#general-catfish-🐱🐟
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In a fight?
guys will it be free ?
are they buff
Is the early access going to be free?
i thought you wanted to escape from real life not relive it
HEDGE BORN!
yeah and steam is wiggin out as always, it says 6pm gmt, its 4:46pm
THIS TIME FOR REAL 14MINS
OFFICIAL NEWS: HALF SWORD HAS BEEN DELAYED TO 18. OCTOBER 2027
MY HALF SWORD IS BECOMING BIG
Youd be treeborn
eh im just not a fan unless its a game set in roughly the 1990's onwards. then again, i see your point
3 halfswordillion Jewish dollars
HOW MUCH HALF SWORD WILL BE COST?
IM GOING TO HALF MY SWORD
I hope it’s 100$ take all my money
да
NO YOU FOOL ITS THE ONLY THING HOLDING THE WORLD FROM COLLPASING
PAY VIA COMBAT
15 minutes?
its 5pm im pretty sure....
Or it’s you against 5 skinny chuds in fursuits
It was nice knowing yall cause i bet the channels are gonne grt locked
@lost palm
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тип который озвучивал похож на ориг, да и переведено с рифмой 
Ragamuffin!!
how much minutes to release?
F1ck u rockstar game f1ck your name f1ck your game
сиськи голые будут в игре?
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divorce by combat gamemode?
games cancelled
SLOW MODE WILL NOT SAVE THE MODS WE MUST FOCUS OUR EFFORTS!
13
Im sharpening the axe
halfsword in -10 minutes
antisemitism ? not cool mate
REPOST IF YOU'RE A TRUE HALFSWORDER
i think its at 12
12 Minutes
will the game be free on release
its 4:47pm gmt, the game is set to release at 6pm gmt-supposedly so i imagine its steam being steam
LET THE WORLD BURN!!!!!! THIS IS A JUSTIFIED CRASHING OF DC SERVERS
Let’s pump some Willie’s
Not even Vc in this server
no, learn to read
check #photography📷
She voarl my Willy till i half my sword
Bunch of newgens here, where is people who joined before 2025?
most certaintly absolutely most likely NO
meow n allat
12 minutes left?
NOOOOO-
13 minutes jeapnits will be jorbled
Fool you should be happy to give them all your money
so we get it later than everyone else or am i js dumb?
I wish willie didn't divorce me😭
RELEASE ME!!
в игру завезут плотские утехи? 
ВЫ ГОТОВЫ ДЕТИ ?
what if its 130gb
when are americans getting halfssord im confused
Hi (sorry for my bad english)
who's ready to give half sword games MONEY????
half your swords
why losen more
🤺
@lost palm
Will there be an exit discount
I'm gonna get h*gh beforet the game is out
Will the last stand mode be replaced by sex
Last minutes of devs being poor
i think most people are looking at the steam "less than an hour" release thing on the steam page, so it could be at 5pm gmt or its steam being weird, im just looking at their release announcement thingy
What
I got you pookie
best choice honeslty
holy shit person fencing
MAKE STEAM CRASH, LETS DO THISSS!!!!!!!!!!!
yes
Its actually every mode
i am sorry what? -joe biden
i watched it go from more than an hour to less than at the start of this hour, so pretty sure its 12 mins lol
they gotta add mma to the game
im down to get very high before ts comes out
12 mins?
HOW MUCH IT GONNA COST
wtf tts
Heated Rivalry
WHATS THE PRICE
you are my sunshine
under 30 usd
Fr XD
11mins

Will I be able to munt the dead NPCs yet?
YES
i heard a noise.....
I'm going to half my fucking SWORD
I am going to find and strangle the guy who is playing that fucking tts
I FUCKING LOVE HALF SWORD
pee pee poopy
@lost palm
TTS SHUT THE FUCK UP
half sword IN 10 MINUTES
why i get random tts lol, at complete random every couple minutes
holy slow mode
i am hearing voices
honestly best way to play it
A cheers to u good sir 🍻
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From hell?
cmon man HALFSWORD
MAKE STEAM CRASH, THAT IS THE MISSION~!
