general-catfish-🐱🐟

[long mist]

i mena its a fresh uninjured character

[gloomy crest]

Physics bullshit then

[long mist]

i press q to hold it and the moment it registers the q it drops the weapon

it wont wait for me to release before dropping it

[gloomy crest]

What are you trying to sheathe exactly

[long mist]

short candle

whatever its called

the candle holder

[gloomy crest]

Small candelabra

[long mist]

yeah

I just wait to put it on my waistline so I can equip it if I lose my main weapon

[gloomy crest]

I imagine its just physics weirdness. I've sheathed that and its been fine

Its possible but very unlikely that you ran into some extremely rare bug

[long mist]

so you hold q and it just waits for you to release before dropping?

and if you hold it long enough it sheathes?

[lofty kindle]

This item cannot be sheathed.

[gloomy crest]

WHAT

[long mist]

so if I have like a falchion or something it can be aslong as I hold q

[gloomy crest]

I distinctly remember sheathing this 😢

[lofty kindle]

Correct.

[long mist]

got it thank you

[lofty kindle]

Do you use mods perchance?

[gloomy crest]

Was it ever sheathable?

[lofty kindle]

It was not.

[gloomy crest]

I do

Hmm

[lofty kindle]

Allot of beggar teir Items cannot be sheathed.

[gloomy crest]

Sorry for the misinfo @long mist

[long mist]

no problem

thanks for the help

[gloomy crest]

I have a very distinct memory of having sheathed the small candelabra because the T3 boss got his sword locked in it one time but I was using mods then

Well, mystery solved

The world is now smaller and less mysterious

😔

[lofty kindle]

idk Which but I recall one of them mods allowing you to sheath most small items.

[spark quartz]

mcwonder in the house

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-dance-gif-26256668

[gloomy crest]

I think we should be able to sheathe it though, realistically its just dropping the shaft down through a belt loop

[spark quartz]

My knee is flaring up rn and goddamn it sucks

[lofty kindle]

What belt loop?

[gloomy crest]

The same that magically holds everything we can sheathe

[lofty kindle]

Bummer. Hot shower?

[spark quartz]

I'm at work 😭

I just gotta deal with it

Unless i use the emergency chemical showers they have

[lofty kindle]

Ibuprofen?

[spark quartz]

I will grit my teeth and face the pain

Maybe cry a bit

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/im-in-my-prime-funny-ironic-age-old-gif-11480659

[spark quartz]

More like

https://tenor.com/view/muerto-gif-16250174877271582365

I'm in my prime

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/the-goon-dodgeball-movie-ben-stiller-white-goodman-gif-14923367

[gloomy crest]

This isn't zoolander but now I want to watch zoolander

[gloomy crest]

You don't have to give specific details ofc but what kind of work do you do that has chemical showers onsite?

[spark quartz]

Well I don't do that job specifically but we do work with electrolyte

[gloomy crest]

Like gatorade?

[spark quartz]

Electrolyte helps conduct electricity

They put it in batteries where i work

[waxen heart]

Just one more day

JUST

ONE

MORE

DAY

[gloomy crest]

No they don't

Oh they might

I thought you said gatorade

lmao

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/jonah-hill-frustrated-wolf-of-wall-street-annoyed-smh-gif-9553858

[gloomy crest]

Another 10/10 epic funny moderator gif

I tip my fedora to you, good sir

[spark quartz]

even for you that was corny

[gloomy crest]

Forgive me if I misinterpreted my own intensions but I believe that was the point

[waxen heart]

How i look at the willie that was begging his life.

[left steppe]

intensions

[kind raven]

hahahahh!! im on the floor laughing!!! hhaaagaha+

[waxen heart]

...

[gloomy crest]

sorry

I meant intenschhions

[gloomy crest]

The highest form of Lithuanian art

[waxen heart]

Im gonna kill you like willie.

[gloomy crest]

That's ok with me

But you will still be Lithuanian

[waxen heart]

Yes

Im still a lithuanian

[gloomy crest]

I actually have only met one lithuanian guy in my life and he was a gem

He worked far harder than anyone I've ever met, and was incredibly funny

He had to leave though because someone close to him died I think and he went back home and I never saw him again

RIP Emil 😔

[waxen heart]

Sad

😔

[gloomy crest]

For real

We mostly get Polish workers tbh

[indigo hare]

How’s life at nasa as a medical assistant treating you

[spark quartz]

Fantastic Easter thank you

I mean uh

Grey

[gloomy crest]

Is that actually your job?

[indigo hare]

Glad to hear it bud, im rooting for you. One day they’ll call you up and you can stop being auxiliary

I believe in you so much

[waxen heart]

How are you grey

?

[spark quartz]

Thanks greg

[indigo hare]

Im great thanks John from Lithuania, I just got home from work. How are you?

[waxen heart]

Just one more day till FUCKING christmas BREAK

[indigo hare]

My daughters started today, why is your schools starting on a random Tuesday

[waxen heart]

Events

😔

And present swap too

[spark quartz]

wait until you're an adult and you don't get any vacations

💔

[waxen heart]

KURWWWWAAAAAAASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

https://tenor.com/view/no-noooo-british-cop-screaming-no-despair-crying-gif-14408871079120163442

[spark quartz]

do you guys say blyat

[waxen heart]

Yes

[gloomy crest]

most emotionally stable british man

[gloomy crest]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdVCAFHPST8

You're not him 💔

[gloomy crest]

I can't compete with this all-encompassing emotional journey you just took us on

[tough glen]

roblox is racist

[naive moth]

translation for blind peopel

[waxen heart]

Helping the blind

https://tenor.com/view/evil-superman-gif-632723218522114279

[broken gull]

how do i get out of the abyss

[gloomy crest]

You really sound like you're trying to enunciate a depth to your voice. Like you have a ferret stuck in your throat

Just get that ferret out! You'll be fine

[waxen heart]

Good idea !

