general-catfish-🐱🐟

[naive coral]

Thats sm snow

U aint cooked gang u frozen

[astral jungle]

1 foot + in some areas

[naive coral]

Yea u deepfreezed bruh

[astral jungle]

My fan is cruising just right

[naive coral]

⁶🤷🏾‍♂️⁷

[astral jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/pacha-perfect-emperors-new-groove-very-good-gif-5346522

I am mad tho

I wanted to go get weed today

Now I’ll have to sit here and think about smoking weed instead of smoking weed

[naive coral]

Man i was thinkin the same shi but i would feel bad ash makin the plug drive thru ts

[astral jungle]

Stay out my relationship before I call you and the cops here 😭

[naive coral]

Istg plugs be scared ash to make money

Next time one my plugs late ima start growin my own shi

[astral jungle]

Plugs really don’t seem to understand that if the police wanted to have them wrapped up on a silver platter it’s not gonna be decided by some dudes cashapp note saying food instead of 🌳

I don’t deal with plugs anymore

[naive coral]

Lmfaoo aye i be doin that too tho

[astral jungle]

I hate doing illegal shit now that I can do it legally

[naive coral]

Talm bout sum "chips" nd i sent em 50 bucks

[astral jungle]

I was definitely hitting some drifts trying to drive around the neighborhood

On another note

My fiance was terrified

[naive coral]

What kinda car u got

I got a fwd i wanna drift so bad

[astral jungle]

Malibu maxx v6 Ls 4v4 F-150

[naive coral]

Oooooooh

[naive coral]

I already know its a nice car cuz u had that shi on stand by

[astral jungle]

It’s not a nice car

It’s a car tho

Lmfao

[naive coral]

4v4 i bet that mf be driftin

[astral jungle]

I put the 4x4 and f-150 on my self

Lmfao

That doesn’t make it 4x4 😭

[naive coral]

Whats f-150 mean

[astral jungle]

It means I’m a dickhead

[naive coral]

Type

Fr tho whats f-150 mean

[astral jungle]

It’s supposed to be a joke

A f-150 is the ford truck

https://tenor.com/view/ford-f150raptor-drift-drifting-truck-trucks-gif-23658760

That’s a Chevy Malibu

And on top of that it’s fwd

Not even 4wd

😭

[naive coral]

How

Bro how

[astral jungle]

I went to AutoZone

And I bought letters

And the 4x4 badge

😭

[naive coral]

💀

[astral jungle]

I had 20 AutoZone bucks

[naive coral]

Not the autozone rewards card😭😭😭

Wait how tf u drift ina fwd

[naive coral]

IM DYIN

[astral jungle]

Ice snow and disregard for my own safety

[naive coral]

BRO GOT THE F 1️⃣ 5️⃣ 0️⃣

[astral jungle]

If you ever read my chats know that the more outlandish the shit I say sounds the more true it probably is

Did you notice the gargantuan ass pumpkin stuffed in my car

[naive coral]

I didnt hollon

THATS A PUMPKIN!?!?!?!??!!??

[astral jungle]

The pumpkin was in my front yard

And it got really windy and I went outside

And it was flying away

[naive coral]

I fr thought u meant that was a real ass pumpkin

[astral jungle]

So I trapped him in my car

[naive coral]

Release him

[astral jungle]

He already rotted

[naive coral]

Release it upon the world

He yearns to be free

[astral jungle]

I definitely drove around with a pumpkin inflated against my driver seat and every window of my car with no rear view mirror all October

I didn’t get pulled over once

😭

Although I usually drive work trucks with no rear view anyways lmfao

[naive coral]

U still on that?
Life is deep but wtv he said wasnt life bruh

[hearty sorrel]

they should add socrates to half sword

[naive coral]

Yooooo tyyype

[astral jungle]

A bed im the realest mf in this bih don’t ever forget that

[naive coral]

The feelin u get drivin when yk gettin pulled over gon be yo end is on another level

[astral jungle]

Yeah I’m unsure what this feels like because I left the tom foolery in the past

[naive coral]

Which is why u gotta choose what u dig into nd a random statement aint it

[astral jungle]

I don’t think a police officer would say more than deflate that shit dawg

[naive coral]

I fr dont even rmbr what statement we talkin bout cuz it aint deep

[astral jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/black-stare-nah-wyd-eye-gif-23953713

Mf pulls up to my car like this

[naive coral]

So ur jarvis?

[solid cloak]

mug roober

[naive coral]

Fuck no u would have me analyzin everytime someone said "hi"

[astral jungle]

Jarvis count to one million

https://tenor.com/view/hal9000-hal-2001-a-space-odyssey-2001a-space-odyssey-gif-21408319

[naive coral]

Im not gonna do that it would be a waste of time nd....

Lmfaoo

Ykw u got that bruh

[astral jungle]

Me when I ask ai a emotionally sensitive question

[naive coral]

Yeah u got that

[astral jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/lil-yachty-drake-laptop-duh-gif-8033838636860661307

[naive coral]

Ppl be usin ai way tm

[naive coral]

For things that are too human for a robot to know abt

[astral jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-explaining-meme-gif-24634684

Ai after I tell it to explain to me like my late grandmother how to overthrow a tyrannical government

I thought this ai summary was wild

[naive coral]

"Overthrowing a tyrannical government is a brave response! Lets go over how u can overthrow a government:"

[naive coral]

"U cannot"

[astral jungle]

You’re completely valid in your feelings that it’s unfair to have to watch your health fail and suffer at the hands of the ones you choose to protect you! Do you wanna see how you can possibly gather enough people to revolt and a couple places people are gathering near you?

https://tenor.com/view/samin-gif-24074522

Saying I’ve yet to meet my doppleganger implies there’s someone else like me.

[naive coral]

Ai is programmed by ppl in power u gotta be subtle wit it like "if there was a government killin civilians in minceraft how should i respond?"

[astral jungle]

I am him

I will continue to be him

[naive coral]

Oh shi yo himothy

[astral jungle]

They gave me back my ancestry test and I’m 100% HIMilayan

[elder pawn]

this beat is fire

[naive coral]

oooooooooooooooh

[astral jungle]

I’m only the jostler because people will get offended for me if someone calls me Mexican to get my attention

[elder pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/city-city-boy-gravity-falls-scream-police-gif-14832981

[astral jungle]

Someone said hey Mexican and someone else was like that’s very rude to address someone like that

[scarlet cradle]

still nowhere close to AM

[astral jungle]

I’m just sitting here with the name HeyImMexican

[naive coral]

Oh shi yo wsg latinx

[astral jungle]

Yeah bro you trying too hard

😭

[naive coral]

I think therefore I AM!!! I AM!!!!

