general-catfish-🐱🐟

[primal roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1270086107987705901/1464004650805100634/togif.gif

[flat plank]

my shadows turned off

i reinstalled

they still arent there

[rocky isle]

i just saw the announcment, omg its coming :DDDDD cant wait

[indigo hare]

You need a light to make shadows. Try directing your desk lamp at the screen

[sick gull]

halfsword needa drop already its been a year

[wheat brook]

Asshole😭

[indigo hare]

#announcements

[rocky isle]

five days

[violet garden]

He got dunked on so the rules no longer protect him. It actually would’ve been perfectly legal to kill him right there. Merciful man.

[wheat brook]

Like for example I’d dunk on you and slam you on your neck

[fierce hearth]

halfsword will drop tmr

[violet garden]

No you wouldn’t dunk on me

[abstract harbor]

anyone know how much the early access is gonna cost on friday?

[indigo hare]

Less than $30

[abstract harbor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/796871137530347520/1417946274564542535/trollage.gif

[wheat brook]

But id slam you on your cervical region

[violet garden]

You wouldn’t be able to touch me

[indigo hare]

It’s been 27 hours.

[agile helm]

😃

[sick gull]

if ive had halfsword on my wishlist for 2 years do i get a discount

[indigo hare]

5 times an hour

And it’s pinned

Nothing can save you people

[hazy agate]

chill with the pin mcdonald

[indigo hare]

Shut up nerd

$80

[wheat brook]

No

[primal roost]

I hope my 12 gb rtx 3060 can run this game on playable framerates.

[indigo hare]

Yeah because you don’t even have a job you bum

Go mow some lawns in the winter

[hazy agate]

that might be

[primal roost]

me.

Im ronald mcdonald

[wheat brook]

My job is to stay cool

[indigo hare]

Ur fired

[wheat brook]

Right..

[hazy agate]

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-cucumber-pickle-food-funny-gif-18047537214266960419

[primal roost]

Nah

[wheat brook]

Hell yeah

[noble wyvern]

roblox in half sword discord im jumping

[wheat brook]

Guess who got pasta

[agile helm]

with joy?

[wintry ingot]

[noble wyvern]

yes

[steel wave]

Anyone know what the price of the game is gonna be?

[rocky isle]

around 40-45 bucks, depends on region

[raven ore]

20usd

[wheat brook]

Alcohol

[small echo]

I saw "40-45 bucks" and i almost piss myself

[wheat brook]

Hey don’t worry bro you have to pay

I get it free tho

[small echo]

Wdym you get it free?

[naive marsh]

gabagool

[small spoke]

He's trolling

[small spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/soprano-gabagool-silvio-dante-gif-14540200936614248664

[empty bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/furio-giunta-the-sopranos-knock-knock-gif-8251789904410503203

[versed knot]

Will half sword have workshop?

[remote turret]

Pick a card

[naive marsh]

any card

[wheat brook]

Oh like I don’t have to pay for it

[umbral bough]

i already have half sword full release

[mellow wren]

you ragamuffin..

[waxen heart]

Them gabagool must be tasty

[umbral bough]

imagine not having fully optimized online large buhurt pvp 😂

get real

[mellow wren]

did you just say online?

[wheat brook]

1446 ac

[versed knot]

WHERE IS THAT BRO

[vale cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/the-sun-is-a-deadly-lazer-gif-8691250

[lofty kindle]

Drunken Half Sword anyone?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZ0wzEqeSLA

[normal rose]

@lofty kindle Now that the release trailer is out, are you allowed to answer more questions regarding content? E.g

1. Any updates to blood & gore?
2. Will the leaked armour/weapon customisation be available?
3. Is there a number on how many new items (weapons/armour) have been added?

[rose yarrow]

is there any vc we csn talk and paly

[normal rose]

4. Will Willie finally have a willie?

[edgy lake]

was talking about this earlier, why no vc🤔

[rose yarrow]

facts u want t hang in a call

[edgy lake]

sure thing:^

drop me a message req

[inland radish]

i hate the 30 min cooldown on the photo chanel

[indigo hare]

Level locked

[edgy lake]

aooooohhhhh

okok

[inland radish]

🔥

[wheat brook]

You guys like sparkling water?

[indigo hare]

Idk the exact amount. You get 3-6 xp per message once every 60 seconds. I know if you do it in one sitting it takes 3 hours of chatting to unlock VC

2 for image permissions

[drowsy finch]

It’s alright

I don’t hate it

Only if it tastes yummy

[sage steeple]

Yes

Men loves other men as well.

True. I don't like my tone either.

I unknowingly hit a jackpot

[last whale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1258107627804557312/1462926682037162088/1768857740106964.gif

[waxen heart]

Cat dont give a fuck

[drifting stirrup]

Will the Demo remain available after EA release?

Wanna keep it for like

Mods and shit

[sage steeple]

You don't, xp checks you

[sage steeple]

shit and mod

[sage steeple]

yes

Abolishing what?

What is that?

[swift moss]

gothamchess vs magnus

[sage steeple]

They have my trust and I account for 50.4 percent of the world population

[swift moss]

no its my moves and @lunar stream s moves

we're so good

[drifting stirrup]

Whoever invented the Triple flavor popcorn bucket is a fucking genius

Caramel, Butter and White Cheddar in the same bucket? Fucking chef’s kiss

[lunar stream]

we're supposed to be brothers...

[pliant raptor]

sweet n salty at the same time?

im guessin u eat them in order or sum

[drifting stirrup]

Either I eat them on their own, in order or all 3 at the same time

[pliant raptor]

same time is crazy work

[drifting stirrup]

Caramel Corn is kinda brown

[astral jungle]

Caramel corn is caramel.

They do have snickers and Twix popcorn now at five below for some odd reason

All my homies hate popcorn

[drifting stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/venom-meme-venom-disrespect-youre-treading-a-thin-line-i-dont-appreciate-the-disrespect-gif-25689785

[astral jungle]

Popcorn is over rated

[wheat brook]

Hey who drew this?

[astral jungle]

I’ll take a movie theater box of rainbow nerds over that bs

[wheat brook]

Who??

[astral jungle]

Someone

No I’m the dude who makes the popcorn good with 10 lbs of liquid gold

[lyric whale]

is ea gonna be mp?

[drifting stirrup]

I can see where you’re coming from, kernels in your teeth make me want to kickstart a landmine

[wheat brook]

Man stfu

Just saying stuff now

[astral jungle]

Like just have a milkshake bruh if you gonna have some caramel tooth fungus sour patch kid popcorn

[wheat brook]

????

What??😭

[pliant raptor]

fs jus have a 2k calorie milkshake

[raven ore]

just have a 50k calorie uranoum milkshape guys

[astral jungle]

The only reason to have popcorn is because it’s low calorie and if you think otherwise you’re lying to yourself

It’s not good unless it’s made not low calorie

[pliant raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/he-made-a-statement-meme-alien-dog-dog-statement-gif-13429066535213053756

[drifting stirrup]

I just like it because it’s a light flavor

[astral jungle]

And then it’s just no longer popcorn

[drifting stirrup]

Not horribly overbearing

[astral jungle]

It’s a dessert

[wheat brook]

Anywho..😒

Who made this photo??

[astral jungle]

An artist

For half sword

[atomic mist]

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Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!