ГОООООООООООООООООООООООООООООООЛ !!
Ten minutes then our willies come out
who up halfing their sword rn
10 MINUTES BEFORE RELEASE CHAT
i hope its sooner rather than later but idk
fr?
im gonna kirkify willie
10
AAAAAAA
10 minutes
100%
/tts they didnt disable slash tts im guessing, see if this works
ah shame
The Gauntlet... whatever happened there.
My willie has hair now
netanyahu is the new baron boss right?
Hey guys! Hold your horses! No need to lose ya minds! Heh.
is there a un-sped up version of this
THE GAME

So, no munting in half sword yet chat?
fuck you
3 vs 2 I WILL MISS YOU
my halfsword is feeling pretty full sword
how long will it take to download
i dont get it
STFU
HALF MY FUCKING SWIRD
@lost palm
Y'know quasimido predicted all of this?
Perhaps it isn't obvious but, who's hyped for Half Sword??? 😄
10 mins?????
i have 27 bucks in my bank account im desperate here
HOW MUCH
You guys are about to be fucking rich
FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!
remove tts feature
I hope I get to chop off the heads of willies
We are close lads the day is here Willie combat mode activates soon
tts should BURN.
nah
Unsure, but it's a small film, don't know the name, but can probably find it on youtube!
10 minutes
/tts
@lost palm
TEN MINUTES
10 MINUTES 10 FUCKING MINUTESW

@plain scroll
10
10
Ban this guy
Sadly not
40 bucks?? nah bruh didnt the devs say less than 30 dollars?
OUR WILLIES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
10 MINUTES TILL WE PLAY WITH OUR WILLIES
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there's just the official dequitem video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_trsWg2xug
you can just watch the full thing here
@split iron this is the og in case you wanted to know
Will there be a Greenland map?🙏 💀
@lost palm
10 minutes
I know the film, its from dequitem. thanks anyway
the game
im sorry
Love Dequitem goated channel
IVE BEEN PLAYING WITH MY WILLIE
who's NOT hyped for half sword?
Based as hell GypsyCrusader pfp bro, mad respect
unservermute me im sowwy
arc raiders gonna ban me for advertising this game
Nein more minutes
Quote this
@lost palm
how much does it cost in pounds
give willie a willie
👎
9minutes
@lost palm
[ <:e:1263720914583949393> Removed by @thebaldo ]
is the weapon forge in the early access
Stop quoting people kid.
on the steam page under recent events and announcement the early access event is set at 6pm
She half on my willie till i sword
BUT SIRE YOUR LIFE SAVINGS
@craggy rose 9mins left
how many caps
wtf
- Nelson Mandela```
8 minutes this is scary
I hope it’s 80$ take my money
EIGHT
I Hope i could ez 1vs1 my friend
THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME YOU LOST THE GAME YOU LOST THE GAME
When my song ends, it will exactly be 19:00:00, aka release time.
- Carlos Ruiz Zafon```
- Brian Tracy```
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is the Dih visible when customizing wille ?
So much playing with willies the willy playing should wait for the release so don't play too much with willied
that is also a steam announcement that is unrelated to what the store page says so either they're about to push it back one hour or itll be releasing in 8 mins
why do you mute for speaking french, UNFAIR I AS A FRENCH PERSON feel offended
NOOOOOO
@lost palm
if this game releases i will skip work
- Tony Robbins```
@lost palm
imma play with my customized willy in 8 minutes
pick a card
i dont think i can get it cause im canadian and 30usd is 40 here
Let me touch Willie
It's 2 in kilos
i hate being an adult and having to wait until after work to play this 1 like and i quit to go play when it releases
guys when can i give my willie a corporate handshake
let me customize willies willie
how much time is left before it releases again?
any card
many mfs waiting for without any pc, just to watch others play it
i love willie(s)!!! 1!! 1!!1!!!
