general-catfish-🐱🐟

[undone stone]

I got 600Mb fiber tho

oh yeah

[lunar flax]

oh ok

[unique horizon]

I’m in the demo rn

[molten escarp]

nvm I'm sorry, it seems to have worked and applied the settings. I apologize for bothering. Thank you for all of your help, I'll let you know how it performs.

[royal salmon]

Plus damage models are much better

[lofty vector]

forest map next to cart

[unique horizon]

Should I 🏴‍☠️

[lofty vector]

who

[drifting valley]

guys do you think ill be able to run half sword

[lunar flax]

no, not a small indie game

[pure field]

why is brochaco filtered

[lime oasis]

see I have this silly thing called "morality" idk if you have heard of it we do it in Europe

[unique horizon]

Won’t do

[wind delta]

yh

[weak surge]

Of course!

[worthy valley]

with flying colours

[weak surge]

#modmail

[lunar flax]

just watcha lets play atp

[signal pivot]

name checks out

[royal salmon]

What’s your specs?

[unique horizon]

Guys dw I wouldn’t pirate this

[lofty vector]

no one talking about you broski

[lapis fog]

turn it to epic and youve got an ied

[solid root]

the grappling is fun for sure

[gusty badge]

https://tenor.com/view/ur-cooked-gif-12483592394063808554

[unique horizon]

Fuck is grappling

[restive trench]

what the peak OS

[unique horizon]

Bro the game looks so peak but im broke as fuck

[lofty vector]

grabbing

[wind delta]

the english isnt englishing

[unique horizon]

I’m not even joking

Applied for a job today to get this shit

[compact venture]

dont buy it for now

[unique horizon]

Pray for me

[signal pivot]

• lives in america
• has shit grammar

checks out

[gusty badge]

Like grabbing other people

[wind delta]

okay

[unique horizon]

Ahh alr

[worthy valley]

"but i have no money"

[undone stone]

Do you guys maybe encounter strangulation in this game, I think I strangled a dude when holding him with both hands on the throat

[primal roost]

tbh guys they should make like a suggestion channel

[lofty vector]

guys i think im sick

[compact venture]

wait until its fixed and then consider

[wind delta]

good

[unique horizon]

Exactly haha

[signal pivot]

i'm also european

[lofty vector]

aw man

[wind delta]

now i can steal your money to buy halfsword

[restive trench]

proud of you for applying for a job instead of begging in the server

[lime oasis]

says the guy from the country where random guys get shot by the new gestapo in the streets and by future gestapo members in the schools

[lofty vector]

who the fuck is you

[signal pivot]

"future gestapo" LOOLL

[lofty vector]

my bike got stolen, not fun

[weak surge]

Alright guys, see you later! Im gonna go and edit my first ever half sword vid!

[subtle turtle]

Anybody else getting the fatal error when trying to start progression mode?

[unique horizon]

Haha yea

[lapis fog]

smartest U.S citzen

[wind delta]

yh grammar is correct

[mystic locust]

does anyone else hire mercs and in the back of their mind hope theyy die and yo ucan have their weapon

[shadow crystal]

Guys whats Half Sword-supporter pack ?

[unique horizon]

Not me asking who’s feeling generous like 10 mins ago

[gusty badge]

If ts happened to me im refunding at light speed

[unique horizon]

I gotta lock in regardless

[shadow crystal]

Guys whats Half Sword-supporter pack ?

[compact venture]

ive already refunded

[lime oasis]

just half sword with soundtrack included

[worthy valley]

you get the sound track and bts footage

[unique horizon]

Bro so many ppl already stopped playing

[signal pivot]

-# (did you pirate it)

[gusty badge]

They tested this shit on like 6 5090’s

[lofty vector]

im vomited. : (

[compact venture]

no its not gonna be

[subtle turtle]

I was able to play it once. I got an hr long session in last night. But every other attempt at starting progression has ended in the crash

[unique horizon]

I got it in the demo

[shadow crystal]

If i buy it will i get the game ?

[unique horizon]

A lot

[glossy python]

because of time zones most likely. Its early morning / night in all of america

[unique horizon]

Ohhhh ok

[lapis fog]

no im laughing at how stupid you sound and continue to sound

[lime oasis]

I assume you got a brain injury and couldn't pay the bills? Happens to the best of you

[signal pivot]

??? yeah???

[gusty badge]

Why would I buy it again if the devs can’t even optimise on release

[compact venture]

as bad as this game runs i actually havent encountered any crashes

[unique horizon]

What’s even different about the demo and the full game

[shadow crystal]

it costs only 2.99

[unique horizon]

Other than the obvious shit

[subtle turtle]

No I did not pirate it. I actually got the supporter pack bc i believe in the devs. I already tried re-verifying the files on steam to no success

[unique horizon]

Is there like lore behind ts now

[signal pivot]

what does ?

[lofty vector]

im really sick ohh : (

[shadow crystal]

it costs 2,99euro

supportet pack

[primal roost]

Is there a suggestion channel 😭

[signal pivot]

okay, open your half sword files

[signal pivot]

oh, no, you have the buy the actual game to get the game

[lime oasis]

relaunch it a couple times

[subtle turtle]

🫡 on it

[lime oasis]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1465774955009540257

[unique horizon]

Bro in my fucking abyss run I got to man at arms rank and the game FUCKING crashed

[shadow crystal]

😭😭😭

[lofty vector]

ok

[royal salmon]

Full game has better physics, a proper progression system, weapon making, zombies in abyss, character customization, more game modes, more maps.

[signal pivot]

like, in steam, open the local files
then click on halfswordue5

[worthy valley]

but i have no money

[signal pivot]

then binaries

[lofty vector]

mods ban him

[gusty badge]

Yo, guess what….. hop off my cock!! 🤯 🤯 🤯 🤯 🤯

[lunar flax]

shame on you

[signal pivot]

then the halfswordue5 exe

[sick helm]

yeah they won't be fixing the game's problems until the 2 week refund window has passed lol

[open kayak]

lmao i love smashing the cauldron into people in the cellar map

[compact venture]

didnt they literally delay it and still released unoptimized shit. lol.

