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spark quartz
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Rdr2 is generational

untold wraith
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No you didn't

small spoke
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Wasn't it gow that won? In 2018

untold wraith
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Because i called it

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Loser

echo vapor
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i literally said it like 4 times lmfao

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@spark quartz fr it was

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I love RDR2 to death, tho whats odd, is i never got into multiplayer

untold wraith
small spoke
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So much potential

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Fun with friends for a while but

spark quartz
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Any game

small spoke
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Holy lost potential

small spoke
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There are some trophies that are way too hard and take too long

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And just isn't fun

untold wraith
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Lol

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I platinumed black ops 2

echo vapor
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@small spoke i just feel like the formula for GTA online didnt work for RDR2, and thats what they tried

spark quartz
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I feel like plantuming games is pointless

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Like just enjoy the game

echo vapor
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if i truly love a game i'll platinum it

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like Death Stranding 1

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the first game i actually bothered to platinum

untold wraith
small spoke
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Rdr online is actually still pretty good but it's rough in some corners

spark quartz
untold wraith
echo vapor
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@small spoke I mean i see what your saying as to rockstar not showing it the same love, but i mean fundamentally i feel like its less fun, the silent character causing chaos formula works less on a horse than it does an opressor

spark quartz
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Damn yall remember achievement hunter πŸ’”

small spoke
spark quartz
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Holy throwback

small spoke
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It has so much potential though

echo vapor
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it did

untold wraith
small spoke
untold wraith
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That game is so annoying to platinum

small spoke
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Also

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That's not a trophy in rdr2

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😭

echo vapor
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platinum for rdr2 is a little fuckin ridiculous

untold wraith
spark quartz
small spoke
echo vapor
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it actually is

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for the log book arthur keeps

untold wraith
small spoke
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I wasn't talking about RDR2 πŸ’”

spark quartz
echo vapor
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kcd2 has fucking guns???

small spoke
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Hunting is a pretty important core to RDR2 imo

echo vapor
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i just started my playthrough

atomic mistBOT
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spark quartz
untold wraith
small spoke
echo vapor
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im at Hans getting fucking hung

small spoke
small spoke
spark quartz
small spoke
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very early game yea

echo vapor
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spoilers for an early section of a 2 year old game?

untold wraith
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Horrifically

small spoke
spark quartz
small spoke
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It's not even 10 months old

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πŸ’€

echo vapor
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fuck time flies

small spoke
echo vapor
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@spark quartz i know lol, only problem is i cannot for the life of me figure out how to save hans, and im down to 4 bells

small spoke
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really!?!?!?

untold wraith
echo vapor
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dont worry about that

spark quartz
echo vapor
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I DID

small spoke
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It's easy as hell after the 5th playthrough

echo vapor
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HE FUCKED OFF TOWARDS THE TOWN WITH THE WEDDING

small spoke
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I do it without a single bell tolling now

echo vapor
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id have to redownload, because i've had a drive die on me since the last time playing

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so how about tomorrow?

small spoke
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I personally just use this

echo vapor
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ill use that

small spoke
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It's very efficient and easy

echo vapor
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so im guessing this is like really early game then from yalls reactions and from what i know about this game

small spoke
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Extremely early game lmao

echo vapor
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... lemme find my playtime rq

small spoke
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I'd say like idk 3% through the story πŸ’€

echo vapor
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12 hours

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12 hours is 3 percent

small spoke
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yeaa you're still very early game

spark quartz
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The most difficult part of kcd that I struggled on the most was when you had to || escape the castle and run through the forest that shit was so fucking hard ||

echo vapor
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jfc im going to love this game

small spoke
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BRO

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Dont remind me of that shit

echo vapor
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i love me a long game

small spoke
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I was stuck on it for weeks on release

echo vapor
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im not clicking that spoiler

spark quartz
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That shit was impossible

small spoke
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||they removed a bunch of guards made it so their ai doesn't know where you are at all times 😭||

spark quartz
echo vapor
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if yall need i can just switch servers for a minute so yall can talk without tagging

spark quartz
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Also nic did you or did you not leave || i forget his name but your brother ||

small spoke
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We'd have to tag it anyway 😭 Incase some guy who just started kcd2 comes along too

echo vapor
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fair enough

small spoke
echo vapor
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hell imma redownload it, im gonna save that blonde asshole

wheat brook
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Guys ever since I got surgery on my patella the inside of my skin has had an aggressive itch and it’s inside of my skin

spark quartz
echo vapor
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its healing @wheat brook