[gloomy crest]

I shouldn't have expected anything less from our premiere Lithuanian attraction

For real though, what area of the country do you live in?

[waxen heart]

You mean region right

[gloomy crest]

Area and region are interchangable

[waxen heart]

Dont wanna tell sorry

[gloomy crest]

Oh that's fine

Its just on my travel list

I'm saving up a bit so in a year or two I'll do a sweep of the eastern european countries excluding the obvious ones

[waxen heart]

Cool

[gloomy crest]

I kinda figure I'll spend most of my time in Poland tbh just because I've worked with Polish people since I was a kid

[waxen heart]

Yo guys cartman and the chickens are fighting

[waxen heart]

Ooo

[gloomy crest]

With no context your "Ooo" could seem good or bad lol

[tawdry knoll]

Hello internet

[gloomy crest]

Oh my god its Matpat

[tawdry knoll]

Is that just a theory?

[gloomy crest]

Or is it...

A GAME THEORY

[tawdry knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/matpat-matpat-attack-matpat-irs-gif-7246930747222652828

[gloomy crest]

🤢

[tawdry knoll]

FUCK

anyway

[waxen heart]

Matpat failed embed

Laugh at him

[tawdry knoll]

No

Ez gg

360 no scope

[waxen heart]

https://tenor.com/view/redo-gif-26238713

[broken gull]

could someone tell me how to get out of the abyss please

[gloomy crest]

I'm still waiting for your opinion on Poles @waxen heart

[broken gull]

??

[waxen heart]

We see them as brothers in history

Despite the fight back in 1920s

We forgive them

So good people

[gloomy crest]

I can agree to that

[robust imp]

I cant remember

[broken gull]

wow so helpful

[gloomy crest]

I spent like half my life working with Polish people, now I've moved country and have to deal with English workers its ... ehhh

[tawdry knoll]

Maybe he doesnt like them and isnt answering because he likes hammers more, that is because his father used alot of hammers and you know why? Because his father is the trinity killer and used a hammer to kill people. But thats just a theory

[robust imp]

i know im so helpful

[tawdry knoll]

anyway the theory is wrong

[broken gull]

dose someone know how to get out of the abyss

[gloomy crest]

They're the worst, pissiest, most temperamental people compared to the Polaks

[unkempt zodiac]

if you got into the abyss by clicking the abyss button, you don't, it's infinite
if you got into the abyss by dying in the gauntlet, walk around far enough, and a boss will spawn, kill them to be revived

[waxen heart]

Oof

[gloomy crest]

I guess 'entitlement' sums up the English pretty well

[broken gull]

the only thing i can get into is the abyss tho

[robust imp]

how?

[unkempt zodiac]

look at the top left

[broken gull]

how do i get to the other place

[robust imp]

play demo

thats what you click

[broken gull]

okay thanks

[gloomy crest]

always surprises me how many people gravitate to that

The bottom middle is always the least important spot in UI/UX design

[atomic mist]

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Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!

[untold wraith]

Didn't you send this before

[left steppe]

Wait yeah I think so

[fair pendant]

Underrated game

[wintry ingot]

@lofty kindle when will we play project zomboid 😔

[fast nymph]

yo where is cark mode of burgundy?

[wintry ingot]

he left for "vacation"

[fast nymph]

he crashed out 💔

[lofty kindle]

Not a fan of Zomboid online.

[wintry ingot]

okay

[lofty kindle]

It's allot of time dedication. Same reason I am not playing Rust right now. It becomes a second life.

[wintry ingot]

i didn't mean survival

[drowsy finch]

It also kinda trivializes a lot of the challenge :(

less of a struggle

[fast nymph]

how can you play Rust and have a job at the same time? bro is an anomaly.

[wintry ingot]

i have mods to play a ~15 min session of last stand

as in multiplayer

[lofty kindle]

Online is PVP, the zombies are just furniture.

[severe fulcrum]

he said not playing

[drowsy finch]

Thats the reason twd fucking sucks 😭

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/lack-of-reading-vader-daddy-vader-force-choke-sw-gif-17915676

[fast nymph]

god my reading comprehension so ahh 💔💔

[wintry ingot]

me when i can outwalk the spooky zombie

[fast nymph]

but i can justify it by, i come from foreign country, no hablo englais.

[wintry ingot]

where are you from then

[lofty kindle]

TWD was never about zombies lol. It was following Carl from surving as a child to his old age after zombies have become a total novelty.

[drowsy finch]

me when i only focus on gang wars 😛

[wintry ingot]

me when

[fast nymph]

Macedonia 🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥 (it fucking sucks here)

[wintry ingot]

im from poland

[drowsy finch]

The survival aspects of the show were my absolute favsies though, I lost a lot of interest when they killed like 20 potential characters in the prison

[fast nymph]

"polan"
hol up, HIS WRITING IS FIRE!

[wintry ingot]

at least i don't live in macedonia

[drowsy finch]

Which yeah I guess is more of a me problem, but still

[wintry ingot]

so uh , mcwonder , if you find a while to play will you let me know

[wintry ingot]

i need friends

[lofty kindle]

I mostly hate watched the show after season one.

