general-catfish-🐱🐟

[light tree]

is this funny guys

[grand bane]

A joke but sure as shit not a meme

[light tree]

wanna see meme

[grand bane]

no

[autumn laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/pooh-funny-knot-cute-gif-9562994

[last whale]

Hey Odesai, guess what

[thorny sigil]

It's very difficult to use translation to talk to you.

[quick night]

Wait for a minute

It's a bit slow

There's a second batch

[autumn laurel]

meme portfolio

[quick night]

Also I'm starting a battle between me and mopsen

#1464610388044939305

And don't forget the hs7 edit

[last whale]

Stealing all of this, thanks

[quick night]

Hey

He's getting away

SOMEBODY STOP THEM!!!

[dreamy mango]

Mangy cur!

[drifting stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-halfsword-half-sword-half-sword-meme-halfsword-meme-gif-15408217781449245631

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-tweaking-gif-5831873848742723216

[sleek cradle]

What will be the price of the game?

[wheat brook]

It’s free for me idk

[drifting stirrup]

From what I heard it’s <$30 USD

[sleek cradle]

Good

[quick night]

Well below 30 in usd

Not any higher

[drifting stirrup]

Yeah, I should add USD

[quick night]

You already added the dollar sign

[sleek cradle]

Will there be regional pricing? I'm from Russia, and for us, $30 is... way... way too much. (Especially for a game like this)

[drifting stirrup]

Oh yeah

[drifting stirrup]

Tbf Canada uses the same dollar sign

[quick night]

anyways back to typing out a paragraph

[oblique crater]

.5

[near mesa]

someone know how i can reset Half Sword?

[quick night]

message above, assuming you meant that.

[near mesa]

thank you

[atomic mist]

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Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!

[quick night]

Now DON'T call me dry on memes again.

That's only m00's problem, he hasn't made
anything since last month, but I pump stuff out every day or four,

I admit it, respectfully, m00 is a shallow meme manager, but I'm somehow getting the meme manager slander because of him,

that's why I'm here to leave where I left off, for m00 is NOT a good Meme Manager, a fantastic Half Sword, yes, that's why hes in gen 1 hs7, but he is a mere beginner, he may have got it fair and square but, respectfully, after that he became a HACK, the only thing he can manage is keeping his role, end of story.

[thin berry]

hello i am new in this server and i REALLY love half sword

[wheat brook]

https://tenor.com/view/yeah-whatever-monkey-gif-3224791266960173181

[quick night]

You're not apart of the group hugging

[signal pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-lobotomy-willie-half-sword-willie-lobotomy-gore-gif-11873384114413719086

[mortal maple]

I love Willie half-sword

[wheat brook]

Okay chill I’m sorry

[shell lichen]

its gonna hurt to say goodbye to willie :(

[quick night]

It's okay, group hug

[shell lichen]

what will we do without our demo friend

[thin berry]

what if you can recreate him in EA?

[steel raven]

what will teh cost be for the game?

[thin berry]

character customization?

[shell lichen]

def gonna be doing that in that case

but i dont think

u could prob recreate his body tho

[thin berry]

just hope for a bald character if it would be randomized lol

[shell lichen]

was it ever said how tall willie is?

[wheat brook]

He’s not going to anywhere

[quick night]

Isn't just Willie with hair?

[shell lichen]

but hes gonna be removed

in ea

they said

[wheat brook]

I won’t let that happen

[indigo hare]

Willie is a placeholder model. The Willie we all know and love will leave us in early access

[quick night]

Man

[wheat brook]

I didn’t give you guys permission did I?

[thin berry]

willie will always remain in our hearts

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/power-lord-of-the-rings-lotr-gif-9197188

[quick night]

But

[wind geode]

@quick night I assume you haven't seen that I'm running for meme manager

[quick night]

Depression arc

[quick night]

And I assume you haven't seen THIS

#1464610388044939305

I've been calling you

For battle

[wind geode]

whoa

[indigo hare]

Im getting 20 inches over the weekend

Snow

20 inches of snow

[quick night]

Tick Tock mopsen, Tick Tock

your move.

[lofty kindle]

<@&1280388391824785442>

[lost palm]

[ <:e:1263720914583949393> Removed by @veroo_the_cat ]

[restive trench]

oh shit someone made it before me

lmfao

hello everyone how is it going

[indigo hare]

The pfp makes it better

[restive trench]

wait

i thought we will be able to use it

[thin berry]

sup

[eager jungle]

early access... drools

[eager jungle]

i hope we get a mod that brings old willie back in the future then

[restive trench]

im excited for modding support

iirc the game will have modding tools on early access release

[lofty kindle]

Willie has a final form. It's Willie but not exactly the same model.

[eager jungle]

maybe not release but soon

[restive trench]

as long as we keep the face im pleased

[eager jungle]

actually i dont remember

its definitely coming though

all i hope is that multiplayer does not infact come

co-op is fine but not multiplayer

[restive trench]

since you can make him bald and stiff so its basically the same willie

[rain apex]

Pleaseee let us choke em

[eager jungle]

can we get a shaving weapon ingame so that we can make willie bald in the fight

willie with a low taper fade 🤔

[restive trench]

imagine you can grab willie by the hair and cut it with a knife

[eager jungle]

awesome feature that adds a LOT to the game

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/david-mitchell-unlikely-wilty-inconceivable-doubtful-gif-13632418158063963216

[eager jungle]

sigh

[lethal sail]

Is the early access going to cost anything?

