlet]

That's golden lmfao

[pearl coral]

i mean we aint got a ruler for you to use broski

[vivid hill]

At this moment, I realized the weakness of humanity

[pearl coral]

eyeball it better

[scarlet creek]

Be nice to

[fluid linden]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-the-neat-part-you-dont-invincible-gif-27194608

[gloomy crest]

Hold both arms for close range, give them a whack with a single arm at mid range

[prime nymph]

are there mods for halfsword ea now

[gloomy crest]

Or just grab their head and go to hell

[scarlet creek]

3

[prime nymph]

do they have half sword enhancer in ea

[untold wraith]

There's some

[prime nymph]

-we

[scarlet creek]

nope

[prime nymph]

darn

what are the mods

[frigid inlet]

It's easier to judge the distance in first person, but you need to make a character with no hair really. Other than that idk I struggle with the depth perception as well

[scarlet creek]

The crosshair mod looks tempting but it kinda feels like cheating

[untold wraith]

But I want my halfsword EA mod menu NOW

[sturdy sinew]

I was fuming at the absence of a crosshair in playtest

[scarlet creek]

Hes playing the demo, no one has hair

[fluid linden]

its dumb trying to play the range game when you're unarmed IMO. Better to spam punches clinch and throw

[frigid inlet]

Me too

[gloomy crest]

i have the depth perception of a pirate

get it cuz pirates have 1 eye

[frigid inlet]

Ah

[gloomy crest]

cuz of the eyepatch

[frigid inlet]

It applies to everything in general tho

[drowsy finch]

u shuld make it!

[untold wraith]

I'd blow up my pc before I'd figure out how to code

[inner hatch]

😔

[cerulean sleet]

john halfsword, please save us

[scarlet creek]

Renaissance half sword when

[untold wraith]

It might seem crazy when I'm about to say

[scarlet creek]

WhaT

[sturdy sinew]

it is happening at the time

[noble flower]

does my stature matter

[spark quartz]

Bro thinks he's Pharrell Williams

[noble flower]

Or will enemies have same stature regardless

[gloomy crest]

genuinely straight and utter hands

fighting someone with a helmet is infinitely harder than fighting someone w a knife or axe cuz you cant get those good headshots

[sturdy sinew]

reach & weight

[noble flower]

So does being smaller have any advantages

[gloomy crest]

idk why i tried to headbutt him he was wearing a helmet😭

[sturdy sinew]

I find winding up a punch with a different punch helps with force

[untold wraith]

Your mom goes pharrell on my williams

[scarlet creek]

Can we all cyberbully this guy pls https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1467717754550485105

[worldly vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/truth-nuke-truth-nuke-trvth-nvke-big-boss-gif-15944112429945701902

[fading belfry]

does headbutting actually work?

[shrewd birch]

I just lost the fight the rotten barrel

[untold wraith]

Absolutely

[shrewd birch]

Yes

[sturdy sinew]

me too

[fading belfry]

damn has it been like that since demo?

[noble flower]

Does a smaller stature have any cons?

[gloomy crest]

yeah ive knocked a solid 40 people out in my whole time playing the game w it from beggar to commoner

[scarlet creek]

Less strength

[shrewd birch]

It jumped back up and hit me in the face, killing me

[noble flower]

But faster?

[fading belfry]

game forces you to pay off an f150 to compensate

[gloomy crest]

thats so fuckin funny though

[shrewd birch]

Don’t diss small willies

[noble flower]

thats crazy

[sturdy sinew]

petite*😼

[worldly vapor]

a small willie has twice the power because its the same power in an area half as small

[mental jolt]

kinda sad that in split screen when you decapitate player two, his vision stay in his trembling body instead of the head

[gloomy crest]

had to ult on him on 1 hp

[prime nymph]

are there gonna be coifs in the future

[worldly vapor]

no because I dont believe they were generally worn in 1475

[prime nymph]

o

[untold wraith]

Learn how to play halfsword but as 2 players at once it's like playing a game of chess against yourself

[fading belfry]

literally just yomi hustle

[gloomy crest]

id do fistplay in the multiplayer mode if willy didnt have glass bones and paper skin

[thick hearth]

Guys, how does the crossbow work

[thick hearth]

Excuse me-

[fading belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/yomihustle-gif-9434428002850751280

[severe path]

does anyone know if you unlock the ability to make flails with the weapon smith later on?

[fading belfry]

as far as i know you cant make them

[gloomy crest]

this is how willy was moving in the demo and in the ea he cant eat a headshot,hes genuinely made of tinfoil

[stark flume]

I js lost the lord tourney because a weapon dragged me down to the floor

[untold wraith]

Get good

[cobalt cape]

how do i stab with the right hand?

[untold wraith]

Run it back

[severe path]

[stark flume]

do you want to see the clip bro

[cobalt cape]

like, when i try to stab with the right hand my char only do some weird moves

[untold wraith]

Double click lmb and hold after second click

[sweet orbit]

how do you stab like a dagger

[fading belfry]

the reverse grip?

