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supple field
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hate fj cruisers

umbral bough
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@restive trench

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that would be a landcruiser

supple field
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yeah landcruiser for sure

umbral bough
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literally looks like a suzuki tf

supple field
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sidekick?

restive trench
umbral bough
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those who want a hatchback but are too proud to get one

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not even body on frame 😂

supple field
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Theyre so cool idk what youre on about

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i like them more than sidekicks

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because they were unibody they created a whole new category of cars

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its so influential

oak olive
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I'm not full of myself

umbral bough
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you mean the beginning of fake off roaders meant for soccer moms and office workers who think they have a badass big off roader

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aka crossovers

supple field
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😭

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you cooked me with that one

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sadly that is the stereotype with the contemporary ones

oak olive
supple field
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time and time again though the rav4 has been shown to be more capable than some cars viewed as better off roaders

umbral bough
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less usable space, less stability, less actual safety (lots of perceived safety due to increased bulk and ride height), bad visibility

supple field
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it's not supposed to be wonderful at one thing its supposed to be good at a ton of shit

umbral bough
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more like a master of none

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get 4runner

supple field
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is that bad though, i would rather have something pretty darn good at most things instead of something thats a master at one and sorta okay at other things

umbral bough
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i dont think the convertible unibody crossover is better than any station wagon at much besides some ground clearance

supple field
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what would your thoughts be on the 3 doir

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door

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cause i love both equally i just think the soft top is more fun

umbral bough
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mpg? wagon
space? wagon
4x4? pick a wagon with awd
idk i just find what you're looking for very much possible in a station wagon or even just a full frame big sedan

umbral bough
supple field
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oh lol real ig

supple field
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i like that the rav4 is smaller than a wagon

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but a nice wagon is priceless

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i love a good wagon

umbral bough
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e91 32Xxi ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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so peak

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or even 335d

supple field
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is that the one with the n52

umbral bough
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32Xi is n52

supple field
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ok i thought so

umbral bough
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335d is m57, peak bmw diesel that will never be recreated again

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unironically one of the most rugged ass bmw motors ever made

supple field
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i just love the car

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not the new ones i hate those

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just the first gen

umbral bough
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barring the little ground clearance it offers for a bit better off roading what exactly does it offer against a well spec'd wagon
if you just love the car though i get it lol

supple field
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well i disagree with you on the visibility part. it's pretty compact compared to wagons and has no major blind spots

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i've driven a 94 and it was both comfortable and easy to park in the chaos of my college town

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its handling is also like a hatchback honestly its pretty fun

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for someone who lives in a pretty urban place but likes to go camping or other outdoor stuff its like perfect honestly

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anyway i need to sleep :/ i'm way past when i told myself i'd be in bed

oak olive
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I got a 4 square (hand censored for privacy)

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strange flicker
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Is there a way to use the back of my weapon?

exotic sigil
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anyways im going back too gta6

wanton portal
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News have spread that Rockstar has given a terminally Ill patient a playtest of GTA 6
does that mean GTA 6's story is finished and they're just fixing bugs

exotic sigil
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uh

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im not ill

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i only have cancer

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ball cancer

faint dragon
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Custom npcs allows you to make any mob in Minecraft, I’ve made a knight with this mod and its wonderful

exotic sigil
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i love l4d2 mods

faint dragon
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ah yes

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this man brought up my l4d2 mod memories

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So peak

exotic sigil
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ik

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bro these jiggle is crazy

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silent frigate
quick night
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Can't even participate Halloween anymore, too many sweats now smh.