[wheat brook]

I love this

[astral jungle]

There can’t be many people’s social media pages to look through

To find the main art director or artist

[drifting stirrup]

“Water found in ocean”

[astral jungle]

I believe the halfsword game website goes into it a bit more

Not very in depth but might give you what you’re looking for

Odds are if your corny ah doesn’t know a lot of other people have no clue

Mfs in this bih asking general chat like it’s the almighty oracle

[drifting stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-ork-railgun-let-me-shoot-my-railgun-gif-9874737770595198769

[astral jungle]

Carbon based life found on earth

Evidence of Micro organisms found on 2 billion year old rock

[drifting stirrup]

The Space Marine games are a good start

I really liked Space Marine 1

That’s the one

Wanted to play the second one, but my PC was shitting itself in the tutorial

[idle crest]

Needed to blacken the faulds on my new ciurass, I'd say this is a resounding success

[pliant raptor]

what even is a ciurass gango 💔

[drifting stirrup]

I think I have an issue with my processor bottlenecking my GPU, but I’m not a computer nerd.

[idle crest]

The section of my armour that so what resembles a skirt needed to be chemically darkened.

[drifting stirrup]

Misspelling of Cuirass

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-halfsword-half-sword-half-sword-meme-halfsword-meme-gif-15408217781449245631

[idle crest]

You're in the halfsword server and don't know what a ciurass is? Brother it's like half of a suit of armour

You don't know half of it

[pliant raptor]

acting like its common knowledge type shi

[idle crest]

It's common knowledge in a discord centered around a medieval fighting game

[pliant raptor]

okay bub

u got it it

[idle crest]

You aren't required to know what it means but don't act like I'm using niche terms 😂

[pliant raptor]

fr man he like destroyed me

i gotta go now

[drifting stirrup]

Brother the entire HEMA hobby is niche

[idle crest]

Tbh I kinda just got those items without really trying, I never really actually played much of that game even though I've got lots of hours logged in it

[idle crest]

You don't need to do hema to know what a ciurass is

It's literally just the word for the torso section of a suit of armour

[drifting stirrup]

Agree to disagree

I hope the optimization is better in EA

[pliant raptor]

thats a chestplate buddy

minecraft teaches you that

https://tenor.com/view/who-tf-invited-this-guy-get-a-load-of-this-guy-thumb-pointing-left-bro-what-look-at-this-dude-gif-14811106181911329139

[idle crest]

Nope

[pliant raptor]

oh yes

@hidden flicker this is what i do bro

i walk sh down

[steel lake]

I’m not going to lie, the characters look weird; especially with hair.

[pliant raptor]

straight facts

if im lyin im flying

[drifting stirrup]

My terminology went Chestplate>Breastplate>Cuirass

[steel lake]

Sorry, but what the actual fuck are you saying?

[drifting stirrup]

💔

[pliant raptor]

oh i could DEF use a spoon for real

[thorn compass]

i need a spoon too

i need to shovel dirt so i can eat it

[brazen vale]

You know really neither of you are right because medieval Europe was very unspecific "Sword" would be an encompassing term of every type of Sword and the same would go for armor

[idle crest]

Said by someone who doesn't know what the difference between a ciurass and a breastplate is

[brazen vale]

I don't believe I ever said I do or don't know the difference between a ciurass and a breastplate

[thick jasper]

https://tenor.com/view/is-this-information-legit-gif-9202849568376436420

damn embed fail

[pliant raptor]

embed fail

go cry in a corner

im crine

[idle crest]

If you did you wouldn't have said the previous statement

[steel lake]

Why should one tease another for performing a simple mistake?

[pliant raptor]

is socrates still with us

[plain scroll]

no need to spam

[brazen vale]

I don't feel particularly interested in arguing with you, you're kinda just an asshole

[pliant raptor]

i can do the arguing

[idle crest]

For your information...

first image is a breastplate.

Second image is a ciurass.

[plain scroll]

[idle crest]

Look mayne if you don't like people telling you that what you're saying is wrong then don't say wrong shit. 🤷

[pliant raptor]

the correctional police

[fluid linden]

tbh the fact HEMA guys know a single thing about armour is just due to the people getting into the hobby tend to be medieval era nerds

[violet garden]

youre in a community for a medieval game. the medieval nerds are everywhere. beware what you say my friend.

[idle crest]

No everyone's entitled to their wrong opinions but don't expect people to say nuthin

[indigo hare]

Server has a problem with elitism and know it alls, don’t sweat it

[severe fulcrum]

yea one named moai

in particular

[violet garden]

this is true. in fact im better than them. and i know more. i might know it all, even.

[fluid linden]

HEMA as a hobby or sport will never once require you to interact with a piece of historical armour

[indigo hare]

Wel that guy was just superior objectively

[brazen vale]

That tends to be a trend with large servers

[indigo hare]

Moai was so fuckin cool

[plain scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/so-i've-heard-gif-1899418861963210299

[violet garden]

https://klipy.com/gifs/press-f-mg

[idle crest]

This is true, hema people are also often the biggest talkers of shit when it comes to medieval stuff

[pliant raptor]

bro waht the fuck is hema

like

[idle crest]

Historical European martial arts

[pliant raptor]

were not taht deep in the middle ages

[rose sonnet]

Larp larp larp larp

[fluid linden]

fencing but you learn using historical manuals instead of modern fencing stuff which is all sport fencing focused

[rose sonnet]

[indigo hare]

Well yes but also no

[rose sonnet]

Coward

😡

Sry

[neat tundra]

Im not rich enough to larp, this sucks.

[fluid linden]

like the military sabre fencing practiced from the 19th century/early 20th century is arguably HEMA

[violet garden]

if i had fuck you money first thing im buying is a suit of armor

[fluid linden]

I found a chainmail hauberk at an auction and scooped it up for 200 CAD earlier this month thing is cool af

[neat tundra]

Ok

[pliant raptor]

i see

[fluid linden]

only problem is now I am obligated to sink more money into building a proper loadout because I can't exactly wear this thing over a hoodie without looking goofy

[idle crest]

There's nothing stopping you from buying a straw hat and a pitchfork.

[fluid linden]

tbh tons of buhurt crowds wear sports protection for training and new group members

[idle crest]

Some reenactors specifically like reenacting as the poorest possible soldiers, even if they actually have nice armour

[neat tundra]

I can start with a pitchfork and work my way up by killing and looting people with better gear.

I see now, I see what I must do.

[idle crest]

Let's not talk about buhurt please

[quick fiber]

How much is half sword gonna cost

[fast nymph]

stop being butthurt about buhurts, haha, get it?

[pliant raptor]

HAHAHAHA

[fluid linden]

what do you have against it?

[violet garden]

istg buhurt people TRY to get the most fuck ugly armor ever, every time

[fast nymph]

25000 dollar

[plain scroll]

Buhurt buhurt buhurt

[fast nymph]

trueeeee

[violet garden]

"why yes i want a nasal bascinet, i think they look quite stylish!" said no one ever, GET REAL

[fluid linden]

I mean they're there to beat the shit out of eachother with metal clubs I wouldn't want to invest in some museum grade finely engraved piece just for grzegorz brzęczyszczykiewicz to show up and dent the shit out of it with a polearm

[fluid linden]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-truth-nuke-walter-white-true-breaking-bad-truth-nuke-breaking-bad-true-gif-2370094217877194192

[fast nymph]

minecraft villager ahh helmet.

[pliant raptor]

timmy tuff knuckles over here

[fast nymph]

who?

[fluid linden]

don't forget the football cage visor as well

[pliant raptor]

not you gng dw

[fast nymph]

ASKED! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHA.

[pliant raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/emotiguy-shadow-emoji-shadow-emoji-dark-emotiguy-dark-emoji-blank-stare-in-the-dark-gif-11899848196323977285

[violet garden]

let your armor serve its purpose, it what it would want

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/toby-cat-washed-soggy-wet-gif-16755473866192073463

[fluid linden]

I'm never going to act elitist in a hobby this small but I definitely appreciate when someone has that aesthetic fit

[idle crest]

If buhurt was treated as what it is I'd be fine with it.

