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good night bro
im still in mourning for my boy John from Lithuania
is his name john lithuania?
ok now tarkov time
yeah
his account was deleted 2 months ago.. or 3...

or 6… or 7…
his mom probably made him get off discord
im so funny…
jeu
im such a fat fucking chud
Looking
I swear I talked to him not long ago
Dont gaslight me
Please gaslight easter hes a bad person
i swear hes gone if hes not i will rejoice
what are you looking at
You amateur
He is still here
CRASH COURSE IS THE WORST FUCKING L4D CAMPAIGN
But Thats his username
bros named a holiday
seems i was mistaken
i gavet been very acive her myself
have i
im vbasically dead
Wait what he's gone
no hes not
it was my bad
john from lithuania disapearance jumpscare
gaslighting
i completely dont get it
Clearly
if i dont respond tomorrow im probably banned
hope you get into rehab soon mate
bye bye, little gay people in my phone
trying bro, its an addiction
nope

its like war thunder with infantry before war thunder had infantry
When there's rain there's thunder
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Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!
poor housing and roofign techniques allow rainwater to seep into domiciles
There will be no context
bro is digging up memes from last year
I was going through the server I am hella active in
Been there since like
2021
i hope its a nice place and not full of strange people
i HATE this place!
Not my poor roofign techniques
It's a gacha game server...
Oh aha nevermind
you have fun with your umamusume
It's not just Umamusume!
"just" is crazy
how the hell do you pronouncr it right on first attempt
It's genshin, gfl, uh, honkai, erm zzz
umamusume?
yes
im not pronouncing anything im typing
Fr
but I can pronounce it flawlessly
die
im an expert
for a second I thought your youtube video link in your bio was about to rickroll me
damn usher is so hip and fashionable
I love usher
seriously
Genshin
yo what is gfl
is that like gfl clan zombie escape on counter strike 2 community servers
Girlfriend lite
It's a game

Jiggle physics
damn i might be on the internet too much
my favorite Girl Front Line is the BAR
Did hs get an update??
Yes
Cn is getting FiveSeven, we are getting fucking Lewis gun
The british American bitch!!
I want my FiveSeven, devs!
Maxim when
Never!
Neat
Holy cow. Long weapons have no counter lol
the secret counter is getting shot with a handgonne
They fixed that and bugs with the new update check steam
there is no update
!
Dad, tell me a dad joke
I hate your guts and the bottom of a beer bottle is the only thing that makes me happy
Theres not an update
Hahaha that's so funny!
I like this
context?
im not ascertaining
meow (slur)
i thought it was the other word at first 😭
Hello neighbor sunset healed me
How 😭
Gotcha
i think my brain filled it in
Im FLIPPIN OUT DUDE
Type shit they'd do for everybody do the flop
Batman comic got me in trouble back when i was in elementary school
how
lmaooo
new 52 batman be like.,,,,
this is like the only cursing i’ve witnessed thus far that i remember
because 90s comics are cool
Played waw when i was a kid and let me tell you that zombie map after beating the campaign gave me nightmares
cod 1 my beloved
Wasn't waw pretty much THEE first cod
cod 2 was weird but fun in its own way
And ghosts zombie mode alien whatever sucked straight dogshit
That alien mode scared the shit outta me when I was little
Me too lol
Bo2 buried my beloved
My favorite zombies map oat
Best
Genuinely
Had max money in the bank and locker stocked with pack a punched HAMR
Fuck that thieving ass witch though
All i want is double tap
Can't wait for bo8
wait does it automatically go into zombies
i never tried
It did when you completed the campaign
Played a little cutscene and then good luck
I'd send it but it pops up in big bold letters the not so friendly peoples name during ww2
cover tuff as fuh
I used to call Dempsey chicken man for some reason
I was 4 when I started playing call of duty games
Granted i sucked shit and always jumped off the map on Yemen
me at the age of 12 playing cod waw without grasping the horrors of war and the atrocities committed
Viktor reznov tho
Replayed the bo2 campaign recently its so peak
are you on ps?
rip
Fym rip
I was about to say we could mob on some zombies
I still got my crusty dusty PlayStation 3 sitting in the corner
I'm on xbox
Loser
I dont need a old console to play old cod games 😏
me when my backwards compatability lets me play cod all the way back to cod 2
I keep my PlayStation to open up lbp2 and remember the good ole days
PlayStation 3)
And PlayStation home
Why did they get rid of of
It
I gave my 360 away to help out some ungrateful cust
You know nothing of what I'm talking about I know
*cunt
I've played on a ps bro lol
My cousin stole my copy of bo4 when it was released
bro did you a favor
He did
I got the game and then found out there wasn't a campaign
I bought all cods leading up to 6
I regret buying 6
Should have kept it at cold wat
War
Can call of duty even come back from the hole they're in rn?