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ripe gull
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UC is impossible

unborn sphinx
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It's just really hard, and unfair at times, but not impossible

quick night
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Its only really hard and unfair if you don't change the slidersIvanjak

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Do it cipriani

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Change the sliders

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And you'll become the most powerful

unborn sphinx
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I mean, yeah sure you can do that, and you'll beat it, but you'll rob yourself from the amazing feeling of beating it for real!

quick night
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Shut it shoulder angel

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Let me win for once

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These people are too pure nowadays

unborn sphinx
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lol

ripe gull
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My fps drops to 20 in the later rounds

mild ruin
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hica

gloomy urchin
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GAME IS PEAK FROM MENU ITSELF

quick night
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You know what else is peak from the menu to the end credits?
Phucker in (the) rome

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Personally my favourite one out of the first trilogy

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Thanks Peterwise The Redeemed for the recommendationthumbsup

gloomy urchin
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gloomy urchin
restive trench
gloomy urchin
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happy gnome

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jealous lilith

indigo hare
gloomy urchin
indigo hare
gloomy urchin
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fak u man

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its a cool ass game

indigo hare
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You know what’s cooler?

gloomy urchin
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what

indigo hare
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Halfsword

plain scroll
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That time I reincarnated as a sentient spider on a dungeon wall

gloomy urchin
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hellish quart is cool

indigo hare
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My Life Is Just As Wrong As I Expected After Traveling to Another World Where I’m Surrounded By Cute Girls At A Magical High School And Am Also The Fabled Hero of Legend, But Before I Tell You That Story I Have To Tell You This Story, In Which I Was Walking Along With My Unbelievably, Impossibly Cute Younger Sister Who Doesn’t Like Me At All, And She Said To Me It Was My Fault She Wasn’t Popular No Matter How She Looked At It As We Walked To School Together, And We Stopped To Look At A Garden, Which Had A Flower Whose Name I Don’t Remember, When Suddenly A Portal Opened Up To Another World And When I Landed In A Field And My Face Was Buried In The Largest Pair of Boobs I’d Ever Seen, And My Sister Hit Me And Called Me An Idiot While Blushing, But Then The Girl I Landed On Saw The Birthmark On My Hand And Gasped And She Grabbed My Hand And I Blushed But She Started Dragging Me Away And My Sister Got Mad And Chased After Us And I Asked Where We Were Going, And She Said She Was Taking Us To Grimheart Magic School, Where She Was The School President, And Then I Gasped Because I Was Now In A Magical World, And When We Got To The School Which Was A Giant Castle I Asked The Girl What Her Name Was And She Said It Was Akane Yuusha, Which I Thought Was A Tad Strange Since She Had Blonde Hair And Blue Eyes And The Entire Aesthetic Of The School Seemed Very Ancient European, But I Forgot About All Of That When She Told Me We Needed To See The Headmaster Because She Had Been Taught That The Mark On My Hand Was The Symbol Of The Reincarnation Of The Legendary Dragon Hero Of Legendary Literature, And I Said That Was A Cool Thing To Be Taught Because At Our School The Only Book We Learned Was Atlas Shrugged, And She Asked What That Was And I Told Her I Was The Book Our Society Based Its Philosophy On A Speech From, And She Asked Me To Recite The Speech, Which I Did, And The Speech Went “For Twelve Years You Have Been Asking…

lost palmBOT
gloomy urchin
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the more i play hellish quart the more i love saber fencing

gloomy urchin
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i want to fight someone with a stick

stable wren
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Anime titles are made to explain the general idea of the plot

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So readers can understand the plot before watching it

gloomy urchin
plain scroll
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My journey to find the one piece and become pirate king except a fruit gave me stretchy powers and i cant swim but also it take 30 years

stable wren
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That's a real manga plot btw

small spoke
untold wraith
gloomy urchin
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and my song choice is peak

untold wraith
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Jolly quart

gloomy urchin
untold wraith
gloomy urchin
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or magic swords clashing type shit

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hasan might be my favorite character cuz he's the most middle ground between fantasy fencing and realism

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i like that hes offensive asf

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ok im going to bed i got peak clips from him

wintry ingot
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hybrid tide
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just some observations

smoky acorn
wintry ingot
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i'm willie 😔

smoky acorn
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when do i get level 1

azure bison
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What will the price of the game be when it is ready?

smoky acorn
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im like

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so talkative

hybrid tide
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do u know john halfsword

indigo hare
wintry ingot
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yes you raggamuffin

hybrid tide
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❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

smoky acorn
hybrid tide
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worth it

wintry ingot
indigo hare
smoky acorn
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oh shit

wintry ingot
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what am i saying , triple? quintuple

smoky acorn
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i got $921 to my name