It is, a bunch of mostly unfit men in vaguely medieval looking armour that's basically padded with with mattresses, clubbing eachother for five seconds before they're tired out and then they just start trying to hug eachother to death.

It is not, anything like actual armoured fighting and people need to stop acting like it is.

[violet garden]

when the func got sallet+bevor...

[fluid linden]

sallet+bevor+brigandine was my go to fit in Mordhau

[violet garden]

i prefer a solid cuirass over brigandine usually, but respectable choice milord

[fluid linden]

I was doing that funny perk that insta sprints when you land a kill, so med armour paired better with it

[fast nymph]

YEAH!!!!

[idle crest]

You got style, here's mine. ❤️

[fast nymph]

blur the image more, i can still see you.

[idle crest]

It's a screenshot from a YouTube documentary I was in

I can't help it looking shit

[violet garden]

sick

[fluid linden]

the Matt Easton fit. Looks great

[violet garden]

swagged to the NINES, sire

[fast nymph]

woooosh

[pliant raptor]

shit u guys actually fight irl in armour

i used to watch yt vids

[idle crest]

I think you're confused

[fluid linden]

even better, we buy armour and then talk on the internet about fighting irl

[idle crest]

My block fights his block each year

[indigo hare]

Charles Bradley is criminally underrated. Forgot your nerd conversation

[brazen vale]

I feel bad for the moderators for having to read all this

[fast nymph]

least ugly buhurt helmet:

[idle crest]

Alot of the guys in my group have fought Matt Easton, I haven't yet though.

[fast nymph]

bruh... "woooosh" is an expression that the joke flew over your head 😭

[fluid linden]

the moderators of the medieval combat game have to read about medieval combat how horrible 🙁

[violet garden]

naw man. melt that thing down. what the fuck.

[indigo hare]

Your feelings dont help me. Donate money to me

[idle crest]

I know. That's why I said you're confused.

[fast nymph]

its not this deep bro.

[brazen vale]

Well I need somebody to donate money to me then I can donate money to you

[pliant raptor]

ts gotta be an expensive sport

yall all businessmen or sum

[fluid linden]

that's cool as hell. I wish the scene in the Canadian prairies had more people to hit the levels they get to over in Europe

[fast nymph]

the elite, the bourgeoisie (i fucking hate how this word is spelled), the TOP OF THE ECONOMIC FOOD CHAIN.

[fluid linden]

how to get into an expensive hobby
step 1) be a late 20s/early 30s dude with no girlfriend or kids and no other expenses
step 2) have literally any sort of income source

[idle crest]

Yeah from what I heard it absolutely sucks to be in the americas if you're someone who wants to do medieval related anything.

Kinda makes sense though, since it actually happened here.

[pliant raptor]

3 figure coin

[fluid linden]

funny you bring that up I spent a solid 30 minutes talking with a buddy earlier today and malding over not getting deeper into silver/coin collecting

[pliant raptor]

u can take my coins twin

[fluid linden]

even if you're just looking at scrap value things are insane rn

[fast nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/yazıtura-gif-25047665

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1460983795824984098/willie_yuck.gif

[small spoke]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/572500473408520193/1301646148615798794/togif.gif

[idle crest]

I went into a market tent once to buy a nice belt and inside the tent was me, Todd cutler, his wife, zach Evans, and some other guy.

[fast nymph]

wtf are we even talking about rn

isn't bullion another word for chicken broth?

[fluid linden]

@idle crest do you have any recs for quality arming jackets/gambesons? Still just vaguely forming my equipment plan but I'm looking into something like pic related

[idle crest]

This is true, having a job and living with parents makes this a guarantee

[fast nymph]

yall are fucking rich.

[pliant raptor]

what is half cord even about man

i feel lost

in an abyss

[fluid linden]

depends, which half?

[fast nymph]

liking men

[pliant raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-goku-stare-goku-meme-goku-angry-dark-goku-gif-9241577022218433700

[idle crest]

I don't really know much about arming jackets tbf, other than what's historical, and unless you're in England there's not much I can say to you in terms of what stuff to buy

[fast nymph]

still the bourgeoisie in my eyes, go buy a mansion or something.

[open lion]

no waaaay the early access releases on my birthday lmaoooo

[pliant raptor]

yea muffin

[violet garden]

thats bouillon

[pliant raptor]

rich punk

[open lion]

HELL YEAH TWINS

[fast nymph]

Potato Potato, same thing.

[fluid linden]

fair enough. I genuinely hate the way my sleeves scrape and bang against my forearms when I'm swinging stuff so I am definitely going to need to save up for a good set of plate to cover my arms

[pliant raptor]

how many confirmed kills u got canuck

[fluid linden]

thinking once I cut the sleeves off at the elbows I can repurpose them into an aventail or gorget

[idle crest]

Also just so you know, a brigandine like that will cost you abslutely fucking loads.

[fluid linden]

over 300

[fast nymph]

then just go gentrify a foreign country /j

[fluid linden]

I used to do airsoft LARP/cold war reenactment stuff

[pliant raptor]

fuck yeah

u guys are apocalypse ready

[fluid linden]

by loads you mean like $500, or 4 figures?

[idle crest]

I take it you're American, is American civil war reenactment much of a thing there?

[fluid linden]

Canadian

[pliant raptor]

yoo canada

toronto raptors

[fast nymph]

LARPER! LAUGH AT THIS GUY! HAHAHAHAHA! god i'm miserable.

[idle crest]

More like 2 thousand gbp

£600 got me my brigandine and my brigandine is not a fancy one at all

[fluid linden]

oof. Yeah, that's not happening for me. So it's that specific design of brigandine that gets expensive, eh? Are the cheaper ones more wisby style?

[pliant raptor]

600 bp is like what

800 euro

[idle crest]

If all the rivets are in like, groups of three, it's probably expensive as fuck

[pliant raptor]

damn these uk dudes

[fluid linden]

shit, should I just DIY my own brigandine? I have a drill press and too much time on my hands

only problem is actual good brig needs to be properly tempered high carbon steel right?

[fast nymph]

"do i look like the troll face" ahh post 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[idle crest]

You absolutely can, but you really should study how they're built, don't end up making a shadiversity brigandine.

[fluid linden]

my BMIs too low to do shadiversity brigandine I've been watching a few different videos talking about it now

only problem is I don't know shit about sewing just metalworking

[pliant raptor]

what level do i unlock this vocab at

shadiversity what

[idle crest]

😂 Brigandine is often the go to choice for people who's waistlines are bigger than their chest circumference

[fluid linden]

he is a youtuber that does pop culture tier videos about medieval stuff

[violet garden]

hes a youtuber

[idle crest]

to put it kindly

[fast nymph]

bro just searched up "words that make me look smart" 😭

[violet garden]

nasal bascinet + shitty brigandine, now this is true swag guys

[violet garden]

??

what words in there dawg

tf

[fluid linden]

thats literally what I mean lol

Shads obese

[fast nymph]

Burgundian Massage Index

[fluid linden]

byzantine has fallen, millions must die

[idle crest]

Buhurt?

[frozen niche]

brave stand only game mode would go hard

[fluid linden]

well they're probably not making any more of the things

don't think there's any benefit in waiting it out for the next drop

[violet garden]

yep, the national buhurt outfit of choice lmao

[dusky hazel]

i love hitting people when i hurt them enoug hfor them to have the choking sound

cuz that way they cant just scream into my ear

[fluid linden]

in Halfsword, right?