Is Q gonna be tonight's biggest loser?
Who knows
Ugh I hope so
Mw2019 and mw2022 were the best of the recent cods
Cold war was aight and bo6 had a decent first couple campaign missions
But now its just blehh
Dude 2022 was great
The campaign was fantastic, DMZ was rad, the strike like coop missions were dope and the multiplayer was just as good as mw2019
With added mechanics too
Mw2022 was so overhated its crazy
2022 came out AFTER covid unlike 2019. When everyone was locked in their homes you wanna know what EVERYONE was doing? Cross mapping with that stupid double barrel with a sniper scope
Bro that was in mw2019 too lmaoooo
The 725 with slugs?
Come on bro
I played 2019 from launch
Mw2022 was peak
Same here
It wasnt as good as 2019 tho
It was really good bro you missed out
I just watched YouTube for the campaign
Didn't miss much otherwise
Instantly died since they decided to release modern warfare 3 like less than a year later
Same guns and everything
Just worse somehow
Lets hear it
Mw3 was meant to be a mw2022 dlc
But Activision greedy ass decided to make it its own game
Capitalism
Because of the Microsoft buyout
Must be hard being a COD fan
Mw2022 had so much potential but Activision ruined it
Nobody is rn dw
I understand why
He's just baiting bro
He ain't lyin tho
But yeah if mw3 was released as a dlc rather than a full game it would've been way better received
Its the whole reason all the guns were the same
Crazy stuff
Yeah it fuckin sucks
Worst thing that happened was the whole main menu shit they're trying to pull
Mr Chrome dome
All the cods in one thing
Its so dumb
It's slow and annoying
Bf6 fans are so surprised EA sucks ass
Lmao
like they've been in a toxic relationship with bf since V and still get shocked
Fuck V
Battlefield 1
That's where it's at
Too bad the games flat dead now
Bfv was hated but it was just a better 1
It wasn't in my opinion
There's a YouTube video on battlefields use of shaders on their games
Why is V so orange
Yeah i saw that video actually
Same reason bf3 is so blue lmaooo
Lmao
hi
One cool thing about bf6 is that operation firestorm has the bf3 blue filter
Yeah i noticed
Never known anyone with as much ball knowledge
Learn ball
captain misinfo? More like captain ballinfo
yeah you know a lot about balls
hehehehe
the other day me and a few friends attended a dance and my friend kevin asked why i had a black eye and it turns out under the harsh lighting my eye bags just casted a huge shadow
I came back to that being the main message on my screen and I was so freaking confused man
I'm like "How did this become therapy"
@grok is this true?
Why didn't it work
Yasssssss
If half sword is this great imagine full sword
Your mom told me the same thing
Sorry
my friend barrett’s cat stan was present while we were playing beyblade and every time one would fall and go under something the cat would compress under it and knock it out from under it
I still play with beyblades
Holy shit I wish I had these ones as a kit though
me and the fellas just got into em
been playing with the metal fusion ones and the beyblade x
x is fun to customize
OHHHH, NICEEEE
Half of the skill in X is customizing a good combo
i’ve been in the market of customizing them out of pretty bad parts to achieve unique parts or good scrappable beyblades from my friends
Then also dodging spinning metal projectiles as they fly out of the top of the arena
like this bit
I remember the way I played beyblade for a long time was getting the worst one someone had and slowly getting mroe and trading up
it makes the beyblade jump
I LOVE QUAKE
Pls make npc in fist fight do face punches the mode is too easy..
IT JUMPS SO HIGH IN THIS GEN
Too bad
Its literally the first thing you play
its not supposed ot be super hard
they do sometimes
I wish I had an official quake. I just 3D print a handful at a time and as they break use more
i traded like a C tier customized one for this bit alone
Also anti aliasing?