[lofty vector]

ew

[stone ginkgo]

Also runs at 4 FPS

[subtle turtle]

opening files. Do I click on the application to launch the game directly?

[worthy valley]

shame-maxxing

[signal pivot]

click on the halfswordue5 folder and open it

[warm shoal]

How do I make both willies not have armour

For split screen

[royal salmon]

It’s fine for me personally, just had to turn foliage down to lowest

[lofty vector]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1466917253143461968/togif-1.gif

[warm shoal]

Not that I'll use it yet though

[lunar flax]

use the patch

[subtle turtle]

Check. Thank you for the help so far!

[stone ginkgo]

I saw a dude on RTX 5090 fighting for his life to run half the gamemodes

[gusty badge]

People who dox are dorks anyways like they wouldn’t even come to my house anyways :p

[signal pivot]

Then open binaries, inside should be another EXE, open that one, worked for me

[lofty vector]

yup

[lunar flax]

check first pinned comment for the patch, dm me for help

[worn egret]

oh yay slow mode got turned off

[signal pivot]

@subtle turtle inside the win64 folder should be the exe* after you open binaries

[gusty badge]

Betttt 😛

[alpine wedge]

does this picture look familiar

[stone ginkgo]

Aight, how much of a difference does it make then, im on a RX 7700 XT

[lofty vector]

oh hell no im not sharing my steam account with you

[subtle turtle]

Gotcha! “Half sword win64shipping “ thank you!

Trying it. Kw

[royal salmon]

I got a 4060 so I don’t think it’s specs causing the problem, you have to get the settings right and maybe some more issues causing corrupted files?

[signal pivot]

worked for me but, idk if it'll work 4 u

[lapis fog]

for 10 bucks

[hybrid granite]

post this in photography omg

[lunar flax]

yeah with 100+ plus game in, including half sword, but u not getting in

[lofty vector]

still not doing that shit fuck you

[unique horizon]

Oh fuck nah

[lime oasis]

can you just stop begging

[alpine wedge]

sure

[unique horizon]

My interested graphics laptop running ts for sure then right

[stone ginkgo]

I see, well i might buy it to try it then, maybe itll work

[subtle turtle]

nah same crash alas. I appreciate your help though!

[unique horizon]

[signal pivot]

bummer

[lunar flax]

i also do

[lofty vector]

we do not care, we already have rdr

[subtle turtle]

"LowLevelFatalError [File:C:\Halfsword\Engine\Source\Runtime\RenderCore\Private\RenderingThread.cpp] [Line: 952]
Rendering thread exception:
LowLevelFatalError [File:C:\Halfsword\Engine\Source\Runtime\RenderCore\Private\RenderResource.cpp] [Line: 248]
A FRenderResource was deleted without being released first!

0x00007ff698a4071e HalfSwordUE5-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ff69786bae4 HalfSwordUE5-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ff697872912 HalfSwordUE5-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ff695cb4871 HalfSwordUE5-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ff697874895 HalfSwordUE5-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ff697874b17 HalfSwordUE5-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ff695e5ed77 HalfSwordUE5-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ff695e5ec99 HalfSwordUE5-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ffd82a6e8d7 KERNEL32.DLL!UnknownFunction []"

[royal salmon]

It’s not the specs causing issues it’s something else, I got a 4060 and I just needed turn foliage down

[gusty badge]

What they should’ve done from the start is maybe fucking optimise the game instead of announcing it 😭 😭 ??? Obviously at some point in development they would’ve tried the higher graphics settings and see that it’s laggy as shit but instead they went ahead with the release 💀 🙏

[patent jungle]

the zillies are so spooky, i love abyss

[lofty vector]

ban this guy

what?

[unique horizon]

Fuck I want that abyss

[sand knot]

zillies need to be nerfed

[lunar flax]

brawlallah is free lil bro

[warm shoal]

YO

[unique horizon]

Guys stop rubbing it in 😔

[gusty badge]

Bro the first time I saw them it deadass scared me

[warm shoal]

GUYS

[gusty badge]

I thought they would be normal npcs

[warm shoal]

You can use nothing

You can be a beggar

Basically

[royal salmon]

Same bro they scared me

[mellow pawn]

Defo is issues with this game… the slums… but honestly I run completely fine on every other map at like high graphics, and it looks fine I have a 3060

[lofty vector]

dont mean shit leave now

[warm shoal]

Wait nvm I forgot you can do that normally

[lunar flax]

in game purchases dont get shared

[unique horizon]

Hedge born!

[royal salmon]

Turn foliage to lowest fixed slums for me (4060)

[lapis fog]

nobody wants ur old / dogshit games we alr have them bc we arent broke

[gloomy crest]

[primal roost]

What the fuck 😭

[royal salmon]

Still laggier then other maps but bearable

[lofty vector]

did you just threaten to dox someone because they replied to you?

[stiff sky]

какого хуя у меня в игре 20 фпс

[lofty vector]

alan we are sooo fucked

[mellow pawn]

I tried that doesn’t work for me so I just either don’t pick slums or look away from the distance toward the wall

[unique horizon]

Yo what do the slums look like

[subtle turtle]

Yea bummer indeed. I am updating my graphics drivers hopefully that help

[unique horizon]

Can I see

[worthy valley]

are you running DX11?

[lunar flax]

english only pls

[lofty vector]

leave now

[lime oasis]

2/3 of these are free and generally people won't just add a random stranger to the steam family
Find a friend or two in real life [it may be hard for you in particualr though], make a steam family with them and just pool together enough money to buy one halfsword copy.

this is genuine advice

[stiff sky]

и дырки в карте с треугольниками вместо леса

[stiff sky]

ok

[royal salmon]

Damn, hoping they fix it soon

[lunar flax]

i actually dont give a fuck

[subtle turtle]

I’m not sure. Usually the games give you the option to choose before launching, I saw no such option on halfsword

[mellow pawn]

They should just make the slums mostly visual tricks. It doesn’t need to all be rendered

[lofty vector]

u r so corny broski

[gloomy urchin]

DAMN!