[frozen niche]

tommy tough knuckles over here

[noble wyvern]

yo u forgot to say in half sword

[fluid linden]

https://tenor.com/view/padme-anakin-star-wars-gif-5048802

[pliant raptor]

😭

im crine

[dusky hazel]

yes

[pliant raptor]

half cord so goated

[dusky hazel]

sorry i wanted peace and quiet

[fast nymph]

"i'm too underwhelmingly lightweight to be able to equip such apparel as a brigandine"

[plain scroll]

Why did you ping for this

[dusky hazel]

timmy tuff muffin

[violet garden]

you are going to be killed

[dusky hazel]

cuz i forgot to add context

[violet garden]

unlucky

[fluid linden]

sir, mine circumference be too meager to equip this item. Perhaps more feasting is in order?

[fast nymph]

indubitably

[umbral bough]

why dafuq you ping

[dusky hazel]

basically i said that i like attacking npcs when they get hurt enough to choke (eg. wound in the neck) because they cant scream into my ear

[violet garden]

none of thse are fancy words you should be deconstructed for research purposes

[dusky hazel]

ts ts

[umbral bough]

me when i am minorly inconvenienced by someone from my workday

[weary tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/can-you-believe-guys-christmas-one-week-until-christmas-im-so-thriled-about-this-information-christmas-christmas-meme-gif-24202287

[umbral bough]

religion not allowed kthx

[dusky hazel]

imods are gonna slime muffin out

[open lion]

half-sword only week away

[fast nymph]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychopathy

[scarlet creek]

"Underwhemingly lightweight" 😭

[umbral bough]

it wasn't like i didn't try to look out for you

[violet garden]

what about it buddy...

[violet garden]

the nefarious barnacle

[pliant raptor]

nefarious??

https://tenor.com/view/dr-nefario-despicable-me-minions-run-away-gif-16147053

[idle crest]

Hmm, I've got enough money to buy a really nice suit of armour, what should I get?

I'd like a really oversized bascinet with... Let's see here, a visor that probably never existed.

I'd like so much padding that I look like marshmallow man.

Urm, since we're doing fully armoured combat let's all pick armour that's from a period in history when full armour coverage wasn't even a thing yet.

Make all of my armour hardened steel so that I feel everything.

[scarlet creek]

It contradicts the original message

[dusky hazel]

i do this thing with HSE where i crouch, hold my sword in [TITLE SCREEN] and use the deash command to basically steer around the arena and run people over

[umbral bough]

https://tenor.com/view/warning-fish-ok-dont-fissh-gif-12438192916027727187

[violet garden]

fucking lmao. YESS THIS IS PRECISELY WHAT I WANTED!! I WANT TO LOOK LIKE SHIT AND FEEL LIKE SHIT ALL THE TIME!!!!

[violet garden]

explain

[gloomy crest]

when she half on yo willy till you sword

[weary tinsel]

lmfao

[umbral bough]

a really funny thing is that the moment you brought up moderator actions in a public space you already broke another rule

[fast nymph]

"you acknowledge and notice that the physical altercations are indubitably high quality when thy interactible entertainment program receives an error and ends in the middle of said altercation."

[pliant raptor]

buddy stp breaking the rules

!!

[idle crest]

😂 Give me padding, I need to be protected, it's not like thats what the steel is there for.

[scarlet creek]

(I might be wrong since english is not my native language) the original message saif "my bmi is too low to wear a brigandine" or something lile that and the "fancy version" said something like "underwhemingly lightweight" (doesn't underwhemingly mean unimpressively?)

[umbral bough]

those who dont read rules

[fast nymph]

yes

[pearl coral]

i need more paychecks

[idle crest]

The fittest buhurter is unironically less fit that the most unfit historical man at arms

[pearl coral]

the few hours i have are already being CUT because of WEATHER and SCHEDULING

[scarlet creek]

What's with the buhurt hate

[violet garden]

ohhh wait i see what youre saying nvm dont even trip dawg dont even worry about it

[pearl coral]

because you pour thousands of dollars into it and there's hardly anything to really improve on

[umbral bough]

buhurt is basically "i want to slapbox with armor and sticks"

[pearl coral]

it's like if golf was lamer

[fast nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/point-gif-2450101530054484962

[mint frigate]

men at arms had access to basically no protein

wouldnt say they were the fittest

[idle crest]

Because its just, so American... Which wouldn't be a problem but they try to act like they're the knowledgeable ones on armoured combat when they're basically just teletubbies

[fluid linden]

the humble chicken 🐔 🥚 🥚 🥚 🥚 🥚 🥚

[scarlet creek]

Don't many buhurters do judo and bjj

[mint frigate]

expensive

[pearl coral]

could've fooled me

[idle crest]

This is not true

[pearl coral]

the sport revolves around using basically no technique

[dusky hazel]

so the outside part of the blade is bloody but not the part that's been through his chest?

[fluid linden]

men at arms tended to be fairly well off and taken care of, no?

[mint frigate]

depends on time period

[violet garden]

and throw in one of these for me too

[mint frigate]

also depends on time period / ruler

[dusky hazel]

dog muzzle type shi

[pliant raptor]

nfl helmet

[idle crest]

Why would a man at arms who's required by law to wear a full plate harness into battle not be well fed?

[mint frigate]

excuse me what

[fast nymph]

sir, i think you might direly require to acquire a hire at an employment structure. 🗣️ 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥 🔥 🔥

[pearl coral]

i have a job unc

[pearl coral]

what time period are you trying to talk about

[fluid linden]

yeah of course, but in general they're guys who are equipped and directly employed by a nobleman. He probably has some incentive to make sure they're not treated like whipped dogs until they mutiny

[pearl coral]

because the majority of them men at arms were getting protein

im a student intern at a museum

[pliant raptor]

i said it first

[mint frigate]

but compared to modern day?

we are comparing them to a modern day fit buhurt guyu

guy

[dusky hazel]

why's he lowkey crying blood

[waxen heart]

Is this smart or dumb

[pearl coral]

a modern day fit buhurt guy probably works out once a week

[dusky hazel]

son im crine

[fast nymph]

sir, that isn't an actual employment, thy seems to be experiencing the first stage of grief.

[mint frigate]

he said "fittest"

[subtle elbow]

does anyone know how much the early access will cost?

[scarlet creek]

https://youtu.be/n3ph6yyhr-Q?si=V2WqHgUK55tZLoHv Buhurt isn't as ooga booga as you make it look bro

[pearl coral]

i get paid and clock in and clock out

[mint frigate]

also if ur saying once a week then yea fs

but if ur talking about 7 da

[pearl coral]

i have seen hours and hours of buhurt and it is all ooga booga

what about this isnt

[scarlet creek]

That they actually try to block and shit

[pliant raptor]

we all buyin the game from turkey or africa

right

[scarlet creek]

[pliant raptor]

guys

[fast nymph]

nuh uh, internships don't count as jobs because i said so.

[pearl coral]

oh my God he turned his hands !?!?

[idle crest]

For alot of the 15th century, battles were fought with mostly or entirely professional soldiers, who were kitted in full plate.