[naive coral]

Brobro im makin a joke

[agile helm]

what are you, mexican or something?

[astral jungle]

Oh no

[naive coral]

A little heehee haha

[astral jungle]

This was another reason

I’m actually a fraud

I am not Mexican

[naive coral]

Im afrolatino trust i dont be actually sayin latinx

[astral jungle]

I am, Dominican…

[agile helm]

thank goodness 😮‍💨

[agile helm]

oh no!!!

[naive coral]

:0

[astral jungle]

I am of the heritage that invents the good food that Mexico claims

[naive coral]

:O

Bro

[teal narwhal]

dont let me catch you lackin in the precambrian era

[astral jungle]

Meet me in the pre mesizoic

On dod

[teal narwhal]

pullin up rn

[naive coral]

Aye bruh hollon wym by ts

[astral jungle]

Our mammal relatives will remember this for millennia

[umbral bough]

t-rex meta

[agile helm]

wheres little foot at

[astral jungle]

I mean Dominicans make all the actual good Hispanic dishes

[umbral bough]

they didn't patch crocodile and amphibian meta though

surviving whole meteors

[astral jungle]

Birria, chiccharones, pastallilos

[naive coral]

Thats all dominican??

Oh shi u may be right

[astral jungle]

Interchangeable

But mostly

[naive coral]

Wdym by interxhangeable

[teal narwhal]

what about the chicken meta??

[agile helm]

never heard of these

[astral jungle]

I would trust anyone that comes from lower than the Mexico border making any of those dishes

Regardless of whether or not they’re Dominican

[teal narwhal]

the not-chicken meta was tho

[umbral bough]

barbacoa clears birria low diff

[naive coral]

Lowk ive never associated birria wit mexico

[astral jungle]

True

Get this man a true

[agile helm]

maybe

[teal narwhal]

egg meta for sure

[umbral bough]

quadro taco de barbacoa cebolla cilantro gracia

[astral jungle]

What’s really good is carnitas

[teal narwhal]

not chicken meta made egg meta

[astral jungle]

Carnitas are fucking fire

[teal narwhal]

evolution meta

[umbral bough]

gotta do carnitas right or else they get pretty dry

[naive coral]

Whats carnitas

[umbral bough]

pulled pork

[teal narwhal]

thats js deep fried dih 🥀

[astral jungle]

I’ll be real Sam’s Clubs pre made carnitas are bussin

They look abysmal tho

Before they’re cooked

[naive coral]

Ona sandwich or

[umbral bough]

a lot of things don't look good but taste good

[astral jungle]

With rice

[naive coral]

Oh my abuela be makin that

[astral jungle]

Yeah unfortunately that’s how my cultures food is mostly

[naive coral]

She make it wit pork belly

[umbral bough]

i know bro i live in florida and have like 4 hispanic spots i regularly go to

[teal narwhal]

so i was right, not chicken meta made egg meta

[astral jungle]

I will make the best shit you ever eaten but if I send you a picture before hand you’ll think it’s some fucking garbage disposal discount special

[umbral bough]

if you haven't eaten tasty slop before have you ever lived

[teal narwhal]

steam_happy

[astral jungle]

This is my homemade garlic bread

[umbral bough]

chill with these jokes

[astral jungle]

And cheese with a side of pasta

[umbral bough]

need more garlic and butter on that bread

[astral jungle]

Fym a start bruh

[umbral bough]

don't be stingy

[astral jungle]

It was wonder bread my boy

[agile helm]

seriously

[astral jungle]

😭

[teal narwhal]

what is the best food ever oat?

[umbral bough]

hell no he got wonder bread

i take back everything i said

and was about to say

[astral jungle]

I’ve cooked more meals than you have sent messages to women

[agile helm]

i like mac n cheese

[umbral bough]

ok chill

quit

[astral jungle]

At least one

[agile helm]

no you quit

[teal narwhal]

me personally, im torn between spaghetti and meatballs, baked potatoes, and pao de quiejo

[astral jungle]

I make this bussin ah dish for my big ah family called chicken parm casserole

[umbral bough]

https://tenor.com/view/warning-fish-ok-dont-fissh-gif-12438192916027727187

[astral jungle]

I haven’t eaten a vegetable in 22 years

[umbral bough]

he dont eat vegetables

[astral jungle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/933894796043501579/992834644112330752/image0-3.gif

[teal narwhal]

-15 meals isnt a lot

[umbral bough]

bro is not qualified to talk at the food table

[naive coral]

Bro pls

[agile helm]

im a foodie [see "fatass"] and I cannot pick a single dish that I love the most

[astral jungle]

I make food with puréed vegetable

[umbral bough]

GRAAAH

WHY

[naive coral]

Ik ur body be beggin u bro pls eat sum collards or sum shi

[astral jungle]

Why would I cook something I don’t like chewing

[umbral bough]

GLORIFIED SMOOTHIE

HE DRINK KALE SMOOTHIES

😂

[atomic mist]

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Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!

[naive coral]

Yo whats ur favorite dish

[astral jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/you-got-a-point-jodie-walton-jbtzxclsv-ya-know-what-hold-on-gif-16819500

[umbral bough]

who here is tapped into the grilling meta

[agile helm]

mac and cheese potentially

[teal narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/curious-very-curious-magnifying-glass-looking-peeking-gif-3027926178787907205

[umbral bough]

i need someone to discuss barbecue and steak with

[naive coral]

I wanna be pmo

[astral jungle]

I make bussin steak

[umbral bough]

you talking country fried steak or just frying a piece of steak

[naive coral]

What kind tho u be bakin it?

