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SAY THE LETTERS NORMAL
worth!
i dont like cookies
Hell yeah
Then you get 2 biscuits if you decipher it
Am I right or wrong Melon man
franklin will eventually eat grilled chicken
Grilled chicken
Thou✅ something❌ to❌ this✅ something ❌
hol up this writing is fire
withstand thou scribing is this blaze
A medieval man would easily decipher ts if he knew how to read
With i standby, you hearby, get a fragile vase, for my dignity will get purity.
I have no idea what the 3 looking letter is supposed to represent
Withstand✅ thou✅ scribing✅ is✅ this✅ blaze✅
Here's the two cookies
🍪 🍪
Eat it
Why.
bussin
PROWLING
Why is bro tall af
Shadows bro
hmmm alr alr
did the knight in your pfp change or am i crazy
He did
One trip and its all over
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a batman #500, the rest of predator black white and blood, knight’s end #1 and 3 and a few one and done’s from knightquest
what this means
apple lamb cucumber banana canned beef purple car spider mango
Fallout in a nutshell
Even better
how do we get access to the new demo
the mods don't care ngl.
there ain't a new demo son.
ive been bamboozled
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anytime between now and march
it will be march 31st
IM GETTING DEPENDED ON AI
why cant i download the tech demo?
ГОЙДА
Sometimes i hope the full release gets multiplayer quickly after being finalized
And then i see this and realize yep im good, dont need it, devs can relax.
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We could 1v1
oh my GOD
My summer car? More like, My vehicular homicide
maybe its good
cuz its mostly philosophical questions that google wont answer
i can finally chat here again
this could easily be blocked
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Anyone else think Hans from kcd2 has the Willy phenotype
guys what shaders do u recommend to make the game more realistic?
Half Sword today I think
I don’t think there any Reshades that will make you think it looks more realistic. It’s just picking a flavour of aesthetic
You could get a RTX6000 and play on Cinematic graphics settings
Anyone think we’ll ever get online PvP?
oh
I should ask the admins to return my Creator Content since I'm on a new account.
halfsword boutta be 15-20 euros or 70-80 euros
nah no need was just wondering
high graphics look good too, but is there a difference between high and ultra?
MWC gang rise up
cinematic is js a big bottleneck epic looks like 2% worse with a 200% performance boost
How haha
i see no difference between the 2
SATANA! PERJKELE!
bro hit him with the anime overexerted cut
GORE!!!
The last meme of 2025🥹🥹🥹
Spoilers for an 8 year old game, get with the times old man 🔥
the ironic thing too of right after being pissed of spoilers throwing a random image with dead michael
im just joking tho i dont mind spoilers
much
not canon!!!
depends tho, if it is something absolutely game changing then yeah im pissed
Im about to shatter your mind. Darth Vader is Luke’s father in Star Wars
HOW COULD YOU
SPOIL ME OF A 50 YEAR OLD MOVIE
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still waiting for star wars 1313 even if lucasfilm cancelled it
I go out of my way to look up spoilers in games and movies. If im watching a show and I think a character might die I will pause the show, Google if they die, and then go back to watching
why does he look like that asian father from that one sitcom
Thats him
damn that must suck
wowwww
you probably hate surprises
are you IMPLYING something
Yes.
I want to know who’s gonna die and when
YOU are implying something
no YOU did
i'll throw you a surprise party just to spite you
Me
wowwwwww
this is gonna be YOU if you dont take it back
hit him with the kill knightron 3000
so i just did all of the gauntlet mode and now there is just this "prepare yourself for the ultimate challenge" and now im confused.. is it like wip and i finished the game?
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can someone answer plz
do you see a willie in the purple uniform?
yea
Well, good sire.
Thou have reached the ultimate challenge.