[lunar flax]

its in settings

[royal salmon]

You can change it in ingame settings

[worthy valley]

in your steam launch options for the game, try putting in -d3d11

[mystic marlin]

why are so many people begging to get the game for free in this server get a job

[worthy valley]

that should put it to dx11

[patent jungle]

holy shit

[gloomy crest]

bro how do i equip arm armour

[lunar flax]

damn\

[royal salmon]

Kids being desperate

[gusty badge]

They were NOT working on ts 😭 🙏 I got a 5090 and when I turned it up to cinematic my fps kept dropping to like 30-60 imagine turning on cinematic on any other gpu

[lime oasis]

this chat is full of ragamuffins....

[subtle turtle]

Thank you! I will try to change to DX11 !

[lunar flax]

chicken nugget

[gusty badge]

Really makes me wonder what pc they tested the game on

[worn egret]

hedgeborns even...

[gloomy crest]

guys how do i gain access to wearing arm armour

[lofty vector]

you are not meant to play on cinematic

[worthy valley]

let me know how that goes i have a few more things that might help

[compact obsidian]

wtf you can steal a chalice from the abyss and sell it to the merchant for 75

[mellow pawn]

This is funny

[lunar flax]

nooo, change to dx12, runs way better

[worn egret]

arming doublet and remove the jack chains at the armoursmith

[royal salmon]

Well why would you turn it on cinematic then… that’s for photo mode

[lofty vector]

genuinely leave

[mystic marlin]

get a job

[stiff sky]

why the fuck do l have 20 fps in my game? and holes in the map with triangles instead of a forest

[raw girder]

Add me

[worthy valley]

amd gpu?

[lofty vector]

do not do this

[lunar flax]

i already have terraria

[lofty vector]

corny ass mf

[subtle turtle]

Will do! I’m currently updating my graphics card too :3

[worn egret]

why are you playing on cinematic

[gusty badge]

It’s a graphics setting not a filter

On the last game cinematic ran fine for me

[lime oasis]

mods can you enact a 1984 style of censorship

[raw girder]

I meant on Discord

[worn egret]

heyyyyy

jkjk

[royal salmon]

I’m aware but it’s main use is for turning it on for photos

[gusty badge]

Really?

Damn

[royal salmon]

I mean this one is a lot bigger

[lofty vector]

do NOT do this

[gloomy crest]

Source: just trust me bro

[pseudo barn]

what does the coat over the armor do?

[mystic marlin]

just close the whole server bruh 💔

[worn egret]

gives you aura

[gusty badge]

I thought it was just the “ultra” setting for this game

[pseudo barn]

no extra protection?

[royal salmon]

Source? Cinematic modes in games are typically for photos/trailers

[worn egret]

epic pretty much looks the same visually with marginally better performance

[worn egret]

nah

[strange gull]

may I ask where that is? I get capped all maps to 90 frames and slums is the only one that goes to 30

[stiff sky]

что это

[pseudo barn]

o.

[gloomy crest]

Source: just trust me bro

[stiff sky]

What is this

[mystic marlin]

get a fucking hobby nobody cares about your discord beef

[royal salmon]

Display in settings

[worn egret]

i have the armour coat on anyway cuz its tuff

[stiff sky]

I don't know

[strange gull]

Thanks a ton!

[worn egret]

same with the armet plume; it does nothing but it looks cool

[gusty badge]

https://tenor.com/view/gg-gojo-usb-usb-gojo-rip-bozo-gif-5949329359688209853

[royal salmon]

It’s nearer the bottom

[stiff sky]

Everyone in the game reviews writes that they have 20 fps, just like me

[lime oasis]

> map called "slums"
> people unhappy it gives you the experience a poor slums resident could afford

[marble pivot]

E-beefin in a medieval game server is definitely a choice

[worthy valley]

is your GPU aamd?

[mystic marlin]

then log off

[potent spade]

how do i equip gloves?

[strange gull]

not a good one either

[mystic marlin]

because that’s what you’re doing

[stiff sky]

Don't know

[marble pivot]

Fr

[worn egret]

Guys. Why can my GTX 1080 not run slums on cinematic graphics??? This game... IS FUCKING UNPLAYABLE!!!

[gentle trout]

Why not use something

[lime oasis]

a type of meat

[marble pivot]

We do not speak ill of slums around here

[patent jungle]

hold the key ur grabbing them with if its e hold e if its q hold q

[grim fractal]

yo hate to break it to ya but

[lofty vector]

corny ass mf

[stiff sky]

wait

[mystic marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/godzilla-minilla-kaiju-universe-what-he-talkin-about-eyebrow-raise-gif-26346104

[manic seal]

sir this is a wendys

[lofty vector]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-spongebob-spongebob-meme-patrick-meme-dumb-patrick-gif-9974665538168463324

[lime oasis]

Europe hate in the big '26 is insane

[patent jungle]

why did he die like this 💔

[remote storm]

Is there multiplayer yet?

[lofty vector]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-spongebob-spongebob-meme-patrick-meme-dumb-patrick-gif-9974665538168463324

[thin prairie]

Local

[patent jungle]

local split screen

[lime oasis]

yea we are schizophrenic hallucinations sorry

[worn egret]

https://tenor.com/view/gg-gojo-usb-usb-gojo-rip-bozo-gif-5949329359688209853

[gusty badge]

@lost palm

[patent jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/robot-look-robot-stare

[lofty vector]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-spongebob-spongebob-meme-patrick-meme-dumb-patrick-gif-9974665538168463324

[worn egret]

I'm honoured

[lime oasis]

@lost palm

[manic seal]

finally got tired of realizing everyone hates you huh. Tough

[pseudo thicket]

Is there no other level higher then Men at arms ?

