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the funny thing is that I bought Vintage Story like 1 week ago, didn't even know there was such a co-relation
Realistic game
minecraft for adults
willie on that los santos mindset
so something that Iāll likely not play
Thatās what my friend said and heās having fun right now
yeah well, if minecraft never did anything for you I'd say that's a correct assertion, it's pretty cool tho
More of a fan of mil-sims than anything
Arma reforger kinda guy?
I feel like vintage story blew up out of nowhere
Me and my buddies just started playing it around the new year
Someone like you wouldnāt enjoy Vintage Story because it expects things from you. Uncomfortable, I know.
Vintage Story assumes you can handle concepts like patience, planning, and learning systems without being spoon-fed shiny dopamine every 12 seconds. If youāre the type who needs a minimap screaming where to go, a quest marker holding your hand, and a tutorial pop-up explaining that ārock hit stick = tool,ā then yesāVintage Story will feel deeply unfair.
got 3 instead
The game also has the audacity to make you:
⢠Think ahead instead of button-mashing
⢠Fail early without instantly respawning as a demigod
⢠Work for progress instead of unlocking it because 10 minutes passed
Worse still, it doesnāt pretend youāre the center of the universe. Seasons change whether youāre ready or not. Crops die. Winter happens. Tools break. The world does not pause to ask if youāre āhaving fun yet.ā
I just specialized in farming among my friend group and so I am an elf peasant farmer. But I also control the flax so jokes on them.
And letās not forget the horror of it all:
Vintage Story rewards intrinsic satisfactionāyou know, that obsolete idea where accomplishment feels good because you earned it, not because a progress bar flashed neon colors and a voice congratulated you for existing.
So naturally, someone wouldnāt enjoy it if they:
⢠Think survival games should feel like creative mode with chores
⢠Believe ārealismā is just an aesthetic, not a mechanic
⢠Get stressed when a game doesnāt immediately tell them theyāre doing great
In short, Vintage Story isnāt boring or badāitās just wildly incompatible with people who want games to be effortless, disposable, and instantly validating. And honestly, thatās probably for the best.
Chat gpt can really make you feel shitty
Maybe it's just me but I feel that you kinda like vintage story
I thought this was some cringe copypasta halfway through
almost having a heart attack from all this salt
I asked for an explanation in a very condescending way
Because it IS fun
And donāt forget how easy the modding is
It's fun with friends but absolutely punishing solo tbh
That's my opinion at least
It does look fairly interesting
Iām just waiting for someone to add kettle helmets and stuff like that for people who wanna cheap out like me
Though I think Iām too brain rotted to properly enjoy Vintage story
I got to the first dungeon solo and in duo I reached it in half the time
it IS cool, kinda niche I think, it's not everyone that will have the patience to create a clay mold, fire it, then pour molten metal to create a tool as opposed to immediately create it by crafting
I on the other hand find that kind of stuff pretty cool
Cause this game is the kind of game where having a group actually helps
Each person does a job and the progression is not single person focused
and thats why i cant play it
my friends dont have the patience
And I donāt have any
It's not necessary though, i've seen plenty of let's plays of solo people doign everything just fine
i mean, could always just go for a hunter gatherer approach while solo but thats not as interesting as building a town
Itās still fun by your self
The bear of despair and doom:
I am perfectly happy being a housewife who makes pies
They drag me on raids to use me as an inventory for loot and I just stand quivering in the corner while they kill the enemies
They gave me guns to defend myself with at least.
but the killing is the fun part in these games
nothing better than raiding lesser armed tribes in ark to erradicate them from the map
Listen I'm just playing advanced farmville
Arm is fun too
The combat is lacking and I donāt think theyāll add anything more
But combat overhaul is there
there are mods tho no?
yeah one thing that got boring for me in Minecraft was when you get enough high tier equipment you can mindlessly kill
Yes
3d stardew valley
Thatās the opposite in vintage story
Yuh and the trait points make specialization very worth it
Skill points
so you mindlessly die?
As a group im always the builder and farmer, i dont care for combat or exploring really. Except for looking for seeds and fruit trees. Iāll go miles for that
Me on my way to scour and pillage the landscape for high quality dirt
My hoarder mentality kicks in. I need all the seeds. All the crops. All the trees.
