That explains alot lol
#general-catfish-🐱🐟
tall yew
mystic marlin
spark quartz
Wonder what that was
honest hedge
I think everyone had GIF perms back in 2023.
flat widget
SALT??
echo lagoon
8 HOURS
tidal pulsar
I want parkour
spark quartz
I want parkour
Play DYING LIGHT you FRICK
royal umbra
how much will the game be
tidal pulsar
I want food
Hardcore food
spark quartz
how much will the game be
47.12
flat widget
flat widget
watch my vid till the end for a surprise
spark quartz
Auto MODDED
Check #🧠rot
tidal pulsar
Auto MODDED
What kind of pasta did you send buddy
vivid hill
how much will the game be
clear heath
Auto MODDED
for what
tidal pulsar
I didn't expected HS before GTA 6 tbh
worthy schooner
It’s on auto mod
flat widget
spark quartz
Yummers
clear heath
brainrot filter LMAO i did not know that was a genuine thing
spark quartz
FUCK YOU BANANA MAN
flat widget
FUCK YOU BANANA MAN
HEHEHEHEHE
royal umbra
I didn't expected HS before GTA 6 tbh
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fallen delta
FUCK YOU BANANA MAN
what did i do
nocturne ridge
im so excited
worthy schooner
What kind of pasta did you send buddy
Was too yummy, overwhelmed the auto mod
clear heath
john pork is the new brainrot meta
trail cipher
just woke up is it released?
clear heath
i almost misspelled pork and was gonna go to disneyland
flat widget
Silly naughty naughty
scarlet cradle
just woke up is it released?
no
candid yew
just woke up is it released?
You got 8 more hours pal
clear heath
NOOO I GOT HIT WITH IT
trail cipher
You got 8 more hours pal
Appreciate it brother
flat widget
dw @spark quartz soon you'll get a turn to catch me slippin back
but for now you're cooked gang
worthy schooner
Tralalero tralala
fallen delta
orkalero orkala
honest hedge
fallen delta
MI BOMBOO
tidal pulsar
Damn 8 hours till they drop the game... I guess I have to touch grass...
or snow
latent island
its not yet out?
fallen delta
touch atoms
latent island
thought it would be today
honest hedge
thought it would be today
It will release today.
tall yew
thought it would be today
8 hours is today 
tidal pulsar
Planned release date: January 30, 2026
This game plans to unlock in approximately 8 hours
Artist ~ Steam
clear heath
ohio
fallen delta
only in ohio to get this brain
tall agate
english or spanish?
No.
worthy schooner
8 hours is today <a:3d_thinking:1311530963930583110>
Timezones
flat widget
only in ohio to get this brain
ayo?
fallen delta
yoa?
tidal pulsar
hio?
clear heath
guys im sorry i might be triggering some of yall with br*inrot 😭
fallen delta
what if i live on haiti?
craggy rose
Yeah, i know but for most timezones that still is Today. <:thumbsup:113887821579...
Today is relative
fallen delta
today the sun will probably =rise
craggy rose
Earth is flat
tall yew
Today is relative
tidal pulsar
guys im sorry i might be triggering some of yall with br*inrot 😭
Hey hey its okay, we are here with you ❤️
fallen delta
what is this green hamster talking about
lost bluff
9 hours and some change boys I'm gonna make an egg sandwich and go to bed
tall yew
Your right my bad gang
clear heath
nobody should ever have to endure a j*b
craggy rose
The only round object is willies head
fallen delta
why people put * in the middle of job?
clear heath
The only round object is willies head
worthy schooner
Yeah, i know but for most timezones that still is Today. <:thumbsup:113887821579...
For most timezones dogs are pink
honest hedge
why people put * in the middle of job?
Stupid meme.
craggy rose
You'll notice that even the maces in halfsword aren't completely round
clear heath
why people put * in the middle of job?
NOOOO DONT SAY THAT
fallen delta
The only round object is willies head
no is not the only thing
clear heath
Stupid meme.
yeah lmao
tidal pulsar
<a:Lemmethink:1311530934515798108>
In space the time travel faster, depending on how fast you move.
worthy schooner
Stupid meme.
It’s funny
fallen delta
funi
worthy schooner
Allow people to experience joy and whimsy
honest hedge
It’s funny
It can be both.
tidal pulsar
If you teleport to the sun you can see some 1500 year after looking at earth
unreal bay
I hae n ida, wy
stuck ibex
When will the game be released?
craggy rose
no is not the only thing
YES I SAY SO
fallen delta
https://tenor.com/view/update-is-cancelled-gif-9661562198263154049
nuh uh
stuck ibex
Which hour?
clear heath
I ha*e n* id*a, w*y
woah
fallen delta
YES I SAY SO
nope
worthy schooner
It can be both.
Your punctuation intimidates me
flat widget
I ha*e n* id*a, w*y
I had no idea why?
fallen delta
what is whimsy
flat widget
That's what that looks like to me lmao
cosmic stone
is the game out yet or am i gay
unreal bay
I had no idea why?
Have /had???
unreal bay
is the game out yet or am i gay
Ur gey then
honest hedge
worthy schooner
I am just majorly autistic.
It’s okay I just get flashbacks to work emails
clear heath
I am just majorly autistic.
tall yew
is the game out yet or am i gay
I have some good news for you... You's Gay 
cosmic stone
I have some good news for you... You's Gay <:thumbsup:1138878215797100555>
welp
tall yew
This is how life feels atm 
fallen delta
this is not gay this is leg cramp
tidal pulsar
Aight its time to go to work!
As my Red Dead RP character.