Now take thy sabre, and join the battle like you would normally
sorry for me beating up my willy
woa im scared now
Goodluck, brave soldier.
yep
I'd be suggestin' ye lower yer gore settin's, lest ye be meetin' a right nasty crash, aye.
bruh
true
WHAT
I BENT DOWN TO PICK THE KNIFE AND THE WILLY DECAPITATED ME
i wish i recorded
alright i gotta lock in for this one
lmao
where half sword
Coming soon
Интересно как тут относятся к русским, и есть ли они тут вообще...
незнаю
кстати какая дата выхода?
ну поидее написано Q1 2026
it's like in that month? or in this year?
Q1 of 2026
thx
Half sword EA when
Cancelled
4Q 77
Make abyss optional after you die PLS some of us like starting all over again
Q1 2026
quit & go to menu
But thats annoying you gotta wait like 15 seconds so it loads
Lied to all of us for months
Brother it's 15 seconds
its da first of the month 🔥🔥🔥
false
is this game still developing
tiktok rotted ass brain
i played it for 50 hours
You aint apart of this who tf are you
daily, long hard process, radio silence at times, but i assure you these devs are committed so much its not even funny
i hope so, im waiting for updates
and i hope there will be multiplayer
EA should release anytime between now and March
Q1 Of this year
expect the worst, end of march, and hopefully your expectation is met or exceeded
I just had. The most fucking amazing pancakes
HELL yes!!!!
If I had a superpower it would be time travel
same but milktart
So I could go and eat those pancakes again
And partake in the French Revolution
With that dog who wears glasses and his son
Something and Sherman I forgot
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You could just not play the multiplayer if it did have one
possibly impossible but theres a possibility it is possible
likely not unfortunately
i think they said they might try after the full release but it's not guaranteed
Split screen is confirmed so that's not the exact reason
even if they did somehow do it itll be possibly very janky
thats different from multiplayer
how?
split screen is possible because its on one network/LAN idfk
multiplayer is players connected from across the world
etc
yea but wouldn't the physics be the same for multiplayer and split screen
not really
not at all unfortunately
really?
complicated behind the scenes things,
tl:dr, it's hard to make sure physics lines up perfectly for everyone
not even counting lag
That makes sense
There is a small chance for it at least if I recall correctly after the full release
yeah, I think they want to push it off to focus on making singleplayer as good as possible first
Yeah but my monkey brain would force me to play cause I'm competitive as heck
Not competitive enough if you can't deal with sweats
how the hell are people so good at this game
I can but I'd be pissed 😭
I'd become a sweat eventually
just like in other games
Playing against randoms sucks, if hs has multiplayer I'd just fight my friends with it
oh yeah, that'd be a fun idea
For gamenights too
They’re probably actual hema nerds who know all of the good techniques and forms
Honestly, bro yeah. It's like one of those games where you need a phd to play efficiently but it's hema so you can get into it ig
lol
It is a little different tho. I hope thrusting gets reworked
Hema guys when their opponent doesn't die after being lightly tapped with a sword: 😨
he-maballs
Hemaglobin
Buhurt nerds when you tell them that mindlessly swinging their weapon around and trying to hug people to death isn't mixed martial arts: 😡
I wish there was a sort of sandbox mode where you can just mess around because these ranks are killing me
The abyss is kinda like that I guess
The humble free play
I don’t have that 😔
I promise you do </3
Where is it on the menu?
Thank you
np :D
does the gauntlet save?
yes'nt
Cloak is kewl
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bridgford beef jerky is so peak
Bridgford? Ford? Why is ford making beef jerky?
no u idiot it was 10 years ago
2010 was 16 years ago
We’re closer to 3002 than 2003….
happy new sword
Math aren't kinda mathing
but
but 2016 was 16 years ago and 2042 is closer than 2050
so therefore 1010 is closer than 2025
Dang I had the perfect photo of my cat to respond it, but this server doesn't allow me to send anything💔
But also 2062 is closer than 2010 since 2050 is closer to 2042
💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
Anyone have the "OUR DICKS ARE SHRINKING" image?
