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LOOK. This crap is reusable, it's free real estate
tbh it is weird how he seemed so easy and not even a challenge before
and now i couldnt even find an opening in this fucker until today
turn them into gifs and then suggest into server emojis then we're talking
Who's actually out there actively reviewing gifs on their computer monitor 24/7?
What is bro doing on linkedin ๐ญ
i... meant just convert png into gif
not publish them on tenor
๐ญ
I think bro's pfp might be a little outdated.
this is more accurate
to now
YOO
Idk maybe he got a REALLY good plastic surgeon
The medical equivalent to saul goodman
criminal criminal criminal
You mean Dr. House?
happy new year gang
Next year finna be ass I can already tell
yeah 2027 my year
ai bubble starts to pop tho
maybe its not all that bad
everything is falling apart maybe by 2030 we will actually recover to normal life
No. Nothing ever happens.
Maybe
Hopefully
god js decided to drop 2020s for a fun challenge
"Great Meme Reset" My ass bro
It ain't even that. Its just like... in general
Morning star polearm in game when
We lowkey need more helmet designs. Like Nordic
Said probably no one ever
what is great meme reset
Better focus on the small grass fire then the big house fire right Infront of it.
-Sun Tzu, The art of bullshit quotes
Look guys im contributing for the great meme Reset!
i had a nyan cat game on my ipad when I was like 8
that one might be too far back uncle
im using uncle instead of the 3 leter one
because this server is 1984
You're new bro, never chatted here before like 11 days ago
stop baiting

I js had a dream where I was like tortured for 8 hours ts sucks
I ain't neva ragebaiting someone eva again frfr
formative experience
Genuinely
Can't respond to this or else i would actually be baiting you
you are actually baiting me
despicable..
mister "meme manager"
a so-called "melon"
Holy crap i almost fell for the bait
there is no bait
Reverse baiting technique if you guys don't know
there are kids in here dont talk about that stuff
updated my gpu drivers and now i gotta roll them back ๐ฅ
Cheeseburger
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Happy New Year willie.
we should go to RetCon 2025
i heard that theyโre making our greatest wishes always have been true
Fireworks are banned in my country so there's intense car honking instead.
Holy shi, whay do I gotta do to earn sum xp in this discord
Intense car honking?!๐คฃ๐
You don't wanna see goatse getting spammed in chat, trust me bro.
Half sword tomorroe
Random ass people join a server then spam horrid shit, FOR GIGGLES, so the community manager set up this level system so actually normal people can send images, it's a bit controversial, even i don't like some of it but i understand why it was implemented.
Well at least as normal as a discord user can be
It's super easy to level up as well ๐ญ
I have just barely over 250 messages and I'm level 3
pan paka pan
may ai bubble burst and world economy rise
@glad void did you know that [rฬฬอกสฬฅ] sounds like a fart
Happy new year!
In my time zone, we've only just entered 2026, so Happy New Year.
Ye me too
have any terrorist attacks happened yet in 2026
need to know so that we can prepare for them when europe hits 2026
Raise your armed sword, and call upon your good friend Willy.
ISIS vs willy with candleholder
gamabriel
Happy new yesr
not my Willie
gang whaty
2026
r u chinese
Do you understand how accurate this is? Its either a big wip post or im playing ea 
Its beginning to look a lot like ea
guys half sword COULD come out tomorrow
ok dexter
Dexter dlc
half sword harbor butcher
Love me a bilabial trill
We've honestly made some shocking progression in just a year
Not even a year
Like 6 months
yeah it's called the release of half sword playtest and then current demo
is this good intro
2026 will be the best and worst year for gaming
I already know
me when gta 6 ends up being ass
uvular trill better imo
Who fucking care bout gta6? Mf half sword ea
imagine if that was true lol
gta 6 before half sword
The devs focus on making a battle royal half sword game
the performance would have to be measured in FPH (frames per hour)
Advanced happy new years bruvs
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its my first hour in this game and i just killed someone by stabbing him in the dih 10/10 game would recommend
The dih stab never fails twin you got this ๐
yrngal tryyiger
the final hours of 2025 will end in bloodshed
yo
and an exploding PC
i cant wait anymore my mind will go insane before i can punch non beta willi
its to show off to my musically inferior classmates lmfao
why did i render it without the percussion layer
turn off blood
no you got a warning for what you tried to say but got automodded
maybe dont join a server just to hurl insults and slurs at the devs
you should, get it over with
we both know where this is going
perfect thanks
youll get the news of updates and release on steam
Is it a copypasta tier crashout or is it just slurs
No it was just slurs, lame slurs, and put together poorly. Bro has NO IDEA how to FLAME ๐ฅ
Heโs not Butcherโฆ 
What's good Half-cord?
