yes
#general-catfish-🐱🐟
rich whale
patent rose
woohoo
fleet imp
Probably
rich whale
well hopefully anyway
fleet imp
rich whale
theres more textures and they improved the gore so it could might cause some strain
lunar flax
if there is, its game of the year
unborn rain
I heard they were changing engine for the full game but I don't know how true that is.
unborn rain
Ah, alright.
lunar flax
I heard they were changing engine for the full game but I don't know how true th...
idk why they would do that
frosty stratus
I heard they were changing engine for the full game but I don't know how true th...
fake
unborn rain
Fair enough.
frosty stratus
switching engines mid-development is a pain in the ass
patent rose
#rtx2080 🙁
frosty stratus
cause unity and unreal are two completely diffrent programing languages
unborn rain
#rtx1080
frosty stratus
they'd have to learn the new programing language. re-write the whole game. cry at stupid unity glitches
etc
rich whale
i do wish theres more customization to graphics and textures and lighting than just one setting for allat
like seperate modules
lunar flax
i agree
frosty stratus
i do wish theres more customization to graphics and textures and lighting than j...
they are gonna do that
for ea
patent rose
they are gonna do that
zenith matrix
do you mean tomorrow night
rich whale
do you mean tomorrow night
it will be a 13 hour long feast
frosty stratus
https://tenor.com/view/willie-willie-jar-one-willie-one-jar-half-sword-half-swor...
rich whale
and then release time comes for the all you can eat buffet
lunar flax
fleet imp
patent rose
https://klipy.com/gifs/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling
por que no embed
lunar flax
its in 13 hours
fleet imp
13 seconds
rich whale
nah he might be on to smth
lunar flax
maybe
fleet imp
Suprise midnight release 
lunar flax
tha would be peak
rich whale
sources tell espn he might be on to something
visual gorge
is it gonna cost money to play early access or are they not charging until full release?
lunar flax
yes
lunar flax
ofc
visual gorge
okay sweet
unborn rain
It'll be paid.
lunar flax
13 hours
visual gorge
you guys know how much monion?
fleet imp
It will be around 25 bucks full price and on sale for 2 weeks for around. 15 bucks
unborn rain
rich whale
you guys know how much monion?
25 usd or less ish
fleet imp
2 hours
lunar flax
its 2 mcdonald meals
rich whale
if ea goes great then half sword is a lock for indie goty
queen bear
i have 10 dollars of steam funds hopefully that's enough 😭
indigo hare
Regional pricing will be applied
lunar flax
i have 10 dollars of steam funds hopefully that's enough 😭
probably not
rich whale
Regional pricing will be applied
noice
queen bear
probably not
I have some trading cards worth less than a quarter
hopefully that's enough 🙏
lethal charm
hello folks!!!! i am so excited!!!
rich whale
hello folks!!!! i am so excited!!!
YOU SHOULD BE
rich whale
its almost time to whip out all the willies
misty fable
I wanna see your Willie files
fleet imp
rich whale
zoo wee mama
indigo hare
What’s the relation between all these
indigo hare
No religion
misty fable
Bro how do you not get it
indigo hare
random harness
I get it
last ember
13 hour!!!
random harness
Im with rowley here
indigo hare
Nerd
last ember
Feel a lil sad they release in morning
misty fable
Im with rowley here
Thanks dude at least someone likes me
flat widget
polar dawn
i have 10 dollars of steam funds hopefully that's enough 😭
I think they announced the price as $25 USD if my sources didn't lead me astray
queen bear
I think they announced the price as $25 USD if my sources didn't lead me astray
EA sale
lunar flax
i have a theory
what if the game is actually a live service game with a battlepass and thats how you unlock the different cards
karmic sierra
Will Willie have a Willie in the ea
karmic sierra
i have a theory
what if the game is actually a live service game with a battlepa...
Hell yes
lunar flax
you need to buy the premium to get the good cards
misty fable
I just though of something
Half sword because it’s not fully released
Full sword on release
fading saddle
you need to buy the premium to get the good cards
oh so thats why they put it on 15$ only
lunar flax
Full sword on release
yep
lunar flax
oh so thats why they put it on 15$ only
yeees
polar dawn
does that mean the demo is quartersword
lunar flax
oh so thats why they put it on 15$ only
its a new battlepass every month, 10 dollars for the advanced, 25 for premium
fading saddle
does that mean the demo is quartersword
nah it was like 1/8sword
lunar flax
im joking
fading saddle
cant be that much lol
polar dawn
they should add willie to fortnite
lunar flax
they should add willie to fortnite
karmic sierra
Lol embed fail
fading saddle
well i personally wouldnt buy a battlepass in an offline game anyways
but if they add the online mode smh
karmic sierra
https://tenor.com/view/knuckles-approved-gif-13777553530758164790
Lol embed fail
static beacon
fading saddle
🙏🙏
polar dawn
embed so well known it need not succeed
karmic sierra
Yes
lunar flax
how do i level up
karmic sierra
karmic sierra
how do i level up
Keep talking in the server
rich whale
how do i level up
keep chatting
lunar flax
oh ok
rich whale
even if its willie gibberish
lunar flax
simple enough
karmic sierra
Check ur level in #stat-rank-check and use /rank
fading saddle
how many hours in demo u got chat
rich whale
219.3 in demo
i think i clocked like 500 in the playtest version before the demo dropped
rich whale
aga
fading saddle
i think i clocked like 500 in the playtest version before the demo dropped
700 hours is like all my steam time played
rich whale
i dont think ive ever played a game like this ever
fallen delta
what
rich whale
banan
fallen delta
cool
fleet pine
Approximately 13 hours
fallen delta
but i ain't got money for it so i am not going to buy it on release
normal rose
That’s insane. I have ~70 hours in the demo, and I feel like that’s a lot
vernal pawn
how many hours in demo u got chat
only started playing a day ago and already got 16 hours, Boy oh boy im going insane.