[restive trench]

yes

less than 30

us buckaroos

[lethal sail]

sounds good

[restive trench]

and it will have a discount for the first 2 weeks of early access release

[restive trench]

whos this

[indigo hare]

So true king so true

[restive trench]

why are you posting random people smh smh

[chrome token]

i think you will be able to dislocate willies leg or arms in half sword

[rain apex]

I really hope they overhaul the fist play

[indigo hare]

Someone who knows what theyre talking about

[restive trench]

idk man he seems like a fool

[untold wraith]

Willie is getting hair what else do we need

[summer vortex]

chainsaw play

[untold wraith]

Willie body hair update when

[rain apex]

Oooooo thats a good one

[restive trench]

will willie's willie have hair? 🤔

[rain apex]

Will hair have willie?

[untold wraith]

Will willies willie be willie big

[summer vortex]

willie has no willie

[restive trench]

no he will probably have no willie

[rain apex]

Then what were they censoring

[quick night]

He won't have a Willie if we don't protest!

[restive trench]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1216784642208960592

[rain apex]

Damn straight cheeks

[spark quartz]

I just got a fucking VULCANO FUCKING BLUEPRINT

[chrome token]

????

[steel raven]

Does anybody know whatt the cost wil be?

[untold wraith]

Butt cheeks

[rain apex]

Under 30 usd

[wanton portal]

over 10 usd

[rain apex]

So like 15

[wanton portal]

warmer

[rain apex]

Im thinking 18

[untold wraith]

Definitely not

[wanton portal]

did you know that people would intentionally draw people fat for propaganda

back in the 1900

's

there was fat Napoleon art

[rain apex]

I goatta see that

[untold wraith]

Yes

[wanton portal]

https://imgur.com/VOzLb8K

[untold wraith]

Bring back intestines

Bring back skull crushing

[naive compass]

there were??

[untold wraith]

Yes

[naive compass]

why were they removed

[wanton portal]

performance issues

[restive trench]

i miss pulling willie's guts out

[untold wraith]

So true king

Why was that deleted lol

[summer vortex]

what happen?

[wanton portal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1101057460451672166/1196307924755153026/ezgif.com-video-to-gif_1.gif

[indigo hare]

Just part of the gore rework. More detailed gore comes later in development

[wanton portal]

we should be able to pull out hearths out like in Gorn

[broken geode]

have yall heard of this game called half sword

[wanton portal]

no

it sounds like ass

[broken geode]

true…. Gif

[jagged valve]

fym

fist play is literally the best

[rain apex]

I mean like

Being able to choke and shiz

[jagged valve]

ohh

yeah that sounds good

[azure mulch]

are they still looking for closed participants ?

[jagged valve]

i thought you meant changing the whole punch kick system

people are doing fucking jujitsu on that game

[azure mulch]

i NEED ufc systems , jiujitsu, luta livre, like the good things

[fresh ridge]

The guys voice thats singing the song in the trailer is hevenly

[jagged valve]

i dont even use weapons when i play that game its just fist fighting

something so satisfting about landing a good hook

[rain apex]

for REAL

I just love the physics in the game

[azure mulch]

"who wants to grab ze finest steel with out acquiring any skill?"

[drifting stirrup]

YOU DIRTY BEGGAR 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[azure mulch]

"who thinks he has more lives than a cat, and has no respect for a deadly threat?"

[quick night]

I thought we left that meme back in 2024 bro

[drifting stirrup]

I thought so too

[fresh ridge]

I dont have ball knowlage😔

[azure mulch]

when that meme was popular i actually thought that was brainrot... loom what we have now

[azure mulch]

you'll understand 😔

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRTKOIZZ09Y

[naive compass]

mmmmgfh,..,

[naive compass]

GOOD

jiujitsu peak

🥹

[fresh ridge]

No comment.

[grim kite]

yo can u explain this more

[safe raft]

is this a bot

[indigo hare]

Shut

How did you even find that message

[grim kite]

i just stumbled across it

[indigo hare]

You searched the n word in the search bar Didnt you

[grim kite]

no of course not!

[indigo hare]

https://tenor.com/view/skeptical-futurama-fry-hmmm-i-got-my-eyes-on-you-gif-17101711

[grim kite]

i dont even know what you are talking about!

[little raven]

this is like that kid who would find “penis” in the back of the dictionary in elementary school

[severe ginkgo]

6 7

[umbral bough]

those who play dumb

[little raven]

I’m immune to this brainrot

[severe ginkgo]

6 7

6 7

[little raven]

I’m already on hardmode I beat the wall of flesh years ago

The last brain rot for me was big chungus

[severe ginkgo]

6 7

6 7

[sinful loom]

Good morning

Nevermind goodnight

[severe ginkgo]

#🧠rot

[severe ginkgo]

Lol !

6 7

[sinful loom]

Can we ban every number

[umbral bough]

ai couldn't recreate this

[unkempt zodiac]

smiles warmly

[severe ginkgo]

6 7

[cobalt salmon]

cute

[severe ginkgo]

#🧠rot

[sinful loom]

I love the morty pfp

[severe ginkgo]

6 7

[thorny sigil]

What does the number 6 7 mean?

[severe ginkgo]

shooter stay strapped i dont need mine

[thorny sigil]

?

[wheat brook]

You know damn well bro😂

[severe ginkgo]

bro put belt right to they behind

the way that switch bur i know he dying

6 7

[cobalt salmon]

technically no one does

[thorny sigil]

no i don't know

[wheat brook]

Ok

[severe ginkgo]

6 7

[sinful loom]

6 7 is a brainrot term of a kid going 6 7 and for some reason people find it funny

Thus being brainrot

[little raven]

6 fears 7. But for what reason? The answer to this question eludes us.