at least the first 3 months of 2026 will
Hey, you!
banger song
Bro where is this skeleton from
idk i stole it from this server
Ugh damn it
Skyrim did not get released 20 times just for the skeleton to be forgotten ๐ญ
Skyrim should be burned
Shush, dog eater

guys do yall know how much is this game going to be
What
I said โNo it was just slurs, lame slurs, and put together poorly. Bro has NO IDEA how to FLAME ๐ฅโ
So true king
did he get mad that he crashed or something
So he just started calling ppl slurs
@lost palm
Clarence wants a $1 scratchy
All credit goes to The Big Lez Show by Jarred Wright
this cant be the price ive been searching for
if you make this game fifty buck I WONT BUY IT ๐

hello people
its probably gonna be 4 or like 5
uhh
$5?
im playing the demo and it doesnt looks like it costs 20 dollar
is it going to be better
i actually need this as a pin now
maybe
omg im so sorry to ping so late again but how I feel like I can't find it
$20 at least
i'll be good paying 30
it is expensive isnt it
40 if its REALLY fleshed out
here
I'd pay $60 for the full game but I'd leave a bad review lol
My favorite person
I'll pay $30 or $40 with zero complaints
Iโll pay a quarter and complain!
Wowzers that's funny
this is peak content

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Mordschlag! Do my taxes!
Bro did I just see someone say they would pay 60$ for an early access
I said 90
I'll take your quarter and feed it to peasent Willie
Too much glazing bro
Bro what
'Did i just catch you having fun?"
What
Yep lol
Hs is best game to exist
Whatwhat?
Hs is best game to exist
nah I said $60 full price when it comes out, AND ill leave a bad review for paying it
90 dollars means I'll sail the seas and fight a kraken to get it
Like full release I suppose?
Idk man hs is pretty dope imo
Because 60$ for early access indie game slow development pmo
Ill "glaze" this game to my grave
yeah, i wouldnt be happy about it. I definitely expect the price to be $25-$40 tho
That's more realistic and fair
EA must be fire otherwise we'll review bomb the shit out of it
I think steam needs a score system instead of just good or bad
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My feet are really cold
socks
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why are we boiling water for game journalists
I have so many questions yet so little answers
in like 3 hours
Q1 is January-march
totally not stolen 100% real bought 50k
Bro responded but never answered my question ๐
knife or candle stick with kicking process
here
i answered
You only get a sword breh
i thought it's peasant because i fighted him like 35 times
Why ainโt the gifs working ๐ญ
Same
level 2
K
I shall name him Skriggle
Ok
Next year
Are we dragging this already
Happy new year niche community
We getting 2026 before gta 6
Did he just get kicked in the chest๐ฅน
yes
when coop
I feel quite hungary
Happy new year
sigismund 
I haven't showered for 3 years now
yo how do u play in first person
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V
Press v
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your famous line
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but i need to climb more
the status
wants to destroy me
but i will not stand and take it
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is there new sounds in the game rn?
I never heard these bone breaking and stuff.
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I dont know where to post this, but one tip to the developers would be that if you get the "you win" text but also dies after you lose the match. Look I love the difficulity of the game but it's very punishing to the players side. Make it so that if you get "You win" you have won.