The comic books are significantly better. They really screw up some of the character arcs.

[spark quartz]

Yeah you do

[drowsy finch]

Lmfao thats so fair, I never read the comics cuz I knew I wouldn't like them since comics aren't generally my thing

[wintry ingot]

one thing we have in common

[lofty kindle]

Word. There are several people that want to play Zomboid online.

[drowsy finch]

I think its fucking stupid how they NEVER kill negan

[spark quartz]

Inc ommon?

[wintry ingot]

inc ommon

[spark quartz]

understandable

[fast nymph]

inc ommon 🗣🔥

[drowsy finch]

And also they slimed out carl???? the whole point of Rick Grimes being alive ???????

[pearl coral]

my friend john gave me 5 volumes of the comics out of nowhere the other day

[wintry ingot]

inc ommon

[spark quartz]

That would be a good dnd name on god

[wintry ingot]

petition to make inc ommon a new server meme to the point it becomes brainrot banned

[fast nymph]

tru broe

[spark quartz]

you are the one that must make the meme

[lofty kindle]

I don't like most comics but they read more akin to a manga. The story telling is accented my the images not entirely dependent on it.

[wintry ingot]

alone the meme won't grow

[fast nymph]

Can you cultivate this meme?

[lofty kindle]

I spent a month compiling all the digital scans I have into one book no cover art no filler pages one continuous novel.

[spark quartz]

Well when I see you in chat I'll just say "inc ommon" without any context

[wintry ingot]

inc ommon

[spark quartz]

Don't explain it to anyone or else the joke is ruined

[wintry ingot]

[wintry ingot]

our inside joke

[pearl coral]

heck yeah

[spark quartz]

well whoever is here right nows inside joke lol

[wintry ingot]

@fast nymph i expect you to join in aswell

[drowsy finch]

This is the part where I do my Iconic Rali Bit™ where I declare that I don't like a popular thing !!

I don't like manga

[fast nymph]

only the council of inc ommoners will know. including me.

[fast nymph]

i will

[wintry ingot]

i expect you to randomly mention inc ommon without any context

[spark quartz]

inc ommon

[fast nymph]

inc ommon

[wintry ingot]

inc ommon

[fast nymph]

inc ommon 2

ts finna die in a week.

[fierce hearth]

inc ommon

[fast nymph]

inc ommon

[wintry ingot]

it won't if it gets brainrot banned

inc ommon

[lofty kindle]

It is not for everyone. I only like a handle of them. Inuyasha was a great read. I also like the first dozen volumes of SGT. Frog.

I generally do not read allot of fiction. I watch my sci fi and fantasy.

[spark quartz]

YEAH PILIF

[fast nymph]

whatever the hell is that, its adorable.

[lofty kindle]

Just added.

[wintry ingot]

no way

inc ommon

[fast nymph]

inc ommon

[wintry ingot]

fake info

[fast nymph]

liar liar pants on fire

[lofty kindle]

Alright no cap this time.

[fast nymph]

SCP Wish I Knew

[spark quartz]

bros goading mcwonder like he won't do it

[wintry ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-meme-memes-silly-goofy-gif-8222467360237951453

[fast nymph]

inc ommon

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/jonah-hill-frustrated-wolf-of-wall-street-annoyed-smh-gif-9553858

[fast nymph]

i think McWonderBeast is just a Pathological Liar idk.

[wintry ingot]

nope

not anymore

[lofty kindle]

I didn't do it this time.

[spark quartz]

this is why we can't have nice things

[wintry ingot]

1984

[spark quartz]

THIS IS YOUR FAULT

[fast nymph]

literally 1984

[wintry ingot]

good

[fast nymph]

inc

[wintry ingot]

🥰

[fast nymph]

ommon

[wintry ingot]

inc

[spark quartz]

god dammit

[primal bluff]

Is there a channel I can send a image 💔

I got something to show

[fast nymph]

Level up.

[primal bluff]

Ok

[wintry ingot]

#photography📷

[lofty kindle]

This is m favorite mini gmae.

[fast nymph]

forgot that channel existed

[wintry ingot]

is there someone i can play zomboid here with

[spark quartz]

gmae

[wintry ingot]

gmae

[spark quartz]

@drowsy finch

rali is a zomboidhead

[wintry ingot]

good

[lofty kindle]

gmaepaly

[spark quartz]

She hates you tho

[wintry ingot]

never knew they're a woman

[wintry ingot]

half swrod

[spark quartz]

this is how dyslexic people see the world

Mcwonder when we gonna finals again

[lofty kindle]

Literally just hopped off.

[spark quartz]

😭

hmu sometime gang 😭

[waxen heart]

WHERE THE FUCK IM I

WHERE IM I

[wheat brook]

Finals is the most annoying ass game

But it’s so fun

It’s like… alcohol

[lofty kindle]

I'm getting on after I push this build update.

[spark quartz]

any comp fps is like that tbh

[lofty kindle]

lol what is annoying?

[surreal vector]

The finals in 2025 🥺

[wheat brook]

Never mind I just embarrassed myself

[spark quartz]

getting merked by better players

[wheat brook]

Forget I said anything

[spark quartz]

or light dodge+sword

[wheat brook]

Who’s ready for Christmas

[spark quartz]

I get off at 7 💔

[waxen heart]

I do

cuz i want gmod on christmas

https://tenor.com/view/crash-death-car-car-test-gmod-gif-19183207

[surreal vector]

Can't afford 9.99 😪

[lofty kindle]

Then why did yu ask me fool?