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maybe less

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i found 5 bucks in my room

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lucky find

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ok where can i check my rank

smoky acorn
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oh

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yeah

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thanks

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only 63 exp

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xp

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half sword time

dusky hazel
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he was hungry

untold wraith
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It isn't about the levels anymore

smoky acorn
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im ranked 22

untold wraith
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It's the competition

plain scroll
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im rank 11 noobs

untold wraith
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Lightning McQueen style

stable wren
gloomy urchin
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im rank 7

smoky acorn
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talking

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talking

plain scroll
gloomy urchin
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fine you win

smoky acorn
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r6 time

gloomy urchin
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i will now post this to keep my status of a weirdo and go to bed again

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it is a robot btw

cobalt ruin
untold wraith
gloomy urchin
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I CANT AFFORD NITRO!3!

untold wraith
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Need a word for broke people

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Like slang

knotty kiln
gloomy urchin
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its called POORON

spark quartz
untold wraith
cobalt ruin
spark quartz
untold wraith
gloomy urchin
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@spark quartz do u dislike me

stable wren
spark quartz
knotty kiln
spark quartz
cobalt ruin
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he asked for a name

gloomy urchin
cobalt ruin
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i gave him one

spark quartz
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Genius

cobalt ruin
lime knoll
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Ban him

spark quartz
knotty kiln
gloomy urchin
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(discuss poloticks only when mods arent around)

untold wraith
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Except me

stable wren
untold wraith
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Too many purps in chat

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No longer niche

lime knoll
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Bum ahh purps

untold wraith
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Fuck purps

stable wren
gloomy urchin
untold wraith
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Im a different shade of purp

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So im ok

lime knoll
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Send another $9.99 to Big Halfsword

gloomy urchin
cobalt ruin
indigo hare
untold wraith
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LOSER

lime knoll
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“Im not touching you” ahh argument

gloomy urchin
stable wren
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this is drip

indigo hare
lime knoll
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Cap

gloomy urchin
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yay 🩷

indigo hare
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You’re right

knotty kiln
spark quartz
lime knoll
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I know yo ass be mean muggin members

untold wraith
gloomy urchin
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ok its time to get my 5 hours of sleep bye for the third time

untold wraith
knotty kiln
lime knoll
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Can we ban everyone above me

spark quartz
knotty kiln
lime knoll
untold wraith
spark quartz
untold wraith
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Ur lying

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Nice try though

spark quartz
untold wraith
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Nah

spark quartz
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aight

stable wren
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no tactics

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no "Attack" or "Defend" commands

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straight

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INSULT SPAM

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"Screw you gi, i kill you gi."

signal pivot
spark quartz
untold wraith
spark quartz
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it's pretty dead

stable wren
stable wren
spark quartz
stable wren
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you need to play it in the morning

spark quartz
signal pivot
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i like easy red 2

stable wren
spark quartz
stable wren
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you can't insult spam bruh

untold wraith
spark quartz
untold wraith
spark quartz
untold wraith
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Its squished meat in a can

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Putrid

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Assorted offal

stable wren
spark quartz
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shit is nasty

untold wraith
lime knoll
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Trust

spark quartz
lime knoll
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You’re getting a call from the LAME department

waxen heart
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Im i lucky that i dident eaten spam

stable wren
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screenshot from 2 years ago

spark quartz
spark quartz
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I wonder if we've ever been in the same game

lime knoll
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Its possible

spark quartz
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are you a friendly solo typa guy or a pvp solo typa guy

lime knoll
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Right now friendly

spark quartz
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then it's possible

lime knoll
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Getting my pvp blueprints

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I was level 13 with a jupiter blueprint

spark quartz
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I want tempest bruh

lime knoll
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I got the equalizer yesterday

spark quartz
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I got one blueprint to win them all tho

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Anvil 😏

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Best heavy in the game

lime knoll
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Yoinked a harvester poor dude got spawn trapped by the queen

spark quartz
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I need to do the harvester but I'm to afraid to get ratted

waxen heart
waxen heart
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Buckshot for close range and crowd control while slug for long distance incase of hunting or long distance threats

lime knoll
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Buck for damage
Slug for efficiency

waxen heart
fast nymph
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/j

waxen heart
fast nymph
# waxen heart Whats going on

oh its a clip from a macedonian skit i edited to be spooky, its about a guy named spase ragebaiting the host of a game show, the host is called "Zharko Kockica" and he got so pissed that he pulled out a katana and threatened Spase that he will find him.