rich whale
but i ain't got money for it so i am not going to buy it on release
save up ur willies in the meantime banana man
fallen delta
the demo is already an game
fading saddle
That’s insane. I have ~70 hours in the demo, and I feel like that’s a lot
ive got 65, same shit lol, tho ive seen people here who got 1k+ as they say
allat in demo 🙏
fallen delta
81 hours of just smashing willies
glass heath
one hit and i lose an arm bvruh how do we win purple suit
fallen delta
but sometime it is going to get boring
misty fable
how many hours in demo u got chat
I got like 70 or so
My game crashes a lot some times
fading saddle
the demo is already an game
yeah lol damn
they could push it to early access and fund their future development
gritty jackal
I have 537.5 hours
I’m foaming
stark flume
how many hours in demo u got chat
I got 166
normal rose
I absolutely love the demo, but I simply can’t comprehend how you can spend THAT many hours in a gameplay loop of ~5 min 😵💫
gritty jackal
Me crush Willie
fading saddle
I have 537.5 hours
I’m foaming
hey dude how do you throw shit right
been wondering how you guys do that
fallen delta
we try so much ways to kil the willies
fading saddle
like the angle or what
gritty jackal
hey dude how do you throw shit right
been wondering how you guys do that
Trial and error with timing of release honestly - and I only get it half the time fr
Diff weapons have diff weights too
rich whale
the ragdolls when they get rocked is enough to keep me hooked for 2+ hrs every play-thru everyday
sometimes i just leave the game on overnite though lol
atomic mistBOT
rich whale
thank you willie
fading saddle
what about you help the game release 13 hours faster
gritty jackal
Fax
normal rose
sometimes i just leave the game on overnite though lol
RIP your electrical bill lol
rich bluff
how do u play the arena
rich whale
RIP your electrical bill lol
yeah the times when that happend my bill goes up like 10% more than on avg of what i pay lol
fading saddle
sometimes i just leave the game on overnite though lol
i put my pc on sleep and do ts js every day
🙏
rich whale
real one
normal rose
My electrical bill has been CRAZY lately, I don’t know why. I’ve been paying what equals to 78$ a month
rich whale
COME ANDA MAKE YER DADA PROUD
most unhinged song ive heard in a while no cap
autumn quail
Truth nuke
faint dragon
drowsy finch
how do u play the arena
rich whale
kekw
normal rose
how do u play the arena
Sorry, it’s not available to furries 😔
umbral bough
My electrical bill has been CRAZY lately, I don’t know why. I’ve been paying wha...
400 a month here lol
drowsy finch
Sorry, it’s not available to furries 😔
I hate furies >:(
stark flume
I hope you guys dont keep the playtest files
normal rose
400 a month here lol
Dollars?!!!!
pale fossil
400 a month here lol
Where the fuck do you live Antarctica
rich whale
400 is nuts
fading saddle
Sorry, it’s not available to furries 😔
stark flume
400 a month here lol
better not be dollars bro
umbral bough
5 bedroom 3.5k sqft house with pool and every roommate plays games + AC always set to 66-68⁰f in florida
yes dollars
pale fossil
So your bill is really 80
normal rose
Oh yea okay - mine’s a one-room apartment with only me
rich whale
5 bedroom 3.5k sqft house with pool and every roommate plays games + AC always s...
you living good bro respect
stuck in my 750 sqft apt
umbral bough
may this type of life find everyone in here
stark flume
what are the odds that halfsword is $5 at full price
normal rose
I’ll become a doctor this summer and finally have a real salary, I can’t wait 🙏
pale fossil
what are the odds that halfsword is $5 at full price
They are gunna make it $120 just for you for saying that
stark flume
id still pay it lowkirkenuinely
rich whale
half sword pricing but its decided on a wheelspin from $1-500
pale fossil
Half sword pricing but its decided on progress into perma death gauntlet
stark flume
based on how many hours you have on playtest
drowsy finch
I hope we're all excited for Team Fortress Classic to drop tomorrow 
💕
rich whale
the more hours you clocked the higher the discount
kindred vale
how do u play the arena
learned helplessness 😔😔
rapid rivet
I hope we're all excited for Team Fortress Classic to drop tomorrow <:exp_grin:1...
Dude I can't WAIT for Half life opposing force
drowsy finch
Dude I can't WAIT for Half life opposing force
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3545060/Team_Fortress_2_Classified/
they renamed the project 😭
rapid rivet
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3545060/Team_Fortress_2_Classified/
they re...
I thought classified was a tf2c update name not it being renamed to tf2classified
drowsy finch
I thought classified was a tf2c update name not it being renamed to tf2classifie...