Need my terra preta
Oh one time I was making armour in the game and it took like hours because I thought you could only smelt one bloom per bloomery
And I didnāt make a windmill
I have too many seeds myself and my buddies will just throw them at me despite the fact I already have too many
Blacksmithing looks like the most tedious part of the game to me
John Marston!!
I just love making huge fields of crops, always looks nice lol
And berry bushes. Iāll fill entire inventory full multiple times just to make massive berry fields for alcohol andā¦berries
Best place to farm in is between the subtropical region and temperate
So much wine
why is your pfp an Index Finger
Middle finger actually
And I donāt know why
I just got bored
Probably
I always make the world as big as possible so I end up traveling for like an irl hour just to get to warmer climates
Opposite for me since lol
Since I donāt have a lot of time
do you guys change much in the world generation settings usually?
This kid pisses me off just looking at him
what
whats the kids name
for vintage story I mean
Idk, hes from twilight zone
I think hes in a few episodes
like what?
Basically the premise of that episode is the kid can make anything he wishes happen and read minds. And he gets annoyed very easy. So if someone annoys him or thinks bad thoughts he sends them away, they disappear. And he is such a little shit, asshole. They did a good job making you hate him
The whole town is under his grasp
yeah they DID a good job because most children by default are unbearable
Bigger oceans
More robust mountains
Smaller polar equator distance
And mods for generation
What terrain generation mods would you recomend?
Plains and valleys definitely
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Maybe a rivers mod
And the ones that add sub regions like Mediterranean, South Africans and areas that donāt have their own stuff
in the episode itās Anthony Freemont
alright, thx, imma look into those š
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Oh Half Sword, why have you forsaken me?
update is never
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Weāre not even getting status updates š„²
I love modding games
lowk may need new gloves
second time my finger almost broke
i have medium protective gloves, itās hard plate protected but doesnāt work when itās impacted directly
You should just get it over with
Third times the charm
owie
i feel it will happen eventually if i donāt buy clamshell gloves instead of 5 finger
Alpha behavior thatās what I would do
Mordschlag when?
A technique for cowards. You want a sword? Use the sword. You want a pollax? Use the pollax. Donāt try to find some twisted middle ground thatās the worst of both worlds. You disgust me. Get real.
You're losing your touch gramps
Update yesterday
I was gonna ragebait with how you spelt poleaxe but I think they're both correct
š
pollax is more correct
or polax pollex pollox polleax polleaxe polle axe poll axe
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ragebait 0/10
How is this ragebait dumbass
sounds like my ragebait worked
Hook line and sinker
Itās more correct you suck
More correct
Explain
You expect too much from me
It is my folly that I too oft expect the layman to be at least passably intelligent
Holy bro just stop talking Gandalf
When I'm in a try hard literacy competition and my opponent is Gandalf the Chevrolet:
Donāt tell me what to do freak
Call him ugly too
Youāre ugly
Thanks for the assist bro always got sage advice
Top 5 worst members in the server
I dont think I've ever met you
Do you have the memory of a gold fish
Am I supposed to remember inconsequential conversations on discord ?
Pretty sure you're cinder
Pretty sure I am š¤
Am I included or do you mean Gandalf
i meant cinder but you're also part of the list
I'd consider Gandalf to be top 5 best members
Im top 5 worst?!
Yea you currently fill up 5 spots
Youre the worst forget you. You smell bad and are bald probably
1-moai
2-moai
3-moai
4-moai
5-cinder and moai(tied)
Genuine question have you started balding yet
Whenever I imagine you I just think of a middle age bald guy
My hairline is receding but it has been since I was like 16. I have a full head of hair still though
Dont take them for granted
Oh I know it. My father has been balding for the last 20 years but much further along than me. I used to make fun of him for it. Now I feel his pain
my game keeps crashing when i try to paint the arena :(
My daughter made fun of my hairline and i immediately called my pops to apologize for making fun of him when I was younger
I felt that in my soul
Blood is a common cause of crashes
Disable it
based as hell
aw man
And stop painting the ground
I wonder if every bald guy used to make fun of bald people when they were kids
i gotta show the next enemies that ive won the fights while having fun
Cant even blame me as a kid! I walked in on him using hair regrowth drops and laughed. He stopped using them after, not until now I realized that was real mean of me lol
I mean you can blame me
Kids are assholes
well the Early Access release in Q1 include Multiplayer?
there'll only be splitscreen multiplayer on launch
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aw really?