I love to be productive and usefull.
fallen delta
i have seen some crazy dude talking about plans btw
flat widget
fallen delta
little sheon
raven ore
there is a kid in the toilet
vivid hill
"To pee, or not to pee? That is the question"
||Eh I'll just go in my pants, I'm doing laundry next week anyways||
tall yew
Who tryna steam share me,
fallen delta
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1122494107038797868/1270842841534304396/a...
i tried to say skibi**
tidal pulsar
there is a kid in the toilet
Age is just a number they say in jails.
obsidian dock
<:NO:1290200271275950152>
Come on boss money a lil tight right now
honest hedge
fallen delta
who tryna gift me elden ring randomly?
obsidian dock
I’m good for it
vivid hill
Age is just a number they say in jails.
age is just a duration of a life sentence
tall yew
Who tryna give me a million dollars ?! 
fallen delta
no
craggy rose
what is whimsy
Whimsy is that thing you feel when you drink some alcohol
vivid hill
Who tryna give me a million dollars ?! <:esmile:1276793004715282472>
God bro
Someone needs to put me in charge of stickers around here
fallen delta
uuh guys
native sierra
ball crushing session at 8 am pst
neon dome
Who tryna give me a million dollars ?! <:esmile:1276793004715282472>
who tryna buy me the game 😭✌️
tall yew
Reasonable reaction
fallen delta
my discord is bigger
tall yew
bigger how?
fallen delta
just got bigger
vivid hill
bigger how?
gurth
native sierra
bro jus pay them they deserve it
fallen delta
all the things
tidal pulsar
You know there is a chance to get few milions out of nowhere cos some super rich guy say ,,Aaaa why not"
fallen delta
look like a blind man mode
fallen delta
no only my discord
fallen delta
oh yea
tall yew
Ctrl + 0 apparently
tall yew
I got you 
sacred briar
Can't wait to use a rock as a cheese grater
fallen delta
can't wait to grab a rock and smash willie head
soft panther
Hallo
fallen delta
multiplayer will be so cool
tall yew
Cant wait to use the spikey log to massage my back 
tall yew
You right
fallen delta
i did that one day and bleed to death
limber pivot
its released right the game
fallen delta
what
tall yew
<- i heard this thing is great to scratch my back... can someone confirm for me please?
spring estuary
9 hours and 5 minutes
fallen delta
i gotta sleep rn
tall yew
i did that one day and bleed to death
🫡
fallen delta
good morning to yall
tall yew
Good night to you
limber pivot
9 hours and 5 minutes
untill?
fallen delta
good half willie
finite ridge
good morning to yall
did you see the new price for EA?
still oriole
Hi fellas :3
steady smelt
did you see the new price for EA?
How much?
finite ridge
finite ridge
new price
scarlet cradle
Hi fellas :3
nuh uh
steady smelt
Imma take it
finite ridge
Imma take it
same
limber pivot
oh my
swift moss
HALF SWORD
tall yew
Still Worth it
finite ridge
real btw
finite ridge
exactly
tall yew
For generations of fun fr
We dont need food if we can play Half Sword
scarlet cradle
Is the game still not out yet
still over 1/4 of a day
wispy moon
Is the game still not out yet
time zones
steady smelt
Is the game still not out yet
Nope, and i just realized that today i didn't have work and i went anyways FML man
still oriole
Nope, and i just realized that today i didn't have work and i went anyways FML m...
Rip
grim arrow
how many hours left?
onyx mica
Is it bad I’m awake at almost 4am and have a math exam today
finite ridge
how many hours left?
8
grim arrow
thanks
steady smelt
We dont need food if we can play Half Sword <:thumbsup:1138878215797100555>
"Let the corpses be your crop"
tall yew
Bruh do people not have steam to look if the game is released// How many hours
sacred briar
sacred briar
"Let the corpses be your crop"
Make them beg, make them bleed, i shall give you what you need
tall yew
"Let the corpses be your crop"
still oriole
8 hours, I think mine is a bit closer since I'm eastern european
steady smelt
Idk who the VA was for that but that's the insanity that i dig
vivid hill
sacred briar
Its 7 hours now
vivid hill
half sword confirmed a dating sim
still oriole
Half sword being a dating sim is crazy
tall yew
Its 7 hours now
7 hours an 59 minutes probably
steady smelt
half sword confirmed a dating sim
"O no step willy, my tendons are broken and i can't go up wink wink"
vivid hill
broken geode
Chop chop
oak harness
i just hope that they add a "willie only" mode. im going to miss beating six clones of him with a wooden shovel
sacred briar
Im coding half sword 2 (totally not tetris from a YouTube tutorial trust me)
ripe flare
so when EA comes out is it gonna have more stuff than the demo or is that later
vivid hill
so when EA comes out is it gonna have more stuff than the demo or is that later
its gonna have less stuff
only option will be to slam ur head into the fence
ripe flare
🫡
hazy osprey
7 hours
steady smelt
only option will be to slam ur head into the fence
Strangely enough it would be better than other stuff on steam
livid charm
Anyone know what time itll be releasing???
tall yew
Anyone know what time itll be releasing???
That depends on timezone
livid charm
ye, what time
tall yew
but probably 7 hours and 50 minutes
livid charm
ohh, wait, 7h is 7h
tall yew
Under 30$ apparently
sacred briar
For me it releases either 17:00 or 18:00
hazy osprey
Under 30$ apparently
💀
tall yew
with a discount for the first 2 weeks
rotund egret
Under 30$ apparently
wait and see
digital hound
what time will the game release?
tall yew
wait and see
I mean the devs mentioned it somewhere iirc so i trust them that'll be under 30$
tall yew
what time will the game release?