Well tf:c's name was already taken by the actual tf:c
so they had to change it to avoid confusion
rapid rivet
I thought TFC = Team Fortress Classic and TF2C = Team Fortress 2 Classic
grizzled crag
Yo
rapid rivet
hey
fleet imp
mystic marlin
grizzled crag
Im super excited for half sword to come out
wicked depot
games dropping 12 est right
tiny wren
Wan komet daz Halbswert? ich bin crashout
fleet imp
Midnight release pls I beg
pale meteor
fleet imp
😭
grizzled crag
Mine is in 12 hours
glass heath
H)OW MDO) I KOLLL PURPELSHUT
pale meteor
glass heath
they keep taking out my arms in the purple suit
i cant survive the next level without hands
tiny wren
they keep taking out my arms in the purple suit
then block
rich whale
they keep taking out my arms in the purple suit
what weapon do he wield
glass heath
anyhting that it gives me mane
tiny wren
Games like what 30 bucks on release right?
pale meteor
Games like what 30 bucks on release right?
lilac remnant
12 hours 40 minutes left
tiny wren
W price. bladesong also coming out earlier this week around the same price is peak
I cant stop listening to pierres stupid ass song
pale meteor
Ah shit
lilac remnant
cant wait for q4 2026
mellow wren
delay it to 2027
frozen niche
is there a tutorial how to stop the instant bleedout
lilac remnant
yes
tiny wren
is there a tutorial how to stop the instant bleedout
press G or dont get hit
frozen niche
i would play with fair damage if a lil cut on my shoulder didnt end fights
tiny wren
i would play with fair damage if a lil cut on my shoulder didnt end fights
to be fair. a little cut to your shoulder IRL will decomission you
lilac remnant
protect your shoulder
azure falcon
Hi
tiny wren
ah yeah lemme just
azure falcon
hi, just giving credit for the ingame screenshot
I see, thank you so much! I'm surprised someone's remembered it after so long lol
fleet imp
https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-a...
Maybe we ahould spare the unknowing ones, for they do not understand what they must do
compact niche
Hit a clip on them redcoats
fleet imp
Hit a clip on them redcoats
Insane
naive coral
I am so happy about this information!
tiny wren
Theyre building a datacenter near me
Data cenmters really dont emit carcinogens.
just alot of heat and noise
naive coral
Heat noise nd water pollution
sacred topaz
does any one know if the new game is going to be free
lilac remnant
no
naive coral
Nah
vivid hill
Heat noise nd water pollution
sorry my bathwater is bad for the environment
lilac remnant
not free
naive coral
sorry my bathwater is bad for the environment
Omg Mr. AI
sacred topaz
how much do you guys know
lilac remnant
thats fake
sacred topaz
fuck no i love love the game but i would not pay ovewr 15
sacred topaz
They should have a free plan with ads called quarter sword
lol
vivid hill
They should have a free plan with ads called quarter sword
fartsword
pale meteor
The last backshots of the demo
tiny wren
Heat noise nd water pollution
not pollution, moreso usage. they recycle or use non potable water.
fleet imp
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1466595110199230668/M...
Soldier why you looking like dat
Half sword that enticing?
quick night
Hit a clip on them redcoats
How I got reincarnated as a blue coat in the American revolution and decided to use my cod zombies skills to be a lvl 100 menace in the battlefield
pale fossil
He gets grilled cheese sandwiches at night
pale meteor
I dreamt of halfsword last night, Twas odd
naive coral
The last backshots of the demo
In early access willie tops u
naive coral
not pollution, moreso usage. they recycle or use non potable water.
Nd put it back out wit pollutants
vivid hill
where is half sword
gloomy urchin
naive coral
Nd put it back out wit pollutants
Either way shi finna suck here
vivid hill
gleaming mountain
I presume eraly acses will be free?
fleet imp
I presume eraly acses will be free?
No
lilac remnant
no
rich whale
no
rich whale
I do not have money
nows the time to collect bread for willie
vivid hill
I presume eraly acses will be free?
rigid shadow
If half sword isint released by 7:00AM NZT on the 31st of January 2026 I will crush my balls with a rock
lilac remnant
is there a 1 week free trial or something
fleet imp
Its probably goi going to be around 25 fully and 1 5 for the first 2 weeks
lilac remnant
i think i read something like that before
tiny wren
Nd put it back out wit pollutants
no, thats not what recycle means. what pollutants do yout hink they add to water?
rich whale
ion know
vivid hill
is there a 1 week free trial or something
fleet imp
i think i read something like that before
Probably not
vivid hill
discount yes lol
rich whale
its a discount for those who buy early
fleet imp
2 week discount
rigid shadow
is there a 1 week free trial or something
brother they gave us a huge demo to keep forever and the game aint even that expensive
rigid shadow
yesss
vivid hill
rigid shadow
my willie is at half sword
tiny wren
I wonder how release is going to compare when to when they first added blood back in
fleet imp
Are you making thse or something where are you getting this from
vivid hill
Are you making thse or something where are you getting this from
I make them lol
Using figma
fleet imp
Peak
rich whale
W graphics
fleet imp
tiny wren
man, those were the days. 1 minute long slowmode in discord. people actin all rowdy
obsidian dock
does the game come out at like 3am est or what
fleet imp
No
rigid shadow
check the steam page for the exact time
tiny wren
does the game come out at like 3am est or what
says 12 hours
vivid hill
Are you making thse or something where are you getting this from
I love how this one turned out
the letters on the axe are perfect
fleet imp
But I do know that est is 12 to 1 pm
rich whale
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1466595110199230668/M...
you could legit be a thumbnail artist
vivid hill
you could legit be a thumbnail artist
if anyone would hire me 
tiny wren
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1466595110199230668/M...