[severe ginkgo]

6 7

[grim kite]

LMAO

[cobalt salmon]

i heard somewhere its supposed to mean when something is average, you rate it a 6 or 7 out of 10

[sinful loom]

Chase half your vocabulary is 6 7 please stop

[severe ginkgo]

6 7

6 7

[severe ginkgo]

6 7

[sinful loom]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1368875124975206460/1464347479989424169/ParrythisHS.gif

WHAT

Embed fail??

[severe ginkgo]

In the old days, when people gathered in great halls and laughed over food and drink, the number sixty-seven was considered quietly amusing.

[cobalt salmon]

epic embed fail in the big 26

[severe ginkgo]

6 7\

[severe ginkgo]

Ha ha

6 7

[severe ginkgo]

26 7

[sinful loom]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-roundhouse-kick-murder-fall-gif-6805343826912238440

[severe ginkgo]

bro just hit him with the 6 7 roundhouse demolisher

[cobalt salmon]

this year is 2026 and next year will be 2027

[severe ginkgo]

6 7

[cobalt salmon]

just think about that

[severe ginkgo]

🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷

6 7

🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷

6 7

[severe ginkgo]

🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷

bros not in the know

[cobalt salmon]

elite ball knowledge

[safe lily]

676767

[severe ginkgo]

🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷

6767677676767676767767767676767

[safe lily]

[severe ginkgo]

67676767676766767676767

6 7

6 7

6 7

[safe lily]

I looove 6 7

[severe ginkgo]

MEE TOO

[unkempt fog]

[severe ginkgo]

6 7

[unkempt fog]

[safe lily]

[severe ginkgo]

6 7
6 7
6 7
6 7
6 7
6 7
6 7
6 7
6 7
6 7
6 7
6 7
6 7
6 7
6 7
6 7
6 7
6 7
6 7
6 7
6 7
6 7
6 7
6 7
6 7
6 7
6 7
6 7
6 7
6 7
6 7
6 7

tons OF 6 7

[safe lily]

That’s a lot of 6 7

[severe ginkgo]

#🧠rot CENSORES US

MASTER OF BEHEADING IS TRYING TO TYP

UH OH

HE FINNA CUT ME UP LIKE SUSHI

6 7

[safe lily]

6 7:(

[severe ginkgo]

6 7

[safe lily]

[severe ginkgo]

6 7

ban the devs

ban half sword game

s

this is 6 7

[visual agate]

lettuce

[mortal maple]

What

[severe ginkgo]

Who is bro

6 7

[visual agate]

im pheonik

i outrank you so you should know me at once

[umbral verge]

hello phoneis

[visual agate]

hi not yours but far

[visual agate]

parish to

pe

[severe ginkgo]

Who is this?

who is bro

[visual agate]

who is this

who is bro

[umbral verge]

you should censor paris

[severe ginkgo]

6767

[visual agate]

*h

[severe ginkgo]

6 7

[raven ore]

what

[severe ginkgo]

6 7

6 7

[safe lily]

Did someone say 6 7?

[visual agate]

militus my savior

[severe ginkgo]

6 7

6 7

[safe lily]

I like that numbers

[severe ginkgo]

GIVE ME IMAGE PERM
s

6 7

GIVE ME IMAGE PERSM

Sorry papa

give me image perms ttho

im funny

[severe ginkgo]

Tuff

6 7

[raven ore]

militus can i get image perms

[safe lily]

Millitus can I have a smooch

[visual agate]

i am john imagine perms

[grand basin]

Live public execution

[raven ore]

militus can you release the game

[umbral verge]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-dance-sea-lion-gif-18060641275691946665

[visual agate]

ape

[safe lily]

Yeah militus release game early

Sweet

[visual agate]

[safe lily]

[raven ore]

thabk you militus

knew we could count on you

[safe lily]

Militus can you use your god given coding powers to add a rapier to the game

Militus can I give you two dollars

Militus you should make a militus emoji we can use

Militus that’s alright militus

Militus how do I earn the right to send imagery and gifs militus

[tiny saddle]

Militus will I ever find love?

https://tenor.com/view/rage-mad-angry-meme-fantastic-gif-24971258

[safe lily]

Got ya

Millitus thanks militus

I vote you for mod of the month

[tiny saddle]

I vote him mod of the NEVER

[safe lily]

Militus ban this guy

[tiny saddle]

https://tenor.com/view/energetic-oil-painting-masterpieces-artwork-art-and-craft-gif-25114282

[safe raft]

lmao look at this IDIOT without any IMAGE PERMS

https://tenor.com/view/cat-shoo-away-gif-13653609800890535042

[safe lily]

Militus he’s bullying me kill him

Purge this filthy beggar

[tiny saddle]

GUARDS!! FUCK HIM

[safe raft]

lvl1 scrub talking smack to a lvl 3 gigachad smh

[safe lily]

Militus is my night in shining armor though

[safe raft]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1463032999410139188/tenor.gif

[tiny saddle]

Me when I murder your knight

[safe lily]

Militus is gone I’m left to the wolves

😔

[tiny saddle]

https://tenor.com/view/bruce-campbell-ash-williams-red-suit-getty-images-gif-27124616

[hollow crow]

GUYS WHATS THE MOD GALAXY USES

FOR THE GUN ON HS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZD3pL1AdCwY

[visual agate]

idk

[weary tinsel]

Riches, power, and love of the crowd...