Based af
this is the bit i use on that specific one when i actually want to win
Have you triedt he higher teirs yet? Fist fights are like maybe 5% of gameplay
Yea but fist fights
Ah, Hexa. Less based (only becuase people actually use it because its good)
Fair
Turn down enemy damage and turn up player damage
Boom
Harder fists
Its the only unique gamemode
this bit is surprisingly good
There are a bunch of unique gamemodes wdym?
I like small buhurt
Low flat is crazy. I only use that on shark beys ngl
Small buhurt destroys my laptop lol
it actually does really good with this combo
#PLOOB4LIFE #those who know
i want to get a new lock chip because i like this combo so much
#dougdoug
PLOOB
not a big fan of arc wizard 
From my friends account
The fact the actual original writer was like “yeah no that wasn’t a plosive that’s just his name”
You fell for it
Ofc you'd day ploob
It's obviously #POOB
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i really want knife shinobi
Who cares what that writer said
I care :(
Old senile loser
Bro calls them Richards instead of Willies
This is my current main combo. Super meta. Phoenix Wing, 3-60, low rush
(i love old people just not that specific old person btw)
Wowee it’s cold
im uncle
Glued my fingers to my breaker box
Grandpa
Oh, I have embaeds?
🍕
Not for long motherfucker
Pizza steve
🏚️ derelict house emoji
Awe man :(
They didnt even make it inside :(
my friend has that
the blur is crazy
what kind of freaky business is happening down there
Yeah, why
Whats more useless chair or shield
frfr
Both have uses
The putrefied remains of the goats victims which it was drinking like a war of the worlds alien
Speaking of I rewatched that 2005 version the other day and I can’t think of a movie more meticulously crafted to piss someone the hell off
Is this game dead? there has not been a update is a very long time?
they are working on full release
A little bit they are just working on the real game
someone is outside my house with a loud motorcycle at 11:24 PM in Alabama
Even if all the devs quit the game is very much not dead
I bet they love War of the Worlds (2005)
ok I was just checking I have put so many hours in the demo and was hoping for some new content or curious if there ever was going to be new content thanks
agreed
Early access release in the next 3 months
thats what they said last time..
Yeah kinda reminds me of my dad
Devs can’t stop delivering. Fantastic demo and childhood memories
i want a house with gargoyles on it
have faith brother
Look up gargoyle on eBay
Then pay some men with a van to put them on your roof
Its been 10 months john halfsword
Instantly decrease your property value by 14%
heh
a small price to pay..
I suppose
Once they’ve gathered their powers the gargoyles will clean up the neighbourhood
Who tryna play arc raider
Me
there used to be a standalone gargoyle for sale at this place nearby and i really wanted to buy it and keep it in my room
It’s always worth impulse buying such a whimsical item
We all need a little more whimsy
my hobbies are too whimsical and expensive anyways
i’d be broke
i’m literally saving up my paychecks to buy a medieval helmet
you should break bad like walter white
Unless your hobby is gargoyles
Then I’d probably tell you to relax on the gargoyle thing
Maduro tyranny taken care of before gta 6
fencing and beyblades and comic books are whimsical
paying for one academic book costs an arm and a kidney
It’s not about the hobby itself, but by it being a hobby renders it devoid of whimsy
it should be work, right?
i’m lucky to have a few decent ones
Was buying donkey Kong bananza a good financial decision
but having enough history friends means i can ask for something in a capwell book and get a picture of it quick
?
i got a freaking awesome history on the maronite church from like 1960 and its out of print
lucky find
Half of my lecturers just told us to go to Anna’s Archive
i think its down rn
Most underfunded department of the uni lol
no piracy talk but based
It is down. They got a few issues
Why is piracy a banned topic
Discord ToS
yup
Damn
it doesnt have my book on maronite church... im gatekeeping..
