general-catfish-🐱🐟

[thorny ridge]

@scarlet maple Its extremely fun just remember to lower the difficulty because its really hard for some reason even on base settings

[scarlet maple]

Opinion on every subject in the world will be different and that usual thing

[indigo hare]

Fair enough

[indigo hare]

True

[scarlet maple]

Did they add new pain screams?

[thorny ridge]

Hedgeborn

[wintry sequoia]

i wish you could have barefist fights on the free play mode

[scarlet maple]

Does*

[real star]

Why is this game so easy now, I was struggling like hell on beggar and peasant but after those two, the game just became really easy

[real star]

I don’t think so

[rigid anvil]

why does he hate danishes

[mystic escarp]

how do i unlock diffrent classes in the demo

[thorny ridge]

Thank god it did its supposed to be fun

[pine stirrup]

take off your chainmail

[real star]

Not that I noticed anyways

[real star]

Never

[pine stirrup]

rank up

[scarlet maple]

No way are they still the same??

[true pier]

dude that yard arena song with the guitar solo is so fire

[mystic escarp]

sorry im new how do i that?

[scarlet maple]

Thats a shame ngl no way

No new screams?

[quick bronze]

whens the world war 1 update

[scarlet maple]

Are u sure

[quick bronze]

i dont see a reason why they would need to add new screams

[real star]

Oh in the new game? Yeah there’s definitely different screams, I thought you meant they added it in a new update

[scarlet maple]

They was repeating all the time in early access

They became to common

And annoying

I didnt play realese version yet

[real star]

Yeah in the early access build there’s new screams, I could tell from my first match

[scarlet maple]

Alright thats good

Okay tnx guys gonna go sleep tomorrow first day in uni after holidays

Gn everyone

[cinder steppe]

Yessssss third time's the charm, I finally beat the boss

[quick bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/hipopotam-pipotam-бегемот-бегемотик-пипотам-gif-17716529961237870263

[peak viper]

I stg, I just survived 33 souls in abyss

[quick bronze]

now try surviving 201

[peak viper]

ahaha

fuck me

I’m playing with a controller, my thumb was legit tired from sprinting

[quick bronze]

i press shift with my pinky

unless you use another key

[peak viper]

For me on controller, it’s left joystick clicked

[quick bronze]

oh i thought u meant you switched to controller

sorry im big dumb

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1253374498766590012/1455688231004668098/togif.gif

[cinder steppe]

Oh man I looove the baron's beak

[quick bronze]

i suck so bad in first person unless im using the cb

(crossbow)

lowkonestly

uhmm

counter arguement

[stone saddle]

is that the guy feom picayune dreams

[long isle]

guys how do i get alot of muscle

like i am capped at 93 kg

[glass heath]

yo is barrons beak kinda goated?

[quick bronze]

yeah

[cinder steppe]

I just got it like 5min ago, it's absolutely overpowered

[quick bronze]

barons beak is barons peak

[late mantle]

you can get muscle?

[long isle]

yea

[glass heath]

https://tenor.com/view/φωτιά-μ-gif-2547782084576614177

[late mantle]

when does that unlock?

[long isle]

throughout the game

you wear heavy armor

walk

[glass heath]

i think its either through natural progress or jsut using heavy stuff, idk tho

[long isle]

and yea you gain muscle

[late mantle]

ooh alr

[long isle]

go to your inventory and that bar down there is kg

max amount of muscle is 93 kg

[glass heath]

bro barrons beak (peak) seems like it just ingores all armor

[cinder steppe]

Yeah

[frail wedge]

The secret is a really heavy spike

[pliant raptor]

how do i steal clothes n shit

in the brawls

i need sb boots

[glass heath]

hold e after grabbing

[quick bronze]

hold the body part its attached to and hold e or q

[frail wedge]

Knock them out, grab the item you want, hold e or q depending on hand

[pliant raptor]

word thanks twins

[frail wedge]

Doesn’t work on Baron unfortunately

[prime nymph]

HUYS HOW DO I REVERSE GRIP A DAGGER

[frail wedge]

The Rondel is default reverse

[grand basin]

only on the roudel

[prime nymph]

oh

can i make it?

[frail wedge]

And in my experience, impossible to stab someone with

[prime nymph]

i just want it for realism

[quick bronze]

steal it in cellar map

[frail wedge]

He Cellar has a 50/50 spawn chance of one on the table

[prime nymph]

k

thanks

[pliant raptor]

man i be rocking they shit with the little sand clock

[quick bronze]

whayts

ignore that

pressed enter too early

[sharp patio]

the default damage sliders are so ass

[pliant raptor]

killing every last one

no witnesses elft

[quick bronze]

whats more efficient antimatter engines or fusion engines

[frail wedge]

Remember if it’s progression you start out with 0 strength. It gets better as you, well, progress

[sharp patio]

ive beat the baron 3 times

[fiery dawn]

Poop engine

[quick bronze]

no way i laughed at a poop joke in the big '26...

[stark flume]

piss and blood engine

[warped flower]

I now understand what the AMD Blood Issue is

[cinder steppe]

Also, multiplayer when ??

[quick bronze]

multiplayer in 9... 0... 0... years...

🤖

[cinder steppe]

[warped flower]

only a few decades

[tribal falcon]

game is meh but its beta

[solar ingot]

just made a new character and every time i do a match it full resets me. any advice?

[quick bronze]

i thought you added a t to meh for a second

[cinder steppe]

Love it tbh

[topaz patrol]

the alley map explodes my computer genuinely

[wet pollen]

guys I think the supporter edition is missing songs from the soundtrack

can somebody back me up on this I know I am not crazy

[untold wraith]

Hows MY chat doing

[quick bronze]

good captain information

jesus christ be praised

[pliant raptor]

shit bro 7 souls seek revenge

god damn

[quick bronze]

now try 201

[pliant raptor]

201

[cunning trout]

Where can I find the new soundtracks

[pliant raptor]

might as well

[untold wraith]

6 almost 7

[pliant raptor]

close the app

[wet pollen]

u cant bro

[untold wraith]

Perchance

[wet pollen]

they aren't out yet

[cunning trout]

Aw man

[pliant raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/black-ops-woods-cod-gif-17392574626699745990

[wet pollen]

I've looked and looked and looked

[quick bronze]

what does this mean captain information

[untold wraith]

Sound it out

[wanton portal]

spell it out

[quick bronze]

oh okay thanks captain information

[stark flume]

captain information has spoken

[carmine depot]

is there anyway to play online in the beta?