[worn egret]

there's knight and lord

[stiff sky]

no

[marble pivot]

Tell me about it my 2011 intel cpu gets 2 frames per sometimes on cinematic #CancelHalfSword

[mystic marlin]

i mean ngl my pc is pretty decent and struggles on slums on low 😭

[manic seal]

If it were up to me you’d be banned but sams a bit soft at his job so 🤷‍♂️

[pseudo thicket]

how tf do i get there ? i pretty much filled my progress bar but no tournament is coming

[gusty badge]

This is gore… this is gore of my comfort character..

[lime oasis]

yeah sure sure

[potent forge]

Is this slopfest of a game fixed yet

[worn egret]

truth be told my pc can handle epic on the demo but i think the 4k textures and such in the EA obliterate all that performance

[lime oasis]

has always been

[abstract socket]

how di i use the crossbow

[lime oasis]

we do not speak ill of the game

[gusty badge]

@lost palm

[worn egret]

wait for morning (or day i cant remember) and then do the tourney

[manic seal]

LOL yea this moron dmed me some dumb shit too

[potent forge]

I swear where are all the mfs here who actually see all the flaws in this game

[worn egret]

this is getting ridiculous

[pseudo thicket]

sure

[fervent sequoia]

will the full version of Half Sword run on a GTX 1650 at 60 fps?

[lime oasis]

typical discord underage user

[drifting valley]

okay so the slums patch kind of destroys the abyss

[manic seal]

I told Sam wat would happen 🤷‍♂️

[potent spade]

i just cut someone jaw opem

wow

[subtle turtle]

I’ve updated my graphics card, and I put in the line you suggested into launch options. No success with either or both <\3 alas

[gusty badge]

GUYS he dmed me too 😨 😱 😨 😨 😨

[worn egret]

yeah the game has flaws dude i see it i still like the game though

[alpine wedge]

its over

[patent jungle]

i didnt get that

[marble pivot]

Yes. Cinematic settings tend to run the best

[worn egret]

do they come for you all at once?

[gusty badge]

https://tenor.com/view/david-martinez-mag-dump-blick-david-blicktinez-cyberpunk-gif-15887120100692089819

[abstract socket]

how do i use the crossbow?

[drifting valley]

maybe i downloaded it incorrectly idk

[alpine wedge]

no but i only have a crossbow

[worn egret]

ah

good luck

[patent jungle]

i got 28 once lol, im fighting agaisnt 8 now

[fervent sequoia]

hahaha

[manic seal]

you’re obnoxious and annoying

[gusty badge]

@lost palm

[worn egret]

i counted and if i were to die right now i'd have to fight 40 souls

[lofty vector]

@winter mirage @mild sleet timmy tough knuckles and billy bad ass

[gusty badge]

This dude is so inspirational

[lofty vector]

ok its 12 in the morning im gonna sleep soon

[marble pivot]

Fr tho i’d run the absolute minimum settings and work your way up to a balance you like

[worn egret]

thx 🫶

[potent spade]

how does the souls mechanic work

[lime oasis]

Will Half Sword work on a GeForce 256?

[potent forge]

Melbourne also?

[worn egret]

all the people you've killed

[lofty vector]

sydney

[mystic locust]

Why am I so weak compared to every single enemy vro

[potent forge]

Nice

[marble pivot]

Ts better than my gpu

[gusty badge]

@lost palm

[worn egret]

like if you kill 5 people throughout your life you have to kill 5 ghouls in the abyss to revive

[potent spade]

i kill 10 people and only 2 souls after me

[lime oasis]

@lost palm

[patent jungle]

i love abyss so much now that there are zillies instead of normal willies ❤️

[lofty vector]

i was in the military, that doesnt make me a weirdo hurr durr

[gusty badge]

@lost palm

[alpine sedge]

You were built different

[vivid dawn]

@lost palm

[worn egret]

i don't think it counts if you move onto the next round before they actually expire

[lofty vector]

@lost palm

[gusty badge]

@lost palm

[vivid dawn]

im gay

[worn egret]

inspirational

[worn egret]

@lost palm

[lime oasis]

@lost palm

[lost palm]

<:error:1263721182146986004> Error

The message is empty

[lofty vector]

cool so am i

[alpine sedge]

@lost palm

[vivid dawn]

I WAS JOKING AYO

IM COOKED

[weary imp]

https://klipy.com/gifs/lore-game-meme

[worn egret]

@lost palm

[gusty badge]

Bro was actually in the military lofofooffogooamamamam im crine son 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

[weary imp]

how it feels to find out halfsword is out

[alpine wedge]

the abyss zombies are really fun to fight

[gusty badge]

@lost palm

[vivid dawn]

🥀

[weary imp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1466555189833105620/EuwOl8T.gif

[worn egret]

when they bite your hand its so over

[strange gull]

LMAOOO

[alpine wedge]

but its rlly easy with armor

[gusty badge]

@lost palm

[pine island]

yeah especially when they start to eat your face and you fucking die instantly lmao

[civic crown]

hello half-cord

[strange gull]

-1000 palantir credits

[lofty vector]

move to a military server or some shit and leave this

[vivid dawn]

@lost palm

[lost palm]

<:error:1263721182146986004> Error

The message is empty

[lofty vector]

@lost palm

[gusty badge]

@lost palm

[lime oasis]

bro this is half sword

[vivid dawn]

@lost palm

[patent jungle]

the server allows it with no spoiler, cuz its a part of the game

[worthy valley]

if you aren't already, try running the game in fullscreen, also try limiting the FPS in nvidia control panel or something

[gusty badge]

@lost palm

[lost palm]

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The message is empty

[vivid dawn]

MEEEEEEE

[marble pivot]

It took me until just now to realize that pfp is eminem

[pine island]

@lost palm

[patent jungle]

its not

[strange gull]

Gem

[subtle turtle]

I believe I’m already in full screen, but I will try both. Thank you for your time & care!

[lime oasis]

it is not

[strange gull]

she talking 6 7 I wanna 6 9

[worthy valley]

no worries mate

[gusty badge]

@lost palm

[vivid dawn]

Am I tuff?