[cobalt cape]

but with the alt

[untold wraith]

Never used alt

[fading belfry]

its a special knife that spawns in cellar on a desk

[untold wraith]

Fuck the alt button

[fading belfry]

alt is so shit lmao

[scarlet creek]

Alt buttons works better bro

[sturdy sinew]

alt is king

[untold wraith]

False

[worldly vapor]

but its good with the shovel

[untold wraith]

False

[spark quartz]

Misinfo I will liquidate your flesh and drink it like a milkshake

[severe path]

I feel like it felt better in the demo imo

[scarlet creek]

My willie felt better in the demo

[gloomy crest]

guys i invented a new fistplay move, i call it the hulk smash,go into guard mode,bring your guard as high as possible,and smash down while kicking so they go upwards into the momentum of the slam

[fading belfry]

"i use alt" = "i have never played half sword and im lying"

[stark flume]

look at this

[sturdy sinew]

while halfswording it's good

[gloomy crest]

alt is legit only good for stabbing and nothing else

[fading belfry]

you did NOT invent this

[gloomy crest]

yuh uh yeah did

[fading belfry]

double click is objectively better

[gloomy crest]

OHHH wait i meant double click alt

i mispoke lol

[untold wraith]

I roasted him in dms

[scarlet creek]

"I use click + hold click" = I'm am Benja's favorite IDF soldier

[untold wraith]

Just know that everyone

I did

It was brutal

Disgusting even

[fading belfry]

expect 7000 pfennings to reach your wallet soon

[sturdy sinew]

what is this anti-alt disinformation campaign

[fading belfry]

"disinformation"

[gloomy crest]

headbutt=fistplay combo beginner because it dazes and deals decent damage
rapid punches=base attack

[wanton portal]

https://youtu.be/80Jr5Fi9iDA?si=tRSGT__KuydjaGP- this was Yakuza in 2014 guys

[fading belfry]

haymakers are such no brainers

[scarlet creek]

Rapid punches dont deal much damage

[fading belfry]

left hooks are so good

[placid sinew]

always chose take on me for the side mission where you have to be bad a karaoke

[fading belfry]

i guess bro

[gloomy crest]

yeah but if you chain them with headshots they deal nasty damage

[gloomy crest]

haymakers are a good win con

my 3 win cons are hulk smash,haymaker,and the freaking strafing punches i forgot what theyr called

[untold wraith]

Ball crushing technique

[gloomy crest]

ew an ea player

[glass heath]

can we still download the demo?

[untold wraith]

Ew a brokie

[fading belfry]

green guy when he cant enjoy the prospect of crushing a willys balls

[wanton portal]

just say you cant afford or your device cant handle it

[cunning hill]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1102853913067126868/1431854881395966053/attachment.gif

green guy needs to talk to ishowfinance

[scarlet creek]

Didnt you say you couldn't get past menu

🤔

[wanton portal]

atleast I could run it for a little while

[gloomy crest]

ishowfinance is so fine

[wanton portal]

the settings gameplay was amazing

[scarlet creek]

Son 😔

[cunning hill]

Son..

[wanton portal]

daughter

[severe path]

folk.

[cunning hill]

folknem

guys trying to run EA on his computer lab PC from 2011 elementary schol

[untold wraith]

Willie had steel balls in demo, and now willie has soft plump kickable balls in EA. EA willie is a FUCKING loser and i just realized it

[cunning hill]

..?

Bro

[scarlet creek]

Soft and plump....

[cunning hill]

What the fuckk

[scarlet creek]

Bro likes them

[cunning hill]

LOL

[wanton portal]

Demo Willie was actually a buddhist Monk

[untold wraith]

Am i wrong

[wanton portal]

thats why he had steel balls

[scarlet creek]

Stop gaying too much!!

[stark flume]

bro

bro im so fucked

[scarlet creek]

Did anyone else see the willie

[cunning hill]

u got it

[wanton portal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1294039621306683435/1411130387295502498/ezgif.com-video-to-gif.gif

[untold wraith]

Willie used to be a steelers fan and now he's a chiefs fan

[inland marlin]

does anyone else have like stick drift where willie keeps walking a certain way and the opposite key doesn't work at all

[cunning hill]

i had to kill 20 yesterday and i did it with gold chalices in hand

[scarlet creek]

You're fine, zombies are a joke

[soft bolt]

i did this with a bunch of cheese graters

[inland marlin]

it happens when i'm unharmed too

[gloomy crest]

im the best fistfighter ever

[severe path]

worst part about EA isn't the performance, or the bugs, or the freeplay. It's the fact that my hair blocks my eyes and makes first person unusable 0/10 uninstalling

[soft bolt]

you play like a girlfreind

[gloomy crest]

i was not expecting him to clock me like that

[sturdy sinew]

pro tip: hit them so they die and don't live, dying which kills them

[cunning hill]

if willie had anything other than the most ineffective weapon im afraid you would've been annihilated

[drowsy finch]