[visual agate]

ok

[tiny saddle]

Bitches, flour, love of the pound

[bright ember]

Ughh I'm scared about early access, it looks great but that's the problem, I'm working with a gaming laptop😭😭

[visual agate]

oof…

[bright ember]

32gb of ram dosen't mean anything with an Intel card

[safe raft]

what's a gaming laptop if it can't game

[safe lily]

Hammer time

[bright ember]

I mean it can run Battlefield 1 with low graphics

[tiny saddle]

It’s just a laptop

[bright ember]

But still never expect 60fps

[bright ember]

I follow this guy on tt

[safe lily]

He needs to regain his footing

lol

lol

[bright ember]

[tiny saddle]

I had a dream like this when I was a lad, there was this limbless torso and when it found out it was limbless and rolling in the mud he started screaming like a banshee

[bright ember]

I'm sure early access won't be too much harder than the demo..

Please just let my laptop handle it

[thorny sigil]

Why am I not level 2?

[bright ember]

[waxen heart]

No fucking way

[tiny saddle]

It’s like he just found out he can’t walk or use arms because he don’t have any

[bright ember]

Scared speed gif

[short patio]

Why is the yumm word brainrot

[tiny saddle]

He was also charcoal black

[safe lily]

I had a dream Jason voorhes cut me in half with a chainsaw but I wasn’t gonna let that slide so i stalked him walking on my legs and he’s the shit out of him

[tiny saddle]

I think I was 7

[safe lily]

And mid fight I like grew back my legs and like tackled him and rear naked choked him and snapped his neck

[severe fulcrum]

g mod

+half life zombie screaming sound effects

[tiny saddle]

Real piss poor plays out here boys

[safe lily]

He was a BUM

I really slimed Jason voorhees at 8 years old

[safe lily]

Idk why they didn’t do that in the movie

[waxen heart]

tuff

[tiny saddle]

Jason just should just have been better

[safe lily]

Beautiful

[safe lily]

Thx bro

[safe lily]

Ong he was a bum

[bright ember]

Who's the better HStuber?

Artiguff or mrzacnono?

[safe lily]

[safe lily]

Idk these words

OH THE YOUTUBERS

[bright ember]

Half Swordtuber

[safe lily]

I like artiguff

[waxen heart]

Who whould win the willie with the stick or the willie with the sickle

[bright ember]

✌️

[tiny saddle]

https://tenor.com/view/charred-corpse-beloved-half-life2-gmod-gif-27045645

[weary tinsel]

The willie with boots...

[safe lily]

I like Willie’s boots

[tiny saddle]

RIDING BOOOOOOTS!!!

[safe lily]

They are fancy pantsy

[tiny saddle]

FUCK HEAAHHH

[weary tinsel]

the new sailor pants look sick

[safe lily]

I wanna wear fancy pantsy

[tiny saddle]

Dam

[weary tinsel]

baggy pantz

[safe lily]

He’s very fantsy pantsie

[tiny saddle]

He’s hung

[safe lily]

Wasn’t gona be the one to say it

But you ain’t wrong

[tiny saddle]

It’s just poking out at ya is all

[safe lily]

That’s his half sword

[tiny saddle]

At half mass

[weary tinsel]

Watr..?

[bright ember]

I can't wait for lore🥹

[safe lily]

Yummy water

[bright ember]

Trapaholics

[safe raft]

https://tenor.com/view/the-ring-crawling-out-of-the-tv-7days-gif-16758674

[safe lily]

It’s 6-7 days now

[weary tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/can-you-believe-guys-christmas-one-week-until-christmas-im-so-thriled-about-this-information-christmas-christmas-meme-gif-24202287

[safe lily]

Sorry everyone stopped typing when I said that

[safe raft]

https://tenor.com/view/tuff-gguh-ai-baby-sona-meme-gif-15767759709245242383

[weary tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/shorsey-letter-kenny-hockey-bench-give-yer-ball-aa-tug-gif-17799414

[bright ember]

What is yalls favorite willie insult

Knausser is good

[safe lily]

Filthy beggar

[bright ember]

I mean the actual lines in game

[bright ember]

The stuff they say

[safe lily]

I swear they say filthy beggar

[safe raft]

https://tenor.com/view/i'm-new-here-say-hi-discord-im-new-here-say-hi-im-new-here-say-hi-discord-new-member-discord-new-gif-8065649195492145845

[safe lily]

They say filthy something

[safe lily]

I’m js a bebe

[bright ember]

I think you mean FLIBBERTIGGIBET!

[safe lily]

That one is tuff

[knotty lagoon]

YES

THANK GHOT

[weary tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-halfsword-half-sword-half-sword-meme-halfsword-meme-gif-8193192904156129592

[safe lily]

They need to add a speech wheel in game

So you can pick your favorite insults

[bright ember]

👀

[safe lily]

Halfsword devs pay me a. Billion dollars

Then you can spam it and call your homeboys terrible things

[weary tinsel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/510880287501189120/1446839864153739284/microwavecinishopium.gif

[safe lily]

Can I steal this

[weary tinsel]

the gif isnt mine lmao

[bright ember]

What's the worst thing you've done to the main menu willie

[safe lily]

Can i steal it

[bright ember]

I exposed the muscle of his thighs and the bones of his ankles

[knotty lagoon]

after years of waiting

[safe lily]

Punch him in the balls 70 times

[weary tinsel]

the knight one yaeh

[knotty lagoon]

My life is going to finally be complete

[bright ember]

*OUR lives

✌️🥹

[devout scaffold]

the game will have multiplayer when it comes out?