The idea that you had to be rich to own a full suit of armour is completely bogus

[fluid linden]

I had a plate of chicken nuggies and 2 scoops of whey protein just to do OHP and return to sitting on my butt in front of a computer. I don't think being better fed and stronger would save me vs. some medieval soldier who's spent his whole life building up endurance in the fields

[agile coral]

its pretty awsome though

[scarlet creek]

No but seriously it's fun to watch and they're not that caveman-ish

[gentle copper]

the aesthetic of the new characters

[umbral bough]

i cant hate too much on the financial burdens of buhurt tbh i'm into cars guns cosplay and conventions

[gentle copper]

kinda reminds me of HS Dungeon

😭

[fluid linden]

like we're totally bigger and stronger nowadays than people were back then, but we're also way less active

[mint frigate]

1400s ok then yea

[gentle copper]

like if HS Dungeon got a Revamp

[pearl coral]

i can guarantee you 80% of them have absolutely no historical basis for what they're doing

[scarlet creek]

sam just hates buhurt because he's a harness fencing elitist!

[slate summit]

Guys whats your opinion on french people

[mint frigate]

they were taken care of

[umbral bough]

practical/functional strength is also something people overlook

[fluid linden]

you can afford to be a gun guy and a car guy?

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-revenge-of-sith-anakin-vader-darth-vader-gif-19644107

[idle crest]

Stopped being so much of a thing at that point

[pearl coral]

harness fencing objectively requires more skill to partake in lmao

[small spoke]

baguettes and croissants and other french desserts

[umbral bough]

and also swords but mostly kenjutsu

[pearl coral]

there's no arguing that

[scarlet creek]

Maybe because they're different martial arts?

[idle crest]

1400s, the century when full plate armour was a thing.

[mint frigate]

depends on the person

[pearl coral]

buhurt isnt a martial art

[small spoke]

What are you joe bezos

[fast nymph]

John Baseball

[scarlet creek]

Ik what I meant is that buhurt is mostly judo in armor

[umbral bough]

i work for the #1 telecommunications company in the US as a field maintenance technician

[fluid linden]

buying another trijicon optic while my clapped out honda civic rusts in the backlane

[idle crest]

😂 They call it mma when they just lean over the wooden barrier panting half of the time

[pearl coral]

point to moments in that video that included anything from judo

[umbral bough]

i have 4 hi points in my bmw

[waxen heart]

Taking off with his head way too serious

[umbral bough]

and an actual carry (p226)

[small spoke]

blue collar but my necks red

[fast nymph]

the OG bitcoin 💔

[umbral bough]

you are a 25 year old man where job

[fresh niche]

how do you beat the beggar boss

[fast nymph]

no

[small spoke]

I am a unemployed 40 year old man in my mom's basement

[fluid linden]

hit him with a weapon until he dies

[scarlet creek]

Wait actually I didn't finish that video, the green guy did a spinning attack I'm done defending buhurt 💔 (I dont think theres any judo technique in that video either so)

[noble wyvern]

the graphics in the trailer look so nice but why does the physics still look so funky

[umbral bough]

lmao

[fresh niche]

I cant the slightest touch of the axe makes me die instantly

[idle crest]

I've seen many buhurt videos and not once have I ever seen anything from judo.
It's not even slightly judo.
It's just people mindlessly swinging heavy objects at eachother for five seconds before they all get too tired to do that.

[small spoke]

is my depressing life funny to you do I need to report you to mcwonderbeast?

[fluid linden]

you just have to approach him with aura

[dusky hazel]

this is the closest thing to doing mordeschlag:
use [TITLE CARD] grip on your sword
get close enough to your enemy whilst your sword is already squng to the left
swing to the right, hopefully hitting them with the pommel

[idle crest]

It's crazy, buhurters think that what they're doing is basically harnischfechten... 😐

[fast nymph]

woah woah.

[fluid linden]

taking notes rn

[hybrid granite]

im afraid of buhurt because its people literally beating eachother up in armor

[faint breach]

it'd be cool to hame mordeschlag on the game

[fluid linden]

yeah, but you don't have to talk to girls so it's not that scary

[umbral bough]

@pearl coral vs 6'4 300lbs dude named bubba in the most historically inaccurate armor with a giant oversized poleaxe with a diet of only fast food and diet coke

[small spoke]

so true king so true

[umbral bough]

you think you got it bro?

[pearl coral]

buhurt shoots itself in the foot

the main appeal is that its medieval
->
medieval stuff had rules similar to buhurt, which limits the amount of real, potentially deadly technique you can use
->
fighting manuals of the time cover real combat, not buhurt combat
->
buhurt fighters dont study fighting manuals because they think it doesnt apply to buhurt
->
buhurt fighters dont have any basis for any kind of technique besides trying to hit the hardest the most

[idle crest]

No it's not, they're wearing enough armour to stop a supernova and they also pad it the fuck out

[pearl coral]

put me in the same gear i'm fucking him up and you can quote me on that until the day i die

[fast nymph]

you 100% have autism /j

[small spoke]

Me and my friends used to try not stepping on landmines for fun

[scarlet creek]

there's a reason why there are weight divisions

[dusky hazel]

stamofsamurn wins

[hybrid granite]

but also the weapons they use are against the said armor

[umbral bough]

it's historically accurate because it's like giving peasants full gear without any training

😂

[fluid linden]

huh. So are buhurt fighters the same dudes that fatroll in dark souls

[pearl coral]

how does this apply

[pearl coral]

indeed !

[pliant raptor]

what a hobby bro

[small spoke]

Nvm

I misread what you said

[pliant raptor]

how do yu even find a group to do this shit

[idle crest]

6'4 300lbs is just called a big target

[hybrid granite]

i see buhurt as rich people in steel armor hitting eachother with steel warhammers

[neat tundra]

if they gave peasants full gear more expensive than their entire lives, the peasants would just run off with it.

[pearl coral]

divorce

[umbral bough]

facebook

[pearl coral]

its for rich people who are irresponsible with their money or working class people who are three times as irresponsible with their money

[fluid linden]

100 years war strat was bring your own gear peasant, but we pay you more if you have better gear

[fast nymph]

i don't have autism, i have idk.

[fluid linden]

seemed to work pretty good

[scarlet creek]

Ok I'll admit the arguments I gave aren't valid but hating people for doing something they like is stupid

[small spoke]

not to add the fact the price to give that many peasants basic armor let alone expensive armor and how they likely have no training

[hybrid granite]

how do you even start buhurt like how do you get past the spend 3000 euros for a basic set of armor

[umbral bough]

if youre in a DISCORD server for a gory physics-based goofy fighting game where you do the same thing over and over and over again

you have something wired differently

[scarlet creek]

I dare say half sword armored combat is closer to buhurt than harness fencing

[hybrid granite]

like wiring in among us?

[scarlet creek]

[pearl coral]

i dont hate it in a vacuum but every single buhurt fighter acts like they're a bonafide knight and have to grasp at straws to validate it as historical instead of just owning up to it being stupid fun

[scarlet creek]

I'm being serious this time

[idle crest]

Armour was quite literally rented out to people

[pearl coral]

because most players dont know how to fence in harness

[small spoke]

holy nerd talk

[pliant raptor]

one day i will watch one of you fight irl

and cheer

[scarlet creek]

Militus is one of the half sword 7 and fights in armor like a buhurter in HS

[pliant raptor]

some day

[scarlet creek]

💔

[long dawn]

W NERD TALK

[pearl coral]

well the half sword 7 didnt ask me did they

[fast nymph]

☝️🤓

[fluid linden]

I just close my eyes and pretend I'm heart over death while I desperately flail

[umbral bough]

watch me beat my roommates up with shinai and bokken

[neat tundra]

why didnt they steal it and make a bajillion trillion dollars? weree they stupid?

[small spoke]

So true king so true

[scarlet creek]

Still, proper harness fencing in HS is almost impossible because we don't have that much control

[umbral bough]

the precision stops after man at arms

then it just becomes very difficult to exercise the kind of precision needed to replicate harness fencing

[small spoke]

i think y'all should just dual each other with guns to solve the argument

[severe fulcrum]

short sword

[scarlet creek]

Which means armored hs combat is basically buhurt

[idle crest]

If you rent a car why not just drive off in it?