I'm leaving early for it lol
8 mins left
you just delayed the game another day
PICK A CARD, ANY CARD
7 grillion
Can I mod my main character to look like Nick Fuentes?
lets hope its sooner rather than later as funny as a delay would be
@lost palm
im so ready to touch some willies
will there be multiplayer guys? 
Stone?
i hope ur wifif goes down when it releases
gey
@snow violet ARE YOU READY
7 more williies to go
she willie on my sword til i half
my god YOUR RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!
I'm many mfs
Where is Russian chat
you're*
I’ll cop it rn for 100 cad
Willie will be mine to play with
im gonna take all the willies at once, gonna let them inside me
@lost palm
The message is empty
Mmmm big muscly willies
IF IM WILLIE AND YOURE WILLIE THEN WHO'S FLYING THE PLANE
We can already grab the bulge
cmon 8 minutes
7 min
HALFWORD IN 7 MINS
fired over half sword lmfao
SEVEN
broo can anyone get me earlyaccesssword
mods should open a voice chat maybe?
I will finaly make my mom in half sword
wtf
How much
@lost palm
THANKS
7 minutes Guys
im gonna make it look like dequitem and receive a 900x skill boost
mods execute this guy and sent him to the abyss
I ripped my willie clean off in preparation of this
@lost palm
RIP TO THE PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE 30$
did bro just ask for a discord like
@lost palm
RRRAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 7 MINNNNNNNNSSSS
i beat willies with swords
plot twist this guy secretly works for half sword’s studio and is in charge of releasing the game
WE'VE GOT BUT FIVE MINUTES
Lmao
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She Sword on my Willie til I Half
7 minutes
is this allowed😭
two-thirds sword
do you guys reckon the game will have like an early access release trailer or something
5 BILLION HALF SWORDS TO ISRAEL
she half on my willie until i sword
👍
Swo
6 minutes.
like 6-7 minutes
@lost palm
well i cant so stop flexing
its 16:54 its 1 hour....
can i chop willies willie off and stab it onto another willie to give willie's willie a willie?
Willie doesn't walk through life—he storms it with a kilt in one hand, a pitchfork in the other, leaving a trail of chaos, haggis-scented wisdom, and pure, unfiltered freedom. Damn Scots, they really do ruin everything
@lost palm

GAME IS OUT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
halfsword is coming...
Wer sonst freut sich auf Halb-Schwert?
@lost palm
6-7 MINUTES BEFORE HALF SWORD
5 more willies to go
ЕБАШИМ БРАТЬЯ
I might not make it to two minutes
mods please let me react to images and comments please
YOU LIED TO ME
splitscreen probably
Everything except you says otherwise
@lost palm
Failed to fetch the message
my willie
my willie is bleeding
if the game releases in 6 minutes or less than I will receive one billion dollars graciously from Israel
7:00PM CET i understood?
CALLING IT THE BARON WILL HAVE THE ORIGINAL WILLIE FACE
@plain scroll
@lost palm
I’m gonna play it on my smart fridge, will it’ll run it
Come make dada proud
5 MORE MINS
the game is free or need pay?
you're a loser
DANYA LOVE HALFSWORDERS, WAIT FOR HIM PLEASE!
😔
5 MINS RAHHHHHH
Can I impale Willie with my willie?
halve sword
LOCK INNNN
@lost palm
U HURTED ME
AM IN YOUR WALLS 🚟
when comin
6 7 minute xue
he be clarkin it
18:00
FIVE
5 minutes!!!
Will demo be removed?
@lost palm
sword in half
release the game
5
BAD TO THE BONE
5 GODDAM MINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
nobody else knows what gmt is
I CAN FEEL MY WILLIE GROWING STRONGER
HOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDD
no
No
NO
its coming...
Willie doesn't walk through life—he storms it with a kilt in one hand, a guitar (or pitchfork) in the other, leaving a trail of chaos, haggis-scented wisdom, and pure, unfiltered freedom. Damn Scots, they really do ruin everything
get it yourself
donde esta la biblioteca...