Good editing. the sharpness is just right
rich whale
if anyone would hire me <:Eyes:680776464727277602>
wait a few weeks for aspiring half sword content creators and you getting bread broski
tiny wren
and i like the abberation
vivid hill
Good editing. the sharpness is just right
Yep, I couldnt scale up the res of the half sword banner so I downscaled the exported image to make the rest of it slightly blurier
vivid hill
wait a few weeks for aspiring half sword content creators and you getting bread ...
that'd be cool, then I wouldn't be on the verge of homelessness anymore
rich whale
we getting out the working class with this one 🔥
uneven kettle
am i the only person in minecraft who doesn't use a sword?
rich whale
am i the only person in minecraft who doesn't use a sword?
ur not alone
vivid hill
am i the only person in minecraft who doesn't use a sword?
No, alot of ppl use axes
infact most ppl do
red forge
19 mins 🙏
fleet imp
19 seconds
uneven kettle
12 more hours
fleet imp
12 more minutes
frosty stratus
guys do NOT. search up roblox on twitter wtf
red forge
12 more hours
Ru in a different time zone
uneven kettle
Ru in a different time zone
yes singapore
rich whale
guys do NOT. search up roblox on twitter wtf
what
frosty stratus
they are genuenly tryna put a hex on david
red forge
yes singapore
Damn
uneven kettle
they are genuenly tryna put a hex on david
yo they tweaking
frosty stratus
i repeat. do NOT. search up roblox on twitter
uneven kettle
they gotta need some half sword
red forge
I’m lowkey skipping school to play
sour light
guys do NOT. search up roblox on twitter wtf
the first thing I see when I check halfsword
hoary oar
When's release? What hour?
fleet imp
They are rebelling against bloxstein
rich whale
I’m lowkey skipping school to play
morally correct to do so
magic mulch
I hope the next 12 hours hurry up
rich whale
thou shall not pass up on willie
uneven kettle
i got a midnight release
red forge
morally correct to do so
That’s why I’m doing it 🫡
vivid hill
thou shall not pass up on willie
Stab them in the face
Also are there clouds? No, but I felt the sky was too empty
rich whale
Stab them in the face
okay thats actually clean
long folio
hi guys
rich whale
yooo
long folio
im so hype for the update dude
fleet imp
Update?
frosty stratus
I CANT 😭
vivid hill
im so hype for the update dude
frosty stratus
THEY GOT DAVID-ONI
vivid hill
fr
fleet imp
The game is realeasing
frosty stratus
I CANT LOL
red forge
Isn’t the game gonna be 40% off
fleet imp
THEY GOT DAVID-ONI
Bloxstein
uneven kettle
guys when david willie
long folio
thats what i meant
rich whale
if anything you should keep posting these things, make this server ur portfolio lol
frosty stratus
AGREED LOL
uneven kettle
ah hell nah. my man gonna get willie half sword'd
red forge
Isn’t the game gonna be 40% off on release
vivid hill
if anything you should keep posting these things, make this server ur portfolio ...
Honestly I figure fuck it I'll keep making new ones once EA releases too. I enjoy making them and hopefully there'll be more cinematics shots to edit
primal thorn
uneven kettle
also dude.
i swear to god I LIKED THE :] face
AND ROBLOX WILL TAKE THAT SHIT AWAY
uneven kettle
THATS IT DUDE. I'M PLAYING HALF SWORD AND RIMWORLD UNTIL THE END OF TIME
rich whale
Honestly I figure fuck it I'll keep making new ones once EA releases too. I enjo...
keep goin at it gangy im sure they improved photo mode too so its all going up from here
fleet imp
I NEED IT
safe night
uneven kettle
i swear half sword. please release now. i want to crack willie's skull in
sour light
im gonna torture Willie even more for halfsword
uneven kettle
CRACK HIS SKILL LIKE A ROTTEN EGG.
vivid hill
ready to crack some heads?
uneven kettle
ready to crack some heads?
crack his skull like a rotten egg
red forge
ready to crack some heads?
With my hairy Willie
uneven kettle
Nawwww
vivid hill
also guys, dont forget #1466277866252800020 exists 😉
uneven kettle
NAH GUYS WISH THAT BRO GET SENT TO HALF SWORD
potent forge
dude im so excited for EA
vivid hill
dude im so excited for EA
winter junco
HALF SWORD TOMORROW!!!
velvet thistle
crack his skull like a rotten egg
push his face into the mud
velvet thistle
HALF SWORD TOMORROW!!!
T-minus 11 minutes
frosty stratus
push his face into the mud
deal him pain
winter junco
T-minus 11 minutes
lol yess!!
fleet imp
Bathe your blade in the bastards blood!
frosty stratus
ikr
bright ember
ONLY A FEW HOURS
fleet imp
Only a few more seconds
uneven kettle
why tf is roblox twitter going full analogue horror
sour light
why tf is roblox twitter going full analogue horror
idk
winter junco
who sang in the trailer? amazing performance fr
proud raptor
does anyone know what time tomorrow the release is?