[small spoke]

Peak

[small spoke]

Nope

[bright ember]

No

[safe lily]

W mordschlag

[devout scaffold]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1393372908004577344/1464460824549654650/908342346861086787.gif

[knotty lagoon]

you only now joined... I feel like an old man after how long ive been waiting

[hardy girder]

Guys hello
Beating shit out of my ass trying to configure gamepad controlls to play.
I chose custrom layout in Steam Input but the main problem is Sensivity. Camera is moving along with weapon "waving"
I need it to be "stuck" when you are attacking like it is with mouse.
Would really appreciate the help if anyone could help figure it out
Thanks beforehand

[knotty lagoon]

[safe raft]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[bright ember]

I know this game has been in dev mode for forever

But hey every team needs a rook and a veteran

[knotty lagoon]

Enjoy the sweet bliss of short waiting

youngester

🫛

[small spoke]

For each new youngster ea gets delayed by a year

[bright ember]

Is that one word blocked??

The u word??

[safe lily]

So what’s everyone’s favorite way to wield the mighty stool

[bright ember]

Wtf😭😭

[small spoke]

Ukraine??

[bright ember]

No

Relative

[safe lily]

Uvula

[bright ember]

That starts with u

[small spoke]

Urine

[safe lily]

Uruguay

[small spoke]

usa

[supple pewter]

Uncle

[bright ember]

THAT

[small spoke]

Unconscious

Uncomfortable

[supple pewter]

U n c

[bright ember]

How come the short version is blocked

[safe lily]

Brain rot

[small spoke]

cus I think it's considered Brain rot

[bright ember]

💔

[small spoke]

#🧠rot

[bright ember]

That's kind of a cheap word to block

[small spoke]

Reminds me how I single Handley got d eez nuts blacklisted for overusing it

[bright ember]

But ig I understand it

[little talon]

https://tenor.com/view/ai-chinese-cat-dancing-gif-5511841866443076101

[safe lily]

It’s not like you’re gonna get banned for saying un c tho

[bright ember]

W courage pfp

[severe ginkgo]

GUESS WHO THE FUCK IS BACK

THIS GUY

6 7

6 7

6 7777777

[bright ember]

😭

[supple pewter]

Nah it’s pretty cowardly

[severe ginkgo]

AFTER I GOT TIMED OUT

[safe lily]

6 7

[severe ginkgo]

6 7

6 7

😤

un cccccc

6 7

[bright ember]

[safe lily]

Terminator chase more like terminator race

lol

[severe ginkgo]

666666 77777777777777777777777777777777777777777

[severe ginkgo]

6 7

amen

6 7

[wheat brook]

What are yall talking abt

[severe ginkgo]

6 7'

[supple pewter]

Mods ban this guy

[bright ember]

[severe ginkgo]

Already been timed out

for speaking my mind

6 7

[safe lily]

Mods don’t ban him he says the funny word that tickles my brain

[severe ginkgo]

6 7

[bright ember]

What could you have possibly said😭

[safe lily]

See there it is

[safe lily]

He said 6 7

[severe ginkgo]

6 7

[safe lily]

A lot

[bright ember]

I guess

[severe ginkgo]

6 7\

[wheat brook]

You’re good bro it was funny

[severe ginkgo]

🤣

6 7

[wheat brook]

Yo chase you’re good kiddo😭

[safe lily]

Can I hit the stizz stizz

[severe ginkgo]

6 6

[wheat brook]

Yo you can stop now it’s on the house

No charge

[severe ginkgo]

6 7

[safe lily]

Stizz lemme hit the stizz

[supple pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meow-360-cat-meme-gif-11279902563780569961

[wheat brook]

What does this even mean

[safe lily]

[severe ginkgo]

666666666666667777777777777777777777777

6 7

[safe lily]

Okay uncc

[bright ember]

Yo shout out Age of Zombies by Halfbrick

[severe ginkgo]

Six Seven

[indigo hare]

Stop that

[severe ginkgo]

Six Seven

[safe lily]

Your name means something different that you don’t know

[wheat brook]

Okay I’ll come back later clearly I’ve hit the wrong crowd

[severe ginkgo]

Sixty Seven

[indigo hare]

Youre just spamming now

[bright ember]

👀

[supple pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-iron-man-cbt-gif-24974467

[severe ginkgo]

Lol

Says greyfacedman

56

56

[safe lily]

Stizz stizz is a slang word for a weed pen @wheat brook

[severe ginkgo]

56

5 6

Five six

6 7

[indigo hare]

Alrighty

[bright ember]

Terminator might be going insane😭😭

[wheat brook]

I.. don’t care?😭

[indigo hare]

Enjoy the peace time

[safe lily]

So saying can I hit the stizz

I’m just like clarifying

Yk

[supple pewter]

8 9

[wheat brook]

I’m not a druggie

[small spoke]

yo bro

New year

New me

[indigo hare]

Exactly what a druggie would say

[supple pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/dru-gif-1393703662475592550

[safe lily]

Nah I’m just saying it’s slang so if anyone says something about it you know the slang

[small spoke]

pls remove d eez nuts from Automod

[bright ember]

I'm hardstuck in begger because I play on a stupid Xbox controller with horrible stick drift

[wheat brook]

I’m gonna vaporize you bro😭

[indigo hare]

No, the second it’s removed Youre gonna make another 100 deez nuts joke in a week

[small spoke]

Fuck. It was worth a try 😔

[bright ember]

So now I have to buy both a new controller and the game when it comes out

[safe lily]

Just tryna be helpful because if anyone walks up and is like yo stizz you got the stizz??? You know to say no now

Yk?