5 min
CRASH STEAM! BECOME THE NEXT SILKSONG!
what time does it come out
I NEED A WILLIE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are we ever gonna get multiplayer
half sword yesterday
3,000 TOMORROWS AGO HALFSWORD WAS PROMISED TO ME
@lost palm
Bugger off to your own hovel, we EARNT THIS OUTSELVES
IM GLORPING IT!!!!!!!!!
I'M CLARCKING IT!
5 mins
GIVE ME WILLIE OR GIVE ME DEATH
Get a job
IT IS ALMOST TIME
im actually gonna sword everywhere bro JUST FUCKING COME OUT ALLREADY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WILLLIIIEEEEE
bruh they just announced a week delay check the reddit
5 MINUTESSS SS GVSAYTIGSAVYUISGV
HALF LIFE 3 IN 5 MINUTES
UNSERVERMUTE MEEEE
@lost palm
El jueguito no sale :'c 
How many time left?
Release the Willie files.
When was the last time you really bled?
FOUR MORE WILLIES
hey guys
Will the game be more optimised than the current demo version?
Why do swords suddenly half?
This is gonna be record breaking numbers
Just roping everywhere with no regard for anything or anyone
-next silksong btw
4 MINUTESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
PLEASE OFF SLOW MODE
Four time
Fuark moi willies in 4 minutes
kirk kirk
DANYA "STILLKI" BYLYAEV WILL BE FIRST CYBERSPORT PLAYER!!! 😈 😈 😈
@lost palm
4 minsssssssssssss
@lost palm
if i cant buy it im leaving the server cant risk spoilers
4!!!!!
this is going to be a # FULL SWORD
halfsword when
Willy is a big meanie poophole
4MIN
devs typing in announcements
I can't believe halfsword got delayed
IM SHAKING MY WILLIES
finally...
I stole a ladys purse to buy halfsword
cannot wait to reverse grip my willie
bro sword aint even half no more
🥀
mods ban me for 2 min
Our Willies will be touched by thousands
blehhh 😛
@lost palm
je degrouille mon gros willie
Where is it
TOO*
is ur pfp the yeezus 2 skeleton bruh if it is that so tuff
half sword should get WOTY (Willie of The Year)
5 mins left
whens it coming out
GIVE ME A WILLIE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOCK IN
How does make it a quote always choose the perfect picture
what the shell
we are getting edged
I’m so ready
SKILL ISSUE
4 MINUTES !!
how many people at it fr bc of this, lets be real
PICK THE CROPS WILLIE!!
HALF SWORD IN 3 MINTUES
LET'S GOOOOOO
real
RAH MY WILLIES ARE GOING TO GET BEATEN RED
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does willie have 2 little willies under his willie or is his willie not a willie?
If i can't buy for my own, i'd feel better dead...
Penis
@lost palm
There better be a rock for my balls
fr
lets rip off our willies in preparation
18:00 CET
23 hours btw
THE STEAM PAGE SAYS 1 PM EST BRO I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF
HI SCHIZ!!!
tranquilo hyperbanana...
Do same reaction
@lost palm pick a card
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LET ME PLAY WITH MY WILLIE ALREADY DONT TEASE ME LIKE THIS
hey halfsword can you give me access to the game before it launches
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yes very niche ik - i have it on CD
I hate you specifically, you're evil ❤️
BEAT YOUR WILLY UNTIL YOU GET A HALFSWORD
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THE 3 RETURNS
sell stuff
100 dollars
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SAY ON KIRK ITS GONNA BE KIRKIFIED VRO
my half when sword
2$
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가자!!!! 출시!