7-8 hours from now
dusty musk
halfsword today
tall yew
Any plans to make HS moddable?
i mean there were already mods for the demo so i guess
gloomy urchin
there isnt a modding api
dusty musk
there isnt a modding api
they prob
tall yew
oh they meant like that 
that makes sense
gloomy urchin
we'll prolly have same mods as now
dusty musk
gonaa make sandbox
wind crag
I’m so excited
tall yew
How hyped are we for Halfsword?
sacred briar
Can you believe it guys HALF SWORD just 7 hours away. Oh wow im so happy about this information
tall yew
because im Yes/10 hyped
gloomy urchin
im still in "factory must grow" mindset so ill prolly not touch half sword for some time
hoary lava
What timezone does it drop in
hoary lava
Bc it has been 15 hours of 30th for me already
small rune
What time
gloomy urchin
and it literally says on steam
small rune
What does it say on steam
sacred briar
Check steam
restive trench
What timezone does it drop in
hoary lava
Approx 7 hours
dusty musk
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1465746720695779543/i...
wheres africa
restive trench
wheres africa
use of the timezones as reference for your own
hoary lava
And south africa
dusty musk
ohh
dusty musk
Eet is in egypt too
im in egypt so it cool
hoary lava
im in egypt so it cool
Im in finland so we have the same time rn
hoary lava
HALF SWORD THIS NIGHT
daring jay
Half sword today
dusty musk
we missed halfsword tomorrow
daring jay
🥹🥹
restive trench
frozen mason
All roads lead to Early Access
thorny geyser
When is it releasing?
restive trench
When is it releasing?
check the steam page
frozen mason
When is it releasing?
7 hours
daring jay
When is it releasing?
Race 🥹🥹
restive trench
dusty musk
gamer3430 mentioned
wanton portal
| "check steampage"
| shows the time anyways
boreal drum
Holon….half sword is releasing…TODAY??!?!?
daring jay
All roads lead to Early Access
All roads lead to Soon
restive trench
| "check steampage"
| shows the time anyways
people are bad at checking the time, im sure one motherfucker is gonna be like "erm, where is X country timezone"
daring jay
Hai
wanton portal
people are bad at checking the time, im sure one motherfucker is gonna be like "...
fair
restive trench
like some dude was mad that argentine is in the timezones list and not brazil
even though he knew that one of the devs, goodmaleware, is from argentine so its logical they use argentine timezone
wanton portal
like some dude was mad that argentine is in the timezones list and not brazil
tbf Argentina is like the first in every country alphabetically ranking
loud tide
this peak gonna release in 8 hours (im very happy bc i love this game)
daring jay
WOOHOO
frigid inlet
They need to put this video on the steam page
restive trench
lmfao
wanton portal
Guess what video game this image is from
restive trench
Guess what video game this image is from
fallout 3?
wanton portal
no
tired drum
eta mofos?
restive trench
maybe new vegas
frigid inlet
I have no clue
knotty prawn
I’m such a gringulus
frozen mason
Guess what video game this image is from
7 Days to Die
wanton portal
no
dusky kernel
Guess what video game this image is from
half sword
sacred briar
Guess what video game this image is from
Its from:
_ _
frigid inlet
I’m such a gringulus
But which sword are you?
shrewd carbon
im gonna miss that video
edit it so it says 7 hours
tired drum
WHERE IS MY KILLSWORD GAME???
restive trench
edit it so it says 7 hours
i do not have the power to alter musical lyrics
wanton portal
i do not have the power to alter musical lyrics
you have the power to edit audio
just look up tutorials
restive trench
im lazy
shrewd carbon
i do not have the power to alter musical lyrics
i meant in the sense of simply put a voice over from a ai saying 7 hours for each time 1 day is said
wanton portal
i meant in the sense of simply put a voice over from a ai saying 7 hours for eac...
ai
sleek crystal
I was so hyped it’s out forgetting I’m in Australia and ahead of time
restive trench
I was so hyped it’s out forgetting I’m in Australia and ahead of time
time traveler!
slate rose
tranquil atlas
Damn, I finish work at 4 PM, 1h commute to home and game release just I walk in at 5 pm (I have already ordered kebab to be prepared)
half quarry
did they ever state a time
restive trench
did they ever state a time
check the steam page or
half quarry
can't wait for high fidelity fatal errors
half quarry
is that hair.
opaque cradle
have you seen the official half sword trailer with the jester and the maniacle laughter at the end?
spiral gate
wait is half sword realsesing yoday
opaque cradle
wait is half sword realsesing yoday
YES
spiral gate
when
opaque cradle
today is the 30th (for me at least)
azure axle
opaque cradle
for me it said in 7 hours
spiral gate
ook ty
opaque cradle
gea
i am so unfathomably excited
im doing an all nighter just so i dont oversleep and miss it's grand opening
2 years wishlisted
dull aurora
How much is half-sword going to be on launch?
opaque cradle
How much is half-sword going to be on launch?
no one knows right now
the full price is (likely) going to be 25
dull aurora
I pray
opaque cradle
- with a 2 week sale
gentle trout
i am so unfathomably excited
We are ALL playing Half Sword on release
gentle trout
I'm going to touch a willie tommorow morning
opaque cradle
i am going to touch willies now and then
gentle trout
I can't wait to see all the Willies. Shaved and hairy Willies
hearty mango
Is there any information on what hour it will launch?
opaque cradle
Is there any information on what hour it will launch?
what time is it for you?
like, as of now
gentle trout
Is there any information on what hour it will launch?
Steam says in 7 hours
hearty mango
what time is it for you?