Discord isn't very based
his muscles are too small
Bane is a pretty lame character ngl
Who else be letting willie yank his willie
grounds for execution ngl
most dont prefer you read it anyways, so services will sneak stuff in there aaaaalllll the time
What's cool about bane? He's big and drugged up
like me
Technically there’s nothing sneaky about it
if a service is free, your data is the product
You explicitly agree to have read and agreed to it
he’s a mastermind
Whatever you say
that’s literally his fucking character bro 
supposed mastermind is repeatedly bested by a rich man in a bat costume
precedent is that noone does
that’s why i said they used him wrong
most dont even check if youve scrolled down the list
supposed mastermind is pitted against the protagonist of the series and upon their first meeting breaks his spine in half and throws him off a building
Sounds like a lame version of Banner almost
These npcs die so fast i cant torture dem bru
just "get it over with" type beat
he obliterated batman no diff their first meeting because for the past like 15 issues of comics he had been orchestrating other villains to wear batman down
Like gng i stabbed you in the hand not the neck
"rich man in bat costume" is journalist coded
Supposedly smart but big so he let's his muscles do the talking most of the time
Besides, there’s been little verifiable reporting that any major company has broken the terms the user sets (as in disallowing selling of data in privacy settings). It’s more the grey sites you have to worry about
he doesn’t let his muscles do the talking in the actual books
But I do know hulk kinda makes him stupid
sounds like we got banes discord account
But they explicitly collect everything no matter what setting you have
he got flanderized by the games like many batman characters
What was ever the point of the "dont sell my information" button on apps or websites
bane pays people to play half sword for him so he can pretend to be a pro gamer on X the Everything App
sounds more like that rich playboy bruce wayne
It was an initiative that got popular enough to become parlance but not powerful enough to become law
I dont get it though
again, if a service is free, you are the product
It’s a good faith interaction between a user and an organisation
Whats better, pitchfork on longsword
Yes we know, thank you Reddit
So more of like a trust me kind of deal
Is it bad I dont really care about what websites do with my data
I can't really do anything about it
No, not at all
in the books bane is a poet and toys with his opponents instead of just brutalizing them and in the games he’s like 13 feet tall and talks like a toddler where you just dodge out of the way and he dies
i'd like your data
bane was extremely smart
I use YouTube with an account on my main browser which already undoes almost all privacy oriented work
Besides, they don’t care about your data per se
It’s about trends
arkham origins lore goes something like:
batman gives bane brain damage so he forgets that he learned bruce is batman

yeah thats about what happened
bane was literally so peak until the games
i like the games but they tortured bane lmao
honestly black mask too
HOW DO YOU EVEN BEAT THE COMMONER BOSS
It makes sense. They really only care about money, so they pay attention to the only things that can make them money
mainly distance control
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mf was just the fall guy for like half the villains and then died in knight like a chump
What's wrong with being a chump sam
rug-pull villain in origins
loses a chair v taser fight in city
gets crapped on by jason in a dissapointingly short DLC
Chumps can be cool
You think you're better than us?
basically every villain in the arkham games got punked by another villain which i really didn’t like it felt very repetitive
You mess with one of us, you mess with all of us
How good is cyberpunk 2077 in 2026
i never noticed
Very good game
Arkham origins avoided that no?
Very. Good
it felt like the villains were appropriately separated in the games
to me it felt like everybody had to be the underling of another guy
quite the opposite iirc, everyone just sent assasins after batman
it know my brwoser but not me
You are your browser
Would you still like my data kind deer
debit please
but yeah, villain stories didnt often touch one another in origins except for finger pointing and " X knows where Y is"
not including the main story that is
I dunno but Origins just felt like most villains were beat to shit by Batman and then sent to jail. Might be misremembering
I thought that was literally every batman game
bain put up a pretty good fight
Only played it once back when it came out
origins was pretty good story wise to me but the way the joker had everybody on his side kind of ticked me off
Isn't like batmans whole deal beating your ass and sending you to jail???
Has anyone actually killed someone with a flying tomahawk
oh and the beautiful combat system.
because in the comics 90% of the time they work together for like ten minutes and then try and kill each other and separate
it’s always a lot more begrudging and it’s nicer
And games don’t have the luxury of comics, they do have to have some conventional narrative and people sure love a big bad main villain in conventional narrative
ive been trying but all ive gotten was funny dinks off of helmets
it feels less like you’re tackling one overarching entity and more like an actual gallery
Who doesnt..
bane as a big bad main villain in the comics uses unwitting participants and a small gang of unknowns to do his job
bane frees arkham but doesn’t directly employ any of them
i wish they had more smart-type boss fights
he drugs the riddler but doesn’t work with him
every game had like, one
Can we all agree every polearm besides pitchfork sucks?