velvet thistle
why tf is roblox twitter going full analogue horror
roblox chat can be removed but the seocnd they remove classic faces its a riot
uneven kettle
roblox chat can be removed but the seocnd they remove classic faces its a riot
to be fair. they also remove all faces that is not animated
dude. i love the :] face
sour light
roblox twitter is going into chaos while I get sexually harassed by some people😭🥀
velvet thistle
who sang in the trailer? amazing performance fr
i saw a few people say in the live chat it wasn't good but I think it was perfect. The manical laugh of the jester as if hes enjoying the pain of others too much and the request for more blood
uneven kettle
i got a cramp on my leg. dont try to twist your leg randomly
sour light
i got a cramp on my leg. dont try to twist your leg randomly
I never got a cramp
velvet thistle
dude. i love the :] face
I will lowk be annoyed when they do it
potent forge
I never got a cramp
Napoleon plays half sword confirmed
red forge
i got a cramp on my leg. dont try to twist your leg randomly
I can cramp my big toe on command
winter junco
i got a cramp on my leg. dont try to twist your leg randomly
🫡 rip soldier down
sour light
Napoleon plays half sword confirmed
I play anything that interests me
potent forge
I play anything that interests me
W
uneven kettle
no way people are tweaking tf out
velvet thistle
I like to use custom faces for GFX but I want my classical faces. They can release dynamic, but I bet 10% at the most will use it
potent forge
so hyped for the EA ive been playing ts since april 2025
velvet thistle
i got a cramp on my leg. dont try to twist your leg randomly
no half sword for u :(
red forge
6 mins
jaunty token
whats price
velvet thistle
T-Minus 6
winter junco
so hyped for the EA ive been playing ts since april 2025
i started playing right before the abyss was "removed"
inner pelican
Is it dropping at midnight local time according to steam or is it a regional release at a specific time tomorrow?
red forge
whats price
25 usd I think but pretty sure it’s gonna be 40% off on release
potent forge
hang on whys everyone saying 6 minutes
dire sun
hang on whys everyone saying 6 minutes
they trolling i think
red forge
hang on whys everyone saying 6 minutes
Release for est
velvet thistle
25 usd I think but pretty sure it’s gonna be 40% off on release
ima have to buy it when i get home from scohol tmrw
no way I can do so tonight
fleet imp
6 seconds
velvet thistle
5 minutes
pallid sapphire
I am going to nuke everyone when the game releases because i am evil
velvet thistle
AUSTRALIA?!?!
no u guys gotta wait a year
red forge
AUSTRALIA?!?!
Eastern standard time
velvet thistle
no
radiant night
aaaaaaaaa
velvet thistle
i was joking
obtuse geyser
why does mine say it releases in 12 hours chat.
red forge
why does mine say it releases in 12 hours chat.
Time zones
obtuse geyser
im EST and earlier it said just 2 hours
winter junco
why does mine say it releases in 12 hours chat.
samee and im EST
potent forge
i was joking
ik but im asking does it release same time for everyone or 12am loca
velvet thistle
no idea
potent forge
can i change timezone to play quicker
velvet thistle
prob at the same time for everyone
radiant night
5
obtuse geyser
is it bugged for me or did it get pushed back
velvet thistle
can i change timezone to play quicker
no its probably gonna be for everyone at the same time
pallid sapphire
wait guys the release isn't until 1 pm
velvet thistle
3 mins
velvet thistle
it just randomly changed to 12
yeah it says 12 for me too
red forge
wait guys the release isn't until 1 pm
People lied to me 😔
winter junco
ahh yes 1PM
velvet thistle
wait guys the release isn't until 1 pm
obtuse geyser
"upcoming release event starts fri jan 30 at 1 pm"
fleet imp
2 seconds
obtuse geyser
so i guess it did get pushed back
winter junco
if you look at the recent annoucements
woven rain
I made a "Night Before Half Sword" meme and someone beat me to it, smh my head
uneven kettle
guys how mad is the roblox community
velvet thistle
fail embed 💔
fleet imp
https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-tweaking-i-show-speed-gif-12569714116302055236
You need level 2
pallid sapphire
goddamn it I stayed up for this and I forgot to check😭
velvet thistle
You need level 2
pallid sapphire
we're chuds
dire sun
who doesnt do 12 am releases still like ts wack
uneven kettle
dude the community had gone analogue horror
winter junco
we're chuds
yes WE
wooden wadi
someone give the discord timestamp so i can see when it is 💀
velvet thistle
we gonna be playing halfsword like its crack tmrw
pallid sapphire
uhmm how do you do that
it's 1PM EST just look up whatever that is in your timezone
potent forge
it's 1PM EST just look up whatever that is in your timezone
3AM for me
winter junco
tmrw there will be no dinner
there will be no sleep
potent forge
fml
velvet thistle
and slamming some willies into metal bars
winter junco
only halfsword
velvet thistle
there will be no sleep
Required to play halfsword until morale improves
vivid hill
wooden wadi
aw naw thats <t:1769796000:R>
pallid sapphire
yeaup
potent forge
aw naw thats <t:1769796000:R>
wait so thats 5am for me hang on what
DAYLIGHT SAVINGS
THATS WHAT
vivid hill
aw naw thats <t:1769796000:R>
fresh tide
wait what time is it
wooden wadi
wait so thats 5am for me hang on what
aussie ahh
potent forge
aussie ahh
yeah fml
pallid sapphire
WHAT
ornate lichen
soo where is halfsword today is 30
pallid sapphire
NO
ornate bough
Wait its 40$?
fervent slate
Wait its 40$?
