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minimum specs is an rx580 guys we are saved, to run like the trailer it needs a 4070
I retired and became a computer scientist in hl3
I am so happy the blood got revamped in the demo, it looks like ketchup in the older versions
pc is shuddering looking at that
So glad galaxy started working for half sword or else we would have really stupid looking blood
i forgot it looked like that 😭
i used to have a 2060 laptop that ran worse then a 1060
i have a nintendo aswell
i aint that rich
nintendo stopped being good after 7th gen
NINTENDOO
I pranked my friends that i got a dmca notice from nintendo
lmao
my legion go emulates switch and runs pc games nicely too
We all in group chat and i showed them a photo of a nintendo dmca email and they believed that shi
i might get a wii and gamecube controllers soon
They should make it to where you can name your character if thats not already a thing
yes
And if you name yourself willie you become the old willie in the demo
crossbow is gonna be so fun to mess around with
Legion go so goated
yeah it's a good handheld
Assuming egdata is accurate and they don't change it before release
20 DOLLARS???????
I use my steam deck for Linux and steamos stuff
15USD, 17CAD for the sale price. Again, assuming it's correct
I HAVE 15 BUCKS IN MY STEAM WALLET OH LORD GABEN THANK YOU
25USD for the full price. The USD number at the right of the last image is showing the equivalent price in USD. Basically saying it's under the exchange rate
i might have to voluntarily pay in full price just to support them
but they did extend the release time
the devs balling their eyes out right now
And this is for Epic. No info on steam
oh epic games ew im not buying it on there
$69 on sale
It should be the same on steam of course, except for maybe some regional differences
tim sweeney checking on twitter that people dont like grok making *************** material
YESSSS
hip hip cheerio this is a delightful message i am reading
it took forever to find this gif
Not a good one considering what happens afterwards
Now i need to know
silence
tbh i dont even know 😭
i havent watched the movie
Its alll quiet....on the western front.
Yo why'd it fail 😭
gotta be level 2-3
little nightmares mentioned
Dictatorship
little nightmares 3 makes me mad
where's six
shes been in every game..
did they announce if the early access is gonna be free
Six repeated the cycle
Check the #faq for why
I DONT CAREEE
She became the singing lady at the end of 2
WHERES MY GALL
costs money
peak
Nah I understand, they don't want trolls and shtuff
well we dont know that for sure
gonna be around 25 full price and for 2 weeks its on sale
Gall? Six is a murderer who shouldn't be forgiven
the lastest we know of six is the end of little nightmares 1
yeah screw her for dropping mono
Ate a gnome for some food
but she's still a good character
Wait all this for less then 30 bucks plus a discount
yup
less than 30 with a discount for 2 weeks
eat that man
lies
llie
Passion of the craft, not the money, money is the showing that it is good, and that it is deserving of the price. Half Sword, is deserving of the price, as it is a beatiful art of a game.

I super reacted that photo
of that willie with their head sliced off
brutal


3 dayssss
what is blessing my ears
will half sword have online multiplayer or is it split screen? i havent seen anything recently so thisll be news to me
W barny Calhoun
split screen LAN
it'll probably go as far as split screen
alright
They want to add MP but it's gonna be really hard
would it be possible in the future?
they said it being extremely laggy and hard to play, right?
Somewhat likely
Yeah Ping would be horrible outside of certain regions
you should've been there during the release of the blood update
steam remote play is a bit laggy at moments so im hoping they could come up with something
Temperatures so low that the snow turned frozen solid...
Not to mention we don't need a underground circuit of HS cheaters
yes
fucking yes
whats this conversation about?
mainly abt multiplayer half sword as we speak
Multiplayer debates
so cheaters
i thought is was going to be local
and a low chance after release
Why is he so distraught😭
yap
bro is tired of our bullshit
Unrelated but how old is willie
Oh great, Nvidia and other performance management platforms I can't use because I'm on a intel laptop
cause he's dying just touching 3rd boss sword all the time
if i had to guess, 66
so true king so true
6...
👍 
add one more number
yes
68
isnt this only for 50 series tho? i have a 40 series
does RTX 3060 12GB 128Bits have DLSS?
its availabvle for 40 series
yuh
So true king so true
and 30 series
maybe
and 20 series
oh nice, i think its DLSS 4.5 that is only for 50 sries
yeah it has a older version of dlss

Yo your status is real asf
🥹
im glad i switched from a 1070 ti to a 5060 ti because i have so much free range to do ray tracing, dlss, etc
thanks
8gb or 16gb?