Employ is a funny way to put it but I guess it makes sense
No.
and it was just "i remember you tickled me last time, so i've ducttaped my armpits to stop you!"
and nothing creative
just dont do the same thing twice
That sounds like the 80s Batman tv show
polearms are the single best weapons to have
Pitchfork is the only good one imo
Me
the mad hatter figures out bane has a big plan and immediately sends film freak to assassinate him in an apartment
bane jumps from a fire escape, backhands him, tackles him, body slams him, then picks him up and headbutts his face into a red mist, breaks his arm and then im pretty sure curb stomps him
Then he magically gets better
twin you can dominate all levels of enemies if youre just running a longer length spear-type weapon
no film freak dies permanently
Oh shitttttt
if you can aim for the head
lmao i was kind of bummed i liked film freak a lot
and he was an established character
mad hatter had a good DLC in knight
Sam what did you think of the Pattinson Batman film
How do you even aim for anything but legs and chest when thrusting?
swing twin.
It was ass
great film
I DONT WANT YOUR CUFFS ALFRED
I haven’t seen it myself lol
i loved it and i think it did a good job of avoiding the thing i complained about
it felt like a rogues gallery where no enemy could exactly get along and so there were many different things to unfold and deal with without it just being a direct chain
EL RATA ALADA
really grounded batman in a more realistic light
Don’t really plan to unless Sam gives a glowing review
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Maybe i just hate robert pattinson
Alright I guess I’ll watch it
the action was awesome and the bruce wayne parts were well balanced, the detective work didn’t feel grueling but was actually enthralling and “oh shit!” style
I’m not a Batman fan by any stretch but the only comics I ever read were the new 52 (?) and I liked them. Everybody was just getting their shit rocked
Sweet, sounds good. I already know I’ll like the cinematography so this will be an easy watch
Lol i thought that was general @tepid arch
Alfred getting beaten with a hammer was an all timer
@gloomy crest i love this because film freak has his own really good story a few years before this arc where he’s a very scary and unique villain, they keep his gimmick up in this issue to make you think he’s going to still be important and then he’s immediately crushed
happens
cant send here quite yet it seems
Genuine stakes in mass produced media POG
I think Marvel poisoned me on superheroes
And The Boys
Just so much garbage
eat your slop honey...
it was peak and it ran parallel to a scene of batman and robin taking out a bunch of henchmen nonlethally
so it’s like batman disarming a guy and then bane breaking a man’s arm and batman hears the reacting scream coming in over the mad hatter’s embedded radio
Sounds like one of those epic end season scenes turned to print. Pretty cool
god I love some peoples nicknames XD
I recognise that anime man in your profile picture but can’t name him and it’s driving me insane
Or I can’t name the show rather
Zero something
HOUOUIN KYOUMA
aka Okabe Rintaro
my goat
The show gimme the SHOW
from steins gate
That’s the one
Why did they remove bloody fists?
The first anime choice for any self-respecting Redditor
I am mad scientist, so cool!
or something
knightfall and its antecedents and progeny are absolutely seminal to good batman stories
everything you could ever want
its the goat of anime imo
Did you just thesaurus me
I dont watch anime
if you read only one comic arc i would one hundred percent say read batman: venom, blade of azrael, arkham breakout, knightfall, knightquest, knight’s end and the bane followup
SHould
it’s genuine peak literature
Well I read the new 52 owl thing
And when i watch korean or japanese movies, i put it in dub
dub works for some but very few imo
court of owls
My girlfriend refuses to watch subbed movies and it drives me insane
Yeahhhh
Well i just dont understand id rather understand than having to look at subtitles every few seconds
i really dislike the new 52, aside from identity crisis i feel like it really kneecapped batman as a developing character
he goes from batman to contingency man
I don’t know enough to really talk about it (or even remember it much)
always right man
I liked Joker just being a serial killer
in the 1940-2011 comics he’s actually flawed and frequently wrong and pays for it dearly
Plus the skin face thing was pretty neat
in the new 52 identity crisis happened and then his whole character is that he’s like the “erm ackshually” and “give my team 5 days and i’ll have a new gadget specifically for this guy” guy
YES LMAO
MY BATMAN IS THE BATMAN THAT GETS HIT
THE BATMAN THAT GETS MAD
THE BATMAN THAT GETS DESPERATE!!!!!!