Bet
potent forge
south island
fleet imp
Fake
velvet thistle
Wait its 40$?
no under 30
fleet imp
Fake prices
velvet thistle
usd
wooden wadi
south island?
ya
fleet imp
It is misinfo
pallid sapphire
is this real im shaking
fleet imp
Just bait
ornate bough
is this real im shaking
its bait my homie
fleet imp
potent forge
is this real im shaking
pallid sapphire
im brainless
potent forge
https://tenor.com/view/game-club-fish-penguin-fishing-gif-18077765825755482847
NO IMAGE PERMSSSSS FUH
velvet thistle
average halfsword player after failed ultimate challenge
pallid sapphire
couldn't even get the ultimate challenge to run cause my chud pc
vivid hill
couldn't even get the ultimate challenge to run cause my chud pc
its meh
EA will be better
versed vessel
its 12:04 am in est release the game
vivid hill
its 12:04 am in est release the game
check pins
pallid sapphire
its 12:04 am in est release the game
it wont release until 1pm EST
vivid hill
for timetable
versed vessel
Ik
ornate bough
I'm hoping so, my game runs kinda like poopie on anything higher than medium graphics and like gore stuff.
versed vessel
but im not tryna wait fr
potent forge
couldn't even get the ultimate challenge to run cause my chud pc
only way i beat it was turning down graphics settings
ornate bough
I really hope the EA is optomized..
vivid hill
I'm hoping so, my game runs kinda like poopie on anything higher than medium gra...
Get a load of this broke chump
oh wrong server
sweet orbit
only way i beat it was turning down graphics settings
turn gore to the lowest
ornate bough
Get a load of this broke chump
😭
velvet thistle
I'm hoping so, my game runs kinda like poopie on anything higher than medium gra...
unless you have an RTX 5090 it aint running max settings
frosty stratus
MI BOMBO
abstract comet
is there even any difference between like high and epic
potent forge
unless you have an RTX 5090 it aint running max settings
yeah
velvet thistle
im right under the max settings cause if i put it up to cinematic or whatev my pc starts lagging like crazy
ornate bough
unless you have an RTX 5090 it aint running max settings
Gya damn. No wonder I canot run higher than high lol
vivid hill
who needs max settings anyways, as long as I see red sploosh and chunks flying around I satisfied
ornate bough
who needs max settings anyways, as long as I see red sploosh and chunks flying a...
Exactly !
velvet thistle
Gya damn. No wonder I canot run higher than high lol
bro i got a 9060 XT 16gb and I can only go to high settings 😭
blissful cedar
wgere game
velvet thistle
you need a whole OpenAI data center for epic settings
sweet orbit
bro i have 4060 and i get 120 fps on high settings
ornate bough
bro i got a 9060 XT 16gb and I can only go to high settings 😭
I do hope they have a whole actual settings menu, not just those presets.
cloud otter
wgere game
13 hours
vivid hill
wgere game
cloud otter
I hope
ornate bough
game now
me want game now too. But we wait game.
Its weird that they don't have a actual price yet?..that is what I find a little odd.
cloud otter
I will give them whatever they want
blissful cedar
its like 30 dollars usd i thought
velvet thistle
Its weird that they don't have a actual price yet?..that is what I find a little...
100 dollars to hit willie into a wood pole
pliant depot
I didnt see mention of it when I looked, will performance be any different in EA than it is currently?
indigo hare
Its weird that they don't have a actual price yet?..that is what I find a little...
It was never gonna be announced, youll have to wait for release. There was a leak on epic game store but no confirmation from halfsword games
ornate bough
its like 30 dollars usd i thought
The pin said it would be under 30, but with a discount for the first like 2 weeks
velvet thistle
I will give them whatever they want
🤨
frosty stratus
It was never gonna be announced, youll have to wait for release. There was a lea...
wdym a leak
ornate bough
It was never gonna be announced, youll have to wait for release. There was a lea...
That makes sense, fair of them lol
frosty stratus
explain
frosty stratus
The leak from epic games
explain
velvet thistle
My Willie for their Willie
indigo hare
Price showed at $25 and lowest possible at $15 so people assume the $15 is with the discount and $25 normal, but again, it was not confirmed by halfsword games
velvet thistle
im pretty sure the half sword trailer sums up the entire roblox community right now
frosty stratus
Price showed at $25 and lowest possible at $15 so people assume the $15 is with ...
o steamdb leaked that aswell
lol
indigo hare
They just haven’t spoke on it
ornate bough
Price showed at $25 and lowest possible at $15 so people assume the $15 is with ...
That honestly seems pretty fair tbh -
frosty stratus
lets hope it launches at 15$ on sale
ornate bough
lets hope it launches at 15$ on sale
I used to pray for times like these.
blissful cedar
i would spend every penny in my bank account for this game
golden ginkgo
How many hours till launch?
young valve
can't wait for splitscreen mode
ornate bough
How many hours till launch?
11 or so?
frosty stratus
I used to pray for times like these.
velvet thistle
How many hours till launch?
6 or 7
ornate bough
YOU KNOW BALL!
indigo hare
There is a discount the first two weeks.‘I think it would be a bit of a too huge discount, but I’d still be happy about it lol
lament merlin
Hey can I get a consensus for an insult from yall? I’m not sure if it’s to mean or not.
sweet orbit
how much will it cost at release
ornate bough
There is a discount the first two weeks.‘I think it would be a bit of a too huge...
I do hope us early access people get some goodies lol.
velvet thistle
Commit explosion of thy self
only if the jester request
ornate bough
how much will it cost at release
No one knows yet
velvet thistle
Price showed at $25 and lowest possible at $15 so people assume the $15 is with ...
yet the quality competes with triple A games
indigo hare
I do hope us early access people get some goodies lol.