CET
opaque cradle
am or pm?
gentle trout
U are right
So 5pm I think
gentle trout
4pm
hearty mango
Thx
stuck arch
Steam says in 7 hours
Imma be asleep by then buh ugh
vivid hill
opaque cradle
Imma be asleep by then buh ugh
pain
gentle trout
Imma be asleep by then buh ugh
You don't need sleep
opaque cradle
gentle trout
maybe they should do 2028 to be sure
gives us more time to sleep
half quarry
yeah they took 2 years 😭
I thought they took 800 years
opaque cradle
I thought they took 800 years
nah 72 millenniums
opaque cradle
Surley you can sleep till 2028
half quarry
Rome didn't take that long
opaque cradle
Rome didn't take that long
5 minutes
gentle trout
Rome wasn't built in 72 millenniums
half quarry
I agree
opaque cradle
yuh huh
gentle trout
https://giphy.com/gifs/guy-english-logdoor-o18n0EBoFZtUKoCG3q
I don't have Gif perms 😭
opaque cradle
I don't have Gif perms 😭
gentle trout
Nor do I have access to hairy Willies
opaque cradle
Nor do I have access to hairy Willies
swift moss
Rome wasn't built in a day
how do you know
white prawn
NONONONNONOMO THIS CANT BE REAL
wanton portal
opaque cradle
NONONONNONOMO THIS CANT BE REAL
its fake dont worry
half quarry
how do you know
society told me
wanton portal
what
white prawn
its fake dont worry
oh thank god
swift moss
society told me
what if society is lying
half quarry
what if society is lying
wouldn't be a surprise am I right 🃏
gentle trout
for me, 10 am
lucky
wanton portal
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1456525655989551197/1464398926206599240/l...
its the yellow one
half quarry
r they gonna make willie say fuck
wanton portal
from the triple baka
gentle trout
3 am for me
vivid hill
white prawn
r they gonna make willie say fuck
Eggard!
half quarry
it's impressive how they can get their ribs bashed in and not say fuck
opaque cradle
"ouch, that smarts!"
white prawn
it's impressive how they can get their ribs bashed in and not say fuck
Wasn't "fuck" used more literally back then?
vivid hill
it's impressive how they can get their ribs bashed in and not say fuck
adam when god gave him a woman cuz he wouldnt leave his cave
wanton portal
Wasn't "fuck" used more literally back then?
thats how they get around
half quarry
adam when god gave him a woman cuz he wouldnt leave his cave
Adam chud theory
opaque cradle
who here wants to see the willie mating ritual
boreal briar
can we customise our willie in the game?
cerulean stag
HALFSWORD COMİNG TODAY
opaque cradle
white prawn
I needa take a shower I just came back from school and drank almost an entire 1.5 liter bottle in a minute
muted spade
gentle trout
https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-gif-12940139826511824892
Willie using his Willie
opaque cradle
step willie, are you stuck?
boreal briar
100% gonna be a jester boss
frigid inlet
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/10Pz-la-YF4
I want Willie to have willy customisation like Cyberspunk
white prawn
I love hitting in the men's biggest weakness area
opaque cradle
I love hitting in the men's biggest weakness area
theres nothing down there
finite ridge
I want Willie to have willy customisation like Cyberspunk
let us customise willies willie its what the people want
white prawn
theres nothing down there
Willie is pure shaft 🔥
opaque cradle
I love hitting in the men's biggest weakness area
white prawn
Bro is just a shaft
boreal briar
biggest turn of events: willie has no willie
vivid hill
tall yew
Willie is the Willie... he doesnt need one
frigid inlet
It's like this one Black Mirror epsiode
boreal briar
watch willie be the final boss
atomic mistBOT
tall yew
So uh... what now? Im in waiting mode for the release 
finite ridge
sorry whats wrong
restive trench
So uh... what now? Im in waiting mode for the release <:willurt:1192892161625169...
finite ridge
gng you've exed out every single message i've typed in
idk what ur talking about
tall yew
Ik, im asking what i should do while waiting
finite ridge
i was prob just disagreeing
restive trench
Ik, im asking what i should do while waiting <:thumbsup:1138878215797100555>
taxes
file your taxes
tall yew
Havent arrived yet
opaque cradle
Ik, im asking what i should do while waiting <:thumbsup:1138878215797100555>
touch willies in every conceivable way possible
restive trench
then play halfsword
tall yew
touch willies in every conceivable way possible
Youre onto something 
finite ridge
Ik, im asking what i should do while waiting <:thumbsup:1138878215797100555>
watch captain marvel movie
restive trench
touch willies in every conceivable way possible
"why is bro X reacting my messages"
tall yew
Nah, i dont like Marvel or DC or anything in that matter
finite ridge
i did a check mark on this one
restive trench
Nah, i dont like Marvel or DC or anything in that matter
watch monty python and the holy grail
finite ridge
Nah, i dont like Marvel or DC or anything in that matter
yea i was kidding captain marvel is shit
tall yew
Nah i think im just gonna jork my willie (obviously being silly here btw)
frigid inlet
touch willies in every conceivable way possible
Ah, we call this "jousting"
white prawn
Ik, im asking what i should do while waiting <:thumbsup:1138878215797100555>
Learn how to flourish while in combat in half sword
opaque cradle
Nah i think im just gonna jork my willie <:thumbsup:1138878215797100555> (obviou...
nono, your onto something here
finite ridge
Nah i think im just gonna jork my willie <:thumbsup:1138878215797100555> (obviou...
watch bill and teds excellent adventure
opaque cradle
tall yew
Im gonna watch two willies do some diabolical stuff
tall yew
hell yeah! thats what im talking about
green briar
opaque cradle
"the willie reproducing system is a touching subject and should not be intervened with once begun"
white prawn
dreamy ginkgo
HAKF SWORD LETS GO
opaque cradle
gng knows spinjistu
reef sentinel
6-7 hours until half sword
opaque cradle
SILENCEEE
half quarry
willie joke below
gilded sundial
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0x00007ff724c87270 HalfSwordUE5-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ff724c8f554 HalfSwordUE5-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ff726ce8862 HalfSwordUE5-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ffbce21e8d7 KERNEL32.DLL!UnknownFunction []
what do I do about this, I've reinstalled the game, verified the files, tried to launch it with "-dx11", reinstalled my drivers, deleted the halfswordUE5 folder in appdata and pmuch every other fix I could find online
white prawn
@gilded sundial your name implies that there is actually a pair of conjoined testicles and not just one
tall yew
LowLevelFatalError [File:D:\build\++UE5\Sync\Engine\Source\Runtime\RenderCore\Pr...