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i had a spinal fusion not too long ago, the itching was gonna kill me

small spoke
spark quartz
echo vapor
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im navigating a fuckin minefield right now lmfao

dull quartz
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sup chat

echo vapor
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marijuana

spark quartz
echo vapor
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YOU MOTHER FU-

small spoke
small spoke
echo vapor
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whats ligma (/s)

spark quartz
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Ayee

echo vapor
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i was going to post the vader noo gif but im too low level

spark quartz
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We are of one braincell nic

small spoke
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yes

spark quartz
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I have a good feeling about you tbh

small spoke
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I think we need to do a welfare check on cark eventually

echo vapor
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Oh im chill, im just the local town drunk

spark quartz
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Weve been lacking

echo vapor
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only if the drunk were a stoner

small spoke
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Regulars here are like

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Active 24/7 forever or active as hell for two weeks before dissapearinh

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dissapearing for 2 months then coming back

spark quartz
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Nics been banned four times

small spoke
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yea I have

spark quartz
small spoke
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I bribed mcwonderbeast 4 times

spark quartz
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You, sax and shizton are like, the regulars

echo vapor
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to be honest im one of them randomly dip in to raise some hell then disappear till yall start wondering where ive been kinda guys

small spoke
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Indonesian?

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Something

spark quartz
small spoke
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Ahh yea now I remember

small spoke
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Who the fuck lmao

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I almost pressed ts on accident

spark quartz
small spoke
dull quartz
small spoke
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The scammers and women love me because I'm so cool 😎

echo vapor
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Say any of yall boys like AEW?

still scaffold
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address me

small spoke
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Aew?

echo vapor
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All Elite Wrestling

small spoke
echo vapor
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competitor to wwe

small spoke
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Wait

echo vapor
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thats a form of wrestling a guy can fuckin get behind

still scaffold
small spoke
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What is it again

spark quartz
echo vapor
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replace the turks with midgets

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AEW

small spoke
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😭

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I forgot that's what it was

still scaffold
spark quartz
small spoke
still scaffold
small spoke
spark quartz
small spoke
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Before he became a smelly mod

dull quartz
still scaffold
spark quartz
echo vapor
echo vapor
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FU-

spark quartz
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Get an idea on where you're at

echo vapor
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oh im just raging for dramatic effect lol

small spoke
still scaffold
echo vapor
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I KNEW IT

echo vapor
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GODDAMN CIA RADIO TRANSMISSIONS THROUGH MY TEETH

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ITS TACO TUESDAY AT THE PENTAGON

spark quartz
echo vapor
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NO, not his acorns

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please

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be reasonable

still scaffold
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you cant make me

spark quartz
dull quartz
small spoke
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Someone check my message count

echo vapor
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He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named

spark quartz
small spoke
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Mobile search thing is ahh

spark quartz
small spoke
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I wish plague upon the person who destroyed mobile search thing

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Cus like before a update the ui was better and messages didn't cap at 1k+ 😭

echo vapor
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so @spark quartz im so low level your bot doesnt even recognize me

small spoke
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His bot?

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Listen here buddy

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It's my bot

echo vapor
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the servers bot you communist /s

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wait

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capitalist!

small spoke
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The mods are trying to silence me!!

echo vapor
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that one

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lmfaoo

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nics second ban

small spoke
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@echo vapor btw

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Do /rank

echo vapor
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ye

small spoke
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With the willie bot

echo vapor
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oh

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tyty

spark quartz
echo vapor
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Oh i gotchu

small spoke
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I love [political party] and hate [political party]

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😎

echo vapor
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again i only say that stuff in jest, i never mean it

dull quartz
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it’s 2025

spark quartz
small spoke
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πŸ˜”

echo vapor
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like for reference i called my coworker a commie because he asked to borrow my pen

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is that level of it okay?

small spoke
echo vapor
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basically yes

dull quartz
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reasonable reaction

echo vapor
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but im a mechanic so add in a few more swears

small spoke
still scaffold
echo vapor
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but like is that kinda shitposting okay?