At the very least, the price goes up on full release so youll own the game for cheaper
velvet thistle
and those games price it at 70
ornate bough
At the very least, the price goes up on full release so youll own the game for c...
That is fair !
golden ginkgo
For me atleast
ornate bough
I am just tired of 40$ unfinished slop tbh.
golden ginkgo
Thats like 10ish am for me
small lagoon
when comes out?
ornate bough
when comes out?
bro...
indigo hare
And the demo will remain up and stay updated. Better to let people try it and then buy it then not buy it cause they’re unsure
frosty stratus
YOU KNOW BALL!
indigo hare
Im telling you
small lagoon
@ornate boughim sorry man im from argentina :/
indigo hare
when comes out?
golden ginkgo
when comes out?
11 or so hours
ornate bough
And the demo will remain up and stay updated. Better to let people try it and th...
Absolute godsend by them btw. I love demos for games, not enough people do it.
bright ember
frosty stratus
for greece?
ornate bough
<@1240478119639519325>im sorry man im from argentina :/
Your good lol, I just said it before though :).
indigo hare
for greece?
Idk time zones
velvet thistle
for greece?
like 8pm or smth idk
small lagoon
@indigo harethnks
blissful cedar
im excited for when willie says "it's halfing time" and then swords all over the place
dark lion
when is the update coming out
golden ginkgo
Its 12pm
indigo hare
when is the update coming out
velvet thistle
7 PM for greece
indigo hare
Sigh..
dark lion
lmao i just looked what yall are talking about
ornate bough
Sigh..
bro needs to start gettin paid to tell people..
Like, you LITERALLY just said, I swear people don't read lol.
frosty stratus
hakadetuah
frosty stratus
update for halfsword playtest when frfr
velvet thistle
im excited for when willie says "it's halfing time" and then swords all over the...
will willie be able to defecate
blissful cedar
will willie be able to defecate
we can only pray
frosty stratus
jk
velvet thistle
we can only pray
defecate on the dead willies
blissful cedar
orchid sinew
Drop the EA now I'll give 20 half swordillion dollars
velvet thistle
velvet thistle
Drop the EA now I'll give 20 half swordillion dollars
is this real
frosty stratus
defecate on the dead willies
orchid sinew
tough crescent
blissful cedar
half sword might be the best game of all time
frosty stratus
i am pibble
tacit sundial
it is 15 minutes into Jan 30th, and i have to wait 11 more hours until early access releases?
inhumane conditions
lofty vector
guys whats your opinion on weezer
tacit sundial
guys whats your opinion on weezer
overrated
long folio
my name is jonas
halcyon lava
guys whats your opinion on weezer
irs ass
orchid sinew
half sword might be the best game of all time
Truth Nuke
lofty vector
aw man weezer cool tho, what about pinkerton
young valve
parsec gonna go crazy
young valve
aw man weezer cool tho, what about pinkerton
what about ween
lofty vector
no
astral vigil
Its the 30th btw…
lofty vector
what about ween
weenzer good
halcyon lava
what about ween
yes
tacit sundial
aw man weezer cool tho, what about pinkerton
what about the beetles
give me your opinion on the most generic popular band pls
lofty vector
dont forget weezo
astral vigil
30th btw
young valve
ween made ocean man
blissful cedar
halfsword day btw
halcyon lava
i love metallica so much
glass heath
how many levels is barron?
lofty vector
i love metallica so much
metallica is fire
young valve
how many levels is barron?
all of them
astral vigil
halfsword day btw
Where is it everyone….
halcyon lava
i have a playlist with 149 metallica songs in
glass heath
bruh
lofty vector
what about the beetles
give me your opinion on the most generic popular band pl...
good music
lofty vector
foo fighters is good
halcyon lava
avenged sevenfold
long folio
aww
astral vigil
Are u an foid
halcyon lava
alice in chains
chrome token
Hald sworddd
halcyon lava
22 even
lofty vector
hald swarsd
halcyon lava
nirvana
astral vigil
Well if uou arent an foid i cant hug u because i like girls and i dont hug boys cus thats sussy
blissful cedar
who exciting fer halves sord
halcyon lava
but sex with astrix9757
astral vigil
Half seord ea when
rustic barn
but sex with astrix9757
Just opened the server
chrome token
Half sword today
blissful cedar
GIVE ME WILLIES TESTICLES
lofty vector
GIVE ME WILLIES TESTICLES
halcyon lava
halcyon lava
hiw is that edgy
proper rover
small lagoon
proper rover
halcyon lava
vivid hill
velvet thistle
frosty stratus
whet willie on ur bellie
pearl coral
maybe this game isnt so bad
wanton portal
maybe this game isnt so bad
why are you wearing the american flag around your waist
pearl coral
raw af
raven ore
i guess it is
pearl coral
tuff as fuh
https://open.spotify.com/track/6WYFQ3qW8wV4rUb9bE45kR?si=bRMzMaZyQiCf8clgc3SOiA this song fucks so hard
lucid atlas
maybe this game isnt so bad
imagine if ubisoft added authentic armor but at the same time allowed it to be as customizable as the current armore
wanton portal
imagine if ubisoft added authentic armor but at the same time allowed it to be a...