Wait for the EA atp and hope its fixed when you get the EA
ashen siren
Its 11am i hope the game comme before 8pm
white prawn
Wait for the EA atp and hope its fixed when you get the EA<:thumbsup:11388782157...
He would have to buy it first...
stuck token
where's my half sword
opaque cradle
over there
gilded sundial
the weird part is that I have 16 hours on the game since I played it like a year ago
tall yew
he can give it back on steam if there are technical issues
languid ferry
6 hours
white prawn
he can give it back on steam if there are technical issues
ah right
tall yew
But i mean up to him obviously
opaque cradle
watch the rapture happen as im 98% done with half sword installing
white prawn
the weird part is that I have 16 hours on the game since I played it like a year...
atp just wait for the EA to release and buy it, if it's still not fixed you can just refund it i guess
gilded sundial
yeahh
white prawn
and then report the problem to the upcoming EA feedback channel
finite ridge
LowLevelFatalError [File:D:\build\++UE5\Sync\Engine\Source\Runtime\RenderCore\Pr...
restart the game to see if that fixes it
gilded sundial
restart the game to see if that fixes it
it happens on launch lmao
green briar
6 hours baby
gilded sundial
I'd have to start it in the first place
opaque cradle
1 2 buckle my shoe
finite ridge
it happens on launch lmao
try verifying files
fickle panther
Half Sord
opaque cradle
bro had job one 😭 🙏
fickle panther
I’ll beat the piss outta you if you speak to me like that again Jay
gilded sundial
try verifying files
check the bottom of the message you replied to
white prawn
LowLevelFatalError [File:D:\build\++UE5\Sync\Engine\Source\Runtime\RenderCore\Pr...
with my very very very inexperienced brain i see shadermap so it must be about shaders therefore think of uhhh solutions about graphics
brave elbow
wait guys what day is it...
opaque cradle
30th
brave elbow
its half sword day!! hah... haha
opaque cradle
half sord today!!
white prawn
what is it PC like about graphics
fickle panther
wait guys what day is it...
January
opaque cradle
fridenday
gilded sundial
with my very very very inexperienced brain i see shadermap so it must be about s...
yeah I might try clearing the shader cache in nvidia settings but that seems unlikely to be the issue
night saffron
full sword today
gloomy echo
When is it releasing?
fickle panther
Half life 3 tommorow
opaque cradle
for me, 10 am
brave elbow
When is it releasing?
5pm CET
tall yew
When is it releasing?
6 hours
opaque cradle
Half life 3 tommorow
fickle panther
Half sword 2: Electric Boogaloo
opaque cradle
hopium isnt enough
brave elbow
half sword 2 would be called half swords
night saffron
I can't believe that we are getting half sword before GTA 6
fickle panther
Half sword 2: Electric Boogaloo
If they ever make a sequel it just needs to be called full sword
night saffron
half sword 2 would be called half swords
or full sword
opaque cradle
sword
foggy pollen
Half sword today :3
opaque cradle
How much is it gonna cost do you guys know?
most anticipated price is 25
fickle panther
How much is it gonna cost do you guys know?
Money
white prawn
I can't believe that we are getting half sword before GTA 6
No, at this rate kinstrife is releasing before GTA 6
night saffron
No, at this rate kinstrife is releasing before GTA 6
for real
fickle panther
shut up bro
opaque cradle
How much is it gonna cost do you guys know?
no one knows, but its most likely gonna be $25 usd with 2 week sale
gloomy echo
most anticipated price is 25
Oh i thought it was gonna be more expensive
fickle panther
tall yew
half sword 2 would be called half swords
1/2 Sword + Sword 1/2 Sword = Sword Is my guess for Half sword 2s title
night saffron
How much is it gonna cost do you guys know?
somewhere around 20 or 30 buckaroos
brave elbow
1/2 Sword + Sword 1/2 Sword = Sword Is my guess for Half sword 2s title <:thumbs...
maybe youll be using 2 swords and half swording both of them
gloomy echo
somewhere around 20 or 30 buckaroos
Alr ty
opaque cradle
all we know as a fact is that theres gonna be a 2 week sale, and its gonna be less than 30 usd
green briar
Worf it
tall yew
maybe youll be using 2 swords and half swording both of them
Devs Write that down!!
fickle panther
You can tell deforp thinks he’s slick watching over chat like a creeper rn
type something
opaque cradle
$200 usd
night saffron
something
knotty prawn
fickle panther
Looks like dogshit I hate all vocaloid and object show people
tall yew
Miku better
opaque cradle
me fr except im a guy
knotty prawn
Looks like dogshit I hate all vocaloid and object show people
Die
opaque cradle
Looks like dogshit I hate all vocaloid and object show people
ge tout - spy
fickle panther
knotty prawn
Mods kill him with rocks
opaque cradle
mods crush this guys balls, thanks
night saffron
ge tout - spy
le spy from thy team fortifications 2?
tall yew
Looks like dogshit I hate all vocaloid and object show people
Crush his balls 
fickle panther
mods if you time me out or ban me you’re cucks
knotty prawn
opaque cradle
le spy from thy team fortifications 2?
oui oui
distant radish
Is the game out? I not home
opaque cradle
not yet
night saffron
Is the game out? I not home
not yet
tall yew
mods if you time me out or ban me you’re cucks
Ah shit he used his ult.
knotty prawn
Hahar it’s 4:20 am i am so tired
inland grove
Now we wait.
fickle panther
Shut up
inland grove
I was not excited for any other game like that this year!
knotty prawn
420 blazeit heh
worthy schooner
Guys stay out of half sword chat 😟
opaque cradle
Guys stay out of half sword chat 😟
NNNNNNNO
green briar
420 blazeit heh
distant radish
I was not excited for any other game like that this year!