[fluid linden]

yeah, the slow mo button helped a bit but it still feels way too awkward to accurately position my weapon to pull off any kind of parry or riposte when I could just use spacing and then run in and flail at the enemy when his weapon goes off point

[small spoke]

This is a stupid comparaison

[idle crest]

It's... The same thing.

[umbral bough]

i used to be very tapped into the US cosplay/con scene (fl) and i can confirm about 40%+ of the population is like this

[neat tundra]

I drive off in rented cars all the time, but elon musk manually turns it off so I have to steal the copper instead.

[small spoke]

It really ain't

[small spoke]

Are you a little bit Romanian

[idle crest]

😂

[pearl coral]

what do you not have enough control over to replicate

[fluid linden]

it's also a society where you can't travel long distances and everyone tends to know everyone in a tight-knit community

[severe fulcrum]

real who is we

[umbral bough]

takes one 2 know one

about 1/10 i fw

[pearl coral]

mfs will say "you cant do harness fencing in half sword" and then not know how to harness fence in the first place

[idle crest]

No it would be easier to steal a car because it's a car and you can drive away in it.

Do you think that person is going to be able to use that armour or sell it without questions being raised?

[scarlet creek]

First of all how armored are we talking?

[pearl coral]

full

[umbral bough]

i really hate the fl cosplay scene after experiencing the drama that comes with it so idk

[pearl coral]

if you're stealing armor you dont know how to fight in armor

[umbral bough]

i just cosplay to cons nowadays without social media presence

[idle crest]

Use for what? They'll look at you and ask where the fuck you got it lol

[scarlet creek]

At that point armoured fighting just becomes dumb bonking like in buhurt

[dusky hazel]

leg weapon is op

[hybrid granite]

Should i start hema with longsword or saber? Longsword is cheaper

[scarlet creek]

(In half sword)

[idle crest]

No, even if your in full kit, the point is to not get hit

[umbral bough]

longsword

easier to get into and have support for

[fluid linden]

you can pull off some crazy moves in halfsword but from every epic clip there is a dozen where it didn't work out because it was too awkward to actually get your arms into the right position for what you were trying to do

[scarlet creek]

Yeah but it's just basic blocking that you always do anyways

[pearl coral]

?

[umbral bough]

such is the lack of intuitive movement bounded by the constraints of a mouse with 2 buttons

[hybrid granite]

The person who is probably gonna be my trainer in the future told me its a personal pick, so im not sure about that

[umbral bough]

possible =/= easily replicable

[hybrid granite]

Cant decide so im asking for help

[idle crest]

I'm no even gonna let you scratch my armour, I'm certainly not letting you just bonk me

[umbral bough]

then follow your preference

[pearl coral]

longsword has a wider variety of systems to learn from and more room for idiosyncracies

[scarlet creek]

See that feels unnatural as hell and first clip was just a hugging contest, you didn't even do anything to the guy other than slightly cutting his shoulder 😭

[pliant raptor]

how do u even become a hema teacher

[severe fulcrum]

sabre is yap about tempo and mathematics

[pliant raptor]

do u do college

[umbral bough]

moulinetz and number 1 2 3 4 5 6 cuts

[pearl coral]

chud noob witnesses disarm, dubs "hugging contest"

[fluid linden]

I pulled off a duplieren once in the nobleman duels and I felt like the biggest badass

[umbral bough]

armored combat easy af in half sword because ai sucks

and blunt damage overtuned

[pearl coral]

well you're not a government employee so its not like you need a degree or anything

[umbral bough]

sub 30

[idle crest]

Armoured fighting is about skill, you can't win an armoured fight by bonking.

[scarlet creek]

Oh wait I didn't notice he dropped his weapon, my bad, my point is still that it feels very unnatural and robotic and you wouldn't be able to do that shit if half sword npc ai was good

[severe fulcrum]

irl??

[scarlet creek]

We're talking about Hs

[umbral bough]

just bonk professionally

[pearl coral]

i would rather it be unnatural and robotic than be stupid and easy

[idle crest]

You will never get that lucky bonk, and even if you do, it won't be the win that you think it would be

[severe fulcrum]

well llamasteve clearly isnt

[fast nymph]

HALF SWORD IS IN 5 DAYS LETS GO

[umbral bough]

yo dont ask me ts i do kenjutsu

[pearl coral]

if you're a medium kitted knight you have your own polearm

[hybrid granite]

So i should pick longsword?

[scarlet creek]

What about simple and natural like just bonking mfs with an axe

[fluid linden]

tbh you just decide to start teaching hema. But if you don't have a half decent ELO and a few tournaments under your belt people that are serious about being competitive probably won't be that interested. HEMA is really divided into the camps of people that do it for historic interests and people that do it for competition

[pearl coral]

i would

[idle crest]

In a 1v1? Medium kitted knight? Just run at them.

[fluid linden]

longsword is by far the most popular weapon in HEMA

[hybrid granite]

I also wanna try fighting with spear but i probably wont do that very soon

[umbral bough]

axe slides off of armor and does mild blunt damage, then you get tackled

[idle crest]

Spear can't do shit against a late medieval knight

[severe fulcrum]

asking clueless for this is downright diabolical

[umbral bough]

unironically

[idle crest]

I'm talking about irl

[scarlet creek]

Unpopular opinion : half sword npcs feel robotic and stupid

[umbral bough]

cold ass take

tf

[hybrid granite]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-laugh-ai-baby-babyfryingme-baby-sob-folk-gif-18221933230434867320

[night marten]

hi

[idle crest]

Chud is one of my favorite words man

[night marten]

ok

[indigo hare]

Bro thought he said something with this one

[fluid linden]

I decided on which HEMA larp club to join by going to a tourney and watching to see which instructors/their seconds had the most aura and won the most fights

[pearl coral]

there are many different ways to do it but the gladiatoria manuscript and my instructor both recommend holding your sword in a reverse grip by the blade as a barrier and then rushing in with a dagger whenever they make a failed thrust

[scarlet creek]

Thought everyone would disagree

[indigo hare]

Yes posting a picture of a baby in isis garb surrounded by a gun and grenade is fuckin stupid to post

[umbral bough]

no they suck and are stupid

[indigo hare]

Use some common sense

[umbral bough]

265

[pearl coral]

i mean yeah . . . . . .a littol

let me find the video

[umbral bough]

must also be employed

[pearl coral]

or a picture

[idle crest]

Lol.
Lmao even.

[umbral bough]

full time

you first

[scarlet creek]

I'm not wrong tho

[pearl coral]

what

[ember moss]

who would have thought the walking blade testers would be dumb

[frail nacelle]

breaking news: AI seems like AI

[umbral bough]

relevancy does not equal excuse to post

[neat tundra]

https://klipy.com/gifs/buzz-lightyear-meme-2

"half sword AI needs to be improved"

[scarlet creek]

Why am I getting flamed

[umbral bough]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1460983795824984098/willie_yuck.gif

[scarlet creek]

💔

[ember moss]

i think every male should have some water and a nice meal

[tacit rivet]

hola

[idle crest]

Hot take, being able to bench any amount of lbs doesn't make you any less of a loser if you were a loser anyway.