[pine island]

@lost palm

[lunar flax]

can i play splitscreen in free mode? i wanna play with my dad who never played but i dont want to risk my character

[worthy breach]

@lost palm

[alpine sedge]

@lost palm

[scarlet vault]

is halfsword ea lagging: yes
is it shit: yes
will i play it anyway: yes

[pine island]

@lost palm

[vivid dawn]

LOL

[lunar flax]

can i play splitscreen in free mode? i wanna play with my dad who never played but i dont want to risk my character

[vivid dawn]

@lost palm

[lofty vector]

@lost palm

[worthy breach]

@lost palm

[potent spade]

THE MESSER IS WAY TO OP BRO

[worn egret]

I know it runs like shit. I LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!

[mystic locust]

why would they remove alt stabbing thats so fucking stupid

[gusty badge]

Walk in the back and I’m smelling like gas on some David goggins shit, yall ain’t like me 💪 👍 👨🏿‍❤️‍👨🏿 🤷‍♂️

[scarlet vault]

@lost palm

[patent jungle]

@lost palm

[lunar flax]

@true zealot

[lofty vector]

ayy bro doxx me next please

[vivid dawn]

If u make a quote on me ur gay

[gusty badge]

@lost palm

[cobalt shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/127hater-twt-gif-24974064

[lime oasis]

What?? They did??? How do pitchforks work then?

[alpine sedge]

@lost palm

[worn egret]

woah when did that get there

i have a 1080 why is it showing me this 😭

[lunar flax]

@lost palm

[scarlet vault]

i need to chat more i want photo perms

[alpine wedge]

yall if you try to do a pacifist run, you bassicly cannot lose your character yeah

[gusty badge]

Nvifdia

[worthy breach]

Nice VAC ban you cheating loser💀

[lofty vector]

@lost palm

[mystic locust]

hold it in front of you and hope i suppose

[patent jungle]

@lost palm

[worn egret]

guys is my character auralicious

[gloomy urchin]

hes crying i feel bad

[lunar flax]

ts is fire

[lime oasis]

ok actually this is great ragebait I changed my opinion hat off to you

[worn egret]

his name is GeWillieorg because i forgot to delete the Georg part

[worthy valley]

why is this server

[lofty vector]

@lost palm

[worthy valley]

i think i know why he's crying

[subtle turtle]

Seemingly switching to DX12 & Putting it in full screen worked! Of all the things 😭 thank you so much.

[worn egret]

that fucking eminem picture is killing me

[gusty badge]

This dude CANT be serious 😭

[worthy valley]

glad to have helped mate, enjoy the game 👍

[pine island]

@lost palm

[lofty vector]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1466917253143461968/togif-1.gif

[scarlet vault]

im gonna make a mod where every character in the game is a 6'4 jacked masculine tomboy

[lofty vector]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-spongebob-spongebob-meme-patrick-meme-dumb-patrick-gif-9974665538168463324

[pine island]

@lost palm

[gusty badge]

@lost palm

[lunar flax]

@lost palm

[potent spade]

L+Ratio

[lime oasis]

> HTS tag
> not Hayat Tahrir al-Sham affiliated

betrayal

[worthy breach]

I’m gonna make a mod that turns the enemy NPC models into furries and known vtubers

[gusty badge]

@lost palm

[lofty vector]

bye bye

[scarlet vault]

@lost palm

[lunar flax]

@lost palm

[lofty vector]

@lost palm

[polar plume]

Disable slums/forest map option when???

[lime oasis]

can we ban both of you

[lunar flax]

@lost palm

[halcyon rover]

@lost palm

[worn egret]

Yo I'm cooked.

[marble pivot]

This conversation is not hedgeborn of y’all. Do better

[worn egret]

FUUUUCK

[vivid dawn]

@lost palm

[lofty vector]

sure pally

[primal roost]

Cooked

[marble pivot]

GGs

[patent jungle]

guys is this a good peasant build

[scarlet vault]

im gonna make a mod where you can spawn everyone on the epstein list and also make a mod so u can be epstein

[worthy valley]

nooo don't give up, you have 15th century stuff to finish

[worthy breach]

Hedgeborn means of low status though

[vivid dawn]

maybe

[proven saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-3018175339177676319

[lofty vector]

@lost palm

[worthy breach]

This is very low status behavior

[lime oasis]

clinton subscribed

[mystic locust]

tournaments gotta be the most annoying way to progess, I'd rather fight the bosses again 💔

[halcyon rover]

@lost palm

[worthy valley]

the fuck is patrick even about bro

[proven saffron]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1233638887532920875/1297368325839654943/togif.gif

[lunar flax]

I agree

[marble pivot]

Low status is high status 😃

[halcyon rover]

@lost palm

[lofty vector]

@lost palm

[halcyon rover]

@lost palm

[lofty vector]

@lost palm

[marble pivot]

I see

[scarlet vault]

@guy who tells drake how to do something with blue clothes on and has dreads showing him a computer

[worthy valley]

yooooo

[vivid dawn]

@lost palm

[lime oasis]

@lost palm

[worn egret]

it's over...

[lofty vector]

@lost palm

[halcyon rover]

@lost palm

[worthy breach]

I might also make another mod that makes all the enemy models look like Benjamin Netanyahu

[potent spade]

bro the zombies are so easy to cut up like sushi 😭

[cunning wedge]

oh my fat bellay

[scarlet vault]

guy who tells drake how to do something with blue clothes on and has dreads showing him a computer: does it

[vivid dawn]

Lababu 🥺

[lofty vector]

@lost palm

[worn egret]

ITS NEVER OVER

[lunar flax]

his last ban was more than 10 years ago bro

[lofty vector]

@lost palm

[lofty vector]

@lost palm

[patent jungle]

damn the messer is a really good weapon for peasant rank

[lunar flax]

ig but still

[drifting valley]

@lost palm

[worthy breach]

Still a cheating piece of shit, they never change

[cunning wedge]

mods are gonna kill u all for this

[marble pivot]

Huh

[lime oasis]

As we say in lithuania, a spoon of tar ruins a barrel of mead

[alpine wedge]

DIY armor

[lofty vector]

@lost palm

[scarlet vault]

@lost palm

[lost palm]

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The message is empty

[orchid light]

how to get game cheap?