[wheat brook]

What??

[safe lily]

[bright ember]

?

[supple pewter]

You should play stalker gamma

[indigo hare]

He said “So now I have to buy both a new controller and the game when it comes out”

[small spoke]

I heard it's good so I probably will

[supple pewter]

Yea and it’s also free if you download it from the discord

[small spoke]

it is??

[bright ember]

Anomaly is free

[supple pewter]

Yes

[meager tartan]

It's free regardless isn't it?

[bright ember]

But it's not on steam

And Gamma is just the cooler version of Anomaly

[supple pewter]

Why does it need to be on steam? It works perfectly well without

[safe lily]

So how’s the weather

[supple pewter]

You can also get it from GOG but you need the og games

But you don’t need them if you get it from discord

[umbral bough]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1037090610743607426/1464680859776061481/1768436637899660.mp4?ex=697659d9&is=69750859&hm=15481e95194231c305be77c6c18ae9255702c886807741b6d8c4e64ffaf75ca8&

[meager tartan]

Terrible, we're going to get a quarter inch of ice.

[safe lily]

Can’t get too attached

[safe lily]

Me too:(

[umbral bough]

i had money on him bro

[indigo hare]

We are getting 20 inches of snow this weekend

[safe lily]

Shi stupid bums bro

Next time before the match here’s my Strat

[atomic mist]

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[flat plank]

is there a suggestion channel

[safe lily]

You wrap a an old rug around him under his shirt for extra slash protection and then load him up on painkillers and crack

[umbral bough]

#1047240101152960525

[supple pewter]

Op

[zenith belfry]

I love how such a niche game is being brought up here

[umbral bough]

i should upgrade him to a machete

[rose sonnet]

Even if they were i dont think they'd add stuff consedering makin shit is hard for the game

[bright ember]

Niche

[supple pewter]

How is it niche?

[safe lily]

Isn’t that against the rules?

[bright ember]

That's not brainrot?

I for sure thought niche was brainrot

[umbral bough]

in the same way a messer is considered and called a knife a machete is also a knife if the handle is the right design

🔥🔥🔥

[rose sonnet]

?

[safe lily]

Get with the times uncc

[bright ember]

Listen here peter griffin.

[thin berry]

cant wait for first to draw blood and the pit

[zenith belfry]

Not many people who play games casually or even a lot who I know who play a ton of games know about stalker anomaly or gamma, it’s pretty good tho

[rose sonnet]

WHY CANT I WRITE BRAINROT CHARAKTERS

[safe lily]

I thought they had a length limit though to keep things fair and make sure fights don’t end too quick and some blood is spilt

[bright ember]

Thy Valor is trueth, no more need for bloodshed

[umbral bough]

za monolit

[safe lily]

I’m not a fat chud I’m just a chud

Unlike Peter

[zenith belfry]

Listen here Christopher griffin

[umbral bough]

should be fine

[bright ember]

Those nightmare videos are so fucking funny✌️🥹🥹

[umbral bough]

or i can use that one spanish folding sword

[safe lily]

Shit a machete would be good

[supple pewter]

It got really popular from operator drewski, saw his vid 3 years ago and I fell in love with stalker

[safe lily]

Honestly just get him a knife then use the new mechanic that’s gonna be in halfsword to make it longer

Just stretch the blade out

Change the handle

[umbral bough]

true!!!

[safe lily]

And now you have a knife greatsword

[rose sonnet]

Who do u guys think is going to be main antagonist in half sword? The jester or the Baron?

[umbral bough]

next time i will try this strat

[safe lily]

Jester is too evil not to be the man behind the scenes

Yk?

[rose sonnet]

Ehhh ur right lowk

[bright ember]

Maybe the real half sword was the friends we made along the way

[zenith belfry]

Got into stalker recently, started with call of Pripyat remaster, then went to stalker 2, then I wanted more since I wasn’t too interested in the base games so I ended up with gamma, and had tons of fun

[safe lily]

They are gonna have a a big bad villain then the jester is gonna be his boss in secret yk

[rose sonnet]

Listen here peter Theodore griffin

[bright ember]

[rose sonnet]

I hope that the jester doesn’t have any armor but has custom tools/traps

[zenith belfry]

Listen here bartholemu James Simpson

[flat plank]

mine would be fairly easy to implement

[bright ember]

Draw your attention towards me Barry Smith Steakfries

[rose sonnet]

My pfps name is Thomas "Tom" Smith

[supple pewter]

Yea, it’s like everything I wanted, I love that they added in the gunplay from tarkov and the body part health system, it’s so fun and immersive, like wiping the rain of gas mask like in metro

[violet garden]

Stalker is definitely a niche series

[rose sonnet]

Easter Ripper

Yall know the easter ripper?

[bright ember]

It's a little too popular to be niche

Like just riding the edge

[supple pewter]

Stalker 2 is pretty popular tho?

[zenith belfry]

Sounds kinda silly in a way for me to say this but it felt a bit like Kenshi in some ways, and Kenshi is my favourite game of all time

[bright ember]

Now I'll give yall a real Niche game, Day of Defeat Source

[rose sonnet]

i wonder what the Brainrot will be..

[supple pewter]

I got that shit from the steam bundle years ago

[rose sonnet]

Also YALL EXCITED FOR THE "Thin Passage" AND "The Pit"?