That's not a zombie... ! >:(

[untold wraith]

Halfsword gun update when

[scarlet creek]

Yeah cause she plays with my balls get it get it

[gloomy crest]

if he had an axe he wouldve gotten tickled up down right left n center

[cunning hill]

half sword chicago and o block map update

[vital idol]

Refresh steam

[cold jewel]

I had 60

[severe path]

in the forest next to the cart

[inland marlin]

half sword cripps update when

[cunning hill]

half sword GD update when

[severe path]

half sword for ps4

[untold wraith]

Fuck the crossbow i mean glock w a switch

[foggy dirge]

is this guy like an akademiks type or what

[untold wraith]

Willie mowing down the opps

[inland marlin]

half sword on the NES when

[cunning hill]

everyone complaining abt performance but my 3DS runs EA just fine

[inland marlin]

exactly

[frosty stratus]

when next patch frfr

[untold wraith]

Not today

[severe path]

check your mailbox

[frosty stratus]

my atari runs cinematic graphics fpm (frames per milenium)

[cunning hill]

https://tenor.com/view/mob-psycho-100-update-not-today-gif-15912654188829006754

[sharp patio]

why does it take my character a straiight up minute to get up

[cunning hill]

weak peasant legs

[sharp patio]

but i can pummel a guy 500x in the face with a polehammer and he gets up just fine

[exotic ridge]

Am i crazy or does our character seem to fall over so damn easily 😭

then take a HOUR to get up

[cunning hill]

willie canonically only does arm day

and back

[severe path]

need to build muscle

[frosty stratus]

spar for a while

[sharp patio]

im a knight thats beaten the baron three times now

[frosty stratus]

to build muscle

[cunning hill]

yeah but willie doesnt do leg days

sorry

[frosty stratus]

DAMN.

[sharp patio]

bro thats nothing fym

[frosty stratus]

training leg muscles when frfr

[sharp patio]

theres guys that have full baron armor

[severe path]

incorporate more iron into your diet

[exotic ridge]

is that actually how it works 😭

[cunning hill]

ive been trying to force myself to slow down bc im getting to baron too fast

[sharp patio]

fucking shit dude i hate this game

[cunning hill]

i reset myself when i got to militia or smth and now im back at knight

[sharp patio]

but i love it

[violet garden]

Lowkey the scariest 1-handed beggar weapon

[frosty stratus]

yea

[cunning hill]

except when its used by an NPC

[untold wraith]

Ford is in chat

[cunning hill]

😭

[sharp patio]

i have the same relationship with this game as war thunder

[severe path]

https://tenor.com/view/this-peaks-memes-gif-16921095133411355177

[wanton jacinth]

I’m malitia rn and my flail is holding up just fine

[cunning hill]

never once have i had a willie successfully land a pickaxe hit on me

[wanton jacinth]

Flail is the best weapon ever

[frosty stratus]

https://klipy.com/gifs/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling

[violet garden]

Nah man they’re kinda nasty with it, at least for me

[severe path]

:(

[sharp patio]

i see a guy play and do really well, try it on my own and fail miserably

[onyx leaf]

its good through the entire game, even against baron

[cunning hill]

for me its like they just flail it around and can never actually stick it

for my willies its more of a blunt weapon

ngl

[onyx leaf]

slow down your swing and do it a bit more intentional

[cunning hill]

they suck at using it

[sharp patio]

they definitely improved the ai

[sharp patio]

ive gotten knocked out a lot

[scarlet creek]

Yep

[violet garden]

You get all the lobotomites to fight, and I get the beggar drunken masters

UNFAIR

[severe path]

:(

[cunning hill]

LOL

[grizzled shale]

guys my bevor just duplicated LOL

[scarlet creek]

Demo combat was just dashing backwards to bait your enemy into creating an opening for u

[glass heath]

https://tenor.com/view/kingdom-hearts-gummi-ship-shmup-ps2-playstation-2-gif-23775776

[sharp patio]

sword unsheathed since 1301

[sharp patio]

knight Pate Heasents

[indigo plover]

Apparently it’s a full moob out tonight

[wanton jacinth]

New name🔥

[wanton portal]

level 50 actually

[pearl blade]

How do I get crossbow bolts

[wanton portal]

from a tree

[glass heath]

barter logs barren sense 1402

[cunning hill]

LOL

[sharp patio]

i fucking suck at this game

thats me

look at the dents bro

holy shit

[cunning hill]

does anyone else take crossbows to riots and pull their helmet off to hit shots

[violet garden]

Geeked vs locked in

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1154239005064441926/1467063001751490793/Screenshot_67.png?ex=6980fea4&is=697fad24&hm=318e751d789250b3153331ffb72b88e11d9d2b29f5c3021f1c738f1c4c0c794c&

[grand basin]

slums is the best map

[cunning hill]

bro i stg he entered full coma

[glass heath]

just beat the Barron and steal the "barrons beak" and you will never lose another fight

[sharp patio]

ive hit this guy 50 times in the head with a mace

[scarlet creek]