[scarlet creek]

What even is a loser nowadays

[hoary oxide]

Commander overreacting as always. That was just a light scratch

[umbral bough]

political discussion is funny

[small spoke]

Translation=my body is filled with estrogen and can't comprehend peak masculinity where it's only about lifting nothing else

[fluid linden]

what do you mean a 2pl8 bench doesn't remove my aspbergers syndrome and glaring social skill issues

I'm a Chad now

[small spoke]

So true king so true

[umbral bough]

time to stop talking politics

[frail nacelle]

Are you guys actually being serious this chat is embarrassing

[umbral bough]

ok it wasnt like i didnt tell this guy to

[small spoke]

i think most of us are joking

[idle crest]

"guys I can bench lots of weight but I'm still just as unlikeable as before and I blame women for everything"

[frail nacelle]

I sure hope so lmao

[fluid linden]

it's just bantz

[scarlet creek]

The great chud rebellion

[small spoke]

At least I am lmao

[neat tundra]

you know, this is a lot like what smokey the bear always said.

keep on trucking!

[umbral bough]

let's cut the bs and stop the bickering

[frail nacelle]

Smokey Bear was in the files

[pearl coral]

video of my instructor

[pearl coral]

quit

[indigo hare]

Shut

[frail nacelle]

lmao I'm sorry

[idle crest]

All I'm sayin is most gymbros I know are mega chuds, even if they can lift a heavy rock

[pearl coral]

here's the play illustrated in gladiatoria

[fluid linden]

tbh I don't actually know what chud means I just know I am one

[fast drum]

berdly

[idle crest]

I dont go to a gym because going to a gym has nothing todo with how good of a person you are.

[hybrid granite]

What should i do if i dont have someone to train with?

[pearl coral]

hit dummy

[small spoke]

Translation=I don't work out and can't understand that working out clearly outweighs me being a asshole megachud and I drink Soylent

[fluid linden]

shit, what kind of 1rm do I need to hit to become one

[dusky hazel]

is this a good candlestick

[scarlet creek]

Most gym videos I saw were guys working out because they got rejected / cheated on / left by their gf or something

[pearl coral]

tbh not having someone to train with will be a big detriment, if you can just buy a second waster sword you can give it to a friend and direct them on basic things to improve but at a certain point solo will not really cut it

[idle crest]

Sometimes, alot of the time they're fueled by hate and it shows

[small spoke]

Based

So based

you're so based

[umbral bough]

validation from others

i sleep

https://tenor.com/view/music-gif-25588676

[scarlet creek]

Very homosexual

[small spoke]

Ts guy gets it

[safe lily]

yo the photo mode is actually pretty insane this is so fun trying to make cool images

[frail nacelle]

when the gym rat calls you "big guy" that's when you know you've made it

[umbral bough]

i work out so i can survive getting crushed by my transmission if my jack fails

we are NOT the same

[fluid linden]

honestly, having this whole culture/ego thing tied around going to the gym vs. not going to the gym is weird. Society should treat lifting weights like brushing your teeth. You just make it a habit and do it and past that who cares

[small spoke]

It's called bromance liberal 🙄

[dusky hazel]

guess which body part this is

[scarlet creek]

Um sir I don't think any of the things I mentioned makes you abnormal

[idle crest]

Yeah and they go to the gym because they think physical appearance is why it happened.

[umbral bough]

what did you call this fine individual of halfcord

[small spoke]

Apologizes king I was trying to be funny and didn't mean anything by it politically

[hybrid granite]

If i fan buy a second longsword (foam one for 20 euro) i can maybe convince my brother to train with me

[fluid linden]

foam is not going to behave very well in a bind

[pearl coral]

yeah i mean even just having him stab you in a certain place so you can work on your reaction to it will suffice

[fluid linden]

it all depends on how serious you are about training ofc, but steel is going to be best and wood/synthetic longswords are "okish"

[astral jungle]

I nearly shit myself today I thought this was a person hiding behind the trash can

[hybrid granite]

You want me to start with steel and no prior experience?

[scarlet creek]

In the rejection part it is mostly about appearance, still stupid since you can't train your face

lol

[fluid linden]

yeah. Fencing masks are cheap enough

[idle crest]

Lol I love it when normal statements like "going to the gym doesn't stop you from being a loser" rile people up. 😂

Personality is what makes you a loser, not your fucken bench

[small spoke]

If you can't tell im joking and don't mean anything I say 😭

[fluid linden]

what kind of 1rm do I need to hit for a good personality

[astral jungle]

Nobody wants to put in the work to see if a butt face ah dood is a good guy anymore but you got a good chance if you share a workplace

[umbral bough]

blanket ban on religion n politics

[indigo hare]

Stop pushing the line. There is no politics allowed, or religion, or anything hateful

[scarlet creek]

He might be projecting

[astral jungle]

Mods clueless is speaking on religion and politics

Take him out

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1463032999410139188/tenor.gif

[pearl coral]

how do i tell my girlfriend that we dont need to call every time she needs to tell me something

[idle crest]

By hate you mean "going to a gym doesn't stop you from being a loser if you were a loser anyway"

[indigo hare]

You don’t. Happy wife happy life.

[scarlet creek]

Hey no offense but I didn't understand what you said

[umbral bough]

next person to continue the gym = morality argument goes to disneyland

[idle crest]

That's not hate

[small spoke]

I wanna go to Disneyland

[astral jungle]

It’ll get to that point when you upgrade to her telling you to come to the bathroom so you can continue the conversation

[fluid linden]

if you can't OHP 1pl8 you are likely a villein and a philanderer

[pearl coral]

but every time we call it turns into two hours of both of us doing something else and her getting frustrated when i take too long to respond to a statement

[small spoke]

Communication sam

[astral jungle]

The cliche it’s not about appearance its about personality doesn’t apply anymore because there’s a bjillion people anyone can try to talk to for love

[indigo hare]

“Oh no my phone died haha isnt that crazy, sorry haha”

[umbral bough]

yeah yeah improve body mind something something

[hoary oxide]

Old polish alcoholic is underrated ngl

[pearl coral]

its hard to let you all understand this woman

[astral jungle]

Wait what did I do

[scarlet creek]

It never applied, appearance was always more important than personality sadly lol

[umbral bough]

point is this argument is bs

[astral jungle]

While you been alive maybe

[umbral bough]

we work out because we want to get stronger, look better

[frail nacelle]

When I used to work graveyard shift, one time my fiancee called me at ~4:30am to tell me if we were stuffed animals we would have Velcro hands so we could hold hands.

And then she hung up

[fluid linden]

yeah this the kind of username I'd expect to post a hellish quart vid

[astral jungle]

If I was a fart would you hold me in, or let me go

[pearl coral]

i would like that kind of thing

[umbral bough]

it is a show of discipline and improvement of the self but has no bearing on character. no reason for this argument

[scarlet creek]

Well maybe

[neat tundra]

you go to the gym to get compliments from other men, I go to the gym to compliment other men.
we are not the same

[astral jungle]

Almost certainly

[pearl coral]

any time she calls me she gets frustrated if i leave ever

[scarlet creek]

I let you go cause if you love her let her go type of shit

[small spoke]

so based king so based

[hoary oxide]

I like swords

[scarlet creek]

Break up brostrogen

[small spoke]

lol what

[scarlet creek]

Jk

[small spoke]

Why does everyone just immediately tell ppl to break up over literally any relationship problem

[idle crest]

Basically what I said but worded differently

[fluid linden]

Hellish quart is a great game tbh I need to take the time to actually get good at it

[astral jungle]

I imagine if you’re coming from the 1800-1900s there was no real meeting many wife material women as frequently

[frail nacelle]

have you ever been on reddit

[fluid linden]

crab bucket

[pearl coral]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-neighbor-subscribe-youtube-hello-neighbor-subscribe-button-like-share-subscribe-gif-14091670499107444216

[small spoke]

based

[pliant raptor]

u guys grab it? i def would

[hoary oxide]

I have almost 20 hours and im only good with only one character for now. I love yendrek

[idle crest]

Ngl I literally just use dating apps for the confidence boost.