Don't take the win from the player. That's not very good game design in general. Otherwise I am in love with the game, got like 30 hours on the demo lmao
Hope everyone is having a good day
maybe but realistically if you get a double in a duel you still die

yeah i think allowing doubles would make the game a tad less cool
happy new year half swordians, the ea is right around the corner
Very true. There has to be a way to tackle this in a good way because in general game design you dont take victory away from players. Maybe there should be a delay on the text to see how it actually went or something
To be clear. My complaint isn't losing or anything like that but that I get the "you win" text and still lose. That's one of the worst ways to engage players because sometimes you don't understand why you didn't win when the game told you so
eh idk i like it this way because if you die right after you win you will be annoyed which will encourage to prioritize your own safety more and make you less likely to double, its not fun to have your win taken from you but its also not fun to reduce the risk of being reckless
Happy new years
True but like I said, if you really think about it and discuss it then maybe we can come up with a solution. I wouldn't want to ruin the developers vision with the game but I think its worth talking about. Sometimes when you talk with people you can come to conclusions that work.
Happy new years mate!
Thanks
well if you come up with a suggestion feel free to put it in #1047240101152960525
Alright thank you. I will think about it but I would rather discuss it because sometimes I am wrong lmao
You too
sorry cant keep the convo cause i have to sleep
Sleep good mate!
havent slept since last year
(its 12:13 am here)
Im on duty this new years eve so I am just chilling waiting for a call lmao
bad joke sorry
this game is very very difficult
idk, its kinda annoying when the ai walks into me and kills me instantly lol
Well, you can counter play that
Happy new year people!
Almost every time depending on your weapon
Happy new year mate!
like the commoner boss im having a bunch of trouble with cause he just swings it at me instantly
and slices my neck open
happy new years
Is the commoner the one with the scythe?
hate the scythe dude
greatsword dude wearing black tunic yeah
yeah
Hes super easy lmao, take close combay weapon and run close to him and cut him to pieces
The great sword dude is more annoying, I have like a 40% success rate against him
fr
Guys you can always run to a corner and then when he is at close you rush to the other corner to buy you time
i'm already doing that
maybe just delay the "you win" until a few seconds after you've won to make sure you dont bleed to death because you doubled too hard
you have to control the distance with him as the main priority, either immediately close the distance and try and attack under his arms or keep just out of distance and make him swing ~3 times then advance and cut at him
and fell to the ground
once I picked my sword up I sliced the willies leg while getting up
is this the scythe or the greatsword dude we're talking about
it was so cool
if you got a sword, hold shift and slowly move your mouse to block the guy's slash
Yes, that's one way I also gave to fix this problem. The important thing isn't the difficulty but taking a vicroty away from players. Just something to make sure that you dont get the "you win" text and then take the victory away from the player
has anyone done a proper riposte in half sword yet
uhh
sword
..yes?????????
has anyone sliced someone in half with a halberd yet
what's with the question marks
in hs
Scythe you use close combat and rush, sword dude you dodge undtil he swings right handed and then you attack
in HIGH SCHOOL
half sword
because it's one of the main things you do in a sword fight
dum dum
yeah but in half sword
willie is half gumby half human
its hard to say what he's doing
you just have to get good at the game
Use two handed sword, which ever, dodge until right handed swing from boss and then you jump in and slice him
Just watch out from him brining up his sword to get into battle mode again but if youre fast enough you win like 50% of the times lmao
this new year sucks
I didnt get any sleep at all
and I'm hungry
So eat and go to bed?
its 6 in the morning
Wot? You live in Asia?
I might as well get breakfast
Its not even new year here lmao
East Asia
we dont got no fancy dancy snow
like you Americans and Europeans
Nice good job. I actually use similar tactics but I take a little bit longer
the flip
Well I am on duty so its nothing fancy going here at my place lmao!
the fiore disarm goes hard in the paint
No way that works? Never tried it and I have read quite a bit about medieval to late medieval combat strats
yeah the sort of basic arm wrap i did in that vid
although you can only really do it on people with their arms up or big bosses
Oh that's how it would look?
I have only read about it and thought "taking control of enemy left or right arm" would imply something else
he's got a bunch of variations
Yeah, the game is excelent in that regard to be honest.