Ubisoft is too busy making rabbid games
sleek sail
GIVE ME WILLIES TESTICLES
lucid atlas
giorneas with the American pattern could go hard tbf
wanton portal
lucid atlas
Ubisoft is too busy making rabbid games
the party game isn’t too bad and they manage to actually be consistently decent everytime somehow
violet garden
craggy trail
naive coral
I made it to knight
violet garden
blood update today yall
quick night
wanton portal
the censor is being too generous
violet garden
deft comet
11 hours
quick night
Bustin' makes me feel' good
long folio
guys im writing a song for my band rn
lost palmBOT
Bustin' makes me feel' good
gilded onyx
when the game comes out there will be 10000+ weapons since we can make our own
deft wind
Do we know the time of release?
deft comet
will we get a dlc in the future to turn the game into full sword?
dreamy ginkgo
HALF SWORD FUCKING TODA
deft comet
if people keep on saying when it will release
when will it release
dreamy ginkgo
lunar aurora
11 hours feels like forever 💔
gilded onyx
THNKS YOU
craggy trail
I HAVE 25.44 USD IN MY BACK ACCOUNT I HOPE THAT’S ENOUGH
deft comet
i didnt ask you
wanton portal
I HAVE 25.44 USD IN MY BACK ACCOUNT I HOPE THAT’S ENOUGH
discount
fourteen dollars
dreamy ginkgo
i didnt ask you
fuck you
deft comet
same
rigid anvil
deft comet
3 am murder
safe pier
How much is it
safe pier
No it's not
deft comet
99 dollars
safe pier
Lol
quick night
How much is it
25 USD with regional pricing
safe pier
Ok
quick night
And two week discount
rigid anvil
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1466555189833105620/E...
@sinful loom
bright ember
quick night
how much is regional pricing
Idk man, they say it's like beamngdrive regional pricing
Whatever that means
rigid anvil
crisp magnet
I love half sword. It makes me feel like I have a full sword, and that is a good feeling.
rigid anvil
https://tenor.com/view/that-boy-said-that-boy-said-gif-576061008314408050
that boy said
bright ember
That boy said "Your willy is rubbish!"
rigid anvil
That boy said "Your willy is rubbish!"
glass heath
i give up, barron can stay king rbuh
quick night
I love half sword. It makes me feel like I have a full sword, and that is a good...
Why is it a good feeling
Lust?
pearl coral
giorneas with the American pattern could go hard tbf
💡
bright ember
dusk tendon
Will it come out at 1am
quick night
i give up, barron can stay king rbuh
Do it onion, turn the damage slider down
drowsy lake
stray estuary
mangy cur 🗣️ 📢
fast nymph
HALF SWORD IS TODAY
tidal peak
How much will it be ?
stray estuary
50 francs
dusk tendon
How much will it be ?
They js said
solar river
What timezone will half sword release at
keen tinsel
How much will it be ?
about 3.50
wanton portal
half sword is tomorrow
tidal peak
They js said
Mb
dusk tendon
in 12 hours
Where’s u get this info
wanton portal
not today
solar river
in 12 hours
Goated
stray estuary
bro what is half sword 🙏 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🐴
rigid anvil
ITS HALF SWORD FUCKING TODAY!
wanton portal
quick night
bro what is half sword 🙏 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🐴
The horse
solar river
bro what is half sword 🙏 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🐴
Either the top or bottom half of a sword
tall cosmos
bright ember
dusk tendon
12 am est has alr passed
rigid anvil
12 am est has alr passed
vivid hill
dusk tendon
I’m moutain time. It’ll prob come out like 3am
rigid anvil
HALF SWORD TODAY
rigid anvil
I’m moutain time. It’ll prob come out like 3am
half sword tommorrow for you peasant.
oak olive
What kind of fruit Ia this
dusk tendon
half sword tommorrow for you peasant.
Ye ik
bright ember
remote sage
I wait wait I wait I wait
vivid hill
your willy is rubbish
dusk tendon
your willy is rubbish
I’d bash u
rigid anvil
I’d bash u
id bash your willy in
hybrid granite
Half sword in 11 hours for me
wraith lintel
mine is in 8pm
remote sage
I’d bash u
Drake would make a great willy for the live action half sword movie
craggy rose
Mines at 3am, Australia gang
rigid anvil
Half sword in 11 hours for me
is 11 hours and 13 minutes still counting as 12?
and also
THATS STILL HALF SWORD TODAY FOR MEEEEEEEEEEE
formal basin
Dey lie 2 me
flat walrus
what time est?
bright ember
formal basin
say game come out day no
rigid anvil
what time est?
12 PM!!!!!!
formal basin
it come out a long day
spice oriole
Still got 11 hours left, I get it at like 2am I think
spice oriole
Still got 11 hours left, I get it at like 2am I think
Tommorow
hybrid granite
Yall i cant buy half sword until 2 hours after it releases
rigid anvil
Yall i cant buy half sword until 2 hours after it releases
nuh uh
wraith lintel
is there a timezone diff when it releases
hybrid granite
Still got 11 hours left, I get it at like 2am I think
You’re in like asia?
rigid anvil
its half sword in 10 hours
spice oriole
You’re in like asia?
Australia
rigid anvil
is there a timezone diff when it releases
no
bright ember
gloomy arrow
is there a timezone diff when it releases
10 hours or something
hybrid granite
Off by a continent damn
spice oriole
Pretty close lol
bronze terrace
half sword in 12 minutes (for me)
spice oriole
Say what
rigid anvil
half sword in 12 minutes (for me)
^ this guys kills puppies
bronze terrace
everyday all the time
rigid anvil
aka HE LYING!
spice oriole
Oh thank god
hybrid granite
I love how hes just stabbing them to get the job done instead of flashy moves like in cod
bronze terrace
i also eat them