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9 hours then willies will be beat with fury
For euros it will probably cost 20€
bloodclat
but half sword is beter
Oh yeah before I continue posting this meme I gotta give credit to the original screenshotter
@ember hawk with this amazing perspective from the abyss
better-
I got over 330 hours from the demo
so 5 pm gmt
goddamn
Nah I just know how to make a good impression on possible employers! Stay pissy about having a shitty job
will there be fursuit
do not go at each others throats
I can't wait for the crossbow to be dogshit except for in one gamemode
Dollar to euro isn’t that huge a difference
We all gotta move to Zimbabwe and pay 9 thousand dollars for half sword
correction: 340
theres gonna be a discount so who knows
didy
25 dollars is 20 euros but whatever
Its what willies do
What
ok
instead go for each others femoral arteries
It is now
Dude ur 16 inless you quit school u don’t have a full time job
Or each other's half swords
Will OG Willie still be in the game?
what's your favorite drink
9
17
2
The two guys that jump you in the abyss after the scythe boss always get my ass
yes but slightly different
Willie was just a placeholder
no
No he got ass physics and hair now
NNOOOOOOOOOOO
You can half-sword me any day 🌹
lets all touch swords and play the hurdy gurdy everyone!
cool
ass?
ASS!?
You heard me
what country you in
I in fact do
thats what im saying
Ass physics will return in half sword: ea
.84 * 25 someone do the calculations
return?
We shall wait for multiplayer to half sword together
bruh I'll sell my left kidney for a medieval sword fighting game WITH JIGGLE PHYSICS
that ain't happening 😭
The earliest version of half sword had crazy ass physics
This is bullshit and wrong btw he's literally in the trailer
not jiggle physics
jigle physics
Yeah idk what level school ur doing where u have time for a full time job
your lying no way
gimma proof
idk but u dont wanna come computer or phone prices here is 3x expensiver
which trailer are you talking about
theres 2 trailers
No youre lying
just mimic the exact moves the ai is doing
Thats why I sait wait for multiplayer it's not gonna happen right away but at somepoint
goofy
i have no idea where iii live
There's two trailers??
21 euros
english fucking sucks man cut me some slack
2?
the trailers is on the steam store page
what
no I'm pretty sure it's not dropping ever lmao
221 sek!
Liar
There does seem to be multiplayer js not online
what does that mean?
Wdym
35 aud is perfect fine with me, I'd pay 50, just not this week cause I'm broke af
We will all play co op
My keyboards just 4 me
The EA trailer
I'm like 90% sure the first opponent in fist-play in the video is Willie
Qube just got a negative attitude towards literally anything
what's the game price gonna be $25?
Not sharing it to play co op
in one big group?
Like local multi, there was a part of the trailer where they had split screen gameplay
Yes a tournament
LET ME PREORDER SO I CAN SLEEP DAMN
What I got a negative attitude to a price that’s expensive??
no I mean all at once in the same arena vs one peasant
ohhh ok that makes sense
Who's Willie is the strongest
real
It's not expensive??
To me it is cuz I’m a child lol
Take that with a huge grain of salt tho, I’m js speaking from what I see in the trailer
I've paid more for less content
That's the after tournament party
That’s just u mate
That’s not a defense brother, I’m also a child and that’s a wildly low price
Starfield is still like 70 dollars 😔
Can a child play such a horrid, gruesome, ethically questionable game?
It literally isn’t
Right? It opens at 3 am for me🥲
EA actually looks loaded, and Half Sword is a very replayable game
You're paying 25 dollars for potentially a thousand hours of fun
bruh
Dude I just don’t have the free time to do some full time IT job or smth like u
then you're 10% wrong because that isnt Willie
Gave my 8 yr old brother a go, he loves it
Yeah it will be a lot of hours
Oh no! what will Half Sword games do!? Qube won't but their game because he doesn't like the price! oh dear!