I can't wait to have to play on low graphics and get 20 fps✌️🥹
8gb because i couldnt aford the other money 💔
so cursed
I got the double chunk chocolate cookie
okay what graphics card do you have
You couldn't afford the extra f letter either
RX 7900 XTX
Nope
show me
Please, please just let me get 60 fps on the lowest graphics... I beg you my lord...
SURE
i couldnt
yeah thats the big thing stopping me from upgrading my 2080ti to a 5060 because it would be a downgrade in vram
Mannn this chocolatey delight🤤
2080 is fine, you get access to ray tracing and dlss
Churning in my big, obese, fat stomach 🤤
yeah but its starting to show age when it comes to unoptimised ue5 games
Does anybody know what the price is for half sword
:( what the fuck
I’m sooooo fat and stupid🤤
10-30$
Would you say you're also a chud
Rough estimate
Me too☹️
Me too bud...
I’m so fucking fat and gelatinous right now🤤
snow is confirmed
Every person is a fat stupid chud in their heart
w goons
NO WILLIE STOP IT
I’m obeseeeee god damnnnn🤤
WILLIES TOP THIS ISNT YOU
are you stuck step boss?
Willie putting his willie in willie
willies 🤤
Your gpu brings a tear to my eye
Shitttttt I love the way food sloshes in my mouth 🤤
I’m a fucking fatass piggy boy🤤
is this config good for Half Sword EA?
what gpu
Oiiinkkkk🤤
absolutely
its okay
My stupid piggy belly is so big and round from this cookie🤤
You good mud?😭
the willie mating ritual shall not be interupted
I’m a dumbass piggy🤤

Badass GPU
im totally not coping for someone having a thousand dollar gpu more expensive than my computer
Human just click on the message I replied to
I’m so fucking stupid and full rn🤤🤤
You good man?
theres no gpu in that image

take this somewhere else please we do not need to hear your desires
This human blind
It was €1050 back then
asus TuF
its still damn expensive
LMAO
yeah thats the cheapest one made
asrock is supposedly the cheapest company for anything
that being motherboards and gpus
yeah asrock mobo's killed 9800x3D chips if I am right
Fun fact: in the first few months of halfsword development
chat z490 aqua... 🤤
yeah
it looks scifi and cool thoo
Oiiinkkk oiinkkk🤤
but you don't need a 7900 xtx I don't even need one right now I am playing on 2K instead of 4K
Weirdo
So true king
I am working with a 1k gaming laptop I will actually sacrifice someone to upgrade this thing
its 1440p not 2k
I am not talking like that bro
i want a 1440p qd oled monitor with 540hz refresh rate, but i dont have thousands of dollars
i got a 7800xt for my birthday last year and its kicking butt i highly reccommend it for 1440p gaming if anyone cares
I BEAT LVL 3 WITH PEASANT
yes it IS solid snake
actually it's 2560x1440🤓
oooh ultrawide?
erm actually fuck you
Your pfp is naked snake, the mgs3 version
oh right forgot about that my fault
I have a cheap gigabyte monitor, 2K led with 170hz refresh rate and some asus predator 240hz 1080P
Laaaaaarp

2 monitors? hell yeah
yes 1 for game and 1 for discord and youtube and other stuff
and I got a gaming laptop but idk why I bought a gaming laptop, waste of fcking money
is this better
Am I missing something or is it impossible to halfsword while holding the grip in your left hand?
iuhno
i got an ips 1440p 300hz monitor for $250 around thanksgiving time. i think it was on a pallet that fell off a truck becuase the discount was insane
gg wp u play cs I guess
Itll just swap back to your right hand
not anymore
i got a 1440p 180hz
im looking at a discount for the gigabyte m32u 4k
i only need 1 monitor
But gonna wait a long time for that I GUESS
damnn
ill wait a year or two to swap it for an oled
get facebook, a lot of ppl sell their technology on there for ridiculous prices. around where i live i saw multiple steam index full kits for $500


why does that cat look so cool
I have a cooler cat
we need to master spinjitsu
shall i master fpv or spinjitsu
master the fidget spinner
yes mr green role
Well thank you! For noticing!