It's like this
But instead of "brains" it's "dicks"
Bro wtf was the ST ending
Me when ||nobody fuckin dies 😛||
Tuff
Does anyone by any chance know where the artwork in the game is from? Is there someone drawing these or they stock?
genuinely nothing happened
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Did you know we are closer to 2025 than 2027
wdym nothing happened
nothing memorable happened
imo still way better than volume 2
i never really cared for stranger things anyway
its alright
people who squat trucks should be terminated of life options
squatted and lifted trucks are so ass
especially if they dont ever go off road or haul
i squat mothers if oeople who squat their trucks
and stanced cars with 40° camber
static mfs need to be put down
they looked like elephants that suffering from dwarfism, i hate people who make them kiss the ground like the truck is trying to say the pavement is its love
-40°* camber correction
there is no need for camber or static
outside of pure performance reasons
there is honestly a place in hell for people who squat old school cars
like make the belair into low riders
performance is +1° to -3° camber
death
see a nice <90s car
it's on washers and slammed
why live
just kill them, honestly. the oxygen i breath would be cleaner if people who turned 70s cars into lowriders just all of the sudden stop existing
i saw mk2 golf lowered to basically scrape the ground
special place in hell for people who make "executive builds" and it's just nice wheels with the worst fucking slammed kit ever
cant fit credit card under side skirt
there is quite literally no point to the aesthetic
besides crippling your car and your finances
automatic cars thoughts?
my fav old school car is the belair and Firebird, fuck people who make them kitted with the worst kits ever
manual meat eaters are just as bad as auto-only enthusiasts
70s american muscle 3 speed automatic
corvette c4 4+3 dogbox manual
i love Corvette
c4 manual is actually so ass
corvette c4, c5, c6 i like
fuckass doug nash transmission
c6 peak of corvette
for performance cars i enjoy vettes and some mustangs
but otherwise i'm team german
same
s197 is a good normie sports car
porsche is peak
it was cheap and rugged so expecting anything beyond B tier factory performance from it is a mistake
there is two things I love on this planet
GMC when it doesn't breakdown
and 1960 Ford mustang with a Off roading kit
take it from the man who drops subframes and transmissions and rebuilds motors in his garage
i have 3 toyota camries for this exact reason
a buick lesabre with 3800 v6
and 2 e9x bmws
thoughts volvo
good safe ordinary car brand, nothing else
wasn't born nor made for it, but kicked ass at it anyway
hoonigan vibes
i drove a e91 for a few months, fun car
was on old tyres, liked to slide hehe
e9x was the last of the true driver's cars from bmw
the 1960s Mustang was outright one of the most goated Rally Raid cars for its time, shit is wild
hydraulic steering, no nannies, engaging chassis tuning, DCT on non-M models
good engine also
the gas ones
idk abt diesels
no experience with diesel bmw yet
my goat
@stable wren you think this gasket can be reused
335d is one of the most coveted and legendary reliable e90 models
branf new
if you believe in it hard enough
yeah sure
i'd lovr to try it just haven't had the opportunity yet
it's rare
i drive a lot of other peoples cars so i experience a lot of stuff
just never got a diesel bmw 😭
my dad a master mechanic, and he deadass hates all modern cars and he despises modern BMW
right now i have audi a6 c6
3.0tdi quattro
very fun to do u-turn with it
pirate ship experience
the pirate ship experience is a hummer
because there a 50/50 chance it will flip over because of a gust of wind
anything after 2018 can burn tbh
ur car going ezplode
fair point
double the turning radius of a6
audi understeers too much for my taste and are hard to work on + get parts for
my dad told me of car that was so fucked up that he wondered "Did the person driving had a coma mid drive and woke up 3 years later?"
average new york rust car
understeer is a bit of an issue, very front heavy cars i agree
it's because front axle is further behind engine in audi
but more comfortable than say bmw/mercedes
he said if i squatted a truck he will disown me, but he wants to buy me a truck at some point as my first car
- quattro makes it worse
in my opinion
comfort isn't something i look for in a car after a certain point
cars for me are about practicality
depends on your daily life
seats dont give me back pain
ac and heat works
not excessively loud for wind noise
doesnt ride like ass if not for performance
perfectly comfortable
i drive a lot so comfort is a big + for me
anything else is gimmicks
i find that as long as it has music and fulfills the criteria above it is a good car to me
everything else is bs
office?