[pliant raptor]

man what the fawk

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/primo-gif-10351662377055134201

[pliant raptor]

zombies getting cheap shots

[rigid anvil]

parsec splitscreen

oh wait you meant the demo no

[carmine depot]

huh

no i meant beta

the one released the other day

[untold wraith]

The unspoken doesn't speak for the spoken

[rigid anvil]

yea so for early accesss just do parsec via splitscreen

or steam remote play

[carmine depot]

how do i do that?

[stark flume]

captain misinformation has unspoken me

[tawny shale]

So does anyone know if muscle building is locked by tiers or can I just grind out sparring and have a jacked peasant Willie

[rigid anvil]

steam remote play? i forget but as for parsec basically have someone connect with you via pcs and connect a controller

[late mantle]

Bro talking like we were mudbloods in harry potter or smth

[glass mortar]

hey guys do i have to get max level to get the maximum amount of folds on my breastplate?

[wet pollen]

nah

only splitscreen

[versed mist]

I cant be the only one who thought of making Anton Chigurh in halfsword

[untold wraith]

No your not

[rigid anvil]

i killed tom howard in half sword

[versed mist]

there is a face that looks exactly like him dude istg

[rigid anvil]

he deserves it for making every current release be aids

[misty swallow]

Hi can someone help im trying remote play multiplayer but we're both controlling the same character ??

[untold wraith]

Don't disrespect Bethesda

[royal epoch]

Okay I don’t know where. But someone said there was a shed in slums full of weapons

Where is it

[untold wraith]

EVERY drop was a BANGER

Including 76

[quick bronze]

this is true

[rigid anvil]

stop it pre 2021 76 fucking sucked

[untold wraith]

False

[glad quartz]

also had the same problem

[untold wraith]

It was always peak

[last whale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1084884502175830089/1288142993731354657/togif.gif

[spark quartz]

Shizzy wizzy hello my gang

[untold wraith]

Umpert

[last whale]

Silly Head hi hi hi

[spark quartz]

[untold wraith]

"gang" 💔

[last whale]

[spark quartz]

How's it going shizton

How's life rn

[soft bolt]

SILLY MOD YOUR STILL ALIVE

YAY

[untold wraith]

[last whale]

I'm doing good

[spark quartz]

I'm gonna join this server just to yell at you

[mystic escarp]

Is there a way to keep my class if I die?

[agile basin]

a Neck Beard O^o

[soft bolt]

how do i get muscle

[shell swift]

People ought to try out the polearm with no weapon head on it. Makes for a better staff than the non custom one

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/writing-too-fire-fire-writing-writing-fire-friendcord-gif-7801118907023267493

[wanton portal]

@spark quartz how many people did you mods had to mute/warn when the EA dropped

[exotic ridge]

my 76 year old grandma with arthritis gets up faster then my character dude

[analog crow]

https://tenor.com/view/gore-blood-spongebob-murder-gif-7383893330765842400

[wanton portal]

erm it's actually than not then

[last whale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling

[exotic ridge]

erm actually Im going to eat your liver!

[wanton portal]

woah

[analog crow]

NOOOUHH

[spark quartz]

A lot

[untold wraith]

That server is dogshit bad

[spark quartz]

I just had to make fun of you a little bit

[honest shale]

https://tenor.com/view/negan-redable-gif-27365329

[stark flume]

can yall believe this willie stills wants to fight

[untold wraith]

You asked the one person who genuinely hates me if im as shit as i am here

😭

[wanton portal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1185917059314491402/1199172081569517608/togif-1-1.gif

[spark quartz]

bro you have multi-server wide opps

[untold wraith]

I have no opps here

[spark quartz]

Nah you have opps here

[untold wraith]

Like who

[soft bolt]

dont worry i love yu captain misinfo

[wanton portal]

opposition

[spark quartz]

Me mf

I HATE YOU

[wanton portal]

is your pfp noodles from gorrilaz

[soft bolt]

ionk

[torn forum]

Do i trust this guy?

[soft bolt]

dont worry silly mod is a nobody

[rigid anvil]

im going crazy

[untold wraith]

So true

[wanton portal]

this was just a guy asking to post this bug in the server

what

[torn forum]

Idk

I dont want to click the video

[wanton portal]

you're not getting a virus

from clicking a video

[spark quartz]

Damn you were not lying @untold wraith

[frail geode]

medal.tv is a recording program and thats probably the link to his uploaded video, the guy can also just use modmail..

[untold wraith]

Lmao

[frail geode]

@torn forum

[spark quartz]

Why tf are you still there

[torn forum]

?

[untold wraith]

Meme channel so i can steal memes

[frail geode]

Read above that ping

[untold wraith]

I never chat there

[torn forum]

I did

[little talon]

https://tenor.com/view/chomik-chomikuj-hamster-polish-paper-plane-gif-9738087666275466337

[frail geode]

ok so you can tell him to use modmail

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/obitoszn-gif-23334330

[torn forum]

He said he cant verify

[wanton portal]

then you do it

[untold wraith]

Server memes went to shit too though. It's either political or just nothing i could post here

[wanton portal]

thats why he's asking

[stark flume]

guys should I use shoulder pads + vambrace or harnesses

[untold wraith]

Go on with nothing

[spark quartz]

Enough to cause problems with the populous 😭

But judging by the conversation they were having prior to me leaving they prolly get riled up easily

[lost field]

i beat the game should i refund it and have a good dinner tomorrow?

[scarlet creek]

harness

[frail geode]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807285387604393984/1096960139992498236/togif.gif

[untold wraith]

It's a mob mentality

[wanton portal]

underwear

[sand cipher]

dont click it

[stark flume]

green guy!!!

[torn forum]

Havnt

[wanton portal]

forealllllll

you're getting a virus from a video

trust me

[knotty lagoon]

How do you get the split screen to work

[sand cipher]

bros been on the internet since yesterday

[wanton portal]

what are you talking about

its medal.tv

or whatever

[torn forum]

The guy doing a mod instead

*dming

[lost field]

you can make an hyperlink to another site with the same embed look and have an ip logger in that fake medal site

[torn forum]

You need to hire a mercenary

[last ember]

Rate my photos

[frail geode]

or you play free mode and you can do random battles split screen

[torn forum]

Is it a good idea to buy EA in the current state?

[spare socket]

i have finally bought the fullgame

[untold wraith]

Delete system 32

[spare socket]

nah i bought it cause i know i wouldnt wanna buy it later on at full price

[last whale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1258107627804557312/1462926682037162088/1768857740106964.gif

[lost field]

""""full""""

[spare socket]

idc if its buggy right now

[wanton portal]

full price will be 30 dollars

trust me

[frail geode]

https://tenor.com/view/donald-duck-angry-too-noisy-cant-sleep-gif-13771238

[spare socket]

the official release, at least

[dire oxide]

10 out of 10 probably will be the last escort your allowed to do though i think he wanted them home alive XD

[last whale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/929032494320320636/1287920082420367392/image0.gif

[spare socket]

or is early access not transferring over?