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or should i sway away from that

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because i dont see that as truly political, i see it as shit talk

spark quartz
echo vapor
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MY KIN

spark quartz
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Although hes a fart mechanic because hes stinky

echo vapor
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Im a green tech, only been at this for 6 years, and im a ctech doing my A techs tickets

still scaffold
dull quartz
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nah that unlocks at a higher level

echo vapor
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also when i did /rank and it pullet up that code box and said rank and wanted me to type

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i just wanna fuckin know man

scarlet creek
echo vapor
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NOT THE CUCK CHAIR

spark quartz
echo vapor
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gotcha

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ill shitpost my way straight to the top

spark quartz
small spoke
echo vapor
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i

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uh

small spoke
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Like two weeks ago

echo vapor
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how?

spark quartz
echo vapor
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@indigo hare how the hell?

small spoke
# echo vapor how?

he was like idk refueling the car? And was holding the keys while doing it

echo vapor
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LOL

small spoke
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And they fell 😭?

echo vapor
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I started as a kia tech

small spoke
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"hey bro where's my key"
"I dunno"

echo vapor
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cut my teeth at fuckin JT's Kia

dull quartz
small spoke
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Real

echo vapor
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How? It had to have been an older Kia, modern kias keys are bigger than the inlet

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i mean

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thats just

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I may be relatively new but i've never come fuckin close to DROPPING KEYS IN THE GAS TANK

dull quartz
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IT’S AN EASY MISTAKE

echo vapor
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EASY????

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They dont fuckin fit!

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i can see a house key

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but a car key?

dull quartz
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my uncle did that right before he crashed into that third crowd of people

echo vapor
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we're talking kia, not mustangs

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lol

small spoke
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Idk why he would have their house keys tho lmao

echo vapor
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i mean car keys and house keys on the same chain i get

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but seperate?

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and for the HOUSE keys to end up in there?

spark quartz
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I wonder if greyfacedman is lurking rn and just watching yall flame him lmao

echo vapor
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liquor has to be involved

small spoke
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Probably is 😭

echo vapor
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Mate he deserves it, how the fuck do you do that

small spoke
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i feel like he has a second monitor where it's just halfsword channels

dull quartz
small spoke
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he didn't specify what car it was at least from what I remember

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Moai

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Address the elephant

indigo hare
pearl coral
small spoke
dull quartz
spark quartz
dull quartz
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yeah same

spark quartz
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Probably a breast pocket

small spoke
dull quartz
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but still you’ve gotta be like 6 inches away from the car at most for that

spark quartz
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I'm gonna eat your face

small spoke
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β€οΈβ€πŸ©Ή

indigo hare
dull quartz
small spoke
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I wonder how the hell you could ever get the keys out 😭

spark quartz
small spoke
spark quartz
dull quartz
spark quartz
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bro yall gotta start flossing and brushing right now πŸ’”πŸ˜­

small spoke
dull quartz
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i don’t shower either, for the record

small spoke
spark quartz
weary tinsel
small spoke
pearl coral
small spoke
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But he's gone

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Dead

pearl coral
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why must i solve a problem only relevant when i engage in its repair

small spoke
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I took his title

spark quartz
dull quartz
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what are three things you love alone, but hate when put together?