Iv'e gotta go to bed, I have work tomorrow
bullying willie
Goodnight 
Thanks bud, sleep well don't let the bedbugs bite
Steals your eaten chicken tenders
Toooo late🤤
Since I’m such a stupid fat piggy boy, I alr put them down my fat chubby obese throat🤤
whos gonna win
Oiiin-burp belch oiiinkkk
me or lvl 3 big boah
What the fuck is bro doing
roleplaying i guess.....
rping in discord
What a tragedy
such tragedy
What the fuck
No ROLE-PLAYING in HALFCORD
TOO LATE SHIZZY BOY, YOU'RE GOING TO THE SALT MINES
my powers have taken effect
EVERYONE, EMBED FAIL THIS MAN
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LOSER
He's a pink role, you're red
It's far more embarrassing for you
i am gonna send you to the abyss istg
I hope it happens five more times in rapid succession
😡
i second that
Thank you romble
how the tides have turned
It's been barred ever since the death of cark
Well
We really didn't have a choice if he did that or not it was kind of like personal rambles of a madman
Lmao real
i didnt know dutch was a half sword fan
14 hour shift COMPLETED
cap
Stg
then you the most employed unemployed mf on earth
Because i take micro breaks (shittin)
To find time to troll and misinform people here
Is an art
One you don't understand
how do i reset my half sword
Delete system 32
Restart pc after
Should be reset with mods instantly installed
Yw
Delete all your games and sell your pc
Buy a new pc and it should be reset
no fr how?
Say thank you
delete all half sword files
and then reinstall
and verify
integrity
ok thank u let me try rq
Game out this Friday?
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Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!
is that guy still being weird
LMAO
that reminds me to watch police bodycam
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oh my god its from this
it didnt work
wait i recognize you
were you in the sm2 server
SillyHead
I KNOW THIS GUY
Clearly he's yelling out help for police because he's getting kidnapped by someone
I GOTTA BAN YOU RIGHT NOW
MWUHAUAHAHAHA
nah just kidding
Sup
sm2 ?
You know who else is here?
ligmá
@lime knoll
HE BANNED ME
😭 😭 😭 😭
I think it's that one uhrrr channel about
Space marine 2
omg a romanian
something something involving mario
hello
Yeah he's our server Romanian
oh fuck yea
ive been watching ig reels all day so i gotta lock in to not say something abysmally diabolical
lest you be banned in two servers
Are you implying something here 😡😡😡
ban him
lego disassemble sound effect
Balkans best area of the world
Holy shit nic I'm gonna dm you this gif
Fun fact romania invented AIr
I'm almost scared
So true king
Albania invented water
They also invented the galaxy
Macedonia invented nothing at all
the usa trying to steal Romania's thing
😡
And the french were atomized by Agarthians
ayt ima finish this presentation
cya
im cooking gang
what year is the game being set in again?
1470s
uhh 1500s
IM RIGHT YOURE WRONG
NUYH UH
arquebuse
"guns in 1470" gave me this
I swear the fucking pitchfork guys in the abyss are making me crash out
STG-44
Ai?
what in the star-wars did they do to my favorite AR
hey quick question. any compromation if the new update on halfsword (early access) gonna cost money to get?
nvm ew what is that
<30
sale on release
twin
what is that
i've seen that image before ai got big
Beauty of life
it might have been ai-upscaled at some point
It wasn't nothin crazy right
that scope is a real scope pretty sure
Are we deadass
guys would you rather get slimed out by prime king von (an honor) or meet the baron
baron
Shut up silly billy you don't even have a willie
bars??
here's another picture of that exact gun
Perchance
I knew it was ai
That scope is real
Piece of shit
looks like it was touched by california gun laws
im being rage baited
"chatgpt flip this Image "
Some guns simple get improved over time
Perchance 
The Stürmgeweher 44 was absolutely a real gun considered the first "assault rifle"
anyways heres
Stg 44
Was the first
STG 44
silly mod can we mute this guy / j
🤘
ngl never got the hype about deltarune
Aka the stürmgewher 44
Or mp44
Sturmgewehr
the graphics are chopped
Or stg
When did the germans make the lamentation
i hate purple roles
Says the one who paid money for purple role
THREE DAYS GUYSS
I think it fired 8mm kurtz?
do not diss my favorite game
You know who has money? ME
Account based in Blackmarsh
Isnt the fandom like megagooner
you know who else has money? your mom.