Work station?
Storage?
House?
it can do all of that and many more
those plush 2000s toyota cloth seats 🔥
comfortable and smooth and doesn't get destroyed with the years
need good bass in car
who cares about your fuck ass lambo when I can live in sick ass van that will last me for like nearly 500 years if i just maintain it well enough
2004 honda crv> comes witha picnic table under the trunk floorboard
idk if its relatrd
ts my car
i don't like honda
2 12s in the buick
is that my winter car
reliable and easy to work on
yes
good enough for me
shit slalpin
nice game i bought it havent played yet
that mazda is dogshit
i only built it twice the first time shit kept overheating
nah
i need talk in this server more often interesting peopl
and splooging on my windsheild
strong bass more likely to mess with paneling and seals
head gasket bad
no its cause i didnt have racing radiator and i kept revving it
yo chat, who here agrees that Mazda is ass
a
on god this what my lesabre sound like @stable wren
me
ok i should sleep byebye
bye
they're good common traffic cars
anything else is bs
to crash into in a racing game
yeah i agree
✅️
deadass, in this stupid ass game
they loan you a mazda
TWICE
and its dogshit
each time
brand placement
mazda gotta be bottom 5 car brands for any kind of fun or excitement
miata
the thing could barely turn
understeering is scary
the Nissan Fairlady is like the Lebron of japanese cars for me
oh my god bruh
i like nissan
OLD NISSAN FAIRLADY not the newer ones
the newer Fairladies are a embarassment to her name
japanese cars are for dorks
nissan puts me to sleep besides 240z
"BUT THEY ARE DRIFT KINGS!"
BMW and Ford:
i literally do not fw japanese cars outside of their god-given purpose as people movers
its funny that like everyone glazes japan cars as drift gods, drift kings
so when they try to do something else it gives me a headache
blame initial d and jdm culture
BMW, Ford, and like even fucking Ferrari of all things out drifted them MULTIPLE TIMES
which brand has a tutorial on drifting and holds the longest record for a continuous drift in the world?
your car culture is ass if you can't even back it up
literally the nothing burger of car titles
Yes lmfao
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this is what making Japan car lovers hide in horror
the BMW m5
the boogey man of all japanese car lovers
the moment ANY assclown tries to argue bmw reliability with me i immediately fall asleep
they will bring up the worst-made and/or worst-maintained examples
"B-but in initial D-"
"WDYM THIS PERFORMANCE LUXURY CAR CAN'T BE TREATED LIKE A TOYOTA???"
do people forget that BMW makes cars for like, mostly professional racing?
"YOU MEAN I HAVE TO ACTUALLY SERVICE IT AND CHECK UP ON ITS COOLING SYSTEM ONCE IN A WHILE????"
careful with that term
keep in mind
it's basically luxury favoring performance
they do a great job at it
the car doesn't feel unrefined and annoying like regular sports cars
Japanese car companies, don't make cars for drifters or fucking race kings. Their cars are outright made to be service vehicles, and the only big time racing most JP car companies do
is Rally
they favor offroading more than rly anything else
because it's easy to turn those beaters into rally cars
yeah exactly
Subaru ofc makes cars outright for it
and Toyota
and also Nissan
and Honda.