[frail geode]

https://tenor.com/view/donaldduck-sleep-gif-5122603

[last ember]

🙁

[untold wraith]

Rate my image

[sacred stirrup]

i’ve finally reached lord!

[lost field]

the sabve file will stay the same ig

[soft bolt]

what the FUCK

[last ember]

Sorry bro i'm gonna do 🙂

[untold wraith]

William Esquire cheeks

[dire oxide]

nah lobotomys are better keep it up

[fleet imp]

Brain damage of DOOM

[undone pike]

they are juis

[fleet imp]

hes really a muffin now

[undone pike]

nvm

tried to say they are just decorative

holy spelling error

[untold wraith]

Oh god

[agile basin]

fresh meat here, just finished the gownload, been watching this chat for about 40 mins, very intersting, cant wait for pvp lol

[wanton portal]

is damaged armor supposed to look like that
it looks like a squeezed orange

[last ember]

Here willy stuck in a barrel

[soft bolt]

yo

[vocal spindle]

guys what's the armor piece next to my helmet on both sides

[gilded schooner]

add nudity to half sword

[gloomy crest]

Ears

[frail geode]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1226850417242144808/1382655601997385779/dangleingeye-gif.gif

[untold wraith]

Willie got stuck you gotta hell em out

[fleet imp]

mmmmmm🤤

[vocal spindle]

bro 😭

[gloomy crest]

😔

[gilded schooner]

this is like the bug where hands and feet randomly appear

[untold wraith]

Cannot WAIT for gore update

[last whale]

GORE?

[fleet imp]

gore 3.0

https://tenor.com/view/crushed-it-gif-18087987023179949748

[wanton portal]

how many things do you guys have to manually do to play the game
I heard you've gotta update your drivers before playing or some shit

[frail geode]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1427441638296391720/Whereeee.gif

[gilded schooner]

can we make the gore even laggier

[dire oxide]

eyes popping out wouldve been peak

[fiery dawn]

Do i ever get to duel the jester i really wanna punch his ugly face

[gilded schooner]

dont forget to increase your pagefile size

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/soon-tm-soon-space-gif-23401891

[frail geode]

no but nvidia has drivers ready

[gilded schooner]

during the tenth lord tournament

[stark flume]

killed this guy because he made me fall over on a brawl

[gilded schooner]

after 9 baron fights you grt thr full set snd fight the jester

[gloomy crest]

Imagine your knuckles sliding across his greasy gums as he weaves away and starts tickling you

[frail geode]

https://tenor.com/view/winterz-soon-gif-19096204

[muted skiff]

rondel is kinda goated???

[stone saddle]

uninstall windows 11 and downgrade to 10 or get Linux mint

[fleet imp]

https://tenor.com/view/little-pills-mintmake-cute-animated-gif-10177725055027865044

[fiery dawn]

I would not let that slimy rascal weave his way through my blade

[gilded schooner]

is that your fetish

[wanton portal]

I'm never touching linux

[gloomy crest]

You said it, not me

[fleet imp]

🤤

[frail geode]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1307858013834575924/attachment.gif

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-gif-12940139826511824892

[gilded schooner]

add 50gb of space to your pagefile size too

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/annoying-orange-orange-annoying-fryday-its-friday-gif-17807160

[tepid field]

https://tenor.com/view/lotta-words-wow-thats-a-lot-of-words-not-reading-that-not-reading-wow-gif-26878516

[frail geode]

I had meself some fries today

[last ember]

Anyway how to teach me to be good with rondel i kinda suck at using it

[stable wren]

Jessy, Jessy, Jessy, Jessy, Jessy, Jessy, Jessy, Jessy, Jessy.

hello

[stone saddle]

Then touch the telemetry potion that burns your cpu

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/jesse-breaking-bad-walter-white-wtf-wth-gif-26435332

[stone saddle]

we live on a world of unoptimized lazy games and a trash OS that burns pc by existing

this world is hell

[long isle]

ngl waste of money i died because i was on militia tourney and they flung my weapon so i died and then in abyss they flung me and broke my right arm

[gloomy crest]

Who are they

[quick bronze]

skill issue?

[wanton portal]

"flung"?

as in

gmod physics engine flung?

[long isle]

flinged or flung

what do you choose

[fleet imp]

The sparks of death.

[long isle]

they literally pushed me 50 kilometers away

[sharp patio]

i feel really shit for turning down my damage taken

[long isle]

then broke my right arm

[gloomy crest]

who are they

[long isle]

the zombies and willies

[gloomy crest]

oh ok

[quick bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1466555189833105620/EuwOl8T.gif

[long isle]

willies on militia tourney and zombies on abyss

[gloomy crest]

you're on your meds again I see

[blissful crown]

is it intended to not be able to take some armor off of ur freemode character

[frail geode]

I went flying once by a zombie, after 10 minutes of flying I just went to main menu

[wanton portal]

they not like us

[long isle]

welp i lost my character

[frail geode]

same

[frail geode]

I already lost 20+ characters by some random bug

[long isle]

damn

[fleet imp]

one little ragamuffin walking down the street

[long isle]

this makes me not play the game

[fleet imp]

was it not fixed in the latest hotfix?

[frail geode]

Just have patience the devs are cooking

[long isle]

fixed what

[fleet imp]

the character bug

[wanton portal]

coldfix

[long isle]

welp i hope so this is my only break from school then i gotta wait for summer

[long isle]

can you specify more

[frail geode]

Not talking about character bug, talking about a bug happening while being in combat

[fleet imp]

oh

[spare socket]

holy shit

[abstract tinsel]

Have they said anything about reworking freemode?

[stable wren]

Signalis! Get out of my head!!!

[frail geode]

no but this isn't the full game so they are still actively developing the game

[long isle]

guys is a save editor on a website gonna do

[stone saddle]

https://tenor.com/view/winbox-dolphinreefbigwin-bigwin-gif-21816867

[abstract tinsel]

alr

[stable wren]

@drowsy finch the artist is cooking

[gloomy crest]

I really hope they don't talk about reworking stuff for a good long while until we get some reasonable performance

[quick bronze]

gives you tuberculosis

[last ember]

what i should do with this money

[stone saddle]

Why do you shake bugs that's bad for their health

[stark flume]

try to buy a heal

[gloomy crest]

What do you think bugs do all day?