ashen iron
fast nymph
waxen heart
waxen heart
fast nymph
# waxen heart Thats insane

heres the full vid btw, (it doesn't have subtitles so you can't understand nothing, unless i translate it and add subtitles myself because i am a macedonian) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yi3OMdGwOkU

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▶ Play video
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these are skits from a macedonian talk show btw.

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The guy reached uncle status 💔

fast nymph
# waxen heart

there are 5 more other skits of Spase ragebaiting the guy. 😭

fast nymph
fast nymph
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damn

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btw they made a joke poster about Spase getting a movie made about him 😭

fast nymph
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yeah they gave him some deep ahh lore 😭

waxen heart
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You watch you dont understand but watch it still

fast nymph
frosty valley
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im gonna try n beat the game kicks only

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did the first two bosses

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third one is gonna be hell

fast nymph
waxen heart
stable wren
stable wren
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Don't kick, spin.

frosty valley
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but thats easy

stable wren
frosty valley
waxen heart
frosty valley
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should prolly turn up my sensitivity really high

fast nymph
# waxen heart Im interested

Spase is from the village of Bulachani,
he was born in 1987,
has a wife,
has a maiden,
he has an abdominal hernia,
he repeated 8th grade 6 times,
made his own TV Channel called SpaseTel about politics and turkish series he dubbed himself,
and possibly immortal? (revived himself after having a heart attack mid call)

fast nymph
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he's supposed to be a dumbass

waxen heart
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Im kinda impressed that he got a wife

fast nymph
# waxen heart Im kinda impressed that he got a wife

in one skit they did a QNA but politicians asked the questions and one female politician asked

"i have a huge crush on you, i love a man with humor, do you happen to have a girlfriend?"

which Spase answered with "i have a wife and a maiden, i don't really need a girlfriend" so uhh he gets more women than all of us.

frosty valley
# stable wren Eh

this song used to piss me off so bad when mouthwashing was popular lol

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i dont like it

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would hear this in every edit

frosty valley
stable wren
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Y

frosty valley
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so i prolly wont

frosty valley
# stable wren Y

cuz i think swords are cooler and i dont like the thrust mechanics

stable wren
frosty valley
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i just like playing with everything else more

signal pivot
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i feel like people are too wobbly in half sword for actual spear gameplay

stable wren
signal pivot
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I love axes

frosty valley
stable wren
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It's the strongest weapon type in the game paiber abuse it

fast nymph
waxen heart
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I see

frosty valley
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i cant wait till early access drops

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i have 155 hours on the demo

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hope they add more grips

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i wanna be able to reverse grip

stable wren
frosty valley
signal pivot
frosty valley
signal pivot
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David would not approve

frosty valley
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thats what reverse grip is for lol

signal pivot
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Actually maybe

frosty valley
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its only bad on swords

frosty valley
hoary oxide
tacit agate
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guys whens hs actually dropping???

frosty valley
tacit agate
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wasnt it planned in january

frosty valley
tacit agate
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oh-

hoary oxide
frosty valley
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games all CGI and any gameplay youve had was just in ur dreams

tacit agate
frosty valley
tacit agate
shell swift
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Or even next week

frosty valley
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i wouldnt count on it being this month though

tacit agate
shell swift
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Not technically a lie

tacit agate
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i mean yeah but lets be realistic

shell swift
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Well with an informal, small team, they can do whatever they want

tacit agate
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i can help yk

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dont worry guys, with me in the hs team, itll release yesterday

shell swift
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Are you really that guy?

tacit agate
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btw dont use the abbrevation in germany

shell swift
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Hs?

tacit agate
tacit agate
shell swift
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No I do not

tacit agate
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say my name

shell swift
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Heisenberg?