Well yeah the game ends there

[sharp patio]

jesus christ bro

[untold wraith]

Get it

Nutcracker

[rugged parcel]

watching penguinz0 play the ea is making me angry 😭 hes so bad 💔

[sharp patio]

inside his head is not a brain but another fucking helmet

[violet garden]

No

[cunning hill]

also they had to of like changed kicking bc

[untold wraith]

He's like late 20's ofc he sucks

[untold wraith]

Good

Loser

[wanton portal]

is it running smoothly for him

[cunning hill]

like i can kick these zombies like 300

[wanton portal]

or is he like

getting stutters

and shit

[violet garden]

That’s called a skull

[violet garden]

Insolent

[sharp patio]

no a helmet is different from a skull

[rugged parcel]

it wasn't at the beginning but yeah it is after like the first round

[rugged parcel]

isn't he in his 30s now

[sturdy prism]

does the crossbow work? or do i need bolts or something? just found it in a chest in the forest

[rugged parcel]

yeah hes 31

[untold wraith]

I wouldn't know. I don't watch him

[sharp patio]

omfg i have to craft another poleaxe

[untold wraith]

But probably lol

[sharp patio]

my life is hell

[sturdy sinew]

it auto loads one bolt every round

[cunning hill]

if you go into matches with it, it'll come preloaded with one shot, but you can also find a quiver next to where the bow spawns sometimes on the forest map

[sturdy prism]

but just picking it up in forest not gonna be loaded?

[swift raptor]

Bro, I feel like Guts with how long I've been in the damn abyss... vengeful spirits from hell

[glass heath]

https://tenor.com/view/faradays-law-of-induction-meter-gif-14807373

[sturdy sinew]

just wish you could buy bolts

[cunning hill]

no, but when you load into another match with it, it'll be loaded

[rugged parcel]

fair

[cunning hill]

but you'll only have one shot till u get a quiver]\

also idk if u guys realized but u can stab with the crossbow

[sturdy prism]

how do you shoot it?

[cunning hill]

like any fps game

[untold wraith]

Firmly grasp it

[cunning hill]

😭

[sweet orbit]

aim with right click and shoot

[sharp patio]

can they make a version of forest where it like

performs realy nicely

🤤🤤

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1466555189833105620/EuwOl8T.gif

[sweet orbit]

they should combine all the maps

[pine hawk]

games flawless icl

[sharp patio]

pc exploder 50090

[timid pine]

hey i used your guide and its amazing, do u know if theres anyway that i could get that void/fog look back in abyss tho?

[hoary falcon]

is the game playable i gave it a few days before i bought it but i think imma get it now cuz im bored

[gloomy crest]

flawless execution of my hulk smash technique

[stark flume]

I did it

I killed the 25 soul;s

[dense orbit]

Can anyone send me the default game settings they are on max and I don’t know the original ones

[exotic ridge]

Am I crazy or does the weapon customization just seem a bit odd? like it doesnt seem to explain how to make a proper weapon but then I punish myself for making a improper weapon?

[sturdy prism]

oh wow dick shot

[sharp patio]

bro who is hiring mercenaries for small buhurts 😭😭😭😭

[untold wraith]

Slightly skinned

[dense orbit]

What are the default game settings

[sharp patio]

the only time i use merceneraies are when i have to do tourneys

[stark flume]

I forgot abt that

they dont appear???

[mossy ravine]

Is anybody getting fatal crash at the beginning

[buoyant forge]

does anyone know how to get that cap thingy for you willie

[frosty stratus]

yall is it possible to buy arrows from the merchant

[violet garden]

I only hire mercenaries to through them at a group of 3 alone so they die and I can steal their loot

[mossy ravine]

My game used to run totally fine the this happened

[violet garden]

You can get like strong half plate by militia tier lmao

[untold wraith]

Fix it

[quaint ore]

is this run over

[stark flume]

get up

[remote haven]

its not over until you let it be

[quaint ore]

I HAVE ONE AND A HALF LEGS

[remote haven]

get up chud

[mossy ravine]

I used to run on high/epic now I can’t even run on the lowest

[quaint ore]

screw it wish me luck

[untold wraith]

How

[mossy ravine]

Wdym

[lilac remnant]

[winged aurora]

Bro idk if its my frames being so low or the devs changed how you swing axes but i can't swing for shit anymore

[sweet orbit]

turn on frame gen

[mossy ravine]

Ima try

Auto or 4x

[sweet orbit]

start with 2x

than adjust from there

[stark flume]

I BEAT IT

I BEAT THE BARON

[mossy ravine]

Still crashing

[sweet orbit]

what gpu you have

[inland marlin]

this mf has been SLITHERING towards me like a snake

[drowsy finch]

now do it again twin

[quaint ore]

gg

[drowsy finch]

Bro put him DOWN 😭

[mossy ravine]

5070

[stark flume]

I thought so

[inland marlin]

I've been trying 😔

[stark flume]

I need the full armor

[drowsy finch]

take off his armor

[violet garden]

Is your Willie weak and bitchmade? Hit the gym and get your muscles up

[inland marlin]

wait yeah

[main pilot]

yo guys. wemod is gonna make mods for halfsword

[real thorn]

will halfsword ever come to console?