[keen shard]

Make gold decorated weapons

[stable wren]

I am finally getting the protagonist to my custom signalis universe drawn, and it's already expensive! Get out of my head!!!

[gloomy crest]

They be shakin'

[stone saddle]

eat and shit

[gloomy crest]

And groovin'

[stable wren]

I don't want to see signalis for a month

[gloomy crest]

And livin' a lot and loosin'

[frail geode]

how?

[quick bronze]

gives you tuberculosis v2

[long isle]

can someone tell me the location of the save files

[stable wren]

https://tenor.com/view/by-the-nine-im-tweaking-by-the-nine-im-tweaking-signalis-signalis-game-gif-14031434859351507230

[gloomy crest]

What do you do all day?

[last ember]

Just bored and this game just dropped sooop uhm yeah🙂

[quick bronze]

gives you tuberculosis v3

[stable wren]

https://tenor.com/view/kolibri-signalis-signalis-kolibri-kobibi-gif-11581522520811696140

[frail geode]

Arthur Morgan was a good man

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-halfsword-game-half-sword-game-gif-14454650096982323610

[thin prairie]

I like jellybeans…. You like jellybeans?

[timid pine]

hi my computer is cheeks and doesnt run the game very well, anyone have any advice on how to run this game on a low end pc in its current state

[long isle]

guys guys where location of save file

[timid pine]

other than the obvious turning down all the settings

[last ember]

That so funny

[frail geode]

on rare ocassions

[quick bronze]

my name is john morgan

[stable wren]

My name is war criminal

[vocal heath]

is it me or is the ai like

demon mode

like

these willies r

[stable wren]

Ai is just ai

Humans will prevail

[quick bronze]

willie is going beast mode

[gloomy crest]

People seem to have good luck with this https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3656788489

[frail geode]

https://tenor.com/view/arthur-morgan-hot-day-gif-1837632201296304101

[last ember]

https://tenor.com/view/rdr2-gif-25122759

[vocal heath]

no bc ive been lowk getting my ass beat

by the ai

😭

im talking one swing deaths

[quick bronze]

HELPPP

[timid pine]

fuck yeah 'preciate u homie

[gloomy crest]

Also a LOT of people are saying that medium settings seem to work better than low

[timid pine]

what weird lol

[gloomy crest]

Though if you have terrible VRAM I'd still keep textures on low

[timid pine]

at some point imma definitely get a better gpu tho

[gloomy crest]

For sure, I'm praying for you

Tough market right now

[thin prairie]

With my 3060 I’ve just been playing on low everything and lowest resolution

[timid pine]

cannot be doing shit anymore on a 2018 prebuild ass computer

[thin prairie]

Ran fine for me so far

[timid pine]

ye fr, its bad

[drowsy finch]

Not a furry 0/10 🥱

nah but looks good!!

[timid pine]

its just when its rendering foliage or blood

[pliant raptor]

reverse dagger hard to use man

also

the gobblet is js to sell right

no real use

[jaunty roost]

i've made a guide for extremely low graphics https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3658415604

[gloomy crest]

I keep saying but I have a 9070 XT and its performing terrible with constant crashes 🤷‍♂️

[thin prairie]

Tbh when I turned blood or gore on it tanked my frames to 30ish

[jaunty roost]

see if it helps more than the others

[gloomy crest]

there's no sense to a scrambled UE5 build

it just does whatever it wants

[pliant raptor]

also what does insuring do

[gloomy crest]

stores items permanently in stash

[sterile cradle]

The game just deleted my knight character 😑

[gloomy crest]

across characters

[stark flume]

bro I js blew my whole piggy bank on a single sword bc it had gold

2k down the drain

[timid pine]

the devs seem cool enough to make this a polished game, im very hopeful

[pliant raptor]

ah thanks

should i trade my gobblet in\

[gloomy crest]

Yeah goblets and trinkets like that you sell

[stable wren]

I told artist: make her look like a depressed war veteran

She did not disappoint

[thin prairie]

Easy coin that

[gloomy crest]

Unless you really want to bash a willie's brain in with them

[gloomy crest]

Yeah me too, just sad about this version right now considering how tight the demo felt 🤷‍♂️

[lone root]

Game is really good right now

[gloomy crest]

For some, sure

Not my experience

[scarlet creek]

is 93kg the max weight

[timid pine]

at least its more fleshed out of a game than renown

that game is cheeks lmao

[real star]

What brain? Willies don’t have brains

[drowsy finch]

Ughhh you're making me wanna waste money on a new comm gurithirhoietroeihju

[gloomy crest]

Never even heard of it

[timid pine]

prolly good thing too lol

[gloomy crest]

I'll take your word for it

This genre seems pretty cursed in general. All medieval melee games just seem to not really land well

[nimble mirage]

anybody know how to get more arrows for the crossbow?

[gloomy crest]

Chivalry 2 is the closest I think

[compact viper]

Half sword roblox clone when

[timid pine]

im a big mordhau lover, chiv 2 is fun but i love the stupid ass quirks of mordhau

[gleaming bane]

there is but its so bad

[real star]

There’s no way this doesn’t happen

[scarlet creek]

what abt exanima

[real star]

What’s it called?

[timid pine]

its a very broken and silly game in the best way possible

[scarlet creek]

is it physics based

[gleaming bane]

sword half I think lol

[gloomy crest]

I love Mordhau too but I feel like I'm locking in for a full-time job whenever I launch it. Especially now

[gleaming bane]

its extremely terrible

[timid pine]

yeahhh you had to be there when it came out ngl

[gloomy crest]

If you're not performing at your best then you're just having a terrible time

[timid pine]

new players sink

[gloomy crest]

Oh I was

I think I have 600ish hours on it

[real star]

Found it, it even copied the game logo!

[timid pine]

ahhh damn then yeah fair

[worldly vapor]

i hate mordhau with a passion

[frail geode]

When do you exactly crash? Are you playing on dx11 or dx12?

[gleaming bane]

its like not even close to half sword im ngl

[timid pine]

i honestly cant blame u

or anyone

[compact viper]

Tyty will try

[timid pine]

again its a very broken game

[gloomy crest]

It can happen almost anytime, but most often during the first hit of combat. Medium settings, DX12, 1440p

[worldly vapor]

the idea of drag / swing manipulation based combat is unhinged

[gloomy crest]

I was exploring slums after battle a bit earlier and it just crashed when I looked at a plant

[timid pine]

ye its a make or break for anyone that touches the game

[real star]

Tbh I liked mordhau, until i found half sword

[scarlet creek]

what does everyone think of exanima?