Exactly, I’ve got a ton of hours in js the demo, I’ve been replaying the same shit over and over lol
I just wanna complain about the money
Looks mor like a victor than willie
Old Russian dad
The early access has so much new shit
that guy looks more like putin than willie
I was just trying to make him madder
Even just having new maps is smth I’d pay $25 for
pavel lookin ahh
Thereforeeee 25 dollars is actually quite cheap for such a good and long lasting game
Why is everyone assuming I’m some rich mf or something can’t someone just be broke
Nahhhhhh dont you compare my willie to putin
Sell your house anf buy half sword
You don’t have to be rich to think $25 is a fair price 😭
willies WILL be touched (in early access)
be broke in silence your crying so loud about a fairly priced game lmfao
And in the full version
Every version
Willie is gone
you people just have to accept that
Gotta wait 9 hours to touch willie
Looking at it now it seems like he has a sharper nose than Willie
Na we’re on the internet I can complain about pricing if I want to
You people have killed Willie multiple times
I’m gonna buy an extra copy and gift it to a friend of mine who won’t play it in spite of you
Aight good for you
you... you can't prove that
As a willie ofc
Buy it for me frfr
Can’t wait to make my Willy bald and malnourished
Just let me complain I’m not ruining any of your lives by complaining
nuh uh
Especially bingoe who somehow has a full time job at age 16
Big willies
oh cool
😛
Called a grindset
it's possible bro
Na it’s called u don’t do shit at school prolly
But idk where he lives
And yet I’m not broke
Maybe it’s just caca education
If he's makin moni....
How long now?
And is ur money up or nah
9 hours
XP gain in this server is slow as shit icl
how do yk this info
I’ll be a broke college student and shi but atleast I got the right education
After that I’ll get more money
I touched a willie
Hal sw way day away
Damn your collars really blue and your neck is red 😔
See now, spend hours in school learning shit I don’t need and already know… orrr, learn how to do IT stuff at 16 and go into a field with years of experience by the time I’m 18 🤷♂️
College does not equal more money btw
I was choked by my sleep paralysis demon
less
College equals less money
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Yeah
bro left
Na but it does equal life experience
And my goal isn’t money
work equals life experience
So I’m still going to college
Debt free 🤤
Gang what..
You can see how long until it drops on the Steam page
I think it's actually 10 hours roughly, it drops at <t:1769792400:t>
What is it then
Eat berries
say less
Living a full filled life idk
That requires money
You deserve it for what you did.
Katniss Everdeen ass
I go to school and work everyday after 5 days a week 30 hours a week
In my field people who go to college for the work typically don’t have actual applicable experience
Not exactly
Debt'll hamper that quite a bit man
What did he did?
And yet you are complaining abt an indie games price
Half cord members asking the most requested thing even if its all pinned in half sword chat
Interesting

Foreal
qube 1 v 12 rn
He got a man pregnant?
Yeha cuz I’m talking about having much money doesn’t matter to me
yes
Early access delayed guys it’s so over :(
Bro wants to go get hammered and go to parties
OH OH CAN CAN CAN CAN WE GET GUTS' BLADE????
College??
You don’t have 25 dollars I’m crine
Fr?
Sure it does
when then
No I made that up
Potent mf
“Life experience” college equals no real life experience, you learn minimal stuff that’s useful in a real work environment 99% of the time
bastard
"my source is I made it the fuck up!"
any price reveal for the early acess
I remember when I didn’t have 25 dollars (me rn bc I’m in like a grand of debt)
How much the game finna cost
Can we get katanas and samurai i really want Japan representation please please wheres the anime girls wheres the strong katana😢
Since when is everyone anti university
Half sword just a day away
5 cents
uni of applied sciences tho?
yeah but I'm not telling you 🤫
Reading this on the way to college 💔
Half sword away
Just $79 dollars
Nah exactly
Someone had it in their ass a while ago you should ask em
WATCH BLUE EYE SAMURAI ON NETFLIX!!!