3 MINS
were all gonna have a heart attack in 3 mins
im gonna shove my willie in willie
Ураааа
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HWAT
I’M SHAKING. MY WILLIE IS OUT AND IM SHAKING
WILL THE GAME BE OPTIMISED
3 MINUTESSS
HELLO SOV
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3 minutes
3 minutes
Hi
they didnt ban me for 2 minutes joke didnt work
3 mins
4 minutes
finally the game will come out
COME AND MAKE YOUR DADA PROUD
soon
3 mins lfg
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The only one getting money from me is israel
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DANYA WANT PLAY WITH ADMINS BALLS TO BE FIRST PLAYER!!!!💏
SHOW ME YOUR WILLIES
@lost palm
ITS OUT
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IT'S OUT
/§
Damn snows still covering my car
/Weather germany
2 NUBYTES
soon.
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COMING IN HOT!!!!
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2 MINUTES!!!
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please ..... please.. ...
NAH LET'S GOOOOOOOO PREPARE FOR REAL BLOODY FIGHT!
how much half sword is being cost?
billie on my willie
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HALF SWROD 2 MINTUES!!!!!!!!!
WILLIE IS THE INFINITE EMBODIMENT OF DEATH, WE WILL ALL FOLLOW HIS PATH INTO DEATH
400 dollars
will it cost me my salary?
2 MINUTES AND 30 SECONDS
2 minutessssssss
GLAD TO SEE A FAMILIAR FACE AMONG ALL THE NEW FOLKS
willie found dead in the bronx
the steam servers are gonna be so broke 😭
The game comes out in 2 minutes, longer than i can last
who comfirmed three minutes?
im so ready to play with my Willie
Anyone got the forecast for Venus
half sword in 2 minutes
show me all ur willies
im gonna play with my willie
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WHERE IS IT!? 
ehh...hope not to get unreal shit errors
what time is release
Not out! One minute left!
It was promised to him 3000 years ago
TWOOOOOOOOOO
take my money
imagine they delay the game by like an hour
Willies for the golden throne
IM GOING TO WILLIE IT
the days.
when release
IM GONNA NUT IN MY WILLIE
the yellow nickname
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/weather Austria
release Willie
IT WAS LOEVELY TO MEET YALL THANKS FOR EVERYTHINGGGGGGGGGGG
bruh im poor, so sad
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IMWILLYINGIT
IT'S COMING!
@lost palm
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Cant wait tio beat my willie violently!
gng how much will half sword cost💔💔💔
HALF SWORD IN 2 FUCKING MINUTES!!!!!!!!
COME ON I NMEEEEED ITTTT
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cant wait!
ARE YOU READY TO PLAY WITH YOUR WILLIES
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It's coming!!!
IT'S TIME TO UNLEASH MY WILLIE
2 MORE MINUTES RAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
HOLY SHIT 1 MINUTE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM GONNA SWORD EVERYWHEREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
uhhhhh thaT guy
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가자!!!!
IM HALFING IT
The sword halves
SIXTY SECONDS TO HALF SWORD
😏
1 min
1 MINUTE
1 minute
why am i quoted delete this now
Can someone send the link?
2 minutes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i want to be the first one to pay the game !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 MINUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@lost palm
what did i walk into
1 minute
its out, 40 bucks
white stuff came out of my willie
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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ITS HAPPENINT
what if its 500 gb's
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AAAAAA
ITS TIME LADS
1
LEST GO
@lost palm
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1 minute and im gona touch my dih
1 MINUTE
almo st ..
ITS COMINGGHBGSD
2 MINS LEFT
AHHHHHHHHH
--- .... -- -.-- --. --- -.. .. - ... .- .-.. -- --- ... - .... . .-. . .. .... .- ...- . -. .----. - . ...- . -. --. --- - - . -. .... .. --. .... -.-- . - --..-- .-- .... .- - -.-. .- -. .. -.. --- - --- ... .- ...- . -- -.-- ... . .-.. ..-. ..--.. ..--.. ..--.. ..--.. -.-.--```
LET'S GET AMONGST IT!!!!!!!
HERE IT COMES!!!!!!!!!