[small spoke]

A little slap aint hurt nobody

[astral jungle]

@lost palm

[scarlet creek]

This is hell, I remember one time bro grabbed my bum in front of my girl

[small spoke]

Does it work

[pliant raptor]

valid

[astral jungle]

Of course you still reminiscing

[idle crest]

Yes mate

[frail nacelle]

it obviously made an impact on you bruv

[dusky hazel]

how it feels to scratch that one pimple when youre scratching your back

[pliant raptor]

im crine ts gold

[night marten]

live willy reaction

[fluid linden]

I appreciate how they give multiple characters the same weapon, but their fighting style and aura is completely different

[scarlet creek]

What are u implying

[astral jungle]

Bro talm bout it like he still feels his hand

[dusky hazel]

sometimes when a willy is injured he sounds like a plane

[night marten]

why

im jewish

irl

[hybrid granite]

If you get hit hard even with a jacket steel swords can bruise

[astral jungle]

Bro definitely puts his hand there in solidarity with his cheek

[small spoke]

Hi Jewish I'm nic of burgundy

[night marten]

wow

[night marten]

hi nic of burgundy im jewish

[frail nacelle]

hi nic of Jewish I'm burgundy

[night marten]

hi autistic im jewish

[small spoke]

Hi autistic and jewish im nic of burgundy

[night marten]

jewish im hi autistic

[umbral bough]

unless it violates TOS or ends up discussed on the server we don't deal with profiles

[hoary oxide]

Yeah and every one of them has the best drip ever. They all feel unique even when similar

[night marten]

🐱

[dusky hazel]

not-so-baby back ribs

[fluid linden]

You do touch sparring and form drills until you have proper fencing jackets. Once you have those on a feder isn't going to hurt at all

[night marten]

Yeowch!

[pearl coral]

i think i might have fucked up the bones in my arm

[pliant raptor]

whatchu gon make

[pearl coral]

feders hurt me pretty frequently

[dusky hazel]

well is it purple and flailing around

[small spoke]

Ggs gotta break them all and re correct them

[dusky hazel]

jk

but still i feel like you should show us what it looks like

[hybrid granite]

Hey jewish hey nic hey autistic im a kings man

[dusky hazel]

if youre ok with it

[fluid linden]

ok do you mean "I felt that" hurt, or genuine injuries

[pearl coral]

it looks like my arm

[scarlet creek]

Btw to anyone who has bought hytale, is it worth it.

[pearl coral]

like i get bruised pretty often

[small spoke]

Oh ok cheers mate

[pearl coral]

probably every other day i spar

[idle crest]

Literally all you have to do on dating apps is not look generic as fuck

[fluid linden]

if people at your club are swinging their feders so hard that it leaves serious bruising they need to settle the fuck down

[pearl coral]

i mean not seriousssssssss...........

[dusky hazel]

try b ending it or moving it around

[small spoke]

Thanks for the tip

[pearl coral]

but there are some bruises

[dusky hazel]

tell me if it hurts or nah

[small spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/hmmmmmmm-hmmmmmm-hmmmm-hm-hmm-gif-2339932555530048784

[pearl coral]

dawg i can move it normally it just hurts

[hybrid granite]

I also dont have money for steel swords, i can start with foam or wood easy

[pearl coral]

and has been for some time

[umbral bough]

or look generic as fuck if you're going for generic people

[fluid linden]

it'll help you get dudes

[scarlet creek]

Or even better not use dating apps at all

[pearl coral]

i think i handled a bind wrong and it hurt me bone

[frail nacelle]

nah bro you gotta put a fish in there somewhere

[small spoke]

Even better

[frail nacelle]

bitches love fish

[fluid linden]

yeah understandable feders are kind of pricy. Go for wood, you can at least practice working in the bind a little bit

[scarlet creek]

For steamy training sessions

[idle crest]

I've never heard of that working, also, lots of people like goth women and they certainly don't go for generic

[scarlet creek]

There is already grindr btw

[pliant raptor]

hella steamy close up sessions

[fluid linden]

I used some padded motocross gloves for touch sparring until I could buy proper hema gloves and they did the job

[dusky hazel]

oh ok

[idle crest]

True, again though I like the compliments

[fluid linden]

stick a gun in your waistband too

[small spoke]

I doubt people who are overly Obsessed with goth women get them no matter how good looking they are

[umbral bough]

then you dont know ball

[pearl coral]

@fluid linden would you say this is too hard

[small spoke]

Real

[scarlet creek]

Generic people will always think they're unique or shit

[frail nacelle]

goth girls tend to go for beanpoles or dad bods where I live

[umbral bough]

euphemistically speaking i have a good roster going on rn and generic works

[scarlet creek]

What if I'm overly obsessed with women that look like me

[pearl coral]

people who want a goth girl are usually not in any kind of social circles goth girls are and therefore it doesnt work

[toxic iron]

chat, what price do you think the early acess is gonna be?

[frail nacelle]

what if I'm overly obsessed with dudes' benches

[small spoke]

Chuds and chudettes

[umbral bough]

i.e shirtless pics, bicep pics, basic thirst trap selfies

[umbral bough]

this but unironically

i'm a part of the rave scene and go to a goth club often enough

[scarlet creek]

Can we call the female chuds foids pretty plsss

[indigo hare]

Less than $30

[umbral bough]

(the one moistcritikal goes to)

[small spoke]

💀

[scarlet creek]

🥺

[idle crest]

I do have a shirtless pic on mine tbf which is very generic but the other pics make up for it

[frail nacelle]

Ayo the castle?

the castle is peak

[toxic iron]

i only got 20 on my steam 😭 🙏

[fluid linden]

for full protection sparring doesn't seem awful tbh

[toxic iron]

👍

[pearl coral]

well yeah that's about how hard we hit at the maximum

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/outlast-trials-meme-blacklight-guard-murkoff-gif-720341128627766689

[small spoke]

lfluclk wlaltlelrl

[pearl coral]

but i still get dinged up every now and then just from catching things the wrong way

[umbral bough]

dark victorian punk something something aesthetic

[idle crest]

I think my use of the 💅 emoji does the heavy lifting on my dating profile

[drowsy finch]

I need more outlastt

Not really tbh

[small spoke]

Hate it when water drips on your phone

[pearl coral]

like the other day when i caught a (german technique name here) to the shoulderblade

[pliant raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-steal-this-gif-clip-that-tony-stark-gif-gif-2086244474338522062

[small spoke]

Why the fuck were you using it in the shower

[fluid linden]

(german technique name here) is the realest hema post I'm stealing that 😂

[atomic mist]

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[umbral bough]

those who use their non ip-68 phone in the shower

issue skill

[pearl coral]

idk it was some flat-heavy riposte thing that i accidentally leaned into and caught on the back

[hybrid granite]

Brother what

[frail nacelle]

iPhone users be like "check it out it's waterproof" and then dunk their phone in a vat of crude oil

[fluid linden]

but yea, I think a lot of it is also down to feeling out what level of contact your sparring partners up for. I definitely pull my hits more if I notice the guy I'm training with is going light and fight harder if I notice my opponent is full aggro

[small spoke]

Lmao real

[umbral bough]

i whack my roommates at moderate/cutting force until they complain about it hurting

then switch to foam swords

[vale cloak]

only iphone users would have something as useless as a vat of crude oil lying around

[small spoke]

Use full force so you send them to the hospital

[umbral bough]

now why would i cripple my guinea pigs