[muted skiff]

beats me i just swing it at the dude and pray

[harsh fog]

I think it's the map

[wanton portal]

I just found out that half sword logo is a wax seal for letters or some shit

[scarlet creek]

imo better than half sword but I love both games

[harsh fog]

I heard that map glitch is more than any other map

[gloomy crest]

Not just that map though, sadly

[wanton portal]

what are they sealing

[timid pine]

love it, sick ass game

[frail geode]

are you playing on controller perhaps?

[worldly vapor]

the problem is that the community is toxic and its impossible to do anything as a new player because the manipulation tech is so unhinged you need a phd in mordhauology to comprehend combat

[gloomy crest]

Exanima is dope and I'm terrified of the devs

[scarlet creek]

why are you terrified of the devs lol

[wanton portal]

worth playing?

[harsh fog]

Try dx11 That's what I usually use on the demo and 120fps or 100

[scarlet creek]

absolutely yes

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/gizma-master-ogre-exanima-gif-24445510

[little talon]

fix the slum map i just lost my guy cos he fucking fell over some mud

[timid pine]

oh yeah the community is fucken awful, me and my friend just duel on empty servers and play a little frontline

[gloomy crest]

Their insane dedication and focus to the most exacting aspects which nobody would ever think of lol

[gloomy crest]

Nope

Reading the devblog for Exanima doesn't feel too different from watching Terry Davis explain TempleOS

[scarlet creek]

"Oh no this item causes a 1 fps drop we will have to delay the update another 3 years"

love how much madoc cares about optimization

[kindred trail]

Why is the game so like not optimized

[frail geode]

hmm weird, are you on the latest adrealin driver?

[gloomy crest]

Yep 26.1.1 (also tested three older versions)

I think I've done everything I can possibly do

Just have to wait and hope

[scarlet creek]

because ue5

[kindred trail]

✅

[wanton portal]

why not ue6

[gloomy crest]

Lots of devs can make UE5 work great. Its not really an excuse

[scarlet creek]

cause not out yet

[wanton portal]

then make the engine

rockstar made an engine of their own

how hard could it be

[frail geode]

have you enabled smart acces memory? Idk if that would benefit anything, you have the 16g vram one right?

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[scarlet creek]

the exanima guys also made their own engine for exanima

[kindred trail]

I guess bur like its super heavy for no reason especially

[gloomy crest]

First thing I did when I got it

I've even tested with no OC, heavy OC, mid OC

[worldly vapor]

what is the beggar tourney, do I need to do that to progress?

[wanton portal]

original character

[gloomy crest]

It has features which are heavy but you don't have to use them

Its an extremely broad and variable engine

[scarlet creek]

yeah but the devs wanted to go for a photorealistic look despite that shi looking uncanny as fuck and no one liking that, plus a lot of unnecesary shit outside the map we can't even see

[frail geode]

yeah I would get the fatal error codes and send them in feedback.

[gloomy crest]

All I get is the classic Fatal Error! message 🤷‍♂️

Which isn't helpful to anybody

[untold wraith]

Delete system 32. It'll help with the lag

[gloomy crest]

Yeah, there's no reason this game shouldn't use prebaked lighting

[wanton portal]

I always wondered why the word "fatal" is used, like, am I gonna die?

[pale glade]

what are all the ranks ???

[untold wraith]

Im the highest rank

[kindred trail]

I guess. Btw the demo already had HUGE issues like whenever u barely touch armor in the wrong place i instantly get “Fatal Error!”

[untold wraith]

Pink is low

[pale glade]

in game

[scarlet creek]

this game is rushed and it's clear the devs were either lazy or something happened in the last month of development that had to make them delay the game

[scarlet creek]

the second is more likely since there are some differences between the trailer and the actual game

[gloomy crest]

I just wish they took it to the end of Q1 for polish, that way they wouldn't break their timeline to us

[scarlet creek]

yeah and that way there wouldn't be as many negative reviews

[worldly vapor]

overambition is too easy to fall into for those with vision

[frail geode]

yeah idk how to get the full error code, I think they automaticly copy the error code to your clipboard, next time you get a fatal error try ctrl+v in notepad

[gloomy crest]

Just kinda sad overall, but I trust that they'll do right by us

[modest scroll]

So is there any way to change the map that is played in Free Mode?

[gloomy crest]

God I hope they don't do that LMAO. But I will try that, thanks

[worldly vapor]

and i mean actually its pretty good and a lot of the issues seem like they could be fixed in a few weeks so im hopeful

[wanton portal]

let's see who farts first

[untold wraith]

First to get pinkeye loses

[tired lance]

so is pre-0.5 body handling used in 0.6?

[frail geode]

I think they do that because when I did paste in discord feedback post after a fatal error it fully put the error code in the message box

[wraith pecan]

does half sword take place in Germany? They use pfennings, they mention a place called Frankenburg which is German for castle, etc.

[tired lance]

I remember demo being somewhat janky and this EA version is definitely that

[gloomy crest]

Sure next time I'll try 🫰 thanks for the tips and stuff

[worldly vapor]

yes its in the Holy Roman Empire

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/principal-skinner-yes-seymour-skinner-the-simpsons-enthusiastic-yes-gif-15806751

[frail geode]

np

[gloomy crest]

I really just feel bad for the devs right now. Must be fuckin awful

[indigo leaf]

how to play with friend online
is it possible with remoute play?

[scarlet creek]

yeah but not what a lot of people expected, this just kinda feels like a demo+

[wraith pecan]

yeah performance bugs everywhere must be horrible to fix :(

[untold wraith]

Impossible

[wanton portal]

in the defense of the players
they DID present to us a "playable" state of the game

[ionic breach]

Why can't I use frame generation with RTX 3070? Is it only available to those over 4000s?

[wanton portal]

I just repeated what I said yesterday

damn

[untold wraith]

Who keeps telling pink roles you can play online with people? It's split screen as in someone is sitting next to you irl

[gloomy crest]

Not sure what you mean by "defence of the players" here

[ionic breach]

Does anybody know?

[wanton portal]

why would you split your screen in half?