Thats like.. half of them
i dont like that part
Ive heard enough, mordhau better
(mordhau gave me stage 16 prostate cancer)
MORDHAU SOLD ME POWDER BEHIND A WENDYS
i couldnt ger past stage 4
bro I hadnt even seen the trailer its peak
Account based in Altimer
they show the final boss
TAKE ME THRU DERRRRRR
the jester
TAKE ME THRU DEEERRRRR
me when i lie
nuh uh
me when i tell the truth
excuse me?
fym "artist"
i am toby fox
sign stuff i want
he seems so personable
lmfao
Wow Toby is kerdly Canon next chapter
😭
wait why
MODS KILL THIS GUY AND HANG HIM BY HIS TOENAILS
YES YES YES YES YES
what the hell
Is prime king von considered a sacrili- ohhh
I AM THE BIGGEST KERDLY FAN EVER
chert keep up the kralsei agenda
tbh i like it
bet
i like both
keep up both agendas
Man i lowk wonder why coins have ridges
Eggsactly
Ima go search it up
imagine you seen ts 10 years ago
woulda scared me
we lost 50 thousand gallons of water because of that
Mmm daily dose of slop 🤤
Facts
These guys dont know anything about some IG reels
its the guy from fortnite i say as i get lobotomized
willie in fortnite would lowk be fire
Wait he actually is a guy from fortnite this is crazy
they already got default white man 1-49
Michael what have they done to you
dementia simulator
he looks like tbh
lobotomy actually... get it right
isnt deltarune that fortnite ripoff?
"Mommy mommy please buy me the middle aged paper salesman skin please!!"
Ultimate ragebait
what did you do to murr
takes one to know one
My friend did this
twin.. twin pelase.. LOCK IN
youre just as responsible for not stopping this
Exactly man 🥹
my name isnt twin pelase
faustus_ lock in
Im ralsei from fortnite
I was the one who told them to do it
🤫
which ralsei
the black ralsei or the white one
that one
YEAH I TALKED TO ONE OF THE VOICE ACTORS AND THEY SAID SOMTH ABOUT A LINE BEING MISSPELLED
Ooohh yeah they are different
i forget why do they change colors
nuh uh
i was just in the chat with jessy
he show exclusive content i had to sign a nda
everyone better make sure to get in vc when im there
Ts cancerous
never anytime else tho
imagine not owning a gp-5 soviet gasmask
say that in the netherlands and you're getting your ass beat
and instead buying the fortnite backblings
he's epic
36 dollars for the plush
Buy me both of them chert for our friendship!
you're the guy who was being weird about that cookie right..?
bro i used that username
💔
we are gonna gently set down a bag of puppies because of this schladmorg
it IS my name
no I did
im sorry twintwin
LMFAO??
Brother tismus
What
the "mmm i love being so fat and chubby" guy?
Thalmor daughter or Argonian son
silence knife-ears
shit.. argonian son
Is this a reference 🥹
erm broski
you increase my cortisol
@hybrid wasp’s mom and I
Cortisol spike
uhhh
"you make my brain release oxytocin at an exponential rate"
when are tomboys coming to half sword
A little fast on the post button
True
Mcwonderbeast please tell us
ping him
No hes mining coal
Thank you
shouldnt you be mining coal instead of chatting here?
Oohhh is the game just for media attention
historical siege moment
do i hear a razer huntsman TE in the backround
hey so that's illegal bro
or a razer blackwidow v2
why the fuck is he floating
Idk i think theres a legal loophole here
im surprised the sword didnt slice your feet
after today, tommorow of the tommorow will be early access...
beat his cheeks off his legs
if yall did not know chat gpt is the brain of a turkish man copied via neural silicon replacement procedure
turkiye mention
(im armenian)
haf swo
isnt emperor of mankind from warhammer 40k turkish or something
no hes anatolian vat grown
no hes armenian
the imperium was founded on mount ararat
historically in armenia
hees antartic
so i am more related to the emperor
(im a black templars fan)
but i read the books
thats why
why do many black templar fan fake warhammer fans
Roblox is getting worse by the days
but its only ever the internet ones
I hate the stereotype
it is stupid
honestly
Classic heads and faces are getting replaced with arthro heads and faces
not because "haha funny space aryan"
i think salamnder fans are faker fans ngl
Oh no! i was terminated from roblox 3 times!