[patent jungle]

his pfp makes it so much funnier ❤️‍🩹

[cunning wedge]

watch me snitch

[worthy breach]

???

[marble pivot]

Idk

[lofty vector]

@lost palm

[vivid dawn]

J*b

[lunar flax]

this chat is too funny i swear

[orchid light]

too young btw

[marble pivot]

Indeed.com has what you’re looking for

[lofty vector]

@lost palm

[cunning wedge]

bros js a baybeh

[alpine wedge]

this is a beatdown 😭

[lunar flax]

then ur not supposed to play the game

[worn egret]

what kind of nasa pc do you have 🤣 i wish my game looked like this

[worthy valley]

i'm sure there's a temu factory near you

[marble pivot]

I see

[gusty badge]

[lime oasis]

part time jobs are legal in most countries for people who are also of legal age to use discord

[vivid dawn]

@lost palm

[gusty badge]

@lost palm

[scarlet vault]

my cat who is on the keyboard: i lowkey am gonna make a mod with 4k ass with jiggle physics

[alpine wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stupid-slobber-the-bluetooth-device-is-ready-to-pair-gif-17323072743601828847

[turbid beacon]

why is my weapon highligthed in red?

[lime oasis]

can both of you just shut up

[gusty badge]

[gusty badge]

@lost palm

[vivid dawn]

cuz it got aura

[kind tusk]

most downloaded mod on steam 2026

[turbid beacon]

tuff weapom

[marble pivot]

Cause it’s apart of the “ragamuffins for hire” DLC

[pine island]

@lost palm

[scarlet vault]

whos getting cracked

[worthy breach]

Don’t you have like 41 subscribers to appease or something? 💀

[turbid beacon]

😲

[gusty badge]

@lost palm

[drifting valley]

@lost palm

[lost palm]

[ <:e:1263720914583949393> Removed by @tuggetuggedubbelnugge ]

[turbid beacon]

I like the patrick cracked on

[lime oasis]

true

I do

[marble pivot]

Quote bot workin overtime

[turbid beacon]

@lost palm

[gusty badge]

@lost palm

[worn egret]

WHY DOES MY FOOT KEEP GETTING STUCK IN THE FLOOR IN ABYSS

ITS SO SCARY

[trail pawn]

ylu picked it up off the ground

[lunar flax]

@lost palm

[lime oasis]

the legstealing underground zombie

[worn egret]

i see a fully armoured ghoul approaching me and im just stood here trying to get my foot unstuck

https://tenor.com/bWZ82.gif

[scarlet vault]

i saw ur ghost ping

[lime oasis]

probably not, I am not a streamer

[vivid dawn]

Your bill is 150,000 I'm sorry your wife died.

[fleet imp]

Where there any new updates while I was gone

[lime oasis]

American issue

[vivid dawn]

@lost palm

[gusty badge]

Run. If you can’t run walk. If you can’t walk fly.

[marble pivot]

Self quoting in the spectacle year of MMXXVI

[worn egret]

thank god i killed a guy with a plancon in tier 4

[worthy valley]

if you can't fly, soar

[pastel glade]

Frames are still generally low (30-45 fps for me) but it seems to have reduced sudden freezing/stutters

[scarlet vault]

@timber gate can i also crack u

[lime oasis]

"KingIDF2007" 🥀

[lunar flax]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-m00-skill-issue-gif-13890940080337887031

[vivid dawn]

🗿 '

[lunar flax]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-m00-skill-issue-gif-13890940080337887031

[gusty badge]

If you can’t soar allign every atom in your foot with the floor to get unstuck

[worthy breach]

110 countries and counting brother

[foggy pollen]

Flails my beloved

[lunar flax]

steam app

[dusky trench]

are there mods for the game yet

[primal roost]

how can you crack him if hes KRACKED.

Genuine question

[gusty badge]

What?

[gusty badge]

@lost palm

[vivid dawn]

@lost palm

[marble pivot]

Get vac banned goober

[dusky trench]

huh

[lime oasis]

I don't see Praamžis or Perkūnas speaking hebrew very often

[marble pivot]

Krack the kracked, this is a bold strategy

[lunar flax]

@lost palm

[lime oasis]

sometimes

[worn egret]

FOOT STUCK

FOOT STUCK

[worthy breach]

Any other Goyim in chat?

[worn egret]

https://tenor.com/view/counterstrike-csgo-door-stuck-knife-lit-gif-13501025

[gusty badge]

@lost palm

[marble pivot]

Up late flailing my half until i sword

[worthy breach]

I have Hebrew fatigue

[lunar flax]

@lost palm

[worthy breach]

Get it right

[alpine wedge]

dudee

[gusty badge]

Gay fatigue

[scarlet vault]

if u have the patrons clothes and you go into a brawl ur naked remember this for later everyone

[drifting valley]

remember 2 days ago when the server was normal

[lunar flax]

@lost palm

[zinc dust]

is there any way to reverse grip or no

[vivid dawn]

why is ts lowky funny

[alpine wedge]

only witht he rondel dagger

[scarlet vault]

@severe leaf

[lunar flax]

where is it exactly?

[worn egret]

ughhh my fucking guy died

[vivid dawn]

[worn egret]

now i need to grind for that armour again

fml

[scarlet vault]

<t:1769866375:F>

[potent forge]

jesus christ what GPU do you have

[finite ridge]

no

[worn egret]

guys dont wear sabatons you'll get softlocked in abyss

[marble pivot]

Rip to him 💔 there’s plenty of fish in the sea bro 💔💔

[foggy pollen]

Why?