It actually rewards you to use styles used in this era. The problem is usually the fine controls with the mouse
So even if you know what you should do its difficult to actually pull it of
yeah and the ai isnt human enough to properly react to certain things
here's another little variation of a fiore grab
Last update: 8 MONTHS AGO
Theyโre working on it, give it some time
Can I post GIFs?
not yet
I think you need to be level 2
Alright, had one vs first boss if anyone wanted to see
I think you can still post it in #game-footage-๐ฎ๐ฅ
Its fine, I knew someone here in general wanted to know how to defeat him
So just wanted to show him a quick clip
this my armor
My advice to whoever it is would be to grab the knife, try your best to block the first hit and then hug him
Yeah either one handed candle light and stab him or middle knife
I havent even got that far lmao
Oh, looks great, few weakpoints
i wanted to emulate alla tedesca armor
It would be fire if we could build a full Teutonic armor
out of period for da game
I know
But damn
I would like a game like this or if the game goes as far to let you choose time period
How does this game run so bad on high graphics when theres no difference for most of them
UE5
yeh
oh my days bro i swear if the greatsword dude chops my torso in half again
Ah because im using an intergrated graphics laptop
Some kind of automatic upscale of graphics through the engine. I am pretty sure that's gonna get fixed
Some kind of automatic upscale of graphics through the engine. I am pretty sure that's gonna get fixed
Also intergrated graphics? You mean from the CPU or a dedicated graphics card but in laptop version?
It just means my laptop is for work and business so it runs games like crap
No it doesen't mean that. You can actually find out what kind of graphics driver your computer use and the difference is huge. So before we can say that the game is running bad we actually need you to understand what your computer actually uses.
Happy new year people!
Competitive contrarianism
Ehm what do you mean? It's a completely legit question. It can absoultely diffrentiate with 200FPS depending on setupรฅ
That is the coolest shit Iโve heard this week
I have built PC's for over 20 years and I understand the difference between intergrated and dedicated graphics right? Someone telling me use an "integrated graphics laptop" raises loads of questions. Anything and everything can be going on behind that. If he's right that he uses intergrated graphics he will suffer from low FPS every day from the day he got the laptop. But if he is wrong and he got a laptop with a dedicated graphics card we are doing pretty good but we have to know what kind of card that is. To say that the differense between his original message and what you might conclude from it can be 200fps at 1440p.
omg bruh
happy new year guys
Happy new year mates!
smb just told me happy 2026 7 omg bruh
I should just
I guess the real half sword was the willies we made along the wayโค๏ธโ๐ฉน
Half sword 2026
Cheers for the future of half sword!
HALF SWORD RELEASES ANY SECOND
half sword canceled
happy new year
Well boys, Clueless knows
to my fellow western europeans
the game is dead btw
they will now focus on full release only since the community keeps begging
๐ฅ
wheres halfsword early access!! lazy devs!! its 2026!!/j
agree man where is it waiting for long time now pls gave us that acces ill pay 60 euro for it
Thy valour is as thin is whisper
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respect a king!
lets create a better half swordia
remove the children!
no women no children will be in hs lmao
AINT MY KING !!!
it would be most barbaric game ever
Until someone mods in anime girls and fortnite skins.
Which already is actually plausible according to Tom
we dont drink mead and swing axes
cut wood and drinking mead sounds badass imo
That reminds me of a story.. long ago..
Mordschlag you cornball
Who would win, a swiss pocket knife or a frag grenade
anyone can refresh my mind on how to make custom loadout with just the overdeath selector, i remember you choose the willy you want then need to do something to get the custom weapon
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Happy year new
by 6 mins
amh
glad im not recording for work rn
@boreal drum
Im in a fully insulated studio
and this shit is SHAKING my walls
The fireworks are like next door
We had fireworks for a bit
Nothing crazy doe
been going for maybe 30 minutes now
I don't live in any major cities or heavy urban places to hear fireworks much
Unlucky
Oh that's not bad
I think mine is only 5k
Like just north of me is Orlando city
2hrs away doe
Jessy lives next to the only people rich enough to afford the entire towns explosive military stockpiles.
Best fireworks
thats cool
Explosives.
Actually Jessy you should turn on the news or look outside, you might be under attack.