Im SO EXCITED

[raven ore]

@bitter stone 6 more days

[bright ember]

It's probably gonna tank my poor little gaming laptop

I'm scared

Just please run game

[rose sonnet]

First we half then we sword

[supple pewter]

Can your laptop run demo? If so it can probably run the ea. they definitely optimized it better than the demo

[bright ember]

LETS HALF SWORD

[violet garden]

Stalker 2 doesn’t count it isn’t Xray engine and is therefor blasphemy

[bright ember]

It runs the normal map great, but the abyss tanks

[rose sonnet]

Will...you Lie!
Wil(lie) :..i like that name.

[supple pewter]

Do you meet the minimum specs?

[safe lily]

Mods give him mod

[rose sonnet]

Yes mods im a day 2

[thin berry]

yesss

[zenith belfry]

Wish stalker 2 had better optimisation, but that’s just unreal engine 5 for you, I hope half swords gets better in the full release

[supple pewter]

I think it has gotten better, it also has some cool immersive mods from what I’ve seen

I don’t own it tho

[zenith belfry]

One thing I am interested in is testing dlss 4.5 performance on it, idk what nvidia did but that’s shit is magic

[supple pewter]

It sure is

[bright ember]

Let me see my specs again, give me a sec...

dxdiag method,
Processor: 12th Gen Intel(R) Core(TM) i3-1215U (8 CPUs), ~1.2GHz
Memory: 32768MB RAM
Display GPU: Intel(R) UHD Graphics
Display Memory: 128MB

[violet garden]

I tried to play stalker 2 but couldn’t. Performance was fine, but I didn’t feel the true spirit of eurojank in it. It was missing something

[rose sonnet]

You we're supposed to be half! Sword!

[supple pewter]

Shit bro, that’s rough I’m sorry

[bright ember]

I'm thinkin' I like that name

[bright ember]

Taking a swan dive off the top of a building🫩

[zenith belfry]

Older ai can just be better sometimes, especially with stalker

[supple pewter]

Nah, but I think you should be able to run it if you can run the demo

[bright ember]

Then why did you say it was rough😭😭

Don't scare me like that mane

[supple pewter]

Just wait and see:)

[zenith belfry]

Hope the spinning kicks aren’t removed in full release

[thin berry]

but you gotta buy the game to test it

[zenith belfry]

Idk how they would remove it but idk, it’s a cool move

[thorny sigil]

i am jerusalem

and you reunald

[supple pewter]

Steam refund policy, no more than 2 hours after 14 days

[rose sonnet]

Did you know half sword is based on a true story? On 778,a man named "halfie swordman" halfed his sword. People didn't like that so they kicked him out. He was last seen on 781,beating the shit out of a peasant then running away..he was never seen ever since

[safe lily]

Wow rlly

[thin berry]

oh awesome

[rose sonnet]

Yh ask frank

[safe lily]

Where’s frank

[rose sonnet]

Frankkiss me

[supple pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-invincible-mark-meme-ireetable-gif-9511739422236118481

Where is frank

[safe lily]

I dunno

[violet garden]

Not just the AI man the soul of the game was lost, they ruined that beautiful terrible franchise

[supple pewter]

It’s such a shame really

[rose sonnet]

Do me no harm but let me live 🥹

[safe lily]

Everytime I hear that it pissed me for

You were just tryna kill me

Then I slash their throats with my blade and I hold their head Into my next battle

Let me attach heads to my waist

Wait what if they added like

If you lose a leg you can grab it back and pop it back in

On

Good as new

And then you can like hug it out and be friends

Let us parlay rather n perishin

[edgy lake]

how come there are no voice chats in this server?

[thin berry]

i dont know

[edgy lake]

re7 moment

[safe lily]

I don’t get that reference

[edgy lake]

that is, sad
basically at the start of resident evil 7 you do just that-

[safe lily]

OB RESIDENT EVIL 7

[edgy lake]

YAH

[safe lily]

I understand it now

[edgy lake]

yes yes

[edgy lake]

the thinker:

[safe lily]

https://tenor.com/view/jgmm-cat-meme-ragebait-cat-think-cat-ponder-gif-7034802297606826390

[deft comet]

Jesus christ

Another one

[safe lily]

I exist

Because I understand

[edgy lake]

🧐

[deft comet]

Not going any further

[safe lily]

Hey I like that guy

He’s pretty chill

[edgy lake]

😔
🙏

[deft comet]

Stay safe my friends

[sinful helm]

Hey all, don't mean to interrupt the conversations. Was wondering if anyone had seen if there was a definitive price that half sword will be during EA

[safe lily]

Ts guy has aura

[safe lily]

80 dollars

[edgy lake]

🤷‍♂️

12 million usd

rough estimate

[sinful helm]

Wurf it

[thin berry]

under 30 dollars

[severe cloak]

Ugh this game is never exiting the demo stage smh

[sinful helm]

Okay awesome! I would even pay 30 for it

[safe lily]

Yeah we all have to chip in 12 million dollars for them to release it then we get it for free

[sinful helm]

tis good fun

[gilded onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/dh9511dh-empty-wallet-hurt-look-away-gif-13355852

[thin berry]

i like your name

[sinful helm]

Thank you kindly, been using this badboi since I was in highschool

[thin berry]

sheeesh

[gilded onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-stare-jerma-jerma-stare-meme-gif-7356049281502534783

[sinful helm]

over 15 years with this badboi

[edgy lake]

yikes

[gilded onyx]

J e r m a

[edgy lake]

that

is awful

[thin berry]

willie in early access:

[gilded onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-jerma-hit-jerma-slap-slap-jerma985-gif-5877194680309495682

[safe lily]

Germ

[gilded onyx]

Skinwalkerjerma457

[thin berry]

geniuenly who is that

[sinful helm]

https://tenor.com/view/electro-kingdom-black-magic-gif-19337815

let me be clear

[gilded onyx]

....you un-cultered goose

[edgy lake]

real

[gilded onyx]

Vampire jerma is one of the best jerms

[edgy lake]

jerms😭

[gilded onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/jercula-jerma-jerma985-vampire-dracula-gif-694964857725043838

[edgy lake]

oh my.