[left steppe]

Huh?

[waxen heart]

sigh if i only had credit cards🥀 🥀 🥀 😔😔😔

[spark quartz]

Well I wanted to confirm that you could be invited to play, last time I asked you were busy 🙁

[spark quartz]

Don't get a credit card

It's not worth it

[waxen heart]

Then what should i get vro

😔

[surreal vector]

Nothing wrong with a credit card if you pay your dues on time. Raises your credit score too

[left steppe]

It's only worth it if you're responsible

[lofty kindle]

Usually around this time I am long done with work.

[spark quartz]

A job and a debit card?

[waxen heart]

Only at 18 😔

[spark quartz]

I got my first card at 18 lol

[left steppe]

18 and no job?

[spark quartz]

And my first job

[waxen heart]

13

[left steppe]

😭

[spark quartz]

tf

[surreal vector]

😭

[spark quartz]

infant

[lofty kindle]

A job a car and a credit card. Only use for gas and pay full balance at the end of the statement period.

[waxen heart]

Then whats a 3 year old to you

Super infant ?

Or a sperm

[left steppe]

Not born yet

[spark quartz]

no also an infant

[surreal vector]

How old are you jolly mod

[lofty kindle]

83

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/the-amazing-digital-circus-bubble-digital-circus-don't-say-that-caine-gif-8788718756421339226

[waxen heart]

Then how 13 year olds are infant if they are starting to be a teen

[spark quartz]

You're one to talk old man 😭

[left steppe]

If your brain is not developed at least 90%, infant

[spark quartz]

bro

if I say something tastes like shit it doesn't literally taste like shit

It's hyperbole

[left steppe]

You'll learn this in 6th grade

[waxen heart]

Oh

FUCK IM STUPID

GRAHHHHH

[wheat brook]

Chill boi

[little talon]

are you german

[surreal vector]

Alright booboo

[spark quartz]

are you fr

[little talon]

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-dog-psyx-gif-5294965298200102486

[waxen heart]

Who

[little talon]

the one who thought something tasted like actual shit

[lofty kindle]

Is being German an insult now?

[spark quartz]

you need to read some context bro 😭

[little talon]

i just got here

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/scroll-up-hate-discord-server-gif-25654733

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/vb-gif-25663467

[little talon]

literally me

[left steppe]

Turkey mention!!!!

[surreal vector]

How many genders are there?

[spark quartz]

gobble gobble

[spark quartz]

I'm glad you got the joke but uh

[left steppe]

Usually you start with "hello, how are you?"

Yes I know where the gif is from

[surreal vector]

Lies

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/burn-gif-6135776

[spark quartz]

https://youtu.be/bMDlFn-NGKk?si=MRHMMme8SalXBPRh

For context

[left steppe]

This one

What's y'alls favorite song

[little talon]

i dont have a favourite song

[spark quartz]

I don't have a favorite song as it changes constantly but

[surreal vector]

Scar tissue

[left steppe]

What kinda stuff you been listening to?

[left steppe]

Hell yeah

[spark quartz]

It's this rn

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=I96OxT778Xw&si=WcLsNCGRntXjoL55

[spark quartz]

Rhcp mentioned

[waxen heart]

Oooooffff

[lofty kindle]

Scar tissue that I wish you saw? Sarcasm mister know it all?

[surreal vector]

Sarcastic Mr know it all 😠

[waxen heart]

Prob gruppa krovi by kino

[left steppe]

He seems mad

[lofty kindle]

Idk how I blundered that.

[surreal vector]

https://tenor.com/view/john-frusciante-red-hot-chili-peppers-rhcp-gif-22680744

[spark quartz]

My fav part is at 2:30

[left steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rook-gothamchess-levy-rozamn-levy-rozman-gif-27538319

[lofty kindle]

One of my top five favorite guitar solos.

[tired tulip]

krampus gaming

10 Days remain until q1 2026

[fast nymph]

repair this hole RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

[left steppe]

Who deleted it

[waxen heart]

WHAT TYPE OF BLOCK

[left steppe]

Discord

[waxen heart]

I CANT FIND IT 😭

[fast nymph]

use cement or sum shi

[waxen heart]

Good idea

[little talon]

https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/1pt64pf/two_rival_tribes_in_papua_new_guinea_clashed_on/

rust

[left steppe]

I KNOW someone is watching us

[surreal vector]

Are you from Texas

[waxen heart]

Not me

[left steppe]

No

[fast nymph]

W Schizopost ❤️

[surreal vector]

Cst though so you've got to be close

[left steppe]

They're making me think I'm crazy

But I konw it

[fast nymph]

take your pills homeboy

[left steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/freak-tweak-tweaker-tweaking-freak-out-gif-16108345590627731463

[little talon]

https://tenor.com/view/halloween-halloween-decoration-electric-shock-electrocuted-electric-chair-gif-3437669759357101102

[left steppe]

Halfsword

[fast nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-snow-door-meme-gif-11618568403160844397

[left steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-tweak-ishowspeedd-ishowspeed-tweaking-gif-17360364589118761984

[waxen heart]

Same guy btw

[left steppe]

Who is this

Who's responsible

I put it in the other chat too

[tired tulip]

i forgor this sorry

[wheat brook]

Huh

https://tenor.com/view/gabagool-sad-italian-mobster-boss-gif-15935126

[untold wraith]

I doubt

[tired tulip]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/818232312641749015/1111705558156841030/trampoline.gif

[waxen heart]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-kai-cenat-mario-luigi-bounce-gif-15593061924697223355

[lapis snow]

How do I get suggestions perms

[atomic mist]

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[fast nymph]

ngl why do so many people here just come, become a prominent member, crash out and just leave.