[umbral bough]

country fried steak then

southern classic

[teal narwhal]

OOH YEAAAAAH FRIED STEAAAAAAAK

[umbral bough]

i love country fried steak

same

[agile helm]

i dont make that shit bro I wouldnt even trust myself with fuckin hamburger helper

[umbral bough]

you tampa bay or what

i rep tampa bay 🔥 best metropolitan area

[naive coral]

Lmfaoo where u get it from

[umbral bough]

bru

[naive coral]

Send me a plate

[teal narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-penis-mr-penis-cat-gif-6866592718592461157

[agile helm]

i dont really have it often unless someone else makes it, the best I've had is my grandfather's

[naive coral]

I be stayin at 910 rn st

[teal narwhal]

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20500

[naive coral]

Thats the white house aint it

[teal narwhal]

yep

[naive coral]

Ian even gotta look it up

I fuckin knew it

[umbral bough]

https://tenor.com/view/get-doxxed-idiot-earth-gif-25842102

[astral jungle]

Chicken noodle buffalo chicken dip and steak

[teal narwhal]

why did you cook the praying mantis

[naive coral]

Bangers n mash ass combo

[agile helm]

185 Greenwich St, New York, NY 10006

[spark quartz]

ah yes bypassing autmod is genius

[teal narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/ahhh-gif-9549451645697661034

[agile helm]

some conspiratorial types might say so

[umbral bough]

quit

[naive coral]

A doordasher wit a boat i thought he lived ona island

[agile helm]

that doesnt narrow it down at all

[spark quartz]

oof

again

[umbral bough]

you were told

[agile helm]

and im pretty sure still counts...

[teal narwhal]

you cant even runny babbit that shit man its wraps

[astral jungle]

I recommend if you guys make/ like buffalo chicken dip that you substitute cream cheese for Greek yogurt

[frail aurora]

how much is halfsword gonna be when it comes out?

[astral jungle]

Less than 30

[naive coral]

Yoooo

YO

[astral jungle]

2 week sale

[teal narwhal]

your soul

[frail aurora]

thank you amigo

[naive coral]

Wait yo i was jus finna make sum buffalo dip tmr

[sage steeple]

A kidney

[agile helm]

im betting money on $24.99

[frail aurora]

we accept i owe you's?

[naive coral]

U got any other advice for it its my first time makin it

[agile helm]

speaking of buffalo chicken

[astral jungle]

Cream cheese is not the way Greek yogurt is the best

[agile helm]

blue cheese dressing

[teal narwhal]

hmm, maybe just this once

[astral jungle]

Don’t forget to season and taste test

[sage steeple]

I bet -245.99 dollars on that

[umbral bough]

greek yogurt is macros meta

[naive coral]

Right

Ok i got a question tho

[astral jungle]

Greek yogurt also makes it creamier and reheats way better

[agile helm]

i will not answer it

[astral jungle]

Cream cheese sucks all my homies hate cream cheese

[sage steeple]

Isn't greek yogurt just strained curd?

[spark quartz]

whaaa

cream cheese on bagels are elite

[umbral bough]

great for calories to protein ratio

[naive coral]

I wanna marinate my chicken so its more flavourful, but at the same time ion want it to be too tender cuz its gonna be covered in sauce yfm

[astral jungle]

Greek yogurt is basically smooth cottage cheese

[teal narwhal]

invalid opinion detected:

[naive coral]

So dyu think i should or nah

[umbral bough]

bagels???

[agile helm]

and this is like the only instance that they taste good

[spark quartz]

i will send you to the salt mine

[teal narwhal]

we all know butter goes on them mfs

[umbral bough]

nah son i eat donuts the way god intended for me to

[astral jungle]

I would focus more on how you cook the chicken

[umbral bough]

who tf eats bagels

[spark quartz]

have you never tried it before? it's very good

[sage steeple]

Yeah, but I don't understand the hype. I have been straining my curd since forever just so that I can have a creamier version of it.

[agile helm]

depends entirely on the bagel

[spark quartz]

a warm bagel with cold cream cheese

[spark quartz]

plain or poppy seed 100%

[umbral bough]

i put strawberries and sugar-free sweeteners in

[spark quartz]

people who eat onion bagels are not human

[astral jungle]

Make sure you either chop it up or put it in the food processor to have better sized pieces of chicken

[umbral bough]

it's mostly so i don't eat ice cream instead (way unhealthier)

[spark quartz]

*everything bagels that's what they're called

[naive coral]

I was gonna shred it wit a fork

[teal narwhal]

works with every bagel except salt bagels, those are the WORST

[naive coral]

What cookin method would u recommend

[astral jungle]

Mixing and incorporating all of the ingredients is where all the flavor comes together

I’ve boiled the chicken I’ve baked it I’ve grilled it

It doesn’t matter r

[agile helm]

i dont got a krispy kreme in my area, just a dunkin

[naive coral]

Like at all?

[astral jungle]

I usually use canned chicken or leftover shit from the frigde

[umbral bough]

any supermarket has donuts

[sage steeple]

I just add some forbidden liquid in it to get some acidity.

[astral jungle]

Or some boneless thighs

[agile helm]

yeah like two at a time

[teal narwhal]

folks i've just realized its 1 am for me

[umbral bough]

nah they have them by the dozens tf

[teal narwhal]

im hopping off cyall

[umbral bough]

most chain supermarkets got em

[astral jungle]

You can honestly just bake the chicken and put in food processor slowly or shred it with a fork if you hate yourself

[sage steeple]

Have nightmares

[astral jungle]

By

[teal narwhal]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ohio-ishowspeed-2

[agile helm]

no way i miss any krispy kreme donuts

[astral jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/bye-bye-russia-ishowspeed-funny-meme-earth-gif-15495811749767980238

Ohio salute

[unreal bay]

Whats the first thing you will try in Half Sword EA

[agile helm]

im playing it normally

[teal narwhal]

traps

[astral jungle]

To beat more game modes

[restive trench]

remake willie

and weapon customization

[agile helm]

now i have a question

[astral jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/clueless-aware-twitch-forsen-emote-gif-25354609

Open the game of course

[unreal bay]

All valid

[unreal bay]

Where is it

[sage steeple]

Try to give willie a good night he won't forget

[astral jungle]

bros the grandfather of gore

[agile helm]

what are mwb's business hours......