[gilded onyx]

We jerms must stix together

[edgy lake]

okay fair

wasnt expecting that

[safe lily]

what is a jerma

[gilded onyx]

he had no right to be that beautiful in that stream

[night marten]

Why is brother handsome🤔

[edgy lake]

wouldnt you like to know weather boy

[safe lily]

Yes

[gilded onyx]

Idk, men are just handsome sometimes.

[safe lily]

I wish I was handsome but I’m a crow

[gilded onyx]

Imagine

[slate summit]

Do you guys also love stabbing the willys in the throat and then standing over them as they slowly and painfully choke on their own blood

[safe lily]

Yes

They deserve it

[slate summit]

agreed

they are bald

[safe lily]

I hate Willie’s with a burning passion

[slate summit]

it is not tolerated

[edgy lake]

least edgy halfsword player:

[gilded onyx]

How dare you DERAIL OUR CONVERSATION WITH YOUR SENSELESS VIOLENCE!

[edgy lake]

(i jest)

[safe lily]

even if they aren’t bald

[night marten]

Idk

[safe lily]

I hate ALL WILLIES

[slate summit]

Yes but im an adult so I can be edgy

[edgy lake]

real!

[slate summit]

Atleast im not cringe

[safe lily]

Being cringe is ok

[gilded onyx]

We are talking about HANDSOME jerma here!

[safe lily]

What is a jerma

[gilded onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-jerma985-vampire-dracula-count-gif-3340811001101956613

[edgy lake]

damn straight

[gilded onyx]

nothing straight about it

[edgy lake]

REAL!

🗣️

[gilded onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-jerma985-pride-gay-shirt-rip-gif-10820392554337984764

[slate summit]

Im so fucking excited for Halfsword and Nova Roma

[edgy lake]

screaming it at every peak

[burnt quartz]

you can call another man handsome without it being gay you know lol

[edgy lake]

youre correct, you are ABLE

[slate summit]

Henry cavill is the most beautiful being alive on this planet

[night marten]

Whats nova roma

[slate summit]

(Full homo)

[gilded onyx]

But we didn't

[safe lily]

Anthony Edwards

[slate summit]

City builder/RTS in roman times

[burnt quartz]

i can't i'm gay lol

[gilded onyx]

Also FELLOW ARC RAIDERS PLAYER

[safe lily]

https://tenor.com/view/anthony-edwards-dunk-john-collins-minnesota-timberwolves-timberwolves-gif-11814440526843875762

[slate summit]

It has a demo on steam rn

[night marten]

Oh nice

[safe lily]

I got a bobcat blueprint last night

[edgy lake]

🧐

based

[gilded onyx]

I wish I had people to play it with

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-spider-man-web-of-shadows-depressed-sad-gif-16524395

[edgy lake]

cant send images

pain

was gonna show my hours

[safe lily]

Single queue free load out stella

[gilded onyx]

Dm me them

[edgy lake]

ah yes

good point

[gilded onyx]

Apple

[gaunt girder]

Will there be temple os support on half sword 1.0

[violet garden]

It was very cringe actually apologies

[gilded onyx]

Everyone use this apple as your pdp

Pfp

[night marten]

Apple

[edgy lake]

apble

[gilded onyx]

Aaggle

[night marten]

apel

[edgy lake]

gobble

[night marten]

gapley

[naive marsh]

when will willies willie be a weapon

🤔

[opaque cradle]

i am so unbelievably excited for half sword

[night marten]

🤔

[edgy lake]

it is already, you just arent trying hard enough

sorry, i meant
trying hard enough

[naive marsh]

full sword

i said the thing!

[opaque cradle]

sword

[safe lily]

Grab Willie by his feet and swing him in circles and slam him into other willies

[opaque cradle]

sword

[naive marsh]

i hope grappling becomes easier tho

best part of the game lowk

[opaque cradle]

wait is mrzacnono in the discord?

[safe lily]

They should add a grinder so I can sharpen my Willies as a weapon

[naive marsh]

willies finally getting hair

no more shiny bald head

[opaque cradle]

he iss

[slate summit]

I like my willies bald

[opaque cradle]

clean shaven

[edgy lake]

are you implying that this is.. a bad thing!?

[slate summit]

BALD

[naive marsh]

he looks lifeless in the trailer

[slate summit]

as a fucking egg

[merry ibex]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1229160398037717081/1276250389662138521/CCFD55D6-BDF6-4D51-B786-A00FB1-unscreen-1.gif

[naive marsh]

noooo sir

😔

[opaque cradle]

i love calling enemy willies egg heads

[naive marsh]

hes bald shiny head was blinding me

[merry ibex]

aa half sword games dude is on unreaal editer

bros developing

[thin berry]

people playground is awesome

[merry ibex]

ffr

[slate summit]

the others are half swording their willies rn

[naive marsh]

im still debating whos gonna be the boss the jester or the baron

[slate summit]

the real jester is the player

we are the clowns that dance for their toons

[night marten]

Literal hell

[naive marsh]

the current barons a joke lol

[slate summit]

but...

but...

[opaque cradle]

the VA in the trailer needs a raise that laugh at the end was truly maniacal

[naive marsh]

no buts!