Hell yeah brother
i feel like the arkham games had a big part in redditizing him unfortunately
Oh you’re a fan of the superhero stuff, what did you think of The Boys? (I despise it lol)
It felt very Whedon if he grew up watching the wrong stuff online
Which is a double negative
in the comics, particularly pre-new-52, he actually talks like a normal person but strongarms robin like he does in the games with that specific tone
but he feels human still
he feels relatable and has emotion and some jokes when the time calls and like… uses contractions
he’s allowed to say things like normal people say things
i mean saying “don’t” is still a contraction of “do not”
In some cases
Hot take, if black ops 7 was an indie game, people would think its peak
Yeah I realised lol
i feel like arkham origins did batman very very well and then the rest of the games kind of turned him into a robot
question mr teacher
whats the difference between dont and don't
one is correct
and the other
there is no dont
I’ll let you figure that one out
don’t is the only correct form and dont isn’t usable anywhere
it kills me when year 1 batman is the only batman allowed to be human lol
what
how can batman not be a human
when man is in his name
I’m an anthropologist
An anthropologist apologist
Gonna have to workshop this one
yes, i feel like new batman falls into the same trap a lot of modern writing does where characters whose charm come from their relatability get tuned up into a power fantasy, but are still held back by the remnants of their groundedness if that makes sense
He should be a chump constantly getting his shit rocked but clawing on through pure resiliency
I think that’s why I liked Dispatch so much
gets hit by a baseball bat and fumbles but uses his environment and channels his emotions to get back up
modern batman would dodge it break it and then use his “neutralize this specific guy device” to take him out immediately
i read one issue the other day where he used his cloak and mask like a decoy and secretly snuck up behind the guy just to trip him by the ankles and have him faceplant lmao
There’s a reason we remember the names of soldiers with boots on the ground and not the names of drone operators
this is similar to the doom franchise for me, the power fantasy is diluted because now the character is so infallible that you dont feel like you’re in their shoes
Doom has always been like that lore-wise I think?
I know he was a human once
But even then wasn’t he just demolishing
The last marine on mars or something
I don’t remember lol
initially he was just a dude who was really mad and had guns, now his suit is like full of gadgets and gizmos and he kills gods and is a mythological character and whatever
obviously he’s preternaturally effective but you still get that sense of “this could be me”
Well he did find (?) an ancient suit right
but when you’re put in the shoes of the chosen one you feel less like you
not to my knowledge
Lot of parallels with B.J Blazkowiz or however his name is
he was just a marine with marine tech until the newer games
but do you know what i’m saying
i think that’s the biggest thing plaguing modern writing is that all flaws feel contrived
nobody feels like a normal person pushed to their limits they feel like a myth with artificially imposed limits
when you’ve built a character up so much you have to conveniently nerf them for conflict
everybody is just written so that they can be powerscaled lol
Hello
hi
Well you’re definitely talking about a narrow slice of writing
oh my tuff
im mostly talking just about comic books
it’s a family tradition
Watch some damn Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind motherfucker
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insane economy
Does America still have price stickers without tax included
yes
kills me that that fig doesn’t use the same design as the artwork or the poster they include
why
are they stupid
yes
yope
Does America still make its citizens calculate their own tax despite that being one of the fundamental functions of government
hi captain misinfo
yes
Does America still smell like celery salt and sulphur
do they keep all of money that you overcalculated
the cringe is crazy
thats mean of you :((
I’m not American!!!
tax return
no, they do their own calculation, figure out what you got wrong, and then give the money you got wrong back to you
I’m worse!!!
they basically double check your work despite having the capability to just do the work themself
I’m literally becoming the joker what the fuck do you mean
no gifs of politically tense figures
and if you paid less than you're supposed to
consequences
tax evasion
lmao
gettin thrown in the slammer for work the government should be doin
Why don’t they just do it? I know I’m preaching to the choir but what the hell is going on
cant go down that road here though
does anyone know why they dont do it actually lmao
they basically take an interest free loan on you if you overpay and then pay it back
like does PRESIDENT know why they dont do it
i am not trying to get political what are these reactions
I don’t think any president has ever known much about the jenga tower the federal government has built
Too late
😭
i’m not charging my school computer despite my first class of the new semester being ap computer science of which i had to help organize a petition to create
they will hate me
I like this
Good choice of words
Proud of you milk ulcers
T-thanks … 👉👈
I can hear this lol
Lmao
Seize then behead
one more paycheck until i can pay a blacksmith to make my helmet
I guess when you think about it every government is incredibly insane
I think I’m high
lol
One more paycheck until i can play rocksmith
Can't wait
I’ve had too much pure apple juice
Those who know
Pure juice
I had to say pure so you all know I’m not one of the poors
all of you should play The NOexistenceN of Morphean Paradox : The Forest of Silver Shallots when it comes out and i will provide 0 context why and what that game is about
i wonder when my sword will arrive and when my shield will be done being painted
Never he took the cash and fled to the Bahamas
He's currently on Nassau
Living his pirate dreams
Wrong choice buddy, I guess the flight to Panama was fully booked
Fly?