[sweet orbit]

its most likely the game

[main pilot]

its on epic games so maybe

[cunning hill]

you switched from the lamps

[sweet orbit]

i run on 4060 high and frame gen get 60 - 50 fps on slums

[gloomy crest]

the lamps and bucklers do the same damage,bucklers have a little higher defense tho

[mossy ravine]

Ima js reinstall, I tired verifying the game files but it still crashes

[inland marlin]

too bad the free version is like 2 hours of mods per day

[sweet orbit]

good idea

[main pilot]

wdym

[inland marlin]

I'm pretty sure the free version of wemod only lets you use mods for games like 2 hours a day

[mossy ravine]

U can only use it for a certain limit

[inland marlin]

I used to use it on ancestors humankind odyssey

[main pilot]

oh. how

ohhh

nah not for mew

me*

[wanton portal]

question

[wanton portal]

what causes the game to be so unoptimized

[main pilot]

i dont have a limit to the time i can play but i have the free version

[wanton portal]

is the persons device

[inland marlin]

foliage and idk

[wanton portal]

is the game

is it UE5

or what

[inland marlin]

yeah it's ue5 probably

[main pilot]

well we all did rush them and then its also just whats in the map themselves

[drowsy finch]

There was nothing he could do 😔

[quaint ore]

wish me luck doing lord tourny now

[jaunty roost]

try changing the r.Fog value to r.Fog=3 or any number below 3 in the engine.ini

i guess that should do it

[wanton portal]

I thought UE5 was one of the most reliable engines though?

[gloomy crest]

has anyone landed a punch harder than this without dmg amps

[wanton portal]

I've lander better punches with softer dmg amps

[inland marlin]

a V8 is pretty reliable

[mossy ravine]

Is 16gb of ram good or bad

[gloomy crest]

thats great gramps

[brave scroll]

why am i unable to put on pauldrons

[drowsy finch]

This again? I literally know how to tech this guy, just hit him with a sword

[inland marlin]

you need an arming doublet

[sleek zealot]

Rlly hope blood gets fixed soon :3

[brave scroll]

i have an arming doublet on, is something im wearing not abling me to wear pauldrons

[mossy ravine]

The blood is already fixed I think

[inland marlin]

Does it have chains on?

[brave scroll]

yes

[sleek zealot]

It is most definitely not

[inland marlin]

Remove them

[mossy ravine]

I never got the glitch for me

[brave scroll]

oh alright

[sleek zealot]

Entire squaree sections of blood just got red the second a drop of blood gets on it

[inland marlin]

I think the blood glitch might just be for AMD graphics cards

[sleek zealot]

It is

[inland marlin]

I got an AMD and yeah it still happens

[sleek zealot]

It's very distracting

[inland marlin]

it's fine imo

[nimble mirage]

is their any way to get the quiver in freeplay?

[vast marten]

https://tenor.com/view/the-lag-gif-22868483

[terse flare]

it was a close fight but i won

[atomic mist]

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[vast marten]

slums riot gameplay footage

[sleek zealot]

Well obviously doesn't make it unplayable it's just inconvenient

[drowsy finch]

Now send markiplier from iron lung 👹

[untold wraith]

I don't have that yet

[mossy ravine]

Js turn it off for a lil bit until they fix it

[inland marlin]

Also has anyone's game been really laggy just today? I'm getting like 20 fps on every map with the same settings from yesterday. Yesterday I had no lag except for slums.

[drowsy finch]

ur ult is still charging </3

[drowsy finch]

Detroit Become Human lore

[mossy ravine]

Idk if there’s a setting to turn off blood on the ground

[stone saddle]

UE5 and its horrible consequences for the binary race
thank god i'm nom binary

[untold wraith]

This'll have to do for now

[sleek zealot]

There isn't

Without blood it gets hard to tell when the enemies are hurt sometimes

[drowsy finch]

this is what I meant :D

[untold wraith]

Ah

[untold wraith]

I thought you legitimately meant the movie

[mossy ravine]

There’s no setting to show only cuts and bruises

[sleek zealot]

No

[drowsy finch]

I would never ask you to send an entire movie in a discord that bans pirates 😭

[sleek zealot]

It's the same as the demo it terms of settings

[vast marten]

lord tourney wish me luck

[carmine depot]

is the colf and the other part of it not added yet or am i just not finding it lol

[pearl coral]

?