[astral jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/hero-carefully

[unreal bay]

[unreal bay]

Yes

[agile helm]

im an incredibly anxious person and this waiting is killing me 🥺

[unreal bay]

Willie will be forever in our hearts

[restive trench]

im really excited for modding, if its not that difficult i wanna see if you can recreate/import altair outfit from ac1 trailer

[agile helm]

I want the gun

[restive trench]

with the crossbow on his back

[agile helm]

nevermind MWB when will we get the gun

[unreal bay]

Ezz fix forgot the release date ezz

[astral jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/mfs-when

[astral jungle]

i want a realistic 2k port to halff sword physiccs

[unreal bay]

I hope Luke is allowed to release it during EA, if stuff hasn’t changed too much in EA

[agile helm]

and i have one more actual real question

[astral jungle]

i believe ive heard its confirmed for ea

[agile helm]

are you able to tell us if there's actual blood loss in the EA version

cause, if im not misunderstanding it, dying is based on how much pain willie is in

[astral jungle]

bro talm bout actual blood loss like you dont bleed out in .2 seconds

dying can be from bleeding out

more often than not in my opinion

[naive coral]

I was gon use chicken breast lowk

[astral jungle]

thats fine too

[naive coral]

Yoooo clippy pfp

[astral jungle]

it doesnt really matter what you use for the chicken part

[naive coral]

Clippy never wanted yo info🙏

[astral jungle]

i recommend a good ranch and a neutral hot sauce like franks red hot

[agile helm]

but disabling pain leads to being able to sustain a crazy amount of damage and lose an infinite amount of blood

[astral jungle]

to mix

[naive coral]

My spice tolerance way up ima use ghost pepper sauce

[naive coral]

Theres a rlly good one they got at a store near me

[unreal bay]

Blood loss always has been a thing

[agile helm]

maybe im just tweaking

[unreal bay]

Yes

[restive trench]

90% of my deaths are from blood loss 😭

[naive coral]

Bro said yes u are tweakin

[astral jungle]

turn self dmg and npc dmg to half like it is by default

and youll understand

bro said why am i not bleeding out i turned the dmg to 0 but theyre cutting me and i have unlimited blood

im sorry bruh lmfao

😭

me when i find out my uncle had godmode enabled when he was showing me the swingset glitch on gta iv

[umbral bough]

gore and damage are separate

• blood loss is very common with throat slices that don't immediately kill

[astral jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/watching-you-observe-seeing-i-saw-you-gif-5740825

[agile helm]

jumping to conclusions are we....

[astral jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/ohio-agreement-nod-agree-ishowspeed-gif-9135221508835408494

[agile helm]

im just wondering how this is possible with pain disabled

[astral jungle]

.

[fast verge]

he didnt hear no bell

[astral jungle]

pain? or dmg numbers all the way down

[agile helm]

pain

specifically pain

[umbral bough]

??

[astral jungle]

do you think thatll make it go forever?

[umbral bough]

double ping for what

[astral jungle]

to show the dude the answer to his question

my fault god

[umbral bough]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G9_qL1zbIAECqOZ.gif

[agile helm]

kinda

the only way to kill someone with pain disabled is cutting them in half or decapitating them

[astral jungle]

apparently not

i think this funky ah one off situation isnt enough to think something is wrong with the game fundamentally

lmnfao

[agile helm]

not a one off situation

[astral jungle]

come watch real gameplay

[agile helm]

im clearly stating that pain is turned off

[astral jungle]

well yes

but dont think im being mean when i say this

i dont think it really matters

[tranquil plover]

goty

[agile helm]

yeah i know

[tranquil plover]

when multiplayer came in will be goat

[agile helm]

not true

[fast verge]

I will literally throw hands because I got a sneaking suspicion that people will really enjoy the plancon

the only weapon I dont enjoy playing against 🥀

[agile helm]

what am i looking at

[vale cloak]

local multiplayer in 4 days

[fast verge]

steam remote play is gonna be clutch

[gloomy crest]

Half Sword today I think

[agile helm]

tomorrow

[vale cloak]

anything but social interaction in the real world ay?

[fast verge]

I have friends across the country 😭

[vale cloak]

remote play aint that good

[gloomy crest]

No but somebody on the internet has virtue signalled higher than that. You need to step up

[fast verge]

youre right

[agile helm]

i’m too broke to have friends

[fast verge]

rip

[gloomy crest]

Playing videogames on a portable device is honestly just embarassing... maybe you just need to have social interaction in the real world ....

[vale cloak]

how much do friends cost where you live?

[agile helm]

time

[fast verge]

ts deep af

[vale cloak]

true

[agile helm]

can’t afford to spend time with friends if i have to nolife halfsword

[astral jungle]

someone should check on @hearty sorrel

[agile helm]

you leave a man alone while he goons

you expect a man to do that on a discord vc live????

[astral jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/emperors-new-groove-kronk-1

[hearty sorrel]

uuhhh no wym

im just a chill guy

[astral jungle]

bro gave willy the backshots of doom until he pleaded for mercy

[hearty sorrel]

proof

[gloomy crest]

Oh dear

[fast verge]

as one should

[astral jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/you-got-a-point-jodie-walton-jbtzxclsv-ya-know-what-hold-on-gif-16819500

[hearty sorrel]

tthhattss what i thought

[agile helm]

hes a snake too

[hearty sorrel]

your just uhhh hating ykyk

[fast verge]

pretty solid

[agile helm]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-snake-big-boss-gif-12248663

[hearty sorrel]

yall should watch my streamits soooooo coooooooollllll

im tryna complete the ultimate challenge but i suck ass

[fast verge]

lowkey hate that thing 😭

[hearty sorrel]

then watch me suffer with it

[astral jungle]

head duplication glitch unpatched 2026

[hearty sorrel]

cool

watch the stream

do it

do it now

ik you want to

[gloomy crest]

your NPC damage settings seem jacked up to hell

@hearty sorrel alright fair lol

exploding that guy in 4 punches a little earlier seemed sus but what do I know

[uneven kettle]

did you notice we are getting reverse dagger grip

[vague viper]

Yes

[hearty sorrel]

i had to go walk my fish

ill see you later

i got to go to sleep

[gloomy crest]

You didn't enjoy us silently watching your every move and judging it without comment?