[potent forge]

thats just very high graphics for this game

[lime oasis]

guys go play Morrowind

[worthy breach]

RTX 6000 Blackwell

[alpine wedge]

in the celler map, there is a chance for it to spawn on a table. or you can just buy it

[lunar flax]

not made for gaming

[marble pivot]

Ryzen 4070

[grim fractal]

RX7700XT

[lunar flax]

on which table?

[grim fractal]

its struggling

[alpine wedge]

what is it

[primal roost]

rtx 5090 is better in terms of gaming performance btw.

[patent jungle]

am i cooked

[foggy pollen]

Holdup lemme get a pic of the box

[potent forge]

dude i was asking this one guy why is everyone responding

[finite ridge]

the performance glitch only happens to some people, you dont even need a really good pc to run at epic or high'

[lime oasis]

the only thing free is the cheese in the mousetrap

[lunar flax]

download steam from the play store

[scarlet vault]

guys can i pls have a rtx 5090 my 5060 cant run jiggle physics

[vivid dawn]

No just re connect em bruh its not that hard

[primal roost]

to some people he says.

[finite ridge]

yea like half the people

[potent forge]

yeah nah lad you do NOT have ts

[steep terrace]

they shouldnt be hiding the heal button on evening fights, its silly

[full night]

How do I move player 2 in splitscreen

[lunar flax]

yea its free

[primal roost]

half sword reference 🤑

[covert notch]

half? like half sword?

[potent spade]

i just got my head chopped off by an nopc

[alpine wedge]

il show pic 1 sec

[lime oasis]

early 2000s RPG by bethesda; the 3rd installment of Elder Scrolls, a.k.a. Skyrim -2

[finite ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-lobotomy-willie-half-sword-willie-lobotomy-gore-gif-11873384114413719086

yes

[worthy breach]

Doesn’t matter, that bad boy can run anything

[lunar flax]

k

[scarlet vault]

i want gif perms

[covert notch]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-psychicpebbles-pim-smiling-friends-pim-mr-boss-gif-1373626090718171797

[foggy pollen]

Here

[potent forge]

its 14 grand dude that shit is doing anything

[mellow pagoda]

im waiting for skyblivion instead

[mint gull]

Am i the only one who can't get the baron fight in progression?

[primal roost]

in terms of gaming performance the 5090 beats it btw

[halcyon rover]

yooooo

[primal roost]

its made for 3d software

[lime oasis]

make one [1] youtube video of half sword and apply for the creator role

[potent forge]

deadass?

[worn egret]

just robbed the hall champion blind

[lunar flax]

overclocked 5090 could beat it

[vivid dawn]

RICH MILLONAIRE BOMBOCLATTT

[compact obsidian]

you have been blessed

[solar berry]

anyone know how to get more arrows for free play?

[worn egret]

i have to steal your shit. that's the way it is

[lime oasis]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2623190/

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[kind tusk]

imagiine actually buying the card for gaming

[primal roost]

yea

[marble pivot]

Rtx 6000 blackwell i’m pretty sure is made for workstations

[primal roost]

like 20 fps difference

[worthy breach]

It is

[lunar flax]

yep

[potent forge]

oh wow

[worthy breach]

But it can run any game I have at max graphics at 4k with hardly any issues

Except half sword

It can’t run half sword

[potent forge]

anyway jesus christ youre rich

[worn egret]

im a little wealthy i think

[turbid beacon]

I just killed the baron

[hybrid granite]

they added choking people out this dude is almost fainting from me holding him

[worthy valley]

gonna be hell when you try the full sword

[turbid beacon]

And I got his chestplate

[foggy pollen]

Yoinkety sploinkety

[lunar flax]

nothing can run half sword

[turbid beacon]

I think I understand the system here

[vivid dawn]

Can u donate to the homless I have 12

[barren root]

Hows the EA? Haven't downloaded yet

[turbid beacon]

im still a lord tho

[solar berry]

can anyone tell me how to get more ammo for free play?

[primal roost]

ur character is built like a bodybuilder

[unreal stratus]

dude got gripped by the throat

[marble pivot]

He’s either fainting or folding, either way you’re on top

[scarlet vault]

listen up lil guy what you said was very disrespectful to the willies i better not catch u lacking again or i will turn you into mashed potatos son ur not tough for saying this now apoligize to all willies rn

[kind tusk]

mine runs fine on 2k full graphicwith af 5080

[potent forge]

wish someone would do this to me 😔

[lunar flax]

peak, just download the patch

[worthy valley]

@lost palm

[modern wren]

the get dragged to the floor and cant stand back up bug is annoying

[hybrid granite]

not even the buffest you can get, im still not maxed out

[turbid beacon]

fr

[scarlet vault]

@lost palm

[barren root]

Nice, I can't wait

[worn egret]

god the innkeeper is so fucking disgustingly ugly

[halcyon rover]

no

[turbid beacon]

first thing I said when I started the game

[worthy breach]

5080 and 5090 are still great cards, I just do a fuck ton of rendering and modeling shit

[primal roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1270086107987705901/1466884690844717116/togif.gif

[worthy breach]

So the Blackwell suits me more

[potent forge]

yeah another one of my complaints is this fuckass menu like dude it looks like some shit out of the IHNMAIMS game

[kind tusk]

your card is def worth it then ❤️

[primal roost]

So peak 🥹 ✌️

[vivid dawn]

Guys will temu 5090 work?

[hybrid granite]

im actually so happy they made it so that you can do more unarmed stuff, it seems grappling was improved from the videos i've seen and now you can choke people out by grabbing near their throat

[kind tusk]

im out here with a 9700k and a rtx 5080 and 32gb and all its running fine , should probably get a new cpu

[primal roost]

i remember doing the same 2 years ago before stopping

[primal roost]

where do u find the money for ts

dont tell me u have a job.