[little talon]

https://klipy.com/gifs/adam-driver-BLJ

[flat widget]

Kylo Ren looking ass

[scarlet creek]

I think most of us would've been happy even if it took 2 more months if it meant a more polished game ngl

[wanton portal]

people have always said that the complaints were "whining" so

[little talon]

my guy can hardly hold a spear and when i try to stab it sometimes does it

[spare socket]

best 10 fps game of all time

[copper trench]

[worldly vapor]

all they need to do is change slums map and its going a lot smoother

[little talon]

the demo didnt make me crash out as much as the EA

[wanton portal]

I couldnt even get past the main menu

[scarlet creek]

the people who say that are glazers, I love the game but I also can accept the game is kind of UE5 slop rn

[gloomy crest]

Well everybody is their own person. Plenty of people saying everything all over the place. But I do dislike this trend I'm seeing in this server and the subreddit of just putting people down when they raise issues

There absolutely are issues

[little talon]

this game is pissing me off

[scarlet creek]

and use prebaked lighting instead of lumen non sense

[gloomy crest]

But it is just a videogame really

[worldly vapor]

half sword is a great game but the engine makes it UE5 slop, I think it could be recreated in a new engine and I hope we get more spinoffs like it

[spare socket]

always blame unreal engine 🔥🔥

[cobalt salmon]

hell yeah ride that thang baby

[gloomy crest]

UE5 is not the problem. I just don't think their team has a good grasp of the engine

[indigo leaf]

how play with spleet screen

[worldly vapor]

yeah HS doesnt need super reactive lighting lol I would be okay if it had half life 2 era graphics tbh

[wanton portal]

they should make their own engine...

[naive coral]

Contest for coolest kill would be sick

[torn depot]

what 😭 unreal engine 5 is not the problem it is how well the devs optimize their game

[scarlet creek]

actually it would even be better if everything was half life 2 style since the faces we have rn are kinda uncanny and don't even have expressions

like everything looks fake

[gloomy crest]

Almost infeasible in this day and age lol

[stable wren]

i am getting the Logistics units drawn next

[frail geode]

ofcourse it is awefull, you get bashed alot without any useable feedback from alot of people in here, the best way to help them cook is by sending feedback. I made a video today with bugs and fatal error's just to show them when it happens in what kind of circumstances. That's the least I can do yknow.

[worldly vapor]

have you noticed that most games in UE5 have poor optimization? its because UE5 is a poor optimization engine

[scarlet creek]

yeah but ue5 is the hardest to optimize, even more considering the devs were aiming to photorealism

[twin abyss]

Trying to do splitscreen with another person but wwe're controlling the same person, why?

[spare socket]

quite sure UE is known for being really bad for optimization

[scarlet creek]

hire a merc and set the merc to player 2

[worldly vapor]

I agree a half life 2 level graphics game would be peak since half life 2 graphics werent uncanny at all

[frail geode]

Yes, but the best way to raise issues is by providing feedback and the worst way to raise issues is by going in the first channel you see and start ranting about it.

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/edward-scissorhands-dog-dog-haircut-bald-dog-edward-gif-8016943400508311590

[gloomy crest]

I hate saying this but it is literally a skill issue. I don't know the UE5 workflow but I've seen fantastic games built on UE5. It is 100% possible

[wanton portal]

what if

half sword uses

valves engine

[gloomy crest]

Sure, I agree. But ranting is fun

[stable wren]

stop spreading misinfo!

[torn depot]

No it's not its because developers don't want to take time to optimize their game, I'm working on a game right now in ue5 and I am working with much denser and larger worlds then half sword and I still get 60fps, because my game is well optimized. It's not the engine that is the problem

[frail geode]

depends on what engine, building a engine from scratch is way too expensive

[sharp patio]

ughh i hate the modifiers

[wanton portal]

@untold wraith what happened to Ms. Info

[sharp patio]

knockdown is so ass

[scarlet creek]

game was rushed and half sword devs are not perfect

[worldly vapor]

i just think UE5 is not good for specific games because its a generalist engine, thats why devs still make their own engines

[frail geode]

Kinda true

[indigo leaf]

how to play with friend...

[wanton portal]

no friends allowed

[gloomy crest]

I'm not trying to be combative, just curious, what new engines have you been seeing?

[untold wraith]

Everyone loves spreading ms. Info 💔

[frail geode]

the rage engine is sick af

[worldly vapor]

none mate im talking out my ass at 8:12 PM

[gloomy crest]

LOL

me too

[stable wren]

https://tenor.com/view/blackbeard-blackbeard-writing-taking-notes-writing-gif-17583038544116987898

[indigo leaf]

soo for what split screen

[frigid inlet]

Can it run Crysis Unreal 5

[wanton portal]

damn
where's she at?

[scarlet creek]

100% think HS would've been better with a propietary engine

[worldly vapor]

frank cant take the time to make that

[gloomy crest]

I'll never forget my night with Ms. Info

[sharp patio]

I agree

[worldly vapor]

Thats messed up

[scarlet creek]

maybe if half sworders were as patient as exanimates...

[gloomy crest]

If that's messed up then I don't wanna be orderly

[sharp patio]

If u pause ur game at a start of a round for like 30 seconds u can fully load in the map and save fps

[winter silo]

will a story mode ever be added to the game?

[sharp patio]

bro who is x hunter 😭

[flat widget]

they'll rot away waiting for what will never come

[worldly vapor]

exanima will be fully released in about 40 years

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/hx-h-hunter-x-hunter-hunter-hunter-killua-gon-gif-21254661

Gon and Killua

or some

[gloomy crest]

Exanima fans are all retirees I'm sure of it

[frigid inlet]

What is Exanima?

[scarlet creek]

I can wait for it since I'm the youngest exanimate anyway

[untold wraith]

Ms. Info soup

[stable wren]

i just asked the artist the most funniest fucking question lmfao

[flat widget]

Another physics game

[sturdy sinew]

isometric physics based game with good combat

[gloomy crest]

Look it up. Its sick. Another physics driven melee game but with a very different approach

[frigid inlet]

Ah, top down game 🥱

[worldly vapor]

I am gonna freaking eat my own crapsack because I ran into a fence and it caused my entire body to buckle and me to die

[flat widget]

https://klipy.com/gifs/brooklyn99-uh-ya-boring

[scarlet creek]

what

are we deadass

[wanton portal]

what

[frail geode]

I have this reaction with turn based combat games

[wanton portal]

top down games are cool

like hotline miami

[frail geode]

GTA ChinaTown was a gem (DS)

[flat widget]

I used to hate those for a long time

[wanton portal]

this too

[gloomy crest]

Exanima isn't top-down exactly, its a 3D space with an orbiting camera

[untold wraith]

Pos game

[wanton portal]

theres also that one top down game I forgot

[frail geode]

I have tried multiple turn based combat games and they all kinda bored me, not that the game is bad but I just don't like turn based combat.