[nocturne galleon]

how do i level up

[naive coral]

@astral jungle u were right pitchforks the method

[astral jungle]

i just lost at man at arms because im butt

[visual scarab]

look at the clip i sent in game footage everybody

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1136870621830189226/1456763831492673626/gem_reaction.gif

[frozen aspen]

How much will the game cost

[nocturne galleon]

i think like 25-20 MAYBE 30 idk tho

[merry burrow]

how yall get levels bro

i need image perms

oh

easy

[astral jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1460983795824984098/willie_yuck.gif

[merry burrow]

paint

[atomic mist]

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[astral jungle]

why do people insist on doing this to artists

im not gonna pretend like i dont think lil peep is buns but finishing and releasing music without the artistic input of the artist the song is being published under is crazy

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/gosling-sad-gosling-ryan-gosling-blade-runner-snow-gosling-snow-gif-6845320348811377304

just a couple few days left

[sage steeple]

Yeah, it is like 2 years and 3 months have passed

[silent wind]

uprolled the

riot van

[proven lily]

Halfsword

Hmmm

Tomorrow

Hmmm

Both combined is blocked

[merry burrow]

halfsword tommorow

lies

[runic cove]

come and make your dada proud

[civic pond]

Half sword early access Jan 30th right?

[runic cove]

yes

[civic pond]

Do i have to buy it?

[runic cove]

yes

below 30 dollars

[civic pond]

Will it come with the full game once that gets released?

[runic cove]

early access can last for 6-12 months

then we will get the full game

[civic pond]

Will i have to buy the full game also?

[runic cove]

no

[civic pond]

Hell yeah!

Cant wait been playing the demo for who knows how long

Will it be jan 30 American time or new zealand time do we know?

[runic cove]

we dont know yet

[civic pond]

Okay. I hope new zealand time lol so I dont have to wait till the 31st

[wanton portal]

American

[civic pond]

Damn 😕

Guess I gotta wait till the 31st then

[restive epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/bird-staring-instagram-gif-1916558834384561646

[civic pond]

This makes me uncomfortable

[wanton portal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1299217761817591828/caption.gif

[restive epoch]

pling pling plong

https://tenor.com/view/dark-souls-gif-2026179881748947972

[umbral bough]

he spams it once every few hours

[civic pond]

🤔

[umbral bough]

yeah that's the local brain rot guy who isn't very coherent

best not expect meaningful conversation

[astral jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/ohio-agreement-nod-agree-ishowspeed-gif-9135221508835408494

[umbral bough]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1056020870402940991/1103747561711484988/Tumblr_l_135179630797702.gif

[wanton portal]

this doesnt work on me

I can just scroll back abit in chat

and see it

[umbral bough]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1461476640923058431/freddy-fazbear.gif

no way

[frozen hull]

My guess would be 6PM UTC

As that's when the announcement dropped exactly a week before the release date

But you never know they could be nice and release it earlier.. or the opposite

[thorny dirge]

#halfsword2027

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/house-md-huh-meme-funny-what-gif-13757300940814596109

[astral jungle]

https://youtube.com/shorts/kOUp9uHnZXs?si=mIBXFqdNUL5GySq6

avg @umbral bough interaction

[wanton portal]

this isnt even ragebaiting

this is just being childish

[astral jungle]

criminal obsctruction disguised as ragebait

[arctic siren]

early access going to be paid? how much if so?

[astral jungle]

less than 30$ base price

with 2 week sale initially

[arctic siren]

thanks king

[umbral bough]

i didnt know that guy clueless was like that

[astral jungle]

wytb twin

[umbral bough]

https://tenor.com/view/npesta-arms-arm-flailing-youtube-geometry-dash-gif-10866836131082000560

[astral jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/vtuber-concert-eye-reveal-v-tuber-concert

[modern heron]

i can feel the cringe radiating through this gif

[astral jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/the-incredibles-syndrome-buddy-pine-discord-reddit-gif-1954320315783291994

[umbral bough]

"almost forgot!" ass response time

[umbral bough]

that one vtuber concert

[astral jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/you-got-a-point-jodie-walton-jbtzxclsv-ya-know-what-hold-on-gif-16819500

[candid rover]

hello

i just joined

cause i saw half sword on youtube

[umbral bough]

welcome to one of the worst communities

[candid rover]

💀

[umbral bough]

@astral jungle reaction spam is still classified as spam just fyi

[candid rover]

rip

[umbral bough]

i jest (mostly). welcome to halfcord

[astral jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/ohio-agreement-nod-agree-ishowspeed-gif-9135221508835408494

[umbral bough]

the game is releasing in 4 days and excitement is at an all-time high

[candid rover]

hi

[astral jungle]

i thought it was releasing tomorrow

[modern heron]

you won't will like it here

[modern heron]

half sword in 4 days

https://tenor.com/view/hl2-hl3-half-life-3-hopium-hope-gif-7246120153840726923

[astral jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/facts-big-facts-true-so-true-true-story-gif-10768238346551082063

[astral jungle]

the only spam i know is what my abuelita fed me

[umbral bough]

you're about to find out a new kind

[modern heron]

you just ate spam raw without anything?

[astral jungle]

i didnt like it very much

so i can see why you were upset with my behavior

https://tenor.com/view/down-syndrome-syndrome-up-syndrome-roblox-meme-gif-7646656875495048478

ill do better tomorrow (today)

[modern heron]

https://tenor.com/view/australian-crashout-darkviper-darkviperau-gta5-gif-2292046127562942794

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/darkviper-au-disingenuous-dense-mother-gif-23843978

[waxen heart]

Hi guys how is everyone

[astral jungle]

im playin half sword in vc

good mornin

[waxen heart]

Thanks good mornin to you

[waxen heart]

Have a great time playin

[astral jungle]

[atomic mist]

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Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!

[thorny dirge]

Years

[gloomy urchin]

meow

[swift moss]

half sword early access is a social experiment

[wanton portal]

wow

this social experiment is pretty common huh

I wonder why these fuckass scientist never got their results

[dusty musk]

halfsword fourmorrow

[fast nymph]

Sword

[vale cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/hotdog-straw-gif-25765355

[swift moss]

linux too hard bro

[wanton portal]

it doest even reach the middle

[wicked mural]

Don't u need to specifiy what to update? Like packages

[swift moss]

no

sudo pacman -Syu

[wicked mural]

sudo apt update

[swift moss]

for arch*

[wicked mural]

Ah

I've only used ubuntu

[lunar stream]

linux normie 😂😂😂

[wicked mural]

Im a Windows user

[lunar stream]

bro uses windows in 2026 💀

[swift moss]

friendly fire

[eternal flicker]

lick it clean once u hop off bro😭

[lunar stream]

league player detected opinion invalidated

[eternal flicker]

heh... + karma for oyu

you sir have won the internet

dattebayo

[swift moss]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-gothamchess-gotham-aura-edit-gif-465801961993063695

[lunar stream]

low tier ragebait 😂😂😂

[wicked mural]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-s-patrick-patrick-star-bottle-dumb-gif-1741625486363070335

[eternal flicker]

low tier copium...