How to go first person ?
The v key
You are Gandalf
No, Gandalf is me
Gandalf wishes he knew about half sword, would have taught him how to use that sword better.
Wanna see you do better against a freaking balrog
Huh, I would have never thought about such strategy
but then he just whips you
a lot of range on that thing
whoever i was arguing with a few months ago about stabbing not working fuck you dumbass i was right
im reveling in this rn guys
That guys quaking in his boots right now
why is my guy in the middle of fights fucking swiching hands when i set it to left fckin randomly half swording then randomly trowing the weapon
like my fckin guy is a r
yeah he better be
ill beat that guys ass
Honestly good I hate that guy anyway
I saw what you edited 
you didnt see shit buddy
ill beat yours too
doing it in public rn
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nobody can stop me
???
I'm guessing he nade a sexual remark
Who would I be to deny myself the nourishment of wisdom out of⦠What? Spite? Your ways are errant. āCheck yoself,ā so to speak.
Legitimately stop speaking to me please bro
Very well said thank you
Im physically cringing at this level of redditry you wanna sound smart so badly
The irony of you falling for his act
imply that again and ill beat that ass too
He is very good at it
starting to think half sword full game doesnt exist
I'm guessing he nade a sexual remark
its over for you buddy
If you read carefully you can guess what it was
Not many things that can be slightly edited
I hate this god damn discord server so much
Like that
I will now (for I would fain be naught in absence of prudent benevolence); however, I must remark the progenitor of the dialogue is yourself. In such, it was my duty to respond. Fare you well.
look at this dork
Exercise caution. I am a powerful mind.
Word up playa!
dude i've been playing so much arma reforger that im basically a combat veteran
you do NOT wanna fuck with me....
not even going to respond to your attempts to goad me because this is a failure so spectacular it speaks for itself. i dont think ive ever seen a greater failure. absolutely hilarious. im laughing and slapping my knee really hard at this very moment. not anymore now that i finished this message the moment is gone but i was laughing a lot and your attempts are pathetic. hilarity.
you stole this from gandalf
thief
How did you know
the english language is my paint the keyboard is my brush the discord chatroom is my canvas and im an artistic genius spitting out masterpieces left right and center i cant be stopped
Hey loser,
You arenāt shit in real life. Not only am I your intellectual superior, but your physical as well. You strike me as the kind of person who has never faced true challenges in life. I, on the other hand, have to go into work each day knowing thereās a 45% chance I lose one of my fingers. But you know what? I still havenāt, despite the statistics. I operate off skill incomprehensible to your apish mind, and fortune the likes of which only the most virtuous are blessed with. My muscles are huge. The brain is a muscle as well. I can build sentences you wouldnāt be able to begin to parse (given your evident absence of a Masterās degree in English Literature, and/or Bachelorās in Medieval English Historical Literature). So yeah, you think youāre the shit? Youāre just shit, bud. Stop trying to contend with things you can never match.
Goodbye,
Me.
And youāre ugly
Hey guys Iāve noticed something weird
Usually when I eat broccoli beef with rice I donāt think anything of the beef Iām eating
But on Sunday I killed a cow, personally chopped it up, cleaned it, and saved it to cook for today
We have so much in common
Now that Im eating it, I feel sick
Whatās this
you stink
Me when i GENUINELY hear sirens going off as I'm downloading the Half Sword EA (I'm about to be vaporized)
we need a nuts hitbox
I hope you exaggerate, because 45% risk of injury sounds like awful/illegal safety measures lmao
And I have to correct you, the brain isnāt a muscle, itās nervous tissue supported by glia cells š
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instead of gambling, we
havenāt eaten in daysā
why his feet like that
For the sake of metaphor, my brain (huge) is what I want it to be
Hell yea š„
gandalf have you tried smilebaiting
You're not losing the touch gramps
I truly donāt know how you do it
This level of..i dont even know what to call it..shouldnāt be possible
But I applaud you
When EA
Youāre almost at understanding
A temporary, rotting fad of modernity. I am an artist. What I do is art. It is not defined by these terms.