Gta 6 and forza 6 ?
fickle panther
Guys stay out of half sword chat 😟
you’re not a mod don’t tell me what to do
night saffron
Do yk when jt is
I don't remember
fickle panther
fucking chud
worthy schooner
you’re not a mod don’t tell me what to do
I’m advising for your own sanity it’s scary
knotty prawn
https://tenor.com/view/bugs-life-a-bugs-life-bruh-not-smiling-ants-not-smiling-g...
Okay I’ll just go die in a hole and cry
distant radish
fucking chud
Larpster
opaque cradle
Okay I’ll just go die in a hole and cry
live in not a hole and dont cry
night saffron
thy update makes fellers go insane in the brain
knotty prawn
fucking chud
Bro nobody is falling for your ragebait 🙏
spice oriole
5 minutes till game launches says me
worthy schooner
Your entire profile is literally based off a character you are the larp
And your entire profile is based what’s your point
opaque cradle
nuh uh
fickle panther
5 minutes till game launches says me
True
opaque cradle
guys we all need to hug, make up and be best friends
spice oriole
And your entire profile is based what’s your point
Why is he telling the truth?🤔
tall yew
I say we all missed the release its secretly been out all this time
opaque cradle
we need to unite
night saffron
guys we all need to hug, make up and be best friends
yes
fickle panther
we need to unite
worthy schooner
My entire profile is me
Your entire profile is based. Whats your point
opaque cradle
we need to unite as a society
split mountain
project zomboid is like top 5 games oat
night saffron
we need to unite as a society
yes
worthy schooner
guys we all need to hug, make up and be best friends
Can we all make up and kiss
fickle panther
bingoe if I ever see you in the street im gonna beat the dogshit outta you
night saffron
project zomboid is like top 5 games oat
true
knotty prawn
Can we all make up and kiss
Agreed
opaque cradle
Can we all make up and kiss
mmmmmwa
night saffron
b42 hits hard
ebon spade
yeah fuk him up
night saffron
Can we all make up and kiss
yes
knotty prawn
kisses everyone
ebon spade
erotic vicious bloodshed, a sense of joy that i hope will last me
night saffron
except for a game that has retro graphics its pretty laggy
yeah that's one of the issues
fickle panther
https://tenor.com/view/baby-drink-nom-yum-cute-gif-8374310
Why do you even have this gif saved I was lowkey ragebaiting but this is perplexing
rancid zinc
hi chat
tall yew
https://tenor.com/view/this-is-how-you-look-like-saying-this-shit-gif-1054940577...
Safed this for personal use, thanks!
green briar
erotic vicious bloodshed, a sense of joy that i hope will last me
Bars????
spice oriole
Hypothetically imagine there’s a half sword creator cup for 40k, and somone won’t switch off commoner and they’re going 0-5 and the person telling them to switch is top 500 but the team is playing for the vibes and they kick the top 500 half sword player off the team hypothetically
opaque cradle
Safed this for personal use, thanks!<:thumbsup:1138878215797100555>
go right ahead
worthy schooner
Why do you even have this gif saved I was lowkey ragebaiting but this is perplex...
night saffron
funny death threats over discord messages
wispy echo
i have a small question about the ea release can i finde the price somewhere i cant finde anything myself maybe i am also just blind
worthy schooner
Average “ragebaiter”
tall yew
Safed this for personal use, thanks!<:thumbsup:1138878215797100555>
WOAH WAIT that sounds wrong
split mountain
i have a small question about the ea release can i finde the price somewhere i c...
its 24.99
wanton portal
Average “ragebaiter”
theyre not even a masterbaiter...
rancid zinc
Get out bro
why you bully me? 🥲
worthy schooner
Why do you even have this gif saved I was lowkey ragebaiting but this is perplex...
I searched up sippy cup in the GIFs section
fickle panther
https://tenor.com/view/cute-anime-pfp-text-bubble-discord-user-gif-3726753878567...
this is me
fickle panther
I searched up sippy cup in the GIFs section
ah
opaque cradle
am hapi
split mountain
doller or euro ?
dollars
worthy schooner
theyre not even a masterbaiter...
They could never be a master at baiting
tall yew
i have a small question about the ea release can i finde the price somewhere i c...
all we actually know is its under 30 dollars and it will be on sale for the first 2 weeks
opaque cradle
tsk tsk i say its 24.57
wispy echo
all we actually know is its under 30 dollars and it will be on sale for the firs...
ok good too know
fickle panther
You can tell goth and bingoe think they will be safe when I genuinely take over the world
split mountain
in euro its like 22.59
inland grove
Gta 6 and forza 6 ?
Forza 6 i didnt even know it relased and gta6 will never relase so nothing interesting
opaque cradle
HALF SWORD TODAY
night saffron
tsk tsk i say its 24.57
24.46
spice oriole
Y’know what, I’m making the game 6.70 dollars
rancid zinc
all we actually know is its under 30 dollars and it will be on sale for the firs...
where do i get $30?
craggy trail
fickle panther
You can tell goth and bingoe think they will be safe when I genuinely take over the world
fickle panther
You can tell goth and bingoe think they will be safe when I genuinely take over the world
spice oriole
where do i get $30?
Job
green briar
You can tell goth and bingoe think they will be safe when I genuinely take over ...
Lowkirkenuinely?
opaque cradle
where do i get $30?
your mom
worthy schooner
You can tell goth and bingoe think they will be safe when I genuinely take over ...