[wintry ingot]

their 2 week phases passes

this happened to cark too

had 10k messages weekly

now he left for a "break"

[fast nymph]

very immature of him, isn't he like 20 years old and is acting like a damn toddler.

[fast nymph]

"break" he aint ever coming back 😭😭😭

[wintry ingot]

hence why i added the ""

there was this guy called green goober too

he's barely active now

[fast nymph]

yeah i think i've seen him before.

[wintry ingot]

since like september i keep a consistent ~1.5k weekly messages

[fast nymph]

ngl cark left in the most embarrassing way possible 😭

[wintry ingot]

all of them 10k weekly fall eventually , you'll see

2 week phases passes and its over

[narrow nacelle]

hello when does the full part of the game come out or is it out yett

[wintry ingot]

january-march 2026

[narrow nacelle]

ohh ni9ce im so hyped for it because just the demo is too fun i have almost 6 hours on it

[fast nymph]

thats more than all my messages in the entire history of half cord.

[wintry ingot]

hey , there's people who have a whopping 1 message weekly

[wintry ingot]

nope, already past that

[fast nymph]

i need to get my vision checked because i swear it said 1,100 and something, like 10 seconds ago.

[fast nymph]

those people are employed 😭

[wintry ingot]

i'm not

being a minor is hard 😔

[fast nymph]

bruh being a minor is NOT hard 💔

[wintry ingot]

it was a joke

[fast nymph]

yeah i know

[wintry ingot]

you only pretend to know to not look stupid i just can't prove it

[fast nymph]

true, i have the reading comprehension of an adin ross Viewer.

[wintry ingot]

i'll be going to sleep now

it's 1:40 am almost

https://tenor.com/view/goodbye-chat-chat-big-chungus-gif-19739716

[fast nymph]

yo thats the same time zone as me.

[wheat brook]

It’s not 1:40 am

It’s nighttime

[stable wren]

why

I have a feeling i am to blame

[stable wren]

shocked i ain't there

i became active here since the last week days, and my message count is insane

[fast nymph]

no, its his fault, he got pressed over a damn joke, legit crybaby behavior.

[stable wren]

What joke lol

[wintry ingot]

😂 what

[wintry ingot]

eh , it'll pass ,trust me

[stable wren]

No fucking way

I made him leave

H o w

he got so pressed that i said Burgundy > Swizterland

[wintry ingot]

i've seen so many people be active here , hella active , 10k messages weekly active

just to dissapear no more than 2 weeks later

[stable wren]

yeah well

i made like a bunch of good friends in here

[fast nymph]

Cark should like, do some self reflecting.

[stable wren]

so i won't be unactive anytime soon

[stable wren]

https://youtu.be/_lC7nXuECz8?list=RD_lC7nXuECz8

[wintry ingot]

maybe the real half sword is the friends we made along the way

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-17729711691959966457

[fast nymph]

Cark, The glazer of a nation that hasn't existed for like 400+ years.

[stable wren]

he just mad because Switzerland outlived them

[fast nymph]

why was he like so emotionally attached to Burgernudy.

[stable wren]

idk

[fast nymph]

i just updated my server profile name thingy to not sieged because there is no one left to siege my castle. (cark left)

[stable wren]

remind me to make Swiss Confederacy drip to piss off people who rly like Burgundy in the half sword EA, gotta flex the power of a wiping out an entire nation

[fast nymph]

if i knew how to mod, i would made playermodels/ragdolls with Swiss Confederacy drip in GMOD.

[little talon]

maybe tism

[steel raven]

how does one level up in this server?

[fast nymph]

be active

[little talon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-wet-blow-dry-gif-1784120349342730252

[stable wren]

Who would win?

a bunch of well equipped soldiers of Burgundy Vs a bunch of fucking poorly equipped pissed off Swiss people

[fast nymph]

Premium Ducklandian Housing

thats who i think will win.

[primal roost]

imagine sleeping

[fast nymph]

i made a custom newspaper with this image for like the Ducklandian thread but since Cark is gone imma just share it here.

[primal roost]

i took a 6 hour nap and ill stay up the whole day now

🥀

[primal roost]

this is tuff

[fast nymph]

i made up everything on the fly for the text 💔

[primal roost]

yea i can tell

man

imagine living in city 17 bro!

one of the worst dystopias

and also the sun is blocked by that skyscraper thing

[wheat brook]

Is that from the steam gae

Game

[fast nymph]

EERMMM DO YOU MEAN DISTRICT 6?!??!?

District 6 is a low income housing environment-

[primal roost]

🥀

[wheat brook]

I wouldn’t want to live here because I would be uncomfortable

[primal roost]

yeah its from half life 3!

[fast nymph]

District 6?