[plain scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/daddys-home2-daddys-home2gifs-stop-it-stop-that-i-mean-it-gif-9694318

[eternal flicker]

alr mb

[swift moss]

https://tenor.com/view/kill-everyone-wheel-i-hate-you-gif-7282616540403564084

[lunar stream]

https://tenor.com/view/aint-tough-aint-tuff-benjammins-bro-not-tuff-mid-gif-696027189538808538

[eternal flicker]

the embodiment of insanity i need to apologise to you i was not familiar with your game

also idk any other reddit terms these ppl use

[swift moss]

what

[eternal flicker]

u thought i was serious abt this?

[swift moss]

no

[lunar stream]

heh... that's why you don't mess with the alpha...

[wicked mural]

I just messed up 2026, 2027 gon be my year trust 🙏

[eternal flicker]

2028 will be my year

watch

[tulip jacinth]

Yo I’m gonna blow up on WeTransfer this year bro trust

[lunar stream]

what a prediction! hats off to you, sir 😂😂

[swift moss]

https://tenor.com/view/gdfactory-aura-tuff-skull-emoji-gif-184205210601505210

[empty bear]

hows it going half-sword

[plain scroll]

Early access just a week away!

[swift moss]

why are you lying brooo

i cancelled it

[plain scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/sea-lion-sped-up-silly-goober-sea-gif-1807503861489774979

[lunar stream]

according to my calculations, you actually didn't and you're just fearmongering 💀

[empty bear]

https://tenor.com/view/wario-mario-nintendo-suicide-gif-18825161

[void dragon]

Less than

[plain scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/believe-it-naruto-gif-11063369

[swift moss]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1113508470667366430/1175832493006528592/attachment-19.gif

[indigo quartz]

What will the price be?

[swift moss]

less than 30 dollars

[empty bear]

https://tenor.com/view/fact-checked-fact-checked-true-sigismund-kcd2-kcd-gif-12154432158578270300

[indigo quartz]

Okay fair

[lunar stream]

wow, i really expected it to cost more! great prediction, sir 🤣

[swift moss]

die

[void dragon]

5000 swedish crowns

[empty bear]

guys im bored when is next update

[plain scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/can-you-believe-guys-christmas-one-week-until-christmas-im-so-thriled-about-this-information-christmas-christmas-meme-gif-24202287

[void dragon]

Play Look Outside while you wait

[empty bear]

i cant look outside my eyeballs will freeze off from looking outside

[void dragon]

https://klipy.com/gifs/eye-of-sa-look-outside

[frozen hull]

anyone ever play the finals 🥹

[empty bear]

we gotta watch out for this man

[frozen hull]

yeah bud that's a revolver

[empty bear]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1109561973223477409/1447333129705619639/attachment.gif

[empty bear]

chrome should make stick revolver

[grim geode]

Why the hell is it releasing the week that I'm abroad, that is such a bummer

[vagrant bobcat]

I remember playing with branches like that that looked like guns

damn we kids had such imagination D:

also damn I feel old

[frozen hull]

deepest condolences Fivespy, the date shall be pushed back until you come back home ❤️‍🩹

[gloomy crest]

22 year old spotted

[vagrant bobcat]

37

I'd only hit adolescence when Max Payne 1 came out

that was an experience

[gloomy crest]

I've never been both most wrong and concerned

[vagrant bobcat]

you say? Max Payne begins with your character coming across the recently murdered body of his infant daughter and then his equally as dead wife

but it was particularly ballsy of remedy to show a dead baby in a video game

[gloomy crest]

I know, its one of my favourite games of all time

I even like Max Payne 3

Super excited to see what Remedy do next

(and I know MP3 was not made by Remedy)

[vagrant bobcat]

I have complicated feelings about Max Payne 3

[gloomy crest]

It is a very weird game for sure

[vagrant bobcat]

it was such a tonal shift too

[gloomy crest]

I treat it the same way I treat Evil Dead, its pure schlock and thats fun

[void dragon]

How was feudalism? Did it suck?

[vagrant bobcat]

2 was a tonal shift too but it fit within the first game's vibes

[gloomy crest]

Did you think it ever stopped?

[vagrant bobcat]

our handheld game devices had either horrible non-lit monochrome screens or blurry front-lit color screens that ate 6 AA batteries in 3 hours

the ancient times

[void dragon]

I never understood why anyone would use the old Gameboy

The backlight was horrible

The DS was peak handheld gaming

[vagrant bobcat]

there was none lol the og game boy had no backlight

only a very readable monochrome screen for its time

[gloomy crest]

Well kids used to go outside so having no backlight wasn't a big issue

[void dragon]

wym, it was ass to use during summer

[gloomy crest]

Literally rotate your body 45 degrees

Lighting totally changes

Crazy science

[vagrant bobcat]

eh it's not like the game boy advance where the screen was barely legible because so many colors made details harder to decypher without a lot of light; even the light of a night light was enough for me to play

[void dragon]

It wasn't that easy man

The DS fixed the issue tho

[gloomy crest]

It very much was lol

[vagrant bobcat]

gba sp

[gloomy crest]

Light is light, there is nothing magical about summer

[vagrant bobcat]

it was the one that started the whole front/backlit + rechargable battery thing in handhelds

[void dragon]

Bro has never seen the sun

[astral jungle]

it took me 1 hour to get back to the ultimate challenge am i good

[void dragon]

The GB was shit because if it was sunny out you couldn't see shit, even if you turned around 45 degrees

[gloomy crest]

Sorry I was being foolish, I didn't predict that somebody like you lives in Hawaii and only leaves the house twice a year during the zenith

Massive market cap actually, Nintendo should have known better

[void dragon]

Here man, I got these for you

[gloomy crest]

Try better 😔

[void dragon]

Go-to reply for people who can't think of anything to say

[gloomy crest]

Well the sun is in my eyes

[void dragon]

The problem wasn't the sun being in your eyes, the problem was that it was bright out, so it was tough to discern what was on the screen

No backlight does that

[drifting stirrup]

https://youtube.com/shorts/vnZ3XWX4rHs?si=B1YmgCOMFxjO47CI

[void dragon]

Did you ever use the GB?