Jokes on you I’m gay
fickle panther
yoohoo guys give me attention
inland grove
I wanna pommel strike a naked person
lapis yacht
where do i get $30?
j*b
tall yew
24.123456789 Dollars is my call 
night saffron
282878217641726481648715481868181583128315831582351823581351823829.42
deal
spice oriole
Jokes on you I’m gay
That’s kinda gay bro
worthy schooner
yoohoo guys give me attention
Come kiss me then lad
opaque cradle
That’s kinda gay bro
nah its quite heterosexual
ebon spade
can somebody loan me money to buy the game?
rancid zinc
I guess i will not eat for the entire week
opaque cradle
Guess who’s back
me
night saffron
No such thing in Poland
Big Boss doesn't need a job anyway
worthy schooner
That’s kinda gay bro
No?
spice oriole
Big Boss doesn't need a job anyway
City boyyyy city boy
whole axle
People are about to loose their minds huh
cerulean crane
can somebody loan me money to buy the game?
Is that a milk frog as your pfp
inland grove
Big Boss doesn't need a job anyway
opaque cradle
worthy schooner
Shi mb you right
ebon spade
ye i love milk frogs
night saffron
City boyyyy city boy
inland grove
I work at whatsup marketing
whole axle
People are about to loose their minds huh
Nvm already happened I see
knotty prawn
opaque cradle
cerulean crane
ye i love milk frogs
Valid
tall yew
The waiting time for EA is bad for some people apparently 
rancid zinc
is the sword really half?
opaque cradle
worthy schooner
The waiting time for EA is bad for some people apparently <:WillOrb:126436287392...
I’m overwhelmed with excitement and anticipation
night saffron
is the sword really half?
it is, indeed, a half of a sword
worthy schooner
I can’t sleep
inland grove
is the sword really half?
Quarter sword
lapis yacht
is the sword really half?
what if half sword was full sword..
worthy schooner
It’s been 4 hours
spice oriole
cerulean crane
I’m overwhelmed with excitement and anticipation
Same I’m pulling an all nighter to buy it
knotty prawn
https://tenor.com/view/tung-tung-sahur-gif-5172151862336170371
Mods pull his nuts
opaque cradle
Same I’m pulling an all nighter to buy it
SAME
spice oriole
Mods pull his nuts
Don’t threaten me with a good time
tall yew
I’m overwhelmed with excitement and anticipation
Same!
opaque cradle
i am getting that fire the second it comes out
ruby notch
Same I’m pulling an all nighter to buy it
me when me right now awake at 5:29 AM
cerulean crane
i am getting that fire the second it comes out
On GOD
inland grove
You are peak, i want you at foxhound
worthy schooner
Same I’m pulling an all nighter to buy it
It comes out at like 10 am for me. I’ll be at work. There’s no point in me staying awake I just can’t sleep
cerulean crane
me when me right now awake at 5:29 AM
For me it’s 5:30
ruby notch
same lol
opaque cradle
4:30 me
spice oriole
For me it’s like 3am when it drops
ruby notch
EST gang
night saffron
8 pm for me
spice oriole
That’s when evil stuff happens
midnight void
whats the timezone for release
spice oriole
What if I get evil early access
finite ridge
For me it’s like 3am when it drops
same
ebon spade
ive had enough im tired of this shit, morally corrupt and a danger to us all
worthy schooner
whats the timezone for release
It’s the same on every timezone
tall yew
Can we make steam store crash?!
knotty prawn
What if I get evil early access
Then you get killed
spice oriole
Then you get killed
Not if I have something to say about it
opaque cradle
WHO THE FUCK VOTED YES
worthy schooner
that time is?
6 hrs
knotty prawn
Not if I have something to say about it
Imagine I chopped your skull in half with a giant axe
inland grove
No mgs?
night saffron
not when half sword is boutta release
cerulean crane
Nah bro
lapis yacht
but today is the day
tall yew
Not when you could miss Half sword release!
inland grove
How dare you not know metal gear solid lore and names
rancid zinc
sleep is optional
primal sun
early access is sooon...
ruby notch
also goddamn it's hard to reply sometimes with the chat moving lol
cerulean crane
You lowk just gotta adapt to having no sleep
opaque cradle
5th all nighter im no noob
worthy schooner
Bingoe122 you are nothing without me😂
What..
cerulean crane
Gotta become a new type of human fr
night saffron
I'm already a demon
rancid zinc
How dare you not know metal gear solid lore and names
John Snake
cerulean crane
I'm already a demon
I’m an angel dawg pull up
spice oriole
This entire discord is NOTHING without me
cerulean crane
I’ll smite yo ass
opaque cradle
noob vs pro vs hacker vs god
inland grove
John Snake
Liquid poop
night saffron
I’ll smite yo ass
alr bro
spice oriole
I’ll smite yo ass
dodges
ruby notch
You lowk just gotta adapt to having no sleep
Build ironclad all day in stormworks, sleep at 3 AM, wake at 8 AM, cycle repeats.
worthy schooner
This entire discord is NOTHING without me
Not true I’m an alpha you’re a beta
knotty prawn
This entire discord is NOTHING without me
cerulean crane
Build ironclad all day in stormworks, sleep at 3 AM, wake at 8 AM, cycle repeats...
Hell yea bro
frigid inlet
Build ironclad all day in stormworks, sleep at 3 AM, wake at 8 AM, cycle repeats...
Stormworks, good game
tall yew
But you could oversleep... and that would be tragic
night saffron
you can oversleep by accident
cerulean crane
Yo who killed my sheep
ebon spade
drive my fist in your face i wont stop till theres blood spilled
quick torrent
Half Sword Early Access is now replaced by Willie Fleshlight Simulator 2026 thanks for wishlisting everyone
night saffron
and miss half sword release!!!!
opaque cradle
Half Sword Early Access is now replaced by Willie Fleshlight Simulator 2026 than...
gng
spice oriole
Not true I’m an alpha you’re a beta
Actually, you’re a cuck
frigid inlet
lusty stag
lapis yacht
Half Sword Early Access is now replaced by Willie Fleshlight Simulator 2026 than...
what the hell
ruby notch
Stormworks, good game
frigid inlet
Half Sword Early Access is now replaced by Willie Fleshlight Simulator 2026 than...