[wheat brook]

I wouldn’t want to live in half life bc that would be bad

[wheat brook]

Ye

[primal roost]

is district 6 the hood

[wheat brook]

I want to live in the good place in half life

[fast nymph]

the Ducklandian Hood

[primal roost]

living in the half life universe would be hell

[wheat brook]

Not slums pls

[wheat brook]

Aw man

[wide dagger]

Just brought Kingdom of deliverance 2 is it any good guys

[fast nymph]

idk

[wheat brook]

You’ll love it

I haven’t played it but I’m sure you will

[wide dagger]

And do I have to play part 1 to understand the story

[primal roost]

i played kcd1

its pretty good

ahead of its time

in graphics

[wide dagger]

My dad said it’s shit but imma give it a chance

[wheat brook]

Is mordhau good

[primal roost]

youll rage alot

[wheat brook]

It looks like a rip off chivalry

[primal roost]

kcd1?

[wheat brook]

Mordhau

[primal roost]

wth

that looks like chivalry 2

[primal roost]

kcd2 btw

[wide dagger]

And he did he said it’s the worst game ever

He said if you smell bad the guards can smell you or som

[primal roost]

yea

u gotta shower ingame

[wide dagger]

And btw do I have to play part 1 to understand the story more better

[primal roost]

ehh kinda

[wide dagger]

It seems fun tbh

[primal roost]

you dont need to play the first game

in order to play the second

[wide dagger]

That’s good

[primal roost]

but u wont understand references from the 1st game

[wide dagger]

Yeah

I heard the armor is sick

Looks exactly like half sword

[primal roost]

the armor is tuff

[wide dagger]

I hope half sword makes new Armor

Because what armor I saw in kd2 it was so peak

[primal roost]

im js waiting for half sword to add dynamic slicing

[gloomy urchin]

it literally does?

[primal roost]

Nah.

[gloomy urchin]

yes??

you cant just nuhuh a very obvious feature

[primal roost]

Theres no dynamic slicing bro!

[gloomy urchin]

now youre just baiting

[primal roost]

bro theres no dynamic slicing

i cut the torso into 2 pieces

or more

*i cant cut

i hate typing at 3 in the morning

[gloomy urchin]

you literally can

fuck you on

[primal roost]

wdym bro 😭

[wide dagger]

I think there is but there’s a limit of how much you can cut off Willie

[primal roost]

yeah what if they remove that limit

or increase it

[wide dagger]

The game would be even more incredible than it is already

[primal roost]

i wonder how the full release is gonna be like

[wide dagger]

Probably freaking amazing

I can’t wait bro

[primal roost]

good thing im upgrading my pc too

so i can run ts game

🙏

[wide dagger]

New maps new armor probably even new gore to say the least

Yeah me to

[primal roost]

lowk what if someone makes a mod where you have a glock

and you can shoot up everybody

that would be peak

[lyric ridge]

I do have to say, for a small indie game developed by one person

Theres more love and care put into half sword than megacorperate game studios

[gloomy urchin]

not one

indie team

[lyric ridge]

Ok well still

Small indie team

[primal roost]

Nah

[unkempt zodiac]

also backed by publisher funding

[lyric ridge]

Still

[primal roost]

scroobert has a point

[lyric ridge]

My opinion still stands

[last adder]

you dont have to but i recommend it heavily

[gloomy urchin]

we should beat sprite to death

[primal roost]

Nah

[gloomy urchin]

yah

[unkempt zodiac]

Yes!

[primal roost]

ill use my spin kick technique on you

that i learned in half sword

trust

[unkempt zodiac]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/802977594860503042/1345452741992120452/0222-ezgif.com-gif-maker.gif

[gloomy urchin]

naj

[primal roost]

Nah

[craggy knoll]

anyone know how to prevent crash on the final stage

ive been trying for days

[primal roost]

Kcd is so tuff

[tired tulip]

who u thiink gonna win?

[primal roost]

guy on the right

[tired tulip]

oops

[surreal vector]

Six maybe seven lacerations.

https://tenor.com/view/67-67-kid-67-meme-67-edit-phonk-gif-7031349610003813777

[primal roost]

🥀

[atomic mist]

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Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!

[wheat brook]

What??😭

[surreal vector]

Wikipedia tripping over $2.75

[drowsy finch]

please give us $500 dolars

[long mist]

hwo do i unlock the next calss in the guantlet mode

Im stuck on beggar

[untold wraith]

Level 1 crook vs level 999 Mafia boss

[long mist]

so i ahve to complete thej entire gunatlet?

I thought all I had to do was beat the first guy to unlock the next stage

[untold wraith]

You have to delete system 32

[long mist]

okay

anyone else want to answer my question

[untold wraith]

Im all you got say thank you bruh

[surreal vector]

You have to delete system 32

[long mist]

captain misinfo here is doing his job

cinder joining in too

[surreal vector]

On willie you do bro

[untold wraith]

How about

You play the game

You'll figure it out

[long mist]

ive eben

i need to know

[surreal vector]

Who's eben?

[untold wraith]

Delete system 32

[long mist]

i cant

[surreal vector]

Delete system 32 to progress

[long mist]

i cant

[surreal vector]

Its in the manual bud

[long mist]

i cant

[surreal vector]

Are you illiterate?

[long mist]

i cant

[untold wraith]

Ok

[long mist]

i cant

[surreal vector]

Flooding general @ modteam

[long mist]

i cant

how?

im respoiding

to your messages

[untold wraith]

We broke another pink role

Classic pink roles

[long mist]

all i need is to kno whow

and btw i cant

[untold wraith]

Kno whow

[surreal vector]

Look at my puss

[long mist]

i cant

[untold wraith]

Woah

[long mist]

how do i unlock the next class after beggar?