i think just mazda
doesn't do it
i know honda and Nissan have made a FEW pro racing cars
that's the consensus
i only own one car made after 2010 and it's one of my toyota camries
xv50 camry is very reliable despite being semi-modern
I drive audi a4 1999
but Ferrari, Chevy, BMW, and Lambo rly are the best car companies for pro racing
But anyways, JDM glaze is hella boring
its funny when even in japan a lot of JDM car meets
are filled with American and German cars
i drove so many "jdm legends" in my life

and every single time it has been the most MID ASS SHIT EVER
Hey man
bone stock bmw M cars clear low diff
funny thing is
a lot of JDM racing is
straights
and drifting
JDM cars aren't good for that
when BMW exist.
and like
i have 1997 camry it's a good car
literally every company
remember that this is the case because Japanese cars were all they had and could afford
This car i drive cant rust
thats true
JP back then was expensive for exports
it still is
it stopped making sense once jdm started being expensive and they started getting access to overseas cars
after that it was just dumb brand loyalty
give me an e36/e46 m3 with a bit more power and basic suspension upgrades
clean every single jdm car out
jdm fans watch initial d once and think their beat-up civic/corolla is a sports car
i wish this was fully a joke too
people turning their Civi into a fucking sleeper build and everyone acts like its the fastest thing on earth
i watch wangan midnight and get inspired to build my bmw and make it the best highway racing machine on earth
I love Initial D, but mf i will never be saying those cars are drift kings
here's the 3 paths for a civic "sleeper" build
A. not actually a sleeper just riced to shit and loud
B. faster than factory but get gapped by any actually good sports cars
C. faster than most cars but needs an engine rebuild every week or every few races
good luck making a 4 cylinder push 500hp+ reliably for more than a few runs
meanwhile people daily drive tuned 600-1000hp i6t BMWs no problem 😂
with me being one of them
funniest thing is
those "sleeper" builds end up costing more than the actual car
when they could've just bought a fucking decently fast car
200k miles e92 with n54 full send every day to work 60 miles both ways
no major malfunctions ever
why? i actually maintain the car
YOU MEAN I SPENT 10K ON THIS OVERRATED SHITBOX AND 30K TO BUILD IT SO IT CAN BE ALMOST AS FAST AS A BOLT-ON 335I AND HALF AS RELIABLE????
Half?
tf?
NO WAY!
you mean...
not at all?
that civic is living off of dreams and tooth fairy wishes
that fucking thing is on life support and the plug is like half way out of the outlet
"hah! bet i can gap you bro!"
your exhaust is spewing white and blue smoke dude
a single turbo 500hp n54 build where everything is fortified and all vulnerable components are dealt with + maintenance costs less short AND long-term than a fuckass K-series civic
jdm boys don't wanna hear that blackpill truth 😂
the first turn would make the car fall apart like a fucking lego build
meanwhile you can drift, drag, and track hat n54
I pray for the JDM community who still think their cars from like the Jurassic period of JP racing is still useable against monsters that other companies have
saved by the fucking bell
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everytime i pick up gauntlets i get fatal error
80gb steam cache file on my C drive
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bruh how do you beat the game i keep getting killed in the ultimate challenge
Practice or some shit like that, im in the same boat
does everyone run high settings in the demo
no mid graphics kill my game
yeah
yo guys i just made my first cs2 skin do you guys think it will be approved
does that mean yes
i don't play that game
cool
cool
Just saw the leaks my pc is fried
Looks like you tried to go for cheetah print, but the spots are too small, and too many
yeah cuz the software i used didnt let me scale the image like that
ill prob try to remake it
ok so guys is it normal that half sword takes 15.7 gb out of 16 gb of memory??? on medium graphics???? It wasn't doing that before and even the game just crashes itself to tell me I need more memory
Accidentally stabbed scythe Willy in his name.
Oops... Sorry, buddy.
Just got a whole skeleton stuck in my hand. Darn.
I suppose the technique isn't the only half sword now.
is there online yet
A battle in eastern HRE set in 1463
context: i made a custom map for half sword and made a cool video
game: half sword demo
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Has the official game released yet or still in beta?
Q1 this year, so it'll release this month, the next month or the third month.