tacit agate
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ur god damn right

frosty valley
tacit agate
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well dog, yk the other word for it

shell swift
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Butch

tacit agate
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yes butcher

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or yk the tree

shell swift
#

I thought it was a nazi thing tbh

tacit agate
#

birch

tacit agate
shell swift
#

Cause I know HH and SS

tacit agate
#

yeah no

#

theres also ns

#

which is basically the same as hs

shell swift
#

Hurensohn

#

New name for half sword

tacit agate
#

okay wow

#

thats inappropriate

shell swift
#

What are you gonna do

#

Call da poleiz?

tacit agate
#

uhhh report it to the offizier

#

polizei*

shell swift
#

I like my spelling more 😤

tacit agate
#

oh...

#

im sorry

#

anyways me gotta go

#

gotta legs to train

atomic mistBOT
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shell swift
#

Smh not training in hurensohn

tacit agate
#

...

#

i dont like how u abusive this word

cobalt ruin
tacit agate
#

im trying to compete next year

#

i have to...

cobalt ruin
#

what a leg training

#

or who is it

tacit agate
#

bench press i think

#

idk

shell swift
#

My leg day is walking 20k steps everyday

tacit agate
cobalt ruin
stable wren
#

dafuq do i do with this flag?!

tacit agate
#

i mean depends r u going uphill?

tacit agate
cobalt ruin
wheat brook
#

Fuh cardio

shell swift
#

No, it's just i work as a janitor for a factory

tacit agate
# cobalt ruin calves

yeah, thanks to my genetics, i dont have to train them as much as a normal calf person

wheat brook
shell swift
#

Probably not even 20k steps thats just a meme

tacit agate
#

more like...271k

cobalt ruin
shell swift
tacit agate
frosty valley
shell swift
#

Pretty sweet deal, I get to have lunch at my apartment everyday

tacit agate
#

whats a mile

cobalt ruin
tacit agate
drowsy finch
tacit agate
#

but wtf is this picture

shell swift
tacit agate
cobalt ruin
shell swift
#

12 inches

tacit agate
#

whats an inch...?

signal pivot
cobalt ruin
stable wren
tacit agate
#

HAHAAH

#

theyre fr big

shell swift
tacit agate
#

just say 2.54 cm bro

cobalt ruin
#

why does america has to be special and have feet and inches

tacit agate
#

i think its 2.54

shell swift
#

No I only believe in FREEDOM measurements

stable wren
shell swift
#

Not of that communistic everything divides by 10 shit

cobalt ruin
#

stinky feet>

shell swift
#

Who needs a good system of measurement that evenly divides when you have FREEDOM

tacit agate
#

stinky 12 hour shift feet

#

woah

signal pivot
tacit agate
#

denmark will soon buy california

shell swift
#

3 feet

tacit agate
#

mark my words

frosty valley
signal pivot
stable wren
tacit agate
#

denmark will buy norway

cobalt ruin
#

the americans

signal pivot
tacit agate
#

the danish

shell swift
#

Or we could use the old measurement system used by imperial Russia that was based on footsteps

tacit agate
#

how long is ur dih?

tacit agate
#

0.001 footsteps

cobalt ruin
#

0.01 thumb

drowsy finch
tacit agate
#

0.067 nails

signal pivot
#

13048 nanometers

stable wren
#

its similar

cobalt ruin
stable wren
#

but its not!

signal pivot
tacit agate
signal pivot
tacit agate
#

put in picometer if u dare

cobalt ruin
signal pivot
#

crazy

tacit agate
#

4skin stretch

signal pivot
tacit agate
cobalt ruin
#

BRO WHAT THE FUCK IS A INCH

shell swift
#

It's an inch

tacit agate
#

0.0000005137008 inch

shell swift
#

Wdym

signal pivot
shell swift
#

Why is there an e there

signal pivot
cobalt ruin
#

cus its too big

signal pivot
#

Does bro not know

tacit agate
signal pivot
#

Danskjävlar... joe_angry

stable wren
#

the most complicated flag ever

tacit agate
#

grrrr

#

gammal gubbe

shell swift
#

I only know what I need to know bro

cobalt ruin
signal pivot
tacit agate
signal pivot
#

fuck i got a hiccup

tacit agate
#

its the same as 1.3048 x 10^-7

#

no problem for explaining

cobalt ruin
#

do you think she will laugh if i have 5 cm

signal pivot
#

yeah

shell swift
#

I will say playing arma has actually taught me to think in metric tho

signal pivot
#

Amen brother

cobalt ruin
shell swift
#

Oh no the fun police

cobalt ruin
autumn laurel
#

im not sure

shell swift
#

He does it for free™

cobalt ruin
#

i cant say anyything atleast hes employed working unpaid while msot here doesnt even have a job