Im poor :(
will it be playable with controller
im halfing my sword so roughly rn
COMEE ONNN
@lost palm
60 SECONDS MICKAEL IF YOU'RE READING THIS FUH YOU
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YEAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! LET'S GOO
ПОГНАЛИ
IM GONNA NUT

100 percent humidity bro
👀
CA MON LAD
It is near.
how much will it be#
ima half on these willies swords bro
who else is coming for the rise of the willies
I WONDER HOW MANY PEOPLE DIED BEFORE IT WAA RELEASED. MAYBE THERE IS HALFSWORD IN HELL
Everyone get ready to let your Willies out until you get a Half Sword
one minute...#
LESS THAN 30 SECONDS
PLEASE I WANT UR WILLIE
lets gooooooooooon
Temperature: 860°F (460°C)
Sky Conditions: Thick sulfuric-acid cloud cover.
Winds: 200+
lester: 20 seconds
its live boys
ayo delay it a few im making toast
ГООООООООООООООУ СЛОНЫ ТУТ
WE CAN DO IT

IT SAYS 6PM!!!! ITS 5PM IN GMT RN!!!
zdtghjdfzghtdzghjfg
lets go
I CAME
guys release is in an hour
ITS HERE
10
ITS OUT GO BUY IT ITS OUT GO BUY IT ITS OUT GO BUY IT ITS OUT GO BUY IT ITS OUT GO BUY IT ITS OUT GO BUY IT ITS OUT GO BUY IT ITS OUT GO BUY IT ITS OUT GO BUY IT ITS OUT GO BUY IT ITS OUT GO BUY IT ITS OUT GO BUY IT ITS OUT GO BUY IT ITS OUT GO BUY IT ITS OUT GO BUY IT ITS OUT GO BUY IT ITS OUT GO BUY IT
yeeeees
19$
YUES
ITS HEERE
10 dollars so cheap wow
20 bucks
LETS GOOO
ITS OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT GO BUY
10 BUCKS ONLY TAKE MY MONEY
ANNOUNCMENT
omgggg
LES GOOOOOO
IM PROUD OF YOU ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE
CELEBRATION
half sword now
OH MY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
W
BOUGHT LETS GO
MAY BALLS NOT BE CRUSHED NO MORE
sword sword
I GOT IT
I'M BOUTTA CUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
ITS OUT
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YESSS
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ITS HERE
finally but i cant even buy it yet
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
yay
BUY IT
only 20 euros?
LEST GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ITS OUT
LETS GO
is it out
IMHALFSWORDINGITIMBOUTTABUST
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY WILLIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I GOT ITTTTTTT
10 USD
PURCHASED
PLUNGE YOUR BLADES!
ITS HERE THE HALFSWORD GODS HAVE BLESSED OUR LIVES
WHERE GAME
JUST GOT IT
AAAAAAAAAAA
WE FUCKIN MADE IT LADS@
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ITS OUT HAVE FUN
wow bargan
ITS OUUUUUUUT
LET'S GOOO
oh nyoooo
ITSOUT
Yo what is coming out, it is so loud here
20 euros not that bad
20 bucks?????????
afsfsad
BUY BUY BUY BUY
got it
드디어가자자자자자!!!!가자!!!!!!!!!,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ITS OUTITS OUTITS OUTITS OUTITS OUTITS OUTITS OUTITS OUTITS OUTITS OUTITS OUTITS OUTITS OUTITS OUTITS OUTITS OUTITS OUTITS OUTITS OUTITS OUTITS OUTITS OUTITS OUTITS OUTITS OUTITS OUT
LETS GO
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
ITS MINE
installing already
THIS IS BETTER THAN LOSING VIRGINITNY ITS FUCKING HALF SWORD RELEAASWEEITS FUCKING OUT
ONLY 10GBBB
could anybody gift me a copy? I'm poor :)))
i was here !
yo0000000000000000
FINALLY
HALF SWORD TIME LADIES AND GENTLEMAN
ITS OUT, TIME TO HALF OUR SWORDS GENTS
INSTALLING
guys
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
🥹
Whats the USD price like
ITS OUT
REAL REAL RELA RELA
HALFSWORD NOW MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!