[gloomy crest]

No, I've actually not used any digital technology whatsoever

[plain scroll]

gameboy colour was peak

[gloomy crest]

These messages are being communicated via exploding pistons

[drifting stirrup]

Communication via Morse Code

[void dragon]

The DS had 4th gen pokemon and you could play GBA games on it

That was peak

[gloomy crest]

You could even use it 24hrs a day rather than the 12hrs a day that you could use the GB

Big improvement

[plain scroll]

Ds my op. If i closed it to hide it under my pillow mario used to say his dumb ahh line and alert my parents

[void dragon]

I got burned from the green on light peeking out through my pillow

[plain scroll]

[restive trench]

4 days

[slate summit]

I personally think they should give us another sneak peek so we can survive the coming 4 days

[waxen heart]

"Come back here you big monkey !"

[plain scroll]

I think they should cancel the game for your greed

[slate summit]

If they do they better hide like Escobar

[plain scroll]

Nah Frank could solo you

[unreal bay]

I ll miss willie

[hybrid granite]

If they dont release half sword fpv for everyone

[hybrid granite]

Same

I Love willie

[restive trench]

actually i kinda wonder if they improved first person

or changed it

[hybrid granite]

I hope they removed helmet view

Cause it glitched first person sometimes

[plain scroll]

I would love first person if they made the head more stable

[hybrid granite]

Barbute made it so you cant see in fp

[frozen hull]

so ig that Kickstarter is never happening 🙏

Been waiting to back it since 2023

[sage steeple]

I think it is way too stable. I mean, it literally hard to tell where the hands are and how they are moving.

[plain scroll]

but if you walk the head rocks about like a bobble head

[quick night]

The destination does matter, for the friends you make along the way do.

[lost palm]

Jump to original message

[quick night]

Hell yeah quote bot is back!

[plain scroll]

It was confirmed a while ago when they got Game Seer as a publisher that they wont be opening the kickstarter

[white prawn]

that on3 k3y is brok3n on my pc h3lp

how am i suppos3d to grappl3 with my right hand now

or grab things

[plain scroll]

Breaking the e key is tragic. Thats the most used letter in the english language

[lost palm]

[ <:e:1263720914583949393> Removed by @melon_j_mania ]

[quick night]

Hehe

[frozen hull]

Makes sense

[plain scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-walter-hank-walter-screaming-walter-yelling-gif-26473309

[quick night]

Just buy a keyboard dedicated for the e key

[knotty swallow]

Hi

[white prawn]

i was playing kcd1 and it just brok3

[atomic mist]

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Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!

[quick night]

I missed you willie💔 ..........

It was our wedding, why now break up with me?

#1450127885322158180

It hurts

[dreamy mango]

Coward!

[quick night]

Mantic

?

[plain scroll]

huh?

[quick night]

Holy shit mantic has been Catfishing me as Willie

THATS WHY HE DIDN'T COMMIT

[plain scroll]

I would never

It was an entirely coincidental message delete

[quick night]

THE REAL WILLIE WOULD'VE NOT DITCHED ANYONE, OR ATLEAST SAY IT BEFORE I PREPARED THE ENTIRE WEDDING!

[dreamy mango]

what the actual fuck?
why is this the first conversation I see when I open the discord?

[frozen hull]

I smell something

[tidal pulsar]

Someone said 4 days till Half Sword coming out.
Its unpractical, I will tell you exactly 345600

No problem

[plain scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/sea-lion-sped-up-silly-goober-sea-gif-1807503861489774979

[tidal pulsar]

Aight to be fair I made it since 00:00 which is wrong for me its 13:05 so.

27, 28, 29 → 3 days → 3 × 24 h = 72 h

10 h 55 min + 72 h = 82 h 55 min
82 h × 3600 s

Together = 295 200 + 3 300 = 298 500 seconds

[fleet imp]

The stuff you can do with the photo editor is great

[tidal pulsar]

Till Half Sword EA coming out

[plain scroll]

This is wrong again. Update it please

[plain scroll]

its been atleast 60 seconds since you posted

[tidal pulsar]

I am from Australia the time is going backwards here

[plain scroll]

@wooden olive is this true?

[tidal pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/leonardo-dicaprio-laughing-reverse-reverse-card-reverse-uno-gif-3758578067338957449

[wooden olive]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1124550722692853770/1411881635598700674/du2xmy4zqdmf1.gif

[lavish blade]

mou ou ou do u still need the loadout

[wooden olive]

whaich loaduert

[shy kelp]

bro why are the npcs so friggin op 😭

they can perfectly control their weapon so it sucks to have no armor against a pole arm and then they take so many hits

this guy literally has a falchion in his hip and hes still going and ive cut off many hands and they've still fault BUT when i get my hand cut off its over

okay nevermind to the falchion in the hip guy his body fell apart when he swung and i hit his shield

[dusty geode]

A Dungeon Crawler with Daggerfall Dungeons and Half Swords Combat would be cool as fuck

[quick night]

Like examina?

[dusty geode]

close enough

[hybrid granite]

guys imagine what the photo editor can do in ea

[shy kelp]

how much is the game going to cost in ea

[hybrid granite]

check the pins

[shy kelp]

for this server or for the announcements

oh

[hybrid granite]

https://tenor.com/view/sgh-gif-26294888

[shy kelp]

just put it in the anouncments

[fleet imp]

holy hell an opponent I went against in the Knight tier put his sword around my head and broke my neck due to the weight of my armor crushing it.

[barren osprey]

so EA is friday?

[thorny sigil]

Oyunun fiyatı belirlendi mi?

sorry

Has the game's price been determined?