[scarlet creek]

this is worse, isometric view is just a perspective 💔

[wanton portal]

the main characters name was hatred

or something

[frigid inlet]

Same. It's not my thing for sure

[gloomy crest]

Yes, dear

[flat widget]

Isometric camera

[gloomy crest]

In style yeah

[frigid inlet]

If I'm looking from somewhere well above the character it's basically top down

[untold wraith]

Piece of shit)

Fyi)

[wanton portal]

https://youtu.be/_BjQI017Mjs?si=6evypW7-Ojr3vmWy

[untold wraith]

btw)

[flat widget]

That's fair, only 3 I like are Wasteland 3, Divinity 2 and Xcom 2

[wanton portal]

why are you using acronyms

[gloomy crest]

Thank you

[wanton portal]

randomly

[stuck forum]

Beat the game in one day kind of sad😢

[scarlet creek]

Thats why i take shi slow

[untold wraith]

Idk wdytm

[stark flume]

bro my game bugged and now im gonna die to the baron

[wanton portal]

I thought your pfp was someone else

[untold wraith]

Ply lmao

Istg

[wanton portal]

do not use the lords name in vain

[frail geode]

My first turn based combat game was pokémon on the gameboy advance, I also tried xcom 2 and just could not get in to the game because of the turn based combat.

[golden nacelle]

ts pmo icl

[frail wedge]

Damn, I had two baron's beaks so sold one. It took away both

[frigid inlet]

bro

[frail wedge]

So eh warning, don't bother picking up a second beak to sell

[gloomy crest]

Me in a tavern in 1468 when I lose my dice under the table and the baron's soldiers kick the door in

[frigid inlet]

It's not 1600 anymore you can't string people up for saying "god damnit"

[flat widget]

Never liked the pokemon games myself, only ever played Gale of Darkness on gamecube

[wanton portal]

oh but I can...

infact

[stark flume]

genuinely look at this

[stark flume]

short ass clip but like

[frigid inlet]

Yeah no one cares man

[stark flume]

why am I on free cam

[flat widget]

I've seen this one before buddy

nice try lol

[frigid inlet]

You are just annoying doing that

[gloomy crest]

I don't really know what I'm looking at

[golden nacelle]

pray for them

[wanton portal]

how am I being annoying

[wanton portal]

foreal

[frigid inlet]

And you aren't gonna change anyone's religious views lmao

[stark flume]

ill get a longer clip gimme a min

[untold wraith]

cut out the religion talk it's a dead end argument

[worldly vapor]

why is willie so fragile now???

[scarlet creek]

This shit looks so majestic

[wanton portal]

ok

[vagrant ginkgo]

Anyone gotten full gold yet?

[gloomy crest]

Religious optics > religious views

[spare socket]

its like 10x harder to stand up in the ea

[gusty badge]

He’s just a beh beh

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1467253474218479676/tenor_6.gif

[frail geode]

ah well, turn based combat games I tried are pokémon on the gameboy advance, Future tactics on the gamecube, Lord Of The Rings The Third Age on the PS2, Baldurs gate 3 on PC, Civ 5 if you can call it turn based and baldurs gate 3 on pc

[quiet shuttle]

Date ruined

[frigid inlet]

Willie got an inner ear infection

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/cheese-touch-diary-of-a-wimpy-kid-troll-gif-25753490

[flat widget]

Genuinely haven't played any of these but I did play Civ 6 and it's not my cup of tea

[frail geode]

oh and hoi4

[void kiln]

They should make character creation presets and stuff that would be kewl

[frigid inlet]

I don't know what Greg Heffley's thought process was to see a moldy piece of cheese on the ground and decide he had to go and touch it

[frail geode]

Lord of the rings the thirds age is actually peak I heard

[gloomy crest]

HOI4 is real-time, kinda... I guess

[untold wraith]

Playing halfsword but i have phantom pain

[stark flume]

had to dump quality to the drain but look

[untold wraith]

"ouchie"

[frigid inlet]

Yooo

Half sword with haptic feedback suit

[flat widget]

Might look into that I got my ps2 right next to me with the Hobbit in there

[worldly vapor]

abysmal camerawork

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/flower-car-indian-bollywood-flip-gif-17680578

[gloomy crest]

Get him out, its gonna run hot

[stark flume]

bro I was mashing my keyboard to try and regain control

[flat widget]

wdym

[gloomy crest]

Nothing I was trying to be funny 😔

[untold wraith]

This is how i drunk drive btw

[fiery dawn]

axes have got to be fucking nerfed

[flat widget]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1143612887152218186/1296012938066264105/caption.gif

[wanton portal]

dudeeee

[scarlet creek]

Didnt know you could unlock the camera

[gloomy crest]

finally

[fiery dawn]

a single handed hatchet should not cut me in half instantly

[wanton portal]

they should make a final destination game

ffs

[flat widget]

ik right about time

[stark flume]

mf you arent supposed to

[flat widget]

when's it my turn

[frail geode]

if you want a peak game from tlotr you should play the lord of the rings the return of the king, just a polished version of the lord of the rings the two towers

[untold wraith]

You should see what the kitchen knife can do

Since forever

[wanton portal]

a final destination game would be so cool and fun

[frigid inlet]

I'm going to play halfsword DEMO 😃

[untold wraith]

When she final on my destination until i die

[fiery dawn]

its honestly better rn

[flat widget]

Great to know since I own two towers

[fiery dawn]

the ea is too unpolished so far

[scarlet creek]

https://streamable.com/ryhdj4 btw you're missing out

[sly topaz]

should i use cuisses or poleyn

[frail geode]

Nice I loved those 2 games

[untold wraith]

Really?

Im refunding now

Thanks for the info

[worldly vapor]

cuiss

[sly topaz]

ok

[gloomy crest]

@untold wraith when is the last time your face felt the sun under the masks?