imagine still playing that shi
(it was for bullying and trolling, respectively)
roblox died with removing chat
my brother likes the salamanders cos he knows a lil bit of lore
thats all
I got banned for 7 days once for saying "damn"
im talking about tiktok fans
hes just like "woah these guys are cool"
Because they had no filter that day...
people who get there lore from memes
TIKTOK IS SLOP ORACLE BOUGHT IT
I said far worse and got a day ban
"shovel shovel shovel" bro the kriegsmen will slime you 💔
like people thinking nurgle is nice
Gruesome things
nurgle is the worst one tbh
he gives you stage 40 bone cancer
and you turn into a discord waifu admin
yes
Lucky
Say "shit" on the mic on Roblox you get banned forever
🇦🇱 🇷🇴 🇹🇷
captain midfo
im lowk armenian
(im armenian)
scream if you love armenia
RAHHHHHHHHH
ok
No, smiling too much is a sign of mental illness
Okay russia calm down
Have you reached stage 100
No, my brain is perfectly intact.
Instagram reels has rendered my resistance to insanity incredibly high.
I have achieved my perfect form.
ts got me
what the fuck wrong with my discord
its being controlled by something
When is game coming
Hi guys im the nicest fine gentleman on earth
Cool
Of yeah misinfo? Well you're balding
Ouf
i wouldnt know
my brother was balding at some point
shit was hilarious
Willie
why tf did he start speaking German for a moment😭
"too many chicken butt jokes" 💔
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
Normalize laughing like facebook moms
what exactly is a "car"?
This
Lol 😂 😂 😂 🤣 🤣 😂
so you basically ride a household pet to go anywhere?
horse
i am NOT laughing like that twin
fnuy left like
exactly! that's what in my people's times used to even travel.
and sometimes used for war
i lowk want a horse
uh. what type of horse?
idk man
That one
hm you could eat a what
im so hungry i could eat a
sandman heard
comically large sickles
chad detected
dark souls boss type shi
how are you even doing this
half sword enchancer mod
#halfsword
Music: Verdi's Requiem: II. Dies Irae
Movie: Resident Evil: Damnation
There will be only one shitpost today
Sorry bro im fixing the agarthian portal
no agartha stuff allowed
yeah
why
just delete it
on a scale from 1-10 how fucked am I here
associated with bullshit
like the other bullshit
we cant talk about
its just a shitpost 💔
fun fact: I am a polynomial
whos that I genuinely dont know I keep hearing about them all the time
what a scary crow
unfortunatew
actually thats scarecrow
@umbral bough shouldnt we close #1047240101152960525 considering the EA is gonna drop and pretty much any and all feedback regarding the demo is pointless
well I’m gonna get executed now
shouldnt ya mom close her legs
most likely already accounted for as soon as ea drops
dipship289 incarnation
Pretty much just a T group
oh I was about to say whats wrong with that
Look a bit deeper than just that
6-7
Is he stupid? Hes gonna fucking die and hit the bowl
j
Im hungry
2
I got you some Chinese
Yummey
?
Gotta eat to keep your strength up man
61 hours and 17 minutes left till EA
im fucking tweaking
i genuenly cant wait
ive watched the trailer like 19 times since it came out
😭
61 hours and 16 minutes now
61 hours, 61 hours is all we can spend now for EA
someone here, i demand you to make a time travel machine so i can time travel 61 hours and 14 minutes into the future
weve been deported to here
War pigs
he just sat there waiting for death
lets pray that halfsword ea launches with steam workshop
🙏
we NEED. halfsword mods
owls are so goofy
lol
but terrifying
here u go
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Do we have a specific time that Half Sword EA will release on Friday?
when it does
dont think so but i'm sure they'll give us a time when we're a little closer to the release
midnight would be funny me thinks
me also thinks so
woah thanks i feel so much better now
Good song
Yer old pfp is back
yes, indeed
Will the game be free?
no
How much
24.99
Ty
on cod?