I hope the Baron is one of the white dudes she has to murder for plot reasons
Sum light
bro shut the fuck up every day i wish i went to college so i could actually make good money instead of fuckin scraping by
that doesn't matter, ma dad's a billanare
TRUTHPILLED
Some jobs literally require a bachelors degree
I also get free college so 🤭
ok nerd
per round
Yeah I’m not that poor that I get a scholarship
I’m a soldier
No bash on college either, it’s definitely useful for a ton of ppl, I just hate ppl who use it to grandstand “ah you’re not going to college and I am so I’m harder working and more educated” is tiring
Do NOT make fun of the alpha male physique! Ill ban you for that!
free uni for me bc tuition fees are a capitalist scam
How's bombing children going for you?
sowwy pwincess!
Your to poor to afford a $25 game though?
Ur too rich to get free stuff?
So so
Never said that I just said I’m gonna be a broke college student
Yeah
(I get paid to go camping and have never deployed)
I want to go to college because my life is utterly directionless except for getting hormone therapy in the future
At this point you just need to start stealing
I heard a former airforce guy say "You haven't lived life until you JDAM a school!"
I had 144 hours on the demo
Why
just doordash for like idk half an hour
I just buy other things with my money
I have a job
Go to college I went back recently and it's the best thing I done done
omg i LOVE stealing!!! it's the best hobby to earn you money!!!
It just doesn’t pay much cuz I’m a child
and doordash on your day off for extra cash
Can someone make one of those buy game decision charts
Didn't you just say you didnt have time for a job
To get some money
Any kind of school is great for sure, it just depends on what you wanna do and the opportunities ya got
I’m blessed with the opportunity to do smth prosperous without needing to go to higher level schooling, which isn’t smth a ton of ppl are given
Not for a full time job
Hobby?
Just a part time one at a restaurant
Anyone else really hyped for Christmas
you got ur priorities jumbled. A game has a potential to give you multiple more hours than the cost of the game
R u a busser
hehe wage bait successful!
U give busser vibes
Olive garden?
I’m a child and get paid more than enough to afford a $20 game lmao
"do you have money? Yes - buy half-sword! No - steal - buy half-sword!"
smash
Idk what that is I’m not from the US
its David Brent Baszucki
omg is that THE Dutch Van Der Linde
Can i steal from you?
I just pay other things with my money
Shut up kitten... father wants you to go away! (Mb ts so corny)
why'd you beat in a spanish lady's skull?
she pissed me off
So do I you js gotta learn to budget and not blow your money away dawg
Pasta
I'm broke too man, let's both steal from someone with 50 dollars
You really sent that
Na I just wash dishes at a sushi restaurant
THAT's your line?
So todays the day
Bingoe got cash
My kitten whisker is going to miss me when half sword releases
Devs should add that as a line into hs for willie
Most of the college graduates I know are scraping by, have massive difficulties finding jobs that actually value the schooling they’ve got and are crushed by student loans 😭
Is this what ur going to college for?
What
2!? 2 WHAT
I’m not speaking out of my ass, I’m speaking from what I’ve seen
Are you insulting my part time job
Check announcements the game just got delays to 2027
Can college help me obtain copious amounts of Estradiol
Lowk im also a line cook at a fine dining joint so yeah
Woah woah woah woah… WOAH.
We aint rockstar games
Probably if you steal it
I know some that are doing really well it's never just one side
that's so gta 6 core ✨ ✨ ✨
TODAY IS THE DAY
10 hours?
Sorry that I’m not a couple years older to do that
Franklin will eventually return to defend half sword: ea
yesterday wasn't the day!
I had to let em know they were getting a little rabid
gng what are you even arguing abt Qube dont have money and crying stop trying to convince him of anything
Half.
Cat
Literally not even old enough to serve just let me do this to get money lol
Got court on the 3rd so I can only play for a few days before potentially going away for min 6 months, wish me luck
what
For what 😭
What
Thanks ma
what did bro do
Nah ofc not, there’s two sides to almost everything
Dawg what did you do 😭
Halfswording irl
Ok have fun with the game guys imma go
Qube you should gamble so that you can double your money so that you can buy both of us the game!