[untold wraith]

I got a wide variety of other movies though

[inland marlin]

think i found a new sword

[sour steppe]

stole a warstaff from a champion, game is won guys

[pearl coral]

for some reason today my guy stutters a lot trying to aim the crossbow

[carmine depot]

id send an image if i could but its the two things next to the helmet in the inventory

[untold wraith]

Wordz 💔

This is the longest I've seen the chat dead in a while

Thanks moai

Good job

Killed chat

Asshole

[carmine depot]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-evil-devil-demon-become-evil-gif-12740976234536668165

worst day ever lol

[pearl coral]

those are just hoods not coifs

[carmine depot]

oh lol

[pearl coral]

not implemented yet though

[carmine depot]

dang alright

[pearl coral]

i hope they add coifs in the capacity of when you remove your helmet in-match there’s a coif under

[nimble mirage]

is that the same for the ponchos i keep seeing enemys have

[carmine depot]

that would be very cool

[vivid hill]

I like how the barons beak weapon is small

[untold wraith]

I miss tayvion cole

[fervent wyvern]

If anyone has the bug where progression doesnt save , I have the fix if you want to dm me

[untold wraith]

Well technically yes. Death halts cancer

[inland marlin]

big strong man

[untold wraith]

Skipped leg day

[vivid hill]

yuge man

he no like puny willies

[inland marlin]

the wulk

[lucid tide]

did anyone else just lose all their progress

[vivid hill]

somehow hes even scarier without armor

[iron quiver]

it happened to me yesterday, i went on some free play and when i went back to the progression mode my character was gone

[clever cave]

Cheese burger

[quiet sun]

Me when orange role

[lucid tide]

welp thats just annoying

[fervent wyvern]

#1467734590645862431

[cunning hill]

i have a dream where my children will not have to turn off reflex every 10 seconds

[fervent wyvern]

#1467734590645862431

[iron quiver]

does ayone know why items from my inventory go missing sometimes??

[fervent wyvern]

what does reflex do

[vivid hill]

Lets get a selfie together

I like how my foot is almost the size of his torso

[scarlet creek]

How do u do this @worldly vapor has been asking

[amber hare]

Is there a way to get more arrows for the crossbow ?

[raw mist]

I think the abyss should have the demo bosses

[vivid hill]

Wrote a mod in lua using https://github.com/UE4SS-RE/RE-UE4SS

[scarlet creek]

Do I need to know lua to do this

[vivid hill]

yes

[scarlet creek]

💔

[sour steppe]

somehow got a free armor upgrade on my hauberk by adding sleeves first then skirt

[dense dagger]

Just wait for when they add steam workshop to the EA

If your not a script kittie

[scarlet creek]

Kittie

https://tenor.com/view/knife-cat-cat-knife-cat-knife-cat-angry-gif-9404759922388476738

[halcyon tundra]

Have they mentioned this?

[viral nebula]

fuck ass gamke

[dense dagger]

Think some of the devs wanted to add it eventually but not right now

[viral nebula]

these npcs are way too stable

[wraith crag]

How do I get my ps5 controler to actually control player two in split screen?

[viral nebula]

this dude is dropping me from a light swing and i have to unleash hell on him to even make him stumble

[halcyon tundra]

For sure more important things, but that is a gold idea.

[dense dagger]

Game needs to be stable first

[robust iron]

is jumping an actual mechanic? if so how do i do it

[heavy isle]

It's not

[analog cargo]

How to use knife downars

[dense dagger]

Alt + F4

[scarlet creek]

I just realized you have to train leg muscles by jumping wearing armor (said by a dev)

[sturdy sinew]

hold space it is

only in ea

[viral nebula]

im at man at arms and GOD DAMN

[dense dagger]

Its a different weapon

[viral nebula]

i cant even fucking get a chance

[wraith crag]

How do I get my ps5 controler to actually control player two in split screen? Rn the controller and my keyboard are controlling player 1

[viral nebula]

FUCKING FINALLY I WON

[analog cargo]

whats naem

[scarlet creek]

Did you assign a merc to player 2

[wraith crag]

Yes

[robust iron]

omg ty this shit is hilarious 😭

[dense dagger]

It spawns on the cellar level

[heavy isle]

Are you playing player one with one hand and player two with the other hand?

[analog cargo]

no i mean in freeplay whats its name

[scarlet creek]

The rondel

[sturdy sinew]

try jumping on the slums bridge

[wraith crag]

No both are fully controlling player 1

[teal rose]

WAIT REALLY

[analog cargo]

thanks

[teal rose]

huh

never thought about it

[scarlet creek]

Yes said by dev

[untold flume]

Nah why did the devs have to make this so realistic 😭
The blood in the eyes is too freaky

[teal rose]

alright time to do some squats

[scarlet creek]

#general-catfish-🐱🐟 message

[teal rose]

because my willie might be a bit top heavy

AINT NO WAY

😭

alright squatting time it is

[fervent wyvern]

Its perfect however they need to reimplement the skull exploding when hit with a blunt weapon like in the earliest version of the demo

[untold flume]

Btw free mode does work. You just have to get gear from progression mode. It transfers to free mode
I'm using my rondel dagger and shield

[fervent wyvern]

Not sure why they removed it

Real ones remember exploding skulls

[untold flume]

head exploding

[tough verge]

chat i think he's fucking dead

[analog cargo]

where

[scarlet creek]

I think its because thats kinda unrealistic

[heavy isle]

How many bolts can you load into the crossbow before you get beheaded?