[hybrid granite]

JOB

[primal roost]

NO

[alpine wedge]

this table, next to the candle stick and again, its a chance not 100%

[kind tusk]

LOL A JOB ROFL , im set for life bro i mined btc in 2011

[scarlet vault]

32gb ram is insane

[worn egret]

guys should i use the pauldrons or the harness

[lunar flax]

hell nah, i anint sharing my 140+ games with u

[kind tusk]

ddr 4 bro

[lunar flax]

ok thank you so much

[worthy breach]

Hot tub and sauna repair and restoration brother 💪

It’s a dying trade

[primal roost]

https://tenor.com/view/city-city-boy-gravity-falls-scream-police-gif-14832981

[worthy breach]

And they keep getting fancier every year

[worthy valley]

why the fuck do you have my singing monsters on steam

[lunar flax]

already have all of these

[broken mirage]

Is the game optimized yet?

[kind tusk]

lol im joking

[alpine wedge]

also it only spawns in rounds where you can use your weapons so basically everything other than brawl it might spawn

[worthy breach]

Bro don’t shit on my singing monsters

[kind tusk]

but i do remember when i could mine 5k dogecoin a day on a shitty laptop

[lunar flax]

ty

[worthy breach]

I used to play the fuck out of that….

In middle school

[hybrid granite]

holy shit i actually choked him out

[vivid dawn]

@lost palm

[unreal stratus]

my slums isnt lagging out anymore

[covert notch]

life is roadblocks

[primal roost]

come on man i wanted some money!

[unreal stratus]

how buff do you have to b e bro wtf

[scarlet vault]

'

[kind tusk]

[scarlet vault]

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[worn egret]

yo stfu

[scarlet vault]

o

[worthy breach]

How are you guys caving in heads?

[vivid dawn]

stop spamming

[scarlet vault]

ne

fuck

[worthy breach]

I can only hit them

[scarlet vault]

i messed up

[kind tusk]

hitting the head bro

[potent forge]

yo where tf is the reverse grip dagger in cellar

[hybrid granite]

spend as much money on armor at the start of the game so you lose stamina quicker, stamina loss = muscle gain

[worn egret]

this is my second dripped out guy no tabard because it fucks up the swag

[covert notch]

good, becuase you will get punished if you keep doing it

[worthy valley]

bad words

[worthy breach]

Bro I hit them in the head like 20 times while they’re on the ground and it just turns bloody

[patent jungle]

WILLIE MY BELOVED

[vapid island]

Why cant I equip some things? There is like a thorn over it

[potent forge]

oh that was cold dude so tuff

[hybrid granite]

i miss willie now

[worn egret]

you lack the correct equipment

[vapid island]

Alright ty

[worn egret]

arming doublet and arming hosen solve that most of the time

[marble pivot]

U so tuff ur aura so tuff 💔

[alpine wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-smoke-catsmoke-business-cat-boss-gif-6365709994210762914

[vivid dawn]

🥺

[warm sky]

I miss willy

[worn egret]

and also take the chains off your doublet if you have them

[warm sky]

it is what it is

[worn egret]

you can still play the demo

[primal roost]

its still willy but hes coked out and has hair

[covert notch]

wdym

[unreal stratus]

holy haymaker

[warm sky]

My current go to PC is insomniac Severus Snape

[covert notch]

spamming is literally against the rules

[lilac remnant]

how to unlock the right side of the breastplate thing

[drowsy isle]

if u die do you lose your rank if u ranked up?

[alpine wedge]

his head is that tall!

[vapid island]

I had the most useless but useful merc of all time. He died after surviving 2 rounds, died in tournament and gave me the best weapon

[worthy valley]

demo maxxing

[zinc dust]

why cant i equip the spaulders?

[worn egret]

looted another armet

[lilac remnant]

same question

[primal roost]

guys

[worn egret]

get an arming doublet

[primal roost]

how many souls have you cleansed

[vivid dawn]

is there mods or naw?

[worn egret]

not yet

[unreal stratus]

aw hell naw

[lilac remnant]

500

[covert notch]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-big-forehed-funny-dog-meme-mistacroissant-gif-6782815275421389303

[vivid dawn]

elite ball knowladge

[vapid island]

Pray tell where would I check that kind sir?

[worthy breach]

I’m working on one that turns enemies into furries

[vivid dawn]

what the fuck

[worthy breach]

Slow start but progressing

[primal roost]

in the abyss, just open the menu and it will tell you the count

[vapid island]

Oki

[worn egret]

good to see that the lord's hall is in the spectral plane of existence

[vivid dawn]

what about female mod

[kind tusk]

i believe this game are gonna set new standards gor gore game

for*

[patent jungle]

GUYS SOMEONE KILLED THE BARREL

[worthy breach]

I think someone else is doing that

[primal roost]

when are we gonna get 3.0 gore 😭

[covert notch]

I turned on automatic tuning on nvidia and it has been scanning for like 10 minutes and its still on 0% pls help me

[kind tusk]

the barrel trolled me so hard the first time

[vivid dawn]

NOOOOO

[round herald]

Is there anything after Baron Rank?

[worn egret]

WHAT? NOOOO

[kind tusk]

just scan your game folder bro

[scarlet vault]

bro have a lot on my mind

[covert notch]

how

[kind tusk]

bro is out there thinking about it

[winter chasm]

"58 souls seek revenge" uh oh

[covert notch]

nvm its on 8%

[kind tusk]

how do i explain this guys

[lilac remnant]

how can i equip vambrace and spaulders

[worthy breach]

I flop between halfsword and gorebox

[scarlet vault]

yeah

[covert notch]

I dont need ít

[winter chasm]

need an arming doublet without chains attached

[kind tusk]

never heard of that one thanks

[alpine vine]

Is the game good?

[fierce loom]

guys i beat new baron

[alpine vine]

Will it be on console?

[vestal current]

I thought I left being angry at this game behind when I finally beat the gauntlet in the demo.

[alpine vine]

Cuz my pc is dogshit

[winter chasm]

doubtful

[vivid dawn]

yo guys if yall gon do mods add a female one like to create the mod yk

[covert notch]

how much does 32gb of ram cost today