Oh yes please 😩
spice oriole
Sick
worthy schooner
Half Sword Early Access is now replaced by Willie Fleshlight Simulator 2026 than...
tall yew
Half Sword Early Access is now replaced by Willie Fleshlight Simulator 2026 than...
BIG W
night saffron
Half Sword Early Access is now replaced by Willie Fleshlight Simulator 2026 than...
thank you
cerulean crane
Oh hell nah
knotty prawn
Half Sword Early Access is now replaced by Willie Fleshlight Simulator 2026 than...
Thank you for confirming this mr developer sir
spice oriole
Hell yeah that fucks
night saffron
what is stormworks? I know only boneworks
spice oriole
Evil vote
lapis yacht
my boy willie better be in there
night saffron
who tf picked second option
spice oriole
Stormworks is so fun
worthy schooner
Hell yeah that fucks
Hell yeah fets luck
ruby notch
hold up guys I'll send my ironclad I've been slaving away on in Stormworks
spice oriole
Stormworks is so fun
I like fighting the krakens
tall yew
Imma refund for technical issues if i dont see Willie in the first minute of the game
spice oriole
Hell yeah fets luck
Who’s fet and what kind of luck does he have
opaque cradle
we all going bald willie right?
cerulean crane
we all going bald willie right?
Who isn’t
night saffron
we all going bald willie right?
for sure
worthy schooner
Who’s fet and what kind of luck does he have
Bad luck, his wife keeps getting fucked by Willie
frigid inlet
what is stormworks? I know only boneworks
you can make vehicles of the sorts
opaque cradle
plus hair would probably lag the game more
spice oriole
we all going bald willie right?
Yeah I don’t think that means what you think it does
worthy schooner
we all going bald willie right?
Better be
night saffron
you can make vehicles of the sorts
that is cool
modern yacht
my boy willie better be in there
Willie is always there, in the corner of your eye. silently observing everything you do
spice oriole
Me personally I don’t want to announce that I have a bald Willy but that’s just me
tall yew
Bad luck, his wife keeps getting fucked by Willie
I'd argue thats good luck. But only because its willie
opaque cradle
Yeah I don’t think that means what you think it does
i stand with what i say
shell lichen
will halfword have witchable keybind becaue my key int working
ruby notch
here it is
worthy schooner
We all keepin our Willie’s clean shaven right guys
shell lichen
will halfword have witchable keybind becaue my key int working
?
opaque cradle
We all keepin our Willie’s clean shaven right guys
yezzirrrrrr
lapis yacht
Willie is always there, in the corner of your eye. silently observing everything...
that's kinda scary
frigid inlet
here it is
Does it have interior?
night saffron
We all keepin our Willie’s clean shaven right guys
are we talking about the same Willie?
tall yew
We all keepin our Willie’s clean shaven right guys
We better...
ruby notch
Does it have interior?
nearly complete aye
spice oriole
I’m here to kick ass and eat cake, and I’m all out of cake (and feet)
modern yacht
that's kinda scary
nah he's chill
ruby notch
it's an 1860s ironclad ram
frigid inlet
nearly complete aye
Sick
spice oriole
I’m here to kick ass and eat cake, and I’m all out of cake (and feet)
eats ass
ruby notch
based on the laird rams sold to peru and other places including the confederacy
night saffron
*eats ass*
which one
opaque cradle
I’m here to kick ass and eat cake, and I’m all out of cake (and feet)
im here to eat ass and kick cake. and im all out of- FUCKKK
night saffron
or whose should I say
knotty prawn
Coughs and farts
lapis yacht
I hope willie has those 4k ultra realistic balls
frosty stratus
for fucks sake i just accidentally slit my own throat open whilst throwing a sword at my enemy
tall yew
Time to eat something, have fun going crazy in here
frigid inlet
Coughs and farts
not ingame tho, they aren't adding women
shell lichen
wtf how the fuck did i just fix my s key
night saffron
Time to eat something, have fun going crazy in here <:thumbsup:11388782157971005...
cake or ass?
frigid inlet
for fucks sake i just accidentally slit my own throat open whilst throwing a swo...
Hahaha
tall yew
cake or ass?
Both? Both. Both is fine!
knotty prawn
not ingame tho, they aren't adding women
I want bisexual gore
worthy schooner
All fun and games when it’s shits and giggles.. until someone giggles and shits
night saffron
Both? Both. Both is fine!
yeah, both is good
opaque cradle
I want bisexual gore
gng what
frigid inlet
They said people will be innapropriate if women were added. Not like we aren't with Willie tho lmao
To be honest
night saffron
I want bisexual gore
how gore can be bisexual
tall yew
https://tenor.com/view/screaming-mad-fish-sponge-bob-angry-gif-12369198217513035...
Im level 2
frigid inlet
No woman can replace the 😩 of Willie
spice oriole
I’m refunding the game if I can’t beat the enemies to death with my bald willy
opaque cradle
unisex*
frigid inlet
no one can
frosty stratus
send it to me in dms
shell lichen
i spent 4 hours cleaning every single piece of my keyboard and by clicking my s key hardly thats what fixes it??
knotty prawn
A risk must be taken…
rose sonnet
How many hours it is realising chat
frigid inlet
How many hours it is realising chat
5 days
worthy schooner
No fuck you anthony
severe cloak
They said people will be innapropriate if women were added. Not like we aren't w...
The halfsword community wouldn’t accept the existence of women and call it outlandish and fantasy