autumn laurel
shell swift
#

Shitposting on my lunchbreak is fun

indigo hare
shell swift
#

Yeah lemme just eat a sandwich and sweep floors at the same time

indigo hare
#

Yes sounds good, thanks bud

autumn laurel
#

sweep the floor into your sandwich

shell swift
#

Yum

hybrid tide
#

floor the sweep

shell swift
#

They should add brooms to half sword

cobalt ruin
#

WHEN IS THE FUCKING GAME COMING OUT

hybrid tide
tacit agate
#

sweep the floor with ur sandwich

shell swift
#

Already can see a more dynamic map being just a tavern

cobalt ruin
#

Already can see a more dynamic map being just a tavern

tacit agate
shell swift
#

For spoilance

cobalt ruin
#

For spoilance

tacit agate
#

i can already see that u can get viruses n stuff

#

PLEASE

#

add black plague or sum

cobalt ruin
#

yeah fr

#

or jsut drop the game

hybrid tide
#

add quandevious ii

shell swift
#

This ain't crusader kings smh

cobalt ruin
#

This ain't crusader kings smh

tacit agate
#

This ain't crusader kings smh

shell swift
#

Mods im being bullied

hybrid tide
#

add mocking willie by repeating everything he says

tacit agate
#

Mods im being bullied 🤓

autumn laurel
#

Mods im being bullied

cobalt ruin
#

Mods im being bullied

tacit agate
#

Mods im being bullied 🤓

#

oh..

shell swift
#

😩

cobalt ruin
#

😩

tacit agate
#

😩

cobalt ruin
#

just translationg to normal english

tacit agate
#

fyi fix the error code at the last stage

#

such a ragebait error

hybrid tide
#

is it bad that i cant tell when i gotta shit in advance so i sorta just take a mad dash for the shitter when the urge strikes

tacit agate
#

just dont shit

#

that easy

cobalt ruin
#

real vikings dont shit

hybrid tide
#

u right i should just play half sword

tacit agate
#

i once didnt shit for a whole 8h during my shift

#

even though i had to

shell swift
#

Needing to poop is only a state of mind

hybrid tide
#

half sword isnt even viking era,..

hoary oxide
tacit agate
#

"Needing to poop is only a state of mind" 🤓

cobalt ruin
hybrid tide
#

oh just be an actual viking got it

tacit agate
#

i eat like 3500 kcal a day

hybrid tide
tacit agate
#

and 200g of protein

hybrid tide
#

or have a really brown chair

tacit agate
#

i basically have to shit everyday

cobalt ruin
hybrid tide
#

real

tacit agate
#

thats true

#

i was quandevious I

hybrid tide
#

mm... pillaging

tacit agate
#

pillagers??

hybrid tide
#

madgenocidey

tacit agate
#

like in minecraft?

#

no i wasnt grey

hybrid tide
#

sure quandevious...

tacit agate
#

i was white back in time

#

now im just an indian

hybrid tide
#

bro half sword genuinely teaching me real life accuracy i just bitchslapped a fly out of the air first try

tacit agate
#

uhhh

#

karate kid ref?

hybrid tide
#

bitchslapped not grabbed with chopsticks while squinting

tacit agate
#

SQUINITNG?

#

im asian btw and very offended

hybrid tide
#

me too <3

tacit agate
#

oh

cobalt ruin
#

im not asian and im not offended

tacit agate
#

committing treason in 2026

hybrid tide
#

love that spinjitsu is a viable form of combat in this game

tacit agate
#

woah

#

i just slice them ngl

#

easier

#

whats half sword btw?

hoary oxide
tacit agate
#

u dont get the joke...

hybrid tide
#

what joke?

tacit agate
#

like slice them

#

yk

#

and then asking whats half sword (game)

#

the pointe of the joke was that i do this irl

#

which i btw dont

hoary oxide
hybrid tide
#

u dont get the joke...