[surreal vector]

You can't

[untold wraith]

You can't

[long mist]

i cant

?

[untold wraith]

You can't

[long mist]

i can

[surreal vector]

You can't

[untold wraith]

Buy EA

[long mist]

ican

ican

[untold wraith]

Icup

[long mist]

icun

[surreal vector]

I see you pee

[long mist]

icoon

[untold wraith]

Woah

[surreal vector]

Racism

[long mist]

wht?

i was saying differnt ways to say can

cun

can

[echo vapor]

you know exactly whart

what*

[surreal vector]

Youre a dirty racist

[long mist]

no

i dont

what i do ened tho is to know

how to unlock

the class after peasant

[untold wraith]

You can't

[long mist]

i can

[surreal vector]

You can't

[echo vapor]

no you cant

[long mist]

yes

i can

[untold wraith]

Delete system 32

[long mist]

i cant

[surreal vector]

Delete system 32

[echo vapor]

alt + f4

[long mist]

i cant

i cant

[gloomy urchin]

Delete system 32

[long mist]

i cant

[echo vapor]

delete your discord

[long mist]

i cant

[untold wraith]

You would have figured it out by yourself now if you weren't up in chat doin whatever you're doin rn

[long mist]

nah

ive been playing for hours

[untold wraith]

Yah

[long mist]

its fun

but i need to know

[echo vapor]

sayin racist shit then acting dum @untold wraith

[long mist]

the abyss

[surreal vector]

Sigh

[untold wraith]

Woah?

[long mist]

the free mode is fun

[untold wraith]

Wym

[gloomy urchin]

have fun dealing with them guys

[echo vapor]

check out his "I" message

[untold wraith]

This shit sucks

[long mist]

but abyss is confusing cuz it hsows the syumbol when i beat the first boss

[echo vapor]

its not far up

[untold wraith]

Wasn't me genius

[echo vapor]

i know, i was saying what he was up to

[long mist]

but it wont give me the class

[echo vapor]

genius

[untold wraith]

Shut up pink role

[surreal vector]

Stop fighting or else.

[long mist]

im not fighting

[echo vapor]

Oh no, anyway

[long mist]

im explaining my situation

and i wnat to know

[echo vapor]

Not my fault ol buddies reading comprehension is below average

[long mist]

so you got an answer?

or advice

and I CAN do

[untold wraith]

No

[long mist]

oh

[echo vapor]

oh so to get past peasant, you have to go thru like 3 or 5 fights

[long mist]

i think you do

[echo vapor]

just keep winning

[surreal vector]

Why bro sucking his fingers over a damn pill

[gloomy urchin]

there is

a second gamemode

where u need to unlock it

[long mist]

so not all the way to the end just a couple bosses right?

[echo vapor]

yeah you could just go into free mode

So to get past peasant is one boss

[long mist]

I have been playing free mode, I was just curious on how ti progress on gauntlet

[echo vapor]

the only time its a prolonged fight is final challenge

[untold wraith]

Or just delete system 32

Easy as that

[surreal vector]

My booty itches ngl

[echo vapor]

but you just keep on keeping on in the gauntlet, youll get there

[surreal vector]

🤔

[long mist]

okay

[untold wraith]

Delete system 32

[gloomy urchin]

press the free mode text and it should switch to another mode with bosses

[echo vapor]

linux, sorry @untold wraith

[gloomy urchin]

remove french languag pack

[echo vapor]

fuck]

[long mist]

lemme try this

[untold wraith]

Delete linux

[long mist]

you talking about the 1v1 mode where you can picka ny cals right?

[surreal vector]

Im playing super Mario oddysey eating toki cuz it's bossin

[long mist]

i havent ran into a boss in there yet

[echo vapor]

on it cap

no

[untold wraith]

Ur mom

[echo vapor]

the other mode dtu

you literally just keep fighting

theres a counter

[gloomy urchin]

oh nvrm then i just forgor how it works

[echo vapor]

as you win the counter goes up

have you played games before?

or are you like ex amish

[long mist]

oh shit

i see the counter now

[echo vapor]

and its new to you

[gloomy urchin]

there is a counter below in one of modes i forgot which

[echo vapor]

jfc

[long mist]

ive always done free mode

i didnt know oyu could do gauntlet in the arena

thanks for the help guys

[echo vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/sealyx-naked-gun-the-naked-gun-facepalm-facepalm-meme-gif-11743768702765397589

[untold wraith]

You're welcome

[surreal vector]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[echo vapor]

damnit

[gloomy urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-magic-spell-gif-2056698596529947774

[echo vapor]

im gonna cry myself to sleep

it was the face palm

https://tenor.com/view/sealyx-naked-gun-the-naked-gun-facepalm-facepalm-meme-gif-11743768702765397589

TWICE

[untold wraith]

Classic pink role

[surreal vector]

Youre not high enough level genius

[echo vapor]

oh lmfao

[untold wraith]

Genuinely

[echo vapor]

eh, rules, what are they?

[surreal vector]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1106657111292792884/1288932044595920916/glup.gif

[echo vapor]

i dont believe in no rules (/s)

[untold wraith]

don't post anything POLITICAL or CONTROVERSIAL

[echo vapor]

that was a joke lol

[gloomy urchin]

is 8 that rare

[untold wraith]

6 7

[echo vapor]

the most controversial stance i hold is i think brown mustard is superior to that shit yellow "mustard"

[gloomy urchin]

get out

[surreal vector]

https://tenor.com/view/scp-067-67-6-7-six-seven-sixty-seven-gif-13940852437921483111

[untold wraith]

Diarrhea

[surreal vector]

Brown mustard looks like poopoo eweww hahahahaha

[echo vapor]

THIS IS MY HILL AND I WILL DIE ON IT
.