I enter a trance-like state and let my fingers dance across the keyboard as my mind goes blank
Or salvia
Or both
Itās up to you. Kind of one of those āchoose your own adventureā type deals
Keyboard
Iām movin different. Donāt ever doubt me
Thanks Genius
Okay
apologizes king
is the game mp
no, nor will it be when EA releases. However, they will see if they can add it at some point after release. (see #faq for more info)
alright
well there will be split screen on EA
if you got a system set up for that
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I beat the baron as the peasant
When playing the Baron Gamemode (idk what to call it, the last one where your in purple) I donāt know how to explain it, but the physics is different then the other game modes and itās infuriating.
Switch hands and grips are unreliable, weapons are way more wobbly and they either hit like a truck, or do nothing at all.
I donāt know how to explain it other than the physics are different when I donāt think they should be
thinking about one of my matches last night against the axe guy at the end of beggar
I missed my stab with the knife and he knocked me down
And as I was getting up I was on my knees infront of him
And he swung down the axe into my head
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Half Sword today I think
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i just had a dream about Half Sword.
elaborate
Do tell
the dream was like about some WIP builds getting leaked with weird ass maps like from what i remember one was a brick maze, the other was like skyscrapers so high that you can't see the bottom and an unfinished version of like the normal arena but you can like make NPC fights with buttons.
its a reoccuring dream btw.
they should addd that
in ur honor
and dinosaurs
and a Glock-17
add bows

where's hangonne
Likely full release if they want to
š
game will launch on march
when they add mod support make it
i want the private build beta code please
no
i don't know how to make maps that advanced twin, the best i can do is recreate it in Hammer.
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my honest reaction when the enemy splits me in half from flinching after i touched them with a butter knife:
can i ask a question
but i dont wanna be exterminated for asking
when is the nearest date half sword is expected to release @lofty kindle
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my friend gifted me nekopara š¤
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soontm is ever soontming
Soonā¢ļø
anyways im starting to think that my pc's memory is being used for generative ai bs without my knowledge
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i'm crashing on games that would normally be fine on my pc because my memory usage would just shoot straight up to 100% sometimes
i'm thinking if it's not a mod i got then it's definitely either windows or nvidisrael wringing out my pc like a towel
Yet on release day you will be there in the steam store 
I've lost interest
Jus don
dog skin on a seal model
Nvm it's back now
killia
Ye
it doesnt have to be shit it can be anything
Naah it NEEDS to be "this"
ts doesnt have to be this shit it can be anything if it makes sense and has a nice amount of letter per word
Yes, so as "this"
It is this sorrow
Ok let it be
ts = this sorrow
But "this" is also correct one
trial by combat
What?
Trial by combat
no too little ratio of meaning per abrevviation
trial by combat lets do irt
Hell naw, they be shorting "ok" to "k"
So why cant we just make "ts" to "this"?
Everyone uses "ts" as this
EXACTLY
NO
I haven't seen anyone use it to say "this shit" in a year
WE DONT
YES WE ARE ā¤ļø
Every time i see it it mean this shit i always thought of it as that cuz who even is abreviating that
just say this this
yea but I save 2 seconds each time I shorten it to ts
its like 0.3 seconds
And this shit is more like correct for the whole pronouncing
My point still stands
how many times do you write "this" appart from this conversation
Yes! So that is the reason!
That's 0.3 seconds saved each time
If you shorten it to ts 200 times thats a entire minute saved
NO
YES
SO IS THE HOLY ECONOMY
How about trial by combat
im saying that
i lose 100 aura
In a ultimate challenge
choose a coin side
Which it has?
face and something
Then i choose something
No way
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bruuuh the ultimate challenge is so hard because you literaly have to take no damage to be able to win
shit wrong vid
In summary, discombobulate.
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Discombobulate
It took several years to recombobulate him
Discombobulate him again.