#

me when i try to extend a failed joke and quandevious fails AGAIN

#

lock in.

tacit agate
#

OMD

#

im tired sorry

random bear
random bear
pale meteor
#

also it was just mods

#

I think the enhancer mod

random bear
tropic dust
sinful loom
#

Random catposting

drowsy finch
sinful loom
vagrant iris
#

Any info on Q1 Release?

hybrid tide
spark quartz
spark quartz
lime knoll
#

Need to wipe after that beat

burnt tundra
#

this game is so fun

shell swift
#

I cant convince my dork friends to play it 😔

#

It's literally f r e e

hybrid tide
#

they dont deserve it

wintry ingot
#

what do we think of this model chat

shell swift
wheat brook
#

I love seed oils

#

And artificial dyes

#

When I eat them I feel so amazing

solemn cypress
#

HOW DO I SLAM

hybrid tide
#

??

solemn cypress
#

in half sword

hybrid tide
#

oh

#

uh i feel like it's obvious?

solemn cypress
#

not really

hybrid tide
#

you just take the weapon and hit them with it forcefully

solemn cypress
#

no

hybrid tide
#

is there another definition of slam?

solemn cypress
#

like body slam

hybrid tide
#

oh you just grab them and toss them

solemn cypress
#

cant really do that pal

hybrid tide
#

lmk how u cant grab and toss them lmfao

solemn cypress
#

cuz ur hands detach???

#

have u not played the game

#

😭

hybrid tide
#

not if u smack them up and get them tired enough dingus

#

have u not played the game

solemn cypress
#

u didnt say that part pal

#

and where do you even grab to hoist them on ur shoulders

#

and slam

hybrid tide
#

yeah well in real life could you walk up to a fully concious man and throw him? no, because you're here playing half sword, go pick up some men

hybrid tide
#

think low

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wooden olive
shell swift
#

I forget who, but they've posted their wrestling videos here

#

And there's a guide on youtube, iirc

sinful loom
#

chat

#

should i get this mouse,,

shell swift
#

Looks like yeezy shoes

sinful loom
#

or this

shell swift
#

My only issue with those kinda mice is cleaning

#

And I like having 5 side buttons but very little mice fit that niche

drowsy finch
drowsy finch
#

It was alright

shell swift
sinful loom
muted summit
muted summit
#

wrong response

#

save up get a good one

#

those holes are purely cosmetic

#

pointless really

restive trench
sinful loom
#

For that reason

muted summit
#

they're just a bitch to clean

#

i like my attack shark

#

good and buget

tired lance
#

what is this? this is new to me

shell swift
restive trench
#

i just did a diorama on reptiles i know EVERYTHING about turtles 🗣️

spark quartz
shell swift
#

I imagine there will be a sequel show after the next superman movie

#

||probably will be called checkmate. I didn't realize that was one of the bigger dc teams||

small spoke
spark quartz
#

Shame we never got moon knight season 2 either 😠

restive trench
#

moon kite

shell swift
indigo hare
spark quartz
shell swift
white jewel
#

why is movement so hard? where do i find tutorial

shell swift
#

Youtubes

indigo hare
shell swift
#

Also that

#

But it's something to get used to, like any other game

trail ginkgo
shell swift
#

Not bad logic lol

plucky spruce
#

is there a way to reverse the poleaxe to use the hammer?