Hope you got a fire later this half sword shits serious
And imma prolly get the game anyway because it’ll be cheaper in euros
Shi you live it Britain?
Lawyer
And discount
With blade or flesh
K hope
Is this game EVER going to release?
In a park?
It's at <t:1769792400:t> bro just wait
thing is all the jobs paying a decent amount over minimum wage REQUIRE A COLLEGE GRADUATION
so im literally being gatekept from higher paying jobs because i dropped out
nah they changed their mind
good luck man
And 10 years prior
Nah nothing serious I'll probably just get a small fine hopefully
DUDE SAME
Vandalism?
I need to go to sleep slimes goodnighttt
Night
The fog
If not see y'all between 6 months and 3 years
what did you even do?
Let reason rulen where rage might reign
Turn it off
HALF SWORD IN 10 HOURS
Half sword 2 will be out when you get released 😔
College can be a insane investment if you chose the correct degree
Get yo ah to sleep
actually probably bad form to ask that
Culinary school is a waste of time so I’m girlbossing and not doing that
9 more hours no halfsword im tweaking
It js depends on what field you want to go into or work in unfortunately, some value experience over a degree, some require a degree over experience.
Job market is absolute bullshit on Both sides of it
Misdemeanor or felony,,
queen dont cry
update in 3...2...1
I'm kicking up a fuss under my blanket
Hello
But... cool hat...
So real and based pilled wueen….
in my banky
Im gonna master the flute and do absolutely nothing of worth with that talent
Hey now
I already wear cool hat bc I’m already working in a fancy resturaunt
💪queen behavior 💅
All I did was fight some dude
Also, the restaurant business SUCKS to work in
how fancy we talking?
Did u wib
oh based 🔥 this is a JOKE
Gay (positive)
alpha male
starting from the dish pit now we way up
Not Michelin yet but hopefully soon
Did they sdwsvere it
The prison microwave operator
Guy
Did he say something bad about half sword
guys?
atl that was my reasoning
haired willie when
OH SHIT so a 5 star huh.
in about 9-10 hours
his name was willie so his instincts kicked in
are there any uptades on the game?
don't tell me anything that changes my point of view I just picked gymnasium
oh that means the food shall be good.
Was he bald?
its dropping in 8 months
early access releases in around 9-10 hours
Yeah he called flibbert gibbert or some so I yelled ZOUNDS and pummelled his bald ass
Fist fight game mode irl 🔥 🔥
so nothing new thx
I started working in hotels in banquets and now it’s a smaller plan but I love it
No just fights in this discord
And I’m a reservist so I get to blow stuff up sometimes
Delayed till August 7th
That's so cool
Fake news, attack my steads!!
🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐑🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴
no not really just... something in a few hours or so...
ok I'm going to sleep so I can wake up and half sword goodnight chat I'll see you all in the morning when we're in slow mode
Which, honestly, is quite fun
Goodnight kitten.. ill see you tomorrow.... (mb gng fr im sorry)
Everyone is going nuts because it hasnt released yet
what
Why did I just get Israel flag reacted
ts pmo icl lowkenuinely
Halfsword was promised to me thousands of years ago
Learn to forfeit your shame. Become one with the cringe..
I love unreadable text
I counter it


The promised land shall arrive soon
I saw who did it
:3
Bro I can’t wait for the fuckin narrow bridge mode thingy wtv the fuck it’s called
goofy little guy
Is it time to spam modteam just so we can hear they can't do anything and we know it!?

Why?
and the pit
I have no idea
MOD
Did you get to play the army version of arma
MODS
that looks like my cat Rutger!!
splitscreen is what I'm hyped for

Yeah! Vbs is silly
drop this shit i work tomorrow
They both look dope as hell I’m so hype
sorry can't hear you.