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If i could discombobulate Willie I'd buy out the whole fucking game as a thank you to the half sword gods
yes
Matter of fact. someone make a feature request for discobobulating willies
when multiplayer?
when you stop touching your Willie at night
Give announcement or else.
you shall do nothing about the lack of release and you WILL like it
If only
Man today is not my day
will halfsword be optimised one day?
No, theyre actually planning on making it worse going forward
More crashes and more lag
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this is true i saw it in a dream
What if deaf people learn how to read lips cause people talk in their dreams
ue5 is rough but optimizable
When u got the crispiest Lincoln in ur pocket and shawty talking about some napkins
You WON'T like what i WILL do if you dont give announcement, pal.
I like that Denzel Washington plays Denzel Washington in every movie because Denzel Washington is fantastic, especially as Denzel Washington
You know whoās not fantastic?
The rock
I dont like that the rock plays the rock in every movie because the rock is awful, especially as the rock
rizz vs sexual harassment
all mods sleep
they might sleep alot
or sometimes busy with half sword
or jobs or working
my denzel washington impression: oh it's me? it's me in this movie?
broo has the key to everyones room
nah get out
skull emoji
skull emoji
skull emoji
skull emoji
flushed face emoji
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Wen half sword ea releasee
lmao
when multiplayer?
NEVER š¹ š¹ š¹ š¹
When is the full game released
now
Iām on steam and it doesnāt say that it is
Refresh the page
Hm alr
Wait half sword is kinda tufffff
ayrgghjhhh
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hafsword tomorrow
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Go fuck yourself

We are not holding any game developers
fix it
i will kidnap you until they release the game
fix what
its so broken on higher levels
its a demo bro
ik
its not supposed to be the game
they need to fix it b4 releasing it
the game they have is gonna be very different to the demo version
ig
its still gonna be goofy though, simulated physics like that are basically impossible to be without glitches
bro im pretty sure they got all fixed
and bugs
i know it will be buggy im just worried about release day cuz parts of the demo are practically unplayable
they dont have to fix everything
wdym
what parts
js crashes and whatsoever
u dont have to worry about that
knights are unplayable
hi
halo
for most people it does not
that im sure that just wont be a problem
when the game comes out
tbh it was crashing on knights recently
when the game is updated things will definitely be more optimized for various hardware but most heavily game altering issues people have are not widespread
mfs will say āthis game is unplayable they need to fix it asapā and be one of thirty people who experience the issue because of some issue with their specific graphics card
kills me every time lmao
thats kinda optimization problem i guess
cuz half sword was running perfect except the knight thing
maybe thats reflections or something
yes which will naturally be fixed as time goes on, my main point was that some people act like their computerās handling of the game is universal and unacceptable
or collision made wrong
oh yeah
these ppl kinda frustrating me
like man iām sorry the 10 people who work on this game didnāt tailor it perfectly to your Intel 300y from 2016 but most of us are smooth sailing lol
from what iāve seen most issues like that are with laptop hardware
which i figure will be a pretty natural progression for optimization goals
i saved my shit as black and its yellow and red
right
ovrdth selection is a crazxy system
what
the mod doesnāt keep colors, if you have your colors set as one thing itāll change the final product but the final product will stay the same
so if you get a red shirt and save it and itās blue, if you wanted it to actually be blue itāll stay that way forever
but you have to get lucky
so what do i do
keep saving random clothes until the reroll is favorable
wear a shirt, save, check the final color, if itās good then use it if not then repeat
what abt the pants
same deal
nice
im glad it didnāt take you too long
remember to save it
i did
Hello people
dual wielding longswords is surprinsingly still pretty op
day 13 of checking announcements. ive become ill. bedridden
they always ping you
no need to check it daily
anyways I bet they're going to delay the game again
?
delay waht
the early access
wdym im playing the game rn
oh lord..
https://youtube.com/shorts/Iefa703qgJs?si=RhJl8HXT8HJGJ4qw peak misinformation
This is why armoured knights fought blind! Their helmets had tiny slits for breathing but it would heavily interfere with their sight. So the knights were trained to fight purely off muscle memory and feel. Each of these suit weighs at least 55 pounds! Underneath this chainmail they also wore a padded gambeson. But much of this weight was distri...
I'm willing to bet chatgpt wrote the script...
Fighting purely by muscle memory is some anime bullshit.