[fiery dawn]

its alright but i feel like the beta just has better combat and better optimized

[worldly vapor]

insane rambling

[frail geode]

https://tenor.com/view/black-dude-crying-cry-emotional-gif-14046052

[scarlet creek]

nah but he's right, game's rushed

[gloomy crest]

Tell me more about the new engines

[scarlet creek]

fun but you can feel the devs were in a hurry

[flat widget]

dw the refund will never go thru HS team plotting with Gabe

[frigid inlet]

It aint for me

[gloomy crest]

[untold wraith]

i lied I would have paid $60 for the dogshit release if i could

[scarlet creek]

fair enough

[glass heath]

can we still download the demo? cant se eit on the pasge anymore

[scarlet creek]

why are people masochists

[untold wraith]

Because i know it'll get better

That's ehy

[worldly vapor]

new engine called softcorp in engine it incorporates bleepbloop technology for seamless jiggle physics on all cake

[fiery dawn]

not to mention this game runs like shit on high end pcs with low graphics

[gloomy crest]

Yooo I love Stellar Blade

[scarlet creek]

change your directx version in game

[flat widget]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/931392424197120112.webp?size=48&animated=true&name=AFoxy_Noted

[frail geode]

https://tenor.com/view/thad-amazing-world-of-gumball-buff-chad-gumball-gif-24858571

[frail geode]

me2

[flat widget]

https://tenor.com/view/gumball-chad-gif-25972997

[untold wraith]

It'll be painful and bloody for now but soon it'll be as smooth as butterflies gliding on a windy day with the sun shining

Kill me

[frail geode]

https://tenor.com/view/nice-meme-borrow-gif-26278401

[untold wraith]

Nobody saw that

[scarlet creek]

that's worth like 4 exanimas

💔

[untold wraith]

I'd never waste my money in that

On

[scarlet creek]

what a larper

a true half sworder also loves exanima

[untold wraith]

False

[scarlet creek]

💖

[scarlet creek]

hoW

[wanton portal]

I know the first half of this gif

[flat widget]

I need to see a meme stealing license

[untold wraith]

A true halfsworder loves halfsword

[spark quartz]

ehy

[worldly vapor]

how do u fight the slums boss hes too big?

[wanton portal]

ehy

[untold wraith]

@spark quartz

[scarlet creek]

a true halfsworder halves their sword to any good game

[spark quartz]

Wsg

[flat widget]

LOL

[spark quartz]

Brother

[gloomy crest]

Its SFW

[wanton portal]

@gloomy crest remember

rouge has the most results

[gloomy crest]

Its just a little browser daily game

[untold wraith]

@spark quartz

[wanton portal]

or whatever the sonic characters name was

[gloomy crest]

Shadow 😎

[frail geode]

https://tenor.com/view/steal-gif-1223757784024440738

[gloomy crest]

Shadow the Hongeheg

[flat widget]

i have this saved lmao

[scarlet creek]

I'm pretty sure you wouldn't have done anything back when you weren't a mod

[untold wraith]

Lmao

[scarlet creek]

https://tenor.com/view/tkt-smart-gif-20642718

[spark quartz]

nobody CARES rocketman

[spark quartz]

correct

[gloomy crest]

Incredibly funny message lmao

[wanton portal]

@spark quartz can you confirm that French and Paris are upcoming maps for halfsword

[flat widget]

This meme stealing license doesn't have your name on it. potential forgery

[worldly vapor]

I hate this game

[untold wraith]

False

[spark quartz]

bro i get told nothing

[untold wraith]

It's America

[stone saddle]

Eat and shit

[frail geode]

it's on the back

[wanton portal]

what do you eat

[untold wraith]

Bro just works here

[wanton portal]

and what do you shit

[gloomy crest]

🐝

[stone saddle]

and cry and play roguelites

[stone saddle]

food

[scarlet creek]

We all do brother

[frail geode]

more like volunteer

[stone saddle]

decomposed fiber

[spark quartz]

for free with absolutely no return on investment apart from a yellow name

[wanton portal]

wowwww

[spark quartz]

Actually I did kind of get a return on investment

[untold wraith]

If i were a FUCKING mod

[elder pawn]

one second jayden!

[untold wraith]

I'd be flexing everyday

[wanton portal]

you're working for FREE?
OSHA is going to want to hear this

[flat widget]

No the back had your social security number that's why I didn't hand it back and I have my notepad out

[worldly vapor]

do you know how to remove the upper limit on character size so I can be a giant?

[untold wraith]

Savor that power lucky sob

[frail geode]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-nuh-uh-scout-tf2-gif-12750436057634665505

[gloomy crest]

If I were a mod I'd have a white picket fence bordering my 4 bedroom suburban commode occupied by my wife and three children

but alas...

[flat widget]

https://klipy.com/gifs/fym-nuh-uh

[worldly vapor]

mcwonderbeast:

[untold wraith]

You're a stinkin red role

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/che-cheromani-pizza-pizza-time-prettifun-gif-833467397696599165

[flat widget]

Filthy purp role

[spark quartz]

Pizza sounds so good rn

[untold wraith]

Does mcwonderbeast get paid

[frail geode]

https://tenor.com/view/listen-very-very-carefully-christian-bale-patrick-bateman-american-psycho-pay-attention-gif-18161528

[spark quartz]

He's the cm so yeah

[wind shard]

any way to make the game run better i get like 20 fps in the cellar and 5 fps everywhere else i tried dx11 and dx12 they dont help and my graphics are on low

[gloomy crest]

A tight, hot red role

[wanton portal]

how much

[frail geode]

yeah and living life

[untold wraith]

Woah

[spark quartz]

I don't know and even if i did I am not at liberty to say 😭

[scarlet creek]

Theres a guy who knows that but I forgot his name

[flat widget]

Listen to what left me on a cliffhanger cmon

[untold wraith]

Some game cm's just do it for the love of the game

[wanton portal]

I'm not a working man but I got a question

[spark quartz]

yeah thats uh, the point

[wanton portal]

why are people afraid to say how much their salary is

like

[frail geode]

https://tenor.com/view/its-real-matty-matheson-fearless-flavors-boiled-dinner-not-fake-legit-gif-26333616

[flat widget]

surprises me honestly

[untold wraith]

Without pay

[flat widget]

ok fine I believe you

[gloomy crest]

Its fine if you work for the same company but outside of that its a little unclassy

[spark quartz]

If it were with coworkers that's understandable but we're all strangers on the internet and immature untrustworthy ones at that

[frail geode]

uhm it's idk normal not to talk openly about your monthly payceck in my country

[small spoke]

never ask a woman her age and never ask a man his salary or whatever

[frail geode]

https://tenor.com/view/predator-arnold-schwarzenegger-hand-shake-arms-gif-3468629

[worldly vapor]

haha youre testing me right now

[spark quartz]

never ask nic what he thinks of a bird eater tarantula

[untold wraith]

Unless.. everyone gets paid the same

[gloomy crest]

Everybody who works for me knows my salary but I wouldn't tell some rando 🤷‍♂️

[small spoke]

I personally don't understand why people are so scared of telling their salaries unless they're like super rich and don't want people begging them for monry

Money

[worldly vapor]

y npt

[small spoke]

fuck you 😂 ✌️

[gloomy crest]

What if they extort me like the dirty pig I am

[flat widget]

What about a Tarantula Hawk?

[untold wraith]

How much u make

[spark quartz]

Its less about that and more about not your business

[small spoke]

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