[analog cargo]

fr fire beating on someone until his head explodes or hitting a mace hit and blowing his head off

[wraith crag]

How do I get my ps5 controler to actually control player two in split screen? Rn the controller and my keyboard are controlling player 1. Im trying to play with a friend

[verbal geyser]

owie

[teal rose]

nah just need a rest in the inn and 20p he'll be back as new

[fervent wyvern]

Not if you repeatedly hit them in the face with a hammer

[scarlet creek]

Why are u fighting a beggar in full armor

[fervent wyvern]

Peak half sword

[tough verge]

why not

[dense dagger]

In the back

[tough verge]

Kill all beggars

Behead all beggars

[silk glade]

can anyone else agree the demo was better than full version

[tough verge]

mmm

no

well, i'm not agreeing, at least

[sturdy sinew]

demo is best still for screenshots

& free play

[heavy isle]

Riot is just union busting simulator

[dense dagger]

Is it me or is the clothing over the armour a lag fest

[scarlet creek]

Nah the ea si prettier

[sturdy sinew]

some settings dont work

but the environs look a lot better tho

[glass heath]

barron sword, i tryed to make it in forge but that one is too samll, thisone is custom from barron

[scarlet creek]

But why

[untold flume]

Yeah why

[sturdy sinew]

Yeah why

[glass heath]

yea why

[frosty stratus]

found out how to gain arrows

[untold flume]

EA fights are the exact same but I got new weapons and armor and graphics and new features and blah blah blah

[frosty stratus]

but ima gatekeep the method frfr

[untold flume]

forest map

[cunning hill]

anbyoine else been collecting tabbards or do i have a problem

[frosty stratus]

aint that

grabbing another arrow sack

[safe palm]

YOOOO THE GAME IS OUT

[frosty stratus]

switches out

[glass heath]

ion think this is centerd

[frosty stratus]

so it dont do shi

[cunning hill]

yeah...

[wanton portal]

would you guys say the damage system is way better in the ea?

[untold flume]

It's not out. It's EA

[teal rose]

those stuff are baller af

[sturdy sinew]

bruises are not purple circles anymore

[analog cargo]

cuz its a 1 edged sword

[teal rose]

so can't blame you

[cunning hill]

dude ive got like 6 of em

LOL

[untold flume]

Yeah I'm cleaving people in half less often which I like. Feels like bones are actually a thing now. Very nice 👌

I'm still ripping people apart like crazy though. Sword still best killing weapon

[teal rose]

because now i know how to take other willies stuff imma do the same ngl lol

[sturdy sinew]

half swording with a really long sword is probably more op though imo

[untold flume]

I'm not wearing the tabards because they glitch through the armor and it looks icky

I'll either wear no armor + tabard or just no tabard lol

[mossy ravine]

Took me 40mins to download and still crashed

[delicate moss]

can someone help me im at lord rank ive finished all the progress and i cant do the tourney for the next rank

[mossy ravine]

That hurts a lil

[untold flume]

Free mode. You can use progression gear to make custom loadouts. So free mode is ultimately better than demo free mode. Custom loadout, I can do 1-5 enemies. Clearly better

[scarlet creek]

Nah you still combust by stepping on swords

[mossy ravine]

Mi fixed it nvm

[scarlet creek]

Also did a guy fr smash his balls in protest to the hs devs

[untold flume]

I like that I can take off an enemies helmet while their down to do executions 😎

[glass heath]

barron sword is kinda good agasint armor, hitting heads seems to down npcs real good

[untold flume]

very psychopathic, me like

[delicate moss]

can someone please help me im at lord rank ive finished all the progress and i cant do the tourney for the next rank

[untold flume]

turns out a giant peice of metal hitting a guys head at mach fuck will do that

[sturdy sinew]

it's not that bad 😭

[lime harness]

was playing last oasis,

I made the rupu killer 9000

[scarlet creek]

Did he bruise his balls

[ember moss]

how far back should my center of mass be with a sword

[sturdy sinew]

i didn't mean smashing his balls, I meant the game

[wanton portal]

I think I've asked this question before but
what is the purpose of a ballista
Catapult's were supposed to crush hordes
Trebuchet's were supposed to launch over castle walls
what does this do

[untold flume]

these new helmets are pretty cool
I'm sure they're historically accurate. I've seen some kind of like it

[ember moss]

yep. saw it with ma own two eyes. he used a rock btw. name was nocat something

[scarlet creek]

When the game pisses you off so bad u smash your balls

[midnight wagon]

does anyone have any suggestions on how to bring my 30fps (medium graphics) to preferably 120 cause im using a 4060ti and i can't fathom playing the new halfsword rn

[sturdy sinew]

who tf has such little purpose in life that they smash their balls with a rock

over a video game

[scarlet creek]

How did his balls end

[ember moss]

they were fine

[wanton portal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/946243757051879424/1245797906372493432/Does__Stuff_-_1777411684350455986.gif

[ember moss]

twas but a stunt in the end

[lime harness]

I'd assume to do "precision" destruction,

or maybe to shove a telephone pole through an armored horse

[scarlet creek]

WhAt

Howww

[vast marten]

is baron the end

[scarlet creek]

How do you fake smashing ur balls with a rock

[ember moss]

idk i just know they claimed it was when asked about it by mods

[ember moss]

oh he wore pants during it. i assumed he just had something else under them instead of the balls

[quick finch]

wait is there crossbows in the game??