shell swift
#

Sadly no

pearl coral
#

can anyone help me transfer items on elden ring

shell swift
#

But there are pole hammers

#

Would be a good button to add for reversing polearms and doing mordhau

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pearl coral
shell swift
#

Oh, bet

pearl coral
#

the axe part refers more to the motion that you use it with iirc

visual agate
#

oh

#

cwazy

storm rapids
#

I suppose you would probably be on PC anyway and there isn’t crossplay between that and PS5

hybrid tide
dusk kernel
#

I just noticed that in knight tier, some knight npcs still wear the soldier tier gauntlets

pearl coral
pearl coral
#

it also gives them more wrist mobility

visual agate
#

ah

pearl coral
#

i use them for all my custom loadouts that use swords

#

it’s genuinely a very noticeable difference

#

especially if you’re doing a lot of diagonal attacks it frees up a lot of movement

hybrid tide
#

but ill be on most of the day ping me

topaz oak
#

yo

wheat brook
#

What soap do yall use to shower

untold wraith
indigo hare
#

Here you go my friend

#

Pay close attention

#

Take it slow

untold wraith
#

I knew you'd send the video you stole from me

wheat brook
wheat brook
untold wraith
#

probably not

#

Call it the scratch and sniff

#

(worst joke I've ever made im sorry)

indigo hare
shell swift
#

Imagine showering

#

Optimal cleaning routine

tacit agate
#

im done with my legs

untold wraith
tacit agate
#

yeah fr thats me rn

#

i did hit 200kg heh

wheat brook
tacit agate
#

crop

wheat brook
#

Stfu boi

tacit agate
#

boy?

#

im actually asexual pls respect it

#

BRO WHY CANT I TYPE 34+33?????

storm rapids
tacit agate
#

buh why

#

its intellectual

#

skibidih

#

heh

storm rapids
#

Literally 1384

tacit agate
#

1738?

storm rapids
tacit agate
#

im like

#

hey wassup hello

untold wraith
#

Ban all pink roles fosho

tacit agate
#

uhhh

#

is it pink tho?

shell swift
#

🤔

tacit agate
#

imma continue to bully u man

indigo hare
tacit agate
#

hello fun police

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hybrid tide
indigo hare
hybrid tide
#

chicken butt

#

HAHAHAHA

indigo hare
hybrid tide
#

wow

indigo hare
stable wren
#

I don't even play roblox anymore, and the guy i follow for medieval stuff makes BLUED ARMOR DAMMIT. I ain't spending money 😭

indigo hare
hybrid tide
hybrid tide
stable wren
indigo hare
stable wren
hybrid tide
#

😭

indigo hare
stable wren
indigo hare
stable wren
#

lol

indigo hare
#

Willie will be generational

hybrid tide
#

already is

wheat brook
#

I’m hot

#

But it’s very cold out

hybrid tide
#

then go out

untold wraith
hybrid tide
untold wraith
hybrid tide
#

you're right you're better because you throw money at them

#

thank you so much

untold wraith
hybrid tide
#

i just did

#

anything else you'd like your lordship

untold wraith
untold wraith
#

Lmao

#

Exactly what i was thinking

forest parrot
remote crater
#

i love my horsey and my horsey love me john watch out agent ross is coming

spark quartz
untold wraith
stable wren
spark quartz
lost palmBOT
untold wraith
#

Lmao

#

Truly

stable wren
hybrid tide
meager steeple
#

yoshi when deadlock patch

forest parrot
#

I'm going to do immoral things

hybrid tide
#

i was just graced by the heavens with this video bro

indigo hare
hybrid tide
#

yeah he right mines red big dog

remote crater
#

I just dropped my phone and caught it with my feet

hybrid tide
#

swag

bold depot
#

multiplayer when?

hybrid tide
manic nacelle
#

does willie have infinite blood or does he run out and becomes a dry husk if you bleed him enough

wheat brook
#

Dm me👅

#

You heard me??

#

Hm?

hybrid tide
#

mf said u heard me 😭

#

im dead bruh

wheat brook
#

Yooo

wheat brook
remote crater
#

🏺

#

Yea hear

wheat brook
#

Dm me sexy feet

#

They sound strong

hybrid tide
#

can u hear the mf walkin from there??? wtf u mean they sound strong stizz

stuck arch
#

whered the :noblood: server emoji go? :< it was my fav one

wheat brook
#

That is Olympic level coordination and grip strength

#

Man his bipedals sound good

hybrid tide
lost palmBOT
hybrid tide
#

literal horror

oak olive
#

Hi sjizz

atomic mistBOT
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When is ts coming out

wheat brook
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river estuary