I want that wooden spoon and bowl so bad jesus
I feel like one of those would be a bitch to clean
tomorrow
Is there a set price?
malnutrition speedrun
No set price yet
I believe the words you are looking for are "Weight Loss."
I’m praying it’s not something like 30 bucks
Shouldn't be, more likely around 10 - 15 USD
Ah that’s good
Will there be like a campaign or anything I haven’t really been paying attention to anything
No not really, there was a week for steam fest where they posted leaks that lead up to fuckall on the last day, but it was fun-ish
Anything interesting getting added
You can see in announcements, McWonder posted them day by day
Nope
Damn… hope it’s not one of those games that flop after having a goated beta
If you've been gone for eons somehow, slow-mo ability, that blends naturally into the game, and updated abyss
scythe returned
imo tho bcs of the new physics, it rlly got nerfed
guaranteed devs are aware of the fact its much harder to use, sometimes powerless
I mean the crossbow seems cool
and they will fix it likely in EA
I can’t wait to see the modding abilities
That'll be a bit
Modders for this game are good
But with the full game being here they will have some good ideas
In my experience, especially when EA comes out, modding will be really difficult, maybe yes modding is more possible if so, but updates will change the game so much, 90% of mods will completely break each time
Oh god
Since it's Early Access, games usually refactor like all of its shit for optomizations, fixes, rewrites, etc
I feel like modding was a decent part of the beta
so by the time full version is out, its workable and stable
eh imo its mostly dry
like 2 menus
enhancer and the loadout selector
enhancer is fucking sick and by far a big ass game changer if you're either bored, or suck ass and just want to beat the everliving father fucking shit out any npc that is spawnable
most others are js poor eyesore reshades or loadouts for loadout selector, some weapons are real cool, especially chromes sets, but very buggy since new weapons usually dont work right
Well
Chrome is gonna have a meltdown on EA release
When every one of his weapon packs are no longer useable
You can basically change everything
oo thats gunna suck
dont mod for beta's dawg 😂
EA is basically gonna be a whole new ass game
Coded mods will be the future
unless overdrve ports his loadout selector somehow, chromes cooked
He sort of quit with that mod but eh
Besides
We are getting guns on ea release due to a modder
I haven’t seen ovrdth around in forever, i dont think hes touched his mod in a while
What.
There a modder here
He said “We are getting guns on ea release due to a modder”
Who is like hella big brain on the unreal engine
He found like
A bunch of shit that you can mod
Basically half of the game is moddable
Thanks, I really cannot read on discord and fully require somebody else to reply to him to reply to me to say to me what he said to me by you saying it to me so i can understand it 😄
Ooo
Audio, models, weapons can all be modded
You can change willie into a anime girl since his playermodel is actually changeable
But gore doesn't work
oh god isnt there a mod for that
to replace files in unreal engine ??? 
Hey this is literally what im here for, dont thank me im just doing my job. Buckle in kiddo now I have to resend you every message in here for the past 6 hours and then every message coming in the next 6 hours
I cant understand what Saturn said to me
Not rly replacing, he has to code some and other stuff
Blender is fun!!
Reminiscing Upon Old Workz
My bad king. He said “to replace files in unreal engine ??? :cry:”
My bad king. He said “to replace files in unreal engine ??? :cry:”
RIP classic OP sythe </3
Damn
Foolish
Ah, i see, thanks!
Rad <:
The amount of pen control, balancing a pen on our legs while wearing jeans
Sam, i have big news
Yeah I was using a custom weapon that looked cool I hit an enemy and they just turned to red smoke
usually the weapons for me dont do shit, most arent even blunt force, dont work at all, sharp weapons very ends only work, and blunt force weapons, usually arent that good
Peak weapon, cutting willies in half like butter. With the only downside being it leaving your hands, turning into a beyblade, and spinning off into space
Type shit
Yeah...
We getting real songs!!!