Cool
The alley map is smth im hype asf for
yall stayin up until the game comes out?
Half sword is in 9 hours...
y'all american?
it's 8:42 in the morning and I didn't go to bed
I can’t I have work 💔 bunch of bullshit
as american as american can get
When does it come out??? What time
I'm getting a good nights sleep it's going to be there soon as I wake up
its 8 am for me rn
im german
sweden!!
Canadian
Condolences
Ninja Turdle
LISTEN UP DISCORD CHATERS! WE RIDE AT DAWN! READY THE HORSES. READY THE CARRIGES! SHARPEN YOUR SWORDS. FOR HONOR. OR FOR GLORY!🐴
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GET HIM OUT
NOW
NO
HE WILL STAY TRAPPED
FOREVERRRRR
This is discordia
imprisoned for crimes against humanity
Kms
your getting trapped
Attachment.gif
God I love pickles
:)
Willie loves tickling pickles
WHEN
gun
Credit to @scenic summit for the screenshot of 2 knights fighting in a white void, made it easy to do this edit.
Also, I hope people get this reference -.-
ITS OUT ON STEAM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Remember to drink water and eat your wheaties, can’t half your sword if you’re dead from dehydration
You checked, didn't you...
fuck you
No you didn’t give me enough time to
Fuck
I hate you
didnt open it in time
Shut the fuk your mouth
Jump off a tall building
no frigging gif perms for me 😭
Everyone shares the plate of pickles, and they all pincer individual pieces with their own very small silver forks. There's an amount of people where your hands rub against someone else's every other time you try to grab a pickle.
woah waoh... at least a smalelr building
lies
40 😭
No a fully grown adult one
Your rage bait bores me
crucify him
releases in 9 hours for me
Is that really a punishment
For all of us
Everyone's standing just surrounding a circular table
juicy
bait? We going fishing?
Go catch some pike
I got it installed rn I got no idea what you're on about
We're masters at baiting
Alr goodnight
Fishing for Willies with half swords
good night shark
Some may even call us master baiters
how do sharks sleep?
Good luck swiming with the fishes
I’m gonna half your sword
that is what the game's about
We dont, but I pretend
ah, I see
Stab sword early access when
Imma learn how to mod the game js so I can make a rapier
i also want renaissance weaponry in my medieval game
I want a humongous chunk of metal
Damn fuckin right
this is why mordhau is the best medieval game
I wanna poke Willy in the Willy with a rapier
can ea wait, I'm busy today
Sorry boys Half sword delayed this guys busy
Guck you
Let's go!!!!!
Shut up gnome
you shut up, you're not even a GoofGunk Extraordinaire
NO
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING GIF PERMS
The knights obviously fkn win against the gnomes
EYO TECHNICALY SPEAKING!
What if they have to move it 1 month later?
Wil Huygen's gnomes is honestly peak fucking fiction
Please release the beat Willie's game
Good shit, I loved it
im gonna make sure willy takes ur toes
go ahead post another gif it'll work trust 
one of these days, it's gotta work
six minutes until tomorrow…
fellow west person
327 days till christmas eve
R we all just waiting
Yeag....
Yeah, that's about all we can do
U thought about what we can
I'm waiting for Silly to get here
yo guys is the game coming out today?
But u didn't think about if we should
if yea which time?
Nah tmrw
Nah I'm busy, game's delayed by a day
Literally lying in my bed watching hlvr on my projector in the meantime lmao
lol
You're laughing. I'm busy and you're laughing.
I refuse to believe a gnome is developing this game
Your pfp makes me wanna go watch Courage the Cowardly Dog
I'm not developing, but I can't be there for launch today, which is why it's delayed.