Or the Caiman Islands
he’s my art teacher
Well you know what they say about art teachers don't you?
Because i don't
I hated my art teacher
My art teacher was a perpetual motion machine of crashing out
I think he himself was an art piece
my art teacher has a lil ego problem 🤷♂️
They all do
They literally have the best job in the entire education sector because like, what the fuck do they teach LOL
None of it matters at all
Ww2 history knowledge would tell you that
(i love history)
bro mine just gave us a topic and sat on his ass for an entire lesson
I had my art teacher at the time people started coming back to school but with masks
And when NOBODY gave a fuck about phones
(atl for our school)
So you'd be done with the art and just go on your phone for the rest of the year
Get a C and dip
Why strive for greatness during that time when scrolling tiktok and clash Royal were calling your name
By atl do you mean… Atlanta?
At least
Oh wait I think I get it
Yeah lol
This old dog still got it
Woof woof
I need to just shut the fuck up I think

Perchance
I am so damn tired but I have work in an hour
Nothing like a nightshift after staying up all day
7am here right now
A common mistake but a mistake nonetheless
Did i get that right or am i completely off
My family's from Ireland
Neurological weapon delivered
Moved to America before i was born
SORRY I know you’re being genuine
Lmao
I bartended for 5 years in England and it’s all I heard every single day over and over
I appreciate the kindredness with America a lot more than Britain
Or I like the people a lot more I should say
Living that close to paris during ww2 would make everyone and their children's children grumpy
I’m so close to a colossal crashout about Britain lol
Most of the world was affected by the war
i am half swording it
Haha yes indeed you are
Congratulations
Proud of you
I guess I just don’t really understand these people
I wish I had an answer for you
I think in one sentence
I have never seen a more prideful people take so little pride in every aspect of their lives
It’s like watching a timelapse of a statue being lost to disrepair
Fair warning the mods might not look at this conversation to friendly (maybe idk)
I’m killing you
i need to sleep bro i have to wake up in three hours and it’s the first day of the new semester
been drinking tea and eating chips too long
Definitely sleep
Pick up a 300 mg caffeine drink
If you only have a few hours I’d recommend no more than 1.5
Chug 2
Hours I mean
i’m alright on sub 4 usually
but it gets to me at the end of the day
Well you’re not
Really
But a full sleep longer than 1.5hrs but less than 3 is going to destroy your brain
i drink a monster in the morning and then throughout the day supplement it with 2-3 mountain dew kickstarts
Let me put you on
Reign energy
300 mg
Reign doesn’t have 300mg
This is America
Sorry. I got caught slipping yo
now that i have a debit card and a job my caffeine levels are toast man
FDA feeds us more or less rat poison
throw a phone into a wall
Night night
Gn
I made the mistake of drinking a reign like 3-4 hours ago
I’m so glad the FDA was defunded to save the average American 7c on their income tax
Got work SOON
FUCK THATS WHY I CANT SLEEP
Pop a couple melatonin
I HAD A MONSTER AT 7 PM
Why are you telling me, you’re the one with the problem
my life is over
Oh wait I get you
Because you're here to listen
I swear to god I’m genuinely braindead today. Big lack of sleep
I once went 2 days without sleep and felt completely fine
happens to me sometimes when i’m locked in on a research topic
I think I’m gonna go grab a beer before work to put a pep in my step
frankensteinmaxx
I tried to do the sleep reset where you just stay up throughout the night and day and sleep early like around 10
Nah
I guarantee that you did not feel ok lol
Blew straight through that til the second day
You’re probably just normalised to a poor quality of sleep
Which I think most of us are really
Covid lockdown changed my brain massively. I was getting 9 hours of sleep every night and I felt like a god
I felt tipsy on the second day
A TINY bit though
Like i was functional
Did your eyes keep doing that thing where it feels like they’re turning into a wide angle lens and things started looking further away than they are
Yeah actually lol
That’s a danger zone level
Like minor brain trauma
Yeah
It’s fine if you don’t do it more than like once a year

Would half sword make it to ps5
that happens to me like every other day over the summer
I’m now so worried about you people lol
Way later possibly
Not for a long time though