They are acting like those holes in the helmet are purely for decor.
yo can someone help me parry bruh, if u look more towards the end of the clipe very time I try I just compeltely miss it
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lmao blind? (he says as the sees the eyeholes)
Bro you miss me that badly
š„ŗ
Okay now i feel bad
Not only has the game been delayed but it has also been waylaid
wdym
dount be.. feeling bad..
What
dont be feling bad!
But then i wont return to the server for days or month or even a year and your gonna miss me broš
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I see
Whoever made that is using the footage of another guy, i follow the original channel
guys how do i make half sword have no pain for me and ai
Damage slider on menu
Yea i dont know why everyone is suddenly using the content of that one spanish guy for yt shorts slop
Tragedy
Half Sword today I think
By pain do you mean pain responses? If so, you need a mod
I canāt wait man I love this game
yes bro
GUYS
HALF SWORD FULL RELEASE DOESNT EXIST
WAKE UP
IT WAS NEVER A THINGH
today for sure then
Today what
TODAY HALFSWORD RELEASES YAAHOOO
Hes brazilian, which makes it even more surprising that hes a medieval channel tbh
Oh right, i couldnt quite tell the difference
But yeah
howcome some schools call mordhau grip mordschlog?
Yuri Medieval is the GOAT š£ļø
If i'm not mistaken he even showcased some medieval equipment at a school once, he posted it on Tiktok
why is putting your halsword behind the knights neck and sawing his head off so fun?
because itās easy
lmao perfect gif
WE LOVE HAPPY SOULS
How is ts not done yet bruh
Devs have changed focus. Now a word play game called Halfās Word
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I hate it
its coming tomorrow man just have some patience
Dang man really?
š¤£š¤£š¤£
yep every day
its always either tommorow or today
bro
its not coming out
IN A WHILE
tehy said they were going to make a announcement the release date
yet they said they were going to do that recently
and its been a month
is it true the devs said this game wont be multiplayer?
Absolute Flower Pollinates Absolutely
Regards, Genius
Split screen is confirmed but multiplayer on different devices is very unlikely
iirc they said they might try doing it after the full game release but it's not guaranteed
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deleting it like they don't have logs š
hi black im nic
what is mod team even doing rn?
watching
Might not be the smartest idea to just admit u said it in here even if you're black
Fucking dumbass lmao
IQ of a 10 piece chicken wing lol
i like to watch people double down, its more fun that way
Don't say inappropriate things.
Regards, Genius
Thank you Genius
Inappropriate things
inappropriate things. regards, Genius
Don't make a fool of me,
Regards, Genius
CS2 default music kit mentionedš£ļøš£ļø
bro don't act like you didn't just found out about it 5 minutes ago ššš
but i play cs toošš
oh on a like alt account?
i just play with bots
š
Bots dumb asf in cs2.
there was a difficulty setting in CSGO i believe but it was removed for some reason
I'll forever miss cark randomly larping in chat
Yes
i think you can still do it with console commands tho
i saw your message about the wellness check a while ago, and i did try to do one but he ghosted me šš
i want to kill my friends so bad
Lmao I still talk pretty much every day with him in his server
I think it's because he has dm requests on?
I pinged him in his server
I'll make some moves
no he legit accepted the friend request and DM request and still just ghosted me.
š
idk i think he hates me or something
do it then.
He was still thinking of a response and I presume forgot to even reply
damn, i thought he didn't want to respond so i just unfriended him and closed the DM.
no he just takes a long time to think of a response š
burgundy something i can send u a link to it in DMS
done
yeah, i just wanted the blog to see if it said he left the half cord ngl.
Dont think it does
i still don't get why he left ngl.
mod team takes action, we are tyrants, mod team doesnt take action, we are lazy. there is no winning with you people š”
yes
Wilbrš
mods, siege him
behead posthaste
this reminded me of a funny image i had but I don't have attachment perms
no, my guard shall protect theeself against thy beheaders
DM it to me and ill post it then
this
discord: medieval edition
Aliexpress ahh discord
He made a statement
AliExpress mentioned
He
he's a ragamuffin!
mreow:3
Here's a Single Use Ration Coupon, always giving to the disabled /j
wruff aruff nooo!!
what a good guy, unsiege him
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Join the resistance!