[scarlet creek]

The end is collecting all the baron armor pieces and his loadout

[sturdy sinew]

coward

[vast marten]

yeah i just got the cuirass

[ember moss]

cuckold

[vast marten]

ngl im not doing ts again just for armor its so annoying fighting fully armored knights

[vivid hill]

Yeah man, I'd probably be screaming my ass off too

[scarlet creek]

Do we agree this is the meanest half sword insult

[rigid anvil]

if only i knew how to bork how much gold i have

id put 30000 so i can just get whatever weapon i want

[quick finch]

lmaooo wtfff

[sturdy sinew]

it's so quiet

[ember moss]

btw, how far back should the center of mass be n a sword?

[untold flume]

Didn't now the small wooden shield could be worn on the shoulder?

[untold flume]

about a hands width more or less

away from hilt

[inland marlin]

cool bodybags in forest

[gloomy crest]

Eerily accurate to my first experience with LSD

[ember moss]

alrighty

[rigid anvil]

no no NO just put all the weight on the grip and pommel

[fervent wyvern]

Why do you love to smoke cigarettes

[scarlet creek]

What is that big ass forest outside the map, it feels like devs did this shit on purpose 😭

[vivid hill]

OHH Hthats where I left them...

[rigid anvil]

it makes your sword 1000 times better

[fervent wyvern]

I enjoyed this detail too

[fervent wyvern]

Theres a beehive that if you break it you get swarmed alongside your enemies

[inland marlin]

yep

[fervent wyvern]

Ive been trying to throw weapons at it from far away

[sturdy sinew]

crossbow

[echo charm]

dude i wish i coukld send images

[fervent wyvern]

When do you get that tho

[untold flume]

No, that causes the swing to get messed up. You want some of the weight past the wrist in the swing to give it some momentum. Otherwise you're fighting to swing the weapon down 🤓 ☝️

[fervent wyvern]

Im at militia rn

[sturdy sinew]

you find it in the forest randomly (in crate next to wagon)

[fervent wyvern]

No way

Just on the ground?

[echo charm]

my willie is glitching out rn his head is not in a normal position it is blcak with blood red pupils and his white hair is tweaking

[fervent wyvern]

Oh ok

[inland marlin]

praying for their souls

[fervent wyvern]

The bad thing about forest is weapons be going under the ground when they drop

[untold flume]

possesed willie, sorry
You'll have to drill a hole in his head to let out the bad spirits

[fervent wyvern]

Lol

[azure marsh]

look what i got on my trip to the abyss

[inland marlin]

although it looks like willie is taking a shit

[azure marsh]

BIG MONEY

[untold flume]

(sells for like 60 gold)

ripped off

[echo charm]

you can keep things from the abyss?

[azure marsh]

yea

[fervent wyvern]

Only use for them is to trade them in

[frosty stratus]

ngl what does it mean when you get something red. can it like not be insured or is it just looks

[fervent wyvern]

Right

[azure marsh]

also best source for gold stuff

[scarlet creek]

It means obtained from abyss

[frosty stratus]

thats all?

[scarlet creek]

Yeah I think

[heavy isle]

Hell weapons

[azure marsh]

thats why i appended BIG MONEY to it

[fervent wyvern]

Na that cant be right

[fleet imp]

If you have people playground don't play it there is a virus in the workshop! If there it says "optimized!" In the description don't download it! Fps++ is also a virus, it spreads to every mod you have downloaded in people playground, don't play it right now!

[echo charm]

i've already deleted all my mods

idk how to get into the workshop and delete all my mods there aswell though but i think i already did it

[scarlet creek]

Try getting another item from abyss and check

[azure marsh]

i now have 638p from selling that lol

[silk glade]

someone needs to delete slums

[fervent wyvern]

All the maps are fire though if you forget about the poor optimization

[sturdy sinew]

I got lucky bc I purged my workshop a long time ago and stopped playing

[fervent wyvern]

Alleyway got booby traps

[untold flume]

Do NOT log out while in the abyss during progression. Character dies 😔

Rip Theodore #4

[sturdy sinew]

I love slums fences and slippery noble shit

[frosty stratus]

THIS MOTHERFUCKER JUST SWINGED MY ARROW OUT OF THE AIR WITH AN AXE

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

WHO AM I FIGHTING

[rigid anvil]

how do i reassign my controller order? when i do splitscreen the controller and keyboard control both the same player?

[silk glade]

after playing slums the rest of the game is laggy