And Adventure Time
Dw I'll wait for u gnome
Franky works on the game so anything can happen
Aw how sweet
half sword will release <t:1769796000:R>
+24 hours
I need some Half Sword on VR tonight
IT'S HAPPENING
half sword vr next century
Blade and sorcery is a good supplement
HAPPY HALF SWORD
ppl can already do it, just a little janky
?
no for the official
update
new years but 4 half sword
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Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!
how much longer yall
Not for release but the current build is playable on vr pretty well
Shshshshshhhhh
EA is a different story
Thank you Willie! I didn't know this Willie!
gladly
Sad that gif is all i got...
wonder if there'll be a roadmap so what we can expect for future updates
Here's to hoping they buff the pitchfork and the chandelier
Game need no more updates imo.
A gun
wait for mods
this is my favourite gif
Yeah we need a gun without mods give us a gun
I like it 👌
Modded guns are too annoying to get I'm lazy
or like a bow and arrow
then dont have guns
Some musket type would be funny probably
wdym
how do i find a gun mod
They didn't have me either yet here I am
nexus doesnt havee
Mordhau gave us the 1411, why can't halfsword be like mordhau
if your not bothered downloading mods just dont have guns
But if I remember right Xbows were powerfull enough to shoot through the shields (Some of them)
I need it to be official I need a blunderbuss and saber
they should do 1600's instead of 15
took me a minute to realise you weren't talking about xbox
Wasnt there some weapon creation tool in game?
Imagine if they expanded half sword to different centuries
I don't remember my brain is fried rn
Half sword: ww1
today
halfsword today
nono it's tomorrow, got delayed by a day cause I'm busy in 9 hours
halfsword day
HALFSWORD TODAY
DAMNIT
they should make this a national day
day sword half
worldwide*
yeah I was bummed too, I insisted that they should release it anyways but they didn't budge
Imo they should add whole Tank interior, best would be The Char 2C from WW1.
damn
Half Sword Star Wars overhaul mod collection by the end of the year calling it
what are we saying bru
Half GTA Sword 6
"we"? there is no we, I said this.. ALL of this, and you think you can take credit? No, no.
shut up
hii
you're the one who caused half sword to be delayed, not me...
The trend is dead
If he steals the thunder give him the lightning
its true
some could say it's trending downward
I would never, but I get it
how many of you guys are redditors be honest
also a pantera reference
Sorry guys
Willie doesn't feel very hands on today sadly
I use it for tech support, something which it's quite good at
I miss 0.3
I avoid reddit like the plague unless I need an answer to a specific question
I am its pretty usefull thing to use if you know how to use it
i remember when half sword was fighting waves
I remember Covid
actually now that I'm thinking about it, most of the good answers are from other forums.
How many hours to release
that was lowkey 6 years ago and im old and i want to kms more everyday
from 10 to 3
giving you a range to keep you on your toes
you gotta be a kid
Yay
gotta stay sharp yknow
the only correct answer
Holy fk it was 6 years ago
That time is troillin us
Wayyyy to fast
weren't we all at some point?
I keep forgetting it’s been nearly 7 years since that happened
You seek answers in the dark side young padawan... It has the only right ones tho...
Tbh, reddit used to be a decent place for memes but it is all political humbo jumbo everywhere and at one point it starts to be a headache.
Back in my day
Recently it's been hours
Nothing wrong with calling out ray cist
Please don't be political
What?? 😭
Men, why must you be obnoxious 💔
So true lmao
wait
SILLY IS HERE
SILLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Hello banananananana rocket man
Since you have no idea when. I will ask you.
When is HS coming out?
tommorow or somethin
I mean, you are the king so you are technically a political figure. Your existence itself is politics.