My favorite loadout was this samurai one it had a katana and a little knife
i loved doing stuff in pen but i probably suck now
who the fuck added this emoji
You.
why is there a greyfacedman app
did he clone himself
My scythe deciding it's given me enough of a power fantasy:
[Edited out link]
Mine is better
Why is your Willie naked
gosh i hate canker sores, worse that mosquito bites
Is the better question
Why in the-
I was about to ask!
Fr
Technically I havent showered since last year
I had mine naked once my mum came in and looked at me very confused
I HATE you! /j
i havent showered in 365 days
Medieval landmine
you...last showered, 2 Jan 2025...?
WHA THE FU
OMG
GTA VI attempt 3 this year
November 19 i think
i enjoy your people playground modded character pfp
It's mj
GTA VI's release will coincide with the collapse of the universe
I fucking hate it
I want a neutral one
I think that's what Rockstar said
When gta 6 drops, I'll finally go to the bathroom
Silksong took so long because perfection takes time
GTA 6 is taking so long because Rockstar loves the suffering of its players <3
i cant wait to have to buy gta6 for 100 dollars and then pay 20 dollars a month for ultra epic sauce gun car so i dont get griefed by people in the required online story or some shit
JAKE THE SCUG
didn't the ceo of Rockstar say something like making people pay per hour of gameplay or some shit like that
yes
Tripple A game devs be like: "Nooo, don't pirate!!!"
Also Tripple A game devs:
we dont want you to own games but dont download the games you dont own
but like
it literally cant be considered stealing if we can NEVER own it
Yes, I would download a car, thankyouverymuch (:
If I can't send images, then I will send giant ascii arts!!! MUAAAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
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:)
evil
Downloading a car sounds really dystopian
"HES DOWNLOADING MY CAR, SOMEBODY STOP HIM!"
"Yo dude did you download my car when i was away?"
Someone in one of the other servers I'm in posted a meme that I downloaded, I think
im forced to delete my halfsword so i can get the HS enhancer out
Dang.
1500-1510
This is just the maximalist cryptobro position
great statue where did u find it
Time to repost this for the 4th time this week
Do you have ptsd from brutally massacring drafted piggies?
Yes
I also have PTSD from doing the final challenge in the demo and having my slain foe's armor fall through the floor for the 30th time in a row
What the what
WHO DID THIS
Its now a mere museum
It was once thriving with feet pics and roleplay, now its all down.
"30,000 people used to live here, now it's a ghost town."
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Gulp
Guys will this game be #1 midevil video game of all time?
dumbass 😭
A loss akin to the burning of the Library of Alexandria…
wen new HS EA details :)
@spark quartz do u think @unkempt scroll hits me
Do you think that
where halfsword ea?
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Thank you eli
Lol
Wait,half sword in half swords name the first Word is HALF,and sword was mainly created for ending LIFEs


did i really miss rali crashing out 😭
i hope you have a bad day
You hope i have a good day?
what a kind soul!!!
its funny how every ragebaiter gets disgusted the second they see an anime girl
it’s just corny i’m not disgusted
lies
hi rali
GUYS I NEED HELP. Why does it run so much better on low graphics despite running high usually? And also everytime I die and choose to go to the menu the game tells me I don't have enough memory and my memory spikes up to 15 GB out of 16 GB for no reasons
is there something i can do or is my pc just cooked
the ultimate challenge is bs
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no halfsword announcement? what a shit start to the new year
guess ill go touch snow
black sword in 2 weeks
Have you restarted your computer?
Uhhh good point... I don't think I did. But it's incredibly weird nonetheless, don't you think?
I mean my pc is old asf so i wouldn't be surprised if it still does this afterwards
Nuketown 2025 is now set in the past
It’s happened to me. Usually restarting helps
i gotta pipe water geyser and im set for life
Alright, thanks brother🙏
Maybe my pc isn't to be scapped yet
Run on directx11 not 12
which should i play first
They're gonna quit in a week
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