There a US state that has a 4th of july event where they fire artillery guns
I want to go to that
Specifically only invading the town he lives in
I do live near one of the largest air bases in europe
Maybe were at war and I dont know it yet
Idksterling reference
the game is dead brro
Ho ho ho
how u cant understand ts
Rage bait used to be good at one
i have a gaming tip for people in chat: play a video game of great reputation from the start on new years to ride the mood and really cement those emotions into your mind.
did that last year with outer wilds, instant best new year. did that this time with signalis, instant best new year
SIGNALIS
GET AWAY!
i thought it was WAKE UP
I made a 1100 page custom universe made by only me for that game
I have secret information about half sword.
It will contain gameplay and the player will engage with it to do specific things.
Half sword is not dead trust
What kind of gameplay you may ask?
Half sword gameplay
you dont mean to say... willie... halfs the sword?!??!!
i like the mindfuckery going on. reminds me of rain world.
My custom universe is like
After the game
Elster and ariane die, but the ship reactor exploding is explained
This is part of my universe!!
Nothing is spoiled!!
It's an alt ending from the game
Everyone dies and the mine gets fire bombed violently
The ship somehow returns and 30 sequels are planned spoiler nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare
@bitter stone happy new years
No!!
No more sequels!!
40 sequels
Call of duty ๐ฅ
500 sequels
Happy new year
@stable wren if you're such a big SIGNALIS fan can you tell me where the hell i have heard those three tones in the main menu before
its so goddamn familiar
thats the radio
in Signalis you get a Radio that blares that audio in a point of the game
(not trying to spoil it)
the sound it produces is actually part of a very much bigger thing
that makes the theory that the game is just a purgatory
no more no more just felt like i have heard it before outside the game
i dont need to hear more
I am not going to spoil it
trust
your username is "The Bug Shaker" yet your pfp is a anime shark girl
she a shark
im the shark shaker
good day people
Howdy
That is clearly a human, not a shark.
she a shark
nuh uh
Distinctly different
yeah but she has a shork tail
That does not make her a shark
yeh huh
Happy new year friends
Soon
4 more hours until its the new year for everybody on earth, because my time zone is the only time zone
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my mum totaled my car i would have legally owned in 6 days
i know whats wrong with it it ainโt got no gas in it
Please do not ask me for the title or the link because you do not won't to see this.
exactly why did you share that shit with a full detail description๐ญ๐ญ
This is a story I have I am not trying to be edgy I am just telling a story of mines
But why say it
Thatโs disgusting and uneeded
Ok sorry
anyways new cut just dropped
went from long ass unkempt hair to shorter shaggy cut
Nice shaggy cut
hi
you look like Timothรฉe Chalamet's long-lost twin brother in those first 2 pics
Tim
people with long curly hair get bullied like crazy
i got called young James hetfield and like 10 other 80-90s rock singers
and i am just like
I see it ๐ญ
"why not use my name"
i got a red circle on my foot from what i assume was the cold
guys who want to play gartick with drunk russians
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Ohh noo my steak is too juicy and my lobster is too buttery
What's that even supposed to mean
Its meant to mean they're complaining about something great
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lifeโs so tragic
futures dark
seasonal manic
we wonโt stop
convertible trauma
hide your cards
forgot your jacket on my floor
you know
I was wrong
with your sorrow
watch out
down b...
ugghh guys it sucks being me I've been hit on three times tonight
Being called a rock singer isn't a compliment to me bruh
a rock cant sing
Nooo I have the exact hair type everyone wishes they had nooooo
Brother, you do not want my hair and do the job i do at the same time
Yeah sure if i was fucking retail it's fine
But not a contractor
In the heat, and my hair does nothing but fucking be a head blanket
Idk get a hair cut then?
This person really is suffering from success damn
I hate my genes!!!
Same, people can hardly keep themselves off of me ๐ฉ
The genes arent bad it sounds like the job is bad.
New year
Happy new year
Happy new yeer
The state + job
Hot weather
Working in the sun

Yeahhk
pan paka pan
Hell yeah maxed out at 365 power clean๐ฅน
anyone know a time range for the release date like jan or feb or is it gonna be later like march or april?
January - March
Who tf posted their epic games freemium
chiv 2 is only good when you get it free
I got that yabloko 41 professional antipenultimate maximum
when will they make a vc bro
Soon
i hope
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New iPhone max pro ultra
Hello
Um no I just said the brand and model
I didnโt have audio on
are you in the hospital
bro you can't handle 6ft+ 700lbs+
I'm not going to I would borrow it for like a few minutes
I wouldnโt do that
mb scrap the dog part
Scrapped
full sword tomorrow
i wish it so
then you'd turn the mf into cracklings
New years soon
2026 my year fosho
full sword never coming
No not to eat
I said the same thing in 2016 though
your last year*
half sheild yesterday
Hopefully
This looks good
arnold shwartzeneger if he ordered thks and got onion rings:what is this
and it is
whag id
homer
was in
a game
and it was all about the simpson
lets call it
the simpsons game
yeah
and they rode cars
just like a crime...
what was it
hit and run
yeah...
the simpsons hit and run
this is why we don't let pink roles type a single word
new years soon
how do i get Schreiber?
Mods mute this person they're being disrespectful
guess they got bored
Moisture critikal mute militus, he is doing mean stuff
Chat should I mute militus
2026 is a rip, maybe 2027 will be the year
Is bro on the East coast
yes
we getting deltarune chapter 5
new Half sword
we getting GTA 6 news
and nothing too bad will happen
HUZZAH!!!!!!!!!
Hell yeah
this is the year of recovery!!!!
glory to all!
and i grant ye, a good night!
but before i go

Lies
Happy new year
is it crazy theres people popping off shots outside my house ๐
like mf what u shooting at
True same
W
2026 is the year of recovery
Says who
Year of downfall
Q1 2026 where update
Hello everyone :D
Happy New Willie bros
Banger pic
crazy how joe morphed
Hope everyone has a good day!
This shit needs to be a emote, out with the
and in with this
thanks lad ye too
The emote works for like a day
If anything it should just be a emote of you melon
This one
Happy 2006
Come on, it would last for atlesst like half of January, long enough
Happy new years
If a new god of war game doesn't come out by 2027 we'd have waited the same amount of time between Ascension and gow 2018
Let that sink in
All of 2025 and no Black Ops 2 remake
This is GLORPshit
HS tmw?
No
Too many people believe it's actually coming out tomorrow
hahahaha
Keep ye hopes high
Happy new years east coast is hs out yet
@quick night
YES!
IT IS!
IM CALLING IT
IN THE MONTH OF MAY HS IS DROPPING
thats not even in Q1 you putting bad juju out in the universe stop it
IN THE MONTH OF MARCH I MEAN
where is half life 3
that's down the hall to the left
i am wasted out of mty mind happy new yeaars
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Happy new year from the best time zone!
You know it
Yooo happy new yeer
happy new year
tad old to send
Only dead fish go with the flow 
Wow I havenโt played half sword since last year! 
What the fuck
I purposely made it insanely hard to read, so you guys have to just decipher it
By your own
No shit
thy not thou
This looks like Brent butt but he does cocaine
Dang nabit , i just watched a 12 minute vid about that crap, how the heck did i get it wrong, again!?
you just gotta know
unless the word after โthouโ is something crazy then thy is right
and i mean thatโs only if youโre saying โyourโ, if you want to 1:1 the meme then you can just say โhisโ
It would be more funny if it contained one of those words,
Atleast no normal half-corder would actually know the difference.
true
This is a secret me and you sam.
new years fit
Thou something is this blaze
Chocolate fit
what you means
With extra wrapper
Thank you
Your dress reminds me of chocoleta
Banana fit would go hard ngl
"๐๐ด๐ฟ๐ณ๐พ๐ฟ๐ฌ๐น๐ฏ!!
๐ฟ๐ณ๐บ๐ ๐พ๐ฎ๐ฝ๐ด๐ญ๐ด๐น๐ฒ ๐ด๐พ ๐ฟ๐ณ๐ด๐พ ๐ญ๐ท๐ฌ๐
๐ฐ???"
Tommorow
HaIf Sword Tommorow?!?
"Uh, hey, Kris, It's not Half as good as your Sword"
I thought of it in the shower after dying to the Soldier Boss for third time in the abyss
Hold up! his writing is unreadable!!!