Ī»
true (i made that on the january 11th)
{Redacted}
i think Melon accidentally pressed enter while typing idk.
"entire"š„š„š„
I'm sorry
To the adminstration
And the protector of earth
And I don't expect to be forgiven
NUH UH, JOIN THE RESISTANCE λλλ
Lol
i need half life 3 to release now
Steve Harvey
bears superbowl this year
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Hello
i just made a (shitty) gif of the ration coupon
@atomic mist Let
What do you mean by this
You wouldn't get it
Only a genius would?
Alguien habla espaƱol pe?
i just recreated the unfinished arena in Gmod.
here are some pics
Why is there boxes?
Youāve proved yourself as a noble and powerful warrior of the mind. Keep an eye out for my Signs. Youāll know them when you see them.
the boxes had buttons on them in the dream and the button spawned in npcs in the arena causing a NPC fight.
the devs should add this as a secret map hidden in the SFX folder
half sword coming out tmr
hi
This is true
Hello there
maybe
no
Kcd2 is so fucking good
who
Kingdom come deliverance 2
ah
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Why
Felt that shift š¤
Talk to me again when you know the sequence
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/VBdOQWj8Tg4 cool vid, although armour is outdated within Half-Sword's time frame
Gotta use it or lose it thatās what I say šŖ
this dude 3fs cant be serious
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No I donāt think so if it isnāt just play blades and sorcery
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WHAT
In the future
fr we dint even get a teaser for them delaying š
SAY SOMETHING
guys holy shit i cant believe it... roblox is SLIGHTLY escaping the slop š
not much
but inching towards freedom
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shup willie
That's rather rude
shup melon
Go into the time-out corner NOW!
Day 14 Of Early Access Tomorrow
There are no News
Potential Release Date: March 14th 2026.
What you really want is happiness,
In which can only be triggered by things you love, which one of them is half sword.
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Has anyone actually seen the original show? Me neither but I've heard it's insane
nope but i did see the original open slather series the skit was from on tv
i do not remember if i ever saw that episode tho
only had access to foxtel when i was on holidays and occasionaly at relatives
man watching stuff kinda sucked back then, when you had to wait 5 years for an amazing foxtel or nick tv show to trickle down to the free channels
this genuinely made me spit out my coffee like a dang looney toon character
Are you actually drinking coffee
yes i need to fix my sleep schedule
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š
I just fixed mine ish
Im still high from 3am YESTERDAY RAHGGG
Atleast now im functional
THIS NEWSLETTER SUCK
yknow january is nearing an end we might get close to half sword
Half sword could be any day now
yes we're in q1 2026
mcwonderbeast said "Weāre delaying the launch, but only by a short time." and "release date soon"
so i have my hopes for the end of january
Welcome to 1984.
uh oh
Deltarune, Half Sword, and Ultrakill Layer 8 Tomorrow
halfsword update delayed to q3 2027
trust
just checking in. wasnt the game meant too come out today or am i special
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news on EA?
nope. It comes out anytime from now to march 31st unless its further delayed
bruh
you guys noob
i have access to hl3 real gaben gave me 100% real no fake
yes veri good proof veri real
see
ezz
what's gabe's last name
cirrect
i can call mr gabe and ask him
Hey guys
good day sir
You made my week thank you
u aint no captain misinfo bro
Is misinformation actually like bad
good day
no this real!
That guy already said it I hate you!!!
good day
well you can say to a white/pink role shit like āhs releases tommorow mr half sword told meā
you will be rewarded
sorry lops man i proved you wrong
your 'version' of half life 3 is very different than my version
yo bro hs releases tomorrow
cool
Donāt get me mad
thatās the spirit
It gets ugly FAST.š
this guy is my friend btw and he just joined and doesnt have the slight idea of hs
Half Sword releases TODAY
he just joined for the hl3 joke
Trust
actually i played half sword with 3 fps
When are we getting hs for Nintendo switch lite
bruh
get it on the xbox 360
Holy SHIT!!!!!š®
we dont even fucking know about optimization on release and you asking for switch
damn bro
thats the spirit
gtg eat
gta 5 more optimized than hs