[untold wraith]

Poo mustard

[echo vapor]

could be worse

i could like curry

the food that looks the same going in as it does coming out

[untold wraith]

You could like apple fritter

[echo vapor]

apple fritter is mid

peach cobbler is gas

[echo vapor]

why do you have many baki memes of apply fritter?

[echo vapor]

... Im getting a little concerned

[untold wraith]

You should be

[echo vapor]

IM VERY EXCITED NOW!

[untold wraith]

Apple fritter is better

[echo vapor]

the anticipation!

[raven ore]

whats an apple fritter

[echo vapor]

bonus points to who can name my quote

[untold wraith]

A fritter with apple in it

[raven ore]

william

w name?

[echo vapor]

Its a game quote

for a hint

[raven ore]

jetstream sam idk

[echo vapor]

the name equinox should ring a bell if you play this game

[untold wraith]

Equinmid

[echo vapor]

She is yes

i have a feeling captain knows the game

[untold wraith]

Worst game of all time

[echo vapor]

nah mate

[untold wraith]

Genuinely hate it

[echo vapor]

Warfra,e?\

warframe?

ya hate warframe?

[untold wraith]

Yes

[echo vapor]

why??

[untold wraith]

Pay to win

No story

Came out like 12 years ago

[echo vapor]

wrong on both counts

the plat is used for cosmetics, and is earnable ingame

and as for no story? what da hell?

[untold wraith]

No story

You know what sure

Story

A shitty one

The gameplay is bad too

[echo vapor]

Spoken like someone who hasnt touched it since Steve was running the show

[untold wraith]

Brainless shooting

[raven ore]

6 dyas in fallujiah

[echo vapor]

bad gameplay?? lmfao

[untold wraith]

The entire time

[echo vapor]

now you're just baiting

[untold wraith]

Istg

I shouldn't say that

[echo vapor]

gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8

[untold wraith]

Great bait mate i rate 8/8

[echo vapor]

thats what it said

[untold wraith]

But i ain't baiting

That's the funniest part

[echo vapor]

then your opinion is like an asshole, everyone got em, some of em reek

[untold wraith]

Mine smells like flowers

[echo vapor]

lmao sure

[untold wraith]

Your taste in games is like shit. It's stinky

[echo vapor]

Sure. Except for the fact i only play good games, Elden Ring, DS, 2077

notice destiny not being on the list

oh

[untold wraith]

Elden ring? Oh brother

[echo vapor]

Half sword

[untold wraith]

Yikes

[echo vapor]

forgot that one

ok now i know for a fact you're spewing bait

and so imma go back to playing some half sword

[untold wraith]

Gow ripoff

[spark quartz]

Ain't no way you dislike elden ring

[untold wraith]

Never touched it

[spark quartz]

damn

good ass gsmr

[echo vapor]

"GOW rip off" not even high teir bait? im dissappointed

[spark quartz]

*game

[untold wraith]

Gow should have won game of the year

[small spoke]

Souls like aint my cup of tea ngl game looks cool tho

[echo vapor]

thats not gr8 b8 m8

I dont disagree there

i love GOW

[untold wraith]

Not Elden shit

[small spoke]

no some niche game with 20 players should have won game of the year

[echo vapor]

but they are two completely different games

not even similar

[untold wraith]

Yeah ones shit ones not

[echo vapor]

so saying its gow rip off? you clearly have an invalid opinion

[spark quartz]

How can you call it bad if youve never played it 💔

[untold wraith]

Gow is better

[echo vapor]

Lmfao sure

better story ill give it that

but i dont have 500 hours in god of war like i do elden ring

[untold wraith]

Because game of the year was stolen

[small spoke]

Are there mangoes in elden ring

[echo vapor]

and thats for a reason

[untold wraith]

So i just hate

[echo vapor]

oh so you just bandwagon

got it

[untold wraith]

Nope

[spark quartz]

GOW is great but I do think elden ring deserved goty

[small spoke]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/940312476749275156/1310492743298191382/IMG_0183.gif

[echo vapor]

imagine telling someone that the game they like is bad when you never played it

lmfao

[untold wraith]

Elden ring paid people off for game of the year

[echo vapor]

what a weak stance

[gloomy urchin]

hi jolly

[echo vapor]

they didnt need to

[small spoke]

Who cares about game of the year anyway

[spark quartz]

Source?

[echo vapor]

it was that good

[small spoke]

90% of the time that shit just picks a shitty undeserving game

[untold wraith]

Name

Lmao

[echo vapor]

I still get goose bumps every time i hear "The fallen leaves tell a story"

[spark quartz]

I got misinfo'd

[small spoke]

Rdr2 didn't even win game of the year btw 💔 back in 2018

[echo vapor]

now thats criminal @small spoke

[spark quartz]

Rdr2 should have won 100%

[small spoke]

Deadass

[small spoke]

Real

[echo vapor]

RDR2 is PEAK

[untold wraith]

I don't care about either game or Warframe im just baiting

[small spoke]

game rewards is so ass

💔

[spark quartz]

It lost against Spiderman bro

Which was a good game but

[echo vapor]

@untold wraith called that shit