weary tinsel
spark quartz
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Its called gingivitis and you dont want it

small spoke
small spoke
pearl coral
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if my roof only leaks when i go up to fix it then why should i go up to fix it

small spoke
pearl coral
dull quartz
small spoke
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Just taking a break apparently

pearl coral
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interessant

small spoke
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From halfcordia

spark quartz
dull quartz
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damn

pearl coral
dull quartz
small spoke
dull quartz
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just a guess

small spoke
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Is this because he's a medical specialist or because he works at nasa

pearl coral
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a book about you fighting the author

dull quartz
small spoke
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ohhh

faint dragon
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just watched some of scanner 2, some scenes were so hella friggin brutal

small spoke
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@spark quartz imagine having a job yer bum

spark quartz
spark quartz
warm hemlock
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ok

pearl coral
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you all hate me

noble patio
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i don't have game because i'm human

small spoke
dull quartz
noble patio
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i don't have that dog in me

warm hemlock
noble patio
spark quartz
dull quartz
noble patio
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... don't kiss and tell bro

dull quartz
untold wraith
noble patio
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oooooh tha's kinda weird but ooooooooh

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wait that towards me.... awwww

dull quartz
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this server is my favorite rom-com

pearl coral
dull quartz
untold wraith
dull quartz
noble patio
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sam if that's actually you that's fuken sick

pearl coral
weary tinsel
untold wraith
pearl coral
noble patio
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oh dayum son that's deadly

pearl coral
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also new armet soon steammocking

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my blacksmith quit bullying me after i pretended to agree with him

dull quartz
pearl coral
dull quartz
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she’ll get snatched up

pearl coral
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i think he told me to β€œgo play chess in the shade” at one point

weary tinsel
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wtf

pearl coral
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lmao

noble patio
pearl coral
noble patio
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No chance

dull quartz
pearl coral
# pearl coral

Unc i just want to simulate visor up and visor down technique πŸ₯€

weary tinsel
pearl coral
dull quartz
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i mean i see whoever’s on the right but the left side of the pic is just blank

noble patio
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lol

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she ain't into this kinda stuff she did comment on captain misinfos pfp becasue we watching the walking dead recently that's the only person i'm worried about lol jk

dull quartz
noble patio
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ok lamar davis .... "whut!?"

noble patio
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just got to the season with the whisperers

dull quartz
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yeah i watched about 2 and a half seasons

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so idk what tf that means

noble patio
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season 11 i think

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nope season 10 ep3

dull quartz
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i was reading the books, but then i got everything spoiled for me so i stopped : (

noble patio
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yeah that's why i kept stopping too i'd see it on facebook shorts and be like well i gotta wait till i forget that happened to begin watching again

noble patio
dull quartz
coarse snow
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is anyone able to help me with the post i made in feedback bug reporting? my game is stuck at knight level even after i "fail" the gauntlet

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it happened after the last updates

dull quartz
dull quartz
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well that’s about as far as my knowledge goes

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gl with that

noble patio
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uhh i don't know for sure and i assume you want to keep the progress but the easiest fix i'd say is uninstall and reinstall ... orrrrr you gotta delete your save data

coarse snow
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ok ill try that and see if either works

noble patio
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good luck

dull quartz
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oh shit my phones at one percent

noble patio
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literally me rn

dull quartz
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i’m about to flat line

noble patio
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we are the same....

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scary

dull quartz
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what should my last words be?

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oh yippee it’s a new day

faint dragon
dull quartz
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oh fuck it can’t be that

noble patio
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its a new day yes it is

dull quartz
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uhhhhhhhh

dusky zephyr
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hi

dull quartz
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did you hear about the pair of bandits that stole a calendar?

dull quartz
noble patio
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???

dull quartz
severe fulcrum
# pearl coral

I would say insufferable but it is completely sufferable for a good armet 😭

dull quartz
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i can die at peace now………

severe fulcrum
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Just nod and say yes sir and then he makes it and u never have to speakk again

noble patio
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ha that's getting retold for sure at my christmas supper

dull quartz
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here’s another one:

pearl coral
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ts what im getting

dull quartz
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it runs in your (j) genes

noble patio
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ha i feel like my father in law would appreciate that one

severe fulcrum
noble patio
pearl coral
noble patio
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why is that literally the setting in which it would be told out at the cabin

dull quartz
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i definitely meant to do that

noble patio
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honestly it's like you live my life

untold wraith
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Go play chess in the shade

noble patio
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i love chess i will do that for sure with my glass chess set

pearl coral
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banned and sent to psycho hospital

noble patio
coarse snow
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i fixed it thanks for the help

noble patio
dull quartz
untold wraith
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Never help pink roles

severe fulcrum
untold wraith
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Let them fend for themselves

severe fulcrum
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gotta put me on that haloperidol I guesss

dull quartz
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do you think our extended families at christmas would notice?