Fair mi lad
we do know when the game's coming out
average discord moment
When will the full game release
Final release

Was worried for a second where are the gifs and sht
Not soon at all, maybe years
gifs are sin, atl that's what my priest said
(Non serious question)
see? sinful
Years probably
half to a full year from now
You're the op now gangalang
My discord hlitching omg
I can't wait for the release haha
I got u fam
I cant reply
no 🙁
Thanks man
I’d be shocked if it was that soon I’m ngl
same
looks like a vampire
that’s what they said in either faq or a dev blog
Damn these jokes...
silly cars humor
Wait what time did Halfsword release???
hope the game is GENUINELY more optimized
<t:1769796000:R>
tf is this
Fr takes atleast a thousand bucks to run the game
It's been January 30th for roughly 17 hours here in Japan already.. 😭
I heard many games that are even pice of garbo, are worth to sell cos you make profit
(BESIDES UBISOFT LATELY)
They’re getting it 31st
I felt a weird tickle in my feet
HEY UBI GONNA GIVE US A NEW SPLINTER CELL
And Ghost Recon
what could dare you enter possibly be
I respect it, it was going to give us a new assasin too
And pirate games
Or smthng
roughly 8 or 9am PDT
Didn't they sell like some big titles to Tentcent or something like this
like what
idk
Hey, they know better 
I think the banana is spicy for him
gay
Who put white text on such a bright memes
So is the game gon' be free or nah since i didn't hear any 'bout the price
And they canceled the Prince of Persia Sands of Time remake i was SOOO xcited for
24.99 base game 14.99 discounted
Aight thx
Half sword yoday???
You can pre-order the game for 399$ and you get Nicki Minaj skin
Jiggle Physics included?
Ofcourse.
Gta 6 ones?
nah
Half sword today
any word on time?
Like release time?
automod slapped me
Bro tried to say yummers 💀
yeah in a few hours
yes, yes I did Silly
Why are so many things autmodded
I believe they will open it in like 7 hours or so, people will be back from work etc so they can buy it right away.
But in general I have no knowledge or experience so probably I just talk shit just to write something.
I DEFY THE LAW
guys how do you think will it run on Ryzen 5 2600X good?
I KNOW YOU SAW THAT
your gonna buy your favorite member half sword right :3
Me? fuck yeah
Today we half sword, tomorrow we full sword
6 PM GMT.
Well, when terms like yummers or unc are automodded its not because its against the rules, we have a channel called brainrot full of well, brainrot
About 9 hours until release.
1️⃣ 9️⃣ 8️⃣ 4️⃣
What are these Y word things
tf is a Y word thing
NOT THAT ANYTHING BUT THAT
BRO I CANT WRITE IT
What yummers?
spell it out
Yee
yeet?
That shit
I didn't have to do that to get my job lmao
👆
Noo i like those words
I just explained it 😭
I don't have a choice bro its dumb asf I agree
Nah I'm special
Awww
Yeah we know
I remember when that hit mods as well
Was it mcwonder who made the filter
I clipped everyime I caught a mod saying brainrot
is there a contnet creator ticket ?
Bro is cooked
Don't think it was only weed this time
yeah, he was overwhelmed with being unc and the younger generations words he made them illegal 💔
deactivating the demo now - replacing with Willie Fleshlight Simulator 2026
Poor Mr.Beast...
YESS
Old sod.
him and easter are ancient fossils of a previous age
25 bucks with a discount and regional pricing
only us uncs will get this reference
star wars episode III 💔
But he can ride in style
Surface level knowledge
so true
discord froze for me for a hot minute and my reply just popped up
go ask any random 19 yr old irl what its from
gg
Anyone whos seen rots will recognize it
I hope we will see some cooperations with other companies.
I would like to see Half Sword X Call Of Duty, or Harry Potter
Dw bout it I just had to load my trojan, now that its loaded it shouldnt be a bother to you anymore. I set it not to interrupt ur gameplay, but while its idle it'll mine crypto for me
Thats mighty kind of ya
Damn
Can't even afford gifs in this economy
I never understood why parasites have to harm their hosts 
Cant wait to buy battlepass
1-10 how much is he balling
12
here you go good sir
10
I geuss you're the one with enough ram. I can only afford 256 mb. And thank you
BANANA BE NICE
YOU ARE BETTER THAN THIS
What level do you get gif perms
Two
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Huzzah