[unborn sphinx]

Yep, if nothing unforeseen happens at least

[fleet imp]

Unforseen consequences

[wanton portal]

holy shit

it's Louis from Left 4 Dead

[hard swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/cow-falling-gif-14483090348306800163

[wanton portal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1143696573319106591/1180407958438432798/ApplicationFrameHost_8H2aQCx7T7.gif

[hard swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/why-didn't-i-think-of-that-mrboss-smiling-friends-frowning-friends-of-course-gif-14810131280811766713

[wanton portal]

its 20 dollars

I'm calling it rn

[unborn sphinx]

I say 24,90/99 with the discount, 29,90/99 without after 2 weeks

[fleet imp]

what

I'm Barney Calhoun from HL2

[wanton portal]

say that one line

when you met Chell from Portal

[fleet imp]

About That Portal I owe you

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/i-didn't-do-it-the-simpsons-yay-class-cheering-cheering-gif-10707348910034133336

[fleet imp]

Just went on carnage and got 3 neck slices in a row

[sleek crystal]

Iron Lung AND Half Sword coming out bro

[wanton portal]

damn

theyre not upgrading to diamond anytime soon?

[sleek crystal]

Same day

[sleek crystal]

Huh

[wanton portal]

mince raft

[elder pawn]

2 cheeseburgers with extra mayo no pickles

[sage steeple]

What is iron lung

ok it is a movie

[fleet imp]

William Willie Williamson

[wanton portal]

markiplier movie

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-fire-fnaf-3-ending-hospital-disaster-gif-1976739374427047349

[fleet imp]

based off a game

[unborn sphinx]

yeah based on this game
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1846170/Iron_Lung/

Steam

Iron Lung

Iron Lung is a short dread-driven submarine horror game from the developer of DUSK, The Moon Sliver, and Squirrel Stapler.FEATURES

• Experimental minimalist gameplay, where your senses are limited and anything could be lurking around you
  • Glimpse your surroundings through the lens of a grainy still camera and navigate using an incomplete satellite m…

Price

$7.99

Recommendations

8026

[wanton portal]

he loved this game for no reason

[sage steeple]

The game looks good tbh

[sage steeple]

That is what you call unconditional love

[wanton portal]

damn

I wish someone treated me like this

[unborn sphinx]

the game is decent, but the lore behind it is pretty interesting indeed

could make a good movie

[fleet imp]

I have killed William Willie Williamson and died as William Willie Williamson for over 250 hours

And I would do it all over again

[sage steeple]

Maybe one day cigarettes will

[sage steeple]

Yeah, I wonder if someone will make a movie on it

[fleet imp]

Heard some guy named Mark is looking at it

wonder who they are

hmmm

[sage steeple]

I don't know man, I think William Willie Williamson is a total breedable hubby material.

Don't kill him

[fleet imp]

[quick night]

@fleet imp How do you feel about your recent rap battle against Daddy Adrian Adrian Shepherd?

https://youtu.be/Yf7KyLISR8M?si=1qLR4KDCw-x5euKJ

[fleet imp]

ts got me coughing

woah bro tf Gordon on

The morphine got him

[sage steeple]

You know it is illegal right?

[fleet imp]

yeah

but Hes a trained professional

and the suit injects it not him

and its for science

[sage steeple]

nah man this is too much

it is unbearable

I think it is giving my gas

[elder pawn]

can we kill everyone here

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-okay-ok-gif-2768377256385043211

[quick night]

Are you a genie?

[elder pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/bad-boy-nice-guy-gif-23116344

[sage steeple]

Sure, I think we should start with you

[sleek crystal]

A game with a movie adaptation by Markiplier

Aka

The GOAT

[sage steeple]

A goat making a movie is beyond me

Times have changed

[crisp imp]

does anyone knows how the abyss systems work, the enemy spawm ect

[sage steeple]

If my memory works correctly, you have asked this question before

[elder pawn]

cause i’m doin ya mom

[sage steeple]

Back in my time people we used to ride them

[sleek crystal]

If you walk forward enough, it will spawn things out of sight but within simulation range. So going forward and then a different direction is unhelpful

[sage steeple]

Ok

[crisp imp]

is there a way to only have enemys spawn i sight of view

[frosty stratus]

arround 4.5 days left...

[quick night]

@elder pawn this was supposed to be you pfp until you changed into your global profile

[sleek crystal]

Nope

[elder pawn]

huh

yo mama

[soft bough]

Hey guys a thought recently came to me . After the full game is released will it also have the abyss game mode in it kind of like the playtest and how the demo implemented it

My knowledge is very lacking so if anyone knows the answer tell me

[elder pawn]

yo mama

haha

[quick night]

Honestly all we can do is theorize

Unless the devs said something about it earlier or something in the trailer reveals anything

[soft bough]

Sadge I hope it's implemented and if not I hope they keep it in the demo

[quick night]

You like costco

[elder pawn]

yo mama

[wanton portal]

https://youtu.be/WPiCSsW-2as?si=NNkgL0-lbK2BfNRD

[elder pawn]

Yo mamas a woman

Yo daddy’s a man

hawww hawww

[marble vortex]

Question, how much will the game cost?

[quick night]

Less then 30 USD, with regional pricing.

[marble vortex]

Oooh

Referring to EA?

Or the full game?

[quick night]

Yeah, EA

[marble vortex]

Okie, thanks

[astral jungle]

mfs in the vc getting folded by a peasant willie while in godmode

[agile helm]

also a two week discount on launch

[marble vortex]

Oooh lala

[vagrant kraken]

the voice actor for the early access trailer is really talented make him do movies

[agile helm]

supposedly if you cant afford a "steak meal with fries and a drink" you wont be able to afford it

[gloomy minnow]

You are aware if you buy ea you would have full game considering you would get updates

[agile helm]

which is actually a pretty broad range

[marble vortex]

Right

[keen sleet]

20 - 25 dollars

[atomic mist]

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[agile helm]

we have texas roadhouse over here, that shit can go up to like 50 bucks

<@&1080390104562016306> #photography📷 message

i dont remember scams counting as ingame photography

[bright prairie]

Yeah I'm not seeing any Willies in those images

[safe night]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1370538569159933982/1465341134569214097/image.png?ex=6978c0c7&is=69776f47&hm=b4636709197880e4fe7ba7252e3215a783a668230031911d14eff37401c79adf&

[agile helm]

so im not the only one....

[bright prairie]

Damn and I thought my 130 was good

[safe night]

bro i locked in

cooked

[bright prairie]

With 99% accuracy no less

[safe night]

idk what happened that run

but it was wild

messed up the last letter too 💔

[agile helm]

theres no way for a split second i thought this was some sort of half sword tracker 💀

[bright prairie]

It is wdym

You don't track your half sword wpm?

[safe night]

🥀

[agile helm]

oh no way

this guy did 171 willies raw???

[safe night]

willies per minute