untold wraith
noble patio
pearl coral
noble patio
severe fulcrum
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ya

dull quartz
untold wraith
dull quartz
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who gets the macaroni salad?

noble patio
untold wraith
dull quartz
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i mean i don’t want it

noble patio
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i'm status indian so i'd prolly bring some frybread

dull quartz
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i feel like mr. boss would be that uncle

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y’know, the one that always tells mildly racist jokes

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and unironically has a confederate flag in his house

dusky zephyr
pearl coral
untold wraith
pearl coral
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one of the other ones he made looks very derpy lol i think the guy he made this for had a really small head

dull quartz
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god damn chicanery

untold wraith
dull quartz
noble patio
untold wraith
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HE DEFECATED THROUGH A SUNROOF

dull quartz
spark quartz
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Lift a visor up for more visor

severe fulcrum
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head protect

dull quartz
pearl coral
pearl coral
noble patio
noble patio
pearl coral
untold wraith
dull quartz
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ok goodnight everyone

spark quartz
pearl coral
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it allows you to see way better and only sacrifices your ability to look down

untold wraith
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Bar

dull quartz
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because my phone is on its last legs

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(yes it has legs)

noble patio
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nite nite

untold wraith
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Uncle without the le isn't brainrot

real compass
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was their some change to spear wooden handle doing crazy amount of like knockout power holy

untold wraith
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It got buffed

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Caseoh talked with devs to get it implemented

dusky zephyr
real compass
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bro the spiked spear is now nearly impossible in baron challenge before you could kinda just tank the hits while swinning when close now its mad

spark quartz
dull quartz
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merry christmas my bodacious brethren

dusky zephyr
dull quartz
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and remember……..

dusky zephyr
untold wraith
dusky zephyr
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it's like you just want to be blinded

dull quartz
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the og dumb and dumber

untold wraith
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Let's see dumb and dumber three and they're just both old men now

pearl coral
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@spark quartz you’re stupid

dusky zephyr
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unless you trying to do the blindfolded combat challenge wtf purpose would having that helmet be

pearl coral
pearl coral
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it’s also a smaller and less likely area for splinters to enter your helmet if you get hit by a lance

dusky zephyr
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oh yeah

spark quartz
dusky zephyr
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that's probs imo the #1 weapon the devs should add

spark quartz
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four visors max

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one for lances, one for arrows, one for seeing and one for breathing

dusky zephyr
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lances in half sword would probs be op

pearl coral
spark quartz
pearl coral
spark quartz
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and my brigandine with extra brigandine too

pearl coral
noble patio
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aighty i got physio in the morning i'll be sure to check in after i miss another 660 + messages tomorrow

spark quartz
gloomy crest
spark quartz
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For the title of green

gloomy crest
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your a dead man.

surreal vector
weary tinsel
gloomy crest
dusky zephyr
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why'd chat go silent...

trim ingot
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is multiplayer planned?

weary tinsel
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no

dusky zephyr
pearl coral
dusky zephyr
trim ingot
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😭

dusky zephyr
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but who knows

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maybe in the very far future it may become a thing

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just probs not at the beginning

pearl coral
dusky zephyr
elder pawn
dusky zephyr
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silence across the half sword front

trim ingot
trim ingot
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most games dont have longevity like that

elder pawn
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Merry christmas!

faint dragon
atomic mistBOT
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faint dragon
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Since ye are a schreiber, whats the difference of the spadone, zweihander, and montante, I know they are regional but they almost look the same

weary tinsel
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Not too sure on that one boss, will have to get back to ya on that one

faint dragon
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alr

untold wraith
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Jack in the box when you poop in the box

gloomy urchin
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i would like to revive this convo and someone smart to say something about it

worldly forge
gloomy urchin
#

what game is that

worldly forge
#

Project Silverfish

gloomy urchin
#

i think i played itch version of it

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hmm

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yeah i def did

worldly forge
pearl coral
gloomy urchin
#

THIS

pearl coral
#

this what

#

am i answering a question or observing a statement

gloomy urchin
#

answer

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pls

pearl coral
#

what am i answering

gloomy urchin
#

does it work and why

pearl coral
#

if it’s fantasy it works however you want

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why does my opinion matter

small spoke
gloomy urchin
#

cuz realism n shit!!

