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No you didn't
Wasn't it gow that won? In 2018
i literally said it like 4 times lmfao
@spark quartz fr it was
I love RDR2 to death, tho whats odd, is i never got into multiplayer
Can't say that if you didn't platinum
the multiplayer is.. pretty rough
So much potential
Fun with friends for a while but
I don't platinum games tbh
Any game
Holy lost potential
Same
There are some trophies that are way too hard and take too long
And just isn't fun
@small spoke i just feel like the formula for GTA online didnt work for RDR2, and thats what they tried
if i truly love a game i'll platinum it
like Death Stranding 1
the first game i actually bothered to platinum
Platinuming a game is enjoying the game. It means you played it thoroughly
Nah
It's because GTA5 online was just more profitable rdr2 online was actually going pretty well but GTA5 was just earning Way more
Rdr online is actually still pretty good but it's rough in some corners
Or you only achievement hunted and missed most of the story
I plated Minecraft by just playing it
@small spoke I mean i see what your saying as to rockstar not showing it the same love, but i mean fundamentally i feel like its less fun, the silent character causing chaos formula works less on a horse than it does an opressor
Damn yall remember achievement hunter π
i think me not shooting a fucking rabbit with a gun doesn't mean I didn't play it thoroughly
Holy throwback
i guess yea unfortunately
It has so much potential though
it did
We're not talking about rdr2 rn
I meant in general
That game is so annoying to platinum
platinum for rdr2 is a little fuckin ridiculous
It is
Misinfo surely you remember achievement hunter, you're a man with ball knowledge
Yes agreed
The fella who tried to platinum all his games
Kcd2 requires you to shoot a rabbit with a hand Cannon for a trophy
I wasn't talking about RDR2 π
It was kinda like a review/platinum game channel
kcd2 has fucking guns???
Hunting is a pretty important core to RDR2 imo
i just started my playthrough
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early firearms yes
Did he ever complete it
early firearms
im at Hans getting fucking hung
So like very ass
erm spoilers! π€ βοΈ
You've barely scratched the surface bro
very early game yea
spoilers for an early section of a 2 year old game?
Bro what
Kcd2 is not two years old
fuck time flies
nooo
@spark quartz i know lol, only problem is i cannot for the life of me figure out how to save hans, and im down to 4 bells
really!?!?!?
Ur doing what to time
dont worry about that
Bro, you gotta help the captain
I DID
I can hop on right now and show u a tutorial
It's easy as hell after the 5th playthrough
HE FUCKED OFF TOWARDS THE TOWN WITH THE WEDDING
I do it without a single bell tolling now
id have to redownload, because i've had a drive die on me since the last time playing
so how about tomorrow?
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I personally just use this
ill use that
It's very efficient and easy
so im guessing this is like really early game then from yalls reactions and from what i know about this game
yea
Extremely early game lmao
... lemme find my playtime rq
I'd say like idk 3% through the story π
yeaa you're still very early game
The most difficult part of kcd that I struggled on the most was when you had to || escape the castle and run through the forest that shit was so fucking hard ||
OH MY GOD BFO
jfc im going to love this game
i love me a long game
I was stuck on it for weeks on release
im not clicking that spoiler
Dude I almost quit the game
That shit was impossible
||Now it's pretty easy since I get a stealth outfit and they nerfed the mission by a bunch||
||they removed a bunch of guards made it so their ai doesn't know where you are at all times π||
I was about to say my second playthrough i went with a stealth build and just breezed through it lol
Yea
if yall need i can just switch servers for a minute so yall can talk without tagging
nah it's fine
Also nic did you or did you not leave || i forget his name but your brother ||
We'd have to tag it anyway π Incase some guy who just started kcd2 comes along too
fair enough
||I did not I killed Brabant and carried him out||
hell imma redownload it, im gonna save that blonde asshole
Guys ever since I got surgery on my patella the inside of my skin has had an aggressive itch and itβs inside of my skin
||Samuel btw||
|| exactly what I did, that bastard deserved it and I am never leaving my home boy ||
its healing @wheat brook
i had a spinal fusion not too long ago, the itching was gonna kill me
||fr fr ong ong hate that Henry's parents get mad at u for it||
|| bro I was crying like a baby at the ending when Henry's parents talked to him:( ||
im navigating a fuckin minefield right now lmfao
sup chat
marijuana
I'm gonna spoil the game for you, at the very end master chief comes down from orbit and kills everyone
YOU MOTHER FU-
||I think it's kinda weird that they care about if you killed Brabant anyone would like not just let someone who betrayed them and tried killing their brother go to sound the alarm I mean at least with markvart he's dying anyway even though it'd be a worse death if you don't kill him||
Henry dies of ligma
whats ligma (/s)
i was going to post the vader noo gif but im too low level
We are of one braincell nic
yes
You'll get to level 2 quick
I have a good feeling about you tbh
I think we need to do a welfare check on cark eventually
Oh im chill, im just the local town drunk
nice lol, we need to recoup our regulars
Weve been lacking
only if the drunk were a stoner
Regulars here are like
Active 24/7 forever or active as hell for two weeks before dissapearinh
dissapearing for 2 months then coming back
Nics been banned four times
yea I have
Yeah you disappeared for a hot ass minute
I bribed mcwonderbeast 4 times
You, sax and shizton are like, the regulars
to be honest im one of them randomly dip in to raise some hell then disappear till yall start wondering where ive been kinda guys
I mean I think I haven't seen that wait what nationality did we say he was?
Indonesian?
Something
Shizton is Cambodian and Sax is Brazil
Ahh yea now I remember
Guaranteed scammer
Yea
i KNOW thatβs not papyrus
The scammers and women love me because I'm so cool π
Say any of yall boys like AEW?
address me
Aew?
All Elite Wrestling
no
competitor to wwe
thats a form of wrestling a guy can fuckin get behind
i hope you're on Santa's naughty list for the rest of your life
What is it again
OHH
π
I forgot that's what it was
idk who that is I'm jolly mod
Thank you king
I know who that is π
let us address the elephant in the room
Only ogs remember that pfp
Your mom's here?
Before he became a smelly mod
what elephant?
fuck you too
:3
GODDAMNIT IM KNEE CAPPED BY NOT BEING ABLE TO SEND GIFS
FU-
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Get an idea on where you're at
oh im just raging for dramatic effect lol
Is there anyone thats level is 6767
dont listen to him he's actually a fed sent here to gather data on you
I KNEW IT
you goddamn rat
We told you what would happen, now your prized acorn collection is getting destroyed
im still not telling you what they taste like
you cant make me
Oh we have our ways mr. Ilickmariahcareytoes
damn it, youβre addressing him!
Someone check my message count
He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named
you're right
Mobile search thing is ahh
I'm on mobile too π
I wish plague upon the person who destroyed mobile search thing
Cus like before a update the ui was better and messages didn't cap at 1k+ π
so @spark quartz im so low level your bot doesnt even recognize me
The mods are trying to silence me!!
ye
With the willie bot
Just to forewarn you, politics are against the rules. Not saying you broke any but, be mindful of how far it goes lol
Oh i gotchu
again i only say that stuff in jest, i never mean it
bro you canβt say that
itβs 2025
Don't worry hes getting banned right now
π
like for reference i called my coworker a commie because he asked to borrow my pen
is that level of it okay?
"hey bro can I borrow a pen"
"You fucking commie."
basically yes
reasonable reaction
but im a mechanic so add in a few more swears
very
but like is that kinda shitposting okay?
or should i sway away from that
because i dont see that as truly political, i see it as shit talk
Ayo @indigo hare is a mechanic
MY KIN
Although hes a fart mechanic because hes stinky
Im a green tech, only been at this for 6 years, and im a ctech doing my A techs tickets
jolly mod can you let me into the staff furry roleplay channel yet
nah that unlocks at a higher level
also when i did /rank and it pullet up that code box and said rank and wanted me to type
i just wanna fuckin know man
No, you'll stay here
NOT THE CUCK CHAIR
You're level 1 rn
Bro i told you only mods can be in the staff furry rp
didn't he talk about how he accidentally dropped car keys in someone's gas tank π
that too
Like two weeks ago
how?
hes a kia tech you cant expect too much
@indigo hare how the hell?
he was like idk refueling the car? And was holding the keys while doing it
LOL
And they fell π?
I started as a kia tech
"hey bro where's my key"
"I dunno"
cut my teeth at fuckin JT's Kia
looney tunes ahh
Real
How? It had to have been an older Kia, modern kias keys are bigger than the inlet
i mean
thats just
I may be relatively new but i've never come fuckin close to DROPPING KEYS IN THE GAS TANK
ITβS AN EASY MISTAKE
my uncle did that right before he crashed into that third crowd of people
I'm not sure if it was the car or house keys
Idk why he would have their house keys tho lmao
i mean car keys and house keys on the same chain i get
but seperate?
and for the HOUSE keys to end up in there?
I wonder if greyfacedman is lurking rn and just watching yall flame him lmao
liquor has to be involved
Probably is π
Mate he deserves it, how the fuck do you do that
i feel like he has a second monitor where it's just halfsword channels
yeah thats inexcusable
he didn't specify what car it was at least from what I remember
Moai
Address the elephant
I took out the fuel pump and bent over too much, while having his key in my shirt pocket 
I'm surprised you didn't break a hip while bending over old ass man
you bent over close enough for them to fall into the gas tank??
Shirt pocket I'm assuming
yeah same
Probably a breast pocket
Nah bro where'd you get that info from?
but still youβve gotta be like 6 inches away from the car at most for that
Hey nic
I'm gonna eat your face
β€οΈβπ©Ή
I removed the carpet from the rear of the car, there was an access spot for it there so I had to bend over more I guess idk. The key part(pun intended) was having the key in my shirt pocket
can i have some?
I wonder how the hell you could ever get the keys out π
Sure, be wary tho he doesnt brush his teeth
How'd you know?
Do you actually not?
donβt worry, neither do i
bro yall gotta start flossing and brushing right now ππ
I forget to brush alot man π
i donβt shower either, for the record
Sh*wers..
Its easy to not think about the consequences until you realize your gums bleed every time you do floss or brush
@sage grotto
You're a NASA medic specialist or something not a dentist π‘
but if the consequences only come when i do brush my gums then why should i brush them
I'm sorry to tell you this mord
But he's gone
Dead
why must i solve a problem only relevant when i engage in its repair
I took his title
buddy bleeding gums is an early sign of gum disease
what are three things you love alone, but hate when put together?
damn
Its called gingivitis and you dont want it
i don't have bleeding gums yet
I can send him a SS of what u sent tho
if my roof only leaks when i go up to fix it then why should i go up to fix it
roof tastes better than key
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alcohol, tobacco, and firearms.
interessant
From halfcordia
That is true, I am an auxiliary medical specialist at Nasa
damn
no wonder you donβt have game π
what π
just a guess
Is this because he's a medical specialist or because he works at nasa
a book about you fighting the author
because he has a j*b
ohhh
just watched some of scanner 2, some scenes were so hella friggin brutal
@spark quartz imagine having a job yer bum
I don't have game because I'm ugly and socially awkward not because I work at nasa as an auxiliary medical specialist
Me too pal me too
π
ok
ainβt that the truth
you all hate me
i don't have game because i'm human
huh π
i refuse to acknowledge your existence, good sir
i don't have that dog in me
yeah I fluffing hate you mane
don't worry sam i love you but don't let my fiance know
is she imaginary
i hope thatβs rhetorical
... don't kiss and tell bro
you know the answer
Ask ur mom
this server is my favorite rom-com
thatβs pretty cool
Only cure to pinkeye
itβs kinda weird that it just appeared in the server and that no one sent it in
Santa?
sam if that's actually you that's fuken sick
how it feels to steal mordschlag images from references and post them in general
krampus
Ts... PEAK
Saint nicπ₯Ή
no i have a different suit of armor and itβs for sport not reenactment (yet)
oh dayum son that's deadly
also new armet soon 
my blacksmith quit bullying me after i pretended to agree with him
yoooo lmk
somebody shield vinnyβs imaginary fiancΓ©s eyes
my smith of choice bullied me for wanting a visor mesh for eye-targetting harnischfechten
sheβll get snatched up
i think he told me to βgo play chess in the shadeβ at one point
wtf
lmao
No chance
dude i dont see anyone on the left there
Unc i just want to simulate visor up and visor down technique π₯
man this is a little weird LMAO
i trust this man with my money
i mean i see whoeverβs on the right but the left side of the pic is just blank
stop bustin my balls ova here
lol
she ain't into this kinda stuff she did comment on captain misinfos pfp becasue we watching the walking dead recently that's the only person i'm worried about lol jk
maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got youβd get some bitches on your dick
ok lamar davis .... "whut!?"
which season?
of twd
just got to the season with the whisperers
i was reading the books, but then i got everything spoiled for me so i stopped : (
yeah that's why i kept stopping too i'd see it on facebook shorts and be like well i gotta wait till i forget that happened to begin watching again
we are same but different ... but still same
they hate us cuz they anus
is anyone able to help me with the post i made in feedback bug reporting? my game is stuck at knight level even after i "fail" the gauntlet
it happened after the last updates
are you sure youβre on the gauntlet and not just free mode?
uhh i don't know for sure and i assume you want to keep the progress but the easiest fix i'd say is uninstall and reinstall ... orrrrr you gotta delete your save data
ok ill try that and see if either works
good luck
oh shit my phones at one percent
literally me rn
iβm about to flat line
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oh fuck it canβt be that
its a new day yes it is
uhhhhhhhh
hi
did you hear about the pair of bandits that stole a calendar?
hola mi amigo
???
they both got 6 months
I would say insufferable but it is completely sufferable for a good armet π
i can die at peace nowβ¦β¦β¦
Just nod and say yes sir and then he makes it and u never have to speakk again
ha that's getting retold for sure at my christmas supper
hereβs another one:
thatβs what i did lol
ts what im getting
did you know diarrhea is hereditary?
it runs in your (j) genes
ha i feel like my father in law would appreciate that one
stuff wuld so easy get trapped in the churburg picket fence too with visor up and no mesh cause its a whole underbite
honestly really like that under bite
tbh iβm a sizable few inches taller than most people i fight so most stabs going for my face will likely not be coming from overhead
why is that literally the setting in which it would be told out at the cabin
i definitely meant to do that
honestly it's like you live my life
Go play chess in the shade
i love chess i will do that for sure with my glass chess set
banned and sent to psycho hospital
oh shit it's mr steal my girl
i fixed it thanks for the help
Jolly hospital
always happy to help
we should swap places like in that netflix movie βthe princess switchβ
Never help pink roles
me when I don wanna take a pollax to the face
Let them fend for themselves
gotta put me on that haloperidol I guesss
do you think our extended families at christmas would notice?
I would notice (im eating all the deviled eggd)
would'nt bat an eye
it sucks even more that the visor up is the coolest look for the helmet lol
you gunna have to fight me for them
ya
the conundrum
i bet on vinny
You get the wet coleslaw that one uncle brought
who gets the macaroni salad?
i'm the uncle who brings the wet coleslaw
White people
i mean i donβt want it
i'm status indian so i'd prolly bring some frybread
this may be u
i feel like mr. boss would be that uncle
yβknow, the one that always tells mildly racist jokes
and unironically has a confederate flag in his house

i want to do this is why i want the mesh lol
Mr. Boss isn't racist he literally works with multicolored people
one of the other ones he made looks very derpy lol i think the guy he made this for had a really small head
god damn chicanery
NEVER PRECIOUS JIMMY
check your chest pocket, bozo
my late dad be like
HE DEFECATED THROUGH A SUNROOF
Tf is the point of that
tru
Lift a visor up for more visor
head protect
yeah wtf is that design
r.i.p.?
so that even when your visor is up you can still be protected from direct shots to the face
i have a longer head than that so itβll probably turn out more like the other one
yeah long time ago now
Goofy
that first one looked alot more pleasing to the eye and more intimidating as an opp
thou art a fool
ok goodnight everyone
it allows you to see way better and only sacrifices your ability to look down
just preemptively
because my phone is on its last legs
(yes it has legs)
nite nite
Uncle without the le isn't brainrot
was their some change to spear wooden handle doing crazy amount of like knockout power holy
Yeah
It got buffed
Caseoh talked with devs to get it implemented
do you want that extra visor with extra extra visor?
bro the spiked spear is now nearly impossible in baron challenge before you could kinda just tank the hits while swinning when close now its mad
yes please, maybe put a visor over my visor so my visor can be protected too
merry christmas my bodacious brethren
would like to make it visor to go with that visor that then went with that visor that then went with that visor
and rememberβ¦β¦..
Hmmm.... good idea
no but fr tho who tf would even decide to wear that
Dumb and dumber (younger)
it's like you just want to be blinded
the og dumb and dumber
Let's see dumb and dumber three and they're just both old men now
@spark quartz youβre stupid
unless you trying to do the blindfolded combat challenge wtf purpose would having that helmet be
being able to be hit in the face while still being able to see above and in front of you

I mean....fair
itβs also a smaller and less likely area for splinters to enter your helmet if you get hit by a lance
oh yeah
they should have another visor for that tbh
that's probs imo the #1 weapon the devs should add
four visors max
one for lances, one for arrows, one for seeing and one for breathing
lances in half sword would probs be op
tbh this is kind of a thing already in the late 16th century
I dont think they'd be very good in ground combat π
i mean theyβre not bad in ground combat
they would be if I wore my 19 visored helmet with extra visors
and my brigandine with extra brigandine too
aighty i got physio in the morning i'll be sure to check in after i miss another 660 + messages tomorrow

when i smell the delicious scent of an apple fritter
@last adder you must fight this man
For the title of green
your a dead man.
You're* he doesn't deserve the title anymore.
sad emoji
look at this smug mf right here
why'd chat go silent...
is multiplayer planned?
no
ts not for the weak
hm
yeah ik it sucks
but who knows
maybe in the very far future it may become a thing
just probs not at the beginning
Yes?
hm
silence across the half sword front
ill probably have forgotten about this game by then
most games dont have longevity like that
Merry christmas!
Ma motha ate fries
Market plier V running over many dead willies
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Legendary meme
Yo mord I got a question
Since ye are a schreiber, whats the difference of the spadone, zweihander, and montante, I know they are regional but they almost look the same
Not too sure on that one boss, will have to get back to ya on that one
alr
i would like to revive this convo and someone smart to say something about it
Heebies status = jeebied
what game is that
Project Silverfish
Its like lizardperson stalker with spoops
what am i answering
does it work and why
I know you didn't ask me but if it's in a fantasy world with magic why would it even matter
cuz realism n shit!!
Realism is cool and all but some games are just better without it
magic world can still be realistic about it
I guess but I think it just would depend on the game/world itself tbh
some magical combat games could have realism and it would work but some would be better without it
ok i see
I may or may have not been too comfortable with the rules
do the ultimate challenge willies have double health or something
what answer are you even looking for
if its a wrong observation
I like swords :)
dude
remember i tried to bring up for honor trailer and i was told im wrong about saying it loks realistic
Swords are cool
π why
:)
i have no idea what youβre talking about
i have the vague idea of realism in unrealistic settings but i donβt know what exactly youβre asking
Swords go like swoosh
i agree !!! my new one better arrive soon
You have a real sword that goes swoosh?????????
would actual hema techniques work in a fantasy world that literally removes human limits and in which an average knight can send you flying 10 meters by a full-force swing
yes and a new one soon
the issue i see is that in that world setting armor is usually way better so light cuts wouldnt work and as far as i understand thats like 85% of normal moves?
light cuts donβt work against any armor
hema is very different between armored and unarmored
okay and what about unarmored then
i mean if people are just stronger than usual then yeah
idk about defense but i would probably try a full-force swing if it can give me insta win
itβs not like your joints and the way swords work changes
i assumed that if one person can throw you back that far that the other person can put the same amount of strength into defending themselves
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usually one guy attacks, throws him 10 meters and the other guy just recovers fast, not negate it completely
@gloomy urchin will Henry of Skalitz make an appearance in hellish quart
then no hema does not work
no clue im still on kruger scale
i cba to join the community
the first priority of hema is to protect yourself and if you cannot do that then there is no point
Doesnt Armor already do that
yes thats why they eat some attacks
ok thank you for answering i will go and cry about my skill issue in hellish quart
why is alexander so ass against longsword
wearing armor and not knowing how to defend yourself is very stupid
doing hema without trying to protect yourself first and foremost just opens you up to opposing techniques
protecting yourself is what puts the ball in your court
βοΈπ€
do you usually actually register attacks with your mind or go with flow
go with the flow
how about armor and a shield BUT you dont know how to defend yourself
what now
thereβs a very small amount of input and output actively going on but most of it is just memory and instinct
like this is not conscious
im so close to the warden but i keep crashing any tips?
1% of rich people?
what if you are in the body of lebron james but donβt know how to play basketball
Then I'd take a different sport
big old "just avoid fighting"
governor
hello gov'na
sam you should drop a video compilation of your highlights
most of them donβt look cool
thats why they gotta be highlights
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is flipping and spinning your sword like that really effective?
or is it like a force of habit
highkey sabers are more fun than swords cuz its easier to follow
guy on left or guy on right ?
guy on the right
he only does that to recover the momentum of a failed one handed stab
i displaced it really quickly and so he had to sort of spin it to return it to a good resting position
sam would u call yourself good fencer
iβm decent
i can usually win against anyone with a similar amount of experience to me and can hold my own very well against people with much more
nice
have you ever been knocked over? like ass flat on the floor
plenty of times
Anyone here watch vinland saga
i mean sometimes when i fight long enough my knees just buckle
could just be me cuz i rarely get the big idea of popular things
but there are a few times where my opponent has full on bull rushed me and knocked me on my ass
this?
looks like something just to keep the distance
maybe
heβs a fan of keeping distance with one handed thrusts but i had already won the exchange so i decided to break away
if you couldnβt tell i had caught his blade on my cross guard and then drove my blade up under his armpit and did a draw cut
oh i thought you just pushed him
there is one on his belly
oo nice
good
longsword looks both heavier and lighter than shown in movies
sounds a stupid question but
are those swords actually sharp?
or are they just made out of plastic or just dull swords
they are dull swords
i heard they usually dull them
the heaviest sword was like 3-4 pounds
0.5kilo
usually around 7 or 8 for a longsword
fuckass guts sword
oh really
i havenβt weighed mine before but mine is probably about that
oo oki
@pearl coral in total how much did it cost you to buy your gear
I heard hema gear is expensive
probably around 2500 at this point
full soft kit + limb protection + harness overlays + sword and other sword and shield and pollax and dagger
whats the j*b
iβm an intern at a museum
ahok
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what if i read house of leaves and then bully people with my fancy words
they wouldnt understand what you were saying
they would tell you to sod off
Can I ask what makes halfsword so unoptimized?
unreal engine mayhaps
I played KCD1 with medium graphics and it looks great and not laggy
but with Halfsword it runs like shit
i heard that it is possible to optimize unreal engine just by poking config around w/o really losing quality
but not a lot bother
that comes from a person that never touched it of course π€·ββοΈ
holy shit wa is this sports called im dumb
so i have smt interesting to do
Most movies are stupidly unrealistic
But still enjoyable to watch
Fr
10 minute naps are superior
name one time
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hi guys
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The game wants me to go to Uzhitz to meet a limped man
but earlier in my playthrough I killed the bailiff, and the town wants me dead
what do I do now
are you already branded?
no
okay, accept the punishment then, or if you're silvery enough talk yourself out of it
you'll be branded for murder, one more though and then you're hanged
I have a level 7+1 speech
your fucked
you need atleast level 25 cuz it's a hard check
just accept the punishment
cant I just pay up
or give them 3-5 ingame days to forget you
murder base price is 3k groschen
getting caught is for losers
that bailiff deserved it
I need to continue my kcd2 hardcore
I told the bailiff about the cabbage guy
Insane reward
Had me like
okay well

just uh hide for 3-5 days dont pproach the town @wanton portal
kuttenburg is even more crazy
so just do the activities and side quests first yeah
im currently doing my first run rn, i'm eating up the story
no spoilers
im in act 3 of kuttenburg
KCD2 has acts?
I gave myself some rules, Iβm not stealing or picking up things that I donβt own or make
we just took alot of money
how possible is a KCD3?
If I need potions I need to either buy them or make them
No stealing
Only for quests
Anytime I launch the game on Linux it shows colored bars and static, does anyone know what is wrong
no
the thrill and risk of getting caught makes it more fun
i dont know
dont ask me yet
the story is crazy
only reason im playing kcd2 is cuz i heard you can kiss hans
so
other than Theresa and Hans
how many characters can I court with?
Steal a few things and already full plate in like an hour
i want that hansussy
yeah but it'll be marked as stolen
and you
're still in the risk of getting caught
Maybe Iβm just too honourable, like Henry
this isnt RDR
you wont die in a cliffside watching the sunrise
Mfer Iβm roleplaying
I never even finished rdr2 either
Did like 70% then stopped
insert that one meme where the miner almost digged through diamonds
True
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But the ocean ain't whiskey. And I ain't no duck
sorry im new but is there gonna be online mode in games full release?
like multiplayer?
yea where u can fight someone else maybe
did you perchance select "Hell nah" on the read faq section
sure
well there's your fucking problem
wheres faq?
if you dare speak the title of krampus speak it in full
Whats the best place to steal books?
I want to learn how to read
Yule Champion Viligrun
just read skill books and lore books
And where do I get those
look around
keep ur eyes peeled
u can also try scholars chambers like the one in troskowitz
internet archive
update: i read 4 pages and took a nap for 2 hours
my attention span is fucking cooked
dude this wifi is so ass
isnt that like 50MB
Lobster to buttery or what
after a 114.8 hours i've done it boys
mf
lets trade
one of the cheapest internet in the world and im treated like this
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what
114 hours
how long does kcd2 take to beat
I heard kcd1 takes like 50 hours
i just like taking my time with it
what are we downloading
RUMBLING RUMBLING
half sword full release
trojan virus
do you guys think GTA 6 will sweep 2027 game awards? like how Expedition 33 won 9 awards?
it's one of the most anticipated games so the expectations are high
i wont be surprised if there will be complaints
its cyberpunk all over again aint it
oh yeah definetely
weird ass phrase smh
weird ass name smh
you mispronounced definitely
how could anyone complain? it's going to be one of the best games of this decade
high expectations
stranger things looked silly after it
what i meant is people will probably be butthurt about the smallest things , not saying the game will be terrible
or it will be a buggy mess
I doubt it would be buggy
but knowing rockstar, theres going to be a few
i need it to be on the realism side instead of tanks, jetpacks hover cars
how fast did people find bugs in rdr2 during release?
i remember the evil and intimidating gta IV swingset
i like challenging games
so i'll be pleased if GTA VI has any difficulty
1 shot death realism
they should bring back the difficulty scale from RDR1
I wonder why they got rid of that for GTA 5 and RDR2
because 90% of people have a skill issue.
Literally the prime example of high expectations... "It's going to be one of the best games of this decade"... You can never be sure
exactly that
same case for cyberpunk 2077
Though cyberpunk fixed itself after some years
cyberpunk is a good game right now
they made a bad first impression
I'm not too familiar
can you please tell me what happened to cyberpunk? (after they fixed everything)
search up first release of cyberpunk
But was it really a super hyped game? I wouldn't say it was even slightly similiar to gta 6 in the scale of the hype
it wad highly anticipated
but isnt the "first release" like an early access?
or something
soon the day comes when "before GTA VI" jokes will be history
should early access be counted as "released"
"Gta 6 will release before this game βοΈπ"
well no but actually yes
the public can access it
Doubt it would???
no I'm talking about Cyberpunk
Oops
yes, the public CAN access it but it's still in development
thats like going to school early so you're just sitting there waiting for class to start
yes
true enough