It's out
I don't see the supporter pack on steam
guys its 10 bucks for me why yall saying 20
yo wtf proper pricing lets go
LETS GOOOOOOOOO
can we play demo after full release
I GOT IT
Is it paid
IT'S HERE
Just bought it
finally
I have a massive erection xD anyone wanna see?
I OWN HALF SWORD LETS GO LADS
I HAVE ITTTTTT
haha i was first
PEAK
WWW
ITS HERE
BATTLESTATIONS BATTLESTATIONS THIS IS NOT A DRILL
IM HALF SWORDING SO HARD
NOO ITS PAID
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
It’s time
i dont have this type of money dawg 🙏
I got no money 😭
hafl sword :D
no shit sherlock
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Aaaaaaa
WWWWWWW
IM DOWNLOADING ITTT
I GOT IT!!!!
YEAHHHHHHHHHH TAKE MY CARD MONEY EVERYTHING! YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LET'S GOOOOOOO
ITS TIIIMEEEEEEEEEEEE
HALF SWORD RIGHT NOW BALL MEET ROCK
we won
0 minutes.
RAAHHHH
FINALLY
BOUGHT
bought
LMAO YOU BROKE ASSES
OMGMGMGMFHAHAHAHA
bruuuh brum 53 brasilian moneeeyyyy
ITS 10$ IN INDIA YOIIIIIIIIIIIIII 
ГООООООООООООЛ
FINALLYYYY
The clock strikes 12. Something finally happened
LETS FUCKIN GO
ITS OUT
i bought the game faster then the speed of when my dad left me
FUCK YEAH
19 BUCK
HELL YEAH I GOT IT
OH MY GOD ITS NOT MY WHOLE SALARY!!!
BOUGHT IT
I'ma be in first
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ITS OUT
great time to be broke
i dont even have the money for this yet ima buy it in a day or smth
Go! Go! Go !!!!
proud of you fellas
ahhhhhhh
allready bought downloading right now
im broke 😭😭
MUHAHAHAHA
ITS OUT? IM BUYING IT
ez
yippie
Ket's gooooo
God fucking damnit my vacation plans are ruined
ITD HERE
FULL SWORD
How much is it in USD
already bought it
WOOOOOOOOOO
BOUGHT ITT YEAH YEAH WILLIE TIME
ok i was wrong my fault
ITS OUTTTTTTT
WE GOT IT
RAHHHH DOWNLOAD ALREADY
JUST COPPED IT
shut up and take my money
Yeah I'm curious cuz it's only 41.19 SR here. That's 11 dollars
OHHH MY GOOOD

NOOOO IM AT SCHOOOLLLL
ITS OUT
Insta bought
When does halfsword release
I NOW HAVE 3 VERSIONS OF HALFSWORD INSTALLED
18 pounds
I GOT IT
WHY THE FUCK CAN I NOT INSTALL IT
YES, 9.99 dolars here in argentina
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mines already downloaded
45%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HALF SWORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ITS DOWNLOADING IT 9,6 GB
I PAID IT
hurrah
BOOOOOM PURCHASEDDD
19 DOLLARS 🗣️
halfsword...TODAY!!!!
Literally 1 buck more than i can afford fml
14EUROOOOOOOO I GOT IT GUYS
never spent money so fucking fast in my life
18 bomba clat quit
LETS GFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
🤺
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HAVE FUN EVERYONE HAPPY SLAYING HAVE FUN EVERYONE HAPPY SLAYING HAVE FUN EVERYONE HAPPY SLAYING HAVE FUN EVERYONE HAPPY SLAYING
fuck im broke :(
wtf 😭
GUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH YES WHAT A DAY TO BE UNEMPLOYED!
Good luck and have fun boyos 🙂
NOW ‼️
IM GONNA NUT TUYS AHHH
mmmyeesss
IT IS DOWNLOADINGGGGGGGGGGGG
i cant buy it