small spoke
#

Realism is cool and all but some games are just better without it

gloomy urchin
#

magic world can still be realistic about it

small spoke
#

I guess but I think it just would depend on the game/world itself tbh

#

some magical combat games could have realism and it would work but some would be better without it

gloomy urchin
#

ok i see

wanton portal
#

I may or may have not been too comfortable with the rules

trim ingot
#

do the ultimate challenge willies have double health or something

gloomy urchin
#

we are being naughty and evil

#

hose

pearl coral
gloomy urchin
sweet chasm
#

I like swords :)

pearl coral
gloomy urchin
#

remember i tried to bring up for honor trailer and i was told im wrong about saying it loks realistic

pearl coral
#

rephrase all of this shit

sweet chasm
#

Swords are cool

gloomy urchin
#

😭 why

sweet chasm
#

:)

pearl coral
#

i have the vague idea of realism in unrealistic settings but i don’t know what exactly you’re asking

sweet chasm
#

Swords go like swoosh

pearl coral
sweet chasm
gloomy urchin
#

would actual hema techniques work in a fantasy world that literally removes human limits and in which an average knight can send you flying 10 meters by a full-force swing

pearl coral
gloomy urchin
#

the issue i see is that in that world setting armor is usually way better so light cuts wouldnt work and as far as i understand thats like 85% of normal moves?

pearl coral
#

light cuts don’t work against any armor

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hema is very different between armored and unarmored

gloomy urchin
#

okay and what about unarmored then

pearl coral
#

i mean if people are just stronger than usual then yeah

gloomy urchin
#

idk about defense but i would probably try a full-force swing if it can give me insta win

pearl coral
#

it’s not like your joints and the way swords work changes

pearl coral
wanton portal
gloomy urchin
#

usually one guy attacks, throws him 10 meters and the other guy just recovers fast, not negate it completely

wanton portal
#

@gloomy urchin will Henry of Skalitz make an appearance in hellish quart

gloomy urchin
#

i cba to join the community

pearl coral
#

the first priority of hema is to protect yourself and if you cannot do that then there is no point

wanton portal
gloomy urchin
#

yes thats why they eat some attacks

gloomy urchin
#

why is alexander so ass against longsword

pearl coral
#

doing hema without trying to protect yourself first and foremost just opens you up to opposing techniques

#

protecting yourself is what puts the ball in your court

gloomy urchin
pearl coral
#

go with the flow

wanton portal
#

what now

pearl coral
#

there’s a very small amount of input and output actively going on but most of it is just memory and instinct

wanton portal
#

question

#

if Kings were like presidents before well presidents
what were lords?

craggy knoll
#

im so close to the warden but i keep crashing any tips?

pearl coral
wanton portal
gloomy urchin
#

big old "just avoid fighting"

wanton portal
#

hello gov'na

gloomy urchin
#

sam you should drop a video compilation of your highlights

pearl coral
#

most of them don’t look cool

gloomy urchin
#

thats why they gotta be highlights

pearl coral
wanton portal
wanton portal
# pearl coral

is flipping and spinning your sword like that really effective?

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or is it like a force of habit

gloomy urchin
#

highkey sabers are more fun than swords cuz its easier to follow

pearl coral
wanton portal
#

guy on the right

pearl coral
#

he only does that to recover the momentum of a failed one handed stab

elder parrot
pearl coral
#

i displaced it really quickly and so he had to sort of spin it to return it to a good resting position

gloomy urchin
#

sam would u call yourself good fencer

pearl coral
#

i’m decent

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i can usually win against anyone with a similar amount of experience to me and can hold my own very well against people with much more

gloomy urchin
#

nice

wanton portal
pearl coral
#

plenty of times

safe night
#

Anyone here watch vinland saga

gloomy urchin
#

i watched it all

#

didnt get what all the fuss is about tbh

pearl coral
gloomy urchin
pearl coral
#

but there are a few times where my opponent has full on bull rushed me and knocked me on my ass

restive trench
#

looks so weak

gloomy urchin
#

looks like something just to keep the distance

restive trench
#

maybe

pearl coral
#

he’s a fan of keeping distance with one handed thrusts but i had already won the exchange so i decided to break away

#

if you couldn’t tell i had caught his blade on my cross guard and then drove my blade up under his armpit and did a draw cut

restive trench
#

oh i thought you just pushed him

wanton portal
#

@pearl coral do you have a backup dagger whenever you get disarmed?

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or something

restive trench
restive trench
wanton portal
gloomy urchin
#

longsword looks both heavier and lighter than shown in movies

wanton portal
# pearl coral

sounds a stupid question but
are those swords actually sharp?
or are they just made out of plastic or just dull swords

pearl coral
#

they are dull swords

gloomy urchin
#

i heard they usually dull them

restive trench
gloomy urchin
pearl coral
#

usually around 7 or 8 for a longsword

wanton portal
#

fuckass guts sword

gloomy urchin
#

that doesnt sound that heavy

#

yeah

restive trench
pearl coral
#

i haven’t weighed mine before but mine is probably about that

restive trench
#

oo oki

gloomy urchin
#

holy fuck 3.5 kilos

wanton portal
#

@pearl coral in total how much did it cost you to buy your gear

#

I heard hema gear is expensive

pearl coral
#

probably around 2500 at this point

gloomy urchin
#

damn

#

do you w*rk again

pearl coral
#

full soft kit + limb protection + harness overlays + sword and other sword and shield and pollax and dagger

pearl coral
#

it’s like 300 bucks a month tho

gloomy urchin
#

whats the j*b

pearl coral
#

i’m an intern at a museum

gloomy urchin
#

ahok

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gloomy urchin
#

what if i read house of leaves and then bully people with my fancy words

wanton portal
#

they would tell you to sod off

#

Can I ask what makes halfsword so unoptimized?

gloomy urchin
#

unreal engine mayhaps

wanton portal
#

I played KCD1 with medium graphics and it looks great and not laggy
but with Halfsword it runs like shit

gloomy urchin
#

i heard that it is possible to optimize unreal engine just by poking config around w/o really losing quality

#

but not a lot bother

#

that comes from a person that never touched it of course πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

cold escarp
#

so i have smt interesting to do

faint dragon
#

But still enjoyable to watch

spark quartz
faint dragon
#

Fr

small spoke
#

This just happened to me

gloomy urchin
#

10 minute naps are superior

wanton portal
tired tulip
#

"The Strongest Dog always Fucks the Bitches."

waxen heart
#

hi guys

wanton portal
#

I need help

tired tulip
wanton portal
#

but earlier in my playthrough I killed the bailiff, and the town wants me dead

#

what do I do now

tired tulip
wanton portal
#

no

tired tulip
#

okay, accept the punishment then, or if you're silvery enough talk yourself out of it

#

you'll be branded for murder, one more though and then you're hanged

wanton portal
#

I have a level 7+1 speech

tired tulip
#

your fucked

#

you need atleast level 25 cuz it's a hard check

#

just accept the punishment

wanton portal
#

cant I just pay up

tired tulip
#

or give them 3-5 ingame days to forget you

tired tulip
wanton portal
#

fuck

#

I only have 2,4k

tired tulip
#

brands go away after a while

#

just surrender to a guard

little talon
#

I need to continue my kcd2 hardcore

#

I told the bailiff about the cabbage guy

#

Insane reward

#

Had me like

little talon
tired tulip
#

just uh hide for 3-5 days dont pproach the town @wanton portal

tired tulip
little talon
#

I never did any side quests in that area in my first run

#

But I will on my hardcore

wanton portal
tired tulip
#

im currently doing my first run rn, i'm eating up the story

#

no spoilers

#

im in act 3 of kuttenburg

wanton portal
little talon
#

I gave myself some rules, I’m not stealing or picking up things that I don’t own or make

tired tulip
#

we just took alot of money

wanton portal
little talon
#

If I need potions I need to either buy them or make them

#

No stealing

#

Only for quests

little talon
#

Game is already too easy

#

Stealing makes it boring

void niche
#

Anytime I launch the game on Linux it shows colored bars and static, does anyone know what is wrong

wanton portal
#

no
the thrill and risk of getting caught makes it more fun

tired tulip
#

dont ask me yet

#

the story is crazy

#

only reason im playing kcd2 is cuz i heard you can kiss hans

#

so

wanton portal
little talon
tired tulip
#

i want that hansussy

wanton portal
#

and you

#

're still in the risk of getting caught

little talon
#

Maybe I’m just too honourable, like Henry

wanton portal
#

you wont die in a cliffside watching the sunrise

little talon
#

Mfer I’m roleplaying

#

I never even finished rdr2 either

#

Did like 70% then stopped

wanton portal
little talon
#

True

tired tulip
#

can i....

#

stand unshaken...

#

amidst....

#

this opressive world....

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surreal vector
#

But the ocean ain't whiskey. And I ain't no duck

distant radish
#

sorry im new but is there gonna be online mode in games full release?

distant radish
#

yea where u can fight someone else maybe

wicked harness
#

did you perchance select "Hell nah" on the read faq section

wicked harness
distant radish
#

wheres faq?

wicked harness
wanton portal
#

Can I ask

tired tulip
wanton portal
#

Whats the best place to steal books?
I want to learn how to read

wanton portal
tired tulip
wanton portal
#

And where do I get those

tired tulip
#

look around

#

keep ur eyes peeled

#

u can also try scholars chambers like the one in troskowitz

gloomy urchin
gloomy urchin
#

my attention span is fucking cooked

umbral bough
#

dude this wifi is so ass

little talon
slender pasture
tired tulip
#

after a 114.8 hours i've done it boys

gloomy urchin
#

lets trade

#

one of the cheapest internet in the world and im treated like this

patent plinth
#

Whenever I am in a supermarket and I push a shopping cart. I have to fight the urge of running as fast as I can with the shopping cart in hand and releasing it, letting the cart go down the aisle at mach fuck and watching as an unfortunate soul gets hit by the unstoppable beast I have unleashed.

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wanton portal
#

114 hours

#

how long does kcd2 take to beat

#

I heard kcd1 takes like 50 hours

tired tulip
wintry ingot
fair gull
#

RUMBLING RUMBLING

wanton portal
umbral bough
wanton portal
#

do you guys think GTA 6 will sweep 2027 game awards? like how Expedition 33 won 9 awards?

wintry ingot
#

i wont be surprised if there will be complaints

gloomy urchin
#

its cyberpunk all over again aint it

wintry ingot
gloomy urchin
#

weird ass phrase smh

wintry ingot
gloomy urchin
#

you mispronounced definitely

wanton portal
tawny bear
tawny bear
#

stranger things looked silly after it

wintry ingot
#

or it will be a buggy mess

wanton portal
tawny bear
wanton portal
#

how fast did people find bugs in rdr2 during release?

wintry ingot
wintry ingot
#

so i'll be pleased if GTA VI has any difficulty

tawny bear
wanton portal
wintry ingot
long basin
wintry ingot
#

same case for cyberpunk 2077

long basin
#

Though cyberpunk fixed itself after some years

tawny bear
#

cyberpunk is a good game right now

wintry ingot
wanton portal
wintry ingot
long basin
#

But was it really a super hyped game? I wouldn't say it was even slightly similiar to gta 6 in the scale of the hype

long basin
#

Right now everyone mentions gta 6 everywhere they can

#

Delay? Oh what a gta 6 moment

wanton portal
#

or something

wintry ingot
#

soon the day comes when "before GTA VI" jokes will be history

wanton portal
#

should early access be counted as "released"

long basin
#

"Gta 6 will release before this game ✌️😭"

wintry ingot
#

the public can access it

long basin
wanton portal
long basin
wanton portal
